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>>129461553
>when you're russian & everyone has aids

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>When you try to solve your demographic problems by inviting foreigners to settle in your country

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>When you follow (((Kissinger)))'s advice and invade a tropical shithole to fight a quick easy war

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>When you are arguing on 4chan over some shitty political ideas.

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>>129461553
>when you try to be a revolutionary

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When you coopt a small oil-rich peninsular country to be your ally, and all the countries you have problems with are happy to help you

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>When former #occupy supporters are trying to tell you how great Keynesianism really is

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>When you are a presidential candidate here in Russia, and you know you can't participate in the election if you get sentence, but you still want to make news

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>>129461553
>when you use Kosovo's example to annex territory without even recognizing Kosovo's independence

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>>129462190
>When you let the commies in your government stop you from winning the war.

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>When u are an LSE graduate, and you've just spend 6 years in a prison in a third-world country getting constantly raped by some sandniggers your father used to rule over.

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>When you see Arab countries fighting each other, as they did for over a century, and you start to wonder who is benefiting from it.