Brit/pol/ - Can't Clogg the Mogg Edition

>get frustrated with just talking about politics on 4chan
>life is going badly
>finally decide to start going out more
>I decide it would be good for me if I join my local UKIP group
>look on the website
>they have meetings every week on a Saturday
>membership is £12.99 per month and it helps go towards campaigning for our parliamentary candidate
>pay for a years of membership
>email the guy who organises the meetings
>looks like fun
>I go to the first one
>very casual atmosphere
>everyone I talk to pretty much agrees with me on everything, I finally have people I can talk to about things I am passionate about
>very cute girl there, easily an 8/10 upwards
>I go up and talk to her
>this is new territory for me, I am usually incredibly shy
>we start talking and get on really well
>I tell her that after the meeting I am just going back home
>she asks where I live, turns out it's quite near where she lives
>I offer to give her a ride home in my car
>she says yes
>I realise I don't have a car or even a drivers license, I got there by bus
>get increasingly nervous as the event draws to a close
>we both walk out together to the car park
>I pause for a minute
>I sprint away as fast as my legs can take me
>haven't gone back since
>haven't left the house in over a week in case I run into her

fml.

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Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

You newfags here are on wrong side of history. Corbyn has been BTFO people since Magrot Thatcher days.

Do not underestimate him.

We take Britain from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Britian is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The Torys will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great country... it will endure. Britian will survive!

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strong and stable

fuckin' revolution m9

>>129608165
The dark knight rises was overrated.

Bit miffed still, so -
Anyone who voted Leave and then (stupidly) voted Labour needs to fuck off. Brexit will probably be watered down BECAUSE OF YOU

>>129607038
>>I realise I don't have a car or even a drivers license, I got there by bus
>>get increasingly nervous as the event draws to a close
>>we both walk out together to the car park
>>I pause for a minute
>>I sprint away as fast as my legs can take me
>>haven't gone back since
>>haven't left the house in over a week in case I run into her
made me laugh/10

Post YFW DUP and Conservative parties dissolve/merge to form an ultra right wing Unionist party across all of Britain.

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/milk/

Has there been an update on the Dianne Abbot situation?

PORTILLO FOR PM

>>129612159
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

>>129607038
Stop.

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>>129608165


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>>129607038
Stop posting this.

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>Paki landlord doesnt want to control our borders because it takes him longer to rent his rooms
Sort him out Nige

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>>129612322
soon

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>>129612259

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FUCKING BLACK ESTATE AGENT CALLING FOR OPEN BORDERS SO HE CAN SELL OVER PRICED FUCKING CUPBOARDS

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Lads, I've started instinctively saying "ummm no sweetie" in real life. Should I just top myself at this point?

>>129612422
This one was posted first faggot.

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>>129612259

>>129612445
AVE A WANK!

>>129612130
>Anselm
What the fuck was he thinking?

>>129612354
I wouldn't be surprised if this actually was the Jim Bowen.

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First for Scotland, saviour of the Union.

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>>129612221
There's only one scenario that really excites me these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPe2EwzGK48

>>129612221

This is the origin story of the Brotherhood of Steel.

>>129612506
Probably named after this guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anselm_of_Canterbury

>>129612300
This is how it will go

>Comes out as diabetic
>Sympathy from Labour voters
>Diabetes doesnt cause stupidity
>People that say this are racist

Or everyone forgets about it and she never returns to the shadow cabinet.

Any reports yet on Lord Farage helping to negotiate Brexit?

>>129612529
Of the shit lagers of all four nations, tenants is the least shit.
Prove me wrong

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>>129612604
He's on LBC now and he said it's not at all likely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPH3Oo7GkKI

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>>129612604
L O R D F A R A G E

>>129612664
I live near their brewery.

>>129612718
>not Duke Farage

>>129612787
>not Heil Farage

>>129612713
Shan't be watching this.

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>>129611231
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5dtubi/fuck_actual_racists_this_means_you_white/?st=j3ui2lnh&sh=078ada6b

wow it's actually real

>>129612529
South England saved it taig

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>>129606985
Based thread theme lad

>Nigel Farage, Duke Farage of the County of Kent

HNNNNNNNNNNg

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>A DEMOCRATIC REBELLION THE LIKE OF WHICH WE'VE NEVER SEEN IN MODERN TIMES
Don your khakis and pick up your rifles lads.

>>129612949
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6gt2zv/a_year_ago_49_people_died_at_pulse_nightclub_due/

lmao

C
U
C
K

>>129612986
Who's the one at the bottom, hogtied, supposed to be?

>>129612986
>slightly off pink knees
for what purpose?

>>129613086
Egypt.
Muh Suez.

>>129613086
Egypt

>>129613086
Egypt.

>>129612986
Been a good few since I last saw this pic.

>>129612949
>>129613084
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/69nk8u/idea_lets_arrange_for_our_based_black_men_to/

>>129613084
Do they not realise they are literally turning into leftists now?

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>>129613037
>>129612718
The DUP make UKIP and by extension Farage look like leftists.

>>129613266
dem ethnics

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>>129612949

>>129613425
hitler loved shitskins

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>>129613460
even if he did lol he wouldn't allow race mixing

>>129613266
wonderful country

based lord buckethead

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>>129613080
but that would be literally nazism

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>>129613157
>>129613175
>>129613187
>egypt
>white

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>>129613649
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

>>129613700
Why doesn't this have Norn Iron properly?

>>129612718
The Lord South Thanet

>>129613700
Cleanse Peterborough with Atomic fallout.

>>129613777
Is table banging good or bad?

>>129613777
tbf if she manages to turn this all around she'll have done something no prime minister ever has and will have secured her place in history

>>129613852
Good (for her)

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> tfw new nude leaks from
>Kym Marsh
>Carol Kirkwood
>Mel Sykes
>Sally Lindsay
>Catherine Tyldesley

Been wanking all day

>>129613650
>SA is negroid, not Boer
>chink looks white; has rounder peppers than fucking egypt

>>129613852
Little of both, but mostly positive

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqHqCyjeugI

WHY ISN'T BRITAIN GOING FORWARD TO ACTION?

WHY ARE YOU CONTENT TO BE DRAGGED ALONG ON THE COAT TAILS OF AMERICA AND SELLING UP THE HOUSE TO THE YANKS WHEN THEY WON'T PAY ANYMORE CHARITY OUT?

WHY ARE YOU CONTENT TO BE IN THE POSITION OF AN OLD WOMAN KEPT BY HER YOUNG RELATIONS?

YOU WERE THE GREATEST POWER ON EARTH

>>129613852
>>129613900
The actual conservatives in the Conservative party should be ecstatic about this, with the DUP we'll finally have an actual conservative government.

>>129612529
>Scotch egg
>Scottish
That's yank level stupidity.

>>129613852

Hard on the back for such an older woman.
They made it pretty quick though.

>>129613700
Atomic fallout for all of the central belt that isn't Edinburgh

>>129613852
they know mummy is about to serve them din dins

>>129613852
Banging tables is standard procedure.
Was banged for 90 seconds after her winning the leadership election. 25 seconds now.

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>>129613037

>>129613942
>Sally Lindsay
This was something I never knew I wanted.

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Marcher Lord Farage of Dover, Protector of the Realm

>>129614009
go make a regional thread and focus on local politics
focus your energy there, instead of lambasting a country whiter than yours

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>>129614019
The parliamentary party is not happy because of some sort of return to hard right politics, they're happy because she will now be placated

>>129613942
Post link

>>129613942
That Kym Marsh video was good. For once its a nob that looks like mine and isn't black and 9 inches long.

>>129614141
>lambasting
I'm pleading, not lambasting

>>129614152
try phun or babetastic

You know how Americans like to visit other countries with their flag on everything?
I'd like to do that with the EU flag, wear it ironically of course.

>>129614060
>>129614131
fucking finally
been waiting for these to come out the press

you gotta admit though: mogg is the one most esteemed by stature for nobility
farage is too lose and rowdy

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnlc_eHA9zg
Editing on this is fantastic. The 'symptom of collective madness' bit with the footage of Clockwork Orange is brilliant. Where's the fella who makes them. Make more! Especially Nige and Hitchens.

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>>129613700

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN

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>>129612713
>If you win you lose

>>129614324
May Allah's blessings shine upon you anon.

>>129614446
meant sussex/norfolk in like

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>>129614152
http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/kym-marsh-leaked-pics-adds.1912545/page-3

So good

>>129613700
>paint bucket doesn't work properly

dropped

>Encoh powell's seat is now held by a labour nigger

>>129614478
ALL
GOOD
CHILDREN
GO
TO
HEAVEN

>IT company accused of threatening redundancy for staff who voted Labour
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/it-company-accused-threatening-redundancy-staff-who-voted-labour-1625924

>>129614284
and i'm pleading with you to go and worry about your own country instead of telling others about theirs based on the most concern-troll propoganda you've seen

go start a state level or regional (eg dixie) thread
and focus on local politics
your country is in worse shape than sweden, demographically. don't think you've fixed anything by electing a zionist republican

>>129614478
ALL TAIGS WONT GO TO HEAVEN

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>>129614583
stop

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>>129614571

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>>129614583
>>129614711

And his northern irish seat is now held by Sinn Fein

>>129614488
trew
though

>>129614583

Yeah I saw people boasting about that on Facebook, quite disgusting desu

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>>129614711
No one tell him about Sinn Fein taking his other seat.

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>>129613943
Best I can do.

>>129613649
the nazi's were expansionist, nobody here wants to take over other countries

>>129614640
We can't be fixed. Our country is irreversibly fucked and the US should be in charge of nothing. We're barely even 50% white.

The UK needs to become great again and take the reins away from us before we mutate completely into Brazil.

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>>129612445
>mfw Hitchens sweetieposts on his Twitter account

>>129614769
>Nationalists have 75% of the vote


AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

On the bright side, SF don't take their seats.

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>NHS staff shortages, the country becoming essentially ungovernable, sliding to the bottom of the G7, the pound collapsing (twice), Northern Ireland peace under threat, facing a united EU27 with a chaotic and unprepared negotiating team, entire industries making escape plans, farmers panicking at lost subsidies.

Seems like "Project Fear" should really be renamed "Project Pretty Much Bang On."

>>129614446
paki

>>129614856
Is that human?

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>>129614769
>>129614828

>>129613943
>SA is negroid, not Boer
it 80% nig 10% mixed and 10% white (which half are anglos) its pretty acturate to not draw as a boer

>>129614908
>nobody here wants to take over other countries

apart from the 50 daily posts of muh empire

>>129615006
I'm alright, Jack.

>>129614850
oh wow i was just replying to you because i didn't want the other post to get an inordinate amount of (You)s but wow am i glad in hindsight to have given to you whom well deserve it
bloody top job cobber; honestly thanks for the effort

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>>129614856
again, why do the Conservatives get all the ethnic qts?

>>129615006
It's actually pretty comfy rn

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>>129615089
a-are you being sarcastic

f-fixed south africas eyes

>>129615006
>NHS

nice meme

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tunnocks teacakes desu

>>129615006
>united EU27
>a third are as racist as Millwall casuals
>the other half are on the brink of total economic collapse

Never underestimate the power of the eternal Anglo :)

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http://www.westmonster.com/dup-want-farage-involved-in-brexit-negotiations/

DUP WANT FARAGE TO LEAD BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>>129615190

I wouldn't mind entering into negotiations with Norsheen's Bhatti, if ya know what I mean m8

>>129615241

Why is America not included here.

- - - - - - read this all of pol - - - - - -
this part of the website is 100% controlled by gov
this is a sick parody of what Politically Incorrect was, almost always anti government, and heavily biased against everything non white. you need to think about the life you are throwing into the garbage, because even slash b slash is less shit than this. People that browse b are less stupid than you, technically

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>>129615006
>have shit government that essentially acts like no government
>haha brexshitters, we told you brexit would be a disaster

Friendly reminder: a proper Brexit is now impossible thanks to le based DUP meme.

Their red line for supporting the tories is no Irish border. No border means no customs and no customs means accepting freedom of movement.

>>129615241
ha i realised that post was too autistic sounded very sarcastic
even while writing it - that's why i added that bit "honestly" at the end... but that made it worse

really - genuine thanks for the effort, anon!

>>129615428
The Irish border is a matter for the EU

>>129615428
hahahahaha racist BTFO

looks like we'll have an influx of panic immigration for the next 2 years for no fucking reason

>>129614611
>Labour staff will go first after the election
Kek, I think they meant that, if Labour won and we start having to make cuts due to tax rises, we will sack those we know voted Corbyn first. Which is fine by me.

>>129615428
why cant we have no border in ireland and enforce the ireland uk border

Why do the conservatives need any sort of agreement with the DUP when they would rather cut off their own bollocks than allow a labour government, and the conservatives have more seats than all other parties bar Sinn never turning up Fein put together?

>>129615396
No country called America was ever in the empire.

>>129615610
>muh border

why do they care about a "hard border" ?

i mean the fact that they have a border in the first place is a bit of a big thing to begin with

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>>129614652
I'm already there lad.

>>129613942
LINKS
>>129614253
>Kym Marsh video
Link

>>129615611
Because the DUP might vote against other things the Tories want to do even if they wouldn't sink the government. An Agreement means a higher rate of legislation passed.

>>129615610
Because the DUP doesn't want that either as it would be a step towards independence.

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>>129614583
there's been like 3 news articles on the bbc website about this is the most diverse election ever or how there are more women mps than ever and it's winding me up a bit ngl

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>>129614856
>busily heaping up our own funeral pyre

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>>129615458
a-are you still being sarcastic

Made Britain a paki.

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>>129615254
>WAITING TIMES

>>129615611
They might not vote against Conservatives in a no-confidence motion but they could be a thorn in the side otherwise, blocking legislation like the Great Repeal Bill or Budget just to be a pain in the arse.

>>129615254
>he hasn't had to wait 6 hours in A&E whilst on the brink of death

the 20 minute "do it yourself" check in farce doesn't help either

>>129615909
no haha fucks sake am i really that autistic?

wow you work fast though lad

>>129615909
tfw no colonies sex slave

>due to an unseen typo in The Great Repeal Bill, all laws in the United Kingdom were accidentally removed
>despite parliament's best efforts to correct the mistake the damage done in those 4 hours left millions dead

>>129616042
Do you mean the walk in center?

>>129615278
half of the louder millwall supporters now are blacks

>>129615966
>>129615840
thanks lads

>>129615909
>The bird with the teapot
Not for the many, for the few.

>>129616197
the "emergency department" which i presume was A and E

>>129616042
get private insurance then you smelly poor person im not paying for your shit

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>>129614856
>tfw that's my MP
Very diverse, much nurse, so trade unionist

>>129614050

Potato smileys and tins of beans that come with the little sausages.

>>129616284
>he says after £1000s of appointments and prescriptions during his lifetime off the NHS

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Is Gove, dare I say it, /our guy/?

Are we entering the Gove Redemption Timeline?

>>129616259
I was on about the "do it yourself" thing.
>>129616172
>I don't understand the basic operation of law in this country.

>>129616328

What a fucking ugly tranny

>>129606985
Popping in to say I love you, dad.

>>129616420
no idea, we asked the reception and she said that you have to do the thing on the touchscreens

>>129616418

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE

>REAL ALE AND REAL WOMEN

>>129616418
Gove is a weird Scottish freak with a fetish for backstabbing

Very much not /ourguy/

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>>129616418
>Is Gove, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>Are we entering the Gove Redemption Timeline?

Forgot the bleeding video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE

>>129616506
i hate you, son.

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Scotland BTFO

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>>129616418
USES FUCKING GREEN INK - UNFIT FOR PM

>>129616659
yer maw

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>>129616520
>we asked the receptionist
>she said that you have to do the thing on the touchscreens
>paying receptionists to not receive patients

>>129616686
Do you think he writes insane letters to broadsheet papers for fun?

>>129616659
It's like that Trudeau at the G7 meeting

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>>129616058
a-are you still being sarcastic

Made Australia a leb.

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>>129615060

>>129616686
That guy in the back thinking
>Half a stone of semtex and a quick conversion to islam and I could save Britain right now

>>129616710
The job of an NHS receptionist is to stop you seeing the doctor at all costs.

>>129616710
All of these fall flat since the Mexico one. This meme flew too close to the sun.

>>129616418

Gove is legit my favorite politician right now, not because of what he stands for, but because of what a masterful Littlefinger like subversive Machiavellian weasel he is

by the end of his career he will have figured out a way to make himself the monarch

Not seen any Gove MGS memes lads

>>129616332
are you trying to make me feel, lad?

>>129616710
I work in an NHS hospital, the receptionist is there for two things, keep an eye on the patients and make sure no one literally dies in the waiting room or tards out and starts raping people, and receive paper work from the records team

>>129616907
>environment sec

Wow what a schemer. The jewel of the cabinet.

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*sound of drums intensify*

MAKE YE WAY MAKE YE WAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHqJFnHXrYY

LOYAL ULSTERMEN PASSING THROUGH THIS THREAD

MOVE ASIDE MOVE ASIDE

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>>129614951
defeatism? pathetic.
you can be saved. not the whole country (for now) but indeed there is much hope left if you would only focus on the LOCAL
go and make a thread about your state, or local region

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>almost 25,000 people literally signed this actual petition asking the Queen to bypass democracy and the rule of law to install Corbyn as Chief Communist

I thought it was a joke because a friend of mine posted it on facebook and she's a bit retarded but that's a lot of signatures

>>129617056

he came back from nothing

from the brink of oblivion

Gove the White

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>>129616843

>>129617058
>tfw they're stopped from entering Éire/pol/ by PSNI

>>129617058
Tell me about the Orangemen. Why do they wear the Sash?

>>129617056
>Wow what a schemer. The jewel of the cabinet.
He will be Chancellor under a BoJo premiership anon.

>>129617019
>and starts raping people

I though the paki and nig doctors did that?

>>129617212
dumb frogposter

>>129617179
>but that's a lot of signatures
Like the 5 million who signed to remain lmao?

>>129617170
I love LARPers, they're utterly ridiculous and they don't even know it.

>>129617260
postfrog dumbposter

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http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/tory-mp-calls-member-of-public-a-dck-for-mistakenly-calling-dup-deal-a-coalition-6701979/

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>>129617179
>that's a lot of signatures
There are a lot of retards

>>129616907
Boris is going to kill him, that tweet he posted about welcoming him to the GOVErnment was so passive aggressive.

Boris will active his dormant roach genes and go full Janissary on Gove

>>129617179
>make petition
>can't even spell the PM's name right

People should have to spell the name of the person they want to vote for.

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>>129617179
To be fair 25k is nothing compared to the number of people in the country
>>129617058
What's going on here lads?
Do I smell
SECTARIANISM?

>>129617362
what

>>129616686
theresa looks so qt here :( poor lady

>>129611928
>Anyone who voted Leave and then (stupidly) voted Labour needs to fuck off. Brexit will probably be watered down BECAUSE OF YOU

Basically all northern cunts.

>>129617390
And their votes are just as valuable.

>>129617391

Boris is no match for the Govemeister

Boris couldn't plot his way out of a paper bag let alone scheme to bring down the Gove

>>129617412
erfrog postdumb

>>129617496
>tfw no wealth proportional voting

>>129617212
did u save m oc b4 u d?

>>129617258
You'd be amazed the sort of stuff goes on in a hospital on the average day, yesterday I saw a tard wearing a legitimate tard helmet, face screen and all CHIMP THE FUCK OUT and start kicking the shit out of a chav who was in after breaking the bones in his hand with a hammer in a diy accident

>>129617489
The north actually swung Tory but not enough to win many seats.

The South were the ones to blame.

t. Southern Softie

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>>129617236
>Why do they wear the Sash
CAUSE ITS OLD BUT ITS BEAUTIFUL
ITS COLOURS THEY ARE FINE
IT WAS WORN AT DERRY, AUGHRIM, ENNISKILLEN AND THE BOYNE
MY FATHER WORE IT AS A YOUTH
IN BYGONE DAYS OF YORE
SO ON THE TWELFTH I PROUDLY WEAR

THE SASH MY FATHER WORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNHseHl8jY

>>129617650
what the fuck is this

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Is this supposed to be a tribute

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>>129617650
>Shalom
Is this a warning?

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>>129617725

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>>129617616

You must end up despising humanity

>>129617772

maybe in the sense that it looks more like Jack Black than Jo Cox

>>129617650
absolutely nothing

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>>129617772
Yeah, but it was done by these guys.

I suppose it really is impossible to snare the Mair

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>>129615413
This jesus christ

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>>129614571

>spits on cock
>spits on cock again
>spits on cock a third time
>and a fourth
>puts it in her mouth anyway

What did she mean by this?

>>129617650

SHALOM!

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>>129617179
>They couldnt even spell Theresa right
Fucking Commies

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>There's a sassy gossip loving gay vicar in Coronation Street
Is this basic pozzery or an accurate reflection of the Anglican clergy?

>>129617380
It can't be a coalition if you don't call it one.

>>129617725
>Derry

You're finally saying it right, good lad.

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>>129617848
YE HAPPY NOW YER FENIAN CUNT

ILL BE WATCHING U

MAKE YE WAY

WE STILL MARCHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL-Jhrbwfzw

STAND ASIDE OR BE DONE WITH YE

>>129614571
>not black

Dropped

>>129607038
lel well done

>>129617236

If I take this fleg down, will you die?

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stop being a bloody bigot

>>129618068
The Anglican Church is Christian in the sense that the Conservative Party is conservative

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>>129618174
You ain't no Briton bruv.

Bin that knife, save my life

>>129617616

I know someone who works in a hospital, a bender came in with ANAL THICKENING which I assume is some kind of callous build up from getting bummed so much.

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>>129617650
>that neck

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who else /queer anarchist/

>>129617852
Not really, you see the best of people as well, but I do see a lot of crazy shit

I've worked in this hospital off and on since I was sixteen, started as a cleaner then left, now there as an admin bod, think the funniest thing I ever had to deal with is the aftermath of a patient and his wife sneaking into one of the off limits areas of the hospital for a quick shag, only for the husband to shit blood all over the filth covered floor because a man that had just been in a serious car accident shouldn't be trying to fuck
That took hours to clean, blood, shit and decades of dust from a floor in a disused ward that hadn't been cleaned since the 80's

>>129618102
ITS LONDONDERRY

ITLL ALWAYS BE LONDONDERRY

FIRST YE PUBS THEN YER YE TAIG CUNT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as9y83ME9wE

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>>129617725
Based.

>>129609129
4u

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>>129618174
>I died you know

>>129617650
jerry gables searchight magazine

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>>129614571
You seen the vids lad?

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>>129617650

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>>129618304
>>>/hell/

Business plan:
>infiltrate my way to the top of the Labour party and subvert the left in the same way they subverted the Tories

>>129617981
dumb frogposter

>>129618448
bloody BIGOT

>>129617772
Is that David Cameron?

>>129617616
try working in the ambulance service

it's great because everyone is very politically incorrect

when we get to a home with a wheelchair ramp and railings we go "aw fuck they've got spazzy-bars"

POOFTYRS OYT NOY

>>129618448
Imagine getting a blowjob from that
Like a bratwurst through an autistic woodchipper

>>129617650
Is her head that swollen because of Brillo's bullet?

>>129617056
>You know remember that Gove and May spent 6 years fighting each other

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>He isn't in the Gove Cove

guise im sorry if this is already a HUGE meme *(wouldnt surprise me cause its amazing meme) and ive just been out of the loop
but i just realised

owen jones is
exact inverse opposite
of
joe owens

>>129613636
You're great m8. Post more youtube stuff.

>>129617264
>Like the 5 million who signed to remain lmao?
only a tiny percent of which were even legit the rest were bot generated coming from vatican city and north korea kek.

Lads, whats this about r nige might be joining DUP. Is he enoch's next form?

>>129618338
The video says "apprentice boys of Derry" top kek

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>>129618507
Joke's on you you prick. I'm a based black man! I can't be a bigot. Take that back or I'll report you to based Ezra Levant.

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Any news today lads? I've been testing old PC games on my computer all day

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>based ____

stop this

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>>129617616
My sister's a nurse, the amount of druggy patients that steal shit from old people is sickening. One even threatened to throw an old guy with dementia out of a window when he was caught.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-40250820

>A woman who faked a paternity test to fool an ex-partner into believing he was her baby's father has been jailed.

>Danielle Morris, from Seaforth, Merseyside, initially told Jamie Somers in May 2014 that he was not the father, but later changed her story. Mr Somers paid maintenance, had the baby stay with him on a weekly basis and tattooed her name on his arm before a test showed they were not related.

>The 29-year-old was jailed for one year for fraud at Liverpool Crown Court.

>scousers

>>129617664
Bollocks you retard, the tribal voting northern meatskulls flocked back to labour because MUH FREEE MUNEY MUHH NHS from the strong vote leave areas and have now just realised they have fucked brexit. The southern areas that voted labour were remain to begin with mostly.

>>129618338
does anyone have that vid of the mach where the old orangemen attack some irish with shillelaghs?

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>>129618336
>serious car accident shouldn't be trying to fuck

wew lad

Don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed

But yeah I get your point - the good does overcome the bad in the end - its the only hope we have sometimes

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>>129618614

"Kuffar this is stuck in my pussy"

>>129618874
dumb frogposter

>>129618802

She wants Graham to be PM.

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>>129617650

This bitch was seriously uggo

She had this weird smile that made her face look all fucked up.

Glad she's gone tbqh.

NEW
>>129618897
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>>129618897
>>129618897
>>129618897
>>129618897

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>>129618701
CAUSE ITS EASIER TO SAY

DONT YE WORRY LADDIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MauBYIxAZ8

WE MAKE SURE THE REAL RESIDENTS ON LONDONDERRY KNOW THE SCORE

NO SURRENDER

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>>129618703
You have male privilege.
Checkmate melanin enriched bigot.

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>>129618802
Someone's not very based.

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>>129618930

t.jew

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>>129618856
>the tribal voting northern meatskulls flocked back to labour
If anywhere's to blame, it's London.

>>129617058
FOR GOD AND ULSTER.

>>129618834

n o i c e
o
i
c
e

>>129619076
go back to >>>/r/ibbit

>>129619020
That's it I'm turning trap.

>>129619017
We'll break down those gates!

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>>129619195

Hit a nerve you fucking leftist shit?

>>129618545

>Some guys GF pretends to need an ambulance
>End up going with her because her BF wont go
>Realise she is fucking lying
>Ambulance guys realise she is fucking lying
>Get to the hospital, go inside
>Ambulance guy says 'Hey look ill, this is a hospital y'know.'
>My sides collapse at freefall speed

I was stoned as well, wierd shit always happens when you're stoned.