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Is it a meme? Specifically asking about E.
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>>129426373
No, It's not.
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>>129426373
yes it is.
Every stem major I know is jobless and unemployed. The market for STEM jobs is super competitive now that Obongo spread the STEM meme. You wont get employed unless you got a 4.0 from MIT with 3 internships under your belt. Sad truth.
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>>129426647
Fuck you're dumb

I'm a professional engineer who's back at school for a masters. There's plenty of jobs. Just fucking look it up instead of posting a thread in a politics board
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>>129426373

what about E, bitch

all these people are murderers
and to be honest should be
held accountable for the abuse
upon a minor in the 90s
and a breach privacy since then
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>>129426647
>>129426958
which one to believe???
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>>129427365
Trust me. I'm a recently graduated engineer working for Ford, and I can tell you that if you're not from MIT or an Ivy League with a 4.0 or any internships, dont even bother applying.

STEM degrees are useless without the recognition or internships to back it up.You may as well major in gender studies
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>>129427678
well what the heck is worth majoring in anymore? It's like everything is pretty much useless...
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>>129426373
What do you mean by "meme"?

It's real and people make a lot money doing it. I do.
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>>129427678
This is very retarded. Very.
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>>129428172
>>129428291
what do you work in? Why would he be lying?
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>>129428430
I am a senior mechanical engineer at an aerospace company. We are having a hard time filling our campus staffing requirements.

Starting pay for a recent grad is $65-$70k. After 10 years you should be at $110k if you are simply competent.
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>>129428652
Got any locations in FL? I need a job

>Electrical engineering
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>>129426373
umm sweetie it's called STEAM now... arts is just as important as the other four. Just trying to help. ;)
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>>129427006
Why are you putting random line breaks in your post? It makes your point unreadable and I thought you were writing a writty poem.
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>>129428430
>>129428652
That guy is probably a college student. I'm at Ford and I work very closely with the HR and recruitment staff. They tell me what the general consensus among STEM companies is.

You wont find a job unless you have AT LEAST 2 internships and AT LEAST 3.5 in your STEM degree.

Here's some math for you. At any given year, 200,000 new STEM graduates come out of college. There's only about 20,000 jobs available at any given year. Of those 200,000 people, 10% are in a top tier school. 90% do not have the grades or internships. They simply aren't qualified.
The remaining 10% are from a top tier school with the right amount of internships and grades.

Ford doesn't hire low hanging fruit. If you major in stem without a 4.0 and internships, just drop out and learn a trade or join the military. Sad truth. That's the ultimate redpill
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>>129426373
>Is it a meme?

what the fuck does that even mean? do you hear yourself? if youre implying STEM isnt profitable anymore then literally nothing is if thats the case.
>Not enough engineering jobs
thats not a thing either
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>>129428733
I'm in California.

If you can understand telemetry then there is a clear path forward as a systems engineer, which makes a lot of money.
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>>129428977
what trade are u referring to specifically, economics and markets?
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>>129428977
You're not an engineer are you?
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>>129428977
this guy is straight up LARPing rn
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>>129428750
>STEAM
kill me now
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>>129428977
if youre implying that the most fruitful career path isnt hiring then youre nuts- tell me; what should I be studying?
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>>129426647
WTF! As an electrical engineer earning six figure salaries I disagree.
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>>129427365
> which one to believe???

This one >>129426958
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There are a hell of a lot more job postings for Engineers right now than Drafters, I can tell you that much... Even though most of those job postings are describing everything a Drafter does, lol.
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>>129429344
Graduating soon looking for suggestions for employment for EE- what companies on the east coast have you heard good things about?
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>>129429126
You should be an electrician or a plumber, or a carpenter. These are always in demand.


I've seen too many hopeless stem degree graduates unemployed. But everyone i know who learned a trade is gainfully employed.

>>129429315>>129429344
>>129429183


Look, I'm only giving the facts. Check the Bureau of Labor Statistics yourself. The reason people say that a STEM degree will give you a higher chance of being employed was because there weren't many people in the programs. And people who WERE in the programs dropped quickly because they couldn't handle it. This weeded out the poor STEM gradautes in the past.

However, ever since Obama pushed the STEM meme, colleges began implementing rules saying that any bozo could graduate from a STEM program no matter how stupid he was.

The industry picked up on this very quickly and there is a general hiring freeze for non top tier schools with high marks. It's a shady industry, and you can thank Obama for that. You're no better off for employment than a Women Studies major
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>>129429444
Low level engineers are usually like drafters for the first year or two but then they get to do more.
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>>129428977

This is a straight up LARP. Study electrical engineering and computer science, and there are plenty of jobs. Some experience in machine learning/statistics does not hurt either
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>>129429524
Are you looking at working on products or power generation/transmission?
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>>129429612
But you're paying out the ass for an Engineer when a Drafter would do all the CAD work faster and better for less money. It doesn't make sense financially.

I guess they just like giving their machinists rage-aneurysms.
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>>129429623
>>129429633
>>129429612
>>129429524

Don't cry to Pol when you end up unemployed because you had bad grades and no internships. I warned you. Good luck with the STEM meme.
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>>129429586
Im pretty sure degrees get progressively more difficult as time goes on and the standard increases- youre also implying new engineering companies aren't popping up all the time
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>>129429764
Of course grades matter. Just taking a bunch of EE/CS classes and getting Cs in them will not get you a job. Internships are very helpful for companies to gauge how you are as well.

Just because ppl with bad grades (who most likely are bad engineers) cant get jobs does not mean stem is a meme.
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>>129429728
Well like I said the first two years.

After that you need to be able to generate and evaluate designs rather than just implementing them.
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>>129429633
Id prefer products desu but thats not to say id be miserable in power generation. ideally I want to work with robotics and im going for a minor in robotics but this isnt an ideal world so that may be something for further down the line
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>>129428977
Checked. This dude knows his shit.. I can Tell
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>>129428977
You do have a point, if you are doing STEM and not at least getting a 3.5 you are pretty trash tier imo. Also a lot of STEM majors neglect to get outside experience while they are getting their degree.
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>>129430035
Boston Dynamics does some really cool shit in robotics. Not sure how the corporate culture is there, though.
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>>129426373
Its not a meme, but you best have internships by the time you're done, or know someone already working in the field or you're gonna have a long job hunt.

T. Employed software engineer who only got his job through friends, even though he graduated with honors and special recognition. Every other company I applied to before hand rejected me.
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>>129429823
If you wanna be delusional, be my guest. I already have my job at Ford, so I couldn't give two shits about an anonymous nobody college kid looking for advice on here for their rigorous degree. Dont listen to me. Just get your 2.0 and no internships and I'm sure you'll land a job at your dream engineering corporation

By the way, look up news for fraud engineering companies. New engineering start ups fail all the time.
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>>129430035
Learn controls theory too.
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>>129430129
Boston Dynamics is at the top of my list of companies if love to work for, theyre working on some very cool stuff. I just need to find an internship before I graduate
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>>129428977
>work very closely with the HR and recruitment staff
So, clearly not an actual engineer
>I'm at Ford
>recruitment team
>stiff competition, top tier school, etc
I am still very much interested as I meet these requirements and would love to work for Ford.

But how does the Mexico work visa process work and do I need to learn Spanish?
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>>129430218
Getting a 2.0 and no experience is pretty much failure no matter what major you are bud.
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>>129429524

Which branch of EE are you from?

If you do anything like signal processing/communications, try the companies doing machine learning. Amazon seems to be doing some of the most interesting work here, though Google, Uber and Apple also do cool work. Among companies doing traditional communications try companies Qualcomm. They have a nice cash cow in the mobile industry and pay well ($80k starting) but the work is less interesting.

Another avenue to consider would be the big bio-tech companies. These are looking for competent signal processing guys. But most of these are located in the bay area.
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>>129430263
I know a guy who works at Ford. From what I'm told, it's a giant clusterfuck. He's going back to school to study Engineering Management.
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>>129430440
>Engineering Management

You mean Industrial Engineering? That's the degree im thinking to start.
It's very broad so should be applicable.
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tau beta pi represent
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>>129430587
Industrial Engineering is a top tier degree.

My friend majored in it and he got offers from all sorts of engineering companies.

Best part is, if you're sociable, it'll be easy for you to social climb. There's also virtually no math or physics.
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It's a huge meme, at least in North America. Everything >>129426647 said is true. Also you cannot be an autist otherwise you won't get hired on after having an internship at a company. So to sum it up you need to have excellent grades (which means non-stop autism-level studying), be a 10/10 socialite (which means you won't get a job if you're an autist, which is a prerequisite for good grades) and have lots of friends in order to even be considered for a job. Doesn't sound too appealing for a $60-70k job with a constant threat of being replaced by pajeet.
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>>129430587
No, Engineering Management. Taking an Engineer and just handing him the management position of the department is a good way to have a poorly managed Engineering department. It's a different skillset.
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>>129426373
In Canada engineering is the ultimate meme, most of the engineering grads I know have been unemployed 2 years since graduation, the ones who got jobs basically all had connections
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>>129430440

Engineering today is a very fast moving discipline anon. One can not pick up a set of skills and earn a living through them for 40 years as was possible for the boomers.

Millenials will need to keep learning new stuff and transition jobs. I do not see too many people staying at a company for more than 5 years.
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>>129430700
>industrial engineering
>top tier degree
Ah yes, the meme of engineering majors
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>>129430754

What sort of jobs are you referring?

You do not really need social skills for internships. Most interns I get have the social skills of a potato. They probably /pol/acks as well.
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>>129427365
>tfw you recognize the car jew
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>>129430792
I've heard that engineering in Canada is pretty stagnant these days
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>>129430924
A good Industrial Engineer is the difference between profitability and bankruptcy.
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>>129430700
>There's also virtually no math or physics.

Unfortunately there is a bunch of physics and math fir the first 2 years of this degree here, and the juicy management and economics stuff starts years 3-4. That is if I somehow manage to get by the hell which the first 2 years promise..
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>>129430924

Computer Science and Electrical Engineering are the only two top tier engineering majors.
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>>129426647
No it isn't. STEM jobs are among the highest paying jobs out there and are competitive only depending on your major.
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>>129431041
Sorry it's a fucking meme.
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>>129431099
Until the dotcom 2.0 bubble bursts. After that it's going to be pajeet-time.
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>>129431022
The thing is, the biggest engineering companies, like Bombardier, are surviving off of tax dollars and smaller companies are just being bought-out by foreign companies. It's a shitty situation.

Bombardier, I should point out, is also constantly in the news for things like their Pajeet Engineers not actually being Engineers and the company's complete inability to deliver street cars even remotely on-time because they can't into QC.
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>>129430999
Oil and gas. At least that's how it was ~5 years ago. It's a total shit show now.
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>>129431099
>Electrical Engineering

This is considered shit tier here in Israel, albeit having Intel Cisco and Google factories all over the damn place.
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>>129431099
I doubled in EE and ME and both have significant challenges. I was in the top.

However, chemical engineering is fucking mystical to me so I respect things I can't do a lot as well.
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>>129431022
It is, for example here in Calgary all the engineers got laid off during the oil crash, now if they need something built all the work is done in china/india or wherever then some canadian boomer with 40 years of experience approves the design, new grads are totally fucked. Implying there's anything even built now though with the hippies/natives blocking any major projects because muh environment

I've heard of stories of engineers here job hunting for 2 years without success, then they find a job in the US after a single week of looking and on top of that they make twice as much AND THEN on top of that the cost of living is lower
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>>129431295
Sucks. Smartest EE I ever met in grad school was a Canadian.
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Jesus Christ. Just study what you enjoy and are good at.

Ohhhh, job job job, ohhhhh I'm a big failure if I study liberal arts or a trade ohhhhh money money money ohhhhh I must devote my life to something that makes me miserable every fucking day ohhhhh
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>>129431514
That drives me fucking nuts. They'd rather we ship our oil by fucking train than pipeline! HAVE YOU SEEN OUR RAILWAY SYSTEM!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9WFfS7mGE8
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>>129431589
That's fine but don't take out student loans and bitch when you can't repay them.
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>>129431589
Depending on what trade you do, you can earn BANK.
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>>129431514
>now if they need something built all the work is done in china/india or wherever then some canadian boomer with 40 years of experience approves the design
It's been happening way before this crash.
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>>129431589
>Just study what you enjoy and are good at.

>he fell for the do what feelz goodz maymay!
yea I'm sure having shit life is worth studying something "you like to study" but will never translate into a real job.
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>>129427969
yeah, just major in w/e and build a strong portfolio. I'm majoring in journalism and I'm mainly just focusing on building a portfolio and networking so that I can get references and recognition. If I don't get a job after I graduate I'll probably join the navy and try to get a job as a CTI because I have a knack for languages. Or I'll try to get a TEFL certificate and teach in Vietnam or some shit.

University is cool if you want to spend four years getting your life together (like I am), but if you want to get into the workplace and get on with life don't bother going to Uni.
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University of Alberta graduating class 2014: unemployed
University of Alberta graduating class 2015: unemployed, competing with class of 2014
University of Alberta graduating class 2016: unemployed, competing with class of 2014, 2015
University of Alberta graduating class 2017: unemployed,competing with class of 2014, 2015, 2016
University of Calgary graduating class 2014: unemployed
University of Calgary graduating class 2015: unemployed, competing with class of 2014,
University of Calgary graduating class 2016: unemployed, competing with class of 2014, 2015
University of Calgary graduating class 2017: unemployed, competing with class of 2014, 2015, 2016

Why the fuck anybody would still study engineering in Canada is beyond me, right now it's basically just a ponzi scheme to scam as many foreign students as possible
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>>129426647
>Not knowing MIT is on a 5 point scale
Normie exposed himself, if you are STEM and have basic communication skills you will get a job
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>>129432294
What do you mean? The entire class is unemployed?
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OK niggers here is my advice: get excellent grades in an engineering major other than civil or industrial. Do undergrad research. Get into grad school. Do an internship as a masters student. Learn basic programming. Learn multiple disciplines. Don't be a murderer.

If you have low IQ or poor work ethic then don't expect much.

Then you can work on pic related. Also US defense industry is for US citizens... pajeets need not apply.
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>>129431347

What is god tier in Israel now?
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4 years in an aerospace mechanics academy for highschool, working on my last stretch of an EE degree now and I build little robots for fun in my free time- But my GPA is 2.65 and I cant find an internship to save my life so I slave away 30 hrs a week as a line cook while I study.

/pol/ engineers- What advice do you have to help me land an internship? Lockheed has turned me down many times purely because of GPA and offered me 2 separate jobs before clarifying my GPA- I applied to POWERS, Siemens, Thales, Disney, etc but no dice. I ve got social skills out my ass and am fantastic in an interview but I cant get a call back because my resume gets filtered out- what should I do /pol/?
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>>129426647
Civil engineer here. Got a job 4 months after graduating. Jobs are there you just need to find and apply to them
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>>129432461
CS from either one of the 2 top tier Universities. It's insanely hard to get into them but if you finish, you get taken by Google, Intel or some local startup and happy life from there on out.
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>>129432407
>The entire class is unemployed?

No, probably around 25% got jobs mainly via connections
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>>129432640
I honestly don't know anon. The GPA is pretty low.

Maybe look at start ups? A guy I knew was at Tesla on the ground floor and now is $$$$$$$
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>>129432436
Pajeets do all the design/engineering, americans are managing pajeets. If you're a proud burger and are doing engineering, then something is wrong...
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>>129432709
When did you graduate?
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>>129432867
How do I go about finding startups? Wouldnt they be hard to locate?
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>>129426373
Yes, it is.
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>>129432943
Can you read?

The defense industry is not filled with Pajeets. It is very hard to get a high level clearance when you cant poo in the loo.
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>>129430218
since you're so interested in giving out advice, do you think a non-ivy school (UT at Austin) + an internship or two would cut it?
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>falling for the tradecuck meme

boy I sure love back-breaking-and-in-some-cases-literally-poisoning work that gets you fuck all for pay compared to literally any white collar job and will be replaced by robots in 5-10 years
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>>129433396

If you're in EE/CS that's Austin's a pretty good place.
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>>129433185
Relax, it's a meme. Without pajeets and juans nothing would get done in burgerland.
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>>129433396
Most of the best engineering schools aren't Ivies.

If you go to a decent school and get a local internship then you should be fine.
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Science is research, technology is computer, industrial, research and other tool development, math is mathematics and engineering is the amalgam of the 3 in order to implement what the other 3 are doing. In a perfect world, all for understand their positions. Unfortunately, the second best thing is all 4 competing against each other for recognition, E being the least likely to be recognized.

The reality is all 4 parts of STEM is very difficult and mostly thankless.
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>>129433546
cool, cool. i'm thinking AI is the way to go, maybe with EE as a minor or something because it's fun as fuck.
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>>129432952
Graduated Feb 2017 started work in may. I had 1 year of coop work experience though so that definitely helped. I also applied to about 5 jobs daily while I was unemployed
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>>129433424
White collar jobs are outsourced to pajeets. Also do you think you're doing any favors for your back by sitting on your ass for 8-12/day? lol
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>>129433855
if you work at a start-up you get to sit on a yoga ball
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>>129433697

AI or Machine learning is the way to go now. Take some coding classes, and some statistics. If you do well with such classes, you're quite definitely set for good internships/high paying jobs.
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>>129431589
+1
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>>129432294
>University of Calgary

I also fell for the UfC meme
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>>129426373
nope. fugged of as a STEM major got a comfy job in my rural hometown at a small co. People be impressed with that shit.
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>>129433948
Do you get to pee sitting down too? Also will you be terminated for not having your man-bun?
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The way you talk about your STEM degrees makes me really think that the US education is shit and needs high skilled immigrants.
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>>129433855
That's nothing compared to the near life-threatening injuries you'd be sustaining inevitably and constantly working at tradeshit. I don't like being killed or scarred for life just so shekelberg can make an extra dime, thanks. I'd rather take a job where I use my brain.
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>>129434067

Pajeets already handle that requirement Yusuf. I think I'd prefer Pajeets to cockroaches any day.
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>>129427969
protip: don't take a single person's anecdote as telling of the field.

Literally every friend I graduated with has a 110k+ job 2 years in, do your own reasearch, if you just put in effort you can pull jobs EASILY. stems i the best life decision you can ever make.
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>>129434067
Lower education is getting bad but most of the top universities are in the USA.
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>>129426373
>Is it a meme? Specifically asking about E.

Engineering is how science becomes technology.
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>>129434154
>$110k in 2 years
Kek
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>>129434154

+1.
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>>129432709
Congrats anon

I just got my civil degree in May. Ill start looking for a job in July.

What field of engineering did you settle on? And are you enjoying it?
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>>129434144
Why do you hate tradespeople so much? Did you get an estimate for a new roof? Will have to cut back on some expenses for a few years, huh? :^)
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I have a degree in literature, but I'm going back to school for physics because I realized only too late that the humanities is bullshit.

I admit I'm not sure how I'll get a job, though.
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>>129434005
The ONLY university in Canada worth studying engineering at is Waterloo so you can get hired by an American company and GTFO

Meanwhile engineering is the ultimate meme career
>"you need to graduate with experience or else nobody will hire you!"
>have 16 months co-op experience
>graduate
>"tough shit faggot we only hire people with 5-10 years experience"
>"oh you have 30 years experience? Fuck off dinosaur we only hire young people"
>"huuur we can't find any workers despite the local university pumping out 1000 new engineers every year, we need the foreign worker program"

There's a reason Canadian """engineering""" companies are a laughing stock compared to American, German, Japanese, English, and even French companies
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>>129434501
Typical, irrelevant non-argument. I don't hate tradespeople. The trades are just a stupid direction to take, and you only go into trades if you're either too dumb for work suited for a white man. Again, you're going to be doing much more dangerous work for MUCH less pay. The only upside to trades I can think of is avoiding a tuition and exercise on the job, but other than that a real job is 100x better for your life
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>>129434244
I am talking about the general colleges that are not in the top. I bet everyone ITT goes to a 3rd tier university.
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>>129434484
You didn't graduate into a job? You already fucked up and your prospects a decaying exponentially
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>>129434741
Yeah, but dat flag anon....
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>>129432640
Gpa doesn't matter. What matters the most BY FAR is connections and people you know.
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>>129434484
I hope you're kidding.
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>>129434956
>your pic
that is why i am moving there anon
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>>129434728
Trades are ok. Spend a few years learning the tricks, then create your own company, hire some immigrants and cuck highly respected white-collar workers like you out of money :^)
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>>129434748
Uhm, bullshit? Like employers give a fuck about when you apply

I worked two internships, and was offered two permanent positions. Im pretty confident about the job hunt.

However, I ask because they were transportation related and thats fucking
boring. I got some time to rethink what field I will start in. Just wanted to hear ancedotal stories of fellow Civils.
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>>129434999
Joining the lunar rover robotics club this semester after making friends with a few of the leaders through class, they just won a huge NASA-ran competition- planning on getting to know as many people in the club as I can and then making myself known at the competitions- is this the right path?
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>>129435070
Fuck off we're full.
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Is 26 too old to go to university?
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>>129435238
Sounds good.

But can you poo in the loo?
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>>129435396
I poo in the loo every day at 12:00 and again at 6:00
am no pajeet
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>>129435347
No. But you're in Canada so just pretend to be a refugee you'll go far kid.
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>>129435010
>25 posts by this ID

Try conveying ideas when you post, shitter
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>>129435347
I respect the fuck out of the 50+ yr olds I see in class so no- its never too late for an education. 26 is really young
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>>129434748

Lol wrong. I NEETed for a solid year and some change before I applied for jobs. Job hunt took a month or two, I secured a job, and voila. I knew lots of uptight pricks like you in college, though. Always so quick to tell others how fucked they were. Kys
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>>129435472
Are you sure? Even one drop of pajeet blood....
>when will all university applications should come with DNA results?
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>>129435502
>civil engineer
>ideas
P1
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I just want to count ice worms in Antarctica. What do?
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>>129431099
THE CHEMICAL ENGINEERS HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Unfortunately they're still drunk.

>Think the 'alcoholic ChemE students' thing is just a meme
>jump to senior year
>20 of us pound a beer in front of a professor in a bar at 2pm before going to his friend's class.
>After our last final, have a beer olympics at 11am, until the cops make your graduating class leave the abandoned yard you were partying in.

Would recommend.
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>>129435790
all of my professors are pajeet but one is cool as fuck and def doesnt believe in the boo in the loo. I get like 1 white english speaking professor every other semester
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>>129435968
You've been tainted anon. Transfer to women's studies.
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>>129435943

Well picking out a major based on having fun, rather than potential future earnings is a problem.
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>>129435590
I'm butthurt because I'm a failure

My career so far:
>graduate with no internship because nobody would hire me despite 3.8 GPA, talked to recruiters at the school job fair who promised me an interview but then backed out the next day
>started school when I was 22 and already had 7 years work experience, knew how to write a resume and cover letter and perform in job interviews
>graduate in 2015
>spend 6 months unemployed trying to find a job in my field
>give up and start working as a forklift operator while still applying to jobs in my field
>over the course of 2 years I got 4 interviews
>failed them all except one at General Electric which went really well according to the HR person, didn't get the job but she said she would contact me if there was another opening
>have an interview next week for a phone technical support job making 45k vaguely related to what I studied

Just kill me
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Find what you enjoy and do it well, money will come to you eventually.
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>>129436302
>canada
Clean your room
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>>129436302
>life_in_canada.txt
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>>129430035
U C F
A I
N N
' I
T S
H
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>>129436273
You misunderstand friend. We didn't drink to have fun, we drank to forget. Still happens in the doctoral program too.
>maybe not recommend that part

Plenty of money to be made here though, if you like massive chemical facilities.
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>>129436302

Damn anon, that sucks. Maybe things are worse in Cucknada regarding the job market. I majored in German (lol) and got a job selling pharmaceuticals. Had to get certified for it but it only took a month of studying. Making a solid 50, 55k annually now.
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>>129436302
Volunteer more. It doesn't even have to be remotely related, volunteer work quadruples your worth per job.
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>>129436792
Is your field dominated by attractive women? I've heard that before
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>>129436302
Damn anon. Just find confidence in that there are other people in a situation like yours, but they dont have an engineering degree. You got value somewhere, for sure

In the US, I figure all engineering outcasts end up going into federal jobs, military, or w/e the fuck they want because engineering degrees show fluency with math and logic. Most alternatives detract from lifetime earnings tho, but it aint everything.
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>>129436302
>>129436496
Meanwhile, all the stacies that partied their way through a degree are able to line up a job no problem
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>>129437435

Sales in general tends to be like that. Probably because attractive women make good saleswomen (at least when they're selling to men) and they tend to have good interpersonal skills. Autists and ugly people with poor hygiene do not last long in sales, for obvious reasons.
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If I want to go into the automotive industry what should I specialize in? I mean what would be useful to know?
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>>129426373
I'm studying math, what the fuck do I do besides go to grad school?
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>>129438227
Electrical, for obvious reasons
CS, cause vehicles are increasingly more software dependent
Mechanical, because moving parts, engines, and thermo
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>>129438504
I fucking forgot to mention that I'm already doing EE. However I can choose some of my subjects later on and I was wonder what should I choose. Tried finding some info on the internet but not much was available.
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> All of these electrical/mechanical shills

Chemical engineering is where its at bros, such a challenging and versatile degree - best part is there is no pajeets or chinks.
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>>129426373
>oy vey is education a meme goy?
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Not sure about E but M is sound.

>be my dad
>born in 1948 west yorkshire
>poor is an understatement
>mother is a mistress to some guy
>never paid me much attention
>dad an heros when I am 10
>grandmother basically raises me
>get into the local grammar school
>younger brother in borstel
>get into Durham uni
>maths and physics
>get 1st
>the year is 1970
>do an MA in computer science
>work for tech companies getting
>£500 a week
>skip to 1988
>son is born

It all pays off
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>>129438369
Anyone? I have two years left and I have no idea what I want to do with it. I'd like to get into finance but I feel like I should have just studied finance if that's what I wanted to do.
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>>129426373
>israel
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depends on country i guess. In a third world shithole they have high regards for E
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>>129440004
Don't go into finance. Become a CPA and apply to major companies and banks. You should be able to sell the fuck out of yourself with a bs in math. Do that for a few years, Go to top 25 Business school for MBA and BAM you're making six figures in your twenties.
t. business undergrad.
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>>129440004
>>129442722
Also, take accounting classes and see if you like it. Accounting will be baby shit for you though. If you graduate with a good gpa, you would start out ~60k in Florida
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