Post dna results/family trees
>>129471482
>implying i can afford them
fug off
>>129471482
My condolences.
here is a big ol template
>>129471482
I love being white as fuck.
>>129471482
I am not even joking when I say you should consider suicide. Brown scum.
My ancestors have lived in America for hundreds of years, and yet my genetics are almost purely British, comparable to the genetic makeup that the average British person would have. That's not to say I have any cultural connection to the island.
>>129471482
Rate ;;))
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the ways they test the DNA for ancestry fundamentally flawed?
>>129472612
Ha, I'm more British than you.
>>129472653
The percentages have a high margin of error, but the methodology is not flawed "fundamentally."
>>129472612
>Low confidence region
Yeah if have low confidence too if I was Greek or Eastern European
>>129471482
>10% Jewish
Into the gas chambers you go
>>129471482
Jesus dude
am I white?
>>129471482
>half sicilian
I didn't think that sicilians were more greek than italic.
>>129472358
Thanks, I'll have to work on this one.
I know it's going to be mostly 'Murican though. Throw in a handful of German and a Luxembourg and an Irish. The rest is English but I don't know how far back I need to go.
>>129473053
yes
Assyrian here.
r8 me.
>>129471482
I'm pretty brown/olive btw. getting whiter in winter though.
Can I be considered white /pol/ ?
>>129473756
You look to be about 12.5% white.
>>129473756
1/8 white, froggie
>tfw 1% tree nigger.
Am I still white /pol/?
>>129474016
Eh sure
I took mine and got 101,12% african. What gives?
>>129473320
>all categories
Seems pretty comprehensive.
>>129474216
https://youtu.be/cmIrq1bOafA
>>129473963
>>129474014
Top kek. You guys are the best.
>>129471482
You have to go back
>>129473320
Part of Magna Graecia, aka the ancient Greek colonies.
>>129473515
Human garbage/10
Go back to your shithole
>>129473515
Are you pure Assyrian?
>>129474694
hey my skin is white and im a christian though m8
cant i stay?
>>129474805
yes
is that considered white?
>>129474818
I thought Assyrians worshiped Ashur.
>>129471482
>america having its own DNA
literally impossible
>>129475269
They used to.
http://www.aina.org/brief.html
>Assyrians have practiced two religions throughout their history: Ashurism and Christianity. Ashurism was, of course, the first religion of the Assyrians. The very word Assyrian, in its Latin form, derives from the name of Ashur, the Assyrian god. Assyrians continued to practice Ashurism until 256 A.D, although by that time, most Assyrians had accepted Christianity. Indeed, Assyrians were the first nation to accept Christianity, and the Assyrian Church was founded in 33 A.D. by Thomas, Bortholemew and Thaddeus.
Which one doesn't put me in a database where the kikes can see my information?
>>129471842
>tfw bought one of these test, changed my mind, and threw it out
they can't steal my precious gene seed
>>129475599
Just don't use your real name. Its not like they will know who the DNA came from anyway.
If they really wanted your DNA they could just go through your trash and get it.
>>129475383
those are native american populations
>tfw genes are literally flawless
>>129471482
> Sepharadi/meztiso
Wew lad
>>129475383
this test must be so fucking exciting for them
meanwhile if i did it i would probably be 100% european 99% balkanoid and 1% southern european
>>129472792
Unless you can provide a slightly censored pic of your """""white cuban"""""wife, I'll say you flushed your genes down the toilet.
>>129475796
Congratulations.
>>129475383
Native Americans...
>>129472612
Potato kike
>>129471482
White person reporting in
>>129476534
how the hell do you have british in you?
>>129471482
>>129475383
Whatever they're called now, the Indians with the feathers.
>>129475955
Checked
No thanks, I know what people here have done and I'd rather not have some /r9k/ tier autismo show up at my house at 3 am
>>129476619
I have no fucking idea
I think it might be more along the lines of being a Viking rape baby since I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
As far as I know my ancestors are basically from Poland and north-west Ukraine
>>129476843
cool
also, how did you manage to afford one?
arent you guys like the poorest people in europe?
>69% iberian
Can't make this shit up
>>129472381
>Crops out all the Mongolian rape
>>129477006
I work in a university in the chemistry department which is fairly good pay compared to the average wage
Government try's to fund education more than other sectors, probably because of soviet mentality about education being very important
>>129477119
>germans are whi-
Caucasian ancestors fucked up my genetics, I think.
R-L23 y-dna
X2c1 mtdna
>>129471482
>26% European
Are you short, brown, with a bit of a rounder head, ese?
>>129477371
I am 100% spanish and I have no idea how that 13.5% snownigger genes came to be.
>>129477316
nice, how much do you earn if you don't mind me asking?
>>129477484
I don't think your ancestors were 'Caucasian.'
Looks like they were African. Sorry, anon.
>>129474216
You had nigger ancestors approx 200 years ago or so.
>>129477737
Abhorrent post. I know this to be false. And this test corroborates it.
Brb gonna go kill myself
Mediterranean stock here
been in the new world since its discovery.
>>129477959
Kill yourself because you're Finnish, right?
>>129477503
About 1,100 usd a month used to be more before the entire war and collapse
>>129477959
>0.1%
But how?
>>129478012
Sorry, bud. Mediterranean is European, and you're only 47% Euro. Not even half. You're a nigger.
>>129478058
Anything sub 1% is questionable at best.
>>129477959
literally how can you be 0.1? I think theyre lying to you
>>129478057
that must be shit tons of money in ukraine for the price of living
i earn about 1.5k euros and i live pretty comfy
>>129478079
oy vey
>>129478145
what if I look like this can I pass as a local in southern yuro?
>>129478035
This is not america. Being at least 60% European doesnt make you white here
>>129478333
>tfw they only give me 0.4% of the shekels i would have recieved
>>129477865
1% kike should i kill myself
>>129478353
you could pass as an spanish person with a nigger nose
>>129478353
what happened to your mustache?
how reliable are the ancestrydna tests? i'm considering doing one cause it's cheap but don't know if i can trust it.
>>129478528
(((European Jewish)))
I dont want to give my DNA away to the Jews but i don't trust that little bit of sicilian blood. I can trace one side back to 1614 at the earliest though.
>>129478689
(((russian)))
>>129478275
Yea it's a fortune here
Shame I can't ever travel since it's nothing compared to US McDonald's worker earning 3k a month
>>129478539
dude I seen "whiter" ppl with wider bigger noses
>>129478562
looked to Cantinflas for my taste so I shaved it.
>>129471482
>>129478364
rekt
>>129478752
>dude I seen "whiter" ppl with wider bigger noses
then they're not white
white people don't have nigger noses
>>129478752
>dude I seen "whiter" ppl with wider bigger noses
so you are saying you dont have one? because you clearly do, look how wide it is at the bottom
>>129478737
Try to emigrate to some richer country mate
People value hard working immigrants
>>129478791
Greeting Schlomo Goldbergstein
>>129471482
that doesnt say really that much
Italy/Greece 36%
Ireland 32%
Great Britain 13%
Scandinavia 8%
Europe West 7%
Finland/Northwest Russia 3%
Iberian Peninsula < 1%
I'm 5'7", muscular (very good waist to shoulder/lats width), naturally high testosterone, have pale skin, light brown hair, dark green eyes, prone to greasy skin, love salty foods and don't like sugary foods.
>>129479210
i bet you got like 60% india or some shit you nigger
>>129479372
>I'm 5'7"
fucking kek
>>129475796
Inbreeding does that
>>129471482
here are some more of my results from other companies for comparison
>>129479453
I bench 2pl8 and could destroy you in a fight.
>>129479531
mate you couldn't even reach my head
>>129479373
just like your mom you gay serb
>>129479531
Calm down small fry.
I'm sure you're very strong, lil man.
>>129471482
>>129479511
>>129473320
it was a Greek colony
>>129479567
Silverback gorillas are 5'7" on two legs, are you saying you can beat a silverback gorilla?
>inb4 kys shitskin
Not a Mohammadean, the Levant is rightful Christian clay.
>>129479372
>naturally high testosterone
>I'm 5'7"
I see what you did there.
>>129473515
Helen? Is that you? lol
>>129479612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ENiqDzc7f0
>>129479721
congrats, you're a gorilla
>>129479721
Gorillas can down trees and bend metal bars faggot. Not the same as humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUocSObFXIk
>>129471482
6'5 210 lbs of pure muscle
180 IQ
8 inch dick
Millionaire (don't like it? Suck my dick)
100% Aryan Ubermensch
100% Chad, deal with it
>>129473053
>4% caucasus
No. Kys nigger.
Get on my 100% Bavarian phenotype level, niggers.
>>129479373
probably
but i sure as hell aint giving my blood to these shady dudes
>>129479811
why are you posting bulgarians? You're drunk Ivan, go suck your mom's clit.
>>129471482
>>129479372
>I'm 5'7"
Ahahahaha. God hates you, half breed.
>>129479952
>implying white people dont come from the Caucasus
>>129479372
>>129475941
Yea pretty much...
>>129480036
shhh, don't disturb the burger, he probably doesn't even know where the caucasus are
>>129479495
>>129480092
Must be truly awful. I was always happy at 6'1 I never thought about the plight of manlets.
whiter than all you faggots
+99,7% white, peasants.
>>129480259
it must be so fucking difficult for them though, can't imagine what they're going through
I want to do ancestry dna but its fucking expensive and could take for up to 8 weeks to arrive
>>129480219
>>129479732
Shitskin
>>129478353
If you came to Balkan we would think you're either a gypsy or a turk rapebaby
>>129480385
What are you hiding under those low confidence regions?
Perhaps some (((european jewish))) genes???
>>129480450
thinking about it now is awful. Only experience I had was when I was 10 arguing whether tall or small was better. I'm 27 now and we all know which is better.
>>129480456
Its like 100 quid and i got mine in less than 3 weeks
>>129471482
literally a spanish rape baby.
>>129480493
try harder vlad, steven buscemi is an american
>>129480552
or an albanian
>>129480593
when i was 14, i was about 6'2'' and i always wanted to be like 6'
Now i am 21 and 6'4'', couldn't live with myself if i were shorter than 6'4''
>>129471482
CHI
>>129480575
lol. nope. just don't think they matter. anything in the low confidence/trace region is most likely just noise anyway.
How long dose this shit take?
>>129477959
>0.1%
>>129471482
>beaner, nog, and jewish
Is this a troll? I mean my god...
>>129480914
You will probably get your results any day now.
My kit arrived in like a week, then after I sent it back it was "arrived" for like 7 weeks before it went into "Lab Processing"
Then after Lab Processing, it took like 5 days and i got my results.
>>129471482
>tfw I'm a nigger
>>129475796
>genes are "literally flawless"
>still a 5/10 fat pimply piece of shit
Go ahead idiots. Give your DNA to these Jewish companies and PAY for it.
Ty based Iberia for big booty.
>>129475796
Why aren't you Hitlering your countrymen right now?
You're a failure.
>>129481449
joooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
best version
>>129481449
Post butt.
>>129481702
literally the same here
WE'RE SO DIVERSE!!!
>>129481702
how dose it feel to fuck your mother's sister's daughter?
>>129475796
>>129475796
That is pretty clean TBQH. Could use more Scandinavian but still A+.
>>129477488
Come home hans and get us out of this nightmare
>>129477488
You have typical results for an Iberian m8. Don't forget that Spain and Portugal used to be "the Americas" of the 10-13th centuries, attracting a large number of migrants from the rest of Europe.
I have the same haplogroup as Hitler and Napoleon, E
my eyes are crystal blue, and my hair is sandy blonde
I'm maltese, so a berber or a phonecian.
Wuz I a kang?
>>129471482
Hola señor 71%
>>129478353
You'd look a bit like a moor, maybe libcucks would see you as european
>>129471482
>All Americans are mut-
Nope. Also managed to trace my direct paternal lineage back to the 11th century. My family was one of the aristocratic families in France, with close ties to the monarchs through the centuries. We were wealthy land owners, having a large estate and manor in the Langeudoc region of France. de Grave is my surname.
>>129482321
The .2% is listed as "Mongolian", to clarify.
>>129473515
Nice results khoona, I've always wanted to see Assyrian DNA on one of these sites.
>>129474694
You don't even know how well some of us blend in. Everyone thinks I'm some white dude from Italy. Also caucasian brain > your mongrol mongoloid brain
>>129481448
That's seriously the only thing stopping me.
PROTIP FOR ANYONE WHO HAS DONE THEIR DNA RESULTS:
You can download your Raw DNA and upload it to Gedmatch where they have lots of tools where you can find out more info about yourself (ancient stuff too)
You could also upload your raw DNA to familytreedna and myheritagedna and other sites if you have it downloaded so you can get results from other websites. (Some of them allow you to upload your DNA without having to buy a kit if youve done your DNA test from other sites like ancestry)
>>129481903
>tyrone in denial
>>129482582
he's just mad because we're pure
kroats
>>129482479
Then do it yourself?
>>129482582
at least I'm not blood related to my wife.
We wuz farmers n shieeeet
Until those fucks wanted independence
>>129471482
Nice try CIA
>>129482321
well, are you having kids anon? cant let that go to waste
>>129471482
LOL I would sickened if those were the results I got.
>>129481903
We got enough mix with other slavs so we are not degenerate
>>129481737
Sorry sweetie, I'm a degenerate :^)
>>129482635
>hes never heard how its like to live in an ethnostate
>>129482742
maybe you did Milutine
>>129471482
I hope my ancestry is sufficient for /pol/
>>129475796
Cardiff?
>>129477488
You do remember that there were huge influxes of Germanic folks around the time of Rome and after, right? Might just be related to a Goth or Vandal lord.
>>129482742
>>129482786
I'm not attracted to my sister like you hillbillies.
>>129482162
What did you use for this?
>>129482856
Im not, but how many Slovak and Czech wimin marry croats? Im 100% Dinarid tho, Svilaja brah
>>129482957
aren't inbred people usually short?
>>129482710
Yes sir. I'm married, and intend to have as many as I can.
>>129479981
>MonteNEGRO
>>129483005
thats AncestryDNA
>>129478353
You look more like a Turk than a European. You're not white friendo, sorry to disappoint you.
>>129482420
.2 of a percent is well below the margin of error anyway. It's likely that there is no mongolian in you at all - simply a systematic anomaly
>>129483182
Thank you
>>129475599
If you've ever had your blood drawn your dna is already available to zog.
R8 me you kikes
>>129478353
Invader face tb qh
>>129482635
How do I test my ancestry myself? wtf m8?
Whats the best DNA website out there for it's price?
Also, any balkan anons that did DNA tests?
>>129483186
Yea that's what I figured was the case when I got the results. Feels good to be WHITE.
>>129483035
It's exaggerated family traits because you fucker your sister like a degenerate retard because "muh rayce".
>>129483295
6/10.
Too bad about that Irish
>>129483005
Ancestry.co.uk
>>129483320
23andme is good but expensive i think
just do AncestryDNA... then download your DNA sample when its ready and transfer it to a couple of sites like FamilyTreeDNA and such.
>>129483295
>>129483404
cheers
>>129483318
Study biology then build your own lab and process your DNA
>>129482499
>>129483320
Only if you don't know your heritage...Why should i pay money for something i already know.
>>129483320
I can recommend you igenea, there you get a detailed discussion with the examining professor with the premium package.
https://www.igenea.com/de/so-funktionierts
>>129483511
because there might be something you don't know
>>129483380
You do realize that about 90% of Europeans aren't mixed with any other race or have pure ethnicity ancestry?
>>129483511
>Only if you don't know your heritage
i do, i know my ancestors from like the 1500s because of the church documents
i just wanna see if there's something i didn't know
>>129483511
because you might not know everything.
>>129483614
Don't fuck your sister like a degenerate hillbilly.
>>129483791
>Don't fuck your sister like a degenerate hillbilly.
fuck off you manlet spic
>>129483511
you learn more.
you can also find family members and cousins from all over the world
>>129483511
I did it because I assumed, since my family has been here for 400 years and I don't grow much body hair, that I had some Native American in me.
Turns out I'm 99.9% NW European, and <.1% sub Saharan African, so I'm just a weird freak. It's fun.
>>129483573
isn't ancestry or 23andme cheaper than that?
9/10
>>129483573
I went to that website and i read stuff even tho my german is scheisse and then i find this "(z.B. Kelten, Germanen, Wikinger oder Juden)" ... but how come there are Juden aus Germany?
>>129471482
AncestryDNA is what I used. Then I found out that with 64% Irish and 20% Scandinavian genetics, I'm apparently a Viking rape baby.
>>129480721
>6'4
MANLET
>>129483453
hmm
Pure
>>129483880
At least I didn't fuck my sister like a degenerate hillbilly.
>>129484157
>>129484102
Filthy kike
>>129484155
You're not a lazy nigger are you?
>>129484115
>>129484161
shoot yourself
anglos =/= slavs
>>129483956
Cheaper is relative,
You have to look at the whole, I have to the packet a detailed talk about the composition, haplogruppen (and especially on top of it still brief discussion how high the neandertaler portion is (which is not normally))
You can not do much with the pure numbers.
It depends on how exactly you want it.
>>129484309
Why do you think I call you a degenerate hillbilly?
PURE
BRED
ANGLO
>>129484064
The institute is in switzerland.
And you know how the topic race is treated in Germany, I say only PC
therefore.
>>129484584
>0.1% Ashkenazi Jew
>>129477959
>>129481449
post booty please
>>129484617
heheh true
>>129484584
I'm scared of taking one of these tests and it saying im 0.1% niggo
>>129471482
>myheritageDNA
is that one good?
>>129478791
Why did your senpai leave Poland? I bet they wish they had stayed with Poland being based now
>>129484936
you get over it
>>129479883
>6'5 210 lbs of pure muscle
>100% Chad
Lmao ur skinny as fuck for ur h8 m8
>>129480207
They area where the countries: Georgia, Azerbaijan and Armenia are situated
>>129484936
Be not a fear bunny
Look the truth in the face and then post it here :D
>>129484967
no idea since it's a fairly new feature for the site, was able to do it for free since i had already done 23andme
>>129484936
It's most likely variance and you can rule it out.
I'm not 0.1% South East Asian and 0.1% Negro. Anything under 0.5% you can pretty much rule out.
>>129485086
Funniest thing is when the useful idiot types ask people "what if you are black?" like that is going to make them forgot that they realized most non-whites are retarded already.
>>129485519
>>129485901
What the fuq is that US flag...? Cherokee?
>>129484584
0.1% Ashkenazi
<0.1% Sub-Saharan African
Shalom, Nigga.
>>129486239
i just cut the american and itailan flags and fused them together
Am I white?
>>129486239
>being this autistic
What do I even do with my life
>>129486873
pics pls
>>129486873
apply to harvard as a native american, get in because lol quotas
>>129486818
i dont see any african dna there. all i see is white dna
yes you are white.
>>129486937
Here you go
>>129475796
Have any sisters, m8?
>>129486873
What.. the...fuck?
>>129487547
Sorry I'm retarded when it comes to anything with cameras
>>129487436
FeelsBadMan
>>129487749
Why are all these Croatians interested in me I'm confused
Three K's a day keeps the niggers away.
If you hate niggers, jews, spics, arabs, faggots, commie scum as much as we do and you want to raid some tranny server once in a while, you should join the official Moon Central Discord! White people only. Introduce yourself in #introductions to get unkiked!
https://discordapp.com/invite/rDSBTgq
1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a race war!
Join us and lynch a nigger tonight!
14/88,
The Triple K Mafia
P.S Fuck Niggers
>>129487436
Well...you could say you ARE a modern american...the melting pot ?
>>129471482
r8 h8 b8
>>129487974
That's exactly what my grandfather (mom's side) told me. Her side gave me the British/Irish stuff but my dad's side gave me the Iberian/Native American stuff
I want non 100% Europeans to leave.
>>129479883
Wake up fag
What do you guys think is the most accurate dna test?
>>129471482
>>129480429
>0.3% African
Just end it nigger.
https://youtu.be/xP5MfjW9TuU sa
>>129477959
found the fin nigger!
>>129491742
I feel like there should be some Soviet flags in there...
>>129493537
>Soviet flags
Too boring
>>129491742
so this is who navalny shills actually are
not even surprised
>>129475168
Yes.
>>129493776
>navalny
What's wrong with this guy? :^
>>129487436
You are basically what the average american you look like in 100 years, congratulations.
Worth to do 23andme?
>>129494514
>50% mexican blood
>Panslavism
Wow
>>129473053
yes
>>129494710
I mean supposedly had Ukie blood from grandmother maternally.
researching genealogy is fucking addicting
>>129494514
god what a mess
>>129495041
Do you safe blue/green eye from slavic grandfather?
>>129495177
No Croat has ever had a problem with me but all of them want me to be chauvinist when in reality I like other Slavs...
>>129495030
>Ukie blood
?
>>129495235
They weren't slavic, they were all ethnically german. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga_Germans
But i do have blue/green eyes.
>>129495309
thats good bud, much better than the average croat who is self hating and wishes they were german
>>129494514
>11 kids
Almost as good as my mother
>>129472792
≥Cuban
>"white"
Kys faggot. No wordpicking or mental gymnastics will make your wife white LOL
>>129495324
Ukrainian blood on my Mexican side maternally.
>>129495698
I fucking hate that shit, MUH HITLER DANKE DEUTSCHLAND .
Hitler hated Slavs and played Croats against Serbs for obvious reasons.
That's why I put (pan-slav) fuck the westerners always look down on Slavic peoples everywhere.
>>129495826
>tumlbr
>xddd ur wife isn't whyte!!21111!!21
>>129495919
>westerners always look down on Slavic peoples everywhere
Gee I wonder why
>>129481702
Ewww slavic niggers, literally aren't even human, just ask poland how its doing with all the land it aquired from germany and they're still poor.
>>129496146
T. Achmund
Croats are the masterrace, you cannot refute this.
>>129496074
Cause you got btfo'd every fucking time :^)
>>129496295
>not posting Thompson
>>129496707
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbCp2WgkYw
>>129484709
>0.1%
Nigger.
>>129496789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTr1JDneynE
Bojna Čavoglave is overrated famalia.
>>129471482
My great-grandfather was appaled that my mom married an Italian descendant. He claimed his line were "pure Celts".
>in b4
>Argentina
>White
>>129497138
why you are pink?
>>129497138
I will remind them...
>>129497303
he thinks whites are pink
fucking kek
>>129497303
>>129497611
Took it from an older template I had saved actually.
That's your nitpick?