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>>129451514
That's a stupid idea

>>129451514
I like it. I believe they have figured out how to transmute elements though so they might just decide to reveal that information when you do these bamboozles.

>>129453612
Transmutations been around for awhile, depends on who figured it out that will spread it than it being newly discovered

>>129453464
Of course you'd think that, the bag of gold around your neck would be worthless.

>>129451514
It costs a massive amount energy to transmute gold and the produced gold is radioactive. It is already here goy.

>>129453856
We need some /sci/ fag to come up with a somewhat plausible idea, just enough to not sound too far fetched for the average normie. OPs idea might be retarded enough to work at least for a small profit if we get enough autists to go for it.

>>129451514
Sounds fun

>>129451514
Better idea: produce fake news that the NASA/Google quantum computer is now able to break every Bitcoin private key

Would be easier to fool buttcoin holders as they are stupider on average than gold owners

>>129453612
Sure, they learned how to do it about 100 years ago. It's called fission.

>>129454210
That would be nice and plausible, the exact time would be when gold and silver go up.

>>129454210
People who buy buttcoin are probably smart enough to realize that no such thing as a quantum computer exists right now.

>>129454210
Aquafresh swamp Jew approves this, who has good writing skills?

>>129454210
If our autism would come together more often, we could make so much fucking money
we could influence stock markets, gold price, etc and make huge profits, instead we meme trump into presidency

Yiu aren't going to fool gold holders that easily, they usually have alot more experience with these things. Do it with sime crypto currencies, the users of that are usually normies who have no idea how it even works, add something about security and blockchain and they'll beleive anything

>>129454489
>If our autism would come together more often, we could make so much fucking money
We could be the Jews!

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>>129451514
Unluckily most of the people holding and owning the gold are not the average retard who will believe scientists have discovered a new way to bla bla bla most of them are capable of and do often verify sources and rumours so as to try and guess when to buy and when to sell

>>129454210
they're not gonna blow their quantum load on a network valued at less than the market cap of european savory snack food.