Where are you on the political spectrum /pol/?
https://8values.github.io/index.html
about the same as you my leafy friend
Is there something mentally wrong with me?
>>129497798
marxism-chomskyism
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>>129501197
You're all trash and probably have deep mommy and daddy issues. Need big daddy and caring mommy government to coddle you away the big scary world?
You think a libertarian wouldn't buy an apache with 30mm and go mowing down niggers and spics for sport? Idiot.
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>>129497798
got mine
>>129501988
I like this better however
kek
I got autocracy the last time I took this.
Who fascist here?
you suck losers
How'd I do?
Slowly getting more right wing as time goes on.
I was a socialist at one point...
kek
>>129497798
You are 33.5% false. You have to work on yourself m8.
Right-wing populist reporting in
I suppose I'm a commie, then.
>>129497798
>/pol/
>on the spectrum
Yup, checks out.
These data mining threads. anyways /pol/ is brainwashing me ive just accepted it. It feels good I like it fuck you /pol/ I am an ENTP normie pls let me leave. its getting to the point where I feel like I agree with everything but I keep telling myself I dont actually
Apparently I'm a centrist.
Is this good or bad, /pol/?
The concept of a nation state sounds good to me, but to a limit. Globalism is a threat to developed nations, but I can't stand the concept of isolationism. Uncontrolled immigration sucks, but every nation should have some limited amounts (US and Australia has good immigration policies. Europe's policies sucks).
I like Nigel Ferage's views on the UK and his Brexit support. I think he shares many views with Ron Paul, another politician I like.
>>129504610
Forgot this
>>129502402
I know /pol/ will hate this but at least I'm nationalistic
Why does everyone have "Nation/World" and I have "Might/Peace"??
>tfw Nazi
>tfw Pinochet
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>>129504381
All you "free market" guys need to realize that corporations would happily sell you cancer on a stick popsicles, if they could get away with it. The crap they get away with is shameful. The sugar industry is just one example, if you read about how they threatened de-funding the World Health Organization when they published studies on the dangers of sugar: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2003/apr/21/usnews.food
>>129505427
Archive or screenshot please
https://archive.is/0QAbW
>>129497798
I swear I'm not a cuck.
>>129500878
literal kike
>>129502402
I always liked this one too
>Immigration - No Limit
why?
i like minions
>>129502907
minority
>>129497798
just as i expected
Not a degenerate
>>129507548
>a communist
>not a degenerate
pick one
>>129507654
Anyone who doesn't want an authoritarian government is a degenerate, despite being a Communist I'd rather talk to a nazi than a anarcho-anything
i'm okay with this
>>129501305
>Lolberts are this delusional
Mowing down shitskins violates the nap cuckboi
Fascist, apparently. Which sucks because there are no fascist governments in the world currently
>>129497798
im yet to see another person like me
>>129508030
I saw someone like that on a different forum
It's basically theocratic fascism lite
Faggots.
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>>129497798
https://2values.github.io/index.html is far better
>>129503591
Same.
>>129508473
https://2values.github.io/ forget the index part im a faggot
>>129508378
fascism is fun, but too little religion, too little tolerance and too much state interference into peoples lives
>>129508599
Clerical fascism is a thing
>>129497798
My nose knows.
>>129508762
its also cancer because instead of rejecting and working to demolish the rotten foundations of modernism it embraces them and builds upon them which is the opposite of what you should do
reactionaries (le me) and fascists are like cats and dogs, we just sometimes allie in the moment to wreck commies, but we generally hate each other
>>129504614
Hey I'm a centrist too. I feel having a centrist view of the world makes you open to both sides of the spectrum, at least thats how I view things.
The only problem I see is that this view can make you and I vulnerable to indecisiveness and stagnation. However I feel if people like us keep those things in mind when asking ourselves important philosophical and political questions, our ideologies can better progress the world rather than being one-sided.
>>129497798
MAKE WAY FOR MY FREEDOM LADS, I AM JOSEF RON PAUL STALIN
>>129510128
What's it like being so deluded that you become retarded?
>>129510128
why dont you join the antifa?
>>129501305
Bro. If you get Fascist Capitalist you are allowed the Pinochet meme. No one else.
I'm a good man, I swear.
>>129511039
you may be a good man, but you should be held as far from political power as far possible
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>>129510525
Its just how I believe on a personal and emotional level, I always vote for centrist parties though in real life.
Woooo
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>>129497798
Welp.
Tbqh I had to partially lie that my country is great so I imagined I lived in Croatia.
This quiz is so Americentric.
The fuck is this?
Well this is second time I keep getting same result
>>129497798
Centrist master race
Libertarian Capitalist
I saw someone get Christian Democracy once, anyone here have that?
>>129512906
How the fuck you get Christian Democracy when there are no Christian orientated questions at all?
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>>129513040
Just look at the damn source code.
https://github.com/8values/8values.github.io/blob/master/ideologies.js
if I were President any European country today ...
Am I a centrist?
>>129513040
Inspect element probably.
>>129513199
literally Hitler
>>129513506
Hitler was National Socialists though
Capitalism Fascism is more Pinochet/Franco desu senpai
>>129497798
r8 my autism
>>129502770
Hey brother
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>>129513153
It's literally there.
[code]{
"name": "Christian Democracy",
"stats": {
"econ": 60,
"dipl": 60,
"govt": 40,
"scty": 30
}
},
[/code]
>>129514067
Yeah I didn't see it at first cause I was scrolling too fast
>>129513296
If were President of Brazil today
Neo conservative faggots. I guess I'm for like little Marco.
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>>129497798
i am redpilled and powerful
Rate me faggots
How in the fuck did it call be a liberal I'm libertarian
>>129515850
Too much authority
>>129515718
I also got that result you are probably more libertarian I think Trump would have a score like this
>>129515640
yo yo my nigga
>>129497798
I think these are pretty solid results
If you exceed 70.0% in either direction on the tradition/progess scale, you're fucking up. You should be at around the midpoint, I think.
>>129516085
wow, literally only 3rd Nazism in 100 reply thread.
WE ARE THE CHOSEN!
me oh my non americans should be killed
>>129516359
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>129497798
mine
Took it again for shits and giggles.
First time: Right Wing Populism
Second time: Fascism
Third time: Capitalist Fascism
Fourth time: Nazism
redpill
>>129516601
that's much better
>>129497798
oops went to far authoritarian
>>129497798
If you have greater than 90% in any category, you need to stop roleplaying.
>>129505427
if you cant deal with the harsh world of corporations then fuck off to greece
>>129501305
Your lack of nationalism and respect for authority will always drive american culture back, just as bad as nigger you guys even smoke the same fucking drugs
>>129517562
took it one more time got a new result
there should be test, how much you're actually doing to influence politics. everyone would literally be 0%
>Oppression by corporations is more of a concern than oppression by governments.
but our issue is that both are heavily intertwined together and that its going to slowly enslave us
>>129518043
you can rephrase, if you could give either unlimited power, which would do more good for people (You) gov's or corps?
Social libertarianism. Idk how that makes any sense but w/e
>Family is the most important building block of a society.
>You should be free to amass resources and pass them on to your children.
>However, every citizen has a responsibility to the larger society around them, provided that it is, in fact, still their fucking society.
>Flooding a society with foreigners with differing values is the ultimate violation of the social contract. All politicians responsible for the crisis in Europe deserve to hang.
>This contract was never drafted in the first place in America, and this has resulted in stagnation in quality of life over the last 60 years.
It calls me patriotic, but I don't know if America can ever be "great again". Irresponsibility is built into its culture, and it's guaranteed through ethnic diversity. No one wants to pay to put a nigger or spic through school.
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>>129501305
Lol, i tried that one and i got classical liberal-libertarian. Might have changed a bit since then but i am still a supporter of liberty
I got state socialism
i am centered
>>129501305
>being this hard on non-libertarians
>not even 80% on economic or civil scale
I'd understand if you scored 90's, but come on, I feel like you just saw the world 'Libertarian' and immediately went into LARP mode.
>>129497798
1776 will commence again
>>129520487
ron paul is my homeboy
how does 2 moderates and nationalist make me (((neo-liberal)))? I'd say it's more centrist
barbarism is the true path for mankind
I would consider myself a nationalist liberal, but oh well.
Rate me
>>129505427
You do realize that's why they're not full-blown anarcho-capitalists, right?
Minimal government interference the best. You make the mistake of thinking minimal means 0 in this case.
>>129522371
I wanted to add, that I disagree with the title given by 8values, "State Capitalism".
I don't think the state "itself" shouldn't own any companies. They should only enforce laws, build defense and fund a public education system.
>>129497798
r8 me
Same bullshit as last time
>>129497798
fucking 70 questions??? what kind of time you think I have for this shit
R8 me
>>129497798
Authortarian governments are the best
>>129523095
We'd probably agree on a lot of things.
>>129523264
100% agree. I don't understand why so many people on here think it's red-pilled to be a bootlicker.
>>129526274
Eh, 6/10.
>>129527625
Woops, forgot the pic
F A S C I S M
>>129497798
Here. Make up your own shit.
>>129530170
faggot 100%
>>129530201
Wow. So you are 100% faggot. Why are you faggots so excited to tell everyone your a faggot? I'll never understand you faggots.