Brit/pol/ - Keira Knightley edition

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RoOwSKI7M

NANA NA WAAAAAAAY GOOD BY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zh9swJtIRU&feature=youtu.be

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>voting

>>129476002
fpbp

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First for Kym the old slag

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thanks for putting the cabinet reshuffle in the OP lad.

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some bespoke VAP0URWAVE of this days events

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>tfw still in bed

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WORRAZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-y1nOBCKA

This is England in 2017.

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Pretty sure my girlfriends drink was spiked lads

Luckily it must have happened just before I picked her up because the effect only started when we got home

she was fine in the car and hadn't drank much

she only went the pub to chat with her friend

Some absolute sick fucks about

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>>129476110
noice

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where the muslims at

>>129476153
>reddit spacing

>>129476153
If you don't report it to the Police you're an idiot.

>>129475819
>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority
She'll never be able to do this without serious effects to business i.e. any form of cooperation between branches in other countries massive downtime in the IT department.

If Miss May honestly thinks she's going to get businesses to stop using Linux she's having a laugh.

got heated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zh9swJtIRU

>>129476200
i was going for the lighning killed the cameraman effect this time, I'll not deny it..

>>129476153
what was the effect lad?

>>129476153
>she only went the pub to chat with her friend
if that's what she told you mate...

>>129476089
No problem, it was from >>129474635 though.

>>129476317
>reporting things to the police
>not wasting your time

LIVE AIRSHOW LADS GET IN HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZQebZfdOZE

Has posting been fucked up for anyone else today?

>>129476153
I got drugged once by accident after downing some randoms Wet Pussy by mistake. Was absolutely fucked, had only had about 2 pints before this and after the cocktail could barely stand. Got a taxi home and slept for about 15 hours.
I guess the good thing is that I might have saved some poor girl from being raped by a poo in loo or sudanese.

>>129476153
>letting her go out with her friends

Wew lad enjoy your black step son

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>>129476430
Yeah don't worry, we're just combing posts for hate speech.

>>129476153

Women always say this shit. It's always someone putting drugs in their drink, never the fact that they're 5'2" and just drank half a bottle's worth of Aftershock in shots in the space of an hour.

>>129476039

Spot on to be honest.

>>129476430
captcha is fucking it all up rightly today.

>labourites saying Corbyn lost because the media smeared him
>but conveniently forget the media's attutide towards Brexit

>>129476384
yeah that was me. was getting bored of updating it.

With all the DUP kekery happening now you lads should probably add slugger to your reading list
http://sluggerotoole.com/
It does NI realpolitik chat, got a lot of information about what the DUP will probably actually try to get

>Sajid Javid Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government.

More mosques in the Muslim communities!

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Reminder:

>MASSIVE
>SHITEBAG

Literally - LITERALLY - sprayed diarrhoea all over the insides of his pants and arse-cheeks.

>>129476430
yeah are we being Jewed by Mi5?

>>129476430
It takes me 5 minutes to post 1 shitty sentence

Just woke up, what's going on with DUP and Nige?

>>129476509

It's not captcha, I have a pass and it's still fucked up for me, it's a 4chan end issue.

>>129476153
most common method of spiking is with alcohol

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[Desire to gas leftists intensifes]

>>129476564
Owen Jones did this.

>>129476607
Part of the DUP's demands are that Farage is made a Lord so he can have an influential role in Brexit.

>>129476590
Probably Hiroshimoot spilled some soy sauce on the servers.

>>129475819
Are normies starting to question Sadiq Kahn? What would happen if you were to bring up his relationships with terror groups to a regular londonder? The only reason I ask is because of the recent cancelation of trumps visit. I'm starting to dislike the UK for more than just your stance on gun control, your average citizens seem to be the most be most weak and brainwashed in Europe besides Germans and thier nazi guilt.

>>129476323
As "tactical" Conservative voters you're part of the problem. Labour has a large proportion of the nation signed up to a real mission of fairness and compassion. The Conservatives used to have stability but will have to wait until Brexit is finished to claim that again.

>>129476610
>>129476596
>>129476509

Use Legacy Captcha lads, it'll probably help. Select it in settings at the bottom of the page.

>>129476542
Maybe, maybe not.
>Javid lives with his wife Laura and their four children. He has previously said that his family's heritage is Muslim, but that he does not practise any religion, although he believes that "we should recognise that Christianity is the religion of our country".
Could be taqqiya. You never know these days.

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>Jeremy Hunt still secretary of state for Health
https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/873933947721441280

>NHS' face when

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>>129476564
He should visit NI instead

>>129476658
Fucking what? That's mental.

>>129476153
Happened to a gf years ago. She went from half drunk to absolutely slaughtered in the 10 minute drive home.
I thought she was pissing about so I took a phone video of her flopping about half naked & mocked that I'd show her/our mates in the morning.
>Completely oblivious yet semi-conscious.
Shit was fucked up.

>>129476712
I'm using a pass and it is still fucking up for me.

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Heh.

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>>129476564
>This bullshit
He had no problem going to Scotland when they all fucking hated him

>>129476053

She is 40.

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>>129476564
Not so fast britnigger

>>129476053

based kym

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>>129476754
beautiful. were there any comments?

>>129476430
what i've witnessed:

- posts getting rejected
- images loading slowly as if they are being moderated by a middle man
- some chodeflare message when trying to view some images
- extreme lag

i'd like to know if there has been any instances of other nationality posters having these problems. if not then we have entered 1984, enjoy your stay.

>>129476039
>>129476483
Means nothing when it's coming from the biggest bullshitting ex-journalist in the country

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>>129476733
>‘They hold a few cards,’ a source told the Sunday Times. ‘They want Farage as a lord or a role in government or he and Arron will put something together that will cause trouble for May.’

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/the-dup-could-insist-on-nigel-farage-having-a-role-in-brexit-negotiations-6701540/#ixzz4ji8dhR4U

>>129476658
Pretty fucking funny that this currency trader who made bank by directly and massively influencing Stirling then buggered off after he made his money is not only considered a national hero by the "right" but is actually considered by some "worthy" of Lordship, not that it means fuck all any more.

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>>129476852
it's actually working fine for me now lads.

>>129476733

It's just a "source" it's nothing official yet, I would love it to be true though.

>>129476747
Oh, no worries then. It's fine for me down in Aus.

>>129476830
Cuck, have you had any problem posting today?

>>129476727
He's a useless cunt tbf

https://youtu.be/cqcLXlA2Udo

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>Lord Nigel Farage in your lifetime

>>129476910
So he spent 20 years getting abuse and nearly dying so he could make a few quid?

>>129477057
>reasoning with YKTD

>>129476852
Getting occasional cloudflare timeouts.
Posting sometimes doesn't get through on the first try.
Some images cause a 404 message on trying to load them the first time, usually can load when opening them in a new tab.
No recaptcha errors.

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>>129476658
DUP are the best thing to happen this election

>>129476976
He's more than a useless cunt, he wants to rip the NHS apart, he wrote a fucking book specifically about it
>>129477057
Ignore Eddie, he's a massive blackpilled cuck

>>129476852
you're an idiot.
cloudfare is under attack. yet again. about the third time in a few months.
cloudfare and DNS have become a massive liability for all internet users (search: miriai bot network)
im surprised that a board full of nerds are so tech illiterate. i'm not surprised that at the first sign of lag they blame "every post vetted by GCHQ". just look at the posts, do they look like GCHQ approved posts?

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>>129475819
Corbyn got his shit pushed in by the Tories.

>>129477057
>a few quid

>>129476039
>leaked it himself so he can look like the goodie when he's 'forced' into the leadership challenge

>>129477093
>/pol/
>full of nerds
/pol/ is the second most trafficked board after /b/ and you're in the normiest part of it

Most people posting here probably don't know what a kernel is

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>>129477087
Getting loads of cloudflare timeouts here. It's starting to make me panicky.

>>129476910
You're missing the point, he could have continued making a shit load more money for a lot more years as a commodities trader but he chose not to, to pursue what he felt was right for the national good. Remember UKIP were completely and utterly on the fringe when he joined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyXmT1j6lQ

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>>129477159
>a few quid
You're right. He's lost money.

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>>129477142
Is Corbyn an uphill gardener, eh, eh?

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>>129476437
>implying the guy didn't follow his mark and have his way with the dosed target.

>>129476045
If it wasn't for voting, you guys wouldn't be having a Brexit at all.

>>129477253
Brit/pol/ has significantly better conversation than any other general.

>>129476564
Your just mad because Trump is out leader and not yours so your acting out like a kid.

>>129477087
thanks for the testimony hans

>>129477093
yes i will concur i'm an idiot, however i did say images were being vetted, not posts

thanks everyone for quelling my paranoia

>>129477253
if you confuse the kernel you can steal runescape passwords i hear

>>129476974

HEY YOU FUCKING KEK

I have actually, but earlier. like an hour ago

>>129477321
I know, because its relatively normal

>>129477093
Fuck Cloudflare. Pirate sites hide behind it.

>>129476658
Is this real pls dont lie about this

>>129475819
This is who Clarkson kept on about? Jeremy you super homo you.

PS, kill your local public sector worker - catho/sandnigger immigration is only beneficial to them

I went on holiday. It was a mistake. Zoos are hot and boring and loud. I despise gibbons and children. Too loud and annoying. I despise inane social interaction. I despise individuals who insist on abiding by this arcane set of unwritten rules and judging me for being unable to follow them.
I hate how I am called out as some kind of villain for only partaking in actions voluntarily that I find pleasurable or important enough to me. I hate that it is all a fucking tap dance around social graces and that things have to be worded so very fucking precisely.
How dare I express negativity at proceedings. How dare I went how fucking boring and shit I found things. How dare I wish to know the terms before agreeing to partake in something. How dare I?
Truly I am an arsehole and not worthy of this world except I can't say that either because honesty and extrapolation is not allowed. Instead we must bite our tongues, smile demurely and lie through our fucking teeth because in the land of politeness honesty is original sin.
Give me the sinners. Give me the swearers, the shouters the insulters and the bastards. Give me alpha male fuckwits and Omega level snarkers. Give me the shite holes and the cock faces. Give me the honest bastards and I shall know where I stand but keep the well mannered social elite from my life because I despise their false smiles with every fibre of my being. I cannot do business and negotiate with the stepford smilers. I cannot be myself around them. They enrage me and they ridicule and judge me. At least I know where I stand with the fucking fascist bastards.

>>129477413
No, it's not normie tier conversation at all, that's more like ptg, you have no idea what you are talking about.

>>129476564
He either comes when we let him, or he doesn't come at all.

The American President is as strong as the country he leads; unfortunately for him, America isn't strong anymore.

>>129476910
>currency trader who made bank by directly and massively influencing Stirling

Wot

Nigel was an industrial metal contracts broker, IE he acted as an intermediary for large companies to buy/sell hundreds/thousands tons of industrial metals for manufacturing purposes

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>>129477263
>Remember UKIP were completely and utterly on the fringe when he joined
Where are they now?
>>129477285
>he still thinks Brexit is, or was ever going to happen.

>>129477253
It's the thing you make popcorn from.

>>129477255
I have been getting that too

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>thinkgen of mummy cryeing when she loss

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>>129477142
>not posting the real version

Awful lot of noise amongst normie Corbynistas regarding him forming a government soon.

Is it possible?

>>129477587
>you will never see the inside of Tory HQ when it became clear they weren't getting a majority

>>129477490
It's been pretty bad the last few days thanks to the election. The number of unironic capital C Conservatives in these threads has been unbelievable.

>>129477519
>Where are they now?
On the fringe again, *after Nigel Farage led them to complete their initial stated purpose, to force the UK out of the EU*. That was his purpose.

No offence intended, but you even argue like YKTD, there is no hiding it.

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>>129476039
the absolute state of politicians leaking shit, whilst talking down based assange.
>ULTIMATE IRONY

>>129477255
you need to prepare yourself for the day when the internet goes down, when the big banks collapse and shut their doors, when the supermarket shelves are barren.
if you can keep your head...

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Anyone else looking forward to Oliver Stone's interviews with Putin?

>>129477321
And outer/pol/ as well, the whole board's been compromised

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>>129477490
>Normal people necessarily means normie
The people in this thread are sane and relatively well adjusted, and typically at least know the basics of what they're talking about, that is why the conversation is usually good

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>>129477680

STFU YOURE YKTD

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>>129477664
No. The numbers don't lie. Labour is finished.

>>129477642
someone on my kikebook posted this and it nearly made me vomit, their is literally no way constitutionally with the current political climate that corbyn could form a government.

>>129476053
>tfw no MILF 40 year old wife

>>129476727
Does anyone know where this picture is from? seems like an interesting story.

>>129477519

FFS YKTD, Nice to see you to see you NICE tho.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING STREAMS?

>>129477721
Its summer /pol/, of course it gets flooded with normies

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>>129477664
According to the Beeb, he's going to prep a minority government in case of May's minority government/negotiations with the DUP going tits-up.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40237813
Essentially he's going to canvas other parties' MPs to back him over May, and hope there's a disaster from the Tories to kill confidence.

>>129477093
would you mind providing some information on the current attack? when i search twitter + google there doesn't seem to be any indication they are experiencing widespread problems

PARANOIA BACK ON BOYS

>>129477664
>>129477789

>the n-numbers don't add up

not at the moment, but there will be another GE and Corbs will gain more seats and then able to form a coalition, maybe even the SF take their seats who knows.

>>129477680
After he/his son made their money.
>>129477516
Trying to find the quote, but he did use his dabbling in currency trading as his authority on talking about the Euro and the Pound.

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>>129476430
Everything is perfectly normal

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What do you think the DUP demanded?

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Was a nice dream while we had it.

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>tfw your waifu was demoted

>>129477960
Sinn Fein will never take their seats, the moon will drift away from the earth before it happens>>129477960

>>129477914
t.YKTD.

Did it kick off in the end of the march

>>129477807
Wasn't the election supposed to have brought in loyal Brexit MPs to the point where actual talented members weren't given a chance? Instead they won practically zero seats in England and gained pro-remain MPs in Scotland. What a disaster. At least we have a strong opposition now aye?

>>129478008
Shut down the Natural History Museum.

>>129476151
This is my town. Proud.

>>129477920
>Its summer /pol/, of course it gets flooded with normies
It's been like this for months, and it's not even summer yet, it's the middle of June

>>129477789
>22 point lead in the polls
>supposed to get a majority of 100+ seats
>May was to end of the Labour party
>end up LOSING seats and LOSING their majority

The state of Tories lmao

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>>129477960
>not at the moment, but there will be another GE and Corbs will gain more seats and then able to form a coalition, maybe even the SF take their seats who knows.

>"It was his turn!"

>>129478008
>strong and stable conservatives having to bow to a party with 10 MPs

reputation tarnished for a generation

>>129478053
why not? Im sure they'd like to work with their best friend Corbyn, sure they don't like the queen but neither does Corbyn.

>>129478127
Still won the election though.

>>129477972
>After he/his son made their money.
You are demonstrably wrong in you assertion that he did it for personal gain. He could have been making more money for decades.

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what's happening then, DUP coalition?

does brit/pol/ consider that a victory? nobody else on /pol/ seems to.

>>129478008
If that Nigel Farage lordship rumor is true than hard brexit was likely demanded.

>>129476151
>>129478102
story is, the guy was drunk and bought an emu egg online. It came and he had to care for it

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>>129477779

I'm YKTD

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>people think the DUP want a soft Brexit
>the same DUP ran by people who think THIS

>>129477920
No, /pol/ thread quality has been steadily decreasing since the start of the US election campaign. Now everywhere but brit/pol/ is essentially just T_D. It's fucked forever, not just summer.

>>129478008
The removal from the Natural History Museum, and deportation, of Dippy

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Miss me yet lads?

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>>129478127

>>129478178
It's the best we could have hoped for really. This election was a shitshow.

today australia celebrates
from all of aus/pol - we extend our fondest wishes of a happy queen's birthday to you all
God bless each of you
God save the Queen, and all her house, and all her children
hail Britainia!

>>129476693
It's a very vocal minority

I'm gutted trumps not coming

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>tfw i'm YKTD and anonymongs never noticed

>>129478008
Deport all papists

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>>129478127

>>129478214
There will always be brit/pol/ though, so long as we make alt-right cunts as unwelcome as possible.

>>129478178
Tory minority government with confidence from the DUP.

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>>129478008
>45
I bet 90% of them will just be ignored.

>>129478178
>Caring what foreigners think
99% of them don't know anything about British politics, and the remaining 1% hate Britain.

>>129478008
the gassing of gays.
the vatican city to be considered a terrorist state
nigel to be made a lord
SF to be banned

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>>129478199

I'm South Wales

>>129478315
How's the pub thing coming along?

I want to visit it and have chips there.

>>129478204
DUP want their cake and to eat it as well.

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Was anyone in Manchester today? Those "EDL" eh?

>>129478266
>drinking a pint of tribute

based cameron, great ale

>>129476693
It's cause the U.K. went from being the most powerful nation in the world pre- WW2 to a weakened nearly obliterated nation within the process of 9 years.

They seem to be afraid of any kind of conflict, including debating, to the point that will accept anything as long it will avoid conflict.
Just to point out, by "they," I mean the average Britbong. They are amoung some of the most cucked people I've ever known.

>>129478008
cancel the GFA

>>129478199
No I'm sparticus

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POST 'EM LADDIES

>>129478175
>Government rendered incapable of governing by Irish terrorists, Tory rebels or a couple of MPs being sick or going on holiday

There's a good reason why nobody in the Tory party feels like they've won.

>>129478266
Wouldn't things have worked out better if he stayed in his role as PM after the EU referendum? He could have said "right, the public has said what it wants and that's what I'll do" and reshuffled his cabinet in order to make it more Brexit friendly. Was very pointless to have a leadership election to just elect someone who was also a remainer.

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>>129478008
here's 3

>>129478158
Sinn Fein does not recognise the legitimacy of a government run under a monarchy and point blank refuses to take the oaths required to sit in the house of commons, taking their seats would go against the core values of their party and the things they claim to represent

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40232272

Why are there so many faggots in parliament?

>>129478390
Not good. Got to wait till July/August when they have more pubs available and will apply for ones then

>>129478338
True but I felt overwhelmed the last couple days, what if we can't stop them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWUQzbYUqGA

>>129477698
Yes, very much, end of this month isn't it?

>>129478177
How can you demonstrate someone's internal feelings?

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>>129478008
>45 demands
>starting point

>>129478027
This is just grasping at straws.
Who cares if he was the Europe Minister? Does that mean he loves the EU more than his nation? If you're foreign secretary does that mean you love the world more than Britain?

Remainers really are thick, desperate cunts.

>>129478491
ANIME OYT NOY

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>>129475819
Rightly So,
Lad has Designated Leftist posted? Whats he been saying.
You alright lad? What's your analysis?
I think your May will soldier on past Brexit whilst having to deal with an economic recession and a house price crash in London.

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/property/2951257-Anyone-else-struggling-to-sell-in-London

>>129478178
It's not going to be a coalition, it's going to be a gentlemen's agreement for the DUP to follow the Tories' lead, while the Tories themselves form a minority government.
It keeps them in power, I suppose, but then the DUP come with their own baggage, and no doubt have their own demands, which could piss off Republicans even more than their default level of anger. The fact the Tories can't operate without the help of this fairly small sectarian party also looks terrible from a PR perspective, and makes for great fuel to attack them with. Then there's the extent of Corbyn's revival of the Labour party to consider, particularly the way he seems to have actually gotten young people to fucking show up and vote.
The Tories have kept their heads above water, the question is how long can they stay afloat?

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>>129478008

>>129478387

Fuck. I was Tim.

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>>129478563
The PM is in control of this situation. She has DUP exactly where she wants them.

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>>129478390
I want to visit it so I can go to the toilets and piss all over the floor so when Rimmer has to go and clean it, he slips over and then his shirt sticks to his skin because its drenched in my fluids.

>>129478484
Didn't say things wouldn't be harder for them, but the fact remains: They won the most seats and have the highest share of the vote. They won the election.

>>129478544
Tomorrow in America.

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>I do enjoy it when you stick it to the sanctimonious PC scum.
>I am a lurker these days, as I'm officially banned ( for "racist" comments)
>Keep up the good work !

Who red pilling on normie forums lads?

>>129478641
How?

>>129478557
If you say someone is just acting in their own self interest when that person has clearly not acted in their own self interest (quitting a high paying job to be called an evil racist for 20 years) then you're wrong.

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>>129478452

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>>129478008
These were the demands ahead of the 2015 election

>>129478533
What beers are you planning on putting on tap?

>>129478374
>only 1% hate Britain
I'd say more about 30%. The rest don't hate us but still bully us for being cucked. Posting here as a Brit is a bit shit desu.

I think the most well received flag is probably Estonia.

>>129478027
Fox, Davis, Johnson still in place

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>>129477974
>implying this detonator was made from online instructions

Libyans are covering their arses and May's going along with it because it's convenient.

>>129478582
Europe ministers are generally rabid EU supporters to be fair

Lidington was and still is probably more loyal to the EU. It's a telling decision

>>129478637

I wasn't actually South Wales, that was YKTD too

>>129478533
Good luck with it.

>>129478641
If the DUP fuck off, the Tories lose control of parliament, the DUP stays exactly where they are. They're in a much stronger position than you give them credit for, m8.

>tfw mummy doesn't care about you anymore
>>129478299

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>>129478787
>BoJo
>pro-Brexit

>>129478641
She's fucked. Has to juggle pro EU toriea, anti EU tories AND the DUP. If she loses enough of any group she loses a no confidence vote.

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>>129478758
>no political deals that would weaken the UK

>>129478800
Why is there jam all over it?

>>129478008
45 gay taigs to be hanged

>>129478008
12th July to be national holiday across all of UK.

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Priti still Secretary of State for International Development.

>>129477974
>implying his dad didn't have links to a group that had direct links to our intelligence services back when we were trying to get Gaddafi out to get access to that oil.

>>129478769
Its a brewery pub so I'm tied to what they stock

>>129478815

I wasnt Tim.

>>129478536
The difference between them and us is that we are more emotionally invested in this place, we will always have the will to stay here and they will just move on to some facebook discussion when we make them feel unwelcome enough.

>>129478506
>Blah blah blah
>Thinking Gerry Adams has lasting principles
>Thinking he won't coalition with the man that has spent the last 2 months defending him
>Thinking he won't coalition with another Republican
It won't happen this time because of the number but it could definitely happen next time

>>129478742
How do you know he hasn't benefited? Do you have access to his private dealings or bank accounts? His trading career was somewhat modest.

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>>129478204
>They won't demand social conservativism return to Britain.
>If they do the torieswill end the coalition because fags having Christians arrested for their opnions and infanticide are more important.
I have never been more frustrated with politics in my life.

>>129478929
I have had a development in my front pocket.

>>129478929
>you will never spread your yoghurt all over her pappadum.
why live lads?

>>129478929
100% white

>>129478967
>How do you know he hasn't benefited?
>what is burden of proof

>>129478715
Winning the election is winning a majority. They had a majority that they've now lost. This is without going into the context of the lead they had in the polls and how they're having to depend on the DUP.

This is not a victory for the Tory party.

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>>129478939

I was literally everyone in this picture

>>129478967
He wouldn't have to be doing LBC four nights a week for a bit of cash to stop him from being completely skint.

>>129478338
What's the deal with Conservatives, Right wingers and the alt-right?

>>129478827
The alternative is that Labour have to form a coalition with the DUP (along with other parties). The DUP have already ruled this out but say it happened - Labour, having stoked the anti-DUP fire these past few days, would surely not be able to juggle a DUP coalition and the support of their idiot young voters.

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>>129478825
Thanks lad, been pretty gutted about it tbqh. If you ever come you can have a pint and some chips on me

>>129478758
most of those are very sensible, so as such would be ignored if they are in this list

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>>129479061
You lost. Get over it.

>>129478780
True there is a huge overlap between the ignorant and vengeful.

>>129478808
I mean so was May and she backtracked pretty quickly. I'll admit I know little about Liddington; if he's like Soubry then we have a bit of a problem.
That being said, Lord Chancellor has little effect on Brexit, as it's more ceremonial. I fail to see how this position will have a great impact on the negotiations, other than Liddington managing to exercise his role as leverage for the courts to intervene - which is very unlikely.

>>129478127
Hello Momentum.

>>129479061
OK, so who did win the election then if not them?

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>>129479106

FUCK OFF NEWTRIP SCUM

>>129478936
fucking hell. i never understood why anybody would want to be a pub manager for some shitty pubco.
on the surface you appear to be the landlord but really you're just another wagecuck

>>129478008
1) Ban the teaching of dinosaurs in all schools in the UK.

>>129479044
But you claimed to be able to demonstrate that I'm wrong, you can at least admit you have as much proof that he hadn't profited from his poltical campaign as I do that he has.

>>129477092
He didn't write that chapter retard, stop regurgitating nonsense

>>129478641
She's absolutely fucked, her own party is split on brexit, she cannot afford to alienate many back benchers, her majority is dependent on confidence and supply from a party way to the right of the conservatives that will further toxify the Tory brand
>>129478959
>I'm a fucking nigger that hadn't heard of the DUP before the election and now I think I'm an expert on NI politics
They will not ever take their seats, it is against their values and also directly against their interests, Sinn Fein's entire strategy is predicated on getting catholics to view the British state as uncaring and alien, taking their seats and having a stake in the mainlands approach to NI undermines that severely

>>129479162
It's a hung parliament.

>>129479160
To be fair, the same polls showed people apparently hated Corbyn, until he got into campaign mode and won people over

>>129476804
Trump doesn't even keep his own press secretary in the loop, what makes you think he'll keep May in the loop?

>>129478929

Id chutney her mangos, if you know what i mean.

>>129479061

It's a win for british conservatism because the DUP is way far right of the faggot ass torries

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>at a time when we need a strong leader we have an utter puppet who will be gone in a few weeks

well i guess no government is better than a bad government right?

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>>129479106
Yes rimjob, hope you do well lad, i want your pub to be comfy for all including my socialist self to have a sunday lunch there and discuss Politics.

>>129479258
>Nobody won ;^)
Who's PM? Who's filling the Cabinet? It ain't Jez and Diane.

>>129477923
But he will need votes from the DUP which won't happen or for sein feinn to take there seats which won't happen

>>129479098
>The alternative is that Labour have to form a coalition with the DUP (along with other parties).
Not necessarily. It's a very, very, very long shot, but if Corbyn can pull enough support from the more left-leaning parties in Parliament (Greens and LibDems would be a big help here), he might get away with running his own minority government. That's basically the plan he's laid out.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-vows-oust-theresa-10601306
We'll just have to wait to see if he can pull it off though.

>>129476039
Corbyn has done the British thing & turned losing into a victory.
I'm no Tory but they legally and fairly won.

>>129479207
>But you claimed to be able to demonstrate that I'm wrong
I did.

I stated that he left his high paying job, which he did, and that he had been vilified in a party that for a long time was on the very fringe of society, which he did.

Then you made some vague implications about private dealings and bank accounts.

>>129478158
Same reason they've never taken them. Hell will freeze over before they swear allegiance to the crown

>>129479440
What if we archive that https://archive.is/Nxrvt

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>I NEED A HYOOOOJ BOG ROLL FOR MY SHITTY ARSE AND SHAT PANTS BELIEVE ME

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>>129475819
>>Justine Greening Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women and Equalities.

Is this serious?

>>129479180
Yes but id ont have 1 million + to buy a freehold. Nor do I have £100,000 to buy a leasehold. So what options do I have? I need to get experience and save money

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>>129475819

Christ she used to be goddamn gorgeous.

2000-2007ish Keira was 10/10 despite no tits. Absolutely stunning woman.

Then she disappeared for a decade. Why did this A-lister willingly torpedo her career by deciding that she would only take arthouse or period-piece movies?

>>129479440
everybody seems to have forgotten that corbyn and farron both said their parties wouldn't go into coaltion with eachother.
will anybody even bat an eyelid if they were to go back on their word?

>>129477211
Tory MPs do not have a whatsapp chat. They're not autistic.

>inb4 someone posts a picture of May or Boris (or any Tory MP) as a rebuttal

>>129475819
>Keira Knightley edition
Chick needs to eat!

>>129478929
I'd put her in my cabinet, if you know what I mean

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>>129479178
>tfw he posts an ugly pikey unironically

>>129479427
>Nobody
Theresa didn't win
Corbyn didn't
DUP did

>>129479576
Are the Lib Dems even going to keep Farron on? He's completely shit.

>>129479519
i'm not telling you what to do lad, it just sounds like all the hard work of running a pub without the benefits of actually owning said pub.

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>tfw you will never have a qt loyalist gf

>>129479576
If it gets the Tories out of office none of their supporters will care. They only wanted to avoid a coalition when it looked like their guy had a chance to win a majority.

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>>129479652

fokin right

>>129479418
Of course lad, I welcome people from the whole political spectrum

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>>129479656
318 SEATS
1
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S
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Corbyn CANNOT make a coalition big enough to bridge that 50+ seat gap.

Any news on Diane's """""illness""""" lads?

>>129479733

>not pikey

gross

Reminder that Brit/pol/ has been infiltrated by the left and that there are some deep dirty things going on between Corbyn and the global elite

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>>129479178
>Fuck off new trip scum
>Came here less than a month ago
>Calling someone scum when this is your archive

>>129478929
imagine her phat, soaking wet brown pussy

i'd do some real degenerate things to her

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>>129479798
t. classcuck

>>129479576
pretty sure everyone says they won't do deals before the election but then once the result is in they all scramble.

>libdems
>keeping their word

top kek

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>>129479529

>>129479468
Well high paying to whose standards? But regardless, that doesn't prove that he didn't do it for personal gain. The fact that selfless acts don't exist is more than enough to question his motives and your facts of his sacrifice make one question his motives even more.

>>129478929
I bet her asshole tastes of curry

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The elites and MSM are more smug about Brexit being endangered than worried about their banker pals being hanged by an actual communist

It literally is all about turning white countries brown cuz muh holocaust isnt it?

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Who else here loves our slags?

>>129479656
May is still PM. Tories are forming the government. DUP got an unexpected windfall. Corbyn did about as well as Gordon Brown, despite a horror show campaign from the Tories.

>>129479782
she has diabeetus

>>129479782
Terminal Incompetence, no known cure, best case scenario political irrelevance and a spot on the this week sofa

>>129479835
t. One of the lefties that has infiltrated

>>129479694
Oh right you are totally correct in your assessment. I grew up in a pub (3rd generation publican), but like I said I have little options right now and it gets my foot in the door. Also its a profit sharing contract

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>>129479800

>Came here less than a month ago

hahahaha fuck off newtrip scum.

Also whos fucking archive is that? Yours?

If Corbyn comes out and says he will be taking us out of the single market and ending free movement, and finally abandons his unlimited immigration policy. I would probably vote for him. The pro-remain Tories piss me off.

>>129479765
He doesn't have to make a coalition, you mong.
How many times does this need to be explained, no one is making a coalition. It's going to be a minority government either way, what remains to be seen is whether it's Tories doing it with the DUP's backing or Labour doing it with [TBD]'s backing.

>>129479652
>>129479800
watch it cunts cherpost is the oldest fag there is here

>>129479529
4D European Chess

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>>129479739

>>129479843
>Well high paying to whose standards?
He said it himself.

>But regardless, that doesn't prove that he didn't do it for personal gain.
You can't prove that he did do it for personal gain. I proved that he didn't.

>The fact that selfless acts don't exist is more than enough to question his motives and your facts of his sacrifice make one question his motives even more.
Perhaps in your downtrodden view of the world they don't, but in reality that's how group animals function, through acts of altruism.

>>129479782

Mental illness.

>>129479958
Labour would need SNP, Lib Dems and the DUP to give them support for a coalition. Obviously Corbyn would find this easier because he could just give them lots of free stuff.

>>129479800
That's a completely different tripcode though

>>129479683
>Are the Lib Dems even going to keep Farron on? He's completely shit.
Despite the fact he ran the shittest campaign ever and deliberately took resources away from Clegg and Olney's seats, he's going to stay because some seats in Scotland swung because of Ruth Davidson

>>129478929

She's a complete cunt and the public hate her. She spent most of the election campaign retweeting anti Corbyn Sun headlines. Whilst smerking her spin on QT.

This cabinet 'reshuffle' just confirms Maybot is in complete self destruct mode