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In Finland there is the ancient tradition of "äidinnussinto", freely translated as "fucking in". A few weeks after a young man's 18th birthday he and his mother go out of town for a weekend and he is introduced into the art of love by her. Many mothers and boys now renounce this, but still maintain the appearance bu leave the sex act out. So no one can know if a boy was "fucked" by his mother or not.
Usually, the "couple" rents separate hotel rooms in a luxurious hotel. The boy gets the mother's room key and can visit her from midnight on; The mother fulfils his sexual desires during the weekend; The norðbúgvarnir ends on Sunday noon.
The mother and her son negotiate the rules before the äidinnussinto, especially regarding unusual sexual desires. The father is completely excluded from this ritual.
Finnish mothers are very concerned about their appearance, to please their son in the "fucken".
In the Finnish tradition, the äidinnussinto means the dismissal of the son from maternal care and a final gift and preparation on his way to adult life.
Is there anything like äidinnussinto in your country?
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>>129452331
Hhhmmm, on my 18th birthday my friend drove me to Reno and bought me hot hooker.
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>>129452331
>Is there anything like äidinnussinto in your country?
there isnt anything like äidinnussinto in the world
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What
The
Fuck
Nigger
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What the fuck, that never happens here. Is that a some kind of a sami tradition?
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>>129452672
I concur with Hans, either Finnish is so unintelligible that even google can't comprehend it or Finn anon is, dare I say, a faggot.
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>>129452331
> Google äidinnussinto
> 0 results
> Realize that OP is a fag and you are a moron for taking the bait
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>>129452836
This is b8 senpai. Reported and saged.
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>>129452849
>>129452881
Can confirm. It's not a real thing. OP is a faggot.
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>>129452604
Did you go to the hooker prairie ?
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>>129452331
You know I want to call bullshit, but you finns are crazy so it's possible that actually happens
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>>129452881
Google results are censored from the outside world.
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>>129452331
is this some salty Swede that doesn't understand Finnish or Finnish alphabet?
you're using Icelandic and Swedish, the gig is up Swede cuck.
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>>129452331
This can't be a thing because it would be a bigger meme than anything else in Europe. If it's true, pls meme this and try to stop fucking your mothers pls, although, I wonder if Freud (or whatever Psychologist it was) that said men do covet their mothers, perhaps this is actually so bluepilled it's redpilled...
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>>129452331
HAHHAHA FINLAND YES
and /pol/ still thinks Finland is based?
lmao retards
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>>129452331
jesus fucking christ finland I hope this isn't true
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>>129453524
sven its a troll thread to bait retards, proably made by fennosvede cuck like you.
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>>129453225
>>129453262
>>129452836
Tämä ei ole mikään äidinnussintapeli.
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>>129452849
OP is clearly using a proxy and translator cause that word is using some odd syntax that makes sense but no one would ever use it.
Finnish uses a lot of tenses that translators often fuck up because they don't understand Finnish as well as Germanic languages.
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>>129453623
It's a pasta some Swiss fag posted in English originally on /int/. "Äidinnussinto" was originally something in Old Norse/Icelandic
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>>129452952
>äidinnussinto
>>129452836
OP's mom fooled him into thinking it was a "Finnish tradition"
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>>129453524
Nice VPN you got there
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i thought everyone lost their virginity before they were 18? and not to their mom either wtf. this is jap tier degeneracy.
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>>129452331
>ancient tradition
>Usually, the "couple" rents separate hotel rooms in a luxurious hotel.
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>>129452331
What about daughters turning 18? Does the father get to fuck them?
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>>129452331
What the fuck
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>>129452331
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>>129452836
lol im laughing my ass off at OP, well done OP. elaborate and worthy of copy pasta
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>>129454422
When the daughters turn 18, they pay a visit to the closest refugee center.
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>>129454925
>>129454925
>When the daughters turn 8, they pay a visit to the closest refugee center.
you had a typo
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>>129452331
>tfw no milf to milk my cock and cook tendies afterwards for me
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>>129452331
Into the trash it goes.
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>>129452952
>his mum never fucked him in
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>>129454986
You're mistaken. We're mongols, not arabs.
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>>129455180
>>129455180
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>>129454329
Good catch leaf
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>>129455025
THICC
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>>129455025
you know
I'd unironically smash that
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>>129453623
Finn here, can confirm this is a very popular tradition still alive after thousands of years, I just had my ''äidinnussinto'' yesterday!
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>>129452331
This wasn't part of my childhood.
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>>129452331
this sucks, go back to bearposting
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>>129452331
>äidinnussinto
Google and Bing gives only two results, both on /pol/. This thread and one more that was made yesterday, respectively.
If you want to fuck your mother, by all means go and do so, but don't project it unto your entire nation.
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>>129452331
>google äidinnussinto
Only search result is this thread
Don't forget to sage.
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>>129455176
why even live?
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>>129455577
forever-virgin faggot:
>DETECTED
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>>129456794
There is also a thread in /b/
>>>/b/735475424
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This is true, we just don't really talk about it openly and especially to foreigners.
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>>129452331
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There is no tradition like that in here but when I was 14 my mother showed me her tits and pussy and showed me what is a clitoris etc. She even let me touch them but there was no fucking or anything crazy like that. It was purely educational.
My father also helped me with masturbation. He gave me some porn mags and we masturbated together and he gave me tips like using lube and toilet paper and how to clean up afterwards.
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>>129452331
>The father is completely excluded from this ritual.
As from the rest of the marriage...
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Is this Finland's penis inspection day?
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>>129458830
We have a penis inspection day in elementary school. It's not a meme.
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Also in the military they check your prostate (a nurse puts her finger in your ass and wiggles it around).
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>I bet you think you're a smart motherfucker, don't you?
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Based mongol motherfuckers
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>>129452331
There's no such tradition. Dude, you were molested
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