WE WAZ KANGZ: The Video Game

>>129509798
>imperial bodyguard of God
>Abraham hanging out with Moses
>13th century Egypt

what

Haven't given a fuck about AssCreed since Black Flag.

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>>129509798
>liberate the people of Israel
>tfw you realize the Assassin order were kikes the whole time and Ramses + the Templars did nothing wrong.

Anyone who stopped playing this garbage series after ACII/Brotherhood made a good decision.

>>129509798
Still waiting for the american slave Assassin's Creed game where you kill tha evil crackas.

>>129509798
KAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGSSSSSSS

>>129510460
top kek, you missed it white boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hROqF8ZOjak

>>129510539
AND

>>129509798
The problem with any game series that does a prequel is that they want to keep in the inventions they added to later games but can't really justify why they're there, and when they add new items to a prequel you wonder why they weren't in the chronologically later instalments. Same thing happened with Batman Arkham

>>129509798
Canaan was the ancient place of Pakistan? Did you write this? Also there was called Hittites, not Hitties.

>>129510639
Hit da white slave mastah wit da wheep

>>129510693
SHIEEEEEET

>>129510265
That was so bad, considering it's a game about pirates the water animations were shit, there weren't even tide effects

>>129509798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI

>>129510869
MUTHAFUCKAZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>129509798
Doesn't look black to me. Looks Arabic. What is he supposed to look like Varg?

>>129510639
>>129510460
I thought I remember them doing this. Man this game just spiraled into straight up a money vampire. Glad I stopped at AC3.

>>129509798
There's way that glut of nonsense is real...is it?

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https://twitter.com/BlackNewsOutlet/status/874017940907204609

>>129510961
>Doesn't look black to me. Looks Arabic.

Protag has a full-on African ooga-booga accent

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Is there any Ubisoft game nowadays that isn't SJW-infested?

>>129509798
>Appears to be set in a fantasy world,
Like all the AssCreed games?
>>129510265
I thoroughly enjoyed the Ezio games but 3 was unplayable. Got some cool shit in the Super Special Limited Edition though.

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>>129509798

>AssCreed
>White protagonist
>Borrow from rich tapestry of history while obviously making other shit up
>People enjoy the historical aspect of the games

>Get diversity directive
>Start introducing POC characters
>So hamstrung by SJW politics and a lack of historical subject matter you just end up making fantasy games

Much like Battlefield's attempt to shoehorn in diversity into a historical setting it just ends up backfiring.

The Marvel Black Panther movie will have the same problem. Alternate dimension storytelling where a country in Africa "wasn't colonized and therefore can into space". Only there were such countries and they're shitholes. But don't let anything stop the narrative.

WE WUZ

>>129511309
because they let sjw kikes develop it

It looks really cool. What's the deal? He doesn't look bantu black.

>>129509798
wat
That shit wasn't written by a native English speaker.

the series is going to end you faggots, what better scenario to end it than where it all began , ancient Egypt

>>129509798
wait a minute. so you play as a jew? does that mean you murder based kangs?

>a black guy running around town stabbing and robbing people
This game seems pretty accurate desu.

>>129509798

Far Cry 5
>shoot radical Christians in Montana as a black rebel

Assassin's creed: Origin
>Kill the European oppressors and free the black rulers of Egypt

Horizon: Zero Dawn
>White men are the devil; women are now in charge of everything and we all worship an AI of a former black, muslim hijab female scientist.

Video games are cancer now, enjoy being bombarded with left wing political shit when you play them.

Wow, I love how they push the false narrative that Egyptians were black. The last dynasty of Egypt was ruled by Nubians and that's why it fell. Can't wait for it to flop.

>>129510961
Arabs reached Egypt after AD 600.

>>129509798
>main character is a LITERAL ARYAN
>fights against semites who enslaved him
>pol says we wuz

go fuck yourself

>>129512189
Main character is black

He sounds like Javik from Mass effect sounds Nigerian he should should at least sound east/North African.

>>129509798
>we wuz kangs
>literal kikes
kill ubisoft

>>129510265
A fun game folllwed by garbage

>>129511949
That picture is a load of shit, and even if it wasn't, just remember: in the AC universe, all Abrahamic religions are demonstrably wrong.
>>129512090
>shoot radical Christians in Montana as a black rebel
They'll prove themselves to be more heroic than your allies by the end of it. Mark my words.
>>129512189
The game is in Egypt. Crying "WE WUZ" was inevitable, no matter what happened.

>>129512230
look at his fucking skin colour
fucking google his fathers ethnicity

hes of aryan origin

>>129512090
the funny part is that I'm gonna play all of those, pirated of course.
I might even enjoy some harmless larping as a brave kang killing dem bitch ass white bois :^)

>>129510348
this is actually believable haha

>>129511689
Ucciditi

>>129510171
I think they mean 13th century BC. And Abraham is not THE Abraham, just named after him.

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>>129512230
he's as black as these men are white

>>129511550
Games are developed by indoctrinated in universities students.

>his father was hitties
>google hitties
hes of a fucking aryan origin

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>>129509798
Why aren't using our autist powers on the comment section of this video /pol?
WHAT THE FUCK???
I DIDN'T SEE A "WE" COMMENT ON THE TOP!!

>>129509798
>egypt
The Muslim Brotherhood begins

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>>129509798

>>129512090
Eastern European devs are the only ones who make stuff worth a damn these days anyways. Probably because they are actually proud of their own culture.

>>129512189
Nice try.
0/10

>>129509798
WE WUZ PHARAOHZ WHILE WHITEY WUZ IN DEM CRACKA-ASS CAVEZ

The main protagonist isn't black.
There are black and arab skinned people in the game, like it was in Egypt.
So basically you only chimp out over the word WE ?
Do you realize how retarded you look ?

>>129512434

See>>129511076

Honestly, this thread needs to be Shoahed, just on the grounds that that picture is a steaming load of shit

>>129510348
>tfw stopped after they brought in some mythical literal aliums and had desmond kill his templar waifu i thnk this was brotherhood
FUCK THE GODS.

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>>129509798

>>129513675
The DNA of ancient Egyptians has revealed

>"They have these closest genetic links to the fertile crescent and the eastern populations of what's now Israel, but if they came from there or if they just evolved with gene flow all the time in this region, we cannot really say."

>instead of finding that ancient Egyptians were more African, we actually found them to be almost zero or much less sub-Saharan African than the population that live in Egypt today,

So yeah it isn't like Egypt at all.

>>129510348

I knew it. Templars were the good guys. I enjoyed larping in Assassins Creed Rogue.

Ofc I pirated all games.

>>129509798
I will only buy it if the combat is at least as difficult as in the first game.

>>129509798
WE WUZ UHSASSINS N SHIET

>>129510348

I stopped after Revelations....

>>129513701
It's not the main protagonist.
There were black people in egypt and some probably had high ranking positions.
The only white dynasty in Egypt was the last one and they weren't the best rulers ever, it would actually do white culture a favor if they were forgotten.
>Incestuous
>Actually lost Egypt and lead to the destruction of a 3000 old empire.

And here I thought they'd given up on this franchise after beating it to death several times over.
The last game sold like shit. I got it for free and didn't even bother with it

I liked AC3, but only for the story. The game itself is really shit...all assassins creeds....no difficulty setting? Is this a Nintendo game? They're way too easy it's a joke...great soundtracks and story though.

>>129514380
same

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It's WUZ not WAZ, you fucking pleb

>>129513990
Ancient Egypt was a 3000 years old empire. Which mummy were tested ? If you really believe that there weren't black people in Ancient Egypt you're as retarded as people claiming that Egypt was solely black and that black dynasties built the pyramids or temples.

Testing a set of mummies and claiming that is concern every ancient Egyptians is retarded, it's clickbait articles.

>asscred syndicunt featured Karl Marx as a good guy calling for a peaceful revolution
>people are still surprised about jewish narratives in asscred games

>>129515114
Holy shit, for real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxRAwVKW6MI

>>129510961
Hitties were Anatolians. They're extinct.

>>129515188 (heil'd)
Yup.
http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Karl_Marx

>>129515188
Considering Karl Marx didn't achieve anything himself personally it's probably true.

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>>129515114
You were saying?

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>>129513709
Ignore the pic, and watch the video, nigger

>>129514380
same

>>129509798
Sorry but Aphopis was a snake demi-god who was destined to destroy the world by eating Ra's big ship.This is ok.The kangz,not quite.

>>129509798
So what's his actual name? I love this series cause the history is somewhat true (to a point) and it might be my name, so I'm excited

>>129515423
WUZ PIXELS N SHIET

>>129511514
>AssCreed
>White protagonist
Altair was from Syria, original Hassasin, not really white. Desmond was mixed with various ancestry and not white.

Fucking newfags, you probably first heard about AC game when it was USA war of Independence or maybe even later.

>>129514829
chill ma nigga

>>129514393
They tested 100 mummies not just the elite big shoots, all from a time period before 30BC.

>There were black people in egypt and some probably had high ranking positions.

Even in all their artwork and names they go out of their way to emphasis they are not like the Nubian's.

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>>129515292
>His work in economics laid the basis for much of the current understanding of labour and its relation to capital, as well as subsequent economic thought.

So true, every country that follows Marxist economics has been a gigantic economic success

>>129509798
Assassin's Creed: Prince of Persia

>>129515423
I did. Don't here the "ooga booga" at all. And as you may have noticed, people are getting strung along by that mess of Engrish, thinking it's real.

>>129516299
>not KANG of persia

>>129515571
ur name is moses? or worse, aabraham? wat a fag go back to the synagog kikeboi

>>129515730
I returned AC1 for money off Super Mario Galaxy back when it came out. AC1 was fucking terrible. You do the same shit over and over again, and there's basically no stealth whatsoever. The game was just a shitty hack and slash.

>>129516972
More like an unfinished tech demo. Also gonna take a wild guess here and say you never bothered with a single one after that.

>>129510915
the water tech and ship battles were done by the Singapore studio, blame them la

>>129509798
Don't you want to explore the rich history of Africans anon?

>>129510460
Already exists as a break away title "assassins creed liberation". You go around killing Spanish slave owners as a former slave

>>129509798
>Ubisoft
Are you surprised? Ubisoft and EA are both the worst companies in vidya

>>129516399
Oyyyyyyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyy:3

>>129509798
was wondering, they took a break to work on new ideas right? gameplay looks literally the same to me other than the kang as starring assassin
Game with playable templar set in medieval Germany or France when?

>>129514380
Revelations was fun as you played as Altair and III was hot dog trash.

>le freemasons are the good guys!
>Now in this one you help out kikes

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>>129511076
>Good guy white
>Bad guy black
Seems realistic to me

>>129509798

>Assasins Creed tells a story happened in Egypt

What kind of English is this, Ancient Ebonics??

>>129518347
You weren't a slave in that. You were a rich socialite who can dress as a slave to sneak around.

>>129515114
Holy shit did you play this game or are you retarded? The other Anon with the actual pic of Marx from the entry shows you don't know what the fuck you were talking about. I really hate how some of /pol/ spouts bullshit to justify being as sensitive as snowflake SJWs and deliberately misrepresents shit. God damn the leftists and kikes don't own LITERALLY EVERYTHING stop living in that fantasy.

>>129509798

I'm pretty fucking sure those kind of belt buckles did not exist in ancient Egypt.

>>129520315

>Abrahams father who is a Hitties

The absolute fucking state of it all, who the fuck proof read this shit

tl;dr Hittite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIvY1gDQlc8

>>129521553
kek

>>129509798
>for years people have been asking for a mainline AC set in China or Japan not those shitty side scrollers
>gives kangz

>>129511076
>I will definitely buy the game
>I will ride to the store on my new bicycle that I have also bought

>>129514380
I stopped after syndicate.

WE

>>129526009
WAZ

>>129519702
skipped III pretty much and stopped after blackflag

>>129515292
>(((German)))

>>129509798
Ha ha WE spamming in the comments of official trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUuKIpCM2o0

>>129526481
I was given Blackflag as a gift and never touched it.

III was awful and not worth the time. The protagonist was unlikable and none of the characters in it were likable. I don't play games as often as I did as a kid but not really looking forward to anything.

>>129515730
He's probably referring to Ezio in regards to protag (no one liked Desmond).

KANGZ posting aside, as someone who fucking hates Ass Creed I might get suckered into it just because of the setting. AC3 is like my guiltiest of pleasures.

>>129520783
>d kikes don't own LITERALLY EVERYTHING stop living in that fantasy.

But they do.

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the other thread about this just got 404ed mysteriously but:

if anyone is interested in countering shit shitlib BS that's been encroaching video games by actually doing something other than bitching about it on the Internet (and, most likely, ending up buying the game anyways, you fucking faggots)... I've been working on putting together an online-only, fully-anon /pol/ game jam, where people from all over the globe can get together to make shitty little politically-incorrect games. check out "#resistjam" ( https://itch.io/jam/resistjam ), and when you're done throwing up, imagine what a /pol/ counterpart to that would look like.

I have experience with game jams (it was hard to hide my powerlevel among faggy indies but I did anyways), and I'd like to organize this, connect people with different skills into teams that need them, make a website with development resources and a submissions page, and so forth. I can handle most of that shit myself, but I want input from others and I also don't want to go to a lot of effort if nobody wants to fucking contribute anything.

get http://tox.chat (no Discord, this has to be as anon as possible, plus Discord link posters are all fags) and add me, I'm trying to get a group chat going there: D0BB5F3340A5EE0FF7456C423B02708F140191DF90DEFBA1E8ACDD6D8B4C0E1CB08C971D8809

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What if you have to hack though a bunch of mind controlled niggers (via cats) and get to the end with the WHITE BLOND HAIR BLUE EYED king. AHAHAHHA

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>>129532870
jesus

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>>129533373

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>>129519702
STOP TAKING THAT BULLSHIT IMAGE AS FACT, IT'S A BUNCH OF FANFIC GARBAGE

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>>129534326
dude I fucking know right? the shitlibs think video games are THEIR media (failing to see the hypocrisy in that they literally "culturally appropriated" it from the people who have been playing video games forever), and the indies and even most actual pro devs I know irl are progressively tolerant SJWs too.

isn't it time we made some games of our own? a few months back, when Based Stickman was happening, some aussie devfag made a really shitty but hilarious BSM game in Unity, involving heavy use of ragdolls. I can't find it anymore but that inspired me to get something going where we can make dumb shit like that, both to express our views and troll the fuck out of the faggots who make shit like "The Cat in the Hijab"

come on faggots you know you want in on this. the only reason we don't make games of our own is because games are typically made nonymously, allowing liberal retards to shame you into apologizing and/or ending your career. but we can organize anonymously and with our combined autism make some good dumb games or something, idk

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>>129509798

>>129509798
Just went to post this and got stopped for a duplicate file kek WE

>>129509798
The main character doesn't look black. Stop whining.

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>>129535796
A image for ants

>>129515048
It's from the New Kingdom. It's possible those mummies were not Egyptians per se but that's unlikely.

Clickbait articles are bullshit but the problem with the guy your replied to is that he is retarded. What he quoted doesn't even say that Ancient Egyptians aren't like modern Egyptians in any way. It just says Egyptians of today have more subsaharan in them. The recent study posted on Nature backs up the claim that modern Egyptians are the closest population to Ancient Egyptians.

>>129512184
Ancient Egyptians were not Arabs but the guy you replied to said they looked Arabic which is not a crazy statement to make considering the geographic proximity and lack of major barriers (Arabs have always crossed desert, the Sinai wouldn't be an issue).

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>>129532870
>page 8 and sliding
>still no tox friend requests
guess I'll sage and try again some other time...
or maybe try /g/? how receptive are they to /pol/itics?