U.K. Should Nuke U.S.

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>>129398128
stay mad achmad

>>129398128
>UK
>Not a Great Satan

The entire Angloshpere is a great Satan my dear.

Laugh while you can Americans. One day Britain will return. It is not a matter of if, it is a matter of when. And when that does happen, the memory of America will be a foggy thought

>>129398807
says the bong while getting benetrated by sadiq khans diversity stick

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>>129398128
>Implying muslims can even touch the britbong nukes.

Stay mad Jihad pajeet.

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>>129398128
>culture of Negroes
Repeat that please....

>>129398128
U want to get glassed britcuck?

>>129398128
Reported. Have fun in the pokey, faggot :^)

>>129398128
Don't we have the keys to your nukes.

>>129398128
>The United Kingdom should detonate every single nuclear weapon in its arsenal over major US cities
You know, if you guys really want to take care of our nigger problem for us, that would be great

Well, your country would be reduced to a radioactive wasteland as a result, but still

>>129398128
>implying our Soviet-era nukes could even REACH America, let alone destroy them

>>129398807
Tough luck faggot, you're run by an old decrepit hag who outlived 6 presidents and a manlet mayor who gets off to dead brits. You should nuke yourself twice

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OP Can't wait to get home, and suck his boyfriends dick, I see...

>>129398128
UK was the first western nation after Phoenicia (Vienna) to be complete owned by THEM. You are serving them, since your birth. The british (((empire))) was their doing. They created the U.S to further their imperialism. If US is their best goyim sword-arm, you are the seat of power upon which they sit and lord over the west.

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>>129398128
have fun in gitmo abdul

>>129401540
>those tabs
I kek'd irl.

Posadism?

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>>129398128
>This would spell disaster for the UK
>50,000,000 deaths would be worth it
nice try achmed, we're BFF

>>129398128
You are absolutely right. America has shown they will sit back and allow themselves to be governed by niggers, thus setting a precedence. When it inevitably turns into South Africa v2, their fifth negro president will have the strongest military in the world in his hands.

The UK's nuclear arsenal could cripple the US major cities, therefore causing it to Balkanize. It would be suicide for us - we would be destroyed too. It must be like Pearl Harbour all over the USA.

>>129398128
You mean OUR nuclear arsenal.
USA actually has control over your nukes.
You need us to use them responsibly.
You of all people know that only the authorities should have access to weapons.
No need to thank us. You are our vassals. It is our duty.

>>129398128
>fell for the independent nuclear deterrent meme
You dumb fuck. Trident is leased from the US. They're the same fucking missiles they have in their subs. We're not even allowed to service them. We have to sail in to North Carolina on the regular, to get them changed out.
Remember when Erdogan survived the coup attempt and locked down Incirlik? Do you know what the contingency is for the US nukes there, in case they were to fall out of US control? They have kill switches. You send a signal and the circuits are fried. This was written about at length only recently, so no expert knowledge required.
There is no way on God's green Earth that Trident missiles don't have the same.
The warheads are ours. The delivery system is not. We can't deliver our warheads without US approval...

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>>129402060
This meme spread like wildfire so much because of burgers like you that the British Ministry of Defence had to release a statement saying it was false lel


http://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/20121026065214/http://www.mod.uk/NR/rdonlyres/E2054A40-7833-48EF-991C-7F48E05B2C9D/0/nuclear190705.pdf

>>129402224
Meme again. See here >>129402293

if anything yanks should nuke us

we're too far cucked we cant recover honestly

>>129402397
Thats why we kill ourselves in the attack too. Kill 2 cucked birds with 1 stone.

>implying religion is what's wrong with American society
>implying it's not the lack of a strong unified religion
>implying diversity is our strength

>>129402293
You have to call us to get us to flip a switch before they launch.
Your defense ministry is just trying to keep you faggots happy.
Unless procedures changed during the Obama years then, yeah, they're our nukes.

>>129398128
>Europe starts to take in Refugees
>Britbongs start making posts about destroying the west
Absolutely no relation whatsoever

>>129398128
m8 I just wanna enjoy burgers and big titty stepsister porn why you gotta be like this

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>>129398128
First, you're a shill, so fuck off. Second, if you weren't, the UK couldn't go to war with California, let alone it plus the other 49 states. Third, sage.

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>>129398128
>There is no country this degenerate. Not North Korea,

3/10 troll harder newfag.

>>129402530
>Unless procedures changed during the Obama years then, yeah, they're our nukes.
Those procedures either never existed and you were wrong (as I suspect) or it did change in Obama. The source is right there, here it is again

http://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/20121026065214/http://www.mod.uk/NR/rdonlyres/E2054A40-7833-48EF-991C-7F48E05B2C9D/0/nuclear190705.pdf

You can argue with MoD, that's all the proof I need to provide. The Ministry of Defence outright saying "No, the USA has no power over UK nukes." It couldn't be clearer.

>>129398128

>U.S. Involvement in the Middle East led to the Islamic rape of Europe

Hmmm what about the Scramble for Africa? Or Balfour Declaration. Or perhaps the Great Game in Afghanistan? How all the third world shithole countries in Africa and the Middle East have issues between Sunni and Shia, Hutu and Tutsi, Igbo in Nigeria, etc? Oh wait it's not the United States, it's the fucking yuropoors like the UK. Fuck all of you. It wasn't the United States that is the cause of all these issues today, it was mongoloid yuropoors. It wasn't until the isolationist United States, learning from its mistakes post WWI, took European matters into her own hands post WWII, with the Marshal Plan and NATO and etc. that there hasn't been a single major war in Europe since. Meanwhile the United States is actively trying to sort these terrorist issues out, while yuropoors there cowardly in liberalism backed by centuries of bloodshed, imperialism, and oppression. Yuropoors deserve every single terrorist attack against them, every single bomb, every single bullet, every single blade. Fuck all of you.

>>129402324
Forget u-boats. Did you come in on the last banana-boat? It's not a meme. The MOD has a rich history of lying through its teeth. You think they could have said anything else?

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>>129398128
>Americans are the worst type of Europeans; take the religious furor of Irish, the economics of Jews and the culture of Negroes and you get a glimpse of corrupt psychopathic American society.


did you get the idea for this part from reading a book on the boere war by chance?

>>129402950
If you read the source, it wasn't a public document, it was an (originally) private letter that was publicised. If this was procedure, it would be known, the REAL procedure is the PM at the beginning of a term sets out different scenarios (for the Trident commander) to use the nuclear weapons in the case of lost contact with West Minister - for example if the UK its self was nuked - in any other case, the power would fall entirely on the PM and ministers.

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>>129398128
Relax bro it was just a prank

>>129398128
You spelled Israel wrong.

>>129398128
The only major mistake the US made was siding with the UK instead of Germany. The prospective US/German alliance would then have been merciful toward you and saved you from yourselves. A Roosevelt-Hitler handshake would have changed the course of history. Fuck Churchill: may he rot in his grave. Well, I suppose, he already has: may his bones be turned to dust and spat upon. (To say nothing of the fact that you tricked us into the first WW was well.) Jews are the misfortune of my people; British Jews are the worst of the worst of the worst.

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>>129401540
>those tabs
I had a reasonable chuckle. Thanks anon

>>129403404
>Jews are the misfortune of my people; British Jews are the worst of the worst of the worst.
Your government willingly covered up and humiliated your soldiers when Israel fucked up USS Liberty. You did absolutely nothing. If that had of been Britain, you'd have declared war. You are the Jews.

>>129398128
Hey don't forget that if the UK DID succeed in nuking America, all that fallout will be over your country within a week!

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>>129398128
>The United Kingdom should detonate every single nuclear weapon in its arsenal over major US cities
Nigger you don't have enough nukes to take out ONE major US city.

>>129404982
You could destabilize a large enough portion of a city with one nuclear weapon which would only spread further panic. It would be suicide but again, we're already dead, we need to take you out with us to prevent you getting the nuclear codes.

>>129398128
Please make sure that one of those nukes comes through my roof.

It would have been interesting if the U.S. joined the German side. Total world domination.

>>129398128
I'm trying to refute these statements but they are all pretty much true.

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>>129398128
Just because your people are too primitive to build a nuclear weapon doesn't mean that you need to get the Bongs to hit us for you.

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>>129398128
>U. S. Involvement in the Middle East lead to the Islamic rape of Europe
You could've just shut the damn doors, y'know.

>>129398807
Hello again faggot. I've met better Brits than you, frankly, you're the worst of them all. You actually think this national socialist board is a command center for nuclear genocide, you're an absolute imbecile, /pol/ is not your personal army, faggot.

>>129398128
>US fucks up the middle east
>you let dangerous shitskins in your country because of pity
>they rape your women and kill your citizens
>somehow our fault
maybe try keeping them out of your country next time?