Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

furfags get the fuck out!

>>129514384
I thought May won the election? Did the stories not win parliament?

>>129514384
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Is there even any difference between someone who's 17 and 364 days old and someone who is exactly 18 years old?

Restrict voting to 21+.

>>129514805
24+

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>>129514805
And this how we know you're scared and losing.

POO IN LOO

http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/strathclyde-university-bosses-send-email-13170825
http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/strathclyde-university-bosses-send-email-13170825
http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/strathclyde-university-bosses-send-email-13170825
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>>129514384
umm no sweetie.
She fucking won.

>>129514805
>>129514954
More like 35+ and for white males only.

>>129515005
Oh shit, it's the 'sweetie' poster again. Hi!

>>129515080
Literally nobody younger than 90 should be allowed to vote. You know it makes sense.

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>>129514384
Are these niggers serious?

Use this thread first:
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>>129514384
why the fuck do these clowns think they can have ANOTHER election

>>129514384

COMRADE CORBYN

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>>129515277
Friendly reminder that literally no minority government in British history has ever lasted more than two years.

Guys would you prefer Davis or Boris as PM, Davis seems like he knows what the fuck he's doing in relation to brexit as he had to negotiate all the maastricht treaty and all that bollocks but Boris as PM would make the Tory party a laughing stock. I really don't see how the Tories can get us both a decent brexit deal and a decent majority.

>>129515815

Davis is a bit of a bore, but he's a firm hand on the tiller kind of MP. Also has some working class cred, unlike the rest of the chinless coked up cousin fuckers in the party.

Boris is a buffoon. He's not particularly smart or witty, he's just verbose and bumbling. Great for deputy PM or a TV presenter, but a fucking awful party leader.

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>Guardian to go tabloid as it abandons Berliner presses in print deal with Trinity Mirror

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What the fuck

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>>129515815
Davis. So we might get someone who isn't a complete mong as Brexit secretary.

>>129517887
Nah mate, Davis is pretty clued up. Would prefer him to stay as Brexit secretary though.

>>129517767
My bros and I do it all the time. You're only a faggot if you suck dick. Kissing a man shows you trust each other and hugging shows you are bros.

Not doing this is gay.

>>129517887
http://www.conservativehome.com/platform/2016/07/david-davis-trade-deals-tax-cuts-and-taking-time-before-triggering-article-50-a-brexit-economic-strategy-for-britain.html
He seems pretty decent to me, also who did you have in mind?
>>129516524
It's because they'd have to have a prime minister who can win (I know that sounds retarded) because their government will inevitably collapse and although labour will struggle to get as high as a vote percentage they did this time (the youths will not turn out again) they need to start swinging the vote the conservatives way and actually get a strong majority.

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>>129514782

I appreciate no one cares but someone asked me what changed things for me so here it is.

>>129518938
Alright, I don't think I've told you lot this.

I was a pretty happy lad. Girlfriend, nice cosy job. A bunch of stuff happened with my mum and her partner. Nasty domestic abuse stuff. Ex-partner and I had a huge fight, should have been arrested, police turn up and they turned a blind eye to me breaking his nose, but through all this, Mum puts dad in touch with me for the first time in 20 years.

He's a massive bloater. Like huge.

Dies about three months later. Was 58, didn't actually have to die, but suddenly the man I've spent my life thinking I could maybe live up to and maybe he'd come back, shows up, shits himself to death, and when it comes to the funeral, his Russian wife (nice lady actually) has asked for an open casket.

On the morning of the funeral I'm smoking a fag and taking nips out a hippy with my mad uncle. Funeral director sidles over.

"Are you the son?"

"Yes?"

"Aye, there's been a problem, yer da, he sort of err...burst..., we got most of it a in a bin bag though."

A bit of a mess for a few years.

Wake up and realise this isn't how a man lives.

Here we are.

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>>129514384
unironically jez 4 pm

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>meanwhile France becomes a one-party state ruled by a party conjured out of thin air by a literal globalist banker

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LOOK AT MY WEATHER

No one here gets to cry about heat EVER again!

>>129515005
YASS SLAY!

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Is plastic surgery prevalent in the UK?

>>129519862
I like stories of happyendings lad.

>>129514384
That was funny until i realised that was a real paper

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>>129514782
What a waste of a 3rd post.

I hope you realise that historians will one day trawl through our posts in order to find out exactly how we memed Nigel into office, yes? Is this what you want your legacy to be?

Delete.

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>>129515080
Anyone who pays taxes and has a job should only be allowed to vote.

>>129519894
HEY HEY

HO HO

THOSE NEWFAG NU-POL GOTTA GO

>>129514718
Brit/pol/ has been hijacked by faggots from r/LabourUK, Morning Star is a communist paper.

She won, she's hammering out the deal with the DUP over the next week, same thing happened in 2010 but with the Lib Dems.

>>129519567
>How in the fuck do you see Labour taking another 64 seats?
>There's /literally/ no way that can happen in an election anytime soon.

Depends, there were a lot of seats that were very close, and if Corbyn brings back the moderates, there will be better people in the cabinet, perhaps a slightly adjusted manifesto and politicians that know the numbers?

>Britain
>aka the most irrelevant country ever
LMAOing at retarted brits, your fuckin country isn't even as big as alaska LOL

>>129519862

So are you in the Army now? I'm 28, was in the OTC at uni but feel bored now in my current job in London.

Getting fitter again after a year of being degenerate in London so tempted to apply to Sandhurst before I'm to old.

>>129520025
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Tory cucks are quiet lately

>>129519915
Charge your phone REEEEE

>>129519926
Nah, any slag can find a pissed beer bellied bloke at a local pub that'll give them a shagging pretty easy.

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>>129519950
Not sure if that's a happy ending.

Lost the girlfriend. She married a yank.

I'm 31 now, basically been rewound to 21.

Still, I'm looking after a really cute doggo while getting /fit/, Can hear him having little doggo dreams while I type.

>>129519926
Yes.

>>129520121
I'm on my way in. Just passed my medical.

>>129519900
What the hell happened to the National Front?

>>129519926
Moreso than people would imagine because most women who do it don't get the stupid balloon style shit ones.

Around 10,000/year compared to 300,000 in the US.

So population adjusted you have 5x more than us

>>129520097

BRITAIN ISN'T A COUNTRY DUMB BURGER REEEEE

>>129520097
Shut up Wyatt, how do you correlate intelligence with geographical land mass you fucking pinhead

Also dont forget who put you where you are today

>>129520204
Progressive globalist surge.

>>129520203

So presume you will be in for the winter entry? What do you want to go into?

>>129519900
France is now where we were in 1997, and it's going to end really badly.

>>129519862
Very grim mate. Hope it all works out and you have a happy and fulfilling life.

>>129520173
Fair enough. Well I would imagine that LAB might pick up some seats and the Tories lose a few more but that just puts us in an even worse position than now.

>>129520204
They've never done well in parliamentary elections.

Kind of (but not really at all) like UKIP doing so well with MEPs but shit with MPs

>>129515815
David Davis is pretty based, he also campaigned against the erosion of civil liberties back in 2008 so we wouldn't get mummynet with him.

>>129520204
same thing that happened to Corbym

globalist NGO's

>>129519999
>what a waste
How ironic

(fair point though)

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Remember when most people thought the 2010-2015 coalition would not last, and then it lasted 5 whole years?

Who's ready for five more years?

>>129514782
It's Sunday night, knobhead

But yeah gave my gf a shag last night

>>129520025

HEY HEY

HO HO

TORY RACISTS NOT WELCOME HERE

>>129520122
>Labour shills still think that Brit/pol/ is pro-Tory

I'm getting really tired of explaining this to you.
No one here supports the Tories. We just hate you effeminate cuckolds and your pandering to Islam infinitely more than them.

Go away. Please. You're wasting your time, but more importantly, your wasting our time. Or better yet just jump off a bridge. Or better still, get all your mates together in a van and drive off a bridge. I don't care. Just leave us the fuck alone.

I know that you don't have any self-respect or dignity and that you'll just keep smearing shit all over yourselves and rolling around in the dirt in a pathetic attempt to convince people that you're not a shit-covered retard, but surely you realise that you're just making people irate at this point.

>>129520349
Army Legal Service. If they won't have me, the RN will.
>>129520407
It's turned me from a normie to a complete /pol/tard. That isn't even the half of it, but I know there's others who have had worse so I won't go into detail.

Thanks though anon.

Got blue balls from the false 'happenings' today lads

>>129520203
Were you at common selection then? Assume you passed that?

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>Survation/Mail (EURef ex DKs):

>REMAIN 51 (+3)
>LEAVE 49 (-3)

>Jun 10th

>>129514384
Is that a real newspaper that calls itself the Lucifer?

>>129520251
>>129520272
>when the americans revolted you and your """"""""""""'great empire"""""""""""" couldn't even keep us under control we BTFO'd you like crazy
LOL fucking retarded brits "LE WE CREATED YOU" yeah and we made you our BITCH! LMAOING AT RETARDED BRIT BONGS WHO UNIRONICALLY THINK THEY'RE HOT SHIT

>>129515001
DESIGNATED

>>129520808
If anything that shows that barely anybody's changed their mind at all.

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>>129520721
get back in the shed m8.

>>129518125
No, sorry you gay. Just so deep in the closet, your visiting Narnia.

>>129520008
This and only this.

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>>129520073
It's basically an impossibility though. But yeh, I guess anything can happen.

>>129520721
This

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What do when a girl just gets bored and stops replying to you? She went out of her way to get to know me around Easter time (the only person I ever got to know at uni), then she just gradually stopped replying and has been silent around a month now. Does this mean I'm a boring, hopeless cunt with magical fanny-repelling superpowers?

>>129514718
Choriza May won the most seats but few than 50% meaning that she can't rely on her party to push through legislation. This effectively paralyses the government unless they make deals with the other parties all of which hate the Tories. The only party which might play ball are the DUP who are basically like /pol/ but with actual balls but the more liberal Tories hate the idea and may rebel against it and the DUP see the Tories as filthy degenerates so it's going to be fin times

>>129520792
I'm going officer route lad, the terminology is a bit different and the stages are as well.

Unless they've renamed the RCB since three months back.

>>129520882
>Go round to your nice uncle's house, the one who still slips you a tenner even though you have only ever gotten 60% in every exam.

>take a shit on the carpet

>Y no one lik me? Am kultur! Haf burgah!

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>>129521016
>What do when a girl

>>129520808
Tbh if the vote was held again today i would probably vote remain but that is not the case and most people accept the need to press onwards.

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>>129520721
>he thinks the Tories are any better
>he thinks they dont also pander to islam

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>>129520882

>mfw an american was fat near me

>>129520611
The coalition government had a majority of 76.
The Con-DUP government has a majority of 4.

>>129514718
May won but she didn't win Parliament. She didn't get a majority of seats, so the Parliament is still "hung" (no one is really in power). She either has to form a coalition with someone (DUP, maybe) or form a minority government by some process I don't really understand.

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>>129520721
This. This is what Labour shills actually believe. No one actually likes the Conservative party, there are some good individuals and they sometimes get good stuff done, that's all.

>>129521092
If we knew that, we'd not be wizards.

>>129514805
>Is there even any difference between someone who's 20 and 364 days old and someone who is exactly 21 years old?

How far do you take that logic before you realize just how autistic it is?

Is there something happening on the 22nd of June? I have that date in my mind for some reason.

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>>129515360

What's the status on the DUP coalition? Is it still a go? It'd be pretty hilarious if the cuckservatives got grabbed by the balls by the true conservatives

>>129521016
Maybe she was interested in you but because you didn't ask her out she figured that you weren't interested in her

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>>129520808

This is why we need a proper Brexiter Prime Minister.

>>129521102
He literally explained you pander to Islam infinitely more

>>129521016

Give up she's not interested.

>>129521128
'sup reddit.

>>129517767
Even gay mates don't do that.

>>129521016
lmao she found out why nobody else speaks to you

>>129521227
Do I? I don't remember ever saying I support Labour more.

They are both as bad as each other.

>>129521071
>>129521112
>Criticizing an american for being fat
Oh yeah, well at least our women dont have CHINK TEETH

>>129521200

It's not a coalition.

They will just vote together as they always have.

>>129521016
>what does it mean?
who cares dude girls do shit like this all the time. just find another one and if this grill tries to contact you again then ignore her

>>129520025
>>129520716

Lad, are you ok r'kid?

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/ourguys/ sandwiching /ourpolicy/.

>>129521305
It was bants like this that sank the Hood.

M8, seriously, tone it down.

>>129521200
Ian Paisley has been made the eternal head of state, much like Kim Jong Un's grandfather in North Korea.

>>129521323
Labour is hugely worse than the Tories.

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>>129521350

>5.4%

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>>129521350
I know your education system has trouble with reading comprehension, but at what point did I call you fat?

It's almost like you're hyper defensive about something Jabba.

I just called you an uncultured savage.

>>129515360
>hanging

This is why we need people to pass tests about political knowledge in order to vote.

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>>129520721
So.
You want brit/pol to be your
>Safe-space.

I have no direct qualms with the tripfags here but what purpose do they serve?

They always seem to be nothing more than YKTD tribute acts, parroting his every belief.

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>>129521217
Fuck knows, bit late to ask now like. We had a good fucking rapport for a good few weeks as well, bollocks.
>>129521243
>>129521305
Cheers, harsh truths are probably what I need to hear at the moment to be honest.
>>129521369
>just find another one
Not exactly easy for everyone but ok

>>129521563
Literally nowt wrong with the use of hanging there lad

We still don't have a government in the Netherlands since the election.

Will this be the same for you fags?

>>129520423
But a good brexit deal could harden the Tory vote in some areas I mean many brexit heartlands didn't turn out for Labour.

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>>129521520
>calling our women uncivilized beasts
well at least our women don't shove Tea and Muslim semen down their throats :)

>>129521712
Nah, just ironing out the deal with the DUP.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/the-dup-could-insist-on-nigel-farage-having-a-role-in-brexit-negotiations-6701540/

BASED DUP

>>129521656
Yeah, well "rapport" on its own is only good for acquaintances.

It's shared experiences that truly grow friendships/relationships. Talking alone doesn't give you that.

>>129521423
In what regard?

>>129521656
>Not exactly easy for everyone but ok
actually finding another one in the near future is irrelevant. the important thing is to stop caring about this one and if she contacts you it's very important that you ignore the first attempt. If she sends a second text/call then maybe respond but not to the first. it's an exercise in discipline and also shows that you don't put pussy on a pedestal, which is the most attractive trait that a man can have

>>129521357
Then what's all the drama for?

>>129520929
Har har har. Le Tories, le Cameron.

I've never voted for them and I never will. I realise that they aren't true conservatives; that they've become a pathetic mish-mash of Blairite social policies and Thatcherite economic policies, and that the Tories are actually the biggest factor preventing the emergence of a real right wing party in this country. In essence, they're the second biggest cancer in British politics today (directly behind you and your band of shitposters).

But quick, call me a member of the Bullingdon Club. Call me a pig fucker. Call me a Tory shill. Because if you pretend that I'm a Tory, you can switch off your brain and not think about the problems with your ideology or you shitty little party - you can just drag it right back to tribalist slap fights.

HAHA CORBYN MEMES HAHA VOTE FOR CORBYN LEL

Ironically, you want a hyper-centralised government (with you in charge, presumably), but you can't even convince a bunch of weebs that you're anything other than a slimy puddle of dog shit. You're not smarter than anyone here - not even Pube.

Do us all a big favour and just fucking die.

>>129521918
Economically, socially, foreign policylly

>>129521219
Imagine how much better things would be if Leadsom became prime minister instead

>>129521868
Again anon, when was I talking about your women?

I appreciate as an American, statistically, English is unlikely to be your first language but why is this so hard for you?

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>>129520721
>Labour shills still think that Brit/pol/ is pro-Tory
someone clearly didn't witness the collective torywank after last election's results
>your pandering to Islam infinitely more than them.
the tories are the ones bending over for our "ally" and the worlds biggest funder and exporter of jihadi ideology, saudi arabia. corbyn called for an end of arms sales to them and wanted an investigation into saudi and gulf states funding of terrorism.

>>129521918
Flooding us with shitskins

>>129520121

Isn't it 25 and 11 months max for army officers?

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>>129521712

Because your a defacto Frog-Kraut vassal.

>>129522056
He entirely ignored your post! Almost like he's just fishing for easy (You)s...

>>129521995
Are you Nick Griffin's wonky eye?

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>>129521974

Backbench conservatives could vote against forming a government to force another election.

Not likely, though.

>>129521656

Time to take the 2D pill, lad.

>>129522083
epik. wat subreddit do I go to for le class struggle?

>>129522154
Not any more.

>>129521995
>and Thatcherite economic policies

That's being very generous. They seem to be only interested in whoring the country out for higher GDP figures at literally any cost.

>>129522014
Nice complex political analysis you ingrate. Sometimes I wonder what the average iq of cancervative voters even is

>>129521121
This.

>>129522177

>crying about the UK
>in Brit/pol/

Why not go to one of the other hundred fucking threads instead of coming in here to bitch?

You have to sit on our cocks to slap us in the face.

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>>129514718
She won senpai.
Corbychev & his following of reprobates are doing what Hillary & her retarded followers did; causing uproar & hysteria because democracy didn't go their way.

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>>129522034

Congratulations, yo have been chosen at random as the winner of tonights Brucie Bonus

You win this hand-signed print of Bruce Forsyth

**check back for more random prizes at Brit/pol/ tomorrow**

Chris Leslie is a prize prick.

>>129522225
I know it's low hanging and 40% diseased fruit but I enjoy insulting yanks.

It's a vice I know.

>>129522034

Sadly she would of been torn apart by the (((media))) and other influences.

>>129522217
No doubt.
I think the closer you are to it, the less likely you are to have a government.
The Belgians didn't have a government for 17 months recently. Because they don't need one. Rather, they have one. But it's not their own.

>>129521899

It's actually shared emotions that grow friendships/relationships, and experiences are an aid to that.

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>>129522339
>You have to sit on our cocks to slap us in the face.

Fucking class, that line

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>>129521995
lel, stay buttmad toryboy
can't wait for daddy jez to walk into number 10

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>>129522256
not an argument, saudi cock slave

>>129520121
>but feel bored now in my current job in London

>implying sitting on your arse ordering 17yo div kids around is going to be any more exciting

At least in London you can go out and get shitfaced every night of the week if you want.

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>>129522369
>insulting people you know won't respond

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>>129522439

I hope you will join us soon in freedom, the EU are pushing and grasping every last straw to keep us in.

>>129514384
>>129514384
LOl worthless snaggletooth britcucks are so conditioned and cucked that they still love the mudslimes. their ancestors would be sad to know they arent slitting the throats of the enemy within, startinbg with the sand nigger mayor of london

what if a hung parliament meant the leaders got hung?
would that solve all our problems?

>>129522459
Aye, women want an adventure and part of that is the thrill of the unknown.

>>129522334
I'm a reluctant Tory voter, I mostly vote to keep the likes of Corbyn and you crazy commies out of parliament. But the Tories are statistically better with government than Labour. There's quite a few people who vote the same way for similar reasons.

>>129522611
If we had a say we'd have been out of the union since 2003.

>>129522370
>watching real mummy being insulted by
(berg), ((witz)) and (((Chaim)))

I just couldn't watch this.
>>129522538
I am other army anon. I'm quite happy that I'd rather be doing something traditional, masculine, and not a hamster in a box.

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>>129521899
Yeah I get you. Well we had a few little outings together after lectures and stuff, maybe it was my failure to take action that made her retreat to just talking.
>>129521963
Cheers, makes sense. Well to be bluntly honest I do put female companionship on a pedestal, so it may be quite difficult to get self-discipline like that quickly.

>>129522014
>Economically
The Tories helped create the loosened banking regulations that lead to the economic crash of 2008.

>socially
Tories are the ones cutting the police by tens of thousands.

>foreign policylly
They support Saudi Arabia just as much as Labour do, they are the ones that pushed for, and succeeded in getting british intervention in lots of the "arab spring" countries, thus destabilising the region and creating a breeding ground for terror.

>>129522150
Not only have the Tories continued Blair's policy of mass migration in the hundreds of thousands of people, net in, but it was Thatcher's government who initiated mass migration, both parties are probably doing it to create a massive excess in the workforce, which then devalues their labour, which means that (((big business))) can then demand lower wages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

>>129522620
Or if they all got
>enlarged majorities?

Well Hung.

>>129522538
Takes hit on the body as you age and becomes less and less fun

>>129522572
Whilst yanks tend to be 1pbtid, it remains cathartic and drives down the number of mutts desperately claiming that because some mick impregnated a negress in 1864, they're Scottish. Now get out until you apologise for Suez.

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>>129521016
>talking to girls
>he doesn't want magic powers

>>129522620
That would be a hanged parliament.

Which while cathartic probably wouldn't solve anything for very long

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>>129522646
>Branson loves a Tory as he shafts your orifices for cash to pay him money for state assets you should already own and benefit from.

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>he still thinks Brexit is going to happen

>>129522538

After 14 months I'm pretty bored of that now, all its given me is a bad diet and an extra 4 stone.

I've managed to get it under control, do other things like go for a walk and take photos rather than go out on the piss and start going to the gym to try and get fit again.

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>>129521995
good post

>>129522646
define better.

I mean they're really good at working up huge debts and selling British assets

>>129515815
Boris, with Davis staying leading Brexit. Boris is the only one with the popular appeal to definitively see off the commie menace of current Labour.

>>129521974

Everyone is getting their knickers in a twist because they think the Conservatives just reached for a random party to allow them to get into No. 10.

>>129522646
>But the Tories are statistically better with government than Labour.

Recently it's starting to look like they can't organise a piss up in a brewery.

>>129522714
That's a demolition not seen since South Africa's batting collapse today.
>Good post. Brit/pols very own peter Oborne.

>>129521121

Labour had a majority of 3 in 1974, and in 1977 had lost that via defections and by-elections, and still didn't leave until 1979. Of course, they didn't get into power until 1997 after that, but swings and roundabouts.

If the Tories can last until partway through 2018 with DUP support, they can implement the boundary changes, removing one of Labour's advantages.

>>129522865
Get in shape and buckle up for more buffet of pussy.
>London is a shithole with benefits.

>>129522954
>implying a Tory would ever enter a brewery

>>129522083
>He thinks we should stop selling arms to Saudi
>He hasn't even swallowed his first miniature geopolitics redpill

lads
had a chat with a couple of hot trannys earlier
real talent these two
one of them suggested we lay the groundwork for the EthnoNationalist Tranny Party
then we sucked each others dicks
happy days
not sure about Trannys getting too close to power
reckon they might turn on us
nothing quite tops a hot tranny with a pretty bell
all in all biowomen are things of the past
we as men must acknowledge trannys will take over
the balance of power will be fought with our hard dicks
trannys are pure filth
trannys are pure demons
trannys are mans weakness in the new age
find a tranny bride and show her a good time
millions of them are just waiting to be ruined
be a man
be a God
be the future

>>129523021
I think the Brexit negotiations will focus them.
As an old laboour lad, what frightens me is that they will be back better and more powerful unless Brexit tears them apart.

Watch for Osboorne and Heseltine pissing from outside.

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>BU-BU-BU CORBYN DID SUUU WEWW AND IS THE FAVOWITE IN BETIN ODDS!! :'(

>HE-HE DID SUPER, DUPER WAYY BETTER THAN EXPECTED, FAR FAR BETTER!!!! >:(

>I WANT ANOTHER ELECTION! NOW NOW NOW!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!! I WANNA POOPIE! POOPIE POOPIE POOPIE AN PEEPEE !!! >:O

Erm, no sweetie. Jeremy Corbyn is a loser and a failure. Labour remain, as always, in second place, and can't form a government. Theresa MayMay won the election. The conservatives remain the biggest party in the country, and are forming a coalition with the DUP. SHE LITERALLY FUCKING WON. Now finish your tendies and off to bed, mummy may won't ask twice.

What's a decent entry-tier London job? 30 Minute commute away, feel i should make the most of the city as fucked as it is.

>>129523089
A Tory would own the brewery.

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>>129523048
>London is a shithole
>but sometimes there's bits of corn around it!

>>129523089
Grant Shapps MP

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>>129522957

>>129523121
man are you going to kill people or something, you're writing like a maniac

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>>129523257

>>129523257
Transport lad.
Get a job as a station assistant or any TFL/Network Rail job.
Sorted for life.

>>129520808
If I could go back in time and never have the EU referendum, I'd do it. I voted out for parliamentary sovereignty and for disagreeing with the creation of a socialist superstate out of diverse cultures, but I'd hope we find another way.

>>129523215
>she won
>by losing seats

kek

>>129523048

Even when I was 15 stone I didn't find it hard getting pussy, it all depends on your personality and your company. Been there done all that, got a nice gf back home in Cheshire where I've bought a house.

It probably sounds mega sad now but I enjoy just going out for a walk in the evening and talking to some old boys sailing their model boat in the park.

>>129523283
That wasn't Grant Shapps though, that was Michael Green.

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>>129523283
Is he doing a cheeky power stance?

>>129523121
Kill yourself before you kill anybody else please lad

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>>129523215
here's the original 4 u
remember, you're here forever

>>129523283
Name a city in the UK pound for pound that has more fit people and more stuff to do?

>>129522363
I might have to stop posting here, I don't want to risk being a winner of that.

>>129522083
Tory wank after last election? What the fuck is this revisionism, everyone was on suicide watch after 4 million votes and one (1) seat.

There was a brief point post Brexit when May was posturing on Brexit and the left were calling her the new Mosley, when we saw an influx of redditor Mayflies, but that didn't last long.

Cuckchan Brit/pol/ is shit tier full of mongs who didn't even like Nuttall, place is a joke, but it's never been Tory.

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Okay so I don't follow brit/pol/ at all. Who should I be rooting for here?

Everyone keeps saying both corbyn and may are complete shit. Are there any remotely nationalist candidates with a chances?

>>129521219
You mean Corbyn? :^)

>>129523258
touché

>>129523283
you mean Michael Green

>>129523215

Corbyn won because he wasn't a tory racist, sexist, homophobe appealing to alt-right nazis for votes. Conservatives should be disassembled as the true terrorist threat.

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>>129523121

>>129523398
Can't get station assistant jobs unless you're a 5'1, 19 stone angry Jamaican woman or a 5'7, 8 stone Arab cuck

>>129523121
Yeah actually you probably should kill yourself before you murder some real people who don't have mental health issues

>>129523515

Leeds for the gash, best fanny in the country by far.

>>129522256

Best of luck then!

>>129523535
No

>>129523398
You may be onto something there my friend, are you involved in transport yourself?

>>129523610
>People in IRL unironically believe this

>>129523319
Aye lad, these guys need to know it's more about money and power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_w_x_mwxPU

What's Designated leftist said lad?

>>129523515
I would prefer to live in at least a dozen cities before London.

>>129521423
They are both cancerous shylocks pushing us towards IngSoc-tier dystopia. May was only good for delivering Brexit until she shat the bed.

>>129523638
Hahah so much this

>>129523527
>I don't want to risk being a winner of that.

It's a different British minor-celebrity every day anon

>>129523473
Is he practicing for one of those French toilets?

>>129523425
Nah, walks are blessed in this weather.

>Cheshire.
Are you one of the posh lads from round Prestbury?

>>129523515
>There's far more shit in a sperm whale than in a shrew

I'll stick to my countryside anon.
>>129523579
No lad that's his pen name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Shapps

>>129523668
Cheers M7

>>129523535
>Are there any remotely nationalist candidates with a chances?
None and will never be

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>>129523666
>Tfw i went Uni there.

>>129523407
Yes that's literally what happened, do you understand the way our political system works?

>>129523638
>implying the anon you're replying to isn't a renowned non-white

>>129523843
Unless you've sown your oats in the city, I'll leave you to tend to your crops and cattle.

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>>129523721
He hasn't posted since before the election and looking at the archives, he seems to have made some worrying posts http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/Designated%20Leftist/

>>129523696

They're literally genociding disabled people in the DWP gas chambers and brain surgeons are dependant on collecting mouldy bread from the food bank just to avoid starving for one more day.

>>129523535

The election is over.

>>129523820

No I couldn't afford to live near where I grow up, now live near Sandbach as its near the train to Crewe.

Not as nice as North Cheshire but its getting better and I can get into London in 1 hour 50 minutes which is good.

>>129522363
Best general on /pol for these gems.

>>129523967
what a win dude

>>129523668
>>129520121

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>women
>politics
Brexit as we knew it is dead thanks to this loser. Good job, cunt!

So is it true that the IRA didn't attempt to kill civilians?

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>yeah, guys, socialist economics are totally bad
>exporting industry is bad too
>importing labour is also bad
What did they mean by this?

>>129514384
>
Leftist logic

Leave beats Remain
>We want another referendum

Trump beats Hillary
>Impeach Trump, #NotMyPresident

Tories beat Labour
>Let's have another election in a couple of months

They're just like the EU
>That's not the decision we want Ireland, have another vote and get back to us when you vote differently.

Corbyn's going to piss off a lot of people with this, using more public money to try and change the decision.

>>129524147
Explain the dead civilians then.

>>129523666
I remember going to Orbit in Leeds regularly in the early 90's.
Fucking great times.

>>129523843
>Sebastian Fox
<thats_the_joke.jpg>

>>129523638
KEK. My mate in Essex has worked there past 2 years.
When did you last apply?

You could have applied for mtr crossrail driver. Applications closed yesterday. 57k. 28k whilst training.

Check TFL/MTR crossrail websites.
Virgin Rail usually have jobs.

>>129524127
What do you think of thatcher mr sexist anon?

>>129524147
Was this guy a civilian?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Mountbatten,_1st_Earl_Mountbatten_of_Burma

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>>129514384
>tfw con would have been majority easily if it wern't for shitskins

now you know how it feels to be a republican in america.

>>129524147
no

>>129524356
The last one out of a burning building

>>129523912
>>129524286

Honestly they should put it on the signs when you get there, 'Welcome to Leeds, please carefully. Home of the best fanny in the UK'

>>129514967
The point is that most people tend to grow out of socialism by age 30. If all the people who believed in socialism when they were 18 still believed in it when they were 25 then raising the voting age to 25 wouldn't actually make a socialist government less likely. That fact that socialists know that raising the voting age to 25 would make it impossible for a socialist party to ever win an election shows that most of them know deep down that socialism is retarded.

>>129524285
Apparently they called in before they detonated so the police could evacuate civilians

Imagine how fucking stupid you have to be to vote Tory, just imagine

>>129523687
Aye, liaise with them in my job plus my mates work in Transport.

If you have a degree then do civil service.
If you are a NEET then save money and pay to do project management PRINCE 2 or APMA

>>129524147
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567144/911-not-as-bad-as-IRA-says-Doris-Lessing.html

>>129524147
police officers are civilians

>>129524433

*Please drive carefully

>>129518125
It's only gay if the balls touch.

Fucking hell there on to me. Been looking at the march in Manchester videos and this came up as an advert before one of them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE7Azq4iaMk&list=PLFQe-o9SYRtiMaJEhBfjApbh05upyll10&index=0

>>129524324
OH!
Ahem, I knew that.

>>129524378
>PLZ MAKE DIS ABOUT MEH
Fuck off.

>>129522363
I'm so happy to accept this.
I want to thank all the anons out there

>>129524000
Can someone unironically explain food banks to me?
>Be poor
>Receive money from government
>Receive additional money from job if applicable
>Could buy food
>Buy an iPhone/fags/booze/flatscreen TV instead
>Get given food anyway
Is this how it works?

>>129524147
They kidnapped kids and killed them.

>>129519915
Wot cunt
>u fukin wot?

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>>129524539
>I realised they aren't *that* bad

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>>129524547

>>129520716
Nigger, kike, beaner, shitskin, Paki, hook nose, lug wrench, spic, chink, slope, gook, monkey face. Gtfo and let me be racist

>>129524646

Basically.

>>129524646

That's exactly how it is but don't try and use this in an argument or you will get screeched at by a leftist.

Corbyn wouldn't be as bad as you lot make out.

>>129524646
>food banks
Lefty meme

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>>129523998
Oh shit.
But this election result is what he would have wanted!
>Blairites BTFO.

Man my
>Prayers with BASED Designated Leftist.

Him and Rightly and the other Anons who actually discussed politics made me tolerate the other spazzers.

>>129524454
Honestly, I think that's a bit of a myth. If you actually look at voting behaviour, while people tend to lean a little more conservative when they get older, the main factor is more of a generational thing; what kind of situation did you grow up in and what kind of political events formed the backdrop of your formative years. This generation basically grew up the backdrop of the failure of neoliberal free market economics, the housing crisis, and all that shit.

The older generations support the status quo since on the whole, they've probably done a lot better out of it than the young ever will. They keep saying that this generation will be the first to actually be poorer than their parents. You also have to factor into just how much technological change fits into that paradigm.

>>129523731
Namely?
>Comfy York.
>Bristol
>Bath

>>129524776
/britpol/ is full of butthurt Tories. Your words mean nothing.

>>129524476
during some of the bombing campaigns that was the case but certainly not all of the time

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>>129524646
>Id ends Gf
Why do you do this to me 4chan?

>>129524857
I'm legitimately worried. Suicide is still the biggest killer of men under 45 in the UK.

>>129524454
Honestly, in my opinion, the Labour manifesto actually probably doesn't go far enough. It's still state capitalism with just a lot more public funding. That's not socialism.

>>129524646
Not even close. More like:
>Be poor
>Used to get tax credits to make up money on shitty co-operative pay grade
>tax credits now cut, and living wage not for under 25s
>Barely making money to survive
>Food bank gives you some leverage

I used to work in retail myself and you'd be surprised how common that sort of story is. People having to work 2 jobs at 7 hour shifts a piece, shifts back to back to try and make ends meet as a single parent who's spouse left them for some bird they met at a pub. It's all too common a story.

>>129524776

I have a feeling they'd do something utterly retarded like let in 1 million ``refugees''.

>>129524539
https://openyoureyestohate.com/about-us/

>Upstanding Neighbourhoods rejects extremism in all its forms, whether religiously motivated, ideologically driven or inspired by far-right nationalism. It receives support for its work from a range of sources, including support for its campaigning efforts from the Home Office.

Literally government-funded, what the fuck

>>129524522
So many memories.

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>>129523973

New

>>129525163

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>>129525163

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>want a traditionalist society
>would throw it all away if I could live in a utopia as a cute femboy

>>129524062
Aye, nice area.

HS2 will be good for ya.

>>129524494
Just finished Uni pal, thanks for the advice

>>129524646
usually it's debts that mean recipients have no dosh

>>129524147
Well in 1996 in Manchester they rang ahead.
>Gentlemen

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>>129525060
>far-right nationalism

>>129524920
Older generations don't support the status quo, that certainly is a myth - see the Brexit vote, for example. Socialism just isn't very well thought through.

>>129525035

I work in a supermarket and I've never heard anything like that.

>>129524284
have you heard heseltine? and Farron?

>>129514384
>And the PM even tried to crack a joke about the state of CCHQ food, saying: “You’ve had to eat too much cheesy pasta!”

>>129525035
14hrs/day but still need a foodbank?

fuck off

>>129525359
just what do you think socialism is anon?

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>>129524454
>Socialism
It literally fucking built the country after the war or did Thatcher and her mates sell off non-existing assets?

>>129525234
Good lad.
Apply for
>Graduate Scheme

For:
>TFL
>Civil Service
>Network Rail.
>Virgin Rail
>HS2
>Crossrail

You'll be on around 40-50k within 3 years