Red pill me on the Michigan-Ohio War, /pol/.

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It was the Joos and the Mexi-cans

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tl;dr Michigan got the U.P. in exchange for that tiny strip of land.

>>129603086

>Line was supposed to be drawn across the south tip of lake Michigan
>Secretary of State was Ohioan, rushes Ohio to statehood with fake maps showing Lake Michigan higher (to give Ohio Michigan's rightful clay)
>Michigan governor and militia are pissed
>IDontThinkSo.jpg
>Michigan (still a territory) troops start marching south to Ohio
>Ohio panics
>OhShit.jpg
>Ohio Militia and Michigan Militia with some local sheriffs
>Michigan Militia opens fire, small battle, a few people shot
>Ohio Militia calls Michigan Militia "Wolverines" for how "barbaric" their response was
>Federal government steps in, promises Michigan more clay

>>129603086
Ohio jewed Michigan out of land
Michigan shoots at them
Ohio cries to feds
Feds give Michigan land

End

>>129603086

Ohio jew'd some land and one small city from Michigan. Michigan was kinda pissed. Fought a literal skirmish over it.

Now it's gone cold for a number of years and we renew the rivalry once a year in late November on the football field.

>>129609563
>>129607395
>>129605169


Wtf I hate Ohio now

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>>129609563
This. Buckeyes and Wolverines hate each other. Here in Ohio we refer to them as "That Team Up North" (TTUN) and refuse to use the letter M on Game Day.

>>129604643
>Tiny strip of land?
You mean the biggest sex trafficking city in the US

Now multyply that michigan-ohio thing by 100 and you get what what some random european country feels towards it's most friendly neibghor.

>>129610926
I write like I'm retarded

>>129603086

White people shot each over land on which niggers run amok today.

>>129611163
good job, gringos

>>129611163
>>129611245
kinda like all of europe isn't it

>>129611019
>I write like I'm retarded
>like
I got news for you, son.

>>129603086
Did you just come from /x/? Just curious

>>129611163
That's the Civil War in a nutshell.

>>129611437
I like glue

>>129611464

Negative