How come 4chan uses Lotr as memes, and tumblr the opposite of

>>129430319
cuz were smart

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>>129430319
Because Harry Potter is gay, and LOTR isn't?

same thread twice. mods, it's time to ban iceland. they just cant post good here

>>129430319
Because elves and dwarves kick ass. I don't like bowl-cut little shit playing with they're little faggot sticks.

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/pol/, anons are saying mean things about my country in /int/. Please come say something nice about my home country and how it is one of the best in the world, thanks faggots. And please don't be pathetic enough to pull a fast one on me, actually be nice!!

>>>/int/75915251

>>129430319
-Ronald Weasley
Hey Harry wanna play with my wand?!
-Harry Pothead
Sure Ron!
*Slurp Slurp*

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>>129430757
Nice bait, I'll give you want you want
>pic related.

>>129430757
Hey that sign actually makes sense for a change.
Those bitches are sexy.

>>129430319
Because Gandalf doesn't ride a fucking broom and Harry does.

>>129431112
Harry *rides* the broom.
EW! AH! It's Magical!

>>129430319
Call the girl character in Harry Potter a witch, not a wizard. Call all female "wizards" witches. Really pisses them off.

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>>129430319
Because Lord of the Rings was written by a brilliant author, and Harry Potter is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>129430319
LOTR was created by a racist monarchist christian

Harry Potter was created by an SJW feminist cunt

>>129430972
>Union jack
>Butifel
Pick none

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>>129431672
>Huckleberry Finn is shit-tier

>>129430319
How come your mom fucks everyone in town and your dad just sits there and watches?

>>129430319

harry potter is kids shit created by a atheist , lotr is mature themed and written by a glorious christian

>>129430319
Because we're taking the piss and don't actually call ourselves Dumbledore's Army or the Harry Potter generation.

We know what we are. A bunch of LARPers on a Polynesian competitive dog grooming forum

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>>129431672
I mean pretty sure most people posting HP memes read them when they were 6-15. As someone who read them at that age, can I say it was good writing? No, but I loved them when I was a kid. It's all just nostalgia. Nothing more.

>>129430319
We will use whatever memes we damn well please.

Also, this is a social engineering datamining thread.

>>129430319
Tolkien was /ourguy/ as Rowling is to liberals. There is also the fact that we are massive nerds when it comes to actual geek hobbies.

>>129430319
We're doing it as a joke you fucking mong. They use Harry Potter to make serious political points and as a vehicle to grasp a world which does not fit in their tiny retarded skulls.

>>129431672
>(((Ayn Rand)))
>God-Tier

Kill yourself

>>129435847
Blumpf is totally voldemort though