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>Be secret Service
>Assigned to Barron
>"Mr. Agent, I want to go outside and play."
>He puts on Manchester Untied kit
>Fucking Manchester fans
>Have to watch for fucking snipers while a little kid plays soccer in the Rose Garden because Liberals hate his dad
>Kid is lonely as fuck
>"Mr. Agent, will you play with me?"
>Fucker is taller than me.
>"Sorry kid, I have to make sure no one shoots you. You gotta play by yourself."
>"Why would someone shoot me?" He asks.
>Explain his dad's situation.
>He becomes cold and quiet.
>A few days later
>Dad gets him a fidget spinner. The best spinner
>Kid just spins the damned thing all day while staring at the wall
>He mutters, "I'm going ghost" all the time
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>>129555720
Either that pilot loves being able to serve under President Trump, or hes enjoying The First Lady's ass.
Either way, its a win win for America
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>>129556118
Haha
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>>129556346
>Das is nice, yo."
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>>129556346
Can you find any of the pilots looking and Michelle that way?
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Barron has the New Balance retard balance shoe.
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>>129555720
>Not posting the original picture
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>>129555720
How the fuck is he eleven.
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>>129559010
Go to bed, Barron. It's 2:38AM .
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I wonder how it would feel knowing that ever single thing you do and look up is kept track of by the government and see able by your dad.
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>>129555720
damn i wish i would suck his cock
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>>129555720
is this fucker going to be 6'8?
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>>129557210
WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING A RETARD N337? i bet you got the latest jordans made by chinks on. my NB made in america faggot. KYS
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Holy shit he is 11
How tall is that kid going to be?!?
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>>129560189
Melania is 5'11". He has god-tier genetics. He'll be 6'9". When he is fully grown he'll stand eye to eye with Comey and knock his bitch ass out.
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>>129555720
I read a report that said barron was excited to move in the white house. His life had to be pretty sureal already, i bet the super rich people he hangs with are all already vetted.
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>>129556346
>Spend years flying king nigger around
>All the sudden trump is president
>Life significantly improves
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>>129559447
Trump genes
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>>129556346
Real look of pride and satisfaction in his president from the pilot.
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I'm sure all of you looked like flawless male models when you were 11
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Isn't Barron like 11 years old? He's fucking 5'10 in that pic!
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>>129555720
Damn Christ he's lanky as fuck, he's gonna be like 6'11 or some shit when hes fully grown.
I bet Trump has had him injected with HGH, Trump is well known to be petty about height and I bet he knew from hanging around boxers and wrestlers that HGH can increase height in children
HGH coupled with Trump and Melania's already tall height genes would explain his freakish height
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>>129559977
>Trip-dubs
America
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>>129560840
I looked pure and clean , everyone told me I was a QT , this kid looks like a 16 YO that doesn't eat enough
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>>129561837
Was everyone your mom?
>The 11 year old looks like a 16 yo.
Do you think before you type shit?
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