>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march towards the inevitable backlog
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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BACK THE BLUE
>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
Previous thread: >>129420232
You got it right this time, Robert.
new bread
8th for drag racers & the love of motorsport
All Roberts ready to roll
Fresh bread
what gives i thought niggers liked loud music
>>129426428
I think the 3 of us got the move message across haha
>>129426708
Only drum banging.
Sorry for the new bread FUBAR Roberts. All set now.
The naked bike riders are a bunch of hipsters doing a gay event for those who heard it.
last thread reached limit really fast
its about comming up and staying on top
and screaming 187 on a mother fuckin robert
okay roberts it's late and I'm tired
End of Watch
catch you tomorrow night
>>129426758
i hope that guy kept drummin
shit sounds better than trap and nigger music
>>129426646
I miss my '84 Royale
>>129426785
how the fuck have they not been shot?
>>129426831
Stay comfy Robert
>>129426831
Night, Robert
"Celebrating Freedom from oil and the beauty of people". World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR) is an international clothing-optional people powered event where participants ride en masse bringing attention to freedom from oil while also promoting positivity. For a great overview see WikiPedia. In the northern hemisphere the event happens on the second Saturday in June, annually since 2004. In Chicago it is held in the late evening.
Dave Matthews Band
Spring Awakening Festival
Blues Festival
Green Music Fest
>80° F
>>129426842
some say he is still out there, shredding the drums and kicking fresh beats like no tomorrow
>>129426867
They are riding in safe neighborhoods with Robert escort.
>>129426831
good night robert
dont let the MALE BUGS bite
>>129426867
cops are following them so the Nogs can't do shit, also, I doubt any of them have a wallet or phone on them because, you know, they are naked
>>129426993
keep on drummin jamal
PAC-MAN music detected
>Shots fired from Escalade
>shots fired from a maroon escalade
>shots fired at an impala out of an escalade
>person screaming for medical help
>>129427126
i guess things have "escalade-ed"
Shootout on the Stevenson!
>>129427163
Just another night in Chicongo
>>129427139
an Impala and a Escalade, can't get more black than that
MALE WHITE makes a return
>>129427242
ongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave Chicongo oh no no no no
whats a graffiti artist doing with a car?
>>129427012
They're hipsters. A lot of their bikes probably cost more than my truck did.
OG MALE BLACK /COMFY/ POSTING
OOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>129427155
Checked
>someone stole their dog
ah shit, going to sell rover to the chink restaurant
>>129427360
>whats a graffiti artist doing with a car?
fillin the trunk with all the canz he racked yo
>>129427046
someone please make a meme out of this
"You have been visited by the lone black alley drummer of Chicago
Fresh beats and an intact vest will come to you but ONLY it you post 'keep on drummin jamal' in this thread"
or something
>>129427424
wongs wok strikes again!
>>129427139
>>shots fired at an impala out of an escalade
3 wheel motion my nig
>>129427369
>A lot of their bikes probably cost more than my truck did
i didn't even think about that. but then again the last time I rode a bike was my 10 speed in middle school
>>129427408
fuck you phone posting reddit fag normie meme cocksucking faggot
>>129427467
firing up paint right now
>>129426738
I've been shot in this place before
Dying on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling help, but no one ever checks their keys
Blown right off my feet
It's so hard living here in Chicon...goooo
>>129427544
>fuck you phone posting reddit fag normie meme cocksucking faggot
/cpd/ no bullyzone bro
March 4, 1995
WASHINGTON, March 3— A Supreme Court Justice today gave Chicago approval to start enforcing a ban on spray-paint sales within the city in an effort to curb graffiti vandalism.
must have been Indiana contraband spray paint
Robert is busy tonight
>critical condition
>>129427663
ahh, hence the need for a car with a trunk
>>129427467
keep on drummin jamal
>Call for a tow. Impound for suspended license
>>129427633
i forgot what thread I was in #triggered
>>129427012
>>129427369
if male black had his way...
>>129427633
>>129427544
Niqqa I am in bed falling asleep to the sweet sounds of Robert
But that was some nice shitposting, checking both those keys
>>129427663
Chicongo tries to ban everything but the real problem, eh? guess you can't ban Nogs, can you?
>>129427808
>i forgot what thread I was in #triggered
I forgot you numbersign:faggotniggeredcountersignalingredditbro
>>129427155
CARLOS
>come back from dinner date just in time for Real Nigga Hours
I love living on the West Coast, evening Roberts. Seems like a busy night so far.
>>129427830
kek
>>129427663
kek get fucked Illinois
>2 males stole some items from Walgreens
>>129427830
>if male black had his way...
>>129427830
all deez bikes the neighborhood kids keep leaving dem here, fo real
>>129428060
Detergent
Purple Drink
>shots fired at oakley and 21st place
>>129427830
and wa-la! a meme is born
keep on drummin jamal
>Two shots fired
>Four shots heard - Kostner
>>129428118
chicken to-go and a watermelon probably
>>129428140
keep on drummin jamal
>shots firedd every 2-3 minutes
t-minus 1 minute to Real Nigga Hours
Starting to heat up, several shots fired and a few car wrecks
>>129428118
>Detergent
>Purple Drink
If I pour my tropical punch kool-aid in my Tide and it turns purple, is it delicious to drank
>>129428258
actually, purple drank, or "lean" is made of; grape soda, cough syrup, adderal (optional) and jolly ranchers
>>129426428
Tttttennnn fo
>>129428258
>his face
tip top kek spit beer all over my keyboard
>Male white with baseball hat yelling at female white
>deadbeat male white yelling at female in black dress
arrest him for being degenerate trash and her for public indecency
>>129428450
scout?
>>129428392
its not just any cough syrup, it has to be codeine which you can't get over the counter anymore. If you used DXM/guaifenesin syrup it would do jack shit except loosen secretions
>female collapsed
very nice
>>129428258
Westmont ain't Chicago
>tfw no grocery bag tax
>>129428450
>yfw they are deciding where to eat
>>129428450
real wigga hours
>>129428662
Weiner's Circle open all night. No argument.
Building on fire
>>129428650
>>female collapsed
>very nice
Call the Booby Snatchers
>>129428656
>Westmont ain't Chicago
>>tfw no grocery bag tax
I realized that when I looked at my own mislabel and wondered if anyone would notice....
>>129428709
>real wigga hours
dis Male Black Dark Zero Hours, where Real Robert Hours and pre-Real Nigga Hours intersect
>Back porch on fire
>back porch is on fire
>back porch is on fire
>people might still be in the building
>>129428804
its "lit"
>PORCH FIRE
Testing out the new firepit
did anyone just hear that gunshot and gasp?
right wing safety squads are needed again, it seems
another chicken head has been beaten
>>129428638
good fake name to use: Dexter Methorphan, only one person has ever called me on it
>Keisha and Sierra
>>129429025
they were always needed, just not allowed
this board would implode from the comfiness
>4 male blacks checking car doors
We /safe/ here?
trouble down to the One Eleven Liquor Mart
>>129427467
keep on jammin jamal
>>129429147
noice
no one knows what dxm is irl except junkie teenagers, doctors and ocd mothers
>50 y/o male laying on sidewalk not moving
>5 shots fired
Father is a crack addict and he's supposed to be watching the son
>>129428134
>father is a crack addict and supposed to be watching the son
Getting beaten up by your son's crackhead father in the 7/11 probably wasn't what she had in mind for tonight. But why leave the kid with the crackhead in the first place?
>Driver passed out slumped over the wheel
>>129429445
He had one job
>>129429485
shes a crack addict, they dont make sense
>>129429511
That's normal.
>>129429511
>Life choices questionable
>Male black pulled gun standing with a gang of people
what did captcha mean by this?
It blows my mind that this just a tiny sampler of the thousands of minor tragedies playing out tonight.. I imagine for some of the extra fucked situations people try very hard not to get Robert involved.
>>129429511
>i sleep
Did I hear a car was going 80 miles an hour?
>>129429466
>knocked out cold
rip in pepperoni bouncer
>>129429777
checked
>Female white put hands on manager and someone? is out cold
>Two shots fired
>>129429903
he bounced into death
>>129429732
>there are many women RIGHT NOW in Chicago getting the shit beat out of them
>gang rapes and murders are being planned/executed right now
>some nigga is eating his last meal right now
>mothers are about to lose their sons, sons are about to lose their fathers
>yet the drummer keeps on drummin
>>129429962
Pretty depressing desu
>>129429962
such is life in chiraq
Another accident - high speed
>keep on drummin jamal
>>129430152
GAS GAS GAS
>50 people just hanging out in the street
>50 people hangin out
>>129430152
f l o o r
i t
>FIFTY niggers
>just hanging out
>>129429661
>what did captcha mean by this?
>>129430383
why call the police for this? if theyre not doing anything who the fuck cares
let robert handle more important stuff
>>129430158
>>keep on drummin jamal
BASKED BUCKET BOYZ
hangin out
actin up
and there I was wasting my Saturday evening on /cpd/
>>129430454
>why call the police for this? if theyre not doing anything who the fuck cares
>let robert handle more important stuff
>tfw will never live up to 250 Male Blacks partying in the freeway call
>>129430559
how did they not get run over?
>>129430559
two hundred and fifty.. on the freeway you say.
>where is the local 18-wheeler Quran dealer when you need him
>>129430621
Illinois has passed the law yet allowing it
>>129430621
>how did they not get run over?
probably stopped traffic when that bitch took rounds through the car door, they were calling two shots to the neck but it turned out to just be the thigh, stopped up traffic bigly
Siesta frijole! Hasta la vista! Keep up the good work ROBERTS.
>>129430621
*hasn't
>black vehicle flashed a gun
BLACK VEHICLE LIVES MATTER
>Female asking for the po-lice - whispering
>they were drinking beer, now they're doing drugs
>askin' for the po-leece
>>129426428
>phone caller whispered "send the poooo leeeeeese"
>3 calls back did not respond
W O R R Y
>>129431015
she tried
>male was fighting people after he got hit by a car
>caller is fighting with people who hit him with a car
>battery
>hitting someone with a car
whew
>Male was fighting with people that hit him with a car while he was riding a Divvy bike.
>RIP DIVVY ;_;
>>129431015
Always makes me feel sorry when I hear that.
T R E S P A S S I N G
>>129431209
>>129431261
what a sick cunt
nigga is on bull shark testosterone
i always feel bad for the woman beating ones
>Irate and uncooperative female complained someone is trying to kill people
>>129431302
>>129431261
Fuck those things anyway.
>food for less parking lot
>>129431261
>>129431207
>>129431302
NIQQA I JUST STOLE DIS BIKE SHHHIIIEEEETTTT
>Possible suicide attempt
Could be from all the loud music
>possible suicide attempt
>sue of side attempt at a party
Who an heroes at a party?
>keys in need of checking. Again
>>129431479
to be fair they are rarely unprovoked
female blacks are notoriously arrogant and ball-busting, and when you put them in proximity of the maximum-test male black, violence is inevitable
Watch em'
>>129431650
Debbie Downer move
>>129431497
female white went full retard
>>129431697
These are all true statements, it's really sad how blacks destroy themselves
Backlogging all these calls
>be aware we are in a backlog
EYES & TEETH
"we're in a backlog" (due to Male Black)
Pls help Mr Campbell
>>129431819
someone needs to just call them out on it. someone just needs to say that the constant behavior of them is destructive. sadly, no one does. if niggers shaped up their race it would save a lot of lives, and help society
87 Caprice you say?
>Group of teens causing a disturbance
>Mom's drinking on the porch
>people breaking bottles on the building
>2 shots fired at S Wood
>134 southwood shots fired
is that right?
>breaking bottles on a building
HEY YOU
>Shots fired
>>129432068
Bill Cosby tried, look what has happened to him
>Driving drunk very recklessly in a silver Yukon
>>129432266
>cosby was framed and false flaged to prevent the jews from losing control of the blacks
W O K E
>Male hispanic shooting
>>129432068
They literally chimp out on anyone who does. I remember that one guy from RUN DMC recently tried to call out niggers and half of the black community disowned him. And he was a part of RUN DMC
>MALE HISPANIC shots fired
>>129432225
ROBERT WILL HELP YOU CARRY THE STOOOOONNEEE
MALE HISPANIC shootin up the hood
>black truck
Quick, shoot it!
>>129432327
Thanks for the back up Robert
>Domestic argument involving five people
>>129432358
something like that requires you to start small
read you kid a book once in a while
teach him that crime is bad and peer pressure should be avoided
show him the dangers of drugs
i know it sounds corny but if nigger parents just taught their kids to give a damn theyd make great progress
>domestic argument including FIVE people
smackdown time
>>129432358
there is no hope
>caller heard a male say "we got him"
Looks like Male Hispanic is opening up Real Robert Hours tonight.
How will Male Black respond?
>Suspicious male checking car door handles
>>129432561
They would have to care they had kids first. Most see it as a boost to the welfare check
>>129432563
progressive Chicago polyamorists
>weapon recovered
>>129432668
"no, I'M THE BOTTOM!!!"
>Pulled a gun on his family
>>129432561
It's corny but I agree with you. The problem is that you have a large portion of ghetto blacks that are literally functionally illiterate. Not even in a mocking way, they genuinely cannot read properly. The other half just don't give a shit about there five kids and there's often no father. There's also a hatred for educated, successful blacks in ghetto culture which is why they call them coons when they start to "act white". It's no surprise they end up the way they do, because there is 0 family structure or positive influence whatsoever and they have a disregard for education
Male Hispanic wearing a red sox jersey. Does that make him a beaner from bean town?
>hispanic in red sox jersey pulled gun on family
MANNY NO!
>shots fired at 5121 wood
>heard shots
>saw people running
it begins
>>129432665
sad. thats what the welfare state does, never be productive, never better yourself.
if someone would revoke that and force them to get a job or die out, theyd benefit (as weird as that sounds)
>>129432777
holy kek robert, need EMS for immediate transport of my sides
>Silver Yukon still drunk driving and will hurt someone
>>129432850
couldn't agree more Robert
>>129432850
I agree with welfare only to a certain degree. I think it has to be heavily restricted and there need to be strong requirements to get it along with a time and spending limit. Completely doing away with it all together will just cause a collapse. They need to be weaned off it. Blacks are literally subhuman, so when they have that money snatched away all of a sudden, they won't get a job, they will just resort to criminl behavior.
>Knocking over garbage cans
Antifa?
>kids knocking over garbage cans
absolute mayhem hours
>knocked over garbage cans
anarchy: acheived
I just farted.
>>129432991
its sad what happened to niggers it really is. as much as i hate on them i really would like to see them better themselves. that way less lives are lost and society benefits
>>129433095
Thats comfy Robert
>>129433095
All your capital letters
>>129433095
10-4 robert
>>129433095
ID checks out
shots fired here. lol the boot
>>129433095
Roberts gotta do what a roberts gotta do
>>129433095
>ID: BUtT
>>129433174
I agree but it's honestly like they're subhumans. I'm not even saying this as a meme. Like they genuinely cannot conduct themselves in a proper way. And when you get the good ones that can, they get mocked by their own community and accused of "turning white" or being a coon. It's literally a culture of crime. I've lived in New York my whole life, and they genuinely act like animals. Middle school white children could run a household and family better
>>129433297
nice find, setting yourself up for a chance at detective real soon
>>129432991
>>129432850
that's part of the problem. I think another problem is that they have zero good role models, and the remotely successful blacks among them are ostracized for being "white". They equate prosperity with whiteness and betraying their culture, it seems. The ones who aren't absolute niggers are usually motivated by the Bible, like thats the only thing that can prevent nogs from nogging. There is no better option in their minds to straighten out, other than religion.
they need to undo their entire education system and just make the kids read the 48 Laws of Power over and over from grades 1-12. They would get infinitely more out of it and realize that if they want to gain money, power respect etc. then being a violent subhuman isnt the answer
in fact that would be a better education system than the vast majority of what American public schools provide
>>129433459
im an ambitious man
>man on moped ran into the caller, now bleeding in the Wendy's parking lot
>>129433095
You do you.
>>129433483
well, if religion is what turns them into better people, give it to them
niggers need Jesus, KANG VULT
>Male black jeans and red shirt trying to get into cars
>>129433631
>KANG VULT
stealing this for a band name
>>129433741
WE WUZ CRUSADERS N SHIEET
>black party bus has the music up too loud
"is that vehicle black or are the occupants black?"
"yes"
G'night Roberts. I'm off to the land of nod
>thinking you can reform niggers
>REDDIT GET OFF MY FEED
>>129433896
>complains about niggers
>posts redneck
>>129433483
The problem is that schools cannot function in ghettos, especially high schools. All white teachers get harassed beyond belief, sometimes violently, and they don't even listen to the black ones. Most drop out and the other ones don't care about learning and graduate with 1.2 GPAs.
The worst part is about the role models. Their main role models for the youth are rappers. In the 80s, it wasn't bad at all, you had shit like RUN DMC and Biz Markie. But then in the 90s it got weirdly violent with NWA, West Side Connection, and even some of Biggie Smalls songs. A few of Tupac's songs were really positive, like Keep Ya Head Up and Dear Mama, but other than that there was nothing. It's weird to see how everything they produce degenerates into violence.
Going on lunch, Robert.
>>129433984
regan help us all....
>the father stabbed him
>>129433796
>no more drugs for me
>Pussy and religion is all i need
>father stabbed the caller
>>129433984
Enter record companies buying into the private prison system. Got to fill them cells for max dividends
>flat rim hat
nog or bean? maybe it dat nikka shitavious. btw whoever posted that last night, top kek
>caller stabbed by father. caller has knife, wants father removed
>50 people causing a disturbance
>50 people causing a disturbance
rednecks aka nommie white Americas avg iq 100 BTFU
>dont you dare kill me comfys
>>129434187
Prisoners buy music?
>>129434238
>>129434248
How much you want to bet it's the same 50 who were hanging out a while back?
movement into the crack/cocaine sells cause said (((weird violent))))
>>129434499
Hell no, they bootleg that shit. Record companies turn a profit by getting more folks in jail because they invested in the jails. They bought into it in the 90s, hence the rise of gangster rap at about the same time. Been that way ever since.
>>129434499
produce it, nogs not in prison yet listen to it.
>>129433252
top kek
Evening Roberts. Just stopped by to share with you what some of the fine gentlemen over at /biz/ have been up to.
>Watch your keys please
MALE WHITE
FEMALE WHITE
causing all kinds of commotion tonight
what with their honky cracker parties
>KEYS
This Robert has to 10-7. Out of cigs, goodnight all, stay vigilant
>>129433984
Going back to my Tupac example, I think it's crazy how they can worship and rapper so much yet still go against their positive message. Tupac was very pro woman and pro black
>"You know it makes me unhappy when brothers make babies and leave a young mother to be a pappy"
>"There ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place"
>"I think it's time to be real to our women and if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies"
Every nigger claims to love Tupac, yet the consciously choose to ignore some of the core messages of his lyrics. Even if there is a good role model, they still choose to ignore it. These messages aren't even subliminal, they're clearly stated. That's why there is no hope for ghettos
>>129435172
goodnight Robert
AMBERLAMPS ROLLIN
>>129434957
very nice
>we have another person shot
>Another person shot.
>Heard a dozen shots
>we heard probably about 2 dozen shots
24
>24
24
>24
24 SHOTS FIRED
>ANOTHER BODY MURDERED
>>129435189
>preaches positive messages to niggers
>gets assassinated
w-was it the jews?
are niggers being jewed?
>heard someone being hit with objects and a woman screaming
>the caller Augustine hears a female being hit with objects, screaming
>Heard a female being hit with objects
>>129435418
>24 shots
>one person down
niggers confirmed for shit aim
>>129434957
>Blockchain technology
>not using "blackchain technology" instead
shit like this is why kikecoin is gonna take over
>Group of drug dealers gathered in alley
>>129435449
>Implying it ever isn't the Jews
>>129435575
we have a common enemy
epic Robert vs Male Black battle
>conservative vice lord
what the fuck are they planning
>>129435449
>still (((unsolved)))
>flagging us down for a person shot
>>129435662
oy veyyyyy
>Calling crime scene
stop walkin all over each other
>Person with a gun in the alley. Four males in hoodies with guns.
>Another location shots fired - 18 shots
someone make a new bread
>12 shots fired at lake and hamlin
>18 shots heard at 3819 monroe
>>129435898
stay safe roberts
18 gunshots!
>>129435898
On it
>EIGHTEEN
>EIGHTEEN SHOTS FIRED
>HA HA HA
>bullet came through the window off Monticello
>Tried to hit him with a hammer
>Bullet came through the window on Monticello
There's a bullet hole on the second floor
>Shots fired on Higgins - or popping tires
>>129436231
reality: shooting tires
>Protecting the crime scene on Monticello
>>129436143
>Tried to hit him with a hammer
thought i was tripping when they said that, this shit is getting ridiculous
popping tires?
or shooting?
STOP SIGN AS WEAPON