Brit/pol/ Are Nige Edition

>get frustrated with just talking about politics on 4chan
>life is going badly
>finally decide to start going out more
>I decide it would be good for me if I join my local UKIP group
>look on the website
>they have meetings every week on a Saturday
>membership is £12.99 per month and it helps go towards campaigning for our parliamentary candidate
>pay for a years of membership
>email the guy who organises the meetings
>looks like fun
>I go to the first one
>very casual atmosphere
>everyone I talk to pretty much agrees with me on everything, I finally have people I can talk to about things I am passionate about
>very cute girl there, easily an 8/10 upwards
>I go up and talk to her
>this is new territory for me, I am usually incredibly shy
>we start talking and get on really well
>I tell her that after the meeting I am just going back home
>she asks where I live, turns out it's quite near where she lives
>I offer to give her a ride home in my car
>she says yes
>I realise I don't have a car or even a drivers license, I got there by bus
>get increasingly nervous as the event draws to a close
>we both walk out together to the car park
>I pause for a minute
>I sprint away as fast as my legs can take me
>haven't gone back since
>haven't left the house in over a week in case I run into her

fml

Reminder the people have rejected hard brexit and have chosen hope not fear

Lads have you seen this article? Every lefty uses it to say brexit is wrong how do I respond to this?

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/07/the-great-british-brexit-robbery-hijacked-democracy?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

>>129606976
Shoulda have offered to walk her home

>>129607080
People reject May you Europhilic nonce

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>>129606976
>I offer to give her a ride home in my car
>I realise I don't have a car or even a drivers license, I got there by bus
How does this happen?

Wheres me nige live youtube link?

>>129606976

I suppose one advantage of Antifa is if you wear a mask and this happens, you can just turn up next week with a haircut and no one will notice you.

Same thing with Islamic women I suppose.

>>129606976
read every word of this and i'm about to reread it

>>129607080
Is that why the party who want a hard brexit got the most votes and seats?

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>>129606976

Sounds like the Liberal Democrats would be more your style.

>>129607080

back to r/momenum you go.

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>>129607080
Neck yourself. They just voted for their own parties.

>>129607257
Ain't one.
>http://www.lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/

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so what if brexit NEVER happens?

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>"DID YOU WATCH THE FOOTBALL, STEW? THE FOOTBALL AT THE WEEKEND THAT ALL PEOPLE MUST WATCH? GOD, IT WERE BRILLIANT, STEW, WE HAD ALL THE GOALS AND THE FREE KICKS. DID YOU WATCH IT."
*intermittent nervous laughter*
>"And I say 'no'. I didn't watch it."
*intermittent nervous laughter*
>"And the reason I didn't watch it, Glasgow, is because all the cameramen filming it died...because the Tories shut down the NHS."
*laughter*

>>129607313
Most seats but reduced majority, which isn't an endorsement.

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>>129607080
is that you dave?

>>129606976
Maybe you should fuck off elsewhere then, because you're not posting anything political.

>>129607141
Selling our soul for shekels is treason so frankly who cares if any of it is true

>>129606938
I love that dude. Scrap your constitution and extant royalty and crown this man king.

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>>129606976
I can't imagine being this autistic, I cringe at the thought of even being a tenth of that

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>>129607384
There is. I normally have the same bloke link it to me each time.

>>129607080
Pretty much.

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>>129607386

>A dad who took a care home to court because he wanted staff to trim his seriously disabled adult son's pubic hair 'in line with Islamic tradition' has lost his legal battle.
>The father, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was adamant the hair around his son’s privates, as well as under his arms, should be cut in line with Islamic custom.
>But experts said it would put the 39-year-old at risk of injury and was pointless, as he is unable to understand his religion.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-loses-court-battle-force-10611507
(I'll save you some time Norway): http://archive.is/RnQFc

Paki gets legal aid to sue the system that is looking after his retarded (due to shagging his cousin no doubt) child for free to force them to trim his retarded pubes. Oh and he manages to get himself unnamed as well, even though it'll be Mohammad or some variant.

>>129607407
I don't understand it and whenever I say I don't understand it people explode into a tirade at me, accusing me of liking other comedians that I don't like either.

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>>129607353

>>129607423
>majority of seats are pro hard brexit
>not an endorsement
sure chuka

>>129606976
why tho

>>129606976
Sometimes our subcon mind plants defuseble bombs ahead of us, so that when we eventually have the blals to defuse them life seems that much richer.
>Go back to the meeting
> When u see her, apologise
> Explain you dont have a car, and probably never will
> Ask for a lift home and then give her a wink
>Its the only way

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>>129607459
>you will never bend the knee and pledge fealty to King Nigel I.

Nigel can be prime minister.

anyone got a link for the farage show stream?

>>129607426
do you think dave browses brit/pol/ from his cuck shed? is he the gove poster?

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>>129607673
>http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
>http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>>129607080
>Remaining tethered to a perpetually collapsing neoliberal mongrel superstate with no military, no proper cohesion, and no borders is "hope".

>Seeking independence and choosing to set out on your own, with faith in your potential to succeed and an ambition to decide your own destiny, is "fear".

They don't call it Stockholm Syndrome for nothing. You're a prize cuck, you know that?

>>129607470
Imagine being me right now.

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>>129607592
>Islamic custom
>On shaving your bush
Fucking hell, the absolute state

>>129607754
i was referring to the youtube video stream, i'm already listening to it

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I MUST RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD

>>129607770
Love how easily you got baited from the same message they wheeled out after every election all around the world. Try to keep up

>>129607080
Wait, what? Is Brexit happening or not?

>>129607608
#Rememberthe30%

>>129606976
Is this the Brit/pol/ version of the gym copypasta?

>>129607609
Is she currently in a better or worse position to deliver a clean Brexit? She is in a worse position imho, therefore the electorate hasn't endorsed her vision for Brexit.

>>129607871

Hope he rejoins the Conservatives.

>>129608046
shh.

Conservative: Boris Johnson
UKIP: Nigel Farage
Labour: Comrade Corbyn
Lib Dems: Tim Farron

Debatekino is coming

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>>129607953
BACKSLIDING

>>129606938
Hi there Reddit

The worst thing about brexit is that Algarve is going to lose a lot of his tourists because of it.

>>129608046
No he actually typed that, it's a sperg who craves attention, he pasted it in the split thread too for some extra (You)s

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Will he run for leader when May gets btfo lads?

>>129607592
>“He has a lifelong developmental condition and has never had the capacity to understand the tenets of Islam,” he said in his judgment.
>“The fact is that, by reason of his disability, he is absolved of the expectation of performing this recommended procedure, and there is no other clear benefit to him.

Although it goes without saying that he and his father should be deported, I'm not sure if I agree with this ruling

It's surely the father's choice which custom the child should follow even if they don't comprehend it

Don't know why the lazy cunt couldn't have done it himself, mind you

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on online dating? Like what apps/sites are worth bothering with.
I know of Tinder obsv, but that seems a bit shallow, e.g. just for shagging slags.

>>129607779
Didnt she say anything as you ran? You coudlve literally just laughed it off and made a joke of it (before you ran that is).

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A BREXIT GOOD AND HARD

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>>129608160

Nah he's to old, Graham Brady is /ourguy/

Mogg on C4 News right now.

>>129608091
Can we kick Plaid and SNP out of the debates yet? 7 is too many, espically when they lick each others asses

>>129608160
I can't think of any Tory frontbencher who would want to run for leadership of a party with a minority government.

It would be suicide and I hope he doesn't.

>>129607899
*runs away through car park at full speed*

>>129608189
Before I ran off she was just wondering why we were waiting, then I just sprinted as fast as I can away and didn't look back, I imagine she was confused.

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Y
E
S W E D E N

>>129608160
Hope so lad. Mogg might have the memes on his side, but Davis is by far the best of the Tories.

>>129608160
He will run, but not win. Phil Hammond will be the next leader.

>>129608249

Also, I had no idea Kier Starmer was such a manlet.

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If you could pick any Monarch and Prime Minister from British history, what would be the best combination?

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>>129608160
Im sure it will go down well

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>>129606976
There is no way this is true, no way

>>129607141
>theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/07/the-great-british-brexit-robbery-hijacked-democracy?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
>CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
>iOSApp

How about starting by getting a phone for heterosexuals?

>>129608322
>Hammond
It's like they don't want to be appealing.

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Nige is sounding angry. He's coming back with a vengeance.

>>129608322
I hope you're wrong lad, but I fear you're right.

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>>129608079
oops sorry

>>129608383
It's the Return of the King.

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>>129608358

>>129608284
You know that they have name and your address, don't you?

So that huge exit fee the EU want to charge, that will be used to pay UKIP MEPs a pension and shit?

Must be nice for Nige knowing that we will be paying to keeping him and his pals when he gets old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhbOgSKF9k

If Mogg sounded less like a 18th century butler he'd be an excellent leader. I like him a lot but his demeanour would put a lot of people off.

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>>129608160
Anna's gonna save the party

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>>129608298
Based Italy.

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>>129608429

>>129608340
Henry V/Benjamin Disraeli

ultra imperialism

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>>129608383
NO CHOICE BUT TO RETURN

>>129608322

Bad idea, he's got the personality of a robot in the same way as May.

>>129607080
>hoping to get raped by somalis instead of fearing that possibility

>>129608149
That really depends on the EU. I'd think they would strive for a good deal for tourism.

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American (bow before me) here, I have a couple of questions

1. So all the British people I know are college-age upper-middle class students. The general impression I have from all of tyem is that they're all entitled to a sickening degree. Listening to the way they talk about college, housing, and welfare, I get legitimately angry at how they think that hardworking individuals should give them money just for existing. My question is, is this generally a true statement? Is the average Brit as entitled as the ones I know?

2. Explain the status of Brexit. I know that no party got a majority this election and there's probably going to be a conservative coalition, but what does that mean for Brexit? Is it still going to happen?

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Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

You newfags here are on wrong side of history. Corbyn has been BTFO people since Magrot Thatcher days. His time has come. No one can stop him. Not even the Murdoch press or the Labour PLP.

There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead. One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like Corbyn, to plunge their hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean!

We take Britain from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Britian is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The Torys will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great country... it will endure. Britian will survive!

Ian where are you?

>>129608498
She looks so much like my cousin it actually hurts. Half-dago here btw :(

>>129608457
Wasn't he gonna get one anyway?
>You now realise Nick Clegg will get a minister's pension, and MP pension, and an MEP pension

Farage is pissed

why?

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>>129608534
DON MY KHAKIS AND A RIFLE

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Show me your living rooms, bongs. I want to see your taste in decoration.

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>>129608499
>>129608534
I'm praying this will be the most successful political comeback in history.

It won't. But one can dream.

>>129608457
farage would prefer that we shouldnt pay anything so your snide little remark is completely nonsensical and just makes you look like a retard

>>129608613
Send her my way, my boy

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he's back

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>>129608468
Christ, imagine living in the Soubry PM timeline

>>129608536
Yeah I agree, but his purpose isn't to win elections. Prepare yourself for phrases like "safe pair of hands", he is going to be the hate sponge compromise PM (Major 2.0) to deliver the single market lite Brexit.

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Is Arlene are girl?

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>>129608705

>>129608668
>snide little remark
Go be civic with some commonwealth natives you cuck.

>>129608655
That PS4 controller looks so out of place.

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>>129608750

For that we need an actual Brexiter, someone like Graham Brady.

>>129608595
1. Middle class students are stuck-up and entitled? Blow me down.
2. Never going to happen/

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>>129608516
good choice, lad.

>>129608774
She's Are'lene

>>129608774
>Lost half a million pounds by letting companies make money burning wood then refused to take responsibility, leading to the assembly CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
No

>>129608774
>this is a 10/10 in Ulster

Does Brit/pol/ have PPI?

Channel 4 news should be taken off air. At least the BBC pretends to be unbiased.

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Imagine if our Nige was made a lord lads, what a day it would be

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>>129608835
>those THINGS teeth

>>129606976
this is brilliant

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>>129608835
>those teeth

>>129608803
get fucked you mongoloid, you are the one who made a point that not even a down syndrome sufferer would be stupid enough to make

Anyone who voted Leave and then (stupidly) voted Labour needs to fuck off. Brexit will probably be watered down BECAUSE OF YOU

>>129608975
Fuck, that's some top kek right there.

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>>129609034

>>129609061
roight propa british gent

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CAN'T DEMEAN THE ARLENE

Reject hatred, fear and austerity and vote UKIP

Make normies associate bad scary words with the enemy and vote X

>>129609070
This is why the election proved democracy is hopeless.

>>129607141
struggling to see the point of that article, they are saying the leave campaign used facebook to target under 1% of possible voters and the companies the campaing hired are linked to america which means it was not "open and transparent" where the information was coming from, for isntance "britain is being flooded with migrants" we are therefore not living in a democracy.

>>129609034
>>129609061

A true Englishman.

>>129608187
Absolute degeneracy.

>>129608975

>That one guy sitting on the hull who managed to walk over the boat as it spun around

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>>129608705
I still can't understand why CCHQ haven't just dumped her yet. She's arguably the most toxic Tory in Parliament (and that's without even mentioning her actual views). All she does is talk shite about her own party and big up the opposition.

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>>129609070
BASED Flexciteers.

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>>129608661
He's going to sacrifice himself like Boromir at the end of Fellowship. He'll save Britain but be destroyed in the process, Hitchens will finish off the liberals and hold a dying Farage in arms. Nige's dying words will be to Hitchens saying 'I would have follow you anywhere...my captain...my king...' while puffing on a fag. Fucking hell I love lotr.

>Theresa May has apologised to Tory MPs for the party's election performance, telling them "I got us into this mess I'll get us out of it."

Can she?

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>>129609261
Don't do that to me.

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>>129609235
LADS

REMINDER THAT THIS POSTER IS NON-WHITE

>>129609291
Yes. By resigning

>>129609291
Nope

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>"Anon, that's a nice wee fill-em collection you got there. What yer gonna show me?"
>You look through the anime, the pornography, the documentaries. Nothing.
>"Com oyn, I wanna watch a fill-em"
>Still, nothing. Nothing suitable at all among your DVDs
>"Foyne, I'll choose one"
>She spots Jurassic World on the shelf and gives you this look

What is your next move?

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>>129609291
Ha, no.

>>129609291
No, of course not. Her solution will be to lurch even further to the left and deliver a "soft Brexit". She clearly thinks that compromising and appealing to "moderates" will save her party.

>>129609219
I imagine they're waiting for the Brexit negotiations to formally begin to throw the Yuros a curveball.

>>129608264
Need 1 to 1, Corbyn and whoever the conservative leader is. Just do what the US does and you have to be polling above 15% nationally to be included.

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>>129609345
>She spots Jurassic World on the shelf
Brilliant.

>>129608805
It's a comfy out of place

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*blocks your path*

>>129608835
Too much teeth.

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>>129609328
>Wanting to keep free movement with white countries rather than Paki/Bangla/India/Nogland makes you non-white

Umm, no Achmed...

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SHE. FUCKING. WON. PERIOD.

>>129607423
Yes it is.

>>129607141
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/14/left-reject-eu-greece-eurosceptic

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>>129608661

This man was elected by God to survive various accidents including a plane crash.

>>129608835
>EU tie
>>129609446
>Just do what the US does and you have to be polling above 15% nationally to be included
Do you even support UKIP? If there was to be a threshold, it should be 5%

>>129609582
Nice try
https://archive.is/YsHw8

>>129609070
But in the end that's what the country wants, they don't what a clean Brexit.

>>129609518

He's very right wing though.

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>>129607080
Nope, ~82% of the electorate now agree. If we can't have access to the EU without movement of people, it has to be a hard brexit.

>>129609034
>>129609141
someone post the /r/the_donald thread where people think this is a nigel farrage pepe

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>>129609345

>>129609542
>Romania/Bulgaria etc.
>white

>>129608340
Elizabeth 1st and Margaret Thatcher.

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Defend this, you alt-right fucks.

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>>129609586
Reminder that Nige survived having one bollock swell up to the size of a lemon.

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>>129609633

Graham wouldn't have an EU tie.

>>129607141
Tell them that it's completely unhinged conspiracy theory. Even another Guardian writer refuted it.

https://twitter.com/mjrobbins/status/874032514914025475

>>129609729
>brit/pol/
>alt-right

You must be new here.

>>129609650
You better start pumping his campaign or else he is going to get left in the dust.

>>129609542
>Pretending that Europe is still white
You have noticed what's been happening in the last 3 years, haven't you?

Better to have some student/work visa system with poos than free movement/permanent residency for the "New French" and the like.

>>129609633
Face it Lad, no matter how hard you try UKIP will not win any election in my lifetime. Best option is to support the Conservatives in the next election and defeat Communism.

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>names his 5th kid Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Mogg
>"h-he's not a meme politician!"

>>129609729
KEK

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>>129609586
I genuinely believe that if it wasn't for the fact the future is going to be full of liberal cunts, this man would be considered almost on par with Wellington and Churchill etc.

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>>129609480
You're not wrong. Feet up playing some Witcher 3. Cosy as fuck.

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GET AWAY

>>129609688

Bulgaria is white

>oh get away you fucking nog

NIGEL NOOOOOOOOO

>0 UKIP MPs

this guy on lbc right now.

>>129609729
>defend this
Why? He was absolutely right.

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>>129608340
Edward VIII and Oswald Mosley

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Angry caller hasnt read Labours manifesto before he started ranting at Nigel

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THIS CALLER

>>129609835
The number of names you have is an indication of social class.

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I just woke up but I don't remember going to sleep.

Why is it half 7 in the evening?

>>129609812
>Better to have some student/work visa system with poos

Neck yourself CIVIC.

>>129608516
>>129608849
>jewish mp

>>129609849
great game. i'm currently playing blood and wine, so damn comfy

>>129607141
Leave.EU wasn't even the official campaign

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>voting leave

kek

You faggots go on about muh freedoms yet we've all lost the freedom to freely live in 30 other European countries.

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Do you reckon this caller is a black or muslim?

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Still can't get my head around the party who are meant to represent British working class people are the ones who want to import cheap labour from around the world

>>129608468
>Soubry
is she the tory thronburry

>>129610054
You can still live freely there.
You just need to ask their permission first, you entitled fuck knuckle.

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Rate m8s

>>129606938
>>129607629
'I found you cute and fumbled my words, but instead of owning up to it before like a man I ran. I am thus autistic as well as pathetic.' *Wink*

Not sure this is gonna fly man. But keep your head up anon, this shit happens. It wasn't meant to be.

>The yutes voted for Labour because of Brexit
>corbyn said he would take us out of EU
Give me strength the state of this caller

>>129608612
At home Mark.

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>>129606976

>>129610114

Sounded black.

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>>129610130
Money money money etc

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>>129610054
>It's another 1pbtid

>>129609670
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5n1uvl/this_an_ulta_rare_nigel_farage_pepe_he_only/

>>129609828
>Face it Lad, no matter how hard you try UKIP will not win any election in my lifetime. Best option is to support the Conservatives in the next election and defeat Communism.
>Tory shrill
>We aren't leaving the EU at all because of UKIP
>Implying that we wouldn't have a US-tier '''''''democracy''''''' without third parties
>Implying a diverse country full of different views and opinions could be represented by 2 parties

>>129610130
So they can replace them obvs.

>>129608156
It was just for a laugh m80, and it was derived from the gym copypasta.

>>129610114
sounded muslim to me

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>>129610003
That's like a new game in itself. Best DLC.

>>129607080
Nope.

Corbyn was for Brexit, as in hard Brexit. He got a crap ton of votes from young folk who surely knew what he stood for right? I mean, they didn't blindly vote for 'free shit' did they?

Hard Brexit has a huge mandate now, thanks to Corbyn - plus we get the DUP which means a bending back towards a decent Conservative society where man and woman come together to raise good well rounded families.

>>129610054
speechless

>>129610114
Paki-chav

>>129609688

Romanians are the niggers of Europe. Barely white, heavily mixed with Mongol/Turkic blood. They look like gypsy cunts.

At the very threshold of white, questionably European

Romania in the EU wuz a mistake.

>>129609963
>Shaniqua LaVonte Pequesha Vontisha Watermelon Brown the 3rd
>Jasmine-Amy-Lauren Gazza-Lambrini Smith

>>129610153
>not Theresa at DEFRA as the ultimate humiliation

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>>129610261
ABSOLUTE STATE

>>129609812
>pretending that europe is any less white than britain

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>"""Are""" Nige

Fuck Farage.
If he didn't step down after the referendum we would currently have a Tory-UKIP coalition and Corbyn would have been BTFO.
Did he GENUINELY think that was "job done" and that they wouldn't try and stop it?! We needed UKIP to keep pressure on Brexit right up until the very day we ACTUALLY left, and he bailed before the real hard work started.
Everything that has happened since the referendum is his fault.

>>129606938
The reason the DUP talks are taking so long and have thus delayed the Queen speech is that they want Farage to be made a Lord and then made PM to lead us through Brexit. May is trying to go ahead with a shitty minority government but Boris and Carswell are holding her to ransom with footage of the fields of wheat

>>129609635
Clean Brexit is just Brexit. If you stay in memebers of EU institutions such as the Single Market then that isn't leaving the EU, is it. Leaving the EU means that all authority over our own country is our own. Anything other than a clean Brexit would mean we'd be out in name only. That's fucking retarded and is not what people voted for last June. You're obviously a Labour voting retard, then, I'm guessing..?

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>>129610153
>Kwasi
>Keeping the snake Sajid Javid

>>129610411
Haha, an indication! Not a guarantee.

>>129610153
>no Philip Davies as Minister of Women and Equalities
>no Nigel as Brexit Secretary
>no Tommy Robinson as Defence Secretary
>no Mogg as Foreign Secretary
>no Peter Hitchens as Home Secretary

>>129610054

Uhm sweetie no British person wants to live in 90% of the EU

2/3rds of expats live in Ireland or Spain. Fancy that.

>>129610388
word. i'm fighting detlaff atm, one of the most difficult boss fights in the game.

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A democratic referendum was all that was needed to achieve an exit from the EU.
The continuous growth of the disgusting Conservative (misnomer) Party wasn't ever part of the deal.
We get out of the EU and end mass colonisation of our country. It's not been a debatable point since the result came in.
If the media and the political parties want to drop the facade of democracy though that is fine with me, because they need to go.

Far simpler than criminals make out isn't it.

I remember reading a Hitchens article in which he said he thought he would have voted Labour in '45 because they were patriotic. Is this true? I had always thought that '45 was the precise moment the cultural-Marxist floodgates were opened.

>>129606976
>>get increasingly nervous as the event draws to a close
This is where you excuse yourself to the bathroom, sprint the fuck out of there without her seeing, and when she asks you say you couldn't find her anywhere, if she says she was waiting in the lobby say, "Aah, that explains it, I went out the back."
Source: Been in this situation myself a dozen or so times.

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>>129610505
>He doesn't realise that that's exactly what the Tories are going to deliver

>the fucking state of channel 4 news

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>>129610261
it's incredible

>>129610639
He thinks our civilisation ended in 1914.

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>>129610589
>Philip Davies as Minister of Women and Equalities

I would pay serious money to see that

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>>129610261

>>129610522
Kwasi is more right-wing than most of da white niggas in the Tory party.

>>129608655
Shit ''''art'''' but the rest is pretty nice.

>>129606976
YOU FUCKING GUMBALL TWAT!

You should have played it off, been humble and say you pretended, just to impress her and then made a self-deprecating joke and walked her home. To quote Jay from The Inbetweeners; you would have "been up to your nuts in guts!" PLAY THE SHY CARD IT FUCKING WORKS!

>>129610505

Do you reckon the EU will even allow the UK a "temporary EEA/soft Brexit" option? Why would the EU allow that? 10 years down the line, after having zero influence on the rule making, its not sustainable.

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>>129610261
Fucking yanks.

>>129610760
Is he wrong?

>>129610760
why 1914?

>>129610852
Course not.

>>129606976
Why are you lying on a Cambodian arthritis sufferers support forum?

>>129610893
WW1 caused end of Christianity, rise of feminism, communism etc

>>129610904
>>129610852
It ended in 1948.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Nationality_Act_1948

>>129610502
>they want Farage to be made a Lord and then made PM
i would love to see this just to see the lefties heads expode on the street trying to comprehend it

>>129610179
>Yutes
Fuck off yardie

>>129610054

also you didn't need a degree in the olden days to succeed, so this correlation is cock sucking.

>>129610639
Cultural marxism started in the late 60s. Blame Wilson, not Attlee.

Need a consitution t b h lads

>>129610958
The independence of America brought about the rise of Jews and death of Christianity.

>>129610661

There's been a dozen or so occasions where you've offered a girl a lift home and then remembered you don't have a car?

>>129610922
I really hate this meme, I bet no Cambodian arthritis sufferer, Eritrean basket weaver, or Tibetal fungal infection cream chemist has ever posted on 4chan.

>>129610967
Up until Blair the wog population of the UK was less than 5%.

>>129610979
Did you not listen to him?

>>129611069
It's an r/4chan meme, they use it as ironic "secret code" name for 4chan.

>>129611055
>The independence of America brought about the rise of Jews and death of Christianity
English Civil War did that a hundred years before. Cromwell inviting them in and freedom of religion etc

>>129610143
>is she the tory thronburry

No.
Thornberry is at least loyal to the party.
Soubry is a fucking traitorous whore.

>>129607141
SHOCK as political campaign uses advertising

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ANY BASED MAGAPEDES HERE
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>muh fish

We only had quotas because fish stocks are the lowest they've been for 100 years and they were necessary to ensure we didn't fish our waters to extinction. The only reason foreign boats were allowed access to our fish was because the UK Government chose to sell their allocations to foreign interests, and those who fished illegally were fined massively.

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>>129606938
Flaccid soft like your autist dick.

>>129611108
Doesn't change the fact we gave every wog in Jamaica, every Paki in the Raj, and every nig-nog in Africa British citizenship in 1948.

>>129610821
>Do you reckon the EU will even allow the UK a "temporary EEA/soft Brexit" option? Why would the EU allow that?

We have a (serious) trade deficit with you. It's in the EU's best interests to keep free trade with us for as long as possible. It's free GDP for you.
However, the Tories (and Labour) have both said that it's the end of freedom of movement, and both will be torn to pieces if they go back on that. So unless we get a kind of special transitional agreement with the EEA, then there's just no way that our side will go for it either.

>>129611188
Was James I really the last good monarch?

>>129611182
No, it was on 4chan first, then they stole it, like everything.

>>129611182
Aah, I assumed it was to do with the limitless range of possible topics that could be, and indeed were, discussed. My mistake.

>>129608975

>gets made lord
>cant stand as MP

Why do you think may never ruled it out? It's a way of getting him out of politics once and for all.

>>129611069

Yeah let's not fuck about guys, this is a Zambian genital wart support forum and don't you forget it.

>>129610720
*Try to deliver.
The Great Repeal bill especially will be harder to get through parliament now and there'll be a lot of pressure to keep us in the Single Market

>>129611069
You'd be surprised!

>>129610984
Outside of a few fields of work, no-one cares about degrees.

>>129611370
They can still become PM, though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Gascoyne-Cecil,_3rd_Marquess_of_Salisbury

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>>129611363
>>129611182
NEWFAGS
GET
OUT

>>129611276
>Doesn't change the fact we gave every wog in Jamaica, every Paki in the Raj, and every nig-nog in Africa British citizenship in 1948.
And did they come? No, so it's invalid.

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Haven't seen one of these in a while

>>129611325
Henry VIII. He told the pope to go fuck himself. Ian must have loved that.

>>129609847

For sure, he's the supreme political irregular.

>>129611571
>no non whites came to britain after 1948
Come on, laddo.

>>129611597
smelly poorthener

>>129611544

It's tradition that the PM has a seat as a MP.

On paper he could still be PM, but it'd break tradition.

>>129610639
Not so simple when you get past the MSM, school text book hype.
Churchill was sold on globalism. I was gutted when I discovered the fat fuck was nothing like I'd imagined. He was basically everything the NAZIs accused him of being.
He should have been hanged with them at neurenburg.
The timeline we are living in is largely his plan, and he was a traitor.
The madness of him could be seen back then, he probably thought we'd be holidaying on the moon by now, but anyone arrogant enough to do what he did is a bad and dangerous person. I think it was his family history that made him such a mad bastard.

>the Tories are putting party before country!

>let us, the losers of the election, form a government with the assistance of 5 other parties - i-it's for the good of the country!

>>129611466
>there'll be a lot of pressure to keep us in the Single Market

From who? At the end of the day, the number one pressure relates to stopping immigration. Everything else is secondary.

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>>129611571
>And did they come? No, so it's invalid.
>No
Eh?

>>129611571
Enough came to ruin our country forever. Your family came over, for a start.

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>NEVER TRUST A TORY

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>“I’ll Serve As Long As You Want Me” Humble May Tells ’22

>“I got us into this mess, I’m going to get us out,” Theresa May told the 1922 Committee of Tory backbenchers tonight. In a performance described to Guido by MPs as “impressive” and “humble“, the PM showed contrition, repeatedly saying sorry for her election campaign and specifically apologising for the dementia tax.

>She told colleagues “I’ll serve as long as you want me”, one MP present says, and she explained to the room that she had stuffed envelopes for the party since she was 12 years-old. May assured the room the DUP’s less palatable views would not affect policy, though conceded somewhat worryingly that she will listen to voices across the party on Brexit. (The Spectator reports Ruth Davidson, Amber Rudd and Philip Hammond met this afternoon to discuss how to stop Boris and achieve a softer Brexit.)

>The PM’s very popular new chief of staff Gavin Barwell, who lost his seat, was warmly received. Afterwards MPs were positive, Boris described the “percussive noises of support” and Gove gave the thumbs up. MPs were always likely to back May tonight, she has time, the is no appetite for a challenge for a while yet…

Are conservative MPs, dare I say, the real mongs?

>>129611639
They didn't come BECAUSE of 1948 though did they?

>>129611069
Obviously not, this is an Ethiopian food tin opening advice forum

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>he didn't use trust a trader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG9YIjfUXek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG9YIjfUXek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG9YIjfUXek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG9YIjfUXek

>>129611544
There'll most likely never be another PM who's sitting in the Lords.
Douglas-Hume renouncing his peerage probably set a precedent for that going forward.

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>>129611645

>>129611597
>Hates the West Country
Why, lad? We preserve our culture and traditions, are almost exclusively Anglo, and voted to leave

>>129611725
never trust a jew like ((hitchens))

>>129611639
He's wrong of course but the numbers were minimal. Only since Blair have we became JUST tier

>>129611639
>>129611697
He's literally a non-white himself (check his post history), don't take any notice

>>129607162
This.

>Walk up to random car
>"Actually, do you fancy a walk? It's such a nice night..."
>Throw in some more supreme gentlemanness and you could have thrown your sausage straight down her alley

Guaranteed every time.

>>129611749
Yes, that is the act that allowed them to come, ahd that act not been in place then they would not have come as they would not have been allowed to, therefore that act is what caused our civilisation to end.

>>129611370

A Lord can be PM without being an MP.
It won't happen again though because >muh democracy

BREAKING :::

>Cameron covered up DUP corruption to buy seats in case of hung parliament

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/873413805161816064
>https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/873413805161816064
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/873413805161816064

Leaked memo shows that Cameron willingly covered-up DUP corruption. He met with DUP leaders in private residences to agree a deal whereby they would support the Tories in case of a hung parliament.

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>>129611745
>how to stop Boris and achieve a softer Brexit
>Gavin Barwell was warmly received

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>>129607608
>Top lads
make me kek so hard people are looking awkwardly at me