Becoming Christian

>>129533576
Stick your hairbrush up your arsehole

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>>129533576
Get a bible, read the New Testament, Old Testament is jew shit. Pray to God for forgiveness and for guidance. Then find a church that you like.

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>>129533576
Become an andersonite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksoYR7dVyfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ICTsqE4Fjs

>>129533576
step 1: bend over for brown cock
step 2: take it like a good slut
step 3: ????
step 4: you totally go to heaven bro!

>>129533576
Desire God with all your heart, hide nothing, and Jesus Christ will reveal himself to you.

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>>129533576
You should accept that Christ died on the cross for you and ask God to forgive you for your sins. Repent of your sins and live according to Christ's teachings. Start off reading the NT of the Bible and get an understanding of it. Then read the OT to know how all of this came to be. I suggest reading NLT version of you don't want to deal with KJV wording. Eventually you should consider getting baptized to reaffirm your faith. God bless

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>>129534140
Oh wow, that totally changed my mind. A quote with no source, a large letter "t," and some drawing of a guy on a horse. All must praise God's Chosen People, and their king, Jesus! >BASED crusaders xDD

>>129534034
This. The point is not merely to adopt a set of beliefs and practices. It is to be reconciled to your Father in Heaven. He stands at the door and knocks.

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Say this in your head, out loud but in your heart really mean it.

Dear Jesus,

I know that I am an imperfect person
I want to experience your love that you already showed me by dying on the cross.
Only a perfect sacrifice could make me eligible for Salvation.
I can never make that sacrifice, but you took all the wrongdoing of my life on yourself
When you became a man
Even though you were God
You died for me and rose again
You reign in Heaven and prepare a place for me
You Promise in the Bible that you will look out for me
I don't need anything but you Jesus
Thank you for dying for me
Please enter my life and guide me
Show me your endless love
Affirm your salvation within me through the quickening of the Holy Spirit
Guide me to your will that I might be
A Soldier of God

Pick a church and talk with the priest...note that different denominations have different values and interpretations...

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>>129534438
>A quote with no source
The source is the Bible you fucking pleb

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>>129534620
>When you became a man
>Even though you were God

>>129534689
>the bible
>not saying which part
So... you're another Christian who hasn't even read his holy book?

>>129534963
Revelation 19

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>>129534438
>Calls Christian savage
>Nordcucks literally engaged in human sacrifice

Pagans are literally commie tier.

>http://en.natmus.dk/historical-knowledge/denmark/prehistoric-period-until-1050-ad/the-viking-age/religion-magic-death-and-rituals/human-sacrifices/

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>>129534963
>>129535045
Why are you helping this subhuman?

>>129533576
don't. the basis of (((Christianity))) is worshiping a jewish archetype.

i can however supply you with a way to (not)become a (((christian)))

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/index.htm

>>129535125
>Pagans are literally commie tier.
100%. why do ppl think all the 1960s hippies were into paganism?

>>129535215
Based on >>129534438 I'm 99% sure it's Mudslime diaspora

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DON'T BECOME CHRISTIAN. Worshiping a Jew is not the path you should take.
>>129535125
(((Christian sources))) who commited mass attrocties against the pagans such as the 6000 saxons beheaded

>>129535045
Congrats, you finally sourced it. Now how is this actually supposed to convert me?
And... it's weird that you don't include the whole passage:
>15 Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.”[a] He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

king of kings and lord of lords.

17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18 so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and the mighty, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, great and small.”

19 Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to wage war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20 But the beast was captured, and with it the false prophet who had performed the signs on its behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped its image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21 The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.
Sounds like an edgy kid's revenge fantasy.
>>129535125
Lovely response.
>nordcucks
Where did I say I am pagan, or worship the Nordic gods?
>human sacrifice
>conveniently forgets the Hebrew blood ritual of circumcision, which most if not all American Christians practice
Hebrews also sacrificed things, and were savages in their own holy book. Your Jewish god is just as depraved as the old European ones, if not worse.
>commie tear
All are equal in Yahweh's eyes under Jesus, you universalist pinko.
>>129535215
Turn the other cheek, otherwise you're a bad Christian.

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>>129535367
That's not paganism, they don't worship any Aryan gods and it was made in the 1950's

>>129534028
This.

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>>129533576
step 1: go to church

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>>129533576
go to church. First accept that their possibly could be a higher being who designed reality. Be grateful for existence. Start to get in to the moral code provided by the religion (i.e.> treat others the way in which you want to be treated). Then accept that you can historically prove that there was a man from Bethlehem named Jesus. Jesus was a pretty alright guy. Why can't he be the son of God? Accept Jesus as the son of God

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>>129536354
step 2: "refugees welcome, Jesus tolerates all people"
step 3: ????
step 4: eternal heaven forever, totally, bro! Just be a good goy for us, and remember to support Israel!

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Kill yourself, that would be the most preferable option instead of contributing to making the world just a little stupider.

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>>129533576
Have faith on Jesus

and you get to Heaven by faith not works

Galatians

2:16/21
16 Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.
21 I do not frustrate the grace of God: for if righteousness come by the law, then Christ is dead in vain.

3:6-11
6 Even as Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.
7 Know ye therefore that they which are of faith, the same are the children of Abraham.
8 And the scripture, foreseeing that God would justify the heathen through faith, preached before the gospel unto Abraham, saying, In thee shall all nations be blessed.
9 So then they which be of faith are blessed with faithful Abraham.
10 For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse: for it is written, Cursed is every one that continueth not in all things which are written in the book of the law to do them.
11 But that no man is justified by the law in the sight of God, it is evident: for, The just shall live by faith.

5:4-5
4 Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace.
5 For we through the Spirit wait for the hope of righteousness by faith.

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>>129535350
http://www.contradictingbiblecontradictions.com/

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>>129536716
John 3
14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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Every anti-Christian is a kike slave. Know your enemy, and know that he who dons a fedora does the bidding of jews.

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>>129536793
wtf i love brown people now

fucking magnets how do they work

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Don't go to a liberal church, go to a smaller church with mostly white people and traditional music.

try opc, PCA, HRC ARP or Evangelical free denominations. Avoid mainline Baptist, Methodists, Orthodox and Catholic

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>>129536793
>contradictions
Ha I bet they weren't using KJV
also https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1mr9ZTZb3TVnj0QVWnMTMzmpvuFqCpIv

and that pic just proves that to get people to your side you have have to mess with their brain

>>129533576
Read Mathew and see if it speaks to you. It may not, and you may not be ready to accept the word of God. But if you are, then you will feel fulfilled.

>>129536934
Christianity is the previous step before socialism. It was only after infecting Europe and assimilating paganism that Christian became the "strong" faith it is today. And it is weakening now simply because that is its nature.
>friendly reminder you worship a Jew, and nothing will ever change that until you stop worshipping a Jew

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>>129536908
queer

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>>129537049
Check the link, lad. It's pro-Christian.

>>129533576
Punch yourself repeatedly in the face untill you see god.

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>>129536989
>"th-that's not REAL Christianity!"
Weird how the only "real Christians" are the ones without any power...

>th-that's not REAL communism!

>abrahamic religions

>>129533576
I only became faithful because I was saved in real life. Not sure how people just decide to be spiritual.

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>>129537126
You worship a fucking Jewking and you find nothing ironic about that at all. He's watching you when you masturbate too, must be a huge homo just like you.

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>>129537126
Meanwhile, stronger pagan Europe was like...

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>>129533576
protip: christianity is the least based religion if you try to take it seriously

>>129533576
There's no reason to attack someone just because they're Christian. Sure a lot of Christianity evolves around cowering and submitting when someone attacks you, but it's still a white thing regardless. But finding a Christian church that isn't a bit cowardly might be difficult.

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>>129537517
wow, that really makes me think. A fringe ideology has some members that are undesirables?
Next you'll say the Nazis were pro-degenerate because the SA leader was a faggot.
>meanwhile, in a mainstream and popular UNIVERSALIST and EGALITARIAN religion...

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I want art of Christ-chan being a bad girl.

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>>129533576

go in to the fire

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>>129537699
>le varg is literally white nigger meme
>even though Christians know all are equal under Christ, so implying nonwhites are different from whites is against Christ
>>129537733
>inb4 I post the Christian Cross to Communist Hammer and Sickle image
>>129537811
here you go >>129537182, she's a total harlot

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>>129537811
You'll get smug, and like it.

>>129537314
>You worship a fucking Jewking and you find nothing ironic about that at all. He's watching you when you masturbate too, must be a huge homo just like you.
Take the dick out of your mouth, swallow the load of AIDS cum in the back of your throat, and repeat your idiotic blathering for me, would you?

Jews hated Jesus. If you hate him, you're with them.

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>>129536793
seriously? because a pro bible group debating the bible "fact checks" something you just believe it?

>inb4 muh faith

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>>129538030
Your image presents a horrendous action undertaken by an invading semitic religion.
My image presents poetic justice.

Most of the Christians I know are drug addicts or were in prison, so I guess you could do a lot of drugs or kill someone...


Just so you know. There is no God and no one will forgive your selfish and stupid acts.

Listen to this guy:
https://youtu.be/JVqpX3XrWOQ

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>>129538099
I wish I were a smart Leftist like you, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PoyRKS9Sy0
https://archive.is/k4Ejy

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>>129533576
Sorry, but you can't do that by yourself.
Don't have the exact quote on hand, but Jesus says that no one can say they believe without God's help.
Soooo... Pray.

>>129533576
Be baptized and orally confess that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior

>>129538148
There are different reasons to turn to faith. Many people turn to it because they are troubled. But many also turn to it because it is what we are here to do.

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>>129538392
>when your only arguments are strawmen
I thought Christcucks were all about forgiveness? It was not an unjust killing, and he served his time as well.

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>>129538261
> smart Leftist
there are no smart leftists you idiot. leftists don't understand fucking economics, the basic principles of building a wealthy civilization.

and no i am not one of (((them))) otherwise i would cuck you, and get you to worship an archetype of my culture.

PLEASE PLEASE VISIT CATHOLICISM ON REDDIT AND POST YOUR THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS, YOU WILL FIND PEACE THERE, LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU CAN!

>>129533846
>arsehole
Say asshole or fuck off. "Arse" isn't a thing you stupid bogan.

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>>129538801
Anti-Christianity is inherently Leftist and globalist.

>>129534438
Pagan cucks deserved it. They were selling Europeans as slaves to Muslims.

>have a mormon girl on social media who always shares sickeningly sweet happy stories
>she is a single mother with kids from two different fathers

Where do you find Christian girls who are solemn, servile, quiet, and virtuous, instead of the optimistic "I fucked up my life but am born-again now" Christian girl?

>>129538803
>reddit
You will find a liberal shithole, at best. If he wants to go to another board, he should go to /christian/ on cripplechan.

>>129539070
> ̶i̶n̶h̶e̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶
> *generally

and those people are faggots. i'm not one of them. I've been libertarian-conservative for years.

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>>129538580
>he doesn't know anything about human geography: the post
The Germanic tribes were genetically closer to the mediterranean Europeans than any European was to Rabbi Yeshua. Furthermore, the failure of the Christian kingdoms to keep Arab invaders out led to the Southern Europeans getting increased brown admixture in their genetic lineages.
>>129539096
>pagans sold christians to muslims
>implying this means anything
Islam was a faith well after Jesus's death, and after Christians began invading Europe

>>129533576
The necessary thing is to believe the gospel, 1 Corinthians 15:1-4.

Do you believe...
Jesus is God?
Jesus is the Messiah expected by the Jews? (Yes...JEWS!!!)
He died for your sins (violations of the law of God)?
He was buried?
He rose again?
All this occurred according to scripture?

If yes, your good!
If no, well...

The rest of the book points you to this, if you have the capacity to believe it.

All fall short the glory of God...ALL. Most of these shitposters refuse to consider the horrible sin in their own lives. Pride and stupidity are lethal.

Jesus offers everyone, including you, a free pardon for your sins. You must accept it. Pardons can be refused.

Time is running short. No one knows the day or hour, but the season is definitely upon us. Take a knee now, or he will break your knees later.

For learning, YouTube has a lot of good preachers and teachers if you'll put in the time. Look for J. Vernon McGee, Chuck Missler, Robert Breaker, and Bob Joyce.

Later this year, you'll see God make one final push to get people to believe the Gospel.

Time is running out.

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>>129534438
Latin Massacre

>>129533576
Kill yourself. Seriously people constantly bitch about slide threads, but a thread asking the most simple and retarded question? Totally legit even though we have another Christian thread with a Christchan OP picture.

Seriously just read a fucking bible, give yourself to Christ, and go to church. It isn't rocket science you colossal retard.

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>>129535125
Deus Vult

>>129540803
Jesus Christ is your sovereign Lord.
This, therefore, is a political conversation. You are the upstart traitor.

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Even the Greatest of the pagans had human sacrifice and other sorts of degeneracy. Christianity is the best

>>129540480
>2 events and 2 people represent 2.3 billion

>>129533576
>tfw every sunday at church I have random qts coming up to me and flirting but too autistic to do anything

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>>129540777
>777
This is not a coincidence

>>129540803
Some people don't know the first thing about becoming a Christian. Nothing wrong with them asking where to start

>>129540987
There is already a Christian thread. But yeah /pol/ always needs multiple Christian threads up, especially because slide threads aren't something anyone bitches about on a regular basis.
You could always go to this thread instead of having multiple threads on Christianity. >>129532688

>>129541168
ALREADY REFUTED WITH NEW VERSION GOY. JESUS CHRIST IS GOD

>>129533576
Accept Jesus Christ as your GodEmperor and try to understand what God's plan is for you. Read the Bible, go to church, and don't be a nigger.

Best thing is, you can start right now.

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>>129540777
>most christians were converted peacefully
>no source provided

>no concept of true European, and people broke up by religion
This is false, nearly all European powers recognized themselves as different from the other known continental racial groups. Furthermore, there are no known egregious wars that broke out over religion in pre-Christian Europe... Christians definitely increased the European vs European bloodshed tenfold.
>Venetian Christians cared not for the lives of Byzantium Chrisitans, but that's okay because the Renaissance (where a lot of the Christian dogma and oppression would be cast away from Europe) was going to happen later
The Renaissance would have been considered pagan heresy to your "valiant" Christian crusaders.
>took credit
All your crusader LARPers do, besides screeching "deus vult xD!" is talk about how crusaders bested the muslims, and led super cool crusades. Those are all lies that have been thoroughly debunked.
>Christian peasant massacres were rare
But they still happened, in addition to all of the wars that Europe likely would not have experienced without the oppressive dogmatic regime of the Christian church... which would later splinter off because of this oppression.

>converting the saxons was important
>does not address the massacre of saxons, so you're totally okay with murder as long as it's in the name of your Jewish Lord
>does not say WHY it was important for the saxons to be killed/converted

Become a Mexican.

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>>129541527
WE WUZ OPPRESSED IN SHEIT

>>129541256
And they need to start a whole new thread on /pol/ instead of looking for any relevant threads that might also be about Christianity, have bible verses in their OP or have a picture of Christchan in their OP.

Granted anyone who wants to learn about religion with the intent to convert from 4chan is so stupid they should probably be surgically sterilized.

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>>129533576
Christianity, the deification of Jesus as a God, was a meme started by Paul, a roman who hated the actual followers of Jesus and never actually met Jesus.

His books were picked by the Nicean counsel under the Auspices of Constantine to comprise OVER half the New Testament, which is totally ridiculous.

Other books that were written by people who actually knew Jesus were banned under penalty of death.

This was to create a state-sponsored Roman control religion.

Better to worship the ONE TRUE GOD, the spirit of the Universe, the Universal consciousness, all-powerful, all-being and omniscient God, the one creator who comprises everything directly, as Jesus would have had you do.

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>>129541730
>the reason people converted to Christianity was because they were tired of all the warbands and killing
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Oh, one second... you're serious.... AAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH HAH HHHA AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAAH HAHA HAHAHA

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>>129541946
>INNOCENT GOYIM

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Mono-theism is the Name of the Game.

God emerged, from our point of view about 200,000 years after the big bang. When the Universe became clear.

If you worship three Gods, or four if you count 'Satan', you're misguided. Or five if you count Mary, or thousands if you count the Angels, and Saints etc. etc. you're ridiculous.

Pray directly to God as Jesus, the son of man, directed.

>>129539192
The mistake you made is thinking that there is such thing as liberal or conservative Catholicism, that's what happens when you're not use to submitting to authority. It's completely orthodox by the way.

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>>129540601
Quit posting that shit from Paul. He hated Jesus and his followers. He never met Jesus and totally corrupted his teaching.

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To be a real Christian, as Jesus taught, pray directly to God, in your own words, ask for mercy and enlightenment.

If God chooses to accept and teach you he will.

>>129533925
Read the teachings of Christ, believe it in your heart and accept his sacrifice as your Lord and savior. The rest of the Bible pretty much God's way to live life as one of the nicest, caring people on the planet. Don't use it to justify stupid decisions, recognize your failures as a human, ask for forgiveness when you know you've done wrong, and pray for guidance.
You will fuck up, you will fall short of the grace of God, he knows this, Christ knew this, but He loved us anyway.

Remember that because of Him, Christ, we are saved.

>>129541754
Considering /pol/ is a Christian board, I don't think asking here is stupid at all

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>>129542113
>literally worships a Jew
>the man I'm arguing with online prays to a dead Jew
>he actually does this
>he sits down
>opens his prayer book
>and worships a dead Jew
It just boggles the mind!

>>129533576
Go to a Opus Dei cultural center, or a church. Explain you would like to learn about christianity because you started realizing it is a good thing, but you still don't have much faith because you don't fully understand it.

They will schedule classes on catholic doctrine, and soon you will go to your first mass. Then schedule your first confession...etc.

Just try to appreciate the community and de depth of meaning of all of it while you do it.

>>129538878
Ass is the lie. Arse is what it is in the only language that matters.

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>>129533576
>Becoming Christian
>How do I become a Christian, /pol/?
who keeps posting this spamthread over and over? >>129458649

>>129533846
This is true. I tried it, next thing I know, I was a African King

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>>129541946

>>129534689
I wanna fuck Christchan so hard right now.

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>>129543059
>WOSHIPPING FILTHY GOYIM

>>129533576
Believe in christ as being G-d and you'll be a christian. Be kind to others and G-d will be kind to you.

But remember that you are worshipping him as G-d and so breaking the commandments of the Lord.

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Forget organized religion.

Connect with Jesus RIGHT NOW:
Say this in your head, out loud but in your heart really mean it.

Dear Jesus,

I know that I am an imperfect person
I want to experience your love that you already showed me by dying on the cross.
Only a perfect sacrifice could make me eligible for Salvation.
I can never make that sacrifice, but you took all the wrongdoing of my life on yourself
When you became a man
Even though you were God
You died for me and rose again
You reign in Heaven and prepare a place for me
You Promise in the Bible that you will look out for me
I don't need anything but you Jesus
Thank you for dying for me
Please enter my life and guide me
Show me your endless love
Affirm your salvation within me through the quickening of the Holy Spirit
Guide me to your will that I might be
A Soldier of God

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>>129544094
This is a dumb goy don't trust him.

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Look at all these retarded (((pagan))) posters.

>pic related

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>>129543845
>h-haha I posted the christcuck version of your image
>wh-what now, y-you heathen?"
>>129543974
lol
>>129544094
C R I N G E

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>>129533576
love god, anon

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>>129544530
Vikings didn't actually wear horned helmets, but Christcucks are known for their historical revisionism.

>>129544566
MARK OF TE NIGGER DETECTED

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>>129544677

>>129542739
Best answer, OP

/thread

>>129533846
instructions unclear, became muslim instead

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>>129544862

>>129545025
HOW DO I GET OUT OF IT. need new instructions

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>>129544778
I'm not atheist, and I'm certainly not going to TALK to a DEAD JEW in my MIND
>>129545025
>christcucks literally use an anime girl and strawmen
pathetic, but expected of kike-worshippers

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>>129545116
O Y V E Y

Y

V

E

Y

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>>129545116

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>>129533925
>>129533576

You should read the new testament first but there is still a lot of important stuff in the old testament. OP if you have any specific questions just ask me, I know a fair bit about Christianity.

>>129534028
Pic related

Suck Jewish cock

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>>129545116
Alright, whatever you want to think. It'll just be more salvation from the dear Lord for me, and more hilarious eternal damnation for you.

>>129545404
kek, COUNTER RIPOSTE

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>>129545508
That's what atheists do, though.

>>129539070
if they voted for the baby murderer Hillary they are not true Catholics. and yes i know this is a no true Scotsman, but it goes against the church teaching to do so

>>129545630
Atheists and pagans are not the ones who let Jews take over Europe, Christians are the ones who ultimately fucked Europe up by letting the kikes take over

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>>129545324
>muh LARP
>conveniently forgets how Europeans LARP as Jews in Christianity
>forgets how nearly all Christian holidays are just rebranded pagan festivals
cute image though, I liked the usage of those pagan sculptures.
>odin drinking semen
Came out of a Jewish book about homosexuality, not about paganism. Go ahead, source it and prove me wrong.
>sodomy
Catholics rape children, not to mention circumcision
>dressing like a clown
Because LARPing as a crusader is better? Or rather those weird robes priests wear?
>feminist cat ladies
Exist more often in Christianity (and Judaism, the religion Xtianity is from)
>shitty metal music
That's bait, plus Christian rock is garbage on too many levels
>never attracting a white wife
Varg has a white wife and more kids than you could ever dream of having
>wicca
Fake shit that was developed in the 1950s, I might as well compare you to Mormons then.
>poo in loos
And what of all the nonwhite Christians?

Fuck that is one bait-filled image, you just KNOW the kikes spent some time with that one.
>>129545451
wow a majority Christian nation just barely voted correctly? Really makes me think, plus who votes to let in all those poor Muslims? It's our (((Christian duty))) to help those in need, goy!

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>>129545404
see >>129546432

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>>129533576
Request a free Bible study

>https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/free-bible-study/

We will come to your location at your schedule at your convenience. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

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>>129533576
Go to the Catholic Church and pray before a Eucharistic Adorition (or just a statue or image of Jesus), dear friend, and pray just ONE PRAYER and you'll get full 100% proof of God through his son, Jesus Christ.
And when things happen (and they will) remember that it was a CATHOLIC anon who told you this (and make of THAT what you will).

Knock and it shall be opened - but you have to knock!
Seek and you shall find - but you have to seek!

Also, if you want to somewhat maximise your holy life I'd suggest attending the First Friday Masses from now on. Attend the mass of the first Friday of nine consecutive months and Jesus will be with you on the hour of your death . (plus extra cute blessings, yay!)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Friday_Devotion

Get right with God today. He DIED for your sins, and EVEN NOW he still waits for you in open arms - no man is impossible from redemption!
ONE PRAYER folks!


HOSSANAH IN THE HIGHEST!
BLESSED IS HE WHO COMES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!

HOSSANAH IN THE HIGHEST!!!!

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>>129546432
I have no issue with literally killing all muslims by sending a Catholic army over and then retaking the middle east NO ARABS ALLOWED

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>>129546502
no

>>129545963

It's not a no true Scotsman. The type of people that are 'Catholic' and vote Democrat rarely if ever go to church and basically just call themselves 'Catholic' like its an ethnicity. For whatever reason people with Protestant heritage are more likely to just go for 'non-religious' but those same type of people keep the label 'Catholic.'
>>129546432


>plus who votes to let in all those poor Muslims?

Atheists or extremely irreligious people that refer to themselves as 'Christians' because that is what their grandparents were. That chart I showed you was only based on self-identifying Christians, if you take into account church attendance it makes even clearer that religious people are far more conservative, and far more anti-immigration than atheists.

Ex: people that attend Church every week are 33% more likely to be Republican than Democrat, Whites that go to church every week are more than 2 times more likely to be Republican than Democrat.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/16381/church-attendance-party-identification.aspx

Well atheists are the biggest supporters of the left that there is.