Transcended

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>Me again
>Set up on a blind double-date by mild acquiantance
>Arrive on time
>Date arrives two minutes later
>She's wearing purple 'America is okay but could improve' hat
>QT radical centrist
>Jackpot.jpeg
>We start talking, thoughtfully considering each other's nuanced positions
>Other couple turns up
>Neonazi and SJW
>Spend the whole game arguing about everything from the wage gap to race and IQ
>Both loud and obnoxious
>QT is visibly upset
>Time to solve this crisis
>"Actually, you both have valid arguments."
>Stunned silence
>Whole alley goes quiet
>Bowling balls clatter to the ground
>People around us start applauding
>The other couple hug
>QT hugs me
>MFW I bowl a perfect 150

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>Me
>Just came back from Afghanistan
>Justifiable, just went about it the wrong way
>Stepped on an IED in the middle of nowhere
>Leg still whole but fucked up beyond belief
>Sent back home for treatment
>Gangrene.
>Doctor says they have to amputate just below the knee or it will spread
>"You can cut it off," I say, "but just the foot."
>Everyone staring
>Man with no arms in full body cast starts clapping
>Doctor removes spectacles
>Can't stop crying
>Says he's never heard such wisdom
>He'll never have my gift
>Tells me he wants to spend his life spreading the okay word
>Asks me if he should quit medicine
>"Go part-time."

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>Year 2097
>Full-scale world war
>Barron Trump's brain in a jar wants to re-take Eurabian Caliphate
>Waves of white and green robes on camels with cutlasses charge towards MG88 machine gun fire
>Millions dead, they just keep coming
>Had enough
>Step out into the middle
>Machine gun fire stops
>Camels slow to a halt
>Everyone silent
>Staring at me
>"You know what," I say as the world waits with baited breath, "You two are just as bad as each other!"
>Walk away
>No more lives taken that day
>World peace declared that evening

So /pol/ why aren't you a radical centrist?

>>129511256
tl;dr

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>>129511537

OP, I unironically applaud you for the high-quality OC, and wish you the best.
Made me laugh.

>>129511256
Today, OP was not a complete faggot.

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>>129511537

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>>129511256

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>>129511537
God tier thread

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>>129511537
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>>129511256
top keks

>>129511350
>MFW I bowl a perfect 150

TOP KJEK

>>129511350
>MFW I bowl a perfect 150
Alright, you got me.

I keep having discussions with a friend of mine who's a leftist but eager to listen to my arguments about the jewish question and immigration problems, and she always ends up with these fucking lines, like everything's complicated and the truth is in the middle. And it pisses me off so much because she doesn't seem to understand their are forces stronger than others and that in all this chaos their is still a direction we are reaching towards, even if the direction is getting bent by outside factors, some people are still leading the world towards a certain goal.
I understand centrism, but it's always used to neutralize any argument and therefore centrists fight for the status quo.

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>>129511256
>Don't you guys realize it's much more complicated than that?

wow vry wize
insite full
wut did he min b tis?

>>129511350
>She's wearing purple 'America is okay but could improve' hat
why doesn't this exist? I would wear this shit outta this

>>129511256

It's sad you wrote up all these story's to pretend to be something you're not.

Projecting your ignorance doesn't make you insightful, it means you're stupid and proud of your stupidity.

You should be killed...as God says.

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there's people who unironically think like that