Bollywood Poo Movie

Hello, India!

I think paying people to pooinloo is a pretty good solution. Maybe show some adverts where children become sick because of their terrible hygeine. Make a twitter where you name and shame (and photograph) people who are street shitting.

Also, please help us to translate some devangari in this thread.
>>>/x/19135631

The cure is simply to eradicate all Indians.

>>129471763
No the solution is to send all Indians to western countries for a few years to potty train them.

>>129472026
Not worth it. Just do away with the whole fucking subcontinent.

>>129472026
Oi gandu I shit outdoors here as well in my neighbors' field

>>129472163
Shhhhh.
Keep it a secret.
I do the same when i go to Australia to visit my family.

>>129470324
>central govt is a corrupt body and will remain so.
its the people who choose to shit publicly tho
not the government forcing them

>>129471763
They are a colony of the empire, just as you are.

You are on the same level as Indians. Let that sink in you maccas-eating bitch

>>129472478
The government did play an important role in this mess
Lack of infrastructure is the main reason for shitting in the streets
what good is a toilet if you don't have water or proper sewage treatment plants.

>>129472750
do you pay taxes enough to secure those services
yes- rebel and change the government
no- work harder and stop breeding
sewage treatment is basic shit (lmao) way cheaper and easier than electricity for example
5$ per person per year would cover all india

>>129470324

After all that work he doesnt get his QT back?

>>129473073
Stop with your basic bitch advise
PS everyone pays taxes in India we have indirect taxes on everything
including a swatch 1% Bharat cess on everything.

So it's not a issue of finance
and yes it is the government that made this mess a big fucking deal.

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>>129472750
>what good is a toilet if you don't have water or proper sewage treatment plants.
Do you know what a septic system is? They even have "safer" and easier to use septic systems that use worm composting.
http://www.naturalflow.co.nz/How+it+Works.html
You need to get your shit together and stop making excuses.

>>129472521
You should probably look up what "colony" means. If they were, there'd be white people who knew how to poo in loo.

>>129470324
You are cool Indiabro. Question: can't the Gov make a bunch of port-o-potties at least, for the street shitters?

FUCKING KEK

I still can't believe this is a serious problem

>>129473645
we have septic systems but even those require permits for gov
and the gov makes its such a pain in ass the to get the permits that people end up not installing it in the first place.
The criticism against the gov is genuine because the sanitation program has existed since the late 1980 and look what a mess they have made

The good news is the current government is somewhat smart and installing the bio-toilets

>stop making excuses.
We are not making excuses you dumb ass these are genuine reason for this mess

I thought it was just memes but this is an actual issue

>>129474234
Do you think people make shitting memes for no reason

This is p funny

Bollywood movies look horrible

>>129474059
Stop making excuses...seriously...why cant your people stop shitting in public...i mean your on the same tier as liberia with this shit...

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>>129473769
Its like trickle down man,center gives funds to state govt for setting up western toilets,the local officer eats half of the fund,in some deep places they suck all the allocated money,some hardly see an indian toilet or none.

Some places there are toilets but they don't use it because govt don't maintain them,and the lower rung people,ie the low caste don't have shame either to shit at night deep somewhere or by forming a compost method.

They come out and shit in open,though the problem is non existent in city limits,there are few in outskirts and the presence of police fixes the problem.

This is what happen when exponential function hits you.

>>129472478
Not everyone gets a based saddam.

Toilets are witchcraft that suck apart of your soul out every time you use them remember?

>>129470324
HAHHAH

>>129470324

Hello Boss, sometimes quick pain is the best, shaming these people globally should help the situation over there.

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>>129470324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUK_WhcxQMM

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>>129470324

I can already see the lines forming for that.

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POOPIE

FOR

RUPIE

>>129470324
>Brown Lanterns Movie
Didn't know DC is getting so desperate

Looks like Poo in Loo Matthew McConaughey

>>129472521
Spotted the pajeet.

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>>129470324
Looks like it's goinna be a shit movie.

WHEN MEMES BECOME TOO REAL

>>129470324
Superpooer by 2020

>>129472750
Not a big priority, eh? Street shitting not that big of a deal?

>>129477573
>Its like trickle down man
Ewwwwwwww

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>>129485851
Pooper power?

>>129474059
>we have septic systems but even those require permits for gov
Then get a fucking permit! You're like an illegal alien, "paperwork disabled".

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>>129474059
>We are not making excuses you dumb ass these are genuine reason for this mess
You fucking idiots can't even build an outhouse.

You ARE making excuses.
>but we have to shit everywhere!
No you fucking don't!

>>129470324

Come on, don't hate yourself or India.

It's time to make public sanitations mainstream so you walk into future. There is no doing that without proper ideologic convincing the masses. This is movie is for it. Soon the age of poo will end.

>>129481330
what are they doing?

>>129487123

gay rape lines

>>129487123
a gay love train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyT9jTW7MHc

>>129486775
>There is no doing that without proper ideologic convincing the masses. This is movie is for it. Soon the age of poo will end.
I'm not so sure. Every other culture rapidly accepted better sanitation without a fight. India is against it, openly and they are fucking obnoxious about it.

>>129481330
imagine how it smells to stand in that line.

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>>129470324
What the flying fuck? i consider myself indian conservative and i applaud the FREEDOM of BOWEL, right to shit wherever you are. gommunist government should go to hell they won't be telling WE THE PEOPLE where we have to poo!

this movie is just another liberal propaganda from marxist infested bollywood rich elitists who have no connection to heartland india. Sorry but i'll still keep shitting on shores or Ganges and no fucking TV actor will ever change my mind about that

>>129487794
Indians embrace their stink like they embrace their poo. Which is why they are embracing each other in line, likely with a think layer of poo between them.

>>129487856
I know your post is b8 but there are probably actual people who have that opinion and it really disgusts me

>>129487856
it violates the NAP to poo in public places. The beach isn't some socialist loo space

>>129470324
Talking about Dalits. I had a team of jinglies working with me once. Few of the chaps were dalits and roundly hated by the Brahmins or one below cant remember. Got talking with these fucks one day about Dalits specifically Poolan Devi and I said to the arrogant fuck, what happened to her was terrible ( gang rape by bandits who she later became leader of then went to become a pol fighting for the dalits), and he said it is understandable that she be gang raped as she cannot read.
Couple or week later I found child porn on his computer had him sacked and made the dalit the boss of the rest of them.
Couple of weeks later got an email from kidfids brother blaming me for his bro coming back to india and putting his wife into coma in hospital. I had brought shame on the family apparently.

>>129473491
Just shit in toilets already You gross fucks

>>129489510
All of this is YOUR fault buddy!

>>129487753

They need to adopt it, it will be done, because there is no alternative to it. They will shit stain their image in international theater forever, just because they can't convince their own people to shit in bathrooms.

It's a state necessity to push this hard. They want to project the image of being a technological nation of the future, something they can do, if the state can provide resolutions to poverty and the more chaotic aspects of India.

I wish with all my heart that they can sort it out.

>>129491296
>They need to adopt it, it will be done, because there is no alternative to it.
yeah there is, they want to continue like it is now, forever.
>It's a state necessity to push this hard.
While I agree it's like babby's first government in India. They aren't as corrupt as Central Africa, but they are as disorganized.

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>superpower by 2020

>cant even shit in toilet

superPOOer by 2020

>>129487856
>Pooland

>>129470324
Take poo, sell as fertilizer or as biofuel. Use cash to expand poo collection operations. Reinvest, until superpower with squeeky-clean streets and poo-fuelled economy.

>>129492530
>>129492530
They wont even be a sewerpower by 2020.

toilets are the most basic things that exist

you could even use port-a-pottys

>billions of people

>cant even shit properly

what a useless country

>>129473645
>You need to get your shit together

Subtle