CLASSIFIED INTEL

>>129425195
This will probably go down as an epic thread that defines American politics but I would just like to say that I think male to female transsexuals that have operations are their genitals make me slightly uncomfortable.

>>129425195
Faux and homosex

>>129425195
You spent far too much time on this.

>no pee pee

fake and gay

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>>129425195
i'm scared skeeter

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GET IN HERE BOYS

fuggin kek. nice try op you colossal faggot

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>>129425223
>Take the same instructions as before
>proceeds to conveniently list the secret instructions

If CNN us here they are fake news

YASS QUEEN SLAY!!!

>>129425195
We will copy and spread bro

What's it about?

>>129425195
So this is what Hillary has been working on between binges , got it .

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>>129425278
Reads like fan fiction.

NSA is Deep State controlled like everything else. They can invent documents that say anything they want. Nobody is safe. They can all say Russians hacked a DNC computer and Podesta Gmail account, fake gobblygook and make the whole world believe it. Time to wake up and look beyond the veil of lies.

Jews did 9/11.

>>129425223
you work for the US government?

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Get this to CNN and HuffPo stat!

>>129425865
>copy and spread

To reddit. Where it belongs.

Trump staffer and Russian counterpart have the exact same syntax. Give me a break

>>129425195
Delete this

>>129425195
I called the police and told on you!

>>129425195
As soon as I saw the font I decided that I will not read bullshit today.

>>129425740
I hope they pick it up and run with it. They are all about getting scoops. Honestly we should do this kind of stuff more and feed the media shit to increase them dying

>>129425195
Poor bait. 0/10

>>129425223
>August 2nd
>Mr. Trump is at the White House today

Google says there are no mentions of Trump visits to the White House from August 1st to August 7th. If Trump was at the White House in August during the election, someone would have reported on it.

This is a fake & gay thread

>>129425963
Well I hadn't read it yet when I posted that. It looked long so I was wanting a tl;dr. Turns out it's a poor LARP

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Delete this.

>No portion markings at all on last 2 pages.

Nice try, faggot. Fake and gay.

>>129425195
Louise, go to bed, you are drunk again.

>>129426181
Yeah, that's when I knew it was bullshit. OP could have researched trumps movements better and possibly got us going for a bit

>>129425195
You wasted your time writing this shit?

>>129425195
how long did it take to make these up? ,shills are getting desperate they know the day of the rope is coming

>>129425195
Yea this is just what the country needs the dumbass press opening up another investigation into trump because of something they saw on 4chan...

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>>129425372
LOL underated post. 11/10 agreed

lao posting in a shill live action role play. I believe this to be classified 'Fake and Gay'

>>129425419
>You spent far too much time on this.

I almost feel bad for OP. He can't even fake transcripts without fucking up in obvious ways. What a loser.

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Goys, CNN is here reading this, put on your war faces!

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OP polishes the floors of mens rest room stalls with his knees

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FAKE AND GAY

>portion markings are fucked up.
>summary (U): Unclassified
>first paragraph (TS...):

This is obviously garbage. The paragraph has a classification higher than the section. That's not how it works. The section is classified at the highest level of any of its content.

Fucking Faggot

t. retired DoD Counterintelligence Special Agent

>>129426544
If only they run with it on the morning news. That would be golden.

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>>129425195
budget cuts at the CIA are real

>>129425195

Op is your name like 'shillity sinner' or sumthin ?

Shill btfo with ure fake news

>>129426417
but if it was benghazi or seth rich or a pedo pizza place you'd be all for it...

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While we're on the topic of spooky info, anyone have the top half to the alien selife?

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Looks like bad intelligence, maybe Crowdstrike.

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These antifa shills are larping hard today

Saged

>>129426121
Doesn't look like any gov. doc I've ever seen, but it's been years, and I had low level clearance.
Anyway, why are you such a fag, OP?

>>129425195
>fake government markings
>fake redactments
>fake header
>fake intel
Just know that manufacturing government documents is illegal

This news is more real than CNN but that's a low bar these days

>>129425195

Good lord, what a waste of time.

Get this to John McCain, stat.

>>129425278

That exchange is cringe worthy fake.

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>>129425223
>aug 2nd 2016 Trump is at white house today
cool fake hillary

This guy spent a lot of time on this. We should try seeing if we can get any MSM big fish to take the bait.

Eris work >>129425195
Eris work >>129425223
Kek (doubles) >>129425223
Eris, look a the time >>129425278

>>129425195
TRUMPILEAKS

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>>129425195
This shit looks so fake it's hilarious. Did you just learn to use photoshop? You need more practice before bringing such obviously fake shit here champ.

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my favorite part is when they refer to trump as "he" in parts but in others they just say "trump"

high level tradecraft at work here

Guys, we can legitimately use this to take down Drupf. There is this guy called Michael Moore, and he runs a site called Trumpileaks. Look it up.

We all need to send these leaks to Trumpileaks. This is the beginning of the end of the cheeto.

>>129425223
2016
>white house

hummm, sounds fishy

>>129427681
lol I already forgot about that shit. Yeah, send this shit to that.

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>>129427681
Now this could actually work lol. Most of the big fish media are onto our tricks. But Michael "throwing off the Earth's (nonexistent because it's flat) spin with his impressive mass" Moore is probably dumb enough to take the bait.

Post it to trumpileaks they might buy it

>>129426749
The DIA offered me a counter intelligence specialist job when I got out the Marines a few years back. I told them to get bent because the Marines fucked me over and I was tired of being promised cool shit, only to fuck me over with bullshit.

>should I had taken the job?

>>129425195
#CONFEFE

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"No... make the font bigger so they can read it on 4chan... yeah... like that, but use the "light" weight on it though so it looks classy."

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>Hello fellow colluder, have you gotten the Podesta emails to Wikileaks yet? We need to get the faggots on /pol/ something to shitpost about today.
>Yes, Dimitri; I have given the shitposts to my secretary. Can you call me back later; I have to take a shit.
>Very well; it was a pleasure conspiring with you.

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>>129425195

2/10 attempt.

>>129427297
New and interesting

Director of the CIA here. This is bullshit!

>>129425195
Fake as fuck, but feel free to spread those to Louise Mensch(Is she a troll or not?), or some other people. Let them dig their graves deeper with some new Russia collusion "leaks".

>>129425962
dont forget buzzfeed

Fake and gay

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GET THESE TO MICHAEL MOORE!

so fake. god u r dumb. that dialogue and the references are soooo bad

>>129425195
I sincerly hope you get sent to Guantanamo bay for your attempt to undermine the fairly elected President of the united States of america as this is treasonous and gay, also sage you faggot.

>>129425372
Kek

>>129426749
How many confirmed kills do you have

I thought the insane levels of fakery were enough to be seen as a shitpost... But just official enough to make it to Twitter... I already sent it to BuzzFeed and Moore... Would love to see this blow up msm.

>>129425372
I'm roof that some trannys are actually crazy because a feminine penis is actually hot and not gay.

>>129427681
Someone do this

if you participate in this you are reddit

>>129428138
He probably just works at a desk and writes reports about Intel and writes us army fanfics about what we'd do if California seceded or the cartels took over Arizona. My buddy works for the NSA in intelligence and this is 90% of what they do.

>>129425195
>russian diplomatic surrogates
You know that an ambassador's job is to meet with foreign politicans and dignitaries, yes? Also, I expect better forgeries from the NSA.
>Try again

DRUNPF IS FINISHED

SPREAD THIS NOW!

>>129426133
Agreed

Fake and gay

get some sleep louise

This is crap.

>>129425976
Lolol our enemies are fucking retards. Doesn't make me feel good that they are retards but they are, and have been, and will continue to retard themselves and our society.

>>129425195
go to bed hillary

Remember when we did operation peepee poopoo and you faggots followed it for months? Aren't you embarrassed by how stupid you sound? Kys, faggots. If this is all the heat you have to bring, we've already won.

>>129426133
This is a wise plan. Send the screen shots of this shit to all lib twittermeisters

>>129425278
Shit. I hope this doesn't get out. At least everybody thinks it's a larp so far.

Not real and not heterosexual

>>129425278

If they larp,

Then /pol/ can larp.

Just u wait.

Let the LARP-WARS begin !
It's fucking ON!

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>>129425195
fake and gay

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>>129425244

> When the larp is so fake, thats it's cringeworthy

Dan Rather / Tom Brokaw will run with this.

>>129425223 #
>>129425244 #

> When the larp is so fake, thats it's like an bastard brain child of buzzfeed imbreeding with huffpo ....
it's so retarded n degenerate, u dont know wether cringe or laugh

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>>129425372
Underrated. Made my night better/10

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>>129425195
Posting for posterity.

Godspeed.

>>129437504

Fake and gay, but posting for posterity nonetheless

>>129428866
Everyones favorite Midwestern lesbian documentary filmmaker.

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>>129425195
YOUR "CLASSIFIED DOCUTMENTS" ARE FAKE AS FUCK!!!!!!!!

The Font is wrong
The spacing is wrong
The Header and footer Classification markings are wrong
The Language being used by the interacting parties is childish and obvious, and does not conform to OpSec
On page three of your "LEAK" TS#3 asked to pass a question on to a third party. In this Pretext it would not have been an American Citizen SO IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN REDACTED!!!!
In these types of surveillance Ops the ONLY names redacted and protected are those of USCITIZENS!!!!

You sir! ARE A FRAUD!!!!
THIS IS FAKE NEWS!

>>129425195
Someone send it to the (((journalists)))

>russia is financing blumpf to stop open borders, mass immigration, and gun control
Liberals and normies literally think Putin is just a big evil bad guy who wants to stop our diversity.

>>129425195

>Dimitry

>Reads like a shitty 80s cold war spy novel

Feminism is cancer and leftshit retards are going to get fucked next week when Sessions testifies then Trump drops the Comey tapes later.

>>129425195
If someone could get CNN to report on this, it would be great.

>>129425195
Man the printer at the NSA really sucks, are they that under budget ?

Send it to Michael Moore

>>129442239
DO IT you know they will fall for this shit.

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>Yfw this fanfic makes the front page of Huffpo

I hope Russia lasts all 8 years.

Wow, Wtf I hate trump now

>The timing and use of OS coincide with the release of the Podesta Email via the Russian front Wikileaks.
>There is also a reference to the Ecuadorian angle which would imply that Julian Assange is also complicit.

tfw the fanfic writer doesn't even know there's a connection between Wikileaks and Assange.

Just imagine the shitstorm if CNN would believe this being real.

G-guys?

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THE NEXT HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER

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pfft it's a big boy thing to make deals with russia and it's a good thing, u dont wanna get soviet unioned.

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Pixels match and real as it gets have seen few of my life.
Send to Michael Moore you can trust his new leakers highly encrypted vault.

>>129425223
Instead of Dmitry you should have used Dimka or Dimotchka, to imply that they are on really friendly terms.

>>129426749
>retired

>>129441317
No shit Sherlock. If we can get someone in the MSN sloppy enough to run with it. It will further tarnish and demoralize (((journalists)))) trying to softcoup Trump

>>129444191
So buzzfeed and the intercept

>>129426014
>I called the police and told on you!
Why did you snitched on OP?

>>129425278
>REL TO USA
>ORCON

FAKE AND GAY

>>129425195
hi reality, you have a hot body, just sayin

mrin

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>>129443755
a shekel for a good goy

OP here, I can see from the epic levels of BUTTHURT that you didn't get the intention behind the creation of these "Documents", but nonetheless you persisted and did my bidding. I wanted these fakes seen by the people most likely to believe them. TDS suffers and PEE PEE TAPE morons. THANKS NEWFAGS

My favorite part was pretending that I was in a James Bond movie written by Brendan Fraser.

Just in case you are curious I sent these to Buzzfeed, Trumpileaks, WSJ, WaPo, and Teen Vogue 3 days ago. I have only heard back from buzzfeed and it was an automated response. I have serious doubts that Michael Moore has the intelligence required to even decrypt the message I send him despite using the PGP key that he provided.

>>129426014
>I called the police and told on you!
I called the bikers and told on you!

>>129426334
>Delete this.
I'm still reading.
fuck off faggot

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DUH

I can only Imagine that Michael Moore is neck deep in fan fictions at this point, There is no way that an actual leaker would use any of the methods that he has available nor would they trust that fat fuck... Well maybe Reality

>>129443934
Dmitry is an actual person, quick search of Russian embassy people. I didn't do a lot of exhaustive research(Obviously) I made these in an hour or two when I was bored.

>>129442961
I am well aware of the connection between Julian and wikileaks. I had intended to make the point that Julian was talking directly to Trump and the Russian government. I didn't make that clear enough. I'm sorry that I ruined your enjoyment of the piece

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>>129445757
OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

>>129425372
Nicely Done

>>129446244
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Nice, but what I meant was that in Russia, when you are on friendly terms with each other, you use a shortened affectionate name. Similar like in the US friends would call Peter Pete, Edward Eddy etc... In Russia they call Alexander Sasha, Vladimir Volodya or Vova, and Dmitry Dima, Dimka, Dimotchka (the last one is perhaps a bit too amorous).

>>129425730
What? Thats not how it works? Next you will tell me that super villians don't monologue their entire plan before they leave the hero for dead, only to be foiled by them in the end. Clearly you dont know what you are talking about.

>>129447236
ah I see. I wont pretend to have any knowledge of Russian customs but that hasn't stopped half the country from pretending that they are experts on russia either so... Im ok with it. I will file this piece of trivia under "Things I will use next time I fake intel documents"

>>129447236
The more Amorous the better... HEADLINE: Trump Staffers LITERALLY in bed with Russia

>>129447611
Hey, practice makes perfect ;^)

godspeed to you my friend

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shoulda used Comic Sans, OP
would've made it look legit

>>129448484
I see what you are doing and I like it. But seriously I am partial to wingdings for official documents

>>129425195
Redpill me on libcucks. Why can't you faggots write a convincing fake conversation?

>lib shill runs an obvious fake copy of a fake leak past pol
>pol immediately spots it as a fake and gives fucking pointers on how to make it more legit looking
>pol get's btfo'ed by their own autism again
God damn it guy's kek

>I dont know who to trust.
>So I leak them over a imageboard thats monitored officially by FBI

lol ell

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>>129425195
Well damn, thats some next level combination of a shitpost and effortpost.

I applaud you. Have a (you)

>>129425223
>DONALD TRUMP IN BIG FUCKING LETTERS
>"trump staffer #1" in tiny letters
>The nsa doesn't name the "trump staffer #1" as they did with DONALD TRUMP
Fake and Gay