Brit/pol/ - Strong and Stable Edition

>>129574215
THE DOG IS ENOCH

How long do you lads reckon it'll be before paramilitaries are marching on British streets again?

>>129574277
2070.

Does the Farage peership have any meat to it or was it just more bollocks from twitter journalists?

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>>129574086

>Marxist, pacifist, Republican, Atheist
>quite literally bordering on traitor
>"In the national interest"

>princes trust phone me for an interview
>it's 5 minutes walk from where I live
Fucking based

>>129574412
Fuck off Tory shill. Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott were instrumental in delivering peace to Northern Ireland.

>>129574456
Whats the work?

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>>129574485

>"Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott were instrumental in delivering peace to Northern Ireland"
>that flag

Cheeky cunt.

>>129574375
Peerage has been bandied about in tory circles for a long time, it's seen as a possible course of action to prevent UKIP clawing their way back into the mainstream

Pulling him into Brexit negotiations seems to be twitter journalists quoting an (((unnamed source))) 'close to the DUP'

>>129574524
Not sure, it's just to see what I want to do

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>>129574456
Fair play. They let my autistic cousin meet Tim Peake.

who works from home here?

>>129574538
Corbyn set up peace in N.I, Good Friday Agreement because he talked to Sinn Fein.

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>All Blairites need to pay fealty or be put to the sword

What did he mean by this?

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>After 1 month of interview scheduling and preparation got the generic "We're not interested" email this morning

Been trying for 6 months not to be a NEET reject but holy fuck my motivation is crushed at the moment.

where does the right go from here?

can't support the Tories
can't let the leftists win

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>>129574697

Implications lad.

>>129574375

It would sink like a fucking lead brick with the public, and be entirely a political move to destroy the UKIP vote and get the ARE NIGE memers into the fold.

Despite what /pol/ would have you believe, the vast majority of the British public consider him a grasping, work-shy, treacherous little toad of a man.

>Barry Gardiner on DP again

Does this cunt ever go home?

>>129574744
What sort of work do you want and do you have any qualifications?

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>>129574086
why is may on that internet shit, is she controlled opposition?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

>>129574744
Aye, got rejected for a shitty job and seriously considered necking myself, and would've if funerals weren't so expensive. Only thing I can say is to keep yourself busy somehow and distract yourself from existence. I started exercising again and am just going join the Army.

>>129574858
I don't mind it, seeing the faggot get flustered every time provides an endless stream of hilarity.

>>129574456
Shortly after I left school those fuckers dragged me to Cardiff for an 'interview day' on the premise it would lead to a temporary job at M&S in my town. Turns out it was for a 'retail apprenticeship' for six months at below minimum wage with a 45 minute commute and the 'possibility' of a job at the end of it. I don't know what kind of moron would fall for that.

I've been through 3 actually decent jobs and a degree since then and I still get emails from them offering me TRAINING AND EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES. Cunts.

>>129574826

I suspect those young Labour voters won't bother voting next time, seeing that they lost the last GE and Brexit.

>>129574697
I know you're baiting Bruce but take a moment to spare a thought for the complete mongs who actually believe this

>>129574744
Lmao I quit my (professional) job 1.5 weeks ago and have an interview tomorrow

>>129574838
>Despite what /pol/ would have you believe, the vast majority of the British public consider him a grasping, work-shy, treacherous little toad of a man.

source: my arse

Yet as UKIP leader he consistently had the highest net approval rating of any party leader.

>>129574744

Up your skills lad.

Lots of free training courses about.

>>129574965
This place is full of retards that are "joining the army", if even half of you make the incredibly low standards, it's going to be fucking hilarious when you bellends realise how shit it is.

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>>129574826
>where does the right go from here?

The Green Party. See >>>previous

We make the Green Party druid again.

>>129574838
>Despite what /pol/ would have you believe, the vast majority of the British public consider him a grasping, work-shy, treacherous little toad of a man.

Top tier OC bait m8

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>Queens speech delayed

JUST

>>129575223
I know how shit it is, but I'm not smart enough to go to uni and go forward in life with the job I want, so why not join? Better than stacking shelves for the rest of my life.

Oh look, the Momentum shills are back.

>>129575223

I've always wanted to be a soldier since I was a child. I fully buy into the myth desu, you have to or else you'll go mad.

But I understand how God awful peacetime military is. I can't imagine any alternatives.

>>129575305

Its so the Queen can go to Ascot.

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>>129574744

Take a shit bar job or a retail job or even McDonalds until something comes along.

The worst thing you can do is let the 'NEET' time get away from you as it fucks you for BOTH the shit jobs and the 'proper' jobs if that gap gets too large; HR look at it and think 'this lad might be mental or he shits himself or something'. Get yourself something non-glamorous - even if it's part time - that gets you out of the house. It's easier to get a job when you have a job.

>>129575319

>Better than stacking shelves for the rest of my life

If you spend that much time in retail and never move up the chain you must be incredibly fucking stupid.

Get off your hole and do some training courses.

>>129575319
Why the army though? The Navy is where the best kit is, best apprenticeships, you get a nice suit for shore leave and travel around banging various suit-loving whores.

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http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/britcoin/#charts

BRIT on the rise lads

>>129575328
this. brit/pol/ is compromised

>>129575480

Plus the Navy is hilariously under-staffed.

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I guess Germany just wasn't ready for a female Prime Minister

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>>129575511

>Britcoin

What's this?

why isn't everyone itt at work today?

>>129575432
>Get off your hole and do some training courses.
Nah, would rather try get a part time job while I get fit enough to apply.

>>129575480
Still haven't decided 100% yet, but Army Air Corps is the most appealing to me, if I can get there.
Did hear they were offering £5,000 to join as a submariner so who knows, maybe I'll give that a look.

>>129575319
>stacking Lidl shelves with skimmed milk for the rest of your life
>stacking G10 shelves with cam net's, being then told to unroll them for no reason, then being told to roll them up again and then restacking the G10 shelves again then losing your weekend to paint kerbstones regimental colours because some full screw overheard someone in your vicinity saying that this is all a bit shit then signing off and then realising that despite your numerous trade qualifications you're utterly unemployable so you end up applying for a job stacking shelves in Lidl but you're not a paki so you don't even get a reply and you end up as NEET.

Labour are being highly critical of the DUP in part to lessen the impact of Corbyn's links to the IRA next time around. It's quite brilliant.

>>129575549

What did you mean by this?

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>>129575665

Waiting to hear back from a uni for postgrad.

Tomorrow is five weeks since the application went through. I'm bouncing off the walls.

>>129575665
NEETs and phoneposters most likely

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What was the number in March?
or February?

Caroline Lucas very butthurt on Sky News about Grove being moved to Defra.

>>129575747
>projecting this hard

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>>129575783

>>129575665
i work from home, don't earn much but im not doing some mcjob

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>>129575788
>postgrad

Nice. Give ez a job when you're up and sorted?

>>129575665

/pol/ is mostly NEETs and students. The few of us with jobs can't provide the furious MUMMY spam and frogposting while checking our phones in the work toilet.

>>129575838
No shit. But you faggots still suck the cock of whatever AFCO bellend who's blethering absolute bollocks to you.

>>129575788

What are you doing for Post-Grad lad?

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Lads, the ARYANDIED has been postpone AGAIN till 2024

TATA Blood Works is buying all of our Refineries up and substituting ARYAN with EIREYAN blood to reduce costs.

Corbyn wants our refinery ships taken away and the Blood Allowance banned.

ARYANS are granted increased rights to the point they are roaming our streets with impunity.

The Blood Constabulary is ridiculously underfunded, there are ARYANS posting on here right now who are unlikely to get a visit from them due them being so underfunded.

What do we do? Are we in the end of times?

>>129575328

40% of the population voted Corbyn lad, it's clearly just proportional to those who post here

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>>129575655

Decentralized peer-to-peer digital currency for the UK. Basically the free market solution to the Bank of England.

Price is cheap as chips right now, since no one knows about it yet.

>>129575892

Thanks lad - just curious as to why they'd still be here after the GE.

>>129575578

Noone ever is.

Women need to btfo.
Those retaded childen are a disease to everyone in politics n economy n work n universities n ....

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"I said: 'That’s great Craig, I’m more than happy, as you know I always love a fight but are you absolutely sure you want two short-haired, flat shoes, shovel-faced lesbians with northern accents. This is a whole UK-wide debate and that’s narrow casting'.- Are Ruth

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>>129575979

>Basically the free market solution to the Bank of England
>cucking the central bank

Quintessentially British

>>129575665

Work from home.

>>129576037
>need to btfo
>retaded childen
>n
yeah I'm sure they are the problem, little buddy

>>129575952
It's more like 20% you lying shill

>>129576007
They think they can still win lol, just like Clinton did.

>>129575923
Look mate, I am aware of how shit it will be, but I find it better to try push forward with a goal like this in mind than sit around leeching of the state for the forseeable future or worse yet necking myself and costing my family 1000s of £. I am too fucking stupid to do anything with any real substance.
I don't know why you're trying to make an anonymous cunt on the internet feel bad for having some drive and motivation towards something.

>>129575979
Humm... tempted. The amount of houses getting built not copled with the baby boomers dying off on mass by 2030 is going to lead to a sterling crisis as everyones wealth is stored in property and it won't be worth jackshit.

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I just realized something.

In America we have all these high paying job opportunities while people in Britain barely have enough to have meat last them until the end of the month.

You know why this is? Diversity.

Americans take in the best and brightest from all over the world and they develop technologies which provide jobs to others.

So if Brits are all complaining about not being able to find work, I think the best solution would be for Britain to take in as many migrants as possible and hope that there are engineers in that group which can develop technologies and give you Brits new jobs.

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>>129575934

Applied maths (hopefully).

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>>129576070

>mfw Runescape was the best free market economics lesson I've ever had

>>129575952
>UK population 65 million
> <13 million voted for corbyn
>this is 40% of the population
maths lad.

>>129575665
Quit my job two weeks ago..interview tomorrow

>going army over navy

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

>>129575665
Student with no job, which is good as well seeing as I have quite a few packages on the way.

>>129576072
>>129576191

This.

You can get a nice chunk of the supply for fuck all right now, then when the next financial crash happens people will flood to digital currencies. That's my expectation anyways.

>>129575578
jewish fear

>>129574744
Fuck it lad, embrace the NEET. Become an mmo champion. Get a bacci round on the go. The world is your oyster.

>>129576263
>in Europe
>Turkey
jej

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>>129576263

truly a game for all of the political spectrum

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>>129574838

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>>129576037

We must replace all women with super intelligent AI.

>>129576141

Kek - seems to be a lefty speciality.

what the fuck does it matter.
Theres still no coalition in the dutch government either.
And life's absolutely the same.

Some bint on Sky News saying we can't have a coalition with the DUP because it will bring back the Troubles and is unconstitutional.

>>129576151

Give it a go Anon (army) - nothing ventured nothing gained. It always looks good on the cv, and it might open up other doors for you in the future. Godspeed lad.

>>129576609
the irish taoiseach is a gay indian

>>129576609

There isn't a coalition.

These people need to fuck off.

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>>129576565

You have PR so there's not two opposing parties taking up 90% of seats.

>>129576692

The Labour wonks are spinning and shilling for their life, they still think they can get Jezza into No 10.

Looks like Brexit is cancelled as well now thanks to Ruth.

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>>129576609

>>129576609
>because it will bring back the Troubles
Is there any way for the people of Ireland to arm themselves anymore?

>>129576642
Ta lad

>>129576692

Tell that to Sinn Fein

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp8PmgPW_AI

>>129575788
Which uni? I'm waiting for an offer for my postgrad as well (ignore the flag, on holiday)

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>>129576968

Sein Fein are irrelevant. They can't even win a majority in the Irish Recucklic.

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>>129577077

>ignore the flag, on holiday

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How long has she realistically got, 2-3 weeks?

I wish he had a meme prime minister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nekPGQBvcgQ

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>>129577210

5 Years.

So who won the election?

Survation retard was right

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>>129577210

6 hours.

>>129577298

Conservatives.

>>129577229
Boris is coming soon, be patient

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>>129577210
Not even the end of the week once the terms of the DUP alliance are made public.

>>129576037
>>129576414
>t. obese manlets

>>129577355
Well, both sides were pretty shit.

>'He was a sad, pathetic man not worthy of anyone's time': Widower of murdered MP Jo Cox blasts wife's killer and reveals the terror of her death
>In an upcoming memoir seen by the Mirror ... he added: 'Almost a year has passed since Jo’s death. I still feel like a walking wound.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4591408/Widower-murdered-MP-Jo-Cox.html

>upcoming memoir
>'walking wound'?

>>129577298
Everyone lost, but the tories lost the least and will therefore form the next government

>>129577298

Conservatives had the most seats, but cannot form a government without the assistance of the Democratic Unionist Party of Northern Ireland due to not having over half the seats.

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>>129577490

Thankfully he moved on so quickly after her death.

>>129577298
Tories lost seats, but they increased their number of votes and their % of the vote from last election, as well as having more seats than every left-wing party combined.

It was a victory, just not a very good one.

>>129576282
Can't swim.

>>129577807
Hello my melanin-enabled friend

>>129577268
this.

>>129575665
Railway shift work, mostly nights, company I'm with lost a contract so shit's been slower than ever.

>>129575893
What is it you do m8?

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>>129576282

>men and women serving on the same ships for months at a time

The absolute state of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.

>>129575665

I work evenings.

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>>129577922
Much better in the olden days

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Corbyn is a populist,not Right wing but still a populist. Teresa May is a Zionist shill working for the (((City of London Bankers)))

She is not married or have children.I think the choice is obvious

>>129577324
What he say?

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>>129577994

>>129577922

One of the head boys at my old school came back to give us a talk on the Royal Navy, he said when he was on HMS Illustrious they were catching people of all ranks shagging several times a day.

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M-morning lads

>>129577922

>woman gets pregnant and has to be airlifted out

>>129578077
Last Wednesday he predicted a hung parliament and everyone on DP and Brit/pol/ laughed at him

>>129578130
>tfw he's dead

>>129574838
>Despite what /pol/ would have you believe, the vast majority of the British public consider him a grasping, work-shy, treacherous little toad of a man.

top kek every single person i know thinks the opposite, nice shitpost though you uni echo chamber lefty fuck.

BREAKING

Rupert Murdoch ordered the appointment of Gove. Theresa May gave in because she was threatend with The Sun pulling support for her

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_593e6564e4b0c5a35ca0ffe8

>>129577860
I'm not black, I'm just not very good at swimming.

It doesn't actually sound too bad though:
https://www.navy-net.co.uk/community/threads/tips-and-advice-on-prnc-swimming-test.66596/

>>129578108

Can you blame them?

>>129574086

good day comrade

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>>129574086
https://vid.me/tkf4

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>>129578130
Afternoon

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>>129578245

>Implying Murdoch is the one pulling the strings

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>James O'Brien's Epic Analysis On How Britain Ended Up In Turmoil
http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/james-obrien-how-britain-ended-up-in-turmoil/

BRITKEKS BTFO

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>>129578187
To be fair I think most people were laughing at him spilling spaghetti all over the studio.

>>129578245
You are a colossal retard.

http://archive.is/KcWOC

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>>129578245
>huffpost

>>129574838
>the vast majority of the British public consider him a grasping, work-shy, treacherous little toad of a man
Your reddit is showing

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What are you most looking forward to when we get a genuine socialist government come 2022?

>tfw rent control

>>129575223
They need the discipline, anon - they need to be told when to get up, to have a wash and shave every day, what to wear, and what to do. They lack any kind of self-discipline, so this is the only answer for them, even if they end up literally shovelling shit at Catterick.

Tinder for quick fuck
No idea how for anything else

>>129578624

T H R E E D A Y W E E K

>>129578624

>invest in toilet paper and make a killing as soon the shortages start

can't wait senpai

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Only a matter of time.

>>129578384
Whining about how his kid's school won't get enough gibmedats.

Protestant schools in NI have been starved of finance for a long time.

>>129576921
If you join up, try and do something that will give you relevant skills.

Engineers taught me to be a spark and I came out after 8 years with enough saved for a house and to start my own business.

If you do become a submariner, you best understand it takes a special type of person for that. 12 hours on, 12 hours off for upto 6 months. If you get ill you have to grind through it. However they train you to fight fire very well, so you could join a fire service upon leaving. Thats a decent living.

All the infantry mongs are exactly that. If you can, join as an officer. RMA Sandhurst riot training is great fun, I get to go back and be a rioter. Wear a gum shield and have a tax paid rumble with some posh boys bricking it.

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>>129578624
Who gives a flying fuck about rent control when we'd have a republican, muslim-loving, coal-poking pacifist running the country into the ground?

>>129578624
Well, I for one look forward to the tossing of the tuitions.

And fuck yeah, get rid of the bedroom tax!

>>129575792
16-25 votes overwhelmingly labour, i'm ok with this.

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>>129578624
Seeing London get what it voted for, again, without rUK cutting the noose.

>>129575035
>they lost the last GE
lol. Why do Tory shills keep perpetuating this myth of Labour losing the election?

>>129578972
Because they were not the party that got the most seats?

>>129574277
You already have sharia patrols.

>>129578972
because labour lost the election

losing by less than expected is not a victory, the fact that it is being painted as one shows how small minded labour have become

>>129578972

>bug eater in charge of British politics

Fuck off m8

Going off seat numbers, How would Corbyn be able to form a government? He's saying he's reading to form it but I don't see how that is possible.

>>129578108
>HMS Illustrious
Cool name

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>>129578972
>failed to get into power
>"yes lads and fellow pakis, we won the election!"

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>>129575305
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...

>>129579170
If he gets enough 'Soft-Brexit' Tories and the majority of the minority parties to back him, he could form either a minority or even coalition government.

>election over
>terror attacks stop

Just a (((coincidence)))?

>>129579031
>>129579114
Literally all the things May wanted to achieve in this election was achieved by Corbyn instead. Make the opposing party leader weak, increase mandate etc etc. Now she has a government that is doomed to fail to negotiate a Brexit that Corbyn probably doesn't want to be in charge of anyway

The best you can say about Labour is that it didn't win. But it sure as hell didn't lose anything.

Still no agreement with the DUP, Queens speech delayed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40243782
Absolute state.

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>>129579304
>election was 4 days ago

Yeah mate the terror attacks must have stopped for good now, phew.

>>129579272
Burger, Tories can't just start backing Corbyn without major repercussions (including being fired by their own party and facing do-overs in their own constituency in which they probably wouldn't even be allowed to run anymore), don't be daft.

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>>129579184
>fight an election on tories' term to strength their mandate
>everyone shits on you 24/7 with your party telling you to resign
>poll indicates you would lose seats
>didn't and strength your mandate
>Now Tories want May to resign
>lose

>>129579381
Corbyn won the Labour party and the PR machine that goes with it. If Corbyn can get 40% with only Prescott, Owen Jones, Abbott and Momentum backing him, just wait until you see what the results are now that Alistair Campbell and the remaining Blairites are towing the party line.

Socialism has gained mainstream acceptance, and this is entirely down to Theresa May.

>>129579624
Don't need them to vote for Corbyn or even endorse him. All you need is for them to not support May.

>>129579381
"didnt win" is synonymous with losing you dipshit

>>129579666
You have a bizarre definition of victory. The tories won the election and May lost her gamble - Labour just lost.

So who do we support?

Corbyn is a leftist pro EU cuck and May is a kike seeking to destroy privacy

>>129579724
That would result in the exact same thing. Party members can push against what the party wants sometimes, they can protest against certain decisions and be uppity about shit, but actively sabotaging the party's only chance to keep hold of the power that's slipping through their fingers would be career-suicide.

The fact lefties are celebrating the election as a win shows the dire state of leftism.

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>>129579561
Queens speech was meant to be next monday.

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>>129579863
>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

>REMINDER TO JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>>129579863
Official Monster Raving Loony Party

>>129579863
Nige

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>>129579863
We support the Return of the King.

>>129579246
Bantz

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>>129579828
There's no such thing as 'losing' in lefty Britain - every kid wins a participation trophy at sports day, 'everyone is beautiful', complete fuckups and lazy cunts get to live on bennies and get the same money as a working man, etc.

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Nippon in 8 days lads

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THE


FACE


OF


FAILURE

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>>129579841
>The tories own the election
Except for the fact that they didn't. No one won a majority and the Tories had to go to a fucking no-name Paddy sectarian party to even have a chance at a majority.

>>129578108
imagine being the husband of a women on a royal navy ship.
JUST!

>>129580054
But why?

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>>129574838
>treacherous little toad of a man.

That's when I figured out you were a lurking BuzzFeed journo.

>>129574456
Look into Resurgo SPEAR if you actually want help getting jobs

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>>129580054

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>>129580063

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>>129580063
Paki confirmed. Fuck off back to your fleshlight gf.

>>129580054
Nice one, it'll be fucking sweltering though so take some good deodorant.

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>>129574086
Corbyn lost. No Coalition of Chaos for you. Commies BTFO.

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>>129580115
Serious answer or meme answer?

>>129579666
Anon, you seem to be making the common mistake of confusing Labour (a political organisation with 480,000+ members that has existed since the late 1800s) for Jeremy Corbyn (an individual politician who is the Labour party's current leader). Corbyn won in the sense that the election was a great boon to his career. Labour lost because the winner of the election is whoever gets the most seats. Stop being a personality cult nonce.

>>129580063
How have you been since quitting?

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>>129580063
>failure

>>129580259
Both

>>129578965
Labour is currently the anit jew party you stupid goy.

>>129580082
They did fucking shite, but they still won and are in power now. And the DUP really aren't a literal who desu.

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>>129576987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEpwXfyV188

There is no desire for extreme Brexit, maybe just go to Norway and see if you like it.

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>>129576905
This is what Brit/pol/ has become, lefty idiots who share "the guardian". kys

>>129580063
How does it feel knowing she will halt your BENNIES?

>>129580063
Tick tock, bitch.

>>129580311
~adventure~~#traveller#backbacker#seetheworld

I do Japanese at uni and it would be great practice and research before the next year starts

>>129580301
>lost 28 seats
>lost Canterbury


Look at him, look at him and laugh.

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>>129580438
5 more years!

>>129580301
>>129580358
>queen's speech delayed
she's fucking finished

you underage mummyfags are so pathetics

>>129580474
>months

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>>129580339
Purely on the grounds that it's packed to the rafters with pakis and as a result takes a hard pro-Palestinian stance.

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>>129580521

She may, but Graham Brady has only just started.

>>129580289
Good, blackpilled in a healthy sense now instead of reeing monstrously at everything unconservative that happens like there's still a teeny tiny chance that things could turn around. The Comedianposter (Eddie now? Or maybe he just copied him) was right. If you can't find it hilarious that oldschool socialism will be what kills Blairism rather than conservatism then you have no sense of humour

You're too good for this place as well

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>>129580465
>Canterbury swung by 182 votes
>I could have helped
>drew a BUF Lightening bolt on my ballot instead

Feels good

>>129580589
>implying ((they)) will let a brexiter become PM

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>>129580474

>>129580521
>talking about the tories
>you suddenly change pronouns to 'she'
I hate mummy with a fucking passion, but the tories won - obviously. May lost on a personal level, but that doesn't mean the party lost. You personality cultists need to get a fucking grip.

>>129580521

>>queen's speech delayed

COMRADE CORBYN

>>129580521
What are you doing here, comrade? Are there not enough left-wing sites on the internet? Why do you have to infect 4chan?

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>>129580591
>Tfw YMCA tries to be taken seriously making a political post

>>129580441
How long for? Been backpacking here since April the 7th. Can't decide if I want to go to South Korea next or back to Taiwan/Hong Kong for thebend of my trip.

Our future PM was on Sky News this morning.

https://twitter.com/BrexitCentral/status/874207733905543169

>>129580591
I'm going to bum you in the pub on Saturday

>>129580776
What are you doing here? Are there not enough right-wing sites on the internet? Why do you have to infect 4chan?

>>129579561
"Arlene---"

"Tess, cut the shite. You've been bankrolling Sinn Féin this whole time. Gerry Adams is MI6. You killed my fucking father. Give me one reason I should support you and your Muslim friends."

"...what?"

"Fine. Ulstermen and Ulsterwomen have always had to do everything when it came to preserving the union. Good Friday is dead. Cut the Shinners loose, allow loyal Ulstermen to re-arm and give me a free hand to enforce British law in Northern Ireland and break the back of the IRA. Gerry Adams hangs or England gets a communist government. Choice is yours."

>>129580824
Nice. You could do South Korea but you might need more time I guess than just thebend, so Hong Kong? I'd love to visit there.

I'm going for 2 weeks. On my own so nervous as fuck.

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>>129580397

>article written by the guy who was the chief negotiator in Northern Ireland for ten years
>NO THIS IS FAKE NEWS BECAUSE

You fucking mongo, Kraut.

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no doubt they'll try this here in UK

http://www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finland-news/domestic/14810-finland-to-launch-trial-to-provide-jobs-to-2-500-immigrants.html

" conceded that finding employment for 2,500 immigrants over a three-year period is an ambitious..."

>>129575665
Just finished uni, applying to grad schemes

>>129580082
It doesnt look like the DUP are even going to help, latest says theyre yet to make an agreement.

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>>129580832

He looks like PM material, hes also 6'4 so will tower over Eurokeks like Macron and Merkel.

>>129580748
>lost their majority
>no mandate whatsoever
>labour surging
>forced to keep may as leader because no one else wants it
>reliant on the DUP to pass every single vote
>haven't even reached an agreement with the DUP yet, let alone passed a queen's speech
>HURR THE TORIES WON
you toryboys don't understand how government works, do you?

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>>129580867
>Are there not enough right-wing sites on the internet?
No.
>Why do you have to infect 4chan?
You are the new cancer (pic).

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/12/dont-look-back-in-anger-england-friendly-tribute-manchester-london-attacks

>>129578052

She is married, learn to use google. Americunts..

>>129580591
Are you staying b x?

>>129580832
In the current situation, chairman of the 1922 Committee is a much more powerful position than Prime Minister.

>>129581101
No, but I understand WN has been trying to get in touch for a while, that's what I'm hanging around for

>>129581010
That surge is blatantly Trumpoids

>>129574744
C´mon mate. You could have it worse (flag).
Have a hug <3

>>129580992
>tories formed a government and are currently ruling the country
>HURR THE TORIES LOST

I hate the pack of cunts and you're a fucking mentalist.

>>129579828
>>129579841
>Not negative means positive
Learn logic dumbass

>>129580277
If you replace Labour with NuLabour i would agree. If anything this election means Labour ala social democracy and socialism is back

>>129581010
Nope.

>>129581084
And another one. We archive clickbait sites.

>>129574744

Volunteer in a charity shop, then upgrade to the worst supermarket in the area. ez

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800 people were rescued on Friday (just one day)

130 on last weeks election day.

>>129577298
Conservatives won, but managed to look weaker than 2nd place Labour. Wouldn't give a minority government propped by a party with old paramilitary links too much time

>>129581167

>when you run out of puncture repair kits for your gf and get sucked inexorably back into Brit/pol/

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>>129579863
Lord Buckethead

>>129581184
>tories formed a government
no they haven't, mong, they just delayed the queen's speech because they can't get anything passed

>>129580776
>What are you doing here, German-flag? Are there not enough kraut threads on /pol/? Why do you have to infect Brit/pol/?
On a serious note you're seeming to imply that they should return to their hugbox just so we can have our hugbox and that's pretty gay.

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Do you agree with Hitchens that the Conservative Party cannot be reformed?

In his latest column, he made the point that Labour's success came almost entirely from letting the membership take complete control over the direction of the party.
In doing so, the Labour policies began to reflect the real issues facing real people in the real world (rather than focusing on largely irrelevant shite like the personality of the party leader).

Why can't the Conservative Party copy that formula?
https://www.bowgroup.org/news/bow-group-calls-conservative-party-grassroots-revolution

Can the Tories be reformed? And if not, why?

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>>129581167
I'm currently shagging the missus as I type this

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>>129581376
because there's already a conservative party that has the British people's interests at heart

So a totally mental slag I shagged about a year ago has created fake whatsapp conversations and is threatening to send them to my current girlfriend. The girl I'm with now is the one I intend to marry. What do?

Is this even legal?

>>129581419
You Grekel? If so I look forward to meeting your father.

>>129581495
Tell her?
Not rocket science, you mong.

>>129577298
Everyone lost and this is a good thing

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>>129581269
>We archive clickbait sites.
Do we now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_CZTi8L29c

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RIGHT NOW South Korea with it's "liberal" government is hunting down Weedfags

degenerate druggies BTFO

>>129581481
>Lost all of their (few seats)
>Only 1.8% vote
>Leader immediately quits
>"Th-they have our interests at heart guys! I s-swear!"

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>>129580874
"I'm not sure that's very strong and stable."
("Wheres Fiona and Tim?")
("My feet hurt.")

>>129581495

You might want to pre warn your current gf and threaten the slag as thats blackmail.

>>129581231
Call it NuLabour, it's still the Labour party, and an election is a matter of numbers not of opinion, and by the numbers the Labour party lost. Your issue seems to be one of diction.

>>129581495
>shagging mental slags
>staying in contact with mental slags you shagged a year ago
What's wrong with you lad

>>129580591
I've hardly been posting recently, only started actively posting again recently due to the election.

The main person who derailed every thread you were posting in into a discussion about your girl friend has mostly fucked off now, after I started posting information about his father and his Reddit account. Funny to see someone buckle so hard, turned out he lives in Cardiff so he's probably a Paki.

>complains about coalition of chaos
>makes a coalition with the DUP
>its really chaotic

wew lad!

>>129581685
>American
>Yank
>Americlap
>Amerifat

>>129581549
I still don't know who Grekel is but I wouldn't mind an explanation desu

>>129581685
>They did bad so they must be unprincipled
Fuck off back to your 'vote me I'm the real good goy' '''''''''Democracy' ''''''''

>>129581495

>de-weaponise by telling current wench of jealous ex wench

> Tell jealous ex wench to send away and that you don't care

> Ex wench realises you don't give a fuck and stops playing, or calls your bluff to no effect, then feeling like a psycho cos nothing she has done in this matter has worked

>>129581376
>(rather than focusing on largely irrelevant shite like the personality of the party leader)
Am I misunderstanding or is he actually suggesting that Labour's surge wasn't in large part down to the personality of Corbyn? Has he finally given up and started smoking the bad stuff? I'm not sure what other explanation there is for being so wrong.

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>>129581680
Wish the UK'd take some notes desu

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I get that his wife was murdered and it's terrible, but he really is milking it isn't he?

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just watched that kylie agent provocateur advert

>>129574086
>>129581455

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>>129577490
>'He was a sad, pathetic man not worthy of anyone's time

Perhaps if they had listened to Tommy's grievances he might not have gone postal and ventilated joes cock in the first place.
Just saying brendan you fucking simpering traitorous cuck...

>>129581934
Who's that?

>>129581375
Cancer floodeds 4chan:
>based traps
>corby the based commie etc.
>directly linking to the guardian

And all this is not a problem, we are degenerating to reddit. kys

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>>129581495

create fake whatsapp conversations of her and threaten to send them to her dad

Yazzy is an app that can do it perfectly on Android

t. used fake conversations to make a mental slag fuck off

>>129581966
It's not 2006 mate.

>>129581613
>>129581735

Yeh but how to prove they're fake? Also if I prewarn her then it brings it all up, she might not even do it

Threatening won't work, she's beyond insane. Any shit from me would just make things worse.

>>129581760
>Implying I've kept in contact with her

She got my number off a mutual 'friend' and started asking to see me. I ignored her for a few weeks then said no because I'm with somebody, she went mental.

>>129581934
I just wish he wouldn't use the kids' grief to try and shill his memoir
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3718639/jo-coxs-husband-brendan-reveals-taking-kids-to-see-murdered-wifes-body-was-the-hardest-decision-of-his-life/

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>>129580591
>Old school socialism
Ummm no sweetie. Other than McDonnell, none of the front bench (not even Jeremy) are old school socialists.

>>129581934
He's a fucking awful bloke. He was making the news only a couple of years ago for touching up women in his charity company (despite being a 'loving husband and father' type).

>>129582004

some nonce case

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3298572/New-charity-scandal-Save-Children-executive-quits-women-s-complaints-inappropriate-behaviour.html

>>129581909
But how do I prove they're fake? This is my main issue.

I guess she would believe me but still I'm not sure.

Thanks for the advice though lad.

>>129581783
I'm sorry you're so lost in the sea of chaos your failure of a PM has left you in, friend.
>>129581853
Just admit that UKIP is spent.

>>129581741
And your issue seems to be short sighted. Even if you want to boil an election's metric of success down to seats won then sure, Labour didn't win this election. But then again nobody won enough to form a government by itself.

>>129582045
This is a girl you intend to marry and you won't even tell her some ex slag is threatening you?
You have issues.