How do I get out of Canada as a NEET?

>as a NEET
woops.

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>>129476759

Dude, I would rather live in Canada than the USA.

There are a fuck ton of good houses and trees up there. I love the cold.

Other than the multicultural nonsense, it would be pretty cool to hang out with like minded people.

>when the jews give ISIS the greenlight

>hooked nosed man bows down to his hairy eybrowed middle eastern pet and whispers in his ear "sick em' boy"

>haji proceeds to run towards white man with knife

>>129476759
>>129477194
SORT

>>129476759
get a job faggot

>>129477563
everything is shit here.. we are still majority white, BUT

the cold sucks

everyone is a pothead

all the white women in our country love brown/black men

lots of degeneracy among both men and women

and our ruler is weedman

>>129476759
just work under the table faggot.

>>129476759

ahhh, the /pol/ way:

>be loser in life
>blame jews

>>129476759
>So /pol/, as a complete NEET, how do I find my way out of Canada?

Your best bet is to save up your neetbux and move to some third world south american country.
In Peru you can comfortably live with 300$ a month.

I don't think you'll find any decent first world country willing to give you a visa if you have absolutely nothing of value to bring.

>>129477563

and health care and cheap college
OP is ungrateful motherfucker that needs to be shot

>>129478960
>healthcare
-sit in hospital for 8 hours to get minor treatment
-wait a year to see any type of specialist

>cheap college
-liberal education
-not cheap
-cucked


still better than burgerland though

>>129478960
>cheap college
buddy pls...

>>129477194
>>129477979
IT

>I hate this country because if I were to work my money would go to refugees who don't contribute to society.
>How can I, a person with zero skills, enter a better country for free? I swear I'll work then.
Anon, you ARE the refugee!

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>>129476759
sometimes you have to work for people you don't like in life. stop being a baby, get over it, and work until you can retire and write rants about how much you hate the government in your old age. welcome to real life bud

There is no worthwhile country that isn't cucked by refugees except maybe Japan and they don't want your ass and rightly so.

Just stay where you are and leech from the government and try to get more self-sufficient in the meanwhile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75PcK_y0XnI

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>>129479331
>burgers who think they know what its like to live in Canada

imagine going out in public and everyone you run into is a fucking leaf. thats the life in canada

consider yourselves lucky there in america

>>129476759
work for a black company

Every western country is in the grip of gloablists. Just get a trade or an education and get a job you enjoy.

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>>129476759
Just move to Norway. Burn your papers, say you are from Syria.

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>>129479331
>betting on the future

>>129478340
All of this sounds like your own damn fault. If you think women here won't cuck you for a black guy you'll be surprised - but you shouldn't be.

>>129479138
>>129479161
Compare how much you'd spend for a full education at UoT to one of the Universities of California. Yeah, your colleges aren't "cheap" you goddamn Jews.

>>129479597
moving to the us wont fix you being a leaf

>>129476759
>Im a NEET

Here's the good news. Either your mom or nan got /mick'd. or your da or his dad got missmick'd.

So unless you're polish you probably qualify for irish citizenship.

>>129476759
>get a boat
>sail to another country
>immigrate illegally
>live off the grid with virtually no contact with society for the rest of your life

>>129476759

It's going to involve taking a lot of dick, and I mean a LOT of dick. Are you sure your prepared?

>>129480487
Would that even work if hes white?

>>129477563
More and more people are slowly becoming red pilled here anon. Everyone is tired with Trudeau sucking every muzzie cock insight

>>129478340
>The cold sucks

Found the shitskin go back to Africa you fucking cunt

>>129476759
Apply for work visa in Denmark. Go to a random small-med size city in Jutland and go around town asking for job. Reason you don't want to go to a big city is because work is a lot more scarce. In the smaller towns there are always some small companies or farmers who could use a hand. Bonus thing is the pay is usually pretty good

>>129481621

it does suck you fucking delusional mong.

>>129481751
Lmao go back the the desert Ahmed the cold is great it keeps you subhumans inside most winter's

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>>129476759
Just walk in to America

>>129481902
>le i love the cold meme because im so white

kys.

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>>129476759
Come join the herd of tax slaves, work sets you free goy.

>>129481902
>the cold is great

And sucking her dick isn't gay and dressing your child up as a girl isn't abuse. You are bunch of pedos and aborters. Get with the program dog fucker.

>>129482005
>I love welfare cause I'm a nigger.
Kek you said you live off neet bucks you legit have nothing to offer in life like every other nigger ever

>>129482197
Cold is better than hot desu. You're just British so you have no idea what 100+ Fahrenheit feels like.

You can always put more clothes on; you can't take your skin off.

>>129482005

I'd rather have 50 than 90

>>129482034
Didn't we agree that the Holocaust didn't happen? Or it did and the Jews were the ones persecuting the Germans? And we're only taught the other way because history is written by winners, right?

>the reason I'm a neet is (bullshit excuse)

this board is a magical place

>>129482346
>implying i ever said i live off neetbux.

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>>129476759
>as a NEET
>my tax money

>>129482362
Agreed and the cold makes you appreciate the summer more here
>>129482197
And lmao coming from a shitskin your opinion means nothing you goat fucker

>as a NEET
you're human garbage to any country but canada then
Ironically, it's your best bet right now
You could apply to many other countries job, and if you score at least one you can get a work permit to go to that country, and that's where shit gets real

Good luck with your shit, leaf
fear the rake

>>129482577
Claim your a complete neet in the op. Kek why don't you just kill yourself no one at your highschool would even give a fuck

>>129482848
they wouldn't but your mother sure would. i fuck her every saturday night. yesterday was especially good

I'll let you live in my basement, OP.

>>129476759
commit suicide, quickest way out

>>129483052
I am sure she would a give a fuck about a degenerate shitskin refugee who has nothing in life to offer, but I guess good for her it isn't going to make me any less white

>>129483375

>t. shitskin larping as a cold loving white person

all these angry projections.. what made you so mad?

what are you hiding?

>>129476759
You're a NEET you're fucking worthless to everyone in every way. You're basically asking for refugee status while making up half assed excuses as to why you shouldn't work which is ironic because everything you do is half assed. You're ducking pathetic and give leaves a bad name.
Doe yourself out nigger

>>129483915
Being a NEET is more respectable than working in todays society, dummy

you just wait motherfucker. wait until the jews stop their bullshit. im gonna be working way more than you

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>>129483612
>I am a nigger you caught me.

Legit kill yourself your never going to be white or accepted here. I will buy you a 12 gauge from Cabela's to do it. Go back to making IED's in Syria you tar faced subhuman

>>129476759
Where do you get NEETbucks from? I want to become one.

>>129484013
No it's not. Your no different then a Somalian you have nothing to offer kill yourself on Livestream please

>>129482692
>And lmao coming from a shitskin your opinion means nothing you goat fucker

I'M AN ULSTERMAN BOYO. NO BROWN IN THIS HERE TOWN.

>>129484013
Holy fuck the mental gymnastics you mist go through to convince yourself you're not a pathetic loser.
But you are.
Look In the mirror and tell me if you honestly even like yourself.
You live in a self made delusion instead of actually fixing your life.
It would be best to just kill yourself. It's a lot easier than sorting yourself.

>>129484987
>It would be best to just kill yourself

GET ALOAD OF THIS FUCKING SCUMBAG.

HE'S YOUR FELLOW CANADIAN HOW DARE YOU TELL HIM TO KILL HIMSELF YOU CHILDMURDERING PEDOSCUM.

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>>129476759
You don't. You're stuck here faggot.

>>129481036
>Any university in California
>Paying reasonable prices

Pick one.

Or better yet, go to a technical school and fucking learn something worth anything. Learning welding, or carpentry or something. Apply to a fucking union. You pay little to no money and you work with your hands instead of being a beta cuck stuck inside riding your dildo attached exercise ball.

Even better, move the fuck out of California. Join the Military. Stop being a fucking whiny baby about paying so much money to go to some shitty liberal ass whiny safe space U of (insert niggerdom here).

>>129484923
Ok cool I still don't a give a fuck go get your subhuman ass stabbed on a bridge or something

>>129476759
go to college and get a degree in a trade

>>129485184
No he's not. He's not white so day of the rope comes when the economy crashed and everything goes to shit here I'll be hanging fucks like him

>>129485491
>I still don't a give a fuck

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM M8.

YOU'RE A WHOLE COUNTRY TAUGHT TO DEHUMANIZE YOUR FELLOW MAN. YOU ARE A NATION OF SODOMY AND ABORTIONS. GOD HELP THE WEE CHILDERN WHO MUST GROW UP AROUND THE LIKES OF YOU.

>>129476759

sell stuff onlinge.

>>129485731
I don't speak monkey I know your native toung is nigger but please translate

>>129485731
funny thing is, the guy is probably a NEET himself just larping as someone who isn't a NEET so he can 'troll' my thread

i can smell neets from a mile away

>>129485811
YOU RISE TO THE LEVEL OF DISCOURSE YOU ARE CAPABLE OF...

...AND SO IT IS AMAZING HOW ASTUTE YOU BECOME WHEN ARGUING FOR THE RIGHT TO FUCK YOUR DOG, ABUSE YOUR CHILD AND SMOKE DOPE YOU POT FIEND DIPLODUCUS BELIEVER.

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>>129485989
Oh vey goyim I am trying to get you to actually kill yourself so I get all the welfare cheques for myself.

>>129486592
SHE LOOKS REAL NICE ON YOUR MONEY.

AREN'T WE LUCKY WE HAVE SUCH A LOVELY QUEEN.

You will never get out of any country as a NEET. Education, Wealth, and Income are the only things a country cares about during immigration unless you're "escaping a war zone".

>>129486751
She's a old ugly cunt I wouldn't even let her give me a rim job if she begged

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>>129486592
wowie. im sorry for insulting u earlier

gimmie like 2k so i can buy an ounce of weed and use the rest to get my life back together

>>129476759
Just work illegally. There are always more unofficial jobs around than official ones.