Brit/pol/ - Ready to Serve The Country Edition

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Kaya

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BOO!

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best timeline

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>>129490267
What's happening in the Coalition of Chaos timeline, lads?

>>129490267

Pretty good job. It only took couple of years to fuck yourself to oblivion

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>That whatsapp (((leak)))

do the tories think people are this gullible? I've never read something so plastic in my life

>>129490684
>big

>>129490619
Corbyn just nationalised all windows and instituted a doorhandle tax.

>>129490684
>protesting DUPcoalition
>coalition literally off the cards

Are the left really this retarded?

>>129490619
All major cities are now Sharia controlled zones, and white people are no longer allowed to move to majority-white areas in order to combat the bigoted white flight.

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>>129490619
>Posting the wrong one

>DUP demands House of Commons seats are reupholstered to feature blue, rather than green, leather

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>>129490684
>protesting a democratically elected government
When will the left learn? They cannot win. Theresa May is the PM and there is nothing they can do about it. Labour's terrible performance at the polls is proof of that.

>>129490619
>>129490764
Why isn't there one where it is a choice between Theresa May and Arlene Foster, and Jeremy Corbyn, Nicola Sturgeon, Plaid Cyrmu, Green Leaders, Gerry Adams and Tim Farron? Which is the actual choice of the two governments.

>>129490686
What's that mate? I missed that

>everything that most people believe and strive for is just built around empty hedonism
>any suggestion that anything other than immediate pleasure matters is considered evil because it might mean not sucking on the pleasure teat for two seconds
>can't talk to anyone
>can't walk around in public without constantly fantasizing about necking myself at how hollow it all is

Not gonna last much longer lads

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A man ahead of his time.

>>129490933
You mean grey postmodern Britain is depressing? Whhaat

Been away to Aberwystwyth for the weekend lads. Last i heard the May was forming a coalition with the DUP, anything happened since?

>>129490933
If I give you a list of people would you neck them too?

>>129490920
https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/873904648062717954/

>>129490267
Someone post the 50 Shades/Andrew Neil pic please forgot to save it the other day.

The leftists are really fucking pissed, they're already making shopped videos of the DUP dancing to fag music.

https://twitter.com/AngrySalmond/status/873652870809350144

SAD!

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>>129491017
Gove is back.

>>129490210
>>129490210
>>129490210
real thread

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>>129490861
You mean "protesting AGAINST a democratically elected government".
We're not American.
I suppose you say "Should of" as well, do you?

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>>129491008

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>>129491017
Could you smell the corpses?

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>>129491008
His career is finished. Labour will never recover.

>>129491008
Yes. Jeremy Corbyn. Of course, it is Corbyn.

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>>129491084

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>>129491110
Fuck off, you dumb Yank.

>>129490619
>for the many, not the few
gains 40% of the vote, predominantly propped up by an unprecedented turnout from a small special interest group
>strong and stable
causes national confusion with a hung parliament

absolute state of the politicians at the moment

>>129487503
>Everyone hates and distrusts him and yet he has still somehow managed to engineer things behind the scenes in order to make others dependent on his Gove powers. He's like some black magic political Satan, you just can't get rid of him he's like the T-1000 of the Tory party

Sounds like how Peter Mandelson was. He was sacked and brought back over and over.

>>129491195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE

>>129491084

Whats he doing?

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Remain:20
Leave: 7
??: 1

Remain
>Theresa May: Prime Minister
>Gavin Barwell: Chief of Staff
>Philip Hammond: Chancellor of the Exchequer
>Amber Rudd: Secretary of State for the Home Department
>Michael Fallon: Secretary of State for Defence
>Jeremy Hunt: Secretary of State for Health
>Justine Greening: Education Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities
>Liz Truss: Chief Secretary to the Treasury, attending Cabinet
>Damian Green: First Secretary of State and Minister for the Cabinet Office
>Sajid Javid: Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
>David Gauke: Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
>Alun Cairns: Secretary of State for Wales
>Greg Clark: Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy
>David Lidington: Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice
>Gavin Williamson: Chief Whip
>James Brokenshire: Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
>Karen Bradley: Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport
>Brandon Lewis: Minister of State in the Home Office, now attending Cabinet
>Jeremy Wright: Attorney General
>Patrick McLoughlin: Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster and Conservative Party Chair

Leave
>Boris Johnson: Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
>David Davis: Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union
>Chris Grayling: Secretary of State for Transport
>Priti Patel: Secretary of State for International Development
>Liam Fox: Secretary of State for International Trade
>Andrea Leadsom: Lord President of the Council and Leader of the Commons
>Michael Gove: Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

??
>Baroness (Natalie) Evans: Lord Privy Seal and Leader of the House of Lords

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>>129491110
Fuck off Yank dog.

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R8 my hastily put together OC lads

>>129491058
Ta matey lad
Agreed, total fucking plant

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>>129491224
Civil Nige

>>129490933
Fuck them lad, cultivate your own garden (metaphor)

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>>129491008

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Spare a thought for Brian, who genuinely thought he would be able to retire from the tweeting.

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CONTUMPUESLY

>>129491250
How does it compare to the previous cabinet?

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>>129491240
I've seen. Master Brew is our source of good OC memes but I think he needs a new music soundtrack tbf

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>>129491229
>40%

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>>129491270

Excellent.

>>129491123

No, but there were tons of pooinloos there for some reason.

Muslims are ba-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31gaiTf8U0Q

>>129491250
Thing is, key leave people are still in postilions to make a difference. Still could be worrying though.

>>129490686
i see this sorta thing happening in america where there'll be a leak but it also have a lot of undertones in it

in this example i'm talking about whatsapp being used - specifically to reinforce the point to the public that whatsapp is secure enough that even they use it.

makes dissenters feel safe about using it. don't believe them.

>>129491413
>in power with 42%
>48% of people lost the referendum

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>>129491302
>>129491292
Nice

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>>129491110
Eat shit, Septic.

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>>129491484

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my lords

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>UK support terrorist jihadi factories in Libya and Syria

>Terrorists strike UK

>Shut down internet rights for average UK Citizen

>Bongs clap and cheer

Hmm...

You truely are the best goyim after US

>>129491484
There was no reason for not finishing your sentence

>>129491484
>when a shia gets cheeky and pretends to be muslim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8

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Was the poll tax justified?

Is this reaction degeneracy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg9vLczx_B8

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>>129491453
Thanks senpai

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When will Anglos recognise our right to rule?

Lord Farage when? Is this fake news lads?

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>>129491590
>Elloooo! It's me again- The Head!

>>129491484
Based Quilliam-posters

>>129491250
Natalie Evans was a Leaver

>>129491730
NO

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ennoble-farage-or-else-warns-former-ukip-backer-5xkw0b9f0

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10060376/Michael-Gove-aims-to-be-the-heir-to-Tony-Blair.html

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no hope

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>>129490686
>"The PM is a woman of extraordinary qualities.."
fnarr, fnarr (dips flaccid penis into soup, awaiting HIS TURN)
>"We must all hold together.."
right, thats enough - leak this bollocks to itv, make sure my names visible - has that cunt resigned yet? Get me 1922 on the blower..

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>>129491633
>That evil man whitesplaining Islam to them

>>129491537
318>262

>>129491590
>BASED Buchanan.

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>>129491902

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>>129491521

>Lord Nigel Farage

>>129491933
>58% of people didn't vote for a Conservative government

MANDATE

LOST

>>129491902
>diversity is one token white person

>>129491607
Cant be bothered to read smelly dane speak, translate shitskin

>>129491861
King Farage the First when?

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>>129491607
Aye, it's horrendous.

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Threadly reminder:Labour should be allowed to form a minority government because we really won the election even though we lost and May's 2 party coalition is unstable but our 4 party coalition will be rock solid. t.Corbyn

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>>129491590
>>129491736
obligatory
>did ya know that bloke off smart with the blondewhite hair hung himself after his drugged up gf cooked herself in a bath

>>129491936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfvHnTlWNCw
More based than you could possibly imagine

>>129491916
Theresa May will not resign. She will be PM for at least 5 more years. Long live Theresa May!

>>129491520
>whatsapp being used - specifically to reinforce the point to the public that whatsapp is secure enough that even they use it.

pretty much

it's delusion to think this wouldn't be handled with in-house communication.

The government and all tory ministers just jet around Europe or even China/Russia and use WhatsApp, right OK then ITV.

>>129492002
>60% didn't vote for labour
straight to the gulag with you

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>>129491607

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>>129491720
Anglo superiority comes from the strongest bloodline

>>129492140
fucking hell i hate david cameron so fucking much


what a useless cunt

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If you lose by 60 seats you win - Jeremy Corbyn 2017

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Start buying guns.

>>129492004
Even she's a lezzer

>>129492087
Aye, plus he was Smart Arty in Zzzapp!!

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgnI725bihQ

>>129492070
Aye.
They found his suicide note made out of glitter and pva glue.

>>129492317
I can't

I don't live near a gun range and I have nowhere to put a gunsafe

>>129492293
>If I lose just six seats I will lose this election
>Theresa May, 20/05/2017, 2:03AM

>>129491413
+2.4's a lot smaller than +20 though.. What happened to crippling the Labour party again?

>>129492293
People expected him to fail big though, he did better than was expected.

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>>129492141
>he doesn't realise the vast majority of his ancestry is actually native Briton and he has taken on the identity of his Anglo-Saxon massa.
You "Anglos" look more Celtic than I do.
The most Anglo part of England is the Northeast, which is only about 43% Anglo ancestry on average.
Sorry, Cadwgan, looks like you're not Offa of Mercia after all.
If you think this crowd looks Germanic, you're retarded.

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>>129492110
>Theresa May will not resign
Fanbloodytastic. Brexit Cancelled.
t.Sir Feckin Bob

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE

GOVE
O
V
E

>>129491896
Acts like a buffoon but is very switched on. Wolf in sheep's clothing. I didn't buy his "pro-brexit" act at all.

As for the next PM, I'd much rather have David Davis. Ex-military, genuinely wanted to leave the EU, working class yorkshire lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpZl61wDBdU

>>129492110
t.delusion

>>129491670

>miners strikes
>poll tax demonstrations
>constant football hooliganism

No wonder the Thatcher government hated the working class so much. Reminder that closing down the coal mines was 100% the correct decision.

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>>129492517
Then he can have a participation trophy for being the best at losing

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>>129490267

How did it all go so right for our Jez, lads?

>>129492463
get a bow, lad.
practice in the church yard after sunday service

>>129492463
So keep it a secret

>>129492551
This, the whole "nation of immigrants" meme was a fucking lie we were told, most English people's ancestors have been here for thousands of years.

>>129492070
Forgot the cunt's name
Didn't he hang himself from the rafters in a train station and nobody realised for ages?

>>129492717
He is indeed the best loser there is well done Jeremy here is a gold star

>>129491902
What's Kate Humble doing in parliament?

>>129492717
>How did it all go so right for our Jez
>biggest swing to labour since 1945 and still came second place
k

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>France

>>129492808
Cokey McBathcorpse

>>129492551
You're the guy who posted that image, you know romans and Britons were two different things right?

>>129492639
Davis was brought up in Tooting, and was in the Territorial SAS while at university. Good lad though, turned Tate and Lyle round.

>>129492921
How many did en marche get?

>>129492983
They are estimated to get over 400 of the 598 seats in the assembly on 30% of the vote.

>>129492983
En Marche is that giant bit of purple m8

>>129492979
You know it was a satire of "WE WUZ KANGZ", right?

>>129493043
>>129493060
Bit worrying that.

>>129492693
Everyone on this board was memeing "labour surge", they were gobsmacked on election night.

>>129491413
Umm...you realise Labour would have been backed up on most policies pretty easily by the Greens, Welsh Nationalists, Scottish Nationalists, and possibly the Liberal Democrats, if we were doing this by proportional vote, right?

>>129492921
is that 50.2% didn't vote?

>>129492953

Mate I am dying of laughter but i feel bad because Speight was a top lad and didnt deserve it

Why did no-one figure out the (((centerism))) trick in France before

As its two-round the centerist will always win in the 2nd round because leftists won't vote for the right-wing candidate and the right-wing won't vote for the leftist candidate

hmm, almost as if this whole Macron movement was deliberately designed first and foremost with the electoral system in mind and not rooted in serious principles. Really bakes my beans.

>>129493206
Oui

>reminder jeremy corbyn supports reopening of coal mines
>also supports a shift from fossil to renewable energy
>literally just tax funded hole digging

>>129492600
checked
>CAN'T IMPROVE THE GOVE

>>129491670

From recollection, the poll tax (Community Charge) replaced rates which a household was subject to, to an individual charge which all adults (barring some exceptions eg. students, religious orders) were subject to.

>While rates were based on the value of property, the poll tax was a head tax that saw every adult pay a fixed rate amount set by their local authority.

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8370222/Local-government-funding-timeline-From-rates-to-poll-tax-to-council-tax.html

As it was besed on the electoral roll, many adults simply didn't register in order to avoid the tax. It was a clumsy piece of legislation, and the people took umbrage at it.

>>129493076
Come on don't retract your point of view when they're proven false.

>>129490267
All these southern English and Welsh cunts not understanding what a clusterfuck they've unleashed in Westminster by proping Map up solely on the support of the Scottish and Northern Irish unionist movement.

You're about get a taste of a political class that was abandoned in Scotland and was the product of civil war and terrorism. Your politics are going to be ulsterised. You've never had to think about Sectarianism or understand its role in Northern Irish or Scottish politics.

You cucks are about to get fucked hard.

>>129493172
you cant take the results of a fptp election and translate it directly into PR you brainless mongoloid, a change in the electoral system will change the way people vote and you have no clue how they would vote in that situation. stop being so dishonest

>>129493172
Stop replying to them, theyre just mummy posters.

>>129493206
tis the first round

>>129493315
>reopen coal mines
>stop using fossil fuels

Why's he digging them oles then?

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>>129493265
france is 20 years behind us

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>>129493352
>tfw Northern English and voted Tory

>>129493326

*based

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dup are our guys goy

>>129493348
I thought the picture of the man kissing his sheep would make it clear to blockheads like you that it was satire.
Fuck, no wonder why you lot starved from inability to eat potato in the 19th Century.

>>129493437
>France just elected their Tony Blair

A RIOT IS AN UGLY THING
UNT I THINK IT JUST ABOUT TIME THAT WE HAD ONE!

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*based

>>129493451
I'm not salty, I'm enjoying the fireworks and more than ready to sing Penny Arcade when they move to take their seats after the confidence vote on the 19th.

>>129493437
And look what it did to us, compared to the state France is already in.

lmao goodbye frenchies

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*based dup yo

Oh god no he's awake

>>129492266
José Antonio Primo de Rivera = Biggest brained boy

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>>129490267
>Conservatives want open borders
>Labour wants to end free movement

>>129493423
no one knows, presumably to appeal to 20 something students who have never worked manual labour in their life but for some reason have a romanticized view of what was otherwise a shitty low skilled profession that was and still is unprofitable.

>>129490619
Corbyn has reduced net immigration to 3 million per year, while unemployment is at a record low of 35%.

We've borrowed £500b to invest in more public sector jobs and renationalising the Post Office, leading to our credit rating being upgraded to junk status.

We've left the evil military-industrial colonial oppression of NATO and realigned ourselves with the mighty Costa Rica. The evil United States of Amerikkka cowers and trembles in terror. Our nuclear arsenal has been donated to Iran for humanitarian reasons.

Dianne Abbott's health problems have been magically fixed by the newly invigorated NHS (whose doctors mysteriously realised that everything is actually fine as soon as Labour were elected). Jessica Valenti has been appointed the Minister for Women and Equalities, with Anjem Choudary as her Deputy.

And best of all, chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams!

>>129493646
>Not having all his filenames filtered

>>129493564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwDVrxyym0w

A night shone in the light someway ahead~
Blue turned into green and then it was reeeeeed~

>>129490684
>https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/873904648062717954/
you wouldn't know it from TV, but pakis and arabs are raping chav girls in every city in the UK.
E
V
E
R
Y

C
I
T
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HAS BROWN ON WHITE RAPE BROTHELS

but you wouldn't know it from tv, because they are so biased to like, you know, the tories and that.

I've not read Atlas Shrugged lads, should I?

>>129493706
Are you a taig?

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Booo

>>129492921
>FN: 10
cucked

>>129493500
I hope the Serbs beat you tonight.

>>129493458
>>129493516
>>129493558
>>129493630
So you finally realised that you were posting in an empty thread?
a u t i s m

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>>129491250
>Theresa May: Prime Minister
>Gavin Barwell: Chief of Staff

>>129493750
>reading an airport book about a lolbertarian ideology perfected by some kike hag
No.

>>129493777
beat me to it, based

>>129493777
nice to see they've made up

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>>129493752
no are you a goy who loves jews ?

>>129493843
What would you recommend? Need some new bedtime reading.

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GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE RIP NEVAR 4GET

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>>129493777
>Congratulating the man who backstabbed him

Gove is the master

>>129493790
>football
Don't give a shit. They could behead Gareth Bale in the middle of the pitch for all I care.

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>been opening the front door to find my milk bottles have holes in their lids
>finally get round to recording what's happening
>birds are fucking drinking the milk

They're getting too fucking smart lads. I don't want to go the Aussie route of losing wars with birds.

Lads what machinations does the Govemeister General have in store for us?

>>129493828
hahahaha

>>129493932
Read a Oz Mosley book. Should read some comfy historical books as well.

>>129493979
t. Man in 1973

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>>129493777
People still doubt Gove's political abilities.

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>>129493423
>Why's he digging them oles then?
Pakis have got to shit somewhere, lad.

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>>129493674
Based Jose

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corbyn is six points ahead in the polls

its all fucked innit?

>>129494002
Turning all green belt land into blood refineries.

>>129493918
DUP is a preferable alternative to Sinn "let's import as many nogs as we can" Fein.

>>129494002
Hopefully something better than Leadsom's "farmers need cheap labour" routine.

>>129493958
Jealous of his success? Don't be petty man

>>129494117
Miliband as also ahead after he lost the election. It doesn't mean much once the actual election has been and gone.

>Gove™

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE

Why does he always use the same soundtrack?

>>129494190

what if the government collapses and theres another one in a few months

>>129494188
Nah, I just prefer rugby.

>>129494117
We need a trump-esque figure to lead the Conservstive party.

Actually no, that might be a fucking stupid idea. We're fucked.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcz6hRMXzSQ

That audience.
Thank God I've stopped watching QT. They shouldn't allow the audience to make a noise.

>>129494188
not everyone cares about divegrass adolf

>>129494143
>fight against white christians for nearly a hundred years to keep your country free from protestantism
>import arabs from a completely different religion

Is their hatred for Loyalists really so great that would sink their own country just to have a dig at them?

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Lie of the day.

>>129494191
why is it so fun taunting liberals?
>>129494117
might be regret from people that didn't want to vote labour, but don't like tories

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>>129493828
jew wot goy ? are you concerned where i post?

glad your watching :)

>>129494274
They like to put plants in the audience to forward a narrative.

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>>129494191
Laziness I guess

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>>129494269

>>129494236
May would have to seriously fuck over the DUP to lose their support, and anyone causing problems in her party would face losing their seat in a quick election anyway. There's almost nothing to be gained by causing problems at this point.

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may is your goy brit pol

>the actor who played Tracey Beaker is 28 years old

>flicking through channels on the telly and come across a show called something like,'a very British hotel' on channel 4
>by the name and channel alone I know it would wind me up but decide to see what it's about anyway
>a top hotel in London, hardly any of the staff are British
>loads of poles and niggers from the Caribbean
>one of the only British staff has to give a presentation on how they should treat rich middle eastern guests and what they should expect
>basically listing off things like they stay up late, never are on time, and expect you to do everything for them, while making it out as if these are good things and just 'their culture'
>another bloke says how the hotel had to wait 9 months for them to pay their bill last time and they argued that they didn't feel they should have to pay anything
>ends with the woman saying how once you look past the 'cultural differences' they are great people and we should feel honoured to have them in the country and that, I quote "We need them because who else will arrange big parties and fill the big suites in the hotel, it sure won't be people from Australia, New Zealand or England"

If this show isn't a perfect analogy for the absolute state of this country then I don't know what else is. Fuck these middle class cunts.

>>129493265
It's genius actually, the neo-cons/moderate ''conservatives'' will vote for the left wing candidate over the ''far right'' candidate and every side of the left wing spectrum will vote for whoever the ''far right'' is facing.

>>129494310

She tweeted a photo of her twisted, deformed hand too kek

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>>129494438
Their policies are pretty much the same anyways, just a tad more conservative on the social side of things.

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is this something we need to be worried about?

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>>129494342
Dont be salty because you spent half an hour shit posting in an empty thread

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>>129494310

>my work is studied at GCSE.

>>129492059
Corbyn can piss off, this isn't school where every loser is a winner and gets a medal, his party fucking lost end of.

>>129493932
Evola offers a better worldview than cuckbertarianism. HH Hoppe is uncucked libertarianism.

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your guy brit pol

kek fucking laughable

>>129494552
Chins are not necessary in the new Britain.

>>129494310
Poor Jack and her sore twisted hands, tweeting once a minute.

>>129494295
>Germany calling me Adolf

>>129494310
>arthritis
>disability

Oh fuck off

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>>129494468
Jews are our greatest ally!

>>129494480
>she cams with her boyfriend

>>129493326
>Poll Tax
may have been regarded as less 'clumsy' when also not unilaterally imposed on Scotland alone as test pig, this mostly as the Jocks hated the cunt (Thatcher) anyway and would rather stick pencils in their testicles than vote for the Tories, under any circumstances. Needless to say, none of this improved its perception as 'an unfair tax' any, as did the principle 'everyone pays' (I'd dispute your claimed exemptions, you maybe right tho), including some who were quite obviously incapable of paying shit. It was a ludicrously ill-thought through venture, and a large part of the reason why its taken up until now for the Tories fortunes to improve in Scotland somewhat.

>>129494591
Fairly sure that post was sarcastic.

Are Labour still saying they want to put forward a queens speech?

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soft brexit for soft pussys

>>129494310
>Mocking my arthritis
What a fucking baby.

The only reason that Piers is apologising is because she'll sue you for hurting her feelings.

>Not being a snowflake
She's an injustice collector whose day revolves around looking for new things to be oppressed by.

I'd say that she deserves to get run over by a bus made of rusty nails, but she'd probably sue me for that too.

>>129494190
>Miliband was also ahead after he lost the election
How's that possible when he resigned the day after the election?

>>129494802
Basically the polls showed that if the election was held then he would have won.

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>>129494693

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>>129494310
Iam Jacks sore wrist

>>129494310

If the thousands of dead disabled people are anything like her, they won't be missed

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Bob Geldof told to leave Africa after research shows that even niggers dislike him

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>>129494656
you can tell the german cuck fags whos parents growing up in east germany kek

what do you expect from a stasi informers kids ?

Is a collapse of the Tory party worth the cost of not leaving the EU?

>>129493699
>unemployment
>35%
W T F

>>129494500
I saw that episode, you got it spot on but don't forget that all Brits are lazy scum and EU immigrants are hard-working heroes, and don't you dare look a Muslima in the eye or even sully her with your presence if you are a FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>129494656
LURK MOAR

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>>129494310
OK so I went back over the comments and this is what started it

I don't see how misspelling "you're" can be blamed on arthritis, how does arthritis prevent you from reading back your words? It's not even a slip on the keyboard, you either consciously or unconsciously misspelled it

>>129494726
>Fairly sure that post was sarcastic.
I know it was, I just wanted to vent my frustration, the left are so desperate, they think they have won and that brexit should be scrapped.

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any self respecting irish man should not contribute to this forum.

these people are not your friends, this is not a place for open discussion, its just somewhere to troll shills and little dickheads who dont matter.. :)

>>129495107
Nice fleg.

>>129495078
why would she go through the effort of interspacing full-stops if it hurts that much?

>>129493352
fuck off northern cuck you voted labour fag

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Post yfw gove takes over, refuses to call another election, takes us through brexit successfully and out the other side into the sunny uplands of rising GDP and is then elected by landslide to start the 1000yr Gove Reich

>>129495035
No. If the Tory Party collapses then we might actually get a real conservative party in Britain to take it's place, but that fundamentally can't happen inside the EU. They won't allow it.

>>129495078
>Unprompted insults
>Claims the moral high ground
The absolute state

>>129494310
Fuckin top kek

>>129491008
> 100 year old ideology
> Produced maybe a hundred murderous dictators
> Ahead of his time

I hope not.

>>129493918
>that english

smelly paki

>>129495075
Is there some kind of inside joke going over my head?

>>129494853
they didn't though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_general_election,_2017
>8-9 May 2015
>Con 40% Lab 31%

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>>129495239
Confused and surprised, but absolutely delighted.
Like a lefty waking up to find someone has broken into his house and is raping his wife in front of him.

What if Corbyn cracked down on religions and enforced an atheist state?

>>129495195
Or writing 8 buttmad tweets in response

Really makes you think

The DUP are a party who so love Britain and the Queen that they are willing to take up arms to fight to remain a part of it. They support the teachings of the national religion of this country ad it has been for 450-odd years. Yet the media portrays them as the greatest evil in British politics. It's over lads, the UK is done.

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>tfw BASED DUP gonna btfo Smelly taigs

>>129494722

Aye been a while and the memory can play tricks with the passage of time. I'd wager those on benefits would also have been exempt, or at least have received the equivalent of Council Tax benefit at the time to offset the tax.

The remarkable thing about the whole debacle was that it heralded the beginning of the end for Thatcher.

>>129495031
I thought the people who lived under communism would be more redpilled if anything. Like the Polack's and that.

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>His main hobbies are real ale & real women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vhYIZTtIhU

>>129495239
I for one personally welcome our new Goverlords

>>129495418
>Catholic paddies BTFO
>Snackbars BTFO
Could be worse. Anglicans are so un-Christian that they'd not notice anyway.

>>129495107
Nobody here is friends, lad.

>>129494310
holy shit, now that cunt is disabled?
>single mum
>first she was poor
>then she was a lesbo
>then she became a trains man
>now she is disabled

she is a fucking parasite who moves onto whatever she can to make a few sheckels. if she could afford food, she would become a fatty so she could be a HAES warrior

she is perhaps the worst person in the media of the uk.

>>129490686
Made me cringe

Shit was fake as fuck

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>For the many not the fe-

>>129495468
>>129495467
Shills back from their smoke break I see.

>Paisley and DUP Posting
>Goveposting

This timeline has gone too far

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>>129495617
>now

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>>129495710
>Goveposting ever going too far

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>>129494310
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

SHE JUST CONTORTED HER HAND

ARTHRITIS DOESN'T EVEN DO THAT TO YOU

>>129494310
Having to sign books with that kind of last name it's no wonder her hands are twisted.

>>129495685
There's more blue by area than at any other time.

>>129495710
We've been Paisleyposting on a much smaller scale for years.

>>129495808
Goveposting also briefly took off when he was still in the runnings for the PM after Cameron resigned.

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>>129495710

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>>129495617
Welcome to the 21st Century, where everything is a basic human right and nobody has any responsibilities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IUcPkHCduk

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD NO SENSE

I BOUGHT A FLUTE FOR 50 PENCE

THE ONLY TUNE

I COULD PLAY

FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

NANANA

]NANANANANANA

>>129495784
It was a typo, she meant tenosynovitis.

>>129495784
is this from evangelion?

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>>129495784
Doppo best Baki.

>>129490684
>can't even break 10k likes
wow, kinda sad for the left

>>129495784
Will she sue me for libel if I say that she's faking it?

How long until the toys are put back in the pram and we can settle into this new government?

>>129495934
>arthritis
>tenosynovitis
weird typo

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>>129496130
The tantrum's only getting started, Anon

>>129496130
As usual the left has to relearn how to lose everytime.

>>129495784

>Being able to bend your little finger is now classed as a disability

I can bend both of mine. Time to sign up for bennies!

>>129496112
Ask her

>>129495685

Copeland in Cumbria being tory in a straight election still amazes me. It's my homeland and solid ex-coal mining.

I think the standard red blue areas are blurring.

>>129496130
>ever settling into a government without leftist butthurt