Brit/pol/ - Her Smile and Optimism Gone Edition

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Reminder that YKTD is a brown manchild

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>>129582295

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>>129582295
The left will never recover. The future looks bright, lads. Strong and Stable. Get To Work!

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>>129582237
Had no idea she was crazy! I've done reasonably well with women and this is the first time I've ever encountered this sort of bullshit. Unfortunately it's come at the perfectly wrong time.

>Labour can form a minority government to

Yeah, in theory, if they get every single other party on board (including the DUP and the Greens).
It's not happening. There's no way that Labour can realistically get into power.

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Lib Dem Sub-edition

millions of Labour remain voters are now realising that leaving the single market was in their manifesto, and that their vote will be interpreted as such

I hope you're all ready for the great mental Olympiad of our time.

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>>129582506
Corbyn's career is finished.

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Why don't we have more memes of DD and Michael Gove? Without those two you can guarantee that Brexit would be as soft as Ken Clarke's cock right now.

>>129582625
a>>129581376
There are two things stopping the conservative party reforming

The first is the MPs as they get first-dibs to choose the leader who in turn controls the party. Because of the election system all you need is for members to vote for a candidate into the last round. IDS was a fairly hard conservative but won the memberhsip ballot. However, the MPs can boot the leader when they start doing things they don't like, and conservatives are notoriously unloyal once their sensibilities are upset or the poll numbers start to dip. The current contingent of MPs is not the same as it was 10 years ago, it's stuffed of party apparatchiks. Over half of all MPs voted for May in the FIRST ROUND. Because of the elimination ballot, hard-right candidates will never be given a chance, unlike for example Jeremy Corbyn who only needed 15 MPs to be put on the ballot.

The second is the membership. I don't know who the fuck is a conservative party member these days apart from wanker students looking to get a leg-up in the party. CCHQ abandons local selection of candidates at its discretion. None of the 2017 candidates were not prior vetted by CCHQ. Regardless, the membership voted for cameron so there's no serious hope there

You can't preform entryism like in labour for three reasons. First, it costs too much, something like £30 for a year's membership? It's not the same as a £3 sign-up. Second, you have to wait a year before you can vote in a leadership election. Third, and most importantly, there is no serious motivation for this to happen, unlike the hard-left/momentum and labour entryism.

>>129582506
they know that, they're just playing politics

we are having another election, people just dont want to admit it because they think the public are sick of voting kek

so we will be treated to a monumentally shitty attempt at governing by the tories while they sort out their new leader, then once they are ready we have another election

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>>129582509
The gift that keeps on giving.

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>>129582490
You let women have power over you anon. Sad!

>>129582295
no one gives a shit, you antifa cunt

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>>129582693
mfw I'm an MP for only 6 months

>>129582679
Wouldn't mind another election desu, this one was good fun

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>>129582711
I feel a bit like I imagine this cunt to feel every second of his life

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>>129582711
>"women can't reign over me if I only interact with 2D ones"

>>129582819
>being a gook

How did May gain so much weight in like a month

And why was she gaining weight when she thought she was going to win

>>129582295

>delayed

COMMUNISM NOW

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>Queens speech was planned for next monday
>delayed
>queen will be at ascot for a week from next tuesday
>still no deal with dup
>certainty

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Post yfw Norn Iron is holding Tories by the balls

>>129582862
insulin is one hell of a drug

>>129582850
Wew, you mean crazyslag gave you AIDS?

>>129582861
>being a newfag

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>>129582744

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>>129582859
f...fuck you

>>129582679

There will be no election before 2019 lad, once we're out of the EU then maybe but even then I doubt it, the Tories will just continue on cruise control until 2022 then fight the election with a new leader.

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What happens if we run out of ARYAN BLOOD?

>Gove is back and in charge of something again

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>merkel set to win a landslide
>macron won a landslide in the legislatives

She will feel PATHETIC when negotiating with them lmao. Bitch should just quit desu

Can someone give me the rundown of the two parties this election? May was calling for censoring code repositories and the internet in general but I get the impression that Corbyn isn't exactly right wing? Who are we rooting for here?

>>129582679
Basically this is the response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3PKE8uTSp8
I can't decide whether it'll get swing-voters pissed off with the Tories and make them shift to other parties, or if it'll leave most people worn-out and so turnout will take a nosedive, particularly with working class voters who don't feel massively politically invested anyway.
Might embolden young Labour voters though- kind of like they just want to keep pushing and pushing until they get the result they want.

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>>129582942
Post rare goves

>>129582780
>HISTORIC LANDSLIDE!
>THE REMAIN RESISTANCE RIDES AGAIN!
>TODAY RICHMOND, TOMORROW, THE WORLD!

>>129582892
STRONG AND STABLE

>>129582947
At least our electorate are only half delusional.

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>>129582713
She got my number from a mutual friend a few weeks ago. And I guess she can contact my missus through facebook or instagram. I don't use any of that shit (Instagram for business) but she knows who she is and could easily find her.

She doesn't even want anything from me. Well, apart from just generally having me. She's just insane and wants to upset and piss off as many people as possible.

At least if it was a bloke I could go round and kneecap him but what the fuck do you do about this?

Fuck knows. I'm gonna just warn her I guess and deal with the fallout whenever it happens.

Women are a fucking meme.

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>>129582942
Next tory leader m8

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>>129582295
is may an undead?

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>>129582941
Then we will move on to the next race and the next and the next until we have no choice but to cannibalise fellow Anglos

>>129582947
>implying Macron has any weight in negotiations, doesnt have the negotiation skills of a damp rag, and whenever he gets BTFO he cries to mama Merkel

He is gonna tank the country with his legislation breh

>>129582392
That guy has issues

>>129582942

Gove and Davis are /are guys/.

>>129583058
No, just soulless

>>129582392
>ever tripfagging and having to be tied to past posts

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>For the many not the fe-

Just wondering whether /Britpol/ think TM missed an opportunity to take the moral high ground, and maybe gain approval points with the electorate by declining an alliance with the DUP in order to safeguard the fragile peace?

>inb4 it would have been a high risk strategy, but could have had somewhat rehabilitated her standing with the electorate.

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>>129583056

Nope he is a mere puppet.

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>>129582919
kek. Fortunately not

>>129582942
Gove is like a Shakespearean character. Always there. Always watching. Ready to take control at any time.

>>129583019
LDSURGE

>>129583005
Bless 'im

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7wTAHdFYs

>>129583003
The Labour backers, especially the young ones, know it'll take <5 seats to make Corbyn PM even if only in the minority gov. I'd think Labour turnout will remain much the same unless older UKIP voters realize he could win and run back to the tories.

Just went for a run lads, absolutely knackered desu

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Once more. Why not?
>unless that really is all of you

http://www.strawpoll.me/13159774
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>>129582679
Fucking labour are just a bunch of whining cunts. If we have another election, conservatives would just get more votes.

>>129583156
Realistically the only people she has lost favour with are the ones who already weren't voting for her. I don't think the DUP deal matters to most people desu

If she was smarter she could play it as

>We're giving Norn more say in parliament, for too long they have been apart from the Union. We are the Conservative and Unionist Party

>>129583166
What was the intent of this?

>>129582475
>"If I lose even 6 seats it won't be me negotiating Brexit"
>Loses 13
>STRONG AND STABLE

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>>129583062

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>>129582942

He's literally a Murdoch puppet but go ahead and call him /ourguy/ whilst he fucks up another leadership bid

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*blocks your sovereignty*

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>>129583326
Something to do with British produce I think

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It's me skull man I crushed the LABOUR skulls this is a Tory thread

*Drops mic*

God save the fucking queen

>>129583156
The Conservative leadership aren't thinking like that. The election was a diaster, May's election has fucked them. The only reason she is still around is to attempt to create a pocket of "stability" so they can try and forge a route out of this shit show. The DUP pact* is short term (hence why the DUP are stringing them along to get short term gains), there will be a winter leadership election and then a general election before the great repel circus kicks off.

>>129583352
t. Ruizcar

>>129583043
For what it's worth my advice would be to just explain to your current gf the situation and then tell your ex in no uncertain terms that you want no further contact with her and ask her to never contact you again, be formal.

However, you should archive and store everything your ex says to you both now and in the future, just in case you want the police to get involved. Or, if she tries to accuse you of something to the police.

Don't try to retaliate and don't mention to your ex that you may involve the authorities, as she may choose to escalate. Don't modify any of your replies to your ex beyond "please do not contact me again", no matter what she says etc.Tell her at every instance of contact that you want no further contact and are not interested, but record all of it.

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>>129582859
>Poison can't kill me if I don't allow it to be put into my body

Well... yeah

>>129583019
>Unironically celebrating the return of (((Zac Goldsmith)))
The STATE of you

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>>129582349
I'm sorry.

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>britcucks

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Reminder that we're never leaving the EU.

>>129583540
This is sensible advice. Thanks pal. I think I'll go that route.

>>129583568
t. funky papa

>>129583568
Why did we do it lads

>>129583565
Hugo Chaves took Venezuela from the richest in South America to the poorest. Imagine when the UK will be poorer than Romania and when Brits emigrate there to work on farms.

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>>129582780
>>129583019
Labour splitters desu.

>tfw 450 votes off 4 more seats

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>>129583227
Well done lad

>>129583325

Aye good point - it's about how best she can spin it I guess. Best case scenario is that once the shrill voices quieten somewhat, the ship will be steadied for Brexit. Worse case scenario see:
>>129583483

>>129582660
>The Bow Group recommends urgent reform party rules to ensure the following:
>An urgent meeting of conservative activists and organisations to debate the Party's future
>The election of the party leader by the membership at least every five years
>The election of a party chairman annually
Primary selection process for all candidates
>The ability for members to vote on policy at Conservative Party conference
>The restoration of the role of members to speak from the floor at Conservative Party conference

The main barrier seems to be the 1922 Committee who will obviously not want to give up any power or influence. But I reckon that a senior Tory like Boris has enough clout to force them into submission.

I don't think that the Tories will end up adopting the proposals - as you said, they're all too arrogant, too narcissistic to move past petty short-term manoeuvring, and too set in their ways. But, if these proposals were somehow put into place, things would gradually start to change for the better.
You'd need to change a lot of other things too (get rid of all the smarmy Oxbridge twats who seem to run CCHQ for example), but it would be a great start.

>>129583695
This is why the STV is needed. No sitting MP should have less than 50%+1 of the vote.

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So when will we adopt the Euro, lads? I'm thinking within the next decade.

>>129583695
>implying (((Zac Goldsmith))) didn't call in some favours
Have you seen that SNP faggot that won by 2 votes? It's bad enough that he's SNP, but he's such an arrogant little shit

>>129580824
is it true Jap girls love the big white cock?

asking for a friend

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>>129583695
>can't even beat a brexiter in one of the most pro-remain seats
The absolute STATE of this troll

So is Brexit happening or not?

>>129583552
>Laughing at the crushed hopes of the Lib Dems means that you support Zac Goldsmith

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>>129583003
isobels expression during owens monologue
desu tories should just wait it out until brexit then go for another election in 2019 at the earliest, with a new leader. too risky to do another election so soon with corbyn having some momentum. im happy to see how things go with the DUP. as long as the tories 1) sort out a proper brexit 2) reduce income tax thresholds as promised and 3) be extremely careful with anything regarding cracking down on encyrption etc then i'll be happy for the next couple of years. Brexit is so vital.

Having said that, Boris could easily make a leadership bid and as Tory leader with a decent manifesto and campaign could actually get the landslide that May should have got.

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>>129583227
>>129583750
>>boards.4chan.org/fit/

>>129582679
NOOOO. STOP WITH THE FUCKING ELECTIONS.

Can't wait until Trump visits :-D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bADdJuN-4Ag

>>129583853
Yes, Ignore the media faggots articles desperately trying to stop it

>>129583853
We're planning on fucking up elections until everybody forgets we're supposed to be leaving.

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>>129583853

>>129583760
I do think that other anon's post is the reality. Unfortunately. Though I think another election will just see another hung parliament.

LAB can only realistically form a government if they involve LIB and SNP and that will be even more of a shitshow than what we have now

I've actually just remembered I've got the BBC House of Cards boxset, going to watch it this afternoon as its raining.

>>129583853
Depends on what flavour you're talking about. A vanilla Brexit, chocolate chip Brexit, soft Brexit, wholemeal Brexit, hard Brexit?

We need more information!

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>>129583853
Nope.

>tfw South African poster won in the end

Why are your conservatives evil authoritarians while your labor party looks more like libertarians than the US Libertarian Party?

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WHY DO THEY KEEP ACTING LIKE THEY WON? ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihv8Bafix4Q

>>129583952
They literally can't cancel it. At best they can simply 'leave' the EU but stay in every single other trans-national agreement.

>>129584022
>while your labor party looks more like libertarians

In what way are they libertarians!??

>>129583552
>>129583873
>supports brexit
>hates pakis
>opposes ((big business)) and the ((third runway))
Frank Zacharias Robin Goldsmith is /ourguy/ tbqh

>>129584024
I disliked the video before it even started

>>129584024
Yes. Yes they are.

>>129584080
Well for one they aren't calling to crack down on porn or restrict civil liberties like the Conservatives did.

>>129584024
>ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED???
Well this guy clearly is

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>>129584024
>Are people who voted for Dianne Abbott as Home Secretary fucking retarded?

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>>129584024

>>129582942
>>Gove is back and in charge of something again
>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Gove is back and someone is going to die.

>>129583156
>and maybe gain approval points with the electorate
points with voters dont count for shit in a HoC vote.

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What are even the benefits of Brexit for most people? All that's going to happen is higher prices for everyone, and everyone losing the freedom to freely move around 31 other EEA countries.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497165862709.webm

very tempting lads

>>129583788
My personal preference is the Canadian conservative party leadership election.

$5000 deposit, takes place over 12 months, any canadian citizen (even if they're not an MP) can run, AV electoral system, every conservative member can vote

But the Bow Group's recommendations and my personal preference will never happen. Everything's too entrenched and they have no incentive to allow members more say, how does it benefit those who already have party/political jobs? In many respects it's good for them that members have no say, it means the tories can craft their policies according to how the general public will view it and wide public popularity, instead of things being chosen by political obsessives who tend to be more ideological.

The idea of reversing centralisation makes no sense, members are irrelevant in modern political parties. What matters is media management and, increasingly, internet and social media penetration.

Why did labour do so well this time? Because we didn't hear a fucking word from momentum mongs.

>>129584024

>voluntarily watching a mentally-ill man talk shit for hours

>>129584080
>>129584138
This, primarily. Also I said "more like" which is easy because the US Libertarian Party is really just a liberal feeder and holds pretty much 0 truly libertarian views

>>129583873
>Not seeing that it was a straight 2 choice vote
>>129583850
The Milkman deliberately took resources away from Richmond to get Cable and Davey elected
>>129584084
>The STATE of you
Do you know anything about him? How can he oppose anything you can but in brackets when he is one of (((Them)))

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>>129584192
didn't work anon

>>129583657
They can't even tell you.
I doubt they know.

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>>129584024
>Lose by 60 seats
>Force Neo-Lib Conservatives into coalition with actual Conservatives
>We win

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>>129584180
Sovereignty, independence, self-government, and an opportunity to restore our national culture.

Sorry that you'll have to pay 4p more for a pint of milk and apply for a visa before going on your gap year, twat.

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>>129583952
Theresa May will give us a Brexit that remainers can be proud of.

>>129584244

I only like it when woes does it

>>129584138
That doesn't inherently make them libertarian, they're hardly for an extension of rights in that regard. It's also a party home to creeps like Yvette Cooper who are even worse than May on civil liberties. Plus they want to nationalise everything, stop making stupid analogies.

>>129583962

Well we're in a bit of a political stalemate if that happens I guess. May's decision to go to the country is just looking completely nonsensical with the benefit of hindsight.

>>129583058
No, just unpopular

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>>129583657
They can't even tell you.
I doubt they know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WTt14AAuyU

>>129584312
>Sovereignty, independence, self-government, and an opportunity to restore our national culture.

You know that none of these things will happen right?

Ruth Davidson has been seriously emboldened by this election. PM bid very soon.

>>129584178

And it seems that personal approval can simply evaporate very quickly.

how are the irish getting away with voting for the DUP while may gets all the flack for going into partnership with them?

>>129584350
Your govt is fucked, friend. May wants to censor Github and your best option is a fucking communist. Sort yourself out.

>>129584180
The benefit is we will no longer be bitches to Angolf Merkler and Junckbels and will have freedom to make our own trade agreements without having to follow their rules and contribute to the Fourth Reich.

>>129584180
FUCK
OFF
BACK
TO
REDDIT

>>129584446
Doesn't she need to have a Westminster seat?

>>129584271
Well if it's a straight 2 way vote, then please tell me exactly why you support the rabid Remoaner.

>>129584477
>Censorship or Communism
or
>Israels slave or Israels slave

>>129584466
>The Irish

>>129584192
w
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>>129584553
?

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When are we going to have a real Thatcherite in power?

>>129584610
Stupid leaf poster.

>>129584477
It's worse than that my clapping friend, the ones who want to censor github are in fact the best alternative to the communist. Hopefully the recent hung parliament will shake them up enough to sort their shit out, but I fear Bread and Circuses Anon was right and we're fucked either way.

>>129584570
what are you getting at?

The conservatives are shitting themselves because they know they're fucked and will be able to barely function as a party as a result of this election and Corbyns effort. They're also likely terrified of the very real possiblity that when they have to call another election to function, Corbyn is now in a position to win thanks to this election making a bunch of the nonsense about him being "unelectable" being clearly untrue, and they can hardly stick with the "terrorist sympathiser" line after they jump right in bed with a party know for being exactly that at the first chance they have.

The public have only gotten even more in favour of Corbyn judging by the few polls we've gotten afterwards.

Things are looking up.

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>>129584629
Hopefully never

>>129584553
Because your current political situation doesn't scream "(((They))) own our government!"

At least I can buy a butterknife without a permit

>>129584385

She's been drunk since election night. She's going to have one hell of a hangover.

>>129584444
>Brexit won't happen because numale students and globalist MPs are going to sabotage it
>Therefore wanting Brexit to happen in the first place is stupid

Do you know what it means to have ideals and principles?

>>129584547
>A Remoaning meme
>Or a dirty (((Rothschild))) kike
Stop defending kikes and fuck off

>>129584726
>t. "I've got nothing to hide anyway" guy

>>129584728
The reason we have these threads is to get away from retarded Americans

>>129582633

No. The majority of Labour party members (not MPs) think "he won). They will not remove him or any of his batshit policies for at least another cycle. Both he and the shadow chancellor are stuck now having to attend rallies and do speeches until the lose next time.

This is like the Zinoviev letter again.

"argues that the most important impact was on the psychology of Labourites, who for years afterward blamed their defeat on foul play, thereby misunderstanding the political forces at work and postponing necessary reforms in the Labour Party.[3]"

>>129584728
>Electoral college
>Thinks he is free

>>129584710
The DUP aren't terrorists.

>>129584817
>hating Are Zac when he's one of the better Tory MPs
>being a literal antisemite

>>129584797
>ideals and principles
Don't pay the bills desu senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV76RsmUag8

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>>129584797
>Knows it won't be a success
>Still LARPing along as if it will
>Muh doomed ideas and principles

Literally what's the point of you?

>>129584831
>The reason we have these threads is to get away from retarded Americans

On /pol/.

(you) seem to misunderstand who is being retarded here.

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>>129584859

>Theresa May was in tears after the election

HAHA HAHA holy fuck, that thought will keep a smile on my face for months to come

>>129584710
>they have to call another election to function

t. I don't understand how elections are called but I have lots of opinions about it anyway

>>129585048
Go to Reddit.
You will enjoy it more there.

>>129584839
he did win in a sense in multiple ways just the whole thing. vastly overachieves, he knew he was never going to win the outright election. weakens tory government to point of almost self implosion and sets himself up for the next election where he will most likely walk it. think that counts as a win

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>>129583850

Why do I have such a strong urge to shag her, what the fuck is wrong with me lads

@129584952
(you)

The Tories have committed political suicide. Working with the DUP will push conservative moderates further left. May is a joke.

>>129584180

My other half is Australian and travels freely around Europe.

>>129584972
Being a net contributor to the EU (and having a trade deficit with them) doesn't pay the bills either.

>>129582295
She's wearing that all iron maester's chain from ASoIaF

>>129584999
Yes, on pol. Go start a Donald Trump Twitter feud thread and leave us be

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*sprints gallantly towards parliament*

OUT OF MY WAY MS. MAY! FOR I HAVE A COUNTRY TO SAVE!

>>129585122
That could very well be her O face.

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>>129585047

>>129584446
only by unwritten constitutional convention.
as long as your party has a majority of the Commons, any party member can technically be elected leader of the party and therefore become the Prime Minister.

>>129583850
Someone post the Japanese sniper pic, I can't find it on my HDD

>>129585238
meant for
>>129584536

>>129584355
I agree that a stalemate looks most likely. I have no idea how we get out of this. The SNP need to fall apart I suppose, but even then I don't see LAB getting a majority.

Fucking FPTP is bullshit.

>>129585107
If we beat them, they win.
>t. Labourcuck

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>>129585069

>>129585069

Early new thread, please bump desu

>>129585168
>Trust me goy, Brexit will make you super rich and powerful again.

I won't hold my breath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV76RsmUag8

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>Queens Speech Delayed
>DUP still no deal
>Brexit delayed/hold

>>129585314
i voted conservative lad nice try though

>>129585101
>t. conservacuck

>>129585219

Nuclear annihilation of USA when?

>>129585219
Fucking disgusting. Being imprisoned and forced to let (((them))) cut off a part of your child's cock.

What a world.

>>129585349
nys

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>>129585245

>>129583570
I think this is the case also.

Want to delete Normiebook and Instagoy but I have a really interesting life

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>>129585349

>>129584839
This. The fact is Corbychev has offered everything he has to offer (and also a whole bunch of other stuff he doesn't have but offered anyway) and still lost to the Tories' worst leader and worst manifesto. The Tories are completely shaken up by what's happened, they've already got the sacrificial May prepared and they'll burn her when the time comes, then if they're smart they'll restructure, reorganise, refocus, and by the next election they'll be ready. Labour has to seriously think about doing the same, not getting rid of Corbyn but still switching their game up (shit like Abbott HomeSec won't fly twice), and I don't think they will. I don't think Corbyn will even let them.

>>129583156
>declining an alliance with the DUP
You don't understand what's happening. The party with the most seats is allowed to attempt to form a government in order to have their guy or gal as PM. The DUP negotiation is an attempt at forming a government. Nobody else wants anything to do with the Tories, and it's usual for the Tories to approach the DUP for support because they're almost the same party.

Even if May hadn't approached the DUP and the DUP had approached her, her declining to work with them would have meant the Tories giving up on forming a government and Labour as the next largest party being asked to form one. It's not likely, but there'd be some risk of Corbyn becoming PM if Labour gained support of some Tory MPs (although probably more likely than you'd think). This would obviously wreck May's shit totally. The other route would be another general election eventually being called which obviously would still be bad for them.

What's really funny is a lot of this shit wouldn't be so much of a problem for the Tories had they not fucked about with the parliamentary process prior to May under Cameron. They are very much producing the rope to hang themselves.

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>>129585219

>>129585349
we've got another 150 posts wtf

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>>129584987
Are you unironically suggesting that the easiest route is inherently the best route?

Yes, it would be easier to never aspire to be anything, to just lie down in filth and wallow in globalism. That doesn't mean that it's the right thing to do, you utter moron.

I've never seen such a pathetic servile attitude.

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>>129585450
Ta

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>>129583005

>>129582859
How else is he able to become a fearsome wizard?

>>129585349
kill yourself

>>129585513
UK doesn't do minority governments?

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>>129585351
>If we spend more money than we make, we become richer

>>129585162
You make it appear as if the DUP are going to be authoring legislation. It is going to be confidence and supply; the Conservatives will be the ones drafting and presenting bills to the house. The DUP will only be lending their support (which they have nearly always none anyway, and only turn up for votes that relate to NI). People are acting like the DUP are going to insist that May embark on a socially conservative agenda in return for votes. This Government is not able to embark upon any controversial legislation, they will essentially stick to the bare minimum that can get the support of all Conservative MPs. The Conservative back benchers will be Mays puppets not the DUP, the DUPs support will be predictable and bought.

Got a shit tier degree and grad schemes are looking bleak lads, shall I apply to be an army officer?

Vellom.


They're waiting for the ink to dry..

>>129584466
There are more parties in the Norn elections. Because SF has gained so much popularity in recent years, many of the other Unionist parties had their MPs stand down to ensure a DUP win in more seats by splitting the vote less. In other words the DUP is in a very weak position themselves, their 2 seat gain is more about this tactical shit than anything.

>>129585162
the DUP will have no power. remember lib dems

>>129585122
Someone did she's got 2 kids, don't beat yourself up lad, most of us have strong urges to fuck the shit out goofy liberals.

>>129585813
nani?

>>129585722
We do if necessary but it won't happen. We're more likely to have constant elections than try that, especially with Brexit.

>>129585807
What degree? If you're smart I'd recommend RAF over the Army.

In happier news, looks like the Guardian is in a death spiral now:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/guardian-tabloid-format-outsource-printing-trinity-mirror-report-a7785191.html

>>129585807
Yeah, fuck it, may as well

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>>129585727
Are we still front of the queue to make an excellent deal with the US?

So glad Brexit is going just as planned.

>>129583683
Actually British immigrants don't sound half bad.

>>129585785
>puppets
Puppeteers* I mean't.

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>>129582780
>>129582693

>>129585522
This is why I'm having foreskin restoration surgery.

>>129583136
>that blue comeback in scotland in 2017

based porridge niggers

>>129584312
>an opportunity to restore our national culture.
British people have no culture
>Muh tea!
lol

>>129585722
The Tory/DUP informal alliance is an attempt at a minority government.

The key are confidence votes, these used to be connected to national issues but Cameron changed this to something more like the more usual no confidence vote system. If they can ensure winning confodence votes they have a government.

>>129585807
Do it. Got my degree three years ago and wish I had.

>>129586074
Merely touching the sensitive head can feel better than orgasm for me. Your keratinized sausage can't feel anything and it never will

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>>129583258
>70% of Brit/pol/ posters want to see the Tories in power
>but only 12% of Brit/pol/ posters want to see Theresa May at the helm

Interesting.

>>129584915
*anymore

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>>129582780
She looks like Planet of the Apes

>>129586097
its only because labour didnt really try in scotland

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>>129586220

Because we want Graham Brady.

>>129586074
Make sure you find a good Jewish doctor.

>>129586274
The thing about jokes is that they don't get any funnier when you repeat them
Someone should tell this Buckethead guy that

>>129586240
Name me a terrorist incident perpetrated by the DUP.

>>129586195
Same for me since mine wasn't cut that far, But i'm still restoring nonetheless. And i'm not letting my children get cut either.

What are your best individual results for this election?

Vince Cable: can actually talk about economics

Angus Robertson, Alex Salmond, Tasmina Ahmed-Sheik and that muppet that always appears on question time: good riddance

Phillip Davies: the Women's Equality Party lost her deposit in his seat and he managed to hang on

Ben Gummer: good riddance you smug twat

>>129586333
Bloody Sunday

>>129586312
I'm getting it done in the black market, not risking some kike doctor to fucking lie to me. They can suck bibi's cock in hell.

I know you're joking but still

>>129586407
lmao

>>129585860
Yes it's sort of like if the Lib Dems had control over a country of the United Kingdom, a massive amount of control over the future of the United Kingdom and its only land border, paramilitary backing and incredibly hard policies that have no fit to the rest of the country whatsoever.

>>129586407
Jaysis, you are fucking retarded

>According to @LordAshcroft poll 35-44s voted LAB 50%-CON 30%. That’s not kids, thats mortgages, car-owning, kids at school, mid-career.

Fuck...

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>On Sunday, a Libyan coastguard official said he had evidence that aid agencies were financing African migrants who cannot afford to pay traffickers.

>The operations took place amid a brewing conflict between the Libyan Navy and various NGOs. On Sunday, the Navy announced it had driven a number of NGO vessels out of Libya’s territorial waters and Admiral Ayob Amr Ghasem denounced the behavior of certain humanitarian organizations, which he accused of lying in wait for the migrant boats to arrive, perhaps because they had been informed by human traffickers of their arrival.

>The Colonel said that despite the immense number of migrant deaths in the Mediterranean, humanitarian agencies continued to encourage migrants to make the perilous voyage. He also said he had delivered evidence of collusion between charities and traffickers to EU border security officials in Brussels.

>“The non-governmental organisations are adding to the crisis by actively encouraging increasing numbers of migrants,” Shanboor said. “Now we have the evidence they are in cahoots with the smugglers. We have evidence the smugglers call the NGOs directly and there are business deals between them.”

How long until Libya starts firing on (((NGO))) boats violating their territorial waters

>>129586497
I like this version.

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>WN didn't turn up to the City Arms
What a shock.

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>>129586343
He lost.
Again.

>>129586448
;-)

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>>129586330
left wing autistic memes.

>>129586130
lmao RIP

>>129586242
She looks like a really ugly version of Joanne Lees

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STRONK AND STABLERER.

DUP majority goverment when?

>>129586497
its always nice to believe there is someone behind everything, it make us feel more human. but really we're just chaotic and incompetent and we like killing people that aren't like us

>>129586543
Never cos Libya is now Jew controlled

>>129586531
They were all ready to vote Conservative until Sharia May came out with the inheritance thing.

Every group of people in this country wants free shit and the sooner we admit that's all democratic politics is, the better. There is absolutely no reason those people should vote Corbyn, or anyone else for that matter, other than he offered them more for nothing.

>>129586499
How am I retarded? Rev. Ian Pailsley literally machine gunned 400 children, personally, m'kay. They are a Christian fundamentalists terrorist organization and they Tories who have sold their soul to them are finished, m'kay. Vote Labour in September

>>129586673
Libya is barley even a country anymore, It's literally Afghanistan-tier and will never be restored. Thanks to our Kike controlled government along with France's help. Gaddafi was the only hope in that nigger filled continent.

>>129586689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwgJidatmH8

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>>129586689

This is why the Conservatives need a leader on the right who can sell a low tax small state to the public.

>>129586769
I've heard people say the same type of thing in complete seriousness, the unionists in northern Ireland have been shat upon heavily by media.

>>129586220
I reckon May until brexit over then new leader.
Best chance of leaving single market, no other potential PM would push for leaving single market

>>129586890
he looks like a Madame Tussaud's waxwork of Hugh Grant made entirely of spare parts and left out in the sun

>>129586770

going in Libya was a bad idea , but Gaddafi was kind of bad.. (unlike Saddam)

>>129586643
If they stood in rUK I'd unironically vote for them

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>>129586975

You fucking what m8, i'l knock you out cunt

>>129586769
>literally machine gunned 400 children

Wins my vote.
So long as they were only Catholic children, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgdP5U28jHc

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>>129586643
> DUP make Britain great again
> everyone loves them
> they run in GB
>they win 643 seats
>sinn fein still get 7

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>>129586343

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Do you think the German who always make threads about Brexit is a paid shill?

just signed up for a 12 week princes trust course with 11 others that will take me away from home to do archery and shit for a week

>>129587198
I think you're a shill for my heart.

>>129586097
>tfw Scotland and Northern Ireland needed to teamup to stop England from becoming a communist state

>>129587198
>paid
janitor.jpg

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>LORD BUCKETHEAD ARRIVES

>>129587222
>to do archery and shit for a week
Great practice for the medieval style battles in our streets that the government seems hell-bent on making happen in the 20 years.

>>129587358
Would gladly participate

>>129586497
>>129586569
>>129586662
>it's just a mere coincidence that George Soros bankrolls dozens of groups around the world with the express purpose of destabilising countries with Colour Revolutions
>it's just a mere accident that George Soros "broke the Bank of England" in 1992
>it's just a mere coincidence that George Soros uses his massive financial clout to promote open borders and weaker nations
>even if George Soros is an avowed globalist, there's no proven link between George Soros' dirty deeds and globalism

>>129587407
I've already got the sword and shield, ready any time.

>>129587222
Get a good grip on the end of the shaft. Breathe out slowly then hold your breath (out) before you release.

>>129586343
>Ben Gummer: good riddance you smug twat
Gummer is (was) my MP. Smug twat doesn't go far enough.

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>>129587263

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Designated Leftist, if you are reading this please let us know you're okay.

>>129587407
as long as im fighting next to lindybiege

>>129587198
No I don't think he is paid. Just highly motivated and effective. He seems to be able to grow 1PBTID threads with great ease.

>>129587482
Is it like wanking?

>>129582475
lel

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>>129586605

>>129582780
>tfw beaten by a literal Jew

>>129587526
Hi. Designated Leftist's mum here. Unfortunately he has jumped out the loft with my washing line round his neck. He won't be posting here anymore. Funeral is Tuesday if anyone cares.

>>129587198
Paid to get you all fired up.
Maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvRn76Fqyzc

>>129586581
Thought it was on the 16th?

>>129587784
Open casket?

>>129587526
>but why did he do it?

>>129587784
I'm legitimately worried about him though :(

>>129587877
12th, my Dads birthday is on the 12th.

>>129587707
i dont get it
who is urleen

>>129587977
I'm hoping he didn't, but suicide is the biggest killer of men under 45 in the UK, which is fucking shocking.

>>129588001
Ohhhh so YOU'RE Grekel

>>129588018

Arlene Foster

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlene_Foster

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>>129587995
>He died hours before his dream of a Corbyn surge

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SAY IT WITH ME:

PRIME MINISTER JACOB REES MOGG

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>>129587526
Is this him?

>>129587707
>>129588018
>>129588096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q