/CPD/ Late night edition

Thank you for the new bread Robert

>Shots fired on Washtenaw

>>129436131
just in time Robert.

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>6 or 7 shots fired on 1238 Washnaw (sp?)

Real Death Hours

>>129436402
Not a problem Robert! Got to keep the record of black male continued

>Using a stop sign as a weapon

>they pulled a stop sign down and are using it as a weapon

>they pulled the stop sign down, they're using it as a weapon

>>129436510
its time to stop

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thanks Robert!
Ukrainian Village Chicago checking in
also maybe under the influence

>female white wearing a black tank top walking in circles in the street, looking agitated
>niggas with m80s in the street

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>>129436510
>>129436521
>>129436534
>>129436539

>Truck is on fire

>On the scene of shots fired
Stay safe Roberts

>>129436669
At least it doesn't have the the wires still attached like the telephone pole they took last time

>unknown male black came into apartment and sat down, refusing to leave

>>129436866
that sounds sane

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>African slavery was a mistake
>send em back

Brainlet reporting in.
Why do they keep saying robert?

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>>129436835
>like the telephone pole they took last time

dude what

>>129436965
oh youd be surprised. the tame sounding ones always end up the worst

Anyway to get a less fuzzy sounding version?

>>129437021
robert = cop version of military "roger" on radio comms

>male and female fighting on the porch, the male pushed the female into the apartment then a bunch of females rushed

>>>129437147
Not going to end well for him

>>129437059
like explained a few weeks ago: no. too much lead flying around disrupting the signal.

>>129437147
femme rush kekekekekkekekeke

>jermaine got shot in the arm

>33 y/o Germaine Hawkins has a gunshot wound to arm

>Gunshot wound to the arm

Male Black is breaking into everything tonight

>27 y/o man overdosed

>Peterson is on Patterson

>10 male whites and his panics are fighting with pipes and railings

>ten male hispanics and whites fighting with pipes and railings

Damen and Roscoe males white and hispanic fighting

Ten Male Hispanics are fighting with pikes

>hispanics and whites fighting with pipes and railings
it's just a midnight production of west side story nothing to see here

>shots fired at 4-8 and bishop

SHOTS FIRED AGAIN ROBERT

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Patterson not Peterson
Kimbell not Campbell
too many damned similar-sounding street names

>Shots fired just West of the hospital

>shots fired two blocks west of Norwegian Hospital

>3 shots fired 2 blocks west of Norwegian hospital

fucks sake Robert

>KEYS
KEYS
>KEYS
KEYS

Real drunk hours begin now

>throwing bricks
>hit a male in the face with a glass

>Throwing bricks and hit a male in the face with a glass

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>intoxicated male attacking security
>throwing bricks and something about glass
>10 y/o calling about mother's bf fighting her, has been drinking

i heard robert the fuck does that mean

>>129437898
>>129437132

YOUTH HANGING OUT AND DISTURBING CUSTOMERS HMMM I WONDER WHO COULD IT BE

>>129437915
no seriously

>>129437984
oh yea

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"the youth"
>AKA juvenile MALE BLACK

GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE HAHAHAHA

>two teens in 4 door black car having sex

lmao two teens having sex

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>>129438239
its not fair

>Male black dreadlocks beating female

lmao male black fighting with a female did i hear that right

>>129438339
holy shit lmao

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>caller is fighting with his cousin
>drag racers
>gang bangers

GAS GAS GAS

>Got the drag racer
>Gang disturbance, glass breaking

>>129438324
hey atleast that black male is beating on that roastie

gangbangers
male black beating female
loud party in coach house
refused EMS
burglary in progress
>REAL ROBERT HOURS

>Burglary in progress

>another gunshot wound to an arm

>Female keeps passing out

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>>129438509
its /CPD/ show LIVE FROM CHI TOWN HOSTED BY THE ONE AND ONLY ROOOOOBEEEERRRT

>come get someone before they kill him

>>129438354
the male black gets a gf and then proceeds to beat the shit out of her. Its his favorite pastime

who the fuck is this sugar bandit putting sugar in peoples gas tanks lmao

>truck driver needs assistance turning around

life is pain

>>>129438976
One of the nicer calls of the evening

18 wheeler en route to McCormick needs /cpd/ assistance

>>129438976
you have no idea what its like driving a semi mother fucker my dad drives one of those things and 3 point turns are a bitch

>>129436131
What is this thread for?

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>>129436990
Why didn't the Europeans castrate them like the Arabs did? Was it simply greed? Why not castrate them or send them back when they were freed?

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2:21 AM Beach is CLOSED

>2 men walking bath and forth drinking shirtless 1 male black scraming at a dude
>OH BOY

>there are 2 men who keep yelling at the caller, drinking and throwing cans at him while hes just trying to park his car; one offender is a shirtless male His Panic

>>>129439107
Chicago Police Department radio

>no shirts
One of those nights you turn off the ambient music.

>>129439121
Majority of slave owners were jews they didnt want to pay for more when they expired so they made them create more slaves.

>>129439107
listening to niggers ripping Chicago apart in real time

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>>129439107
Getting comfy while listening to the most fucked up police department in the states.

Nice of you to join leaf Robert...

check the attached for more info

>>129439121
the only people who would vounteer to handle male black balls are female whites know what im sayin

>house on fire

Did I just hear she wanted her 54 y/o son removed from her property?

>>129439121
too busy getting BLACKED
>remove 55 year old son from property

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>She wants her 55 year old son removed from her property.

>VAN SHOOTING AT A WOMAN
WHAT THE FUCK

>>129436131
But who the fuck is Robert is the question I literally ask myself every night as I see this thread.

>yuge group of blacks

>van shooting at female caller

4chan is getting laggy

>>129439498
robert=roger but for cops

>>129439498
for the overnight shift, officers/cars are designated with a # followed by an R

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godspeed Robert

>young girl laying on the ground
>male black and a male white with a female, drinking next to the mattress store
>shots fired off Avery

>not responding laid out on the ground all black intoxicated
>girl dude and someother dude drinking and yellin outside a laundromat

>person down at walton and oakley
>another person down at [somewhere]

I slang in my white tee
I bang in my white tee
All in the club spitting game in my white tee

two males fighting

When they say down do they mean linjured/dead on the ground ?

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>male black with a mohawk trying to break down door, gf inside is begging for money for food
>anonymous says his car battery has been taken out, twice

>>129440105
chi town baby

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>>129439338
But if you just consider it like castrating any other farm animal, it can't be that bad. Also, the owner doesn't need to do it himself, he could have a farm hand or some other employee or he could have other slaves castrate slaves.
Also, castrating them would eliminate the issue of slutty white women fucking them or them raping people.

I'm about to take a bicycle ride around the neighborhood just to see all these "down" (drunk) white folk I've been hearing about

>>129440239
where I am they are almost always Mexican.

>>129440239
but then I'd have to put shoes on

>>129440239
ur gunna get capped B

>critical victim with chest gunshot wound(s)
>caller says shots were heard

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>>129440298
yeah, biking barefoot would not be a good idea...
Then again, biking around Shitcago during Real Robert Hours isn't a good idea.

>Rihanna was jumped on by the bf's ex gf

well, its 2:45 where i am, goodnight roberts

>anonymous says shots fired

>female screaming for help in the alley

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mornin Roberts

>>129440937
mornin dude

>Antwon Harris has gunshot wound to right side

>>129440528
>I just walked over to Walton & Oakley
>didn't see anyone "down"
>saw a bunch of scared drunk white kids scattering around a porch on the southwest corner

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>>129441095
>one gun shot wound
AH AH AH

>>129440528
also, biking in Chicago at this hour is best due to lack of traffic
but I'm a lazy drunkard

>20 y/o male intoxicated, on the ground, people are around him holding him
>male and female fighting on the bus
>group of people jumping on the caller's sister
>[someone] in the company of a transexual

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"in the company of a transexual"

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>transexual
nigger faggot confirmed

>male black
>in company of transgender
>robbery

lmao

>truck was chasing the caller, now they're hiding in the gangway

>>129441493
what's a gangway? srsly asking.

>3 male hispanics are in front representing
>people making a lot of noise, smoking marijuana
>

>>129441552
an open "hallway" between two buildings (usually homes)
I've got a gangway between my apartment building and the garage next door

>>129441693
tnx

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>>129441552
It's like a freeway, but for gangs.

>multiple calls of shots fired at Washnaw

>>129441552
I have never heard of gangways before either but google says they are raised passageways or just pathways in general
in Chicago this probably means nigger-laden death paths

>>129441780
my gangway is full of flowers and ivy and sunshine

>and niggers and death

>>129441780
i giddit, so you can shoot burglars from an elevated position.

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>>129440920
>Male Black strikes again

>>129441896
Chicago gangways are ground-level passageways between buildings
so that we can access our back doors (no homo)

>distinctly heard the dispatcher say beat
you know what that means https://youtu.be/LD1BWcf8vhE
>autism intensifys

>something about "choking her and beating her"

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>>129442126
we got a battery

>elderly lady brought home from a nursing home in a manic state

>>129441552
It's what we call a walk space between houses. Like if two houses have a space in between with a gate that you open then walk through to get to the back yard, you call that a gangway here.

Norwegian Hospital is a hotspot tonight

>>129441769
Where was this pic taken?

>multiple shots fired at Augusta and Washnaw
>group of girls trying to fight the caller

shots fired
Washtenaw & Augusta
battery in progress
Peoria & Lake

>>129442609
It's Washtenaw.

>1 shot fired
>large group fighting with knives

>>129442603
you tell us, only (fellow) Kraut in this thread
this is a collaborative effort

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>>129442775
>1 shot fired
AH AH AH

>7 people shot
>4 cars en route
>group fighting, knives, two different shots fired at same time
>all within 2 minutes

MALE BLACK is worse than mudslimes and ISIS

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that battery in progress is probably done by now

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>>129442918
>7 people shot
AH AH AH

>Intoxicated nigger

>>129442603
Well, I was wrong, I thought it was Germany or Sweden, turns out it's South Africa. Hard to tell these days.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32692461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL2I7aazjdQ

>group of gang bangers throwing bottles at other gang

Wow the dispatcher is being a cunt

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>>129443188

>male black walking around with a butcher knife in one hand and a hook in the other, looks mentally unstable

did anyone else hear this

butcher knife in one hand
hook in the other
>TRAINEE ALERT

>Male Black walking around with a butcher knife and a hook

Someone stole a motorized wheelchair

Someone stole an electronic wheelchair while the owner was asleep

>>129436131

Have real Robert bump.

>two people fist fighting

>caller says someone is dead on the scene and a female is trying to clean up the scene to frame the complainant

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stupid slow chat on Katy Perry's livestream
Robert chat dies every night

>couple on the NE corner having sex

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>battery!

>>129436131

MALE BLACK's side kick MALE HISPANIC seems to be out tonight

Did they get Biggie?

>>129444601
the male His Panic seems to in an exceptionally wife-beating mood tonight, he just cant stop punching women (as well as other men)

>intoxicated grandson is acting up
>man needs to be removed from subway

goodnight Robert
goodnight /cpd/

>>129445202
night bruh

>caller says female is suicidal
>he told her to "do what she has to do" earlier
>something about shots fired

>caller says an unknown person is hiding in her hallway

Soooo much activity.

>husband says the wife threw him out of the house and wont let him back in