/pol/ do you ever cuddle or kiss your friend or give him a b

>>129528182
>things that didnt happen, the thread

not sure wether to sage or not

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>>129528182
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>>129528182
Herb this.

>>129528182
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>>129528182
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>>129528182

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>>129528182
>normie culture, 2017

>>129528182

>New study finds that OP literally cannot stop sucking dicks!

>>129535980
I was going to post this. Some media outlets even used the term "brojob".
And people say meme magic isn't real.

>>129528182
they keep pushing this every few months. First it was frat bros fucking each other, then it was cowboys fucking each other, now it's this. It all stems from some shit written by a marxist lesbian cunt professor.

What's next?

It's only gay if you swallow?

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>>129528182
>tfw

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>>129528182

Day Of The Rope....degenerates will not be spared.

>>129528182
They're just making textual porn for spinsters. Nobody does this but gay people.
>cuddle
Come now. You can't even make prison excuses.
>in b4 that's what he said

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>Friend

>>129528182
>damn man that was a great Behemoth show
>Yeah dude, spoon for a while?

i mean, me and my best friend kiss jokingly on the cheek and wipe it off afterwards. ive only kissed him on the lips once and that was when i was high as fuck.

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>>129528182
>>>/fit/

>>129536942
Yeah this is pretty common

>>129536872
It's okay, Ausanon. We're your friends now.

>>129536872
I would be your friend IRL

>>129528182
>bromance, brojob no homo

Are you trying to come out to us OP?

>>129537031
No no its not are you frenchÉ

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>no mention of the article title or author

Thanks for that, fags. Found it anyway (buried among the endless "yay trannies!" articles this journal seems to publish).

-participants were self-selected volunteers
-10 identified as "mostly heterosexual", 20 as "heterosexual".

"I've got really good friends that are guys and we call it a bromance. You can fully discuss your fears and problems with them, all of that. We are completely comfortable with each other and kiss and hug every now and then." - Mark, """""""heterosexual"""""""

"You can lie in bed with your bromance, have a cuddle and just talk." - Robbie, """""""""heterosexual""""""

"Guys nowadays, in my generation, there is so much kissing between guys because it’s showing affection" - Beck, """"""""heterosexual""""""""

"I hug him and kiss him and tell him I love him."
- Max, """"""""""mostly heterosexual"""""""""

"We will drink quite a bit and sometimes kiss when we’re out; no one thinks much of it." - Ben, """"""""heterosexual"""""""""

>>129536375
It's only gay if you look them in the eyes

>>129528182
about 1/2 "straight" single guys i know have tried something gay at least once but will only tell you if they're really, really drunk

>>129536197

It's called 'trickle-down memetics' and people still say it's not real.

>>129537869
oops forgot link

LINKDOTSPRINGERDOTCOMHOLYSHITTHISISNTSPAMJUSTLETMEPOSTYOURETARDEDBOARD/article/10(DOT)1007/s11199(DASHHOWMUCHMOREDOYOUWANTMETOMANGLETHIS)017(DASHHOLYFUCK)0768(DASHH)5

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>>129528182
Not gay at all.

I cuddle my best friend
no kissing though

>>129538114
Do you cup the balls?

>>129528182
This propaganda must be funded by Soros

>>129538168
Why do you believe that hugging has to be sexual?

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>>129537869
>""""""""heterosexual"""""""""
this is why there are so 'few' bisexual guys, they're all in denial apparently

>>129538228
"Hugging" isn't sexual, "cuddling" is.

>>129528182
This probably only happens in the city. But than agian, country folk just keep their gay tendencies a secret. As if gods not gonna notice or something. Im almost positive that everyone is gay to an extent

>>129538228
cuddling /= hugging
you can hug a stranger
you can hug your aunt at your uncle's funeral
you can hug your mom past middle age
etc etc

(((((((((((((((((studies)))))))))))))))))

>>129528182
What a bunch of faggots.

God would be so disappointed.

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>>129538603
Cuddling is just hugging for an extended period of time. It's still not sexual.

>>129538228
Lmfao, such a fucking queer.

You have homosexual thoughts all the time, stop hiding it.

>hold me best friend, in your arms.
>hold me like like I am your love.

Kill yourself or go to Russia.

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>>129528182
I shake their hand, toss them a couple of words and give them a stone cold stunner
wait, that's women

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>>129537440
Thanks, /pol /.

>>129536566
gonna run out of rope

>>129538983
belts can be used too

>>129538853
What are we talking here, on a scale of sitting beside each other with arm flesh in contact and spooning

>>129538923
Not a single argument
What's the matter, why do you feel so threatened by the notion that guys can show physical affection to each other while also not being sexual?

>>129528182
>do you ever cuddle or kiss your friend or give him a brojob in a no homo kind of way?
No, but I often fuck your mom.

>>129528182
New (((study)))

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>>129539153
Sitting down and wrapping arms around each other

Other upcoming """""studies""""" to be published in this journal:

https://link.springer.com/journal/11199/onlineFirst/page/1 (PLEASEDONTBITCHABOUTTHISFUCKINGLINKTHISTIMEHOLYFUCK)

>The Effects of Gender Neuroessentialism on Transprejudice: An Experimental Study

>Leaky Bodies, Spilled Blood: Breanne Fahs on Menstruation and Resistance in Psychotherapy, Pedagogy, and Activism

>Teaching Acceptance of Gender Creativity and Transgression

>Still a Hetero-Gendered World: A Content Analysis of Gender Stereotypes and Romantic Ideals in Chinese Boy Love Stories

>“Watch out, Sweetie”: The Impact of Gender and Offence Type on Parents’ Altruistic Fear of Crime

>Of Tooth and Claw: Predator Self-Identifications Mediate Gender Differences in Interpersonal Arrogance

>>129539363
Do you cup the balls?

>>129539444
no genital contact whatsoever. That would be sexual.

>>129528182
ive never heard of this happening where i live

>>129539363
Around what part of each other, and at what angle are you facing relative to the other?
This is for science, mind

>>129539363
That's not "cuddling", but it's still a little gay.

>>129539527
torso area (shoulder/belly)
facing kind of sideways since we're watching shit on tv at the same time, but relaxed resting on each other

>>129539538
>>129539735
I take it back, that's definitely cuddling, and definitely gay. If you aren't blowing each other yet, you will be by the end of the summer.

>>129539735
Do you caress each other, and do you enjoy the scent of his proximity?

>>129539864
>end of the summer
too bad he won't be around to report back

>>129528182
No faggot. Literally the gayest shit I've ever had put in front of my eyes.

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""study"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>129536375
Wrong, it's when your balls touch - so frot's out of the question

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>>129539184
I don't touch a woman like that if we ain't fucking. That aside that kind of affection is reserved for romantic involvements or family and everyone knows that. You disgusting faggot.

>>129528182

kys

>>129539864
he has a girlfriend though, he stays over there multiple days a week and they share a bed but they haven't fucked yet

>>129539915
no, yes

>>129528182
>Shit that never happens: The Article

>>129540307
>they share a bed but they haven't fucked yet
Oh, and here I thought he might be a closet case. Looks like I was way off the mark.

>>129528182
I've sucked my friends dick and he has stuck it in my ass a bunch of times. Not sure if it's gay cause the balls haven't touched I'm pretty sure.

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>>129528182
Sorry, this doesn't happen anywhere. It's just the Jew again... trying to argue that "straightness" doesn't exist.

>>129528182

It's not something I would find pleasant in any way. A lot of men are in denial about their sexuality. They're fruits, do fruity things and call themselves straight.

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>>129528182

IT'S OK TO KISS YOUR BRO GOY YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN AS A HOMOPHOBE DO YOU?

BETTER JUST STAY AWAY FROM WHITE WOMEN ALL TOGETHER AND JUST GO MGTOW WITH YOUR BROS GOY YOU GUYS CAN GIVE EACH OTHER HANDJOBS IT'S TOTALLY OK GOY

>>129540505
Kill yourself

>>129540307
Well, I've tabulated your results.
see:
>>129539864
Oh man..
>they share a bed but they haven't fucked yet
Are you trolling as a slow kid?
Just go enjoy your life man. If you don't make a move he will.

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>>129528182
No.

>>129541108
We've talked about it before. He's pretty effeminate and people assume he's gay sometimes. He even mentioned that there was a point where he wished he was gay, because it'd be easier than girls assuming he was and not being interested in him. He genuinely considered it - he tried gay porn but it did nothing for him so he believes he's straight

That whole process was before we met. He's had 3 girlfriends in the year since then

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>Normal bros kiss and stuff, if you don't, YOU'RE weird
What is this subversive swill?

>>129541507
Start taking hormones and become his gf you slut

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>>129528182

>>129542026
I don't have a mental illness. Being an effeminate male doesn't mean you have to start pretending you're the opposite sex altogether.

>>129542177
Just go femboy-mode then you can be his gf whenever you want to feel sexy.

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>>129528182
>Bromance

More anti-white propaganda.

Studies show that whites are the least gay race in America. Black boys are the most gay race.

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220120/White-people-likely-gay-Huge-study-reveals-highest-proportion-homosexual-people-African-American-community.html

>>129528182
In college I hooked up with a dude after getting drunk as fuck at a party. I had previously thought about it before and was kinda bi-curious but once I actually did it I hated it.

Couldn't get aroused, felt awful afterwards, hated myself. Never thought of hooking up with a dude ever again. Point is, you don't just make out with dudes or fuck dudes and call yourself straight. You're fucking gay if you have sex with men or get turned on by the thought. It's really ridiculous to assume you're anything other than bisexual or gay if you're doing stuff with a guy

Is it ok to have a gay friend that you go get drinks with that wants your dick

>>129542385

And blacks project like mother fuckers too. "I AIN'T EATIN' A BITCH'S PUSSY, THAT SHIT FO FAGGOTS, NIGGA" as he just got done giving Tayquandrius a totally not gay blowjob

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>>129528182
(((Study)))

I played gay chicken with my friend once, we've been married for 7 years and we adopted a son, Hugo. He's in me as I'm typing this but I wouldn't call it gay we're just comfortable with our masculinity.

>>129542665
That gay friend ends up wanting to fuck you and making moves on you. Been there unfortunately. Had a gay friend that I hung out with thinking he could understand I wouldn't ever want to fuck him and after we went to the bar one night he made a move. Those guys will always try because they fantasize about getting with straight men

>>129536872
Where are ya ausbro, I'll be your friend.

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>>129528182
>new study finds
science is dead

>>129542950

This. Had a huge number of gay friends in college. Lots put the moves on me. Not because I'm particularly good-looking, but just because I wasn't gay and thus was 'forbidden fruit.' It's apparently a major fantasy for them to 'convert' a straight guy, which of course contradicts their whole 'sexual preference is innate from birth' position that they maintain in all other contexts.

>>129543154
Yeah and the problem with most gay guys is that they're such horny fiends they can't control themselves and the first time they make a move on you will not be the last even if you make it clear you don't want to do anything with them.

It's actually disturbing how tenacious they can be and they're lucky most guys aren't like women and won't complain they got raped after one subtle move. Friend of mine in college wouldn't stop trying to get with me though and I had to actually threaten him, it was pretty creepy

>>129542665
>>129542950

This as fuck. Remember guys become gay because they feel they have failed the dominance hierarchy. They're so removed from healthy masculine interactions that they have fetishized them, making it impossible for them to be around you and your friends for too long. I grew up totally tolerant of gay guys, I thought there was a gay gene or something. As I got older too many guys hit me up on snapchat or facebook messanger trying to suck my dick. It's so weak, it's the ultimate subjecting yourself to the "notice me senpai" tendencies we all have.

I've had frendships with men that have been so meaningful and dope that I almost felt gay for being that cool with a guy. Frat brothers, teammates in college the occasional coworker or roommate. Maybe in another life I wouldn't have gotten decent at seducing girls and having fun hobbies and I would have turned to sodomy to find meaning. Thank god I didn't, because I don't want to hang out with a single faggot ever again. Fucking terrible people, never take responsibility for anything, never self confident, disgusting.

>>129528182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
/thread

you guys are weird as fuck. me and the homies always rub eachother out on dull nights. it's not gay - we don't make eye contact or kiss and shit. just gasms after a few brews.

>>129528182
Let's be really blunt, if """""""straight""""""" dudes are doing any gay shit, its not kissing and cuddling. They'll get their dick sucked through a glory hole or something.

Kissing and cuddling a dude is inescapably faggy. While getting your cock sucked anonymously (by a man) is also faggotry, it's at least accomplishing an orgasm.

Whatever more lonely womyn for me

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>>129528182
I wonder if this is one of those "more than 50% of social studies are not reproducible"

>>129544132
No that is totally gay, the only totally masculine and non-gay homosexual sex that's acceptable is being the bull and fucking a man in the ass, THEN fucking his wife, in the same room, now that is alpha and actually not gay

>>129538972
I think I'd be your friend too Ausbro

>>129544607
The sample size consisted of the author and his friends

>>129544758
typically if we want to take it up a notch we will break out the flesh light and use it on eachother. don't really have to fuck eachother to accomplish the gasm.

desu i think that's pretty gay.

>>129539735
Haha, faggot!

>>129536942
Do you dock each other during a good old fashioned mutual back to back rub off for a mid session cooldown?

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>>129544953
No - sexuality must be BASED...dominance over the untermensch, we have to find cucks to fuck in the asshole, and then fuck their girls, in complete domination over all pussies, treating their assholes like pussies and pussies like pussies in complete ritual symbolic domination of the world

>>129545407
so i treat the asshole like pussy and treat the pussy like pussy

what do i treat like asshole?

>>129528182
This question is gayer than 10 guys fucking.

>>129528182
My only friend is my girlfriend and I don't kiss her much. I tell her to suck my dick then I fuck her. I cuddle her cause her girly shape makes for a good body pillow.

Gays should be burned at the stake.

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>>129528182
>.co.uk

Trident strike on my own position pls