What do I do? Stuck in London for the summer (I'm a southern England boy), girlfriend went back home to the Caribbean (not interested in race mix meme right now), I only have a handful of friends here, finished my uni year and have no job currently. My whole life I've always seen girls through the institutions I go to, how is a man supposed to obtain a lil poon? I can't go up to women in public can I? Especially as a white man
>>129573079
Become a trap. It's the only way.
>>129573079
Tinder you retard. If you can't find a slut to fuck on there you might as well neck yourself.
>>129573079
>What do I do? Stuck in London for the summer
Watch out for cars
>>129573079
>cheating
kys and don't complain when she cheats on you
>>129576278
no, she's not coming back (sorry should've mentioned)
>>129576453
So you broke up?
Ok
Confidence is key on getting women, don't be afraid to approach women and maintain a good appearance
>>129576594
This approach only works if you are a Chad or are willing to try and fail up to potentially 100 times before a girl says yes.Online dating or finding a girl at work/hobby seems to work better if you are not an "alpha".
>>129576737
This "Chad" shit is nonsense
I'm a skinny fuckboi and longest I've been without puss was 4 months since I started dating
>>129573079
Your gf us currently drinking copious amounts of rum and getting railed by Tyrone. She's coming back, but with a little mulato baby
>>129577019
Misunderstand, Caribbean is her home, I bleached her
>>129573079
it depends. you want something long term or just some poon?
>>129577822
poon first just to get it out of my system, then long term
>>129573079
Just be rich and social
women will flock towards you
>>129573079
follow your brown gf to her home country and marry her. she probably gave you aids already and either way you shouldn't taint qt3.14 Polish girls in London with your blacked dick
>>129577179
unless you had kids then no bleaching happened, sorry familia
>>129577179
>oildriller
fucking degenerate
>>129578165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4--MkKWPx2s
git gud
>>129578375
what about accidental insemination?
>>129573079
Come to Australia. I'll be your girlfriend. You can spoon me in bed while we watch Milo and Otis. I'm a guy btw
>>129575945
Eh, Euro women have weird standards m8. Back in the USA I'd have at least around 5 matches a day, but here I'm lucky if I get one. I'm no chad thundercock or anything, but I've managed to get fuckbuddies and have some one night stands. With Tinder I've had no luck though.
Bretty debressing.
>>129576737
Jesus Christ buddy that's some low ass self-esteem.
>>129575945
>takes UK bro advice
>makes a tinder
>5 minutes go by after swiper no swiping business
>3 matches
>"Shana-Kay, Shardonnay and Buki"
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