Brit/pol/ - tfw not a bingbong edition

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Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

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>tfw a bingbong

NON-YANK THREAD
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It is the 21st Century. For more than a hundred years The Anglo has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Albion. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the blood, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible lies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Industrial Revolution. He is the Carrion Lord of the Commonwealth for whom a thousand Aryans are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Anglo continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty Businessmen cross the muslim-infested miasma of the Continent, the only route between distant still important countries, their way lit by the Astroanglonomican, the psychic manifestation of the Anglo's perfidy. Vast armies give battle in his name in uncounted nations. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Special Air Service, blood-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the British Army and countless commonwealth defence forces, the ever vigilant British police and the Web-priests of the Anti Internet Hate Crime Unit to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aryans, muslims, muricans - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody shadow-regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of tradition and patriotism, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of Empire and Glory, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the Continents, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

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Wew lads weve had some Melanie Sykes leaks now.Cracking body for someone going on 50

http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/melanie-sykes.1929340/

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Woops
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>>129490372
Oh lord

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Real thread

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This thread was first, fuck off

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The man we need.

>>129490563
>Wanting a Yank to make Brit/pol/s
You fuck off m80.

>>129490563
It's an American made thread. You fuck off

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>>129489952
I feel so bad for her I just want to hug mummy better :'(

>>129490210

>that pic
>this post

Literally worse than 9/11, Benedict.

>>129487503
>Literally everyone hates and distrusts him and yet he has still somehow managed to engineer things behind the scenes in order to make others dependent on his Gove powers. He's like some black magic political Satan, you just can't get rid of him he's like the T-1000 of the Tory party

Sounds like how Peter Mandelson was. He was sacked and brought back over and over.

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>NON-YANK THREAD


Sure but it's a OP sucking Corbyn's dick thread.. much worse.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13162598

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Everyone is in this thread. The americlap is a thread splitter

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>>129490210
Should Labour supporters be rounded up and thrown in jail? They are traitors at this point.

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Don't you know what irony is lad?

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Someone post the 50 Shades/Andrew Neil pic please forgot to save it the other day.

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>>129491072
vicky will always be /ourgirl/

>>129491906
more like kwasimodo, amirite lads?

Bumping the non commie thread

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the gulag awaits all dissenters

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Nigger coin is going to the moon

The official currency of /pol/ in the new /pol/ order DONT GET KEKED

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>>129492935

whats a whatsapps?

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AHAHAHAHA EURO'D

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So, it was brought up in a previous thread last night about /pol/ coming together to get Moon Man to stand in Diane Abbott's constituency of Hackney if another election happens this year.

Who's interested?

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What is pic related trying to say?

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BREXIT SAVED

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Dad just told me the head of the Tory party (who the dup are going into coalition with) in scotland is a lesbian woman who is marrying a catholic.

Kek I wonder how that makes them feel.

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I WANT TO BELIEVE.

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From the HuffPo
Apparently Gove is back in cabinet.

So is Brexit happening or not?

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Man I've missed this poster, cheers for the smile mate.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8

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>A total of 201 of the 650 people elected were women - beating the record of 191 in 2015. Pictured is Labour’s Preet Gill, the first Sikh woman elected to the House of Commons for Edgbaston.

Gove is fine as long as you keep him as far away from foreign policy as possible.

Oh Zac Goldsmith won his seat back too
Topkek Libdems

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just got back from 5 a side lads, we won by a margin of 8 goals

now i'm rewarding myself with some starburst, help yourself lads

i hope you enjoyed this post

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>DUP want are Nige at Brexit negotiations

MAD LADS

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>Yes I still intend to serve the full five year term

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In the next 18 months the UK will be having the last laugh.

Sovereign and Independent, with the ability to make and break laws & raise taxes, make peace or Declare war.

The EU will split in two, to survive.

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>mfw opal fruits are called starburst
>mfw there's no yellow ones

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>>129495685
>managed to convince my Polish neighbours to vote Tory
>Bedford went to Labour's Mohammad Yasin by 800 votes

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>>129498276
What the FUCK is wrong with France falling for the Rothschild Banker Macron?

Do they not realise he's there to fuck the country up for the globalists?

>>129498041
I'd say half the fellas in Iraq had just done their a levels.

>>129496773
>Making enemies with the future Home Secretary

They aren't joking when they say "deport racists, import refugees".

>>129498276
>Sovereign and Independent, with the ability to make and break laws & raise taxes, make peace or Declare war

I don't get it, that sounds like the UK even when it was in the EU.

>>129490372
fucking HNGGGHHH

>>129498538
France has no spirit.

>>129490372
Lucky old Jack Cocking

>>129498408
fucking vujanic

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>>129498538
He's the French Blair. He appeals to everyone because "muh moderate radical centrist".

And we all know how the Blair experiment ended.

He'll do alright for a while, but his vision is fundamentally flawed. A country built on PFI and immigration is destined to implode after a few years. That's literally what it's supposed to do.

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>Oliver Reed

Fucking no way was Oliver Reed a nonce

Things got quite heated in Manchester lads. The EDL outnumbered the queers and police significantly. Had they wanted to cause trouble I doubt they could have been stopped.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/shocking-footage-shows-moment-demonstrators-13170901

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>Daily Sport

>>129490210
May is literally Hillary

Shame we didn't have a Trump to BHTFO

Quite the opposite

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>Preet Gill

8/10, would racemix with

>>129498618
The EU is to become its own nation.

The UK would of lost all those rights.

(We might still loose our right to sit on the UN Security Council.)

>>129499994
>The UK would of lost all those rights

Firstly.

>would of

Secondly, citation needed.

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>>129499354
May is Trump. Corbyn is Hillary (a loser).

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Britbongs, what the fuck is up with your government?
>literal communists
>won't launch nukes back

>censor the internet
>bring back the ivory trade
>dementia tax

>LITERAL ACTUAL TERRORISTS
You guys are fucked.

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>>129500492
I trust Theresa May. She is a strong leader and she does what has to be done.

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Please stop ironic shillposting.

>>129500492

We are spiritually broken as a nation and there's no real chance of recovery.

>>129490372
pancake ass.

>>129500329
May's on her bike, she's as far from Trump as Corbyn is.