Is the Room the most red-pilled movie ever made? >Drug dealers

Hai doggy

youre my favorite customer.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DINNY

Flying vampire car

>>129448905
oh hai mark

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>>129448905
Do you understand life??

Mark: Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

So based

You're a real human bean

>>129448905
Tommy did nothing wrong
He was even that lady's favourite customer

>>129448905
Nice try you massive faggit, but Tommy is cuckolded by lisa.

Nice effort trying to meme your cuck fetishes into the 4chan zeitgiest tho. Now go drink some bleach.

>>129449128
This guy reads

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People are very strange these days.

>>129448905
What's with all the forced Room meme shit tonight?
That movie fucking sucks. It's not even a good bad movie. It's overrated to shit. It's boring as hell and has like three really long, boring, sex scenes where the most that happens is you see Lisa's saucer sized nipples.

>>129449571
Tommy's film shows the natural conclusion of beta bucks.

Empathetic kino is not for autists such as your self

>>129449671
Underage

>>129449345
There aren't any hospitals on Guerrero Street in San Francisco.

THEN WHO WAS HOPSITAL?

Thank you, honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends. Good thinking!

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>>129449526
She was speaking to Doggy.

>>129449571
You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.

>tfw you have breast cancer and nobody cares

Don't touch me moderfacker get out

>>129450005
i care anon
smoke weed

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>>129448905

Tfw you find out Johnny financed the movie with his connections to the criminal underworld.

>>129449671

>The room sucks

cool opinion dude

>>129448905

I AM SICK AN TIRED OF THIS CRAZY WHIRL

if everybody love each other

>>129450384
the world would be a better place to live.

>>129448905
this movie tore me apart

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>>129450538

i would also like to remind all of you that Tommy Wiseau challenged the jewish bank problem in a subtle and philosophical way in "The Room"
I quote: "The bank saves money...They are using me and I am the fool"
and later when Lisa asks him about his promotion he says: "(((THEY))) didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore

>>129452130
Was it really a bad movie, or did they just meme it as stupid because it exposed (((((them)))))?

>>129452130

>implying Tommy Wiseau isnt a Jew

>>129452268

The movie is pure red pilled genius,and (((Hollywood))) did everything in it's power to supress it and keep it under the radar of normies..(((They))) underestimated the power of truth spoken through based Tommy Wiseau

>>129452297

He's not..He's a Polack. He speaks english with an east european accent that was hit by a parisian bus

I FED UP WID DIS WUURLD

>>129452130
Very good thinking

>>129452637

Last post best post

>>129452637

how is your sex life?

>>129449671
Enjoy being alone in your shitty opinion, you fucking chicken.

Voted worst movie ever made.

>>129452811
Its so bad it's good. Basically how Trump ran his campaign.

>>129448905
Inside Man is the most red-pilled movie
and it's fucking kino

>>129452791
>>129449671
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

Mark: Betty? Yeah. Yeah, we don't see each other anymore. You know, she wasn't any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.

Johnny: That's too bad. My Lisa's great whenever I get it.

Mark: [sits down] Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're just flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.

>>129452130
Johnny: [on not receiving his promotion] That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three months. I save them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore

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>>129450384
>>129450538

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ChHqLDJ7s

The most beautiful scene.

>>129448905
I never understood the meme of this movie

is the main character actually a pretty decent actor and he just didn't know how to make a movie?

>>129455211
Tommy is legitimately an alien. After observing earth and our culture of producing media he thought it would make him fit in if he too got involved in the movie industry. However his race's speech patterns are like nothing found on earth so he has difficulty emulating English. His poor grasp on the nuances of human communication are novel, yet his insight betrays a deeper intelligence hiding behind a clumsy tongue.

>>129454956
The story goes that people got so tired of Tommy forgetting his lines that they printed them out and showed them on a big sign. You can see how Tommy zooms his eyes in this scene.

>>129453537

Truly before its time

>>129455211

Keep your stupid comments in your pocket

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISAAA

>>129455211
It's so shitty it's comical. The acting, the writing, the set design, every aspect you could think of is atrocious

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>>129448905

You’re right. Thanks for paying my tuition.

tfw the drug dealer was the best actor

What if the room they are referring to in the title is Room 237 in The Shining

>>129448905
>Drug dealers are latino
i think Chris R is armo, thus a sandnigger, not a latino

Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?

>>129458785
What makes you say that?

>>129458785

Girls these days are worse than guys. So many girls with BFs ive hooked up with that its terrified me of getting my own GF.

Women always looking to trade up.

You need to find a bitch who worships you.

>>129452130
DEEPEST LORE

>>129461964
a fucking leaf

>>129457369
Maybe it's Room 101 from Nineteen Eighty Four?

>>129449792
In the book, apparently the actor playing Mark had flubbed the line a bunch, and threw in Guerrero St. because that's the street Tommy Wiseau lived on. Soon as they said cut Tommy had a shitfit for his up personal info being brought up on set.

Oh hai mark

Women really cannot be trusted, this is a fact.

Mark: Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

>>129462963
Johnny laughs at domestic abuse. Why?

>>129455211
Read Greg's book. Tommy was a legitimately awful, maligned actor with an empty social life and shady finances. He nonetheless had genuine passion for the craft and tried his heart out to make a movie he and his "best friend" Greg Sestero (Mark) would be remembered for. This is the result.

>>129448905
You millennial fags don't even have good bad movies.

Sad!

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did nnnoot. Oh hi Mark.

>>129449671

HAI DOGGY

>>129467012
You betrayed me, you're not good. You— You're just a chicken! CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP!

>>129449671
I read he just included the sex scenes in the movie to be able to make out with lisa

>>129452268
It is really bad actingwise. Storywise no idea. Never watched it only parts of it in some compilation

>>129452297
He's not Jewish.
He's not even from planet Earth.

>>129470541
>implying jews are from this planet

>>129449671
Once you're old enough you can play the drinking game.
Skotchka is SO GOOD!

The Room was real. it was a documentary.

Fateful Findings > The Room

>>129454956

Why doesnt this guy have his own sitcom yet? I'd watch it.

>>129473481
Im watching FF right now. Its awesome

"Its the Rolls-Royce that hit him I so' it, am witness"

>>129449671
Hot fucking take bro

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>>129457369
Room 222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MLkofLSYZs

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best scene in the movie.

>>129473481
I feel like FF was made intentionally bad to gain cult status.

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The football was an analogy for the back-and-forth emotions of each character. The film is full of deep techniques and will be remembered as a modern masterpiece.

>>129448905
This guy gets it

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Watching Wiseau's The Room, the Patrician's journey.

GOD TIER
Best way to start is to accidently play the computer file that guy at the party put on your laptop amongst other more normal recommendations. You have never heard of the film.

GREAT TIER
Suggested by a friend and you watch it alone, you know nothing of it.

DEEP END TIER
You first watch it at an official cinema viewing

MYSTERY TIER
Watch it with friends and they tell you it's a weird movie, but nothing more.

CONFUSION AND CRINGE TIER
You watch it for the first time with fans of the film after they have told you every single thing they know about it. Totally ruins it, do not recommend.


Now for the watch amounts.

1) You go from hating/confused by The Room

2) You appreciate that it's so bad, you start to count all the things "wrong" with it

3) You enjoy watching it ironically and in groups

4) You watch introduce so many people to it that you watch it so many times, that you start to notice that this is unlike any other film "so bad its good" or otherwise

5) You realise that this is a pure vision by a man with his own perception of reality. You realise that perception of reality has many many more facets of truth to it than you initially noticed. You begin your journey to fully understand the Auteur Kino that is The Room.

>>129448905
This film is a money laundering scheme, just like modern art.

IN A FEW MINUTES BITCH

>>129477109
Irrelevant

>>129448905
Oh hai denny!

>>129477109
its apretty interesting guy though this tommy wiseau

just to imagine he set all this up and thought that the end product is "good" or "acceptable"

is he italian? I bet he has to do with mafia