Brit/pol/: Based Keith edition.

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>>129585069
Oh maybe I was a little early...

>>129585125
>maybe I was a little early...

You think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVXL2Kd5_tM

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Post failed independence movements. I'll start:

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*sprints gallantly towards parliament*

OUT OF MY WAY MS. MAY! FOR I HAVE A COUNTRY TO SAVE!

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>>129585454
Wait the russians have feminists too???

>>129585630
>have feminists too
I think you need to switch on the subtitles.

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how butthurt are British leftists over the BUP negotiations?

>>129585836
severely. they keep droning on about "MAY IS A DEAD WOMAN WALKING!!! SHE'S A ZOMBIE!!!" when all that will happen if May leaves like they want is an even more right wing conservative will take her place

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>>129585724
that just confused me more... something to do with commies hating capitalism for allowing you to buy shit, with no measures in place to stop overindulgence?

>>129586061
This one will confuse you even more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CACFIGzRiGM

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Reminder that if you support the tories you love mass immigration and inhaling saudi todger

>>129586548
The irony is that a bit of weed might sort out Pete's chronic pessimism.

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SAY IT WITH ME:

PRIME MINISTER JACOB REES-MOGG

>>129585069
So... after 7 disastrous years of anglo rule of Britain, it looks as though the Scottish will once again rule over the island from Downing Street with Ruth Davidson. Serious note: why can't anglos govern themselves? Why let a fat Scotch dyke dictate to you and keep you in the single market and high levels of immigration? When will you finally take up arms?

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May is fucked

LADS IM GETTING SCARED, THE DUP PARTNERSHIP IS GOING TO GO AHEAD RIGHT? WE AREN'T GOING TO HAVE A PROGRESS ALLIANCE ARE WE?!

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>>129588638
>The dup partnership
You're kidding yourself.

Expect a second vote soon.

>>129588638
No lad calm down. We're having sectarian violence instead.
>>129588610

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>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>>129588610
Orange Order marches along The Mall, London when?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13169364

http://www.strawpoll.me/13169364

http://www.strawpoll.me/13169364

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>>129588785
Join Sinn Fein

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Why haven't you taken the Greenpill yet?

>>129588289
has any tory ever gone from backbeches straight to pm

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>>129585069
Reminder that keith is possibly related to david icke or perhaps is david icke himself

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Dunno what's going on with this goat sideshow. What a fucking calamity.

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>>129588853

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>>129588906

Time will tell...

>I can still be PM, claims Corbyn

This is beautiful, the denial is so strong in the leftists. This must be what it was like after Hillary lost and Americans kept bringing up the populist vote.

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>tfw you will never get to poke around Mogg's sister's washing up basket

>>129588898
No one can compete with that SNP "efficiency".

>>129587222
How?

How old are you?

I've applied with those cunts loads of times and got fuck all.

All I want from life is to have a job outdoors. Why is it SO fucking difficult?

>>129589261
Give it less than a year, mate, and I guarantee the utter madman will be decorating downing street with swastikas and soviet flags. What do you have against a reaosnable minimum wage? Businesses can easily pay you £10/hr. It's a tory neolib lie that they can't. Hook, line and sinker, faggot.

>>129589285
She looks just like a girl who works in my local Tesco. She always gives me a cheeky smile and a wink, she's definitely keen but I think she might be about 3% retarded.

>>129589261

He knows he won't be PM... Yet
He's playing the long game and putting himself across as willing, ready and able to lead the country whenever that may be (relatively soon at this rate)

Don't doubt Corbyn, he's barely even hitting his stride

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>tfw you will never make a secret den under Mogg's sister's bed and live there for a whole year before being discovered after opening a packet of hot Nik Naks too loudly

>>129589261
Did you see him on Andrew Marr Yesterday? He was behaving very smug and cocky. He'll fuck himself over soon, quite sad seeing a 68 year old man acting like a bullied kid who finally gained some misplaced confidence

>>129589518
why live?

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>>129589518

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W-where were you lads?

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>>129589261
Labour + SNP + Lib Dems + Plaid Cymru + Greens = 317, 1 less than the Tories. Since an outright majority would be 321, they just can't get there without the DUP who have already said they won't deal with them.

>>129589701
fuck off .

>>129589738
Did this actually happen? Party spread and everything

>>129589742
6 parties linking up would be absolutely amazing to see

>>129589813
No, that would have involved WN leaving the house.

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>>129589779
>1PBTID
Ummm...who are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

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>>129589607

Just wait till he has to do PMQs against Graham.

>>129589742
He just needs to get a queen's speech through, and could conceivably do that with Tory rebels.

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Seems it was Juncker who wanted a snap election.

>>129589970
I expect to see him on QT this Thursday. Hope so.

>>129589607
Nah, he'll win the next election.

>>129590044
I can't see Tories rebelling to put Labour into power. It would be absolute madness.

Traffic here seems to have slowed considerably today, is there correlation with the schools being back today?

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Lads, does this jacket/shirt/tie combo work for a job interview or no?

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>tfw you will never go and wank in the bushes at Mogg's sister's house as she gets dressed with the curtains open

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>>129590141
>Britain electing a 73 year old

>>129590214
what sort of job?

>>129588610
If you read the tweet it says that the Orange Order is demanding that May unban the marches, not the DUP. This is literal fake news and a total beat up.

>>129590214
Not unless you're traveling back in time to 1972

>>129589941
i hope you break yore neck

>>129590214
Works pretty well if you want to look like a disco mafioso.

>>129590184
That, and that the election blow-ins are starting to get a bit bored and are returning to whence they came.

>>129590214
Just wear a Black/Grey Suit, white or blue shirt and blue/grey tie lad.

You aren't going to a wedding.

>>129590232
Look like the a pillow cover and the bottom of a mattress

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TAKBIR

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Daily Reminder that BoJo is the true /pol/ prime minister

>“Napoleon, Hitler, various people tried this out, and it ends tragically,”
>“The EU is an attempt to do this by different methods. But fundamentally what is lacking is the eternal problem, which is that there is no underlying loyalty to the idea of Europe.”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boris-johnson-under-fire-comparing-7971970
>Africa is a mess, but it is simply not credible to blame colonialism,
>The best fate for Africa would be if the old colonial powers, or their citizens, scrambled once again in her direction; on the understanding that this time they will not be asked to feel guilty.
>"Almost every dollar of Western aid seems tied to some programme of female emancipation — stamping out clitorectomy, polygamy, bride-price, or whatever. And while some readers may feel vaguely that the African male should not be stampeded into abandoning his ancient prerogatives, one cannot doubt the care — bordering on obsession — with which Western workers pursue their ends.”
http://archive.spectator.co.uk/article/2nd-february-2002/14/cancel-the-guilt-trip
>In a column published in the Daily Telegraph in 2002, Mr Johnson mocked the then Prime Minister Tony Blair 's globe-trotting: "What a relief it must be for Blair to get out of England. It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies," he wrote. It also mentioned "watermelon smiles".
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boris-johnsons-12-most-outrageous-8423231

>>129585630
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

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ALLAHU AKBAR

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DUP only in it if Corbyn leads Labour

>>129590281
To be fair it has happened before.

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>>129590214
Looks like a lot of color. Bold choice my friend. If you are wishing to present a sunny disposition, you're on your way.

>>129590281
>He unironically thinks this government will last five years

Haha the unionists are difficult fuckers, the Tories will regret it by the end of summer and be forced to call another election in 2018, regardless of whether or not there's an "appetite" for it or not.

>>129590184
>correlation
I'll get my calculator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1LOMZjFJ4

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>Thatcher in the Rye

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>>129590314

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>>129590378

>>129590214
meant for you>>129590378

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I was going to go with the mx5 but now the Capri caught my eye, it'd definitely be a better project car.

I'm more of a JDM type of cunt, never really was into muscle cars but I reckon I should make a capri into what it was meant to be.

Thoughts lads?

I want to drop a v8 and a turbo in it.

Is Keith Gord's dad? What's the absolute nectar thing?

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>>129590214
I'd recommend you wear this tbqh lad.

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>>129590401

>>129590297
Sales rep at BMW.

Also going to wear wrap around sunglasses, not sure if or not to pop my collar though.

>>129590589
>v8
>Glasgow

Why?

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>>129590589
>not a Twingo

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>>129590530
That's a cute snek.

Here's a picture of my bearded dragons mating for your troubles.

>>129590514
What's the naughtiest thing Brit/pol/ has ever done?

>>129590674
>Sales rep at BMW.
Christ, lad, you're going to spend 8hrs/day talking to sandniggers and gooks

>>129590674
>sunglasses to an interview

You're being sarcastic right?

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>>129589518
>Not Rib 'n' Saucy
Sort it out m8

>>129590793
And real niggers. Don't they call BMW Black Man's Wheels in Canada?

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>>129590674
>Sales rep at BMW

D E A N O
O N
S T E R O I D S

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>>129590674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtoyLPROLZI

>>129590793
we're not leafistan
you're going to spend 8hrs/day talking to actual niggers and chavs

Why aren't yanks just banned from britpol?
Every time they come in they start arguments with that ignorance and smug superiority complex.

>>129590783
Voted Lib Dem.

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>>129590504
>the Tories will regret it by the end of summer
>forced to call another election in 2018
>regardless of whether or not there's an "appetite" for it or not.
Let us know what the lottery numbers will be as well

>>129590674
do you really need a full suit?
what are the other people in the showroom wearing?
maybe just shirt and blazer would be more appropriate?

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>>129590730
What do you mean why?

That's like asking a masochist why they enjoy the pain.

>>129590758
If I could rwd swap it and drop a v8 in it fairly easily I would.

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>>129590553
Replied to the wrong post. sorry anon

>>129590044
>Tories rebel to put Labour into power and kill their own party
>End up fired and replaced
>Labour doesn't take them because they're backstabbers

Not gonna happen, these people have to protect their own necks and openly selling out your entire party is just offering it to the chopping block.

>>129591029
Did you really delete your post because you forgot the Mystic Meg image?

>>129590046
what in the fuck?

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>>129590844
I omitted RibnSaucy on purpose - it's even more depressing that you would have to lie there eating the shittest flavour (hot and spicy)
>>129590758
>not a Kia Ceed

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>>129590767
Thanks anon

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Hey lads I'm heading off to an interview to be a cashier at tesco, how does my suit look?

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Whoever mentioned lindybeige last thread, thank you for letting me know his channel exists.

>>129590806
Whats wrong with wearing shades to an interview?

>maintains formality but adds subtle style and a relaxed tone
>somewhat hides your emotions allowing an excellent poker face
>shields eyes from the scorching summer UV rays

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>>129591195
Here's one of the babies they produced.

>>129591125
Why do you drive a ceed m8?

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>>129591125
Yes

>>129591204
Fucking lol. Best timeline. Second troubles incoming.

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I'm expecting Sadiq to tweet something similar about the anti-democracy types who are stretching London's police at these hard times.

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>>129591183
>not having a 7 year warranty

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>>129591269

>>129591203
Looks good pal, màybe trim up the chest hair.

>>129590589
>not a Vauxhall Corsa
Full pleb.

>>129591081
I thought you were just being very mean desu :(
>>129591065
Well you just won't get enjoyment of a v8 in a city, especially one as shit as Glasgow. And it's sort of begging to get nicked/vandalised.

>>129591273
Cheap reliable five door motor with a big boot.

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THE TORIES ARE DOING A COALITION WITH THE DUP

THE FUCKING DEE, YOU, PEE. A BUNCH OF ACTUAL RACISTS, NOT LIKE YOUR NAN AT TEA TIME, ACTUAL GAY HATING RACISTS

THE YOUTH ACTUALLY VOTE FOR ONCE AND WE GET THIS SHIT

CORBYN? FUCK HIM, HE COULDN'T STAPLE A DRIED SHIT TO A LAMPPOST

THE NHS? DEAD. CHILDRENS SCHOOL MEANS? DEAD. IT'S END OF DAYS IN SCOTLAND, THE SNP ARE DROPPING DEAD LIKE IT'S THE RED WEDDING FROM GAME OF FUCKING THRONES

>>129591183
>Kia Ceed
I would unironically buy one

>>129591300
is there a demo in london today?
ther was one in croydon last month

>>129591029
face it mate youre party 's a joke and corbin will be in power before 2022

>>129591300
>Using the >>23 against peaceful protesters

>>129591380

>Person who fingers 14 year old girls in a McDonalds car park detected

>>129591235
For that extra pinch of relaxed but professional informality you should chew gum. And fart loudly then blame one of the interview panel. Remember to pick the most junior one for maximum brownie points.

>>129591108
Not saying it's at all likely, just underlining that it is conceivably possible if May can't form a government.

Serious question guys, I am a white british muslim, do you legitimately hate me?

>>129590902
>>129590965
Black people in Toronto drive Nissan Altimas mostly. Blacks love Nissan - since the nineties. And Acura.
Here, BMWs used to be the go to for Jews, then they switched to Audi. Now BMW is all various brown asians and the chinese. Real estate brokers' cars.

>>129591203
Where the fuck are your sunglasses?

>>129591439
There are unofficial ones every day now but there is one arranged for Saturday by Owen Jones.

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>>129591441
>youre party 's a joke
I'm a DUP supporter lad

>corbin will be in power before 2022
lel

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>>129591204
WE BACK LADDIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myu1kM5yjeY

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>>129591269
Top qt m8. Some fucking bonkers variants and colour forms of beardies these days - I had a few reptiles as a little lad (bred my leopard geckos too) and it's mental looking at how much the hobby's exploded over the last 10-15 years.
>>129591338
>driving something even less cool than a Flintstones car
>>129591435
Please don't say that Rimmer... you're better than that

>>129591422
Who cares as long as the Blairites are BTFO

p*isley was evil, pure evil. Hope that cunt is burning in hell now.

>>129591617
Beamers are a classic gollywog car over here. Who got the keys to my bimma? Zimma zimma. Who am IIIIIIIIIIII?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI-xQ7IksUc

>>129591441
Labour hasn't had a prominent leader since Blair, remember when millipead was your savoir?

Corbyn will be old news by the end of the year.

>>129591607
Do you feel empathy toward London bridge attackers for giving their martyr lives for your faith?

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>>129591607
>muslim
Yes, I don't care what your skin colour is. A muslim is a muslim

>>129591380
>vauxhall
>fwd
>hatchback
3 more reasons to kill yourself.

>>129591382
I don't live in the centre of the city m8, plus have you seen our roads?

https://vimeo.com/92762851

Who wouldn't want to crash and burn on the side of one of those roads in a Preuße™ made V8 Capri?

>And it's sort of begging to get nicked/vandalised.
>not parking in a garage

>>129590589
>Wasting money on modding cars

Why? I never got this hobby, way too expensive for something that's purpose is just to get you from A to B. On top of this, anything you do isn't even impressive to people outside of your little car modding club.

> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/

YOU COULD HAVE PUT ASIDE THE RHETORIC
IT'S TOO LATE
THE TIME FOR THE NEGOTIATING TABLE IS OVER

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>>129591522
I'll make sure to do so.

Changed my mind anyway, opting for this rather fetching tie styled after an old carpet. The premium quality silk construction is sure to wow the interview panel.

LABOR IN TORRYS OUT

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DEFEND

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for keeping politics saucy for us lads, we'll be watching from the future

>>129591607
why are you muslim?

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>>129591765

>>129591689

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LhuDvtauzE

>>129591422
Hate this cuck

https://youtu.be/0hGAP7b4zW8

>>129591704
You know "cool" is a marketing gimmick to make retards hand over their hard earned labour/bennie tokens right?

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>>129591884
>labor
>torrys

JF when will they learn

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Does PJW just say shit like this to get a rise out of lefties or does he have a genuine ego problem?

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>>129585069
Reminder that Corbyn lost even harder than Hillary did.

>>129591931
fuck you hun

>>129591836
>not realising a Corsa is the true patricians choice
Fit a bass bin and you're all set lad.

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>>129591765

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>>129591607
More than I hate those who were born into your Satanic cult.

>>129591835
This 'rally' was the point I realised May was completely useless. You realised the energy and enthusiasm Ruth generated and May was like an energy vampire as soon as she spoke

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>>129591994
The absolute state of delusional muh heritage tards

>>129591836
I almost bought a Mk3 Capri a few years back, notorious for rush though, maybe a huge arseache.

>>129591987
I'd rather just let him get on with it. Embarrassing as he is, he does undeniably have a younger following so maybe he could win over some of that youth vote.

>>129590990
Did you ever manage to elect one?
No? Then it was a victimless crime.

>>129590184
Half the posts compared to this time last week.

>>129591396
>>129591435
>cheap insurance
>cheap car
Do we have to play these games? Just say you're poor.

>>129591837
>wasting money on video games
>wasting money on computers
>wasting money on whatever hobbies you have
>wasting money on etc

>anything you do isn't even impressive to people
>implying it's for meant for anyone but yourself
Looks like you never pulled away from some shitcunt with a decent car in a shitbox.

>>129591987
JERRUMEE COORRBN AND LAYYYBUH THE MAYNE STREEM METEOR

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>>129591864
>opting for this rather fetching tie styled after an old carpet

>>129591987
PJW is the worst thing to happen to the right since Hitler. I'm voting Labour nao

Graham Brady on BBC News RIGHT NOW.

>>129592043
Gerry Adams is so based.

>>129592089
I'm not delusional. Ireland will be totally Irish in our lifetimes.

>>129591987
He makes Youtube videos that are closeups of his head talking. Of course he has an ego problem. Everything he does is in search of narcissistic supply.

>>129591770
Of course, yes. A lot has changed last 15 years far as who drives what. My neighbourhood is full of progressives approaching middle age driving Subaru. It's the choice of liberal arts professors and yoga instructors. Years past they might have chosen Volvo.

>>129591943
https://youtu.be/jTJQkhWZekI

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>>129591204
>>129591296
>>129591689
>>129591943

>>129591864
You should wear it with the label facing outwards to subtly draw their attention to it.

>>129591607
Yes. None of the brown Muslims like you either. You're basically Barry from Four Lions.

>>129592224
Gerry Adams is a bit of a cuck socially, but I'm willing to tolerate it because he rustles the jimmies of the Ulster Scots like nobody else.

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>>129592224
You muslims have no chance

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

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>>129591956
By 'cool' I just meant 'not looking like some basic, overpriced pleb wagon that only get purchased by grannies who use it to drive 5 minutes to bingo every week'
>>129591836
Yeah those are some top roads desu, hardly Glasgow though by the looks of it. By the way did you ever get a pet frog or did you bottle it?

>>129592194
It's funny how the left view him as the face of neo nazism, whereas /pol/ hates him for not being redpilled enough.

>>129592234
If he thinks that he played a huge role in Trump getting elected then he's borderline insane. He always says that he keeps REDPILLING YUNG PEEPOLE but he never backs that up with proof, despite how otherwise good he is with providing evidence for his arguments.

>>129591988

see >>129591741

>>129592162
Motoring is fucking extortionate in the country. Too right I wanna save my money. >>129592425
>kia
>overpriced
What?

>>129588898
Hmmm...
I wonder why UKIP isn't on this chart

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>>129592403
>Trusting an Ulsterman to stick to their principles

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>>129591204

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>>129592634

the statement

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>>129592523
Course they're overpriced mate. Basically a donkey-pulled cart with a 2000% mark-up.

>>129592162
Except the money spent on Car mods is generally significantly more expensive than something like video games, not that I ever buy any of those either nowadays.
My point is that if you instead spent time learning something like carpentry you aren't only learning a skill that's actually useful, but gain the ability to create products that anyone can appreciate for their craftsmanship. If you just do something like stick a v8 into a car essentially no-one will even notice that you've done it, if you do something people will notice (like a muffler change) people just think you're a prick.

>Looks like you never pulled away from some shitcunt with a decent car in a shitbox.

Who gives a fuck? I don't even pay attention to the type of the cars near me on the road and certainly don't pay any mind if one pulls away faster than I do. Is this what happens when you have an inferiority complex or something?
>'y-yeah t-that'll s-showem!'

>>129591204
>>129592634
Remember that time the UK government fell apart because of christcuck bickering?

>>129592567
Divide by zero

Nigel Dodds just BTFO Sinn Fein.

>>129592076
Christ Rimmer, I come back every now and again and your name gets progressively longer and longer.

>>129592718
> A mp releases statements as iNotes screenshots

>protestants can't march in their own country
>but you can have all the gay parade and sharia marches you want

>>129591956
>hoarding all your money and never enjoying yourself because that's what the jews want
Why make money then?

Or you could just decide what you like or what you think is cool without letting anyone else influence you.
>>129592425
It's about a 40 minute drive to Loch Lommond and there are some great roads there.
>>129592523
>Motoring is fucking extortionate in the country
Insurance prices are fucking mental.

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>>129592783
FOR FUCK'S SAKE BURGER CUNT WE WERE HAVING A LOVELY THREAD WITHOUT YOU FAT PRICKS SHARTING IT UP.

BURGERS OUT!

>>129592863
>your name gets progressively longer and longer
It's a shame that the same can't be said of the rest of him

How salty are /eirepol/ about the election result?

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>>129592634

>>129591987

Barely anybody in the UK knows who he is and far less than those even cares for his opinions.

He can preach to American Trumpites about the SO CALLED SOCIALIST CORBYNITES all he likes but won't leave a scratch

>>129592795
5th highest vote share though. Even more unfair than the greens

>>129592935
Britain first get to do there "christian patrol" through muslim areas
why cant the paddies do there thing

>>129592783
Yeah we burn fires every year to celebrate their failure

>>129592986
Little taig benders should have their thread renamed to 'House of Eire' desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyGpUgHt8tE

>>129593064
Because the Muslim areas don't tend to possess semi automatic rifles and Semtex.

>>129592783
>You know remember this happened before your country was invented

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>>129593194
>American "history"

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>>129585069
How long will these Labour cucks keep crying about their loss for? Theresa May is our rightfully elected PM and they should respect that.

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>>129592964

>>129593178
No, just handguns, pipe bombs, and machetes in the Muslim areas.

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Did murdoch demand that May include Gove in her cabinet??

I can think of no other reason why this slimy shit would be in frontline politics again

>>129592863
: )

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THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WOULD DIE RATHER THAN PULL DOWN THE FLAG!
THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WILL STAND TO THE LAST MAN!

>>129593178
wow. Semi Automatics and Semtex means you have a right to deny others. Will remember.

It is not you but fuck, moral relativism is very present isn't it.

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>>129593339
Trust Theresa May. She knows what she is doing.

>>129593424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs

>>129593466
>She knows what she is doing.

i hope so, nobody else does.

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>>129593339

No Graham did, Gove will be the stalking horse for the Graham Brady leadership bid.

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>>129592935
>>129593064
Brit/pol/ Christian marches when?

>>129591269
why would you lie about something as fucking retarded as this?

that isnt your baby bearded dragon, the photo comes from
https://chencenter.wordpress.com/caring-for-your-baby-bearded-dragon/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTQfUQI0j14

>1:32
Brit/pol/'s dream car.

Honestly I may be a little too much into JDM cars but I can't stand this weeb shit.

STOP RUINING THINGS YOU WEEBS.

>>129593661
/pol/ isn't a very christian place, despite what the christfags think

>>129593627
disgusting

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When did you realise that democracy is fickle and meaningless and the time for right wing dead squads are upon us?

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>>129593736
I hope Theresa May bans anime in the UK.

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>>129593977
If she comes after my waifu I'll take her laifu.

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>>129594042

>>129588898
"percentage of seats won" vs "percentage of votes won" is disingenuous if you only stand in 59 out of 650 seats

>>129593862
>right wing dead squads
110% behind this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ugivNRYfjc

MAKE YE WAY

MAKE YE WAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO4bqEmWfZ8

WE MARCHING ONCE AGAIN

NO FENIANS CAN STOP US NIOW

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>>129593977

S-she would ban Mikasa-san??

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>>129594042
Anime gets banned and a weeb and a rat die? Best outcome.

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>>129594083
If they take away muh anime I'll start a guerrilla war in Devon.

>>129593729
>>>/burgerpol/

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>>129594042
Threatening the PM? Enjoy your jail time, weeb.

>>129594121
meant to reply to >>129589296

>>129590442
Unless he's replaced by McDonnell, presumably.

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>>129594188
Entry-tier pleb waifu.

>>129594232
t. Roastie whore.

>>129594173
How will Fenians EVER recover?

>>129593977
>bottom right

FROM GLASGOW TO BELFAST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df2WtNrYav8

WE BACK ONCE AGAIN LADDIES

NO ONE CAN STOP US

FROM KING BILLY HIMSELF TO THE UDR 4 AND STONE

NO TAIG STOP PROTESTANT MIGHT

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>>129593862
>using aryan imagery

>>129594244
all of /pol/ is mine nigel, I want an answer as to why someone would be so incredibly pathetic that they have to lie about fucking owning bearded dragons. none of those pics are his.

are all bongs this sad or is it just him?

>>129594421
Had no idea they did these in Glasgow. Any chance of them doing them in London

>>129590214
change the tie

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>>129594376
Can someone remake this but with Karen?

>tfw you spent so much time on Brit/pol/ that you automatically assume every Karen you meet is trash

WEYBS OYT NOY

>>129593862
>implying I ever thought otherwise

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>>129594499
>had no idea they did orange walks in Glasgow
Shows you just how little this cunt knows tbqh.

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She has spoken lads, free movement is here to stay

>>129594499
Every year all over the country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kSbrXSoDn0

London occasionally

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@129594587
>tfw she wants my attention and I wont give it to her

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>>129594543
Nah they're part of the furniture.

>>129594713
http://www.gole.org.uk/

>>129594499
Who's the best team in Glasgow again?

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>>129594446
BURGERS OUT

>>129591300
We shouldn't protest against terrorism, because there's been terrorism. Fuck off Andy.

>>129594697
>grand orange lodge of England
Nice will look into them

>>129594823
YOU WONT BE LAUGHING WHEN DUP BANS CELTIC FROM PLAYING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>129594623
More alive than indyref2 haggis nigger

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>>129594823
FOR THERE'S NOT A TEAM LIKE THE GLASGOW RANGERS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhEKcN7MIfI

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>>129594811
>http://www.gole.org.uk/

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>>129594713
I fingered her behind Greggs on Saturday

>>129591955
i feel like he makes me feel smart because i listen to him feels smart

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>>129594823
But what did he know?

>>129591422
>Youth finally turn out to vote for Corbyn
>Get Tories + Right Wing Death Squads

Kek didn't let us down.

>>129594795

TRAYTORS OYT NOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n81UayFrKdo
>DUP will put farage on the brexit negotiations

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>>129594823
>paddy education

>>129595052
He shagged them too

>>129595122
>linking sarcuck
embarrassing

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>>129595019
Did you give em a smell after?

>>129591607
Do you have a beard? Is it a ginger beard? Have you just joined so you can have an arranged marriage with a Muslim qt?

You remember we all thought Philip Davies lost his seat? Because that's what the BBC directly told us happened? Loads of people celebrated.

Well he didn't lose it, he held onto it. Probably known to many of you but I genuinely didn't know until just now.

>>129595282

Good news

>>129595052
Knew how to win a European cup. Unlike any rangers manager past or present.

>>129591765
I always wanted him to do "Thought for the Day" on Radio 4. He'd have given them something to think about.

>>129591607
Depends wether your a twat about it, or not.

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>>129595169
>>129595397

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>Theresa May leaves No. 10 for a meeting in Westminster of the influential 1922 committee of Tory backbenchers...

Someone is about to get BRADY'ED

>>129591987
>2.21AM

I fear he may have been drinking.

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>>129595397
mate you tims get done in on your own turf, fuck up.

>hurrr muh europee cup
>hurr muh wins

Mate you get chased out of your own neighbourhoods by teenagers.

>>129594904
The only way rangers could win anything. Top kek.

>>129592224
Gerry Adams is literally /ourguy/, he's been on the MI6 payroll for years.

>>129595648
>>129594946
>Rangers supporters

You know how the last game at Ibrox went right?

Celtic still exist. Rangers don't - they were liquidated, remember.

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>>129588898
shut up and fuck off and die you irrelevant hippy

>>129595834
Kill yourself you silly cunt

>https://twitter.com/IainDale/status/874012772174114817
HAHAHA BRIT/POL/ BTFO