Brit/pol/: OMNISHAMBLES edition

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CABINET RESHUFFLE UPDATE

Philip Hammond: Chancellor of the Exchequer

Amber Rudd: Secretary of State for the Home Department

Boris Johnson: Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

David Davis: Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union

Michael Fallon: Secretary of State for Defence

Damian Green: First Secretary of State and Minister for the Cabinet Office

Greg Clark: Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy

David Gauke: Secretary of State for Work and Pensions

Liz Truss: Chief Secretary to the Treasury, attending Cabinet

Liam Fox: Secretary of State for International Trade

Justine Greening: Education Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities

Sajid Javid: Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government

David Lidington: Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice

Alun Cairns: Secretary of State for Wales

Jeremy Hunt: Secretary of State for Health

Gavin Williamson: Chief Whip

Chris Grayling: Secretary of State for Transport

Priti Patel: Secretary of State for International Development

Who holds the longest knife?
Who will be the next Tory leader?
How long before GE2017v2?
How long before EURef2?

>>129484055

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/10/tories-spent-1200000-on-negative-anti-jeremy-corbyn-social-media-adverts-6699774/

http://archive.is/ZeTRw

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HOW DOES A RESHUFFLE TAKE 8 HOURS

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>voting

I wonder why Alastair Campbell has been so anti-Boris these past few days.

Oh wait, was it because Boris BTFO Alastair beyond belief back in 2002? Surely not?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/3577774/The-strange-case-of-Blair-the-royal-funeral-and-Black-Rod.html

>>129483366
Govey Wovey is on his way to no.10 at the minute, probably trying to hide his massive throbbing erection at the thought of getting to stab yet ANOTHER PM in the back

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>JOIN THE DUP
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

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Start buying guns.

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>>129483164
I wonder what the commie cuck is up to right now. Do you think he's crying?

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Why is he so perfect?

>>129484570
Everyone going in to No10 is tearing strips off Sharia and making demands.

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>tfw no gay disabled muslim hating gf

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NO POPERY

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toplel

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>>129484659
Based jezza is great, but you can't get much smugger than this

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Get in anon were going to find some Corbynites to run down

>>129483366
>Keeping Amber Rudd so we can have the Portillo moment next election
>Putting Priti Patel in charge of a department that she wants to abolish
>Keeping Hunt

>>129484723
Is that Cromwell post-face transplant?

What was the thing in Manchester today lids?

>>129484633
i fucking love this paisley video. are there more like it?

>>129484880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD4juKxCgMU
This fox-hunting one is quite good.

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>>129484789
George is back on the coke by the looks of it

>>129484723
>Literal roundheads

>>129484633
everything I know about Northern Ireland comes from this video

>>129484522
>UKIP

hehe

>>129484789
BBC keep showing him saying that, he sounds more sure of himself than literally any time I saw him in government.

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>>129484723
Topkek

>>129484834
A march against hate (Islam) which the media has dismissed as 'far right' and /pol/ has dismissed as 'hurr they have non-whites there what a bunch of cucks'

>>129484834

A thing lad

>>129484659
I like he's acting cocky and smug. Its means he fuck up very soon

>>129484633
That's a pretty dank Pepe.

>>129484789
Daily reminder that George Osborne's brother is a literal cuck

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That whatsapp leak is the most contrived political move I've ever seen.

>>129484939
"Don't ride your house at me" lmao based.

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>>129484659
>>129485093
Hubris. Pride comes before a fall.

>>129484939
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa7egoBfF2c
this channel is golden

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>>129484789
He was thrown out of politics because he was on the take.
Now he sells papers.

>>129484691

I saw this wheeler dealer with her 3 puppos. Gave them a petpet

>>129484646
*Racks slide on plastic assault spoon*

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>>129484723

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>>129484659
>>129484977

>>129485279
Nice. She mah waifu now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47XCaq_zlGI

>>129485161
What leak?

>>129484597
This was actually a good read, thanks

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>>129483164
I MAY BE FORCED TO THROW MYSELF BACK INTO POLITICS

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>>129484834

I was there. Lots of football hooligan type lads, but lots of normies too. All in all a few thousand people marching for are Tommy

>>129484633
shit, lads... 0.47 royal clarence hotel... burnt down not too long ago

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>>129485505
NO CHOICE BUT TO RETURN

>>129483366
Bradley back at Culture. Not much left for Gove - Party Chairman? DEFRA? Minister without Portfolio?

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>>129485407
>Brits found a way onto our secret Burmese underwater basketweaving board.

>>129485527
0.45, i beg your pardon

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>>129485505
>>129485563

Just got back from the Manchester march lads, the Antifa cucks were outnumbered 30:1. There were probably more police there, they were completely humiliated.

>>129485426

Oh man, I had no idea I petted the pupper of a pol waifu

The hooligan lads got trapped by police and can't leav without telling their name and address.

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>>129485563
it wont be for UKIP unless they give him full control
he will just host a talk show or something on Dave

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>>129485665
See any QT right wing women there?

>>129485665

Good lad, where did you come from, on the way back to Lancaster atm.

>>129485721
What's stopping them from giving the police a false name and a false address?

>>129485641
Lol

>>129485641
top keks

>>129485665
How big was the crowd? I hear 3000 or more.

>>129485512
the media called it a protest and a counter-protest without mentioning what they were protesting , they might be under some d-notice about islam

>>129485766

Just wheels Mcgee

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>>129485641
R A R E
A
R
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N I G E
I
G
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>>129485641

>>129485812

About that ye, huge turnout, dwafted both the police and the antis

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Kind of the setup we need in this country desu

>>129485893
fucking saved

>>129485641
That photo of Nige is so misplaced, it's hilarious.

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>>129486001
take a nige, leave a nige. them's the rules.

LEADSOM moved to leader of the house

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>>129485428
Boris Johnson's whatsapp "leak" to a group of Conservative MPs.

1/2

>>129485766
A few but most were fat with bottle blonde hair
>>129485767
Stockport
>>129485812
I'd guess ~1,500 people were there
>>129485721
Good thing I left early, I noticed some of the people drinking had weapons and noticed one bloke snorting coke off a key. Some tough lads there.

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Why is eBay so enticing lads?

I've got a load of games I want to get and there are so many good deals on the website.

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>>129486129
2/2

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>>129484659
>>129485093
>>129485240
He's enjoying all the hero worship from white middle class 18 year olds while it lasts before he inevitably gets BTFO by based Ruth.

>>129485252
Top kek

>>129485812
About that yes

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EVERYONE WRITE LETTERS TO THE DUP URGING THEM TO MAKE FARAGE AS POWERFUL AS POSSIBLE

>>129485252
Does every video use the grandstand theme?

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>>129484948
>He's in love with the CoCo.
>He got it from his Cholo

Can somebody explain to me what Corbyn intends to do to stop the Tory's forming a government.
Can he start a vote of no confidence in them and hope a few rogue Tory's agree or something?

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Remain:17
Leave: 6

Remain
>Theresa May: Prime Minister
>Gavin Barwell: Chief of Staff
>Philip Hammond: Chancellor of the Exchequer
>Amber Rudd: Secretary of State for the Home Department
>Michael Fallon: Secretary of State for Defence
>Jeremy Hunt: Secretary of State for Health
>Justine Greening: Education Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities
>Liz Truss: Chief Secretary to the Treasury, attending Cabinet
>Damian Green: First Secretary of State and Minister for the Cabinet Office
>Sajid Javid: Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
>David Gauke: Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
>Alun Cairns: Secretary of State for Wales
>Greg Clark: Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy
>David Lidington: Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice
>Gavin Williamson: Chief Whip
>James Brokenshire: Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
>Karen Bradley: Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport


Leave
>Boris Johnson: Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
>David Davis: Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union
>Chris Grayling: Secretary of State for Transport
>Priti Patel: Secretary of State for International Development
>Liam Fox: Secretary of State for International Trade
>Andrea Leadsom: Lord President of the Council and Leader of the Commons

The new may tagline "in office but not in power"

>>129485620
This is our site. Watch your tongue.

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>>129485030
>This lad is on the march

>>129486119
Looks like DEFRA for Gove, rural retards BTFO

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>>129486075
MAY HAS FAILED. SHE ABSOLUTELY HAS TO GO

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>>129485641
>may's face when GOOD MORNING

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>>129485103
Go on tell the story again please?

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>Michael Portillo 1995 speech in contrast to the Labour party of 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpmZvBWmVKA

>>129486119
Them cracking tits though.

>>129486150
Lots of lads there up for a rumble but I started till the end and nothing really kicked off apart from a few bottles and fireworks thrown

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MUMMY GETS A PROMOTION

MUMMY
U
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M
Y

>>129486280
Like the ancient Brahmin, I seem to see the river Ganges foaming with much poo

>>129486165
>bleating about LGBTI non-issue
>based

>>129485252
That is fucking brilliant!

>Class teacher Starkey

MOMENTUM SHILLS ARE SPAMMING MY POLL

DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT

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>>129486371
(((alt right)))

>>129486150

A lot of lads were there to fight eye. Antifa better be thanking god for the police.

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>>129486355
TAKE UP THE REIGNS

>>129486235
I doubt any Tories would vote against themselves forming a government. Mummy May still might end getting ousted though.

>>129486235
>Can somebody explain to me what Corbyn intends to do to stop the Tory's forming a government.
>Can he start a vote of no confidence in them and hope a few rogue Tory's agree or something?

For one, Labour people are sending out emails to Tory Mps, saying "Im a fag in your constiuency, and dont make happy with DUP cuz they hate fags. You support them, me and my fag friends wont vote for you."

Millions sent to every Tory MP.

Like any goddamned faggot ever votes Tory ever.

>>129486484
its true, UKIP is BNP tier vote now, might as well vote labour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T72TopWbXJg

Can't believe this hasn't been posted

>>129486226
>When you drop acid during PMQs

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>>129486449
>Terrible times.
BASED Brahmin

https://twitter.com/BethRigby/status/873960373845721088

NO 10 IS IN THE GOVE COVE

>>129486535
Yep, saw a stream where they were disrespecting the police for blocking them in and just laughed, they would've been trounced.

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He's back

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>>129486601
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT LAD

>>129486744
>downing street protest
>news worthy

>>129486484
>Not having an undecided option

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>>129486744
but it was on TV.

>>129486626
>Explains the Economy's mismanagement.

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>>129486772
GOVE COVE

>Gays against Sharia
>Just looks like your standard EDL march

why bother with the branding?

>>129486744
>professional protesters

>International Trade Secretary Liam Fox tells Sky News he has "absolute faith" in Theresa May and it is time for the Conservative Party to rally round her leadership. He added that work towards Brexit would start "right away"

Fucking kek, delusion at such a level if they think they can just forget about the election and get on track

>>129486129
sauce?

>>129486772
Excellent, now he needs to stab her in the back ASAP so somebody competent can take over. 1922 meeting tomorrow evening will be important.

>>129486744
Fuck they are always protesting something.It's the same 200 people that come out in London every week to moan about something

>>129486900
They need to, if they tear themselves to shreds they are fucked in the long term.

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>Senior DUP figures want Nigel Farage as a Lord or with a senior role in Brexit.

I fucking love this timeline

>>129486857
ikr, utter CIVIC plebs

we just need a proper organised LITERAL NAZI group to do Corbyn/ Hitler tier speeches not just a bunch of hooligans shouting in a loudspeaker

>>129486900
What did his
>Special bum advisor
say?

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>>129486856
The Gove cannot be stopped

who here in the /govecove/?

>>129486371
>>Michael Portillo 1995 speech

Best leader you never had.
Why doesn't he get back in now, no one cares he's a bit gay.

>>129485641
God in heaven, they really are our guys

The GOVEnator is back, boys.

Prepare to get GOVE'd.

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>>129487015
>Major 1992 Loudspeaker soapbox

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>>129486996
i don't

>>129486165
>people are suggesting a lesbian scotcuck dyke be the next PM

All of England would turn red.

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Reminder that this kino was taken today.

>>129481716
>If the Tories pick a competent and likable leader to replace TM we'll have enough time to get high enough in the polls to beat Corbyn and win the majority we should have had

I don't think even David Davis can salvage this government. Labour basically guaranteed next election.

Also how did I miss this last election

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSXBdKKhDPk

Kek

>>129487015
BRING BACK THE BLACKSHIRTS

Or black something else.

Black Trousers...Black Caps...

>>129486857
Makes sense from an organisational and optics perspective

>Gays and progressives feel more comfortable joining it therefore more do
>Shielding from criticism to an extent

Does Michael Gove look funny to Brits too, or is that normal over there?

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>>129487043
You have to read this.
Gove is proper gay for Portillo's port-hole

>>129487161
>Flag with ENGLAND written across it

Ruined

>>129487208

He's a solid 9/10 in Britain

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>>129487208

Jezza's gut is bigger everytime I see him

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>>129487161
>England flag with ENGLAND on it

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>>129486588
FRANKLY, WHEN IT COMES TO CHAOS, YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET

>>129487208
he's got big blubbery fish lips if that's what you mean.
also a weird accent, like he's trying to hide his scottishness.

>>129487208
I already said he looks like chicken little

>>129487165
They are not guranteed as we have to fucking keep the Blairites like a fucking shit family member,

>>129487161
Guy with the flagpole is pure kino. Not quite the other guy.

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>>129487161
>>129487242

>needing to write the country on the flag

>>129487269
He's been hitting the special brew pretty hard.

>>129487208
he is a bit odd looking

>>129487043
>Best leader you never had.
That's Enoch.

ENOCH HERE

ENOCH THERE

WE WANT ENOCH EVERYWHERE

>>129487208
He's a miserable pipsqueak of a man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMpBN_MmX7o

>>129487208

All Scott's look weird due to rampant inbreeding in the dark ages

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>>129487208
Yes he's an odd looking lad, he looks like pob. Intelligent bloke though

>>129487208
Gove is a fine specimen of a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcReFnnWReI

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https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/property/2951257-Anyone-else-struggling-to-sell-in-London

Lads, the house price crash will really affect the politics.

How the FUCK is Gove back? His politics skills are absolutely incredible. Literally everyone hates and distrusts him and yet he has still somehow managed to engineer things behind the scenes in order to make others dependent on his Gove powers. He's like some black magic political Satan, you just can't get rid of him he's like the T-1000 of the Tory party

>>129487405
need to shift to that timeline

>>129487435
KEK

>>129487488
Fucking checked

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>>129487503
He can't be reasoned with

>>129485161
This. It's right out of Yes minister/Thick of It

>>129487515
You mean the timeline where even the cat is Enoch?

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>>129487503

>>129486744
News flash:
There's a professional protest every weekend in London

>>129486940
Boris Johnson definitely leaked it to the press so the other Tories would be forced to go along with him.

Redpill me on Gove? Is he becoming PM?

>>129487222
>>>129487043 (You)
>You have to read this.
>Gove is proper gay for Portillo's port-hole

where do I read it ?

>>129487650
Fucking kek

ENOCH HERE
ENOCH THERE
WE WANT ENOCH EVERYWHERE

>>129487165
Broughton with the gachigasm at the end top kek

>>129487779
Environment Secretary. literally nothing.

>>129484691
Why do miserable lefty dykes always gotta drag dogos into their shitty lifestyle??

Dogs are a privilege of normal, stable people and households you fucking queers.

How much longer can Corbyn survive
as leader of the Labour party?

>>129487043
But then he wouldnt make any more train programmes ;-;

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>environment secretary

Is this just a meme position?

>>129487208
He's unironically a 9/10

>>129486900
They need to gaslight the public to fuck and act like nothing happened.

A Corbyn government would be absolutely insane and the fucking end of us and that's not shilling. People seem to have forgotten how much of a dope he is because he learned to shut his mouth for expediency during the election.

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>>129487692
May should have put him back in Education to finish the job and really make the Unions REEEEEEE

>>129487779
I want to say that the 1922 committee is playing some games with the government, but I honestly have no clue. All I care about is Brexit.

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>>129487888

>Sharia OUT
>leftie
>Burger education

>>129487928
>>129487866
DEFRA is going to have a lot of input in Brexit thanks to farming and fishing.

>>129487910
After this longer than expected, but I'm still sceptical of his chances of seeing 2020 (or is it 2022 now)?

>>129487928
>the department of tree-planting and river-dredging

>>129487888
Checked, but she's not a lefty, she's been on Tommy Robinson's demo today, she's /ourspaz/

>>129487888
>lefty dykes
she's a righty dykey

>>129487928
Literally the worst post, at least in things like Health it's a shit job but it actually matters

>>129488018
2022 unless there's a vote to have another/repeal fixed terms act.

>>129487928
Pre-Brexit yes (most of that is handled at an EU level). After, not by a long shot.

>>129487910
He is 68...

>>129487866
>Environment Secretary. literally nothing.

last year, backstabber of Boris
last week, just a candidate
this week, Minister
Next week ??

>>129484691
>DUDE OPPOSE ISLAM SO WE CAN CONTINUE BEING DEGENERATES LMAO

No.

https://citadelfoundations.wordpress.com/2016/10/31/islams-cowardly-critics/

>>129488018
Unless he's dying they have no chance of getting rid of him before the next election. Which must have cheered up the PLP no end.

>>129488062
Should have put Gove in charge of Health just for a laugh.

>>129485766
>Fosters: Australian for You're Getting the Trots

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>>129484691

>#GaysAgainstSharia

Careful now.

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>>129487928
Yes ideally he would be chancellor since he's too unpopular for PM

>>129487836
Well he rightly predicts the Tory's need a Blair-esque candidate.

Try ebay or all good bookshops. I read it in a London library 5 years ago when I was one of IDS's Universal Shitstorm guinea pigs.

The problem was Portillo losing his seat. But he just gave up rather than fight for the leadership.

>129487928
>environment secretary
Basically wanking in the garden with some occasional rural dogging Gove will be perfect

>>129488184
*kisses Milo Yianoppolous*

Aha take that Islam!

*sticks dildo up ass*

>>129488209
Hunt is causing more than enough left wing butthurt there already.

>>129487650
That's a dog, isn't it?

>>129488267
>Father !!!
>I hear you're a shitposter now.

>>129487756
aye, seems like a pretty cynical move, not likely to be able to change that narrative around by much at the moment though

>>129488146
communist never die, they are just reborn from the lenin's corpse

>>129488146

And Dennis Skinner is 85 and has just been re-elected. What is your point?

>>129488272
He did stand for the leadership, didn't get through to the last round.

>>129488146
Older than Lenin and Marx already, which means he could end up as bad as Pol Pot or Mao.

>>129488268
Then who is Wilem Defoe?

>>129488366
skinner is just a backbencher though. shame he's a gommie because i quite like him otherwise.

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>>129485641

GOOD MORNING

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>>129488267
>attends a Tommy Robinson march once

>>129488386
I stand corrected. They went with Hague, no?

BAM, THERESA MAY ON THE SCENE TO FUCK UP HER MANDATE AND CRY.
Irish deadline for forming a gov'mnt is pushed back till after the election.
DUP get 10 seats, Sinn Feinn get 8. All the 'moderate' Irish parties like Alliance, SDLP, UUP get 0.
So, 3 months of no irish gov'mnt. N. Ireland fucking NEEDS a soft border with the rest of ireland, and so brexit will fuck them over hard.
These problems will only be solved by careful, strategic leadership from Westminster, working with both parties to deescalate the situation.
And theresa may has fucked that over.
Because if the tories are in bed with the DUP.
There's 1000% that westminister (direct rule bitches!!!!) will not be neutral.
Arlene Foster, who should have resigned months ago for her rank corruption, now holds more power over the UK government than literally anyone.
(Even u murdoch)

>>129488272
>he rightly predicts the Tory's need a Blair-esque candidate
they had one for 7 years. I quite like gove, very intelligent fellow and keen debater, if very smarmy

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>>129488366
That he's old for a Prime Minister already. Also Skinner has been senile for at least a decade.

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>>129488439
FUNNY ISN'T IT?

>>129488391
Are communists like lobsters? do they get larger and more powerful with age?

>>129486772
>Environment secretary
Why did he take this 2015 intake tier shit? Why did May even offer him a job after all of the arguments that they had?

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>bb's

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>>129487208
Quintessential Anglo

>Michael Gove 'got stuck in Commons toilet'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28341980

>>129488461
Yes, Hague and Ken Clarke in the run-off

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>t

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>>129486075

>>129488398
No idea m8 Boris has got the appeal but he's a bit too clownish for PM although it looks like the retards want reality TV politicians for the future so maybe him. Can't think of any other strong contenders

>>129484939
I really don't understand the fox hunting thing, it gets so much attention for what seems to be a tiny policy.

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>>129488438
>The Beast of Bolsover

Notice how the Royal Family listened and got better PR.
>Prince Phillip Kebab Shop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27_uWz069X

>>129488549
>Why did he take this 2015 intake tier shit?

He desperately want back into the Cabinet

>Why did May even offer him a job after all of the arguments that they had?

She has no control anymore, just a puppet until it's safe enough to get rid of her.

>>129488525

Really dominates your heirarchy

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>>129488606

Reminder that Defra is the worst cabinet position. Poor Gove.

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>>129486429

M U M M Y

>>129488599
Didn't really have a chance did they?
Portillo really was the only one that could have dented New Labour's hegemony.

And they eventually realized but their new version was Cameron who simply didn't have any of Portillo's depth of vision.

Does anyone else find it weird that Conservative MP's have a group chat on Whatsapp?

>https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/873904648062717954/

>>129488525
They get more insane and paranoid with age.

>>129487424
>This is Deputy leader of the second, soon to be first party

>>129488512
Aye,
They didn't until Cameron came along.
Gove was smart but he is an odious twat.

>Leadsom demoted to leader of house
>the Gove man put into the "you are my enemy" position of environment sec

>>129488842
Yeah it's clearly a contrived leak as
>>129485161
said. It's just too perfect.

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>>129487043

LAST ONE ON MARXISM IS A QUEER

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>>129488603
>>129488606
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>129488810
It is, the farmers are never happy.

>>129488922
How long until Gove backstabs someone? And who will it be?

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Any of you lads in the /GoveCove/?

>>129488626
Boris as leader would destroy the Tory party's rep for a a decade.

>>129488963
He's probably slid the knife into someone already, now we wait to see who and how long its going to take them to bleed out

>>129484633
He was some character. Id love to see his reaction to the day we get a united Ireland, it would be priceless

>>129488997
I've unironically always been in the /GoveCove/. Would have voted for him as leader if it got to the membership.

>>129487928

No not really seeing as 70% of our land is used for agriculture.
Brexit will change everything as currently farmers get paid subsidies from the EU to grow crops then more to grow certain types. Plus you have the whole fisheries which many feel have been surpressed under the EU rules so everything may change there too.

You also have the massive issue of air pollution in cities (especially London) which is literally killing thousands a year. The government needs to come up with a solution otherwise face legal action.

It sounds like a meme position but it's fairly important in terms of jobs, Brexit and health

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40242531

Honestly at this point I don't even care anymore. We deserve to be subjugated by third worlders

https://youtu.be/xP5MfjW9TuU 90

NORN IRON ON COUNTRYFILE
This is what the DUP are fighting to protect

>>129488934
KEK

>>129486971
It's always the SWP
Probably the front for someone like soros

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>>129487650

kek

>>129488963
He's slipping polonium into the Tory HQ tea urn as we speak.

>>129488963

He probably *already* backstabbed someone to get that shitty position. He's probably already coming up with schemes of who to fuck next.

>>129487424
tom watson is such an overinflated bellend

>>129489182
France is even deader than here.

>>129489009
Who then? I'm open to ideas. Gove would be my choice as he's actually intelligent but he doesn't cut through very well with the public

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>>129486162
>>129485161
That's painful to read, it's like a deliberate piss take

what the fuck is going on

>>129489156
>BASED Anon knows about the CAP

Well done, Good perspective.

>>129488962
When you think about, farmers are the only true libertarians in the UK

>>129488934
>LAST ONE ON MARXISM IS A QUEER
>>129488934

Well now that's just goddamn funny

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>>129489182
T-the EU will collapse any day now right guys? fucking hell

>>129487039
CAN'T LOATHE

>>129489394
Maybe, if not for them all wanting subsidised.

>>129489394
>massive subsidy junkies
>libertarians

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https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/the-newly-refurbished-national-army-museum-is-full-of-inaccuracies-and-post-colonial-guilt/
(((Liberal historians))) do it again!
D I S G U S T I N G

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Miss me yet?

>>129489360
As I said, you need a young photogenic leader and should go with a young woman.

Heidi Allen with more experience.

Or
A warm fatherly figure; Which would be hard to find.

>>129489526
This got a really low amount of attention when I posted it the other day. In fact, I don't think anyone bothered to read it. It truly is appalling.

>>129489182
Why do people support this transparent puppet turd? Just a stuffed dumb wheeled out by (((them))) in the guise of being on the side of the people

>>129489552
>To this day nothing will grown on that ground.
>I don't know what was worse, the sight or the smell.

>>129489182

>Mr Macron's party was established just over a year ago and many candidates have little or no political experience

Wow. This is going to end well.

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>>129489292
>yfw Gove took out Boris knowing May would win, knowing May would call an election and lose the minority, knowing that it would result in a DUP/Tory coalition knowing that it would force the hard Brexit he always wanted but felt was under threat from Boris and May knowing that this would weaken her position forcing her to let him back into the cabinet then using this position to plot his eventual rise to PM in a Britain outside of the EU

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>britblasts

>>129488842
the limit on a whatsapp group chat is 256. They're 318 CON MP's

I'm Michael Gove. Author. Visionary. Dreamweaver. You are now entering my Gove Cove.

please post more gove memes, trying to redpill some plebs

>>129486371

>Nigel Dodds giving Labour a thrashing

Five more years of this lads.

>>129489552
unironically yes

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>NHS constantly on the verge of implosion
>under massive strain
>getting attacked left right and centre
>has kept his job through Cameron I, Cameron II, May I and now May II
>now into his fourth cabinet
>longest serving cabinet secretary in the same post compared to any of his contemporaries

>implying he's not the real power behind the throne

>>129489719
>Donald Trump

>>129489552
No one misses a quitter, Kiddo.

>>129489731
>Implying all of them would be in one group.

The "leak" is clearly manufactured but multiple groups of different power bases isn't unusual.

>>129489809
And his one aim is to FUCK the NHS as much as possible.

>>129489681

We are all pawns in Gove's grand scheme

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>>129489432
The only way it'd go is if either France or Germany left.
It'll never happen in Germany, because German politics is rigged to create a ruling class and keep outsiders from holding any office (>can't hold office unless you've already held office).
We saw what happened in France: the media rallied around Macron, and when people were polled afterwards there seemed to be a large base saying, "well, I don't like Macron, but I heard Le Pen is a Nazi so I wanted to keep her out." Maybe a few more years of Trucks Of PBUH™ will shake things up, but probably not.

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>>129489719
>Sepcucks

one things for sure about this election. theresa may is in a very deep personal hell. she has become an almost absurdist figure in a matter of days.

>>129489182
>30% of the vote leads to 70% of the seats
WEW

>>129489809
He has the dead, dull eyes of someone who has seen the river Styx and wishes to swim in it