BREAKING: Queen's speech delayed to allow ink to dry on goatskin

>>129604069
Archive shills
https://archive.is/uIBy3

>>129604069
David cameron got rid of the goatskin thing. Its still fancy paper though.

This is a confusing serious of events. While it is being reported this way, even here, apparently the speech doesn't have to be printed onto vellum until after the speech is given.

No-one really knows what the hell is going on.

>>129605723
Nah they reversed that decision, it's still happening.

Did they get rid of the Queen?

>>129604069

Make sure non of your new immigrant friends tries to fuck it.

>>129606016
uk is a kike owned shithole, thats whats going on

>>129606084
Yeah isn't it funded by the Cabinet now?

>>129606016

Maybe shes just fucking with them as a punishment.

Since the conservatives fuck this whole thing up so much. Queen is probably pissed the communist got this close. Anything like that happen before, where the queen said you know what just stand there for a bit as a time out.

>>129606381
Yeah, that's what they decided to do. It was an odd decision, and a weirder resolution, but a lot of people complained.

>>129606391
It's not even improbable that that is the case. It could also be to give the Conservatives just a bit more time to sort out their affairs.

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There needs to be a sketch about this

For burgers and others like me it seems that this goat skin paper does not contain any animal. Though it has in the past been made from goat. The modern version does get a goat watermark though.

And the pics I see have her reading from it so there is a thing.

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Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

You newfags here are on wrong side of history. Corbyn has been BTFO people since Magrot Thatcher days.

Do not underestimate him.

>>129604126
Thank you norbot.

>>129606662
No it really is actual goat or calf skin. There's (detailed) info here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35569281
or to save Norbot some time: http://archive.is/IxRBX

>>129606662
Real parchment is still made, but it's pretty expensive and the Queen has lots of dogs and Muslims to feed so maybe they're cutting corners.

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>>129606016

Tories (from the 1922 committee) have asked if the queens speech can be postponed
The 'Queens speech' is actually a legislative summary of the governments manifesto for that term, and it has to be successfully voted on in parliament before govt can continue
At the moment, May can't define her Queen's speech because of the loose alliance with the DUP (it's not codified as a coalition), they also must decide what policies from the Tory manifesto are uncontraversial enough to pass a vote in parliament without a big majority

basically
GOVERNMENT FORMATION POSTPONED UNTIL MAY REMOVED

potential nother election, potential 2nd referendum, neverendum

>>129606694

Mostly he just supports people who blow people up though.

Also its hard to respect the man when I see that he put his ex fuck as shadow home secretary when she might in fact be retarded.

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>>129606694

>>129607183
>what policies from the Tory manifesto are uncontraversial enough to pass a vote in parliament without a big majority

Its literally nothing. Except maybe the internet shit because the politicians are likely too stupid to understand what a fucking nightmare that is going to be.

>>129606694
>Listen, you apostates, you infidels. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who raised his shoe against the frenk, the crusaders, the dogs, the christians, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
>You newfags here are on wrong side of history. Corbyn has been BTFO white people since IRA days.
>Do not underestimate him.

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How long does it take for things to dry when you use the metric system?

We need a class war more than ever

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>>129607728
>>129606694
>>Listen, you ______, you ____. Here is a ___ who would not take it anymore. A ___ who raised ___ shoe against the ___, the ___, the ___, the ____, the ___. Here is a ___ who stood up.>You ____ here are on wrong side of history. ____ has been BTFO ______ since ___ days.>Do not underestimate ___.

Here ya go, some new pasta.

>>129606694
You're fucking retarded. You realise he openly admitted he's a socialist numerous times? If you support him in spite of that then get off this board.

>>129604069
I want to fuck The Queen

>>129606694
Isn't he a commie though?

>>129608133
I don't know because we don't use it either you fucking refugee

>>129604126
based

>>129606694
this

>>129606694
He's a self admitted (((Communist))). He's like Bernie, but not even a Jew.