/cpd/ - CHICAGO POLICE DISPATCH - DARK NIGHT RISES EDITION

>page 7
fuck here just in time

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>get down Muthafugga

>watch yo keys.

Lovin' it

Wooo, back again

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Let's kick some things off with some fresh OC in anticipation of next month's festivities.

>>129523873
Nicely done robert. Am fairly new to the general so this will be my first 4th July

>>129524015
This general wasn't around then desu (near as I can tell)

should be top bants

Chicongo is simmering hot. 33 shot in 18 hrs.

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170611/downtown/33-people-shot-18-hours-chicago-leaving-2-dead

Plus who know how many more today. Spic was shooting a rifle earlier

>>129524229
damn robert

>>129523873
Nice!

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T I M E F O R B I N G O

CHIMPOUT
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>>129523873
>Check yo keys
What dis meme?
>New

>>129522913
thump for 1 apprehended male black

call for an AirRobert

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>>129525497

>>129525497
Welcome, Newbert. Get comfy. See >>129525625
for some explanations.

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>>129525766
>>129525625
Thank you friendos

>>129525497
ambiance stream:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

it's my fav

WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT

WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT

>hey, were da white women at

nog on freq again

WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT!

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>UNATTENDED BAG

aggressive

>lying by a patch of trees

Surprising amount of MALE WHITE tonight.

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FYI, Roberts

Next Monday is Juneteenth, which is actually a recognized Midwest holiday among basketball americans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth

>>129527291
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth
Ah yes, the Long Night Of Irony.

>>129527291
>the word is a portmanteau of "June" and "nineteenth"
it sounds like a name Buzzfeed or someone would come up with

>SHOT'S FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED

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>>129527487
pace yourself, anon

last night we had machine guns

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Pick your Miss Juneteenth waifu roberts

>>129527666
nice try satan I bet those are all qt traps

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>>129527666
this year's runner up

>>129527793
oh hell

>>129527793
Shada Brown is the qtiest negress

gang bangers have scanners?

>>129528225
Why not?

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bampu

>anyone with a fire hydrant key?

>dafuq was that...

kek

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We should be hitting First Dark soon lads

>child fell out the window

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Good Evening Roberts

>>129527258
Lots of festivals and concerts going on in Chicago this weekend.

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Evening, Roberts.

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>>129530642
Welcome, Robert.

Been listening since 5 pm today.
"Where da white wimmin at!" Has made an appearance.
And foot chase with cops yellin "get the fuck down stupid motherfucker" followed by dispatch asking for key checking lol

>>129531078
>cops yellin "get the fuck down stupid motherfucker" followed by dispatch asking for key checking lol

This is amazing

>>129531078
>>129531238
They got his ass. That was funny AF.

Car in a ditch...nobody cares lol

Huebert reporting in, good evening

Oh and earlier there was a male black wearing a purple hoodie and nothing else running around harrassing folks. Possibly on drugs.

>>129532286
Brazilbro. Good to see ya.

>dindu cops

what's this argument over the CB about?

saassssyyy fun

"You know who i am"
"Luv this channel"
Hahahaha. Eddie cop is awesome.

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drowsy Tyrone dispatch needs some coffee

>10 y/o hitting a security guard
crappy little dindu nuffin

call for a body snatcher

Wonder how they'd feel if they knew we listened to them?

>>129533251
They know.

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75 minutes. Body snatcher is on the timer

>>129533342
How do you know they know?

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>>129533251
>they
depends on who THEY is

hey i jus got in here

They meme over the radio every now and then
Darude sandstorm
Where da white wimmin at
Blinded by the light

>>129530500
Checked, F for this kid but probably saved him from a worse fate later on

Do you guys think Trump will act on his promise of "sending in the feds" if chicago doesn't unfuck their shit?

yeah if they dont there will be some dumb false flag event

Good evening roberts

>>129534871
evening robert welcome

>>129534320
no way what would he listen to at 3am when hes shitposting on twitter

>>129534320
I hope so. God the scanner would be awesome with feds too

Naked male white wanderin around. No Robert wants to deal with naked druggie lol

What do you guys think about Chicago PD series?

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OC fresh out of the oven, still hot

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>>129536504
And here's Maglite Costanza if anyone wants to shop him elsewhere.

>male in a wheelchair hit by a car hit and run.
dayum

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Evening, Robert.

It appears last night was rich on spray and pray. Any of these got on air?
Also, what about male black with AK47?

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>>129537016
>Also, what about male black with AK47?
>>129420232

Anyone have the link to the CPD stream that has the ambiance attached to it? I think its a sound cloud stream of sorts.

>>129538180
Stay comfy, Robert
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>129538180
>ambiance stream:

>http://youarelistening.to/chicago

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keep on drummin, jamal

ded thread

>>129538795

Say that shit again and I will have a robert kill you on the spot like some rabid APE

>watch yo keys

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disturbance at Duece's Bar near Wrigleyville

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Deuces+and+The+Diamond+Club/@41.945873,-87.6551795,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x69731d43a85d7c54?sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwinx8CForfUAhUL64MKHYgHBV4Q_BIIjwEwDg

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Evening, Roberts.

why did CPD decided to make their stream available for public?

I don't get it
explain, burgers

>>129539810
because why not?

>>129539810

because we don't live in a fucking police state and the officers want transparency. Its all public air waves man. I can't beleive some places don't let the public lsiten to the police scanners. Fuck you.

When is the fabled "real robert hours"?

I am new here and trying to get invested in the culture a bit also.

>>129539810
encrypting radio waves is difficult and expensive.
besides its not like they have a reason to

>>129540024
In 17 minutes. Standby.

>>129540024
real Robert hours begin at 12:00

>>129539941
Woah fellow burger man, no need to get all nasty to the meme country known as Belgium.
>>129539810
Belgianbro, it's public airwaves so if you tune into the right frequency you can hear it. Most departments out this information out there for the public, but we could probably find it regardless.

>>129539810
Technically, the rebroadcast of public safety frequencies is illegal, just not enforced. Kind of like flying a kite in Chicago, giving a monkey a cigarette in Indiana, and hunting for whales in Minnesota I think.

>>129540024

Real Robert Hours start at 10:00 PM Central (Chicago time), or 11:00 EST.

These threads are kind of a niche, but fairly popular and fun. Enjoy the dreamy, dark aesthetic. Try looking at google maps and streetview when they talk about addresses.

>>129540234

Did see a dude ticketed for feeding pigeons in Chicago once, though.

Male Black is really inactive right now desu

>>129540545
what is he planning?

>>129540234
>>129540231
>>129540120
>>129539872
are there any chances that some criminals can take advantage of that?

>>129540768
the average gang banger is probably not too smart to take advantage of a public radio frequency

>>129540493
The city is trying to crack down on them. Those rats with wings are a pain in the ass. Soon they'll start ticketing for feeding geese. This thing shit worse than pigeons.

>>129540768
not really
if theyre listening and hear a dispatch to them theyre already fucked

>>129540768
Too hard and ineffective. They'd have to have their own dispatch should they try to use these broadcasts to their own advantage. Plus, you do not have access to ALL police channels, after all.

>>129540768
There are chances, however, use of intercepted police radio for the furtherance of a crime upgrades even something that you might be let go for, to a felony.

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>>129540768

Maybe in a small town, but not somewhere like Chicago. Too big, too many cops, they have multiple frequencies, etc etc. It's more than 10x the size of Brussels, for reference.

>>129522913
Mel Black

>>129539810
Federal law. You kind of have to if you want to use calls as evidence which everyone does.

The only exception is of course during emergencies that are abnormal, but most police departments now have a separate channel for abnormal emergencies (Which would be things like swat, stand off, tactics, ect.)

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is edit Robert on? This is the Robert that got you to make the Chiraqalypse Now image, got another for you toy have fun with, ever see the "muh constitution" meme template? Here it is, I'll be posting a random example, I think you cand make it great

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>>129541156

Actually, going by Chicago city proper, it's about 2x the population of Brussels' whole urban area.

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>>129541292
example, I'm sure we can meme the fuck out of it for Chicongo/Chiraq

>males not wearing shirts
>males have guns
not even trying to hide that they are strapped, huh?

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It's time. Get ready roberts.

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GET IN HERE

>>129541152
>>129541152
>>129541152
>>129541152


WE ARE STARTING THE OPERATION

>>129541557
No cars available, ist gonna be a while. Wew

>>129540234
Half true, interpherance is obviously not allowed, but that law is really just so fcc regulated broadcasts like radio stations don't do it.

The law hasn't really caught up to making Internet streams illegal.

They sell Comercial police radio scanners, there are apps for it that are fully legal but If WNBC does it then they will be fined

Ban assault hammers

Seriously? Some one's complaining about an open hydrant? While it's still near 90? Bullshit.

>dunkin donuts parking lot

>>129541830
If its the same call. That hydrant has been open since 6 pm lmao

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>>129540953
>>129540919
Chicago here.

You clearly have no idea how stupid dindus are.

Most of them have a very tenuous grasp on the English language in general. You can see this effect in classrooms best because it's there people are forced to speak in coherent sentences, pronouncing each word clearly. You can't get by on small phrases or even grunts to convey your message.

If i were to take a wild guess, the average dindu has the vocabulary that's 25% of an average person, and completely disregards any grammer rules, often creating their own languages primarly using rhythmic grunts; it's all their brain can process.

For example, I used to go to DePaul university in Chicago, which accepts a shitload of tall niggers who play basketball and can only play basketball. They're forced to take general education credits, which they often don't even pass, but are forced onward by an administration dependent on college athletics for two important things: revenue and diversity quotas.

Niggers cannot form complex thoughts, let alone complex sentences. During in class discussions they often have a glaze over their eyes; they have no idea what they're doing or what anyone is talking about. And who's expecting them to? All they can do is play basketball. If that goes out the window with injury or lack of talent, that person's life is essentially over. They aren't required to do anything but play basketball. And the professors know it, the administration knows it, and most importantly the nigger students know it.

So they're free to disrupt every classroom and learning institution, leading to the massive problems in higher education you see today, evident by the fact that schools like Harvard and Yale are pretty much fucking jokes at this point.

>tldr, you know that chart that compares average race IQ? well the reason Blacks don't use radios and shit to monitor police movement is that they're literally too stupid to understand most people when they're talking quickly

Stupid idiot needs to check his key.

>>129541697
I love how internet people, when they know nothing about something, they simply make it up and then proceed to explain it to others.

CHECK YO KEYS

>>129541697
It's acceptable for personal use. I was talking about rebroadcast, which this stream technically is, just as WNBC would be hit.

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CHECK YO MOTHERFUCKING KEYS.... btw welcome Roberts

Can anyone say something bout area surrounding campus of University of Chicago?

How is it?

my gf goes there as an exchange student next year, how fucked up is that place?

>>129542508
anyone know where on the shooting map the Uni is?

>>129542593
It's the weird low crime area next to the 2 zones that are really in the red

>>129542593
forgot link
http://heyjackass.com/2017-deadliest-hoods/

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>>129542508
>>129542593
>>129542677
>>129542707
>Yuro with Asian GF detected

Quick warning she's gonna get hit up by that BWC over and over and there's not a whole lot you can do about that.

Otherwise, tell her not to leave hyde park. Don't go to washington park, don't cross the highway; just stay in the white bunker that is HP.

It's the nicest neighborhood in the south side for a reason: it's surrounded by parks or highways and there's no public transportation that stops there. If she leaves; she dies.

You guys should put this picture in the OPs desu

>>129542020

>Harvard and Yale
>pretty much fucking jokes

Says the dude who basically admitted to dropping out of DePaul.

Ok kid.

>>129542707
>Illustrating chicago's values
I love how this website is completely factual yet seems to exude a sort of sarcastic passive aggression that makes it seem like it's constantly implying that niggers are dumb and violent

>>129542508
I lived in Hyde Park for a year. It's a police safe haven for sure. Just tell her not to go further south than 59th street and not to go further north than 51st street and not go go more west than cottage grove. And stay the fuck away from the lake after dark.

Cheers.

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>>129542864
I used to go to DePaul because I just graduated from there three days ago son.

But if you're still holding onto the belief that harvard and ivy league schools are bastions of learning, you've got another thing coming.

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/05/08/harvard-students-plan-graduation-ceremony-for-blacks-only-claim-its-not-about-segregation/

http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/06/yale-student-shrieks-at-prof-for-denying-her-safe-space-video/

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/teen-accepted-stanford-after-writing-blacklivesmatter-100-times-application-n742586

This, or you're just a stupid nigger who can't keep up with current events and is mad at my post because it has too many long words lol

https://www.trulia.com/local/chicago-il/tiles:1|points:1_crime

Thought that was a interesting view of the crime rate

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http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/22/us/rapper-harvard-thesis-trnd/index.html

>>129542508
Just tell her to eat some polancic tenderloins and pizza pies and she should be just fine goy.

>>129543209

https://archive.is/xfm2Z

>says she had a machine attached to her chest and looked lost

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>>129525625
Excellent literature friend

>male shot in a gas station

>>129543252
Based Norway, you're the hero /pol/ needs but doesn't deserve.

>>129522913
So gimme a quick rundown, apparently Chicago has been experiencing a sharp uptick of FUCKING A BLACK MALE criminality and other some such?

Any ideas why? Is there a bad heat wave going on right now or something?

>>129543987
90 degrees

>>129544110
Understandable.
Any ideas on the gang situation? Are they at war again? It's been a couple decades of relative peace.

>>129543400
I heard that too. How odd.

>>129543987
Cartels vs local gangs

>>129544346
>agents in silvery bio-hazard suits with tinted face-plates and assault rifles suddenly appear and seize the subject, executing any witnesses as they usher them into a black unmarked SUV

>>129543987
it's summer, and the Nogs are no longer coraled in their holding pens aka school

>>129543987
3 fatal and 28 nonfatal shootings today as of the last update on heyjackass.

>>129544484
This timeline is the best timeline.

>>129543035
Thanks
I try to to explain my gril that every nigger is a potentinal criminal in Chicongo, but she is quite bluepilled about that since all nigs in her social circle have uni degree, and don't look like criminals.

>>129544641
Tell her to watch some documentary on the Chicago crime. There's a BBC documentary on it called the lost streets of Chicago.

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>>129543987
These are just the shootings from today.

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>>129544641
Show her this

And btw, how the Hyde Park can be considering safe if it has 35% black population?

>you just got invited
kek

>>129544641
Just have her look at Heyjackass.com

>20-25 loud reports

>refusing to pay for the pizza

>>129544938
Probably affirmative action college niggers.

They took the pizza and refused to pay. Truly scum.

Damn that backlog is gettin pretty big.

>>129545257
>>129545297
Please tell me they tried this at their own address?

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Hello /CPD/, I have a question for you:

Is there a way to record the dispatch feed so you can rewind and listen to something again? What program are you using for that?

Also, /CPD/ inspired me to listen to my local police feed. Is there any way to get a list of the codes they use? I couldn't find them online. Can you get them through a records check with the department? Thanks /CPD/!

>>129545416
Because niggers, my limey friend. Because niggers.

JOHN NIGGERSON?

>>129545416
Yea pizza guy is waiting outside for the cops. Likely dindu will claim he never odered or got a pizza

>>129545423
You could record it yourself or pay for the premium app that has an archive.

shit niggers just pay for your goddamn pizzas

>>129545423
You can give Audacity a shot.

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I've been gone more than a week, and I am damn glad to see that Robert remains on /pol/. How the hell are you all tonight, everyone?

>>129545798
Doin good Robert. Gearing up for the 4th

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>>129545423
>Is there a way to record the dispatch feed so you can rewind and listen to something again?
Yessir. Observe my pic.

Battery at Hastings male bleeding from the eye

Assault in progress male passenger threatening Mohammad

Male hit in the eye and bleeding alot. Wew

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>>129545876
I have a good feeling about this year. Mother's day was a mess, and memorial day's weekend was a tribute to Khorne.

3 boys up to no good at the rear of the school

Waved down at BK lot, accident just happened

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>>129545762

I have audacity but I can't seem to figure out how to put the feed in as input. Do you know how?

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>Everybody if you have admin stuff dump it on the desk sgt

Issue with the father over disciplining 6 yo

Boyfriend battered a bitch then stole her phone and money

I think they broke up y'all

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>>129546230
>>129545762

Nevermind I figured it out. Thanks anon

>negro manlet with a gun in his waistband

Person w/a gun, 2 male blacks, Manlet and full size nigga flashing pieces

>>129546230
https://rg3.github.io/youtube-dl/
It's a python script. Has support for many sites.

>>129546230
Been a while since I used it, maybe 4-5 years. Not sure if it was changed but you used to be able to select your audio out as an input source, then record it from that.

Parsons chicken and fish, hiz Panic tryna start shit, alcohol in his pockets

Blue van w/ Nevada plates, now a mobile home cuz folks living in it

>>129522913
Robert, you're a beast sir. Keep up the good work.

>smoking the drugs

>5400 Marshfield
>Female hitting people
>People pulling out guns shooting in the air

>"We're over here now, nobody's here atm"

Marshfield - males and females hitting people pulling guns and shooting them in the air

35 Roberts gonna be the paper man ya hear

Male black fence rattling by the bus stop

>>129546703
Kek. I desperately want that to be a euphemism,

Suspicious auto, trunk open to a parked black suburu

Lmao that trunk has been open for hours now.

Sassy levels going up early tonight

>>129546837
It's fun hearing the calls that get swept aside over the course of a night...some nights, it's trivial shit like open trunks, others, it's "Some nigga has been screaming in the alley for three hours"

>Break down the barricades! Hah hahaha! :3

Dispatch got bantz, someone take these motherfucking barricades OUT OF THE TURN LANE

>>129546998
My favorite in the past month or so was
>Transformer on fire, nothing further

>>129546998
Wait till real summer time. Bodies left for 6-7 hours. And all sorts of shit

>>129547092
If it is half as good as last year, I'll be happy. But If it's better than, well, that I wouldn't mind at all.

>>129546998
Or like we had last summer, sometimes it's a literal human skull being found in a park.

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>>129546783
WE WUZ PAPERMANZ

>>129547164
Hopefully its crazier. But the bar is set pretty damn high

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How do I start listening to this?

>>129547238
Lmao 8 hours later. Nobody cares

2 people breaking into callers house

Ignacio in a Sentra, baby mama took 3 yo on a sports bike

Group making noise and getting turnt in the alley

Momma took her 3 yr old on a sports bike. Mexidad is concerned. Wew.

>>129547337
click the link
hit play
get comfy

>>129547337
Hello, newbert. Welcome to /cpd/. Couple of options:

http://youarelistening.to/chicago
This is Dispatch with ambient music

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
This is dispatch without

Get comfy, Newbert.

muh property
t. prego

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>>129547238
>it's a literal human skull being found in a park.
That was pretty good, but the southside burning was still the creme de la creme of last year's coonery.

>>129547353
Why would they? Where the fuck's he going? haha

>>129547337
>How do I start
Go here: http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Turn the soundcloud stream down to 35% volume. Get something warm to drink, and curl up with a book and something comfy.

Paige said she ex bf won't give her shit back, baby daddy calls in that Paige jacked his phone

Don't waste Robert's time with this bullshit

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Your guy Raymond calling again still at Lexington and Loomis.

What did dispatch mean telling Robert this?!?

Male white swimming after hours

but are you ready to roll 32 Robert?

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>YOU GOT JOBS WAITIN' ON YOU 34 ROBERT. ARE YOU READY TO ROLL?

Get your shit together 34 Robert

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> calls police
>reports roommate spit on him

>>129547950
Santiago pissed as fuck about that

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>>129547950
They both deserve pic related.

Will police find drunk Amy MacDonald before I do?

Female white is lost - F for BLACKED ETERNALLY

>>129547996
R.I.P. in peace, Miss McDonald

FUCKING

P E D E S T R I A N S

HURRY THE FUCKING PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC UP ON LAKESHORE

calm down Robert

>male being beaten by two people in an alley, nothing further

Battery in progress, male being beaten by 2 pipo in alley

>male being beaten by two males in an alley
rip in pepperoni

>Male being beaten by two in an alley
Let's play guess the race of the perps.

"Go for double deuce"

Smooth as fuck Robert

>>129548288
an arab man being beaten by two Brexiters

Someone once mentioned that there's an archive for these... Is there a way to get just the late-night/early mornings?

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>>129548204
>>129548221
>>129548288
New thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f10CtaCoeVI

>>129548288

Extremely dark male whites I'm sure

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>>129548371
>extremely dark whites

>>129548371
easy mate we're in chicago, not minneapolis

2 male gangbangers tryna put hands in areas, male black and male hiz Panic the unlikely duo!

>male black male his panic harassing people
It's good to know they are getting along

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>TRYNA PUT...THEIR...HANDS...

>...

>...THEY'RE HARRASSING PEOPLE.

>>129548630
a love story for the ages

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>>129548371
Nearly fell off my chair.

>>129548677
Romeo and Jubio

SHut the live band down Robert!

Oh shit could be it Jamal?

>>129548813
>Keep drummin Jamal

>>129522913

Sorry Roberts late to the party. Let's go Pens.

>we don't want no mishaps today, 10-4??
Sassy FemRobert is sassy!

NO MISHAPS TODAY 10-4?

CTA needs Robert to make sure to keep traffic off the ass of these doubledeckers

>males trying to steal the rims off a dark chevy

>high on pot and trying to steal rims

>MALE DARKS TRYING TO TAKE THE RIMS OFF OF A CHEVY

4 male mexcants smokinggg weed stealing hub caps

Disturbance on shakespeare, 4 Hiz Panics smoking weed and stealing rims

>>129549192
what is this the 80's ?

Don't be making no stereotypes now, Robert

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Bump

>>129549198
It's always niggers.

>boyfriend named cat eyes

Bumpin4Chicago

>THE CALLER'S MOTHER HAS A BF NAMED ..."CAT EYES"

>THATS HIS NICK NAME
Probably his gamertag too no doubt. Kek

>HE MAY HAVE A WEAPON
Get that shit Robert! Drop Cat Eyes and secure his looot!

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>CAT-EYES

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Christopher Singleton AKA Cat Eyez

time to get comfy
pastry Robert reporting

((((Cat Eyez)))))

Feeling depressed, can't breeve

max comfy too you welcome Robert

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Body snatchers are busy tonight.

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>Dat deep voice asking "DID SOMEONE NEED BODY REMOVAL SERVICE?"
Spoopy.

ID

6 feet wit dredz

>2 male whites and a female hispanic, suspecting that they stole her phone, one jumped on her car

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Jumped on hood of car

Crocadale lounge

say it with me lads

CHECK

10-4 ROBERT

Boyfriend intoxicated

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>>129550113
YO

Crocodile Lounge - nothing to see here ....

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>male hispanic with no shoes

>no shoes
ffs

dispatch sounds sassy tonight

New thread???

>UNATTENDED BACKPACK AT ART MUSEUM

oh shit

>>129550556
If OP is off-net I'll bake.

>art institute
Never go there. Especially for culinary. It's literally a scam.
>t.went for 2 years

>>129550559
UH OH!

>>129550559
what are the odds it's actually a bomb

>>129550559
religion of peace?

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>>129545423

So any anons know how to decode the police codes? I thought about asking for a ride along and take notes under the guise of saying its for a college course

>>129550675
very very low, some guy probably just left his backpack there

GET DOWNN

THREE
THREE SHOTS FIRED

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Shots fired

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>>129546605

>Cindy Trooper
sounds like a cool lady

>>129550784
>>129550784
>>129550784
>>129550784

NEW BREAD

>>129550784
>>129550784
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>>129550784

HOT AND FRESH
>Posted in te new thread like a newb, sheeiit

>>129550874
Trips three

>>129547242
Wow are all of them but one left handed

>>129538445
Keep on drummin, jamal