Brit/pol/ Corronation Street Edition

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i still wank to her and Sians lesbian scenes.

>>129539728
>5 whole minutes without a brit/pol/ thread

Was starting to get worried lads.

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So why are we all awake?

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>>129540133
cannot sleep

>>129540133
It's midday here. Sun never sets and all that.

>>129539945

I had to step up, rare but it happens.

What do you lads do?

So as far as I can tell, the DUP hasn't actually agreed to anything yet, and some Tories are already getting mad at May for the suggestion of cooperation. Can May actually pull together a functioning government at this point?

>>129540133

Work nights, didnt sleep yesterday at all since friday afternoon, thus sleep at odd times, sometimes ill sleep at night, sometimes in the morning, sometimes in the evening, woke up about 12.30am.

I'm good till this evening/night now. I need about 5-6hrs sleep every 24 hrs. Will make some oats/eggs + protein weetabix or sommat, work out and shower when the sun comes up in a few hours.

Got Jujitsu later today

>>129540972
Sure she can. The DUP are currently pushing the tories for a few perks in exchange for their support, which is to be expected. The tories don't have a choice but to play along, since the last thing they want or need right now is another election.

We'll get more details when things have been sorted out, but I've no idea how long that could take. The DUP are in a very strong position right now and they know it.

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>>129540133
I can't sleep desu. I'm trying

>>129541541
the tories have to play ball with the DUP, if they do not and we do have another election they're going to lose a shit ton of seats.

which of course I hope happens.

>>129541787
DUP are in a position to benefit greatly and the tories have too much to lose right now, so neither side can really afford to turn on the other.

Just think how different things would right now if the tories had lost just 6 or 7 more seats.

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>>129541659

You can do it senpai!

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*blocks your sovereignty*

What's the best way to deal with heartbreak lads?

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>>129539728
I really want to sleep, but I can't

>>129542756
Throw yourself into something productive. There's no point moping but at the same time people who tell you to 'just get back out there' are fucking retarded. Start doing those thing you tell yourself you'll do but never get around to.

>they've stopped calling it gay marriage entirely and are now calling it equal marriage
for fucks sake benis does not belong in anus

Knowing my luck, the second I moved to Norn Iron they'd get direct rule from Westminster/given to the republic and get all the fag laws.

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>There will never be another Brit as great as Mosley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqHqCyjeugI

>>129539845
https://youtu.be/8owxDzyVz_g
Sophie was very heavy on the makup back in the day. I bet she had spots like a motherfucker.

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Hey lads. My 25th Birthday is this week and I'll probably be spending it alone but you guys are here :)

>>129543337
>not just wanking off to asmr girls and pretending they're your gf
https://youtu.be/kovSSUiaUYI

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>>129543337
Happy Birthday my dude

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>>129543337

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>gay
>don't want to be gay

H-How do you break up with someone who is in love with you, and who is the only person who understands you? Should I stick with it?

>>129545009
Just don't ejaculate for a while and when you do then do it with a woman, do this until you're cured.

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>>129544215
I don't think I could live with myself knowing I stooped that low.
>>129544392
>>129544546
Thanks lads! :))

>>129545138
I don't know any women.

>>129545218
Then porn. However often you go without ejaculating, double it. Then wank to some tits. If it doesn't work then wait longer, in the end you'll be so horny a table with curved legs would set you off.

Do this often enough and you'll have triggered a pavlovian esque reaction in your brain to feel you are attracted to women, they make you ejactulate, and you're fixed. You can literally make yourself attracted to anything this way.

>>129545553
>>129545138
Why are you trying to help this degenerate? He knows what he has to do.

>>129545553
How does this resolve my lack of psychological need to impress a woman. Or how I regard them as necessary parasites?

>>129545679
>guys
It's one person. And no, I don't. Which is why I asked.

I'm pretty sure you're a degenerate too.

>>129545771
Once you've conditioned yourself to find them sexually attractive and pine for them you'll want to to get the vagina.
>>129545679
Because this is pretty much the only forum that can actually advise him beyond "omfg wats rong wid bein gay its 2017 lol"

>>129545972
Have you tried this method for anything?

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KEK

>>129546085
I'm not gay, so I haven't tried it to change sexuality, but I've used it to pick up and drop fetishes, if you want to discourage yourself from doing something then you need to do the opposite, keep wanking to it forever. Pull up some gay porn, ejaculate, but keep going, it's sore, painful, and unenjoyable, in the end you'll write it off as a bad job and close it down.

If you combine both, wank to women, then after you cum wank to gay porn it'll work twice as fast, because you'll get the gratification from the women and then just get the disappointment, pain, and limp cock from the gay porn.

>>129545771
>How does this resolve my lack of psychological need to impress a woman. Or how I regard them as necessary parasites?

Neither of those are in any way contradictory to being straight. Men who look to women to fulfill psychological needs are losers and end up getting fucked over. Their being necessary parasites is simply a matter of fact.

Lads I think Tommy has been nicked again

>>129546562
Very interesting. I am capable of wanking to straight porn, but I see no gratification from women as people. The only outcome is children--which I want. I will try finding some straight porn to like, but I am not a sexually voracious person. It will be unsatisfying whatever.

>>129546578
How do straight men remain sane?

>>129546765
By the anti-Zionist police?

>>129546944
>By the anti-Zionist police?
poofter bringing the bants

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>>129546405

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>>129546944
>How do straight men remain sane?
we don't

>>129545898
>>guys
Where did you pull that from? I didn't write that. Can you see things I can't?
>you're a degenerate too
That is an ad hominem, but no I'm not.

>>129545972
Well good luck, afaik this guy is just asking to feel less immoral for being a huge degenerate without actually doing anything meaningful to stop.

>>129549465
Are the roastie whore memes true?

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>>129549833
>implying i'm not a virgin

>>129549823
Not ad hom. Not trying to negate anything. But you advocated a negative attitude. Not a positive, heroic message.

And I'm pretty sure you do engage in degeneracy every day. Most everyone does.

>>129550020
Sure probably. I don't really do anything 'degenerate' on a daily basis, not that I'd call it degenerate, maybe someone else would.

But watch how this kid turns things around and doesn't direct the beam at themselves, only superficially recognising their flaws and getting attention for basically no improvement.

Sorry if I'm not convinced you'll improve, at least not any time soon. And I don't think the attention on here is helping you.

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>it's a "all the characters get blown up by the ira" episode

>>129551750
Show me a map of the island of Ireland.

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>>129551999
CHIPPIN AWAY AT TAE CULCHURE

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So is Labour gonna wing it in 2022?

>>129552520
Ehy hev meed ay legetemeight end paceful requiast

>>129552520
Need some cleansing of the green areas.
How did so many Ireland fags get out of Ireland and into the UK ?

>>129553726
They were doing a two for one deal on paving stones and it sort of just got out of hand from there.

Andy burnham has criticised a protest against Islamist terrorism. On twitter he wrote "To those saying they weren't EDL - I honestly don't care. They still need to take a long, hard look at themselves. Gmpolice deserve better."
What an absolute spineless piece of shit coward. What a joke.

>>129552882
It will trend to whomever is the more Blairite, unless you ban students and women from voting.

>>129553726
They'd been there for the best part of 5 thousand years. The red devil invaders are only off the boat a few hundred years.

>>129554777
>The red devil invaders
Ahh, the benevolent British Empire, not genociding the locals again, and look what happens 200 years later.
The Empire was too soft.

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>>129554777
If you want to talk about who's been here thousands of years then we've both shared similar DNA for thousands of years, it's only since the collapse of the Romans we got a bit KRAUTED, but otherthan that we're the same. Infact, there's so much cross mixture between our peoples that unless you isolate extreme variances and trace their lineages you can not tell us apart.

>>129555009
>called Obama part-Kenyan
Fucking hate facts.

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>>129555020

morning chaps, ready for another week of hard work ?

>>129555020
>When you lose to Ethiopian niggers

Top kek

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I'm off to sleep nun night >>129555421

>>129546765

Source?

>>129555458
>when you lose to vikings, normans, and brits, your language is almost extinct and needing to be subsidised by the tax payer and you only own 4/5ths of your miserable island but still claim you won anything

>>129555699
Norman's and Brits are the same thing you daft cunt.

>tfw the 18%

Guess all my peers wanted free stuff desu.

>>129555009
what? obama said himself he was half kenyan

Is anything happening today or does it all go down tomorrow with the 1922 and DUP meetings?

Are the irish going to blow up garbage cans again or what?

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Is boris /ourguy/?

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>labour closing in on vote forces hung parliament
>everyone is smug that they think jeremy's gonna be second in charge
>instead we get a coalition with the most right wing party imagineable

have lefties ever been blown the fuck out this hard?

>>129539728

>Priti Patel
>Poo in the loo
>International Development
>Can't even develop toilets in his own country

>>129558647
More like we've been blown the fuck out.

DUP wants stricter internet regulation. Farewell 4chan.

>>129558461
We'll give Oscar the grouch a telephone warning before each one.

>>129558647
The summer of 1941?

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>>129558893
>he doesnt use a VPN

>>129558983
TOR's good enough. I don't want to spend actual money.

Love how Anna Soubry says the people have rejected hard brexit when her majority has shrunk to 3 figures

>>129559035
TOR is a honeypot at this point so all you're doing is making it worse for yourself.
Buy a raspberry pi for like 30 bucks and make your own

>>129559089
Fuck spending money lad.

How are you lads enjoying the Queen's birthday?

>>129559182
they're like 30 quid lad that's chumpchange

>>129559035
>not having your own VPN
Jesus Christ did I come to a preschool forum?

>>129559433
>>129559438
Look, I don't want to spend my hard earned dole. Get that into your heads.

>>129558893
>DUP wants stricter internet regulation.
They also want to fuck the BBC, the point is thy will target left wing shite not right wing.

>>129558516
He's a good goy that loves going to war for Israel's benefit so not really. Least he's not a commie.

>>129561685
boris is turkish.

>>129561707
Is that supposed to refute him loving Israeli wars?

Lads...

https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/world/does-cheese-grow-trees-third-young-british-kids-think-yes-and-theres-plenty-other-confusion-too

Nearly a third of five to seven-year-olds thought that cheese came from a plant, not an animal, while one in four older primary school pupils thought the same.

In addition, just over one in five of the younger kids, and 13 per cent of the older primary group believed that animals provide us with pasta.
There was also uncertainty about other foods, with 22 per cent of five to seven-year-olds saying prawns come from plants and 20 per cent suggesting that chips are made of animals.

Among the eight to 11-year-olds questioned as part of the British Nutrition Foundation poll for its Healthy Eating Week, there was slightly less confusion, although 10 per cent thought that bread came from animals.

>>129561957
You get what you pay for.

So is Brexit happening or not?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/2645/alan_partridge_on_the_bbc/

holy shit are we excited?

Any ideas for a /pol/-related quiz team name? I was going to go for something subtle, but it's mostly done by student wankers glued to their phones like the cheating cunts they are so I'm thinking obvious and crass is the way forward - like 'Corbyn's a cunt'.

>>129558516

Literally nothing wrong with any of those quotes. Society has shifted so far that simply calling out Obama for the half-Kenyan he is is considered controversial.

>>129561957

How does an animal make cheese I thought cheese was created in a dome thing?

>>129558516
>5 comments in 20 years from an awkward tool who never shuts up

Boris is a raging multiculturalist and globalist.

>>129561957
>Nearly a third of five to seven-year-olds thought that cheese came from a plant,

I thought cheese came from the moon.
Ur kids are extra stupid, life long Labour voters in development.

>>129562117
When the British govenemrn grows a fucking spine.

I would have thought there'd be some secret talks in progress with other countries for an immediate trade deal after Britain left.

>>129561957

Reflex the proportion of nigger/mixes in the class.

>literally breeding apes

>>129562828
*government

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Do the Conservatives have anybody who wants to be Prime Minister other than for the reason of just being Prime Minister? Do they have anybody who actually wants t change this country for the better?

>>129562890
>Do they have anybody who actually wants t change this country for the better?

Maybe Davis, but that's just about it.

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>>129562389
wot m8

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Now that the dust has settled, was this election a good or bad thing for the future of the UK?

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>>129563138
>>129562389
please tell me I fell for this
otherwise i'mma need some clarification on cheese generators

>>129563233
A good thing to slap the Tories for getting cocky. A bad thing in that we now have a serious chance of having Jeremy Corbyn as PM after the next election.

>>129562972
You have to wonder to be honest why they do it. The pay isn't even that great for the stress you must have to go through some times. I think that quite a few of them actually want to do good but are either incompetent or simply have to face the reality that for every one of them trying to do something good, there is always another wanting to stop you or force you to compromise.

>>129561957
Typical city dwellers

>>129563233
Bad. May will be forced to the centre on certain issues like Brexit, not sure what others, but she actually was taking a fairly hard line. Unfortunately and predictably we got the most retarded leader ever at the same time we got someone willing to put forth more conservative policy.

The good side is that it's not like Theresa May is that conservative and wasn't a godsend or anything, otherwise she would have won. The fact she has a smaller majority mostly makes Brexit talks a nightmare for various reasons. As much as I wish the DUP coalition was a good thing this just means more infighting amongst all the looney left lesbos and other freaks now in the Conservative party. The DUP will have no affect on social policies and simply demand more bennies, as the Scots demand more bennies, leading to a greater mess.

I mean it's not the worst result ever but I find it hard to spin as good. Unless May stood down and David Davis or someone like that became PM, I mostly see another fucking squishy centrist like Amber Rudd taking over to appease the Conservative Party HQ faggotry.

>>129563291

I managed to figure it out

its made in a dome thing but the stuff comes from animals

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Based DD saving the day.

>>129563786

>On election night David Davis had a bit of a wobble and conceded that single market membership might be back on the table thanks to the dire Tory result. These words infuriated Leave Tories and were immediately seized upon by gleeful Remainers. Today Davis has clarified that Britain will still be leaving the single market, and that we will “not be going down the Norway route”.

>Today’s Times splash excitedly claims May will now pursue “soft Brexit“. The policy remains to leave the single market. Not soft Brexit, just Brexit…

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Don't be so naive, anon. If you look like this, you have no chance with her. Why would she? She deserves better don't you think?

I hate whoever decided to make recycling mandatory.

If neither party can pass the Queen's Speech and there's another GE, why is this bad for the Tories? Consider why they lost their majority this time:

>calling an election to increase her majority came across as hubris from May
It won't be May calling the election this time. If anything it'll be Corbyn through trying to form his own government. If there was no public appetite for elections before the last one, can you imagine what it's like now?

>shitty social care policies
>talk of fox hunting
>not doing debates
She sure as fuck won't make those mistakes again.

>but now the momentum is with Corbyn
And this time 6 weeks ago it was with May. Considering the factors above, there's no reason it couldn't flip again.

David Davis on LBC saying hard Brexit is happening.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-40241851

SUPREME COURT TO MOVE TO SCOTLAND

WHITE PPL TO BE BANNED

gis a job m8s

Reminder that if hard Brexit happens, then not a single, solitary one of YKTD's predictions will have happened. Not a single one of them. He will then be exposed as a complete incompetent, as politically-minded as a Jeremy Kyle guest.

His views and opinions will still be parroted by the other tripfags.

got a 2:2 with 59.2% lads. Should I just neck myself?

>>129565316
Hard Brexit is a meaningless buzz phrase designed to make retards be happy with less than they asked for. It is an impossibility for Britain to become fully sovereign from not only the EU, but also from (((International law))). Adding to that the majority of our Parliament has no desire to leave foreign code as a primary source of law and it is incredibly easy for them not to do so and get away with it by dissolving a few headline treaties and screaming buzzwords like 'Ard Breakfast' so you retards who don't really understand what's going on think you have got what you asked for.

>>129565418
No, join a company and work your way uo through hard work. A degree is irrelevant shit unless it is STEM

>>129565686
thanks man, thats what I needed to hear! It isnt STEM so I was already aware it was shit tier but to get a desmond on a shit tier degree feels like somewhat of a waste of time. Anyway, now to go and workwork :^)

>>129565601
I just want homogenous British society back

>>129565768
It was a waste of time, just like mine will be.

Looks like Brexit, in any sense of being real, is fucking over now.

>>129564135
>Hasn't watched Jeremy Kyle
>Doesn't know fit girls get with ugly guys
>Doesn't know confidence is key

>>129565768
>it says here on your CV, you voluntarily spent 3 years of your life avoiding work to get in thousands of pounds of debt, all for a useless piece of paper
>how are we supposed to trust you to make good business decisions with a history like this?
yeah, chop chop mate, those shelves don't stack themselves

>>129565601
Wherein one of the worst offenders of YKTD parroting goes absolutely berserk at his deity being exposed, so argues the least contentious point in my post to try and mask the true impulse behind his post.

Redpill me on Boris lads would he be a good PM? Most of what I know about him ia just memeshit like that zipwire video. He seems like a decent guy.

>>129565316

In all fairness i think all of my election based preditions have been wrong, all of them.

The past three or four major votes in this country and even abroad have not exactly been very predictable.

I over predicted UKIP's performance GE 2015, expected labour to win that, overpredicted their euro elections performance, thought the country would vote stay, and didnt expect what just happened on thursday.

I never would have predicted trump winning and thought LePen would just about win.

>>129566006
I think the issue is not being wrong, but never accepting it.

YKTD said he'd immediately leave if Leave won the referendum, he didn't, because he didn't accept the outcome. He is Tim Farron.

>>129565768
don't worry lad. I did STEM and am probably getting a 3rd at best. It limits your options but it is better than nothing, companies will still hire you.

Is there anything you can do to raise that? Pretty close to 2:1, are resits even possible? or compensation?

>>129566006
I understand Trump but not sure why you predicted Le Pen.

>>129564605
So they should call another election?

>>129563478
power for the sake of power. it is like a drug to people

>>129565920
I worked the three years I've been at uni, already stacking shelves cause I get fuck all government money, but ok

>>129561957
As long as it's all halal that's fine mate.

>>129562254
>Any ideas for a /pol/-related quiz team name?
So Called Quizlamic State

>>129565966
>No argument.
Whatever, it's only yourself your LARPing is going to hurt once the crushing disappointment sets in. Either that or you're so retarded that you'll gleefully swallow whatever buzzwords are thrown at you disregarding the reality of things. Ignorance is bliss and all that, until achmed blows up whatever venue you've decided to visit on whatever particular day that is.

>>129566599
I could protest it like a whiny bitchy student but it's good to have some reassurance nonetheless

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>>129564605
Lefties would be the cocky ones this time too.

>>129539728
>johnson as PM
>Farage as lord
glad to see only good things can happen from here

>>129566857
Bit worried about my last assignment tbqh as I went on a rant about how authority is derived from God then proceeded to quote bible verses. Not sure if my tutor will like that.

>>129566857
yeah I know what you mean. I handed a ton of stuff in late which is the reason for my shit grades. No one to blame but myself.

Could have argued it or gone for extensions like other people but I guess I just couldn't be bothered and I think it's kinda of a shitty thing to do.

Good luck to you though senpai.

>>129566617

Thought the French were way more pissed than they were socialist cucks.

LEL, i guess i never understood that the french will allways surrender.

>>129566114
>I think the issue is not being wrong, but never accepting it.

Ah yeah, i like YKTD tho, even if we dont agree.

Id be the first to admit a lot of the other old school tripfags are way more politically informed and aware than i am, im just here for happenings, bants, keks and to rant about islam.

>>129567466
Well I was basing my predictions off the polls. Certain reliable-looking polls put Trump with a reasonable chance of winning. Le Pen was given much worse odds. But I suppose I understand distrust for the polls.

>>129566114

He's not been around much in these parts lately though.

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Why do old people say good morning to me, lads? Had about 6 different ones say it as I walked by them this morning.
Do they say it to everyone?

>>129567943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paqSKQ1hhHI
You have been warned

>>129567943
They come from a better time, a better world. Where people weren't so atomised. When people would say hello to each other.

They come from a community.

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>>129568018
>Gang Nans

>>129567943
They're lonely and desperate for human contact

>sperg out and ruin Rome out of spite
>invent Protestantism because they wanted to be degenerate.
>invent Marxism because they want to be degenerate.
>give Austria your unequivocal backing without asking what kind of shit they're going to pull.
>plunge Europe into war that costs millions of white lives.
>spread Marxism to the Russian Empire.
>hurrrr we dindu nuffin stop being mean to us.
>elect autistic Fascist leader that larps as Napoleon.
>muh German lands fuck u Neville lol.
>plunge Europe into yet another war that costs millions of white lives.
>hurrr let's kill the Jews and invade the USSR at the same time what could possibly go wrong.
>predictably get btfo meaning you cannot finish the Jews off.
>feel bretty bad about the whole thing.
>get depressed and decide to end it all.
>just a quick shot to the head, quick and painless with minimal fuss?
>lol no, take the entire continent down with you on your guilt trip.
>war in Syria? Sure lads, come straight to Germany!
>organised transport? Lol no just fuck up Greece on your way through. Know they can't afford to handle it but oh well.
>actually decide you can't be bothered with the whole thing, try to make other countries take the """refugees""" too.
>oh you want to get out of this downward self destructive spiral? Pay £50billion pls. Actually make that £100bn. Or just £300bn whatever.

GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY THE KRAUT SHOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP ON LIVING?

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so what happens now in england?

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>>129568062
>tfw this realisation brings almost instantaneous depression as you see how truly far we have fallen that even saying hello to someone else has now become considered "odd" in modern times

Holy shit I want to go back lads

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*globalist laughter*

>>129568062
I do smile and say good morning back.
I feel bad though as I heard one say good morning to some Chinese looking lad ahead of me but I didn't hear him reply.

Bring back You Know The Difference

Coro St is degenerate.

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We're not going to talk about the election. In fact, we're not going to talk about the election at all.

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>Watching Homes under the Hammer
>Ethnics buy property
>Bodge-job renovation
>Rent it out at extortionate rate
>Use profits to buy new property

Why is this allowed?

>monthly EU doctors and nurses immigration levels crashed by 80% since last year

>monthly amount of Pakistani cooks and taxi driver per month doubled since last year

YEAH WE CAN SURE TRUST THE TORIES WITH OUR IMMIGRATION LADS HAHAHA ISN'T CORBYN A KEK HAHAHA I'M GLAD WE'RE NOT LIVING UNDER A TORY CALIPHATE HAHAHAHA MAY IS CAST IRON SOLID IN DOING WHAT YOU GUYS WANT HAHAHAHA ISN'T LIFE GRAND HAHAHA

>DUP want Farage involved in brexit negotiations- Westmonster
http://www.westmonster.com/dup-want-farage-involved-in-brexit-negotiations/
BASED fag bashers tbqh

>>129568517
holy shit

>>129539728

Reminder that the Black population of the UK is being bleached out of existance.

If you look at a photo of 1980s/70s/60s South London, you'll notice a ton of blacks like there are today, but they will all be jet black. Today fully black people are a rapidly shrinking minority, even in places like Lewisham/Lambeth/Southwark where they once held almost a majority. Black and mixed women have staggering high rates of partnership with white men, and the trend for a falling Black Caribbean population since 1991 will only continue.

>>129568482
Got to clean your drug and human trafficking money somehow.

christ May looks dead inside now

>>129562254
"We Must Secure The Existence of Our People"

>>129563874
They really are pathetic.

I mean, put aside whatever side of politics you believe in, but when your party's relevancy is in danger and you're too scared to rebel against a minority of hard-leavers in your own own party because you'd be killing your party, you know your party is fucked.

>>129568482
Who cares about ethnics doing it when Russians and Chinese are buying up thousands of houses all around the world

>>129568864
I know, it's delightful

She knows she's fucked, just look at the new cabinet. Every single contender for last year's leadership contest is in there with the exception of Stephen fucking Crabb. Her chief of staff is a wet and a remainer. It screams appeasement.

I will enjoy watching her desperately cling to the edge of premiership and eventually getting her fingers stomped. It'll be a bit like that scene at the start of the Lion King but you're actually rooting for it to happen.

>>129568517
wtf I love Orangemen now

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>r9k bollocks on my britpol

Fuck off, lads, eh?

>>129568825
half casts are just as bad as noggers

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>>129569074
When your party leader turns out to be utter shit and is killing the party buts it's okay because they'll be fired soon and make the party great again but then your new party leader turns out to be utter shit and is killing the party buts it's okay because they'll be fired soon and make the party great again but then your new party leader turns out to be utter shit and is killing the party buts it's okay because they'll be fired soon and make the party great again but then your new party leader turns out to be utter shit and is killing the party buts it's okay because they'll be fired soon and make the party great again but then your new party leader turns out to be utter shit and is killing the party buts it's okay because they'll be fired soon and make the party great again but then your new party leader turns out to be utter shit and is killing the party buts it's okay because they'll be fired soon and make the party great again but then your new ...

>>129558983
>VPN

good goy

>>129565418

Some places are relaxing their '2:1 only' policy when it comes to grad jobs.

I don't know what those places are but I'm sure I read that somewhere ages ago.

Best advice is that it's easier to get a job when you actualyl have a job so don't be afraid of taking something shit at first; it's better to have that on your CV than "I spent a year playing TF2 and shitposting".

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>>129568825
>>129569324
this, mental illness sky rockets in mixed-race individuals. Plus you can't send them back as easily because their mother (it's always the mother) will be a white Briton

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>>129569375
Normal working.

>Grammar Schools abandoned
>Fox Hunting abandoned
fucks sake

Seeing a lot of black women white males nowadays t b h plopping out kids for the green card

>>129569612
New grammar schools would probably have been a shit show anyway, where tolerant behaviour accounts for 60% of your entry exam.

>work in a museum
>have a blackboard in one of the galleries for kids to draw on
>greasy long haired 16 year old goes up to it
>draws a swastika (the wrong way round) and the word 'Kekistan' underneath it
>I look at him
>he immediately rubs it off

Frogposters are the worst.

>>129569484
>Some places are relaxing their '2:1 only' policy when it comes to grad jobs
I'd be interested to know what these 'some places' are lad, given the fact every fucker and their dog has a degree at this point. Bit counter-intuitive. Surely they'd be raising standards not lowering them

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>>129569654
>black women

>tfw a sassy black Londoner chick starts getting up in your face and you can't tell if she's being genuinely hostile or if she wants the D later on

>>129569747

Google '2:2 grad scheme'

Amusingly, I'm pretty sure one of them is MI5

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>>129569735

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>>129569735
Wish kek worship was a permaban desu, sick of seeing /b/-tier and /s4s/-tier threads praising pepe when I go to the catalog to find brit/pol/.
How did outer/pol/ get so bad?

>Imagine getting a degree and not getting a first or even a 2:1
honestly, how shit could you be? Takes just the slightest of effort to achieve 70%

>>129552882
Considering the tories are personally killing off the old, yes

>>129569747
>and their dog
Literally
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/589555/Dog-gets-degree-alongside-owner-at-graduation

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>>129569735

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God, I am so fucking tired of these hard Brexit/soft """""Brexit""""" talks.

How hard is it to just fucking give us the hardest, simplest, most parsimonious, concise, snappy Brexit possible? Just get me out of the EU, you fucking cunts! It's not like your cocks will fall off if we don't reach an agreement.

>>129569484
Well that'd be nice. I don't really want one of these grad jobs anyway, feels pretty corporate. Also it seems like overcompensating so its harder to get people who might not know what they're doing. Reminds me of WoW where people ask for 900ilvl for stuff that only even gives 860ilvl. The fact I used a WoW analogy is probably why I didn't get the 2:1 in the first place. >>129567294
yeah, I could have gone for extensions for a couple of things but it does seem like a shitty thing to do, same reason I don't want to do it now. Also even if i did successfully appeal i'd likely have to resit the module rather than just get it remarked which seems like dogshit desu.

>>129569933
???? Explain chang

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>>129569735

>>129569735
£5 says he has a youtube channel with 13 subscribers where he posts webcam videos of himself in a suit talking about degeneracy while action figures and anime statuettes are clearly visible in the background

>>129570064
Jeremy Hunt just got back as health Secretary. Tories better hope the elderly don't die before the next election

>>129569924
depends on the subject and the university. getting a 2:2 in physics & maths in a good uni is still harder than getting a 2:1 in a social science from a bad one. that said, you would still have to have been extremely lazy not to get at least a 2:1.

you can get jobs in the council and in teaching with a 2:2 though, since they're not that competitive

>>129569907
Kowtowing to progressivist liberal views in order to try and win them over, without realising that they're the ones actually being won over. So now they have their own version of warriorism, but rather than saying they wage war for Social Justice they have to say it's for 'kek/pepe/memes/some other dumb shit' so they aren't seen to have given up and become progressives, when they definitely have.
/pol/'s totality hasn't been any good since the fucking Zimmerman trial, and anyone who denies it is blind or autistic.

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I just want one Tory to tell me why I shouldn't vote Labour without using the muh shekels argument

Hard mode: cannot use immigration policies as a factor

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>>129569933

>>129569924
I don't know man, my dissertation was somehow complete shit. If you took away my lowest 2 grades (which you do anyway cause you only need 14/16 credits) I was on a 2:1, but just failed my diss colossally. Disappointed cause I worked harder on that than anything else in uni yet it was my 2nd lowest grade... like why. The other final module that I literally did the final essay for the night before I got higher on... what the fuck man.

>>129570045
The only reason we have a hard brexit even floated as an option is because (((they))) are going to import surplus browns from the commonwealth anyway.

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Thing about the left is, it can't stay united long. If fragments an in fights. Every time. According to Guido it's started already over the single market. Too many prima donnas. Everybody's a Lenin everybody's a Trotsky.

>>129570219
Most of things are correct and show actual knowledge of politics unlike your smelly commie shit paki

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>>129570228

>picking a subject where you have to write essays

>>129570004
>praises the leader of a failed 12 year reich and worships a cartoon frog
>dons the cuirass of the second greatest empire to grace this earth
Fuming, sacrilege.

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>>129570219
You shouldn't be voting for either of them, you should be taking direct action to overturn the dominance of two horrendous parties. We all should. But we're not, because we're lazy cunts, so just don't bother voting at all.

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Imagine being so much of a poor leech you vote labour

>>129570342
>You should be taking direct action to overturn the dominance of two horrendous parties.
LARPing. It's already over.

>>129570052
>Also even if i did successfully appeal i'd likely have to resit the module rather than just get it remarked which seems like dogshit desu
So really you're just a lazy shit who'd rather stick with a result he's not happy with than spend an extra term going over the material
Think we might've sussed why you're on a 2:2 in the first place lad

>>129570298
neither can the 'other side' though. this problem isn't exclusive to one side. the fact we still talk about politics in terms of left/right is laughable

>>129558775
Kek

>>129570045
Everyone knows what the Leave vote was actually a vote for: no foreign lawmakers and control of immigration.
If either of these aren't met there will be some very, very angry people across the country. Problem is that there are only a handful of people in Westminster who actually want that. Whoever is in charge is undoubtedly going to drag their heels and keep us as close to being EU members as possible. That's where 'soft/hard' comes in; call whatever result you get a hard one, and describe soft as anything less than that, and it looks like you've given those people what they want without giving those people what they want. And honestly, they probably won't notice.

>>129567943

Old people cross the road when i approach.

No im not a negro, or a pakistani

>>129570519
i don't know about your uni's but when i went, if you had to resit final year you couldn't get over a 2:2. that's the way it should be anyway, can't just keep resitting until you get a good mark.

>>129570627
You a fat spastic who wears a trench coat by any chance?

>>129570627
Try having a wash before you leave the house

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>>129570407


Do you earn over 80k per year?

No?

Do you have a daddies cummies credit card?

No?

Then why are you voting for the tories

>>129569735

That was me sorry.

>>129570298
>it can't stay united long.
More like this election aftermath is proof that the left cannot stay divided for long. Far left parties standing down and Blairites eating humble pie

>>129567943
an old woman out walking with her husband said good morning to me the other day, i was delighted

>>129570615
>No foreign lawmakers
Literally impossible. We will forever have EU code as primary source in our law and we will forever be cucks to international law.

Starting to think that YKTD was actually UTV from /sp/.

>>129570996
I know that, you know that, the people in charge know that, but man-on-the-street who voted to leave doesn't. He genuinely hopes he can take back his sovereignty.
Which is why I say there's going to be a lot of very angry people, very soon.

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Reminder that some of these people will get 2:1s

http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/strathclyde-university-bosses-send-email-13170825

>>129570539
Yeah but there's a difference, a Tory is always a Tory. They will manoeuvre for position and profit. But won't deliberately destroy the party, under the excuse of reforming, like the left. The ideology and fanaticism of the left, is religious.
Many years ago I was a communist, Trotskyist. My group sent me and others out to campaign against the Labour party. The excuse was, we can fight a Tory government, but Labour was a sell out.

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ITT:

Weebs that think Britain in the 21st century can be sent back to its Emprical state where it's socially acceptable to wear suits 24/7, when really 70% of the population actually want to continue as a progressive society which just wants to advance as a whole rather than line their pockets to their graves.

>>129570689
>>129570750

kek, cheeky cunts smack you in the gabber.

I have never owned a trenchcoat, im 175lb at 6ft and i bathe/shower/wash at least once a day.

>>129570806
Not for long, just wait, I've seen it happen to often.

>>129571265
>progressive society
>advance
Good bait anon, have a (You)

>>129554659
Didn't Burnham originally stand by Corbyn?
I appreciated his democratic centrism. I do not appreciate this pro-Islamist stance.

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>>129570615
>If either of these aren't met there will be some very, very angry people across the country.

Nah, the government is very good at tricking the goyim
The Tories have done it for years with the "Vote for us and we'll lower immigration" meme

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>>129571214
it's obvioulsy the poo in loo pajeets who don't want to go outside to poo in the cold who are doing it.

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>>129571359
>I appreciated his democratic centrism

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>>129571214
>“While I appreciate that the TIC population is multi-cultural and different countries have different practices, here in the UK the accepted practice is to use only the WC.”

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>>129570615
That's what's annoying me. The most Brexit will achieve is to slightly inconvenience politicians for a limited time. I guess David Cameron won't get his comfy EU job later in life, so it was worth it.

>>129571396
This.
After something like the fifth time you vote for the party who says they'll lower immigration, and then they don't lower immigration, you start to get blackpilled.
It becomes pointless to vote for the candidate who says they'll lower immigration, and takes it off the table as a viable electoral carrot to dangle in front of the voter.

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>"I don't feel like visitng the uk"

ALPHA
L
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>>129571359
>centrism

>>129571455
In the sense that I think members of a party should fucking do what the party leader tells them to, yes.
Deoncratic centrism is just the Fùhrerprinzhip for lefties who don't want to admit that it works.

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>>129570342
>another LARPing revolutionary

>>129568825
where i live we have already reached a point where there are so few blacks left they are all joining white gangs and fighting against the pakis. of course the ammount of pakis is constantly rising.

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>>129571551
Well, technically the ECoHR has always had a huge lever over our nonEU immigration due to their interpretation of refugee status. If we don't at least pull out from the European court nothing will change. Soft brexit etc but people don't realise that that is the key to lowering immigration.

>>129571797
Nothing more cringe worthy than the >muh larping crowd

Anyone listening to LBC? They're boiling down all the arguments for Brexit to "fish and passports."

>>129571797
Who says anything about revolution?
You form a new party, or support a small party, on a genuinely radical platform, at odds with current establishment but in-line with the blackpilled masses. You canvas support within the working classes and build up a reputation, grow, make contacts, make yourself heard, and win office.
Revolution is for retards who think acting like a savage and getting tear-gassed by riot-coppers is good for PR.

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>>129571903
>fish and passports
As they should.

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Memetic warfare being discussed on Sky news just now.

>tfw memes are a genuine, credible and intrinsic part of politics now

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>>129572023
Nothing to do with sovereignty, immigration or trade then?

>>129572010
I'd rather join the Green Party and make it electable, splitting the commie vote.

As a pagan environmentalist i could easily argue a common sense approach to governance that is green but not leftist-green.

>>129572086
Passports cover all those three topics, technically.

BoJos leaked group chat messages is an obvious ploy to quell leadership rumours

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Hope everyone is ready for Prime Minister Graham Brady, the Eurotrash will shit themselves when he rocks up and towers over them.

>>129572220
The first two for sure, but trade?
Either way, 'fish and passports' isn't even a bad point. Fish is a good way of representing the retarded bureaucratic overreach, where the Spanish are more entitled to fish in British waters than the British because some cunt in an office said so. Passports, as you say, covers an awful lot of issues.
Vote Leave could've gotten far on a platform of 'Fish and Passports'

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>>129572156
>As a pagan environmentalist

less shills today. they must have day jobs.

wagie cucks

>>129572265
Looks fake to me

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>>129571892
You cringe at some strange things, lad.

Fuck it sounds like the Scots are going to cuck us and we are going to be stuck in the Single Market.

Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck this is the worst scenario.

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>the election causes a torrent of Northern Ireland-based shitposting as everyone frantically Googled what "DUP" means

It's been an enjoyable week lads.

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>>129572683
Made up for the labour shills we had to put up with in the weeks leading to the election

>>129572403
It looks more like a dodgy PR stunt, the idea of MPs bantering in group chats would appeal to the average greggs eating subject

>>129572611
We wouldn't be able to stay in the single market without keeping free movement of people. Both parties have ruled out the free movement of people after we've left the EU.

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>>129572156

>As a pagan environmentalist

>>129572611
Why do you want to leave the single market? You'll become Russia tier isolated if you do.

>>129572818

I'm very concerned at the moment, of all the attempts by Gina nignog woman, the Lib Dems etc. it looks like now we are in the most risky period for people trying to stop Brexit.

>>129572887
Single market means free movement of labour. In other words, you can't stay in the market without having free movement of economic migrants.

>>129539845
Her face looks like Randy Orton's.

>>129572998
It's a price worth paying no matter what the JSA twats at the pub say.

All we need back is the immigration impact fund.

At least the victims were diverse

>>129572887
the anglo-american establishment is over anyway. bring on the anglo-russian alliance.

>>129573139

Do you want all the New Germans with their shiney new passports rocking up here?

>>129573289
Of course, Germans are bros (unless there's a football match on).

>>129572765
>there are paid shills on /pol/

>>129573380
I never said paid

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>>129573376
I don't think he meant actual Germans, rather people with German passports.

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What do we think of him, /pol/?

>>129573585
i think he may actually be satan

>>129571903
>listening to James "rural and suburban retards" O'Brien
>tuning your wireless receiver to James "who cares if Britain isn't British" O'Brien
>giving listener figures to James "I interrupt and talk down to anyone who doesn't agree with me and call them stupid morons" O'Brien

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>>129573585
I'm not a fan. The only good thing he did for me personally was convert me from a Labour loving leftie teenager to a sensible person with a sensible haircut.

>>129573792
Well he is a Catholic.

>>129573831
It was the first time I'd listened to his radio program. I don't think I will tune in again. Are there any good LBC hosts other than Nige?

>>129573585
Every person that has died in the Middle East, back here in the UK to terrorism as well as our soldiers and the multitude of bombing going on still in Syria etc.

All their blood is on his hands and quite frankly I don't know how he sleeps at night

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>>129572611
Daily reminder that if Scotland hadn't voted blue to cuck the SNP, even the DUP wouldn't be able to give the Tories a majority.

APOLOGISE

>We did it Reddit!

https://twitter.com/polNewsForever/status/873894439663611904

>>129574056

>This is a huge win.

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>>129573585
I want to know many blood sacrifices it has taken to keep his shell alive.

>>129573981
Literally all of them are decent apart from that cunt. Even the muslim one is pretty decent, he runs some anti-extremism organisation to try and stop British muzzies from going full-shariah, and though I disagree with his politics, he is at least polite and cordial and respectful to people during his phone ins.

And he doesn't constantly whine about being called a libtard snowflake like James does. You can tell it gets to him by how much he sarcastically remarks about "liberal tears"

NEW

>>129574086
>>129574086
>>129574086

>>129574029
S-sorry. You've had it rough here recently but you pulled through in the end Scutland.

>>129574134
OK thanks. He did call someone a snow flake today and I couldn't work out why.

>>129544215

fuck you why did your post have to be so accurate.

>>129567943

because its polite

>>129570757
Because I like nuclear weapons

>>129571609
>TRUMP MUST NOT COME HERE!
Ok I won't come
>TRUMP IS A COWARD!

>>129571835
This, there have always been blacks in the EDL. Football casual crews vary (Sheffield United has always had blacks, Leeds was always racist).

>>129572156
All the right-wing Greens left years ago, anon, they're just Socialists now. Corbyn's election fucked them, they went all-in to attract disillusioned leftists under Blair/Brown and now they're fucked. Natalie Bennett got fewer votes than the Tories in SHeffield Central, kek.

>>129573376
Not them, the "New Germans". All the Somalis and Eritreans I used to work with had Dutch or Italian passports.

>>129573585
Second hated person in the UK after Thatcher