Are Russians Slavs?

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>>129610909
tak
maybe not all of them, but enough to be called Slavs
also, original slav trio member
>Lech, Czech, Rus

>>129610909
Are you Russian?

The answer is the same

>>129611049
>also, original slav trio member
>>Lech, Czech, Rus

you forgot about little retarded brother Ukr

>>129611057
I'm part Russian, Ukrainian and Mordvin.

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>>129611270
he is more like some orphan kid we took with us to not starve somewhere
anyway, he grew up and decided to be asshat
you have this fable about Lech, Czech and Rus in Russia, da?
or is it Polish thingie?

>>129611528

>Mordvin

highest concentration of R1a

>>129611270
There was only three of them, Ukr was Rus' failed homunculus experiment

>>129611270
There also was Czech's mentally challenged cousin Vak
everyone called him "Slow Vak"

>>129611672
>you have this fable about Lech, Czech and Rus in Russia, da?

heard about it

>>129611270
>>129611528
>>129611784
>Ukrainian
no such thing

>>129610909
A mix of slavs, balts and finno-ugric people, with the slavic component being the largest.

>>129611784
>Ukr was Rus' failed homunculus experiment

here we thinks that they are ebil Lech's experiment

>>129611754
Is it because they got Slavd? Or is it their original haplogroup?

>>129611900
I like Slovakians but top kek
10/10 banter

>>129610909
Russia is too big to call it's popilation "slavic". Western russians are clearly slavs, south - wild mix of cosacs, pomors and other steppe shit. Caucasus - arabic-like shitskins. Karelia - mix of finns and slavs. Middle-siberian - mix of slavs from first exploration of Siberia and local forest chinks.
Far East - chink-like people: tuvins, buryats and other cunt-eyed plebs.

So most habited area of Russia (Western region) - slavs.

>>129610909

Yes, unlike (((Ukrainians))).

>>129612057
we did nothing of the sort
Ukr just sorta appeared out of thin air

>>129610909
Yes, and far more than assimilated turks like you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCeYTKLK0iU

>>129612069
>original haplogroup

yep

>>129612230
This. Ukraine is just a fucking meme. I mean Ukraine as (((nation))). All that bullshit with national identity was created in 1920s just to prevent local riots after bolshevik revolution, so they could scream WE WUZ UKRANIANS N SHIT. Also, Mahno chimpouts was part of that circus.

>>129612127

stupid nigger, here we talk about ethnicity
why are you such a cretin?

>>129612127
>south - wild mix of cosacs, pomors
Aren't Pomors in the north?

>>129612489
you made them, now go take care of them or something
if they stir shit we will beat them mercilessly
also, let Białorus go
they are adult now, I know they are important geopolitically to you but it is right thing to do

>>129612591
Shit, I meant to write them in "Karelia" part. I dun goofed.

>>129610909
Yes.
But Ukrainians are Turkic

>>129612696
Galician Ukrainians are Austria's fault.

These hillybillies of no origin even started learning polish at some point, but habsburgs decided they will be better as a counterweigh for the poles.

>>129612230
>we did nothing

popular theory is that Polaks were assblusted after annexation of Poland so they started in 1830s memeing all this Urk shit to make a revenge

>>129612696
>if they stir shit we will beat them mercilessly

that was the plan all along

>also, let Białorus go

as country - maybe they're cool, but ethnically it's population feels itself as part of russia
only Bat'ka trying to play on both sides, knowing how important Belarus for both Russia and EU/NATO

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>>129610909
Reminder that South Slavs are the best Slavs,Eastern and Western Slavs are so short that they can suck our dick whille standing LOL!!

>ukraine
>>>/x/

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>>129612127
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>>129612916

all slavs

>>129612127
>cosacs, pomors

just some regional russians

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>>129613006
>it's population feels itself as part of russia
except other half that feels itself as part of Poland
we both know it is true
>>129612916
>Austria's fault.
I can believe that, germanics are cancer
>>129612959
this is actually kind of funny, no one wants to take credit for Ukraina
perhaps we should ask some Ukie what is written in their history books

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>>129613009
Ruskies are objectively best Slavs.

>>129613336
Poland invented vodka

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>>129611900
Topkek

>>129613479
And we gave to the world Pupin and Tesla

>>129613479
Well that's certainly and extremely high contribution to Slavdom,but not so much to humanity.

>>129612775
Just some part in the south.

>>129610909
Finnic-Slav-Central Asian mongrels

Lithuanians are slavs too dont forget.

>>129613263
>except other half that feels itself as part of Poland
More like:
>WE WUZ LITVINS N SHIT

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>>129610909
Is Ukraine real?

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>>129614105
Ukraine is a meme my friend

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>>129613891
so this then

>>129614214
still better than ACHMED or TYRONE

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>>129614214
yes

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>>129611900
>"Slow Vak"
Kek

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>>129614281
nigger they are tyrone

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>>129614637
Whatchu gonna do Germanic boi??
I know this crazy pidor that can destroy your entire country and this shitty continent

>>129615090
>9
Why do you have multiple male guys wearing tracksuits saved your computer,Anon?

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>>129615350
Not all are male.

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>>129614214
Here is average Finnish face.

Especially Northwestern-Russians (from St. Petersburg region to Mari El republic) are dominantly of Finnic genotype. Western/Central Russia is more related to other slavic countries. Southern Russians are a mixed bunch of Caucasians, steppe-people, slavs, finnics, central-asians...

There is no single ''Russian'' genotype. Russian is a language, not an ethnicity.

>>129615538
>heels aren't touching the floor

Western spy confirmed.

>>129616333
Why are Poles so square?

>>129616578
cause we are square and fair

>>129616578
Cause we always get cornered

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>>129616578
Because the Polish woman sexually selected the square faced Polish man.

>>129617219
For some reason he doesn't like look the Pole I usually see on the street.

>>129616578
Because they got that spring of the Ukrainian DNA in them

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>>129616578
A bong and a kanker. Square faces aren't uncommon in Europe.

>>129617464
Other way round

>>129616578
Because they wuz Korean n shiieet.

>>129617937
Seriously, man, these Poles got infected by THE ETERNAL UKRAINIAN
I know one chick, she got fucking square face and she is from the central Ukraine
Also, she is so fat and big, so that I call her "The tank"

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>>129613263
>ask some Ukie what is written in their history books
As someone who attended ukranian school...
WE WUZ KANGZ. Always and forever.

>>129618237
The ETERNAL UKIE is a Polish servant, we lend them to Russia sometimes.

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>>129618237
There's no such thing as an Ukrainian. The nation is a mess of everything that invaded and occupied these lands. Although that's also true for most of Europe I guess.

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>>129617219
Poles are truly an amazing race.

>>129613263
>perhaps we should ask some Ukie what is written in their history books
It's actually a complete revisionist bullshit with a lot of WE WUZ. I never really liked history, because how shit it was both in school and uni. And I hear these days it's even worse.
Like for example, I never learned in school or uni about the fact that people called themselves Rusyns before 20th century. They taught us just a bit about "Little Russia" and obviously in negative tone, even though Pylyp Orlic used this term in his famed "constitution". And so did some principalities in Middle Ages. I really believed that we called ourselves Ukrainians since forever.

>>129619952
"We're original Rus and true russians unlike those fake mongol russians so we call ourselves Ukrainians. Always did". That's some orwellian shit.

>>129618687
Lmao
>>129618751
True, except for Incestous Anglo

>>129619952
Ukraine comes from Polish for borderlands, lol

>>129619952
>we called ourselves Ukrainians since forever
There were no "we" and no ukrainians until SU.
We created ukrainians like a lot of other nationalities. Because there were too many of different retards from wild tribes.

>>129613336
>Arab world
>More significant events and figures than east or South Asia

Wow it's as if this graph is based entirely on conjecture, who would have guessed?

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>>129619952
Doesn't Ukraine literally mean borderland? Why would a sovereign people call themselves borderlanders kek. It implies they are part of something bigger.

>>129622139
You´re right, lol, it comes from Polish, therefore, they´re naturally subjects of Poland as Silesia and Lusatia is natural part of Czechia

>>129622139
>mean borderland?
edge land

>>129622416
>it comes from Polish
no it comes from ancient russian REEEE

>>129613009
>South
>Slavs
pick one

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>>129613479
>Poland invented vodka
So it was you who introduced the potato and grain jew.

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>>129623002
both

>>129623720
What he hell brits drink shitton of alcohol

>>129623844
>brits drink shitton of alcohol
Beer is not alcohol, it's a medieval alcopop.

>>129612069

They got some R1a subtypes that no one else has, I think it's mostly not the same one that's common in Slavs but I'm not sure about that.

They may still be Aryans in disguise though. Mordvin language is very Iranic influenced (from those steppe Indo-Europeans).

>>129624049
Yeah we drink beer, get fat and die of obesity

Serious question now
Are Ukrainians just gayer version of mixed Polish and Russians?

>>129627621
yes, just Bosnians are a gayer version of mixed Croats and Serbs

>>129610909
The correct question is:
> Are Russians Slaves to whatever their government happens to be.
The correct answer is:
> Yes they are!

>>129616578
Well, have Poles ever been hip? No? Therefore they must be square.

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>>129616578
hip to be square, kurwa

>>129610909

groups like mari etc are Scythian tribs that eventually mixed into the dominate slavic tribe, all slavs were scythian tribes at one point tho

>>129634383

balts and slavs were both scythian tribes, they later mixed with goths,Galatians and nords with a touch of finns to make the modern day north slavic+baltic people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gW5V2QKHng&t=2s

>>129634383
>>129635207
I am not a fucking Mongolian, burger

>>129622416
>Śląsk i Łużyce
>Czeskie
oj kurwa krecik...

>>129635416

Scythians were Aryans.

>>129614105
its a psyop

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>>129635416

scythains were aryans my cz friend

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>>129629800
Why do yellow finns love shitposting about Russia so much?

>>129636223
Hlohov, Vratislav, Opava
To zní daleko lépe ;)

>>129636418
>>129636735
Lmao, so basicly Slavs are all nobles then?

>>129638957


bretty much, scythians became slavs after the settled and stopped being nomads, they were among the last whites to come into europe from central asia, afterwards tons of non whites, kipchacks, khazars, mongols etc came in from there, nobody knows if the huns were white or not tho

>>129638957

Well actually the whole Aryanism ideology was stolen from Polish nobles who liked to claim that they're descended from Scythian Aryans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatism

>>129639893
>>129640024
Holy shit, I knew about this, I just didn´t trust even PC Wikipedia would be even today able to write something like that.

Well, some Iranians today would classify for white, but only those without ancestors being raped by the Arabs.

>>129614420
The Finnish guy has some kind of physical disability though. People like him have a caretaker coming to his place to take care of basic needs.

>>129622416
Silesian here. We are much closer to Germany then to Czechia, okay, we like you, but not that much pepik

>>129641416
Why to Germany? Because they got gibs?
Seriously, man, you would love Czech based politicians, we may even restore monarchy, if you would also agree

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>>129640274

germans and nords can also claim this as sarmatians Haplogroup R1a mixed with people already there R1b

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were hunns ayyylians ?

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>>129617219
Fixed

>>129623720
>tfw orange
I'll be in that statistics soon.