Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

they are ugly though

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APOLAGISE

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>trusting a woman

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>>129394722
that real?

Reminder that we have been infiltrated

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>>129394097
>Bernie would've won
>Melenchon would've dismantled the EU
>Corbyn would actually deliver a Brexit
>commies actually oppose muslims, israel and immigration
>commies actually care that people have families, homes, jobs and have children above replacement level
I just want you to know, I find joy in seeing you suffer.

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NEW IMAGE OF SUSPECT FLEEING FROM THE SCENE!

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Kaya

>>129394781
yeah

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>>129394722

Good job we have Based Graham.

>>129394840
THE NORKS ON THAT

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He wasn't wrong...

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>>129394845
https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC
For Burgers

And good taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-phsjiZcE

>>129394610
>i love my sex tape

Nth for DUPosting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>>129394818
Wow. Someone spent a lot of time on that. For some reason.

>>129394805
>>129394840
>>129394897
>>129394922
This is where we see the media that was 'anti Corbyn' "suddenly" change it's tune

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>>129394840

>every party has the chance to be a party except for the northern irish parties
rude

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>>129395004

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Just finished my last easter egg lads

>>129394610
Boris got spooked by fucking Gove of all people, he's never going to be the PM.

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Fucking lol

>>129394931
Hitler was an autistic mong.

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>>129394610
Anglo-Saxons lads

>>129395077
Memes?

>>129395101
completely fucked up that sentence should be:
>has the chance to be a part of government

>>129394922
>free salmonella from the paki shop today

kek no thanks

>>129394686
Five and a half inches tbqh, but it's pretty thick and no girl ever complained.

Honestly I'm mostly worried about damaging my relationship with my friend over this. Might run the idea of shagging her by him as a joke and see his reaction.

It's weird because he treats her like a precocious little kid when it's clear what she came here to do.

My French friend is a bit of an antisocial abnormie who might be a virgin so he might not be aware about all this.

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>>129395106

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>>129395168
>The British public

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>>129395168
s-strong a-and s-stable

1000 years ago every Englishman on the island would be chopping up muslims to make a nice big fire
a big fire of body parts to sacrifice to the gods
these days? you get only a handful with balls left
truly, if you still had any nuts left you would just start war on these people

they are not English
they do not deserve to live on the island and thats all there is to it

How do we defeat Corbyn?

We need to really start taking him seriously, or we could lose this country forever.

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>>129395053
>This video will never get old
Still laugh every time

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>>129395118

And guess who was behind that?

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>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

She is a fucking moron seriously. She's the worst PM we've had, hands down. Fancy losing your majority and being given a clear sign that people don't like what you're doing, and then doing it anyway whilst being propped up by extremists. It would be hilarious if there was not so many people affected by it.

>>129395297
if this cuntry votes for him then they deserve him desu

>>129395352
Always archive
https://archive.is/0AcI6

>>129395246
Do not run the idea by him. Don't discuss it with him at all or let on to him that you've done it.

>>129395168
Reminder, Theresa May completely caused this herself and possibly ran one of the worst political campaigns In some time but still somehow managed more seats then Jeremy Corbyn.

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>>129395168

>>129395363
But what about all the innocent people who didn't vote for him anon? Do they deserve to suffer?

>>129395246
would you care if you were in his shoes?

>for some reason my sister is my property and i get to chose who she fucks

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Soooo... do we even have an explanation yet, as to exactly how Labour did so well and are now the most popular party? Nobody seems to know

>>129395246
>My French friend is a bit of an antisocial abnormie who might be a virgin
He's probably reading this right now then.

>>129395297
We need to get people to understand that the media orchestrated the narrative around May and Corbyn and that his "rise to fame" was planned.

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>>129395297
>or we could lose this country forever.
Already happened. Corbyn is so disastrous that he would destroy what's left.

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>>129395246

Look, don’t even mention it to him. It’s fuck all to do with him. And even then, he might not care. It might be something you end up laughing abotu ten years from now.

You're an adult. She's an adult. Your mate doesn't come into it.

>>129394610
>Boris scrapped barriers on terror bridge

Do these cunts want to live in a society with soldiers on every corner and barriers between the road and pavement?

They need to be asking WHY we feel it necessary to build those fucking barriers in the first place.

>>129395352
It seems her reaction to anything is as follows
>bad thing
>BAN THE INTERNET

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APOLOGISE

>>129395475
We also need to utilise the fact that May is now the underdog. Populism is a trend right now and the losers always win.

>Happening in Glasgow!
>nope
>Happening in Amsterdam!
>nope
>Happening in Essex!
>nope
fucking kill someone you stupid cunts

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The bedroom

>>129395168
Deserve every Terrorist Attack they get tbqh

>>129395491
hhnnnnngg

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>>129395053
>never get tired of walking backwards

top kek

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>>129395053
>You never get tired of walking backwards?
Gets me every time.

>>129395542
The French elected Tim Farron +Owen Jones as president and now had their state of emergency made permanent.

>>129394610
>I FUCKING KNEW this terrorist attack was the Tories fault!

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can he do it lads????

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>>129395604
"Good man! Those people died so that I could have the freedom to marry my little boytoy!"

>>129395607
And finally we need to look into Momentum and their funding, they organised a heavy internet campaign and I wouldn't be surprised if there were "dodgy" donors

>>129395246
Smash her, if it stays casual fucking he doesn't need to know, if it evolves than he should be happy for the both of you if he's a real friend

>>129395470
>Promise everyone free shit whilst opposition promises to take away people's free shit

It's not that hard. Everyone assumed UKIP voters would be against Corbyn's Labour because of immigration and Brexit but turns out they like free shit as much as da yoof do.

>>129395246
You sound like a bit of a pussy tbqh, doubt you would even be able to fuck her

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Anyone ever watched Endgame by Samuel Beckett? Required viewing for these troubled times.

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>>129395604
Yes, apologise

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>>129395667
The boudoir

http://www.strawpoll.me/13157936

http://www.strawpoll.me/13157936

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>>129395466
>>129395491
He's pretty emotional and protective of her tbqh. On the other hand he was annoyed as hell at her parents asking him to host her until she finds her own place. When I've first heard about the arrangement I told him "hey, if she's partying she might bring some friends over for you!" and he expressed disgusting saying they're ten years younger and "practically kids".

>>129395472
Nah he's asleep in the other room. I am on his sofa right now (was too drunk to drive back home), she's asleep in the guest room.

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>>129395777
>>129395887
Apologize to me goy, you didnt let me turn you into a caliphate

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>>129395112
How many did you have?

>>129395779
Yeah they probably took money from the Saudis. Like the DUP have.

Oh shit, wait.

>>129395777
Will he finally kill himself when his fuckboy leaves him?

>>129395470
UKIP voters don't actually care about the country and just want free shit. Who knew?

>>129395470
>>129395796
This.

There's one rule in democracies which are in the 'comfortable' stage: what is given cannot be taken away.

Bribery for votes. Inflation for votes.

>>129395923
*annoyed as hell at THEIR parents

>>129395773
Yes, if he forms a coalition with every other party and gets a bunch of Tories to defect to his side.
Then yes, it's possible.

>>129395246
Just fuck her. You will regret it always.

I lost my to a 16 year old french girl.

Best choice I made other then marrying my wife.

>>129395923
sounds like you shouldn't fuck her then anon

also make sure he understands what a cumslut she is, direct his attention to her flirting

>>129395639
scotch do not belong here. remove yourself

>>129395168
all electorates despise candidates who look weak, ever. May has fucked it for the tories for a while at least.

>>129395428
A reminder Labour gained a grand total of 30 seats despite how badly May's campaign was.

With the way leftists were acting, you'd think he gained the entirety of mainland Britain.

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>>129395923
Post a photo of her and we'll tell you the right path.

>>129395966
You're obviously not from around here. When does your momentum funding stop? Commie

>>129395470
One guy already said it but Labour promised the world, and a LARGE group of the British public were convinced by his good campaigning skills.

>>129395955
>people worship this man
>they don't realise that he wasn't omniscient

Everyone gets things wrong

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>>129396022
I can't see it happening, that would near enough kill the Tory party and send a shit load of voters over to ukip if NIGE comes back.

>>129395297
I hope he becomes PM after the next election tbqh

Tired of austerity

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How is an Anglo-French military alliance possible if the EU has it's own Army and we are not in the EU but France is?
>http://www.politico.eu/article/brexit-or-not-france-and-britain-deepen-military-alliance-lancaster-treaties-defense-david-cameron-nicolas-sarkozy/

>>129396106
I'm not

>>129395607
May's dead weight, her popularity is in decline and a lot of people think she's too cold and detached. Corbyn did well because he was had something to sell and because he'd been attacked for two years already, everything the papers threw at him struggled to stick.

>>129395475
Narratives need to be simple. That's too complex and nonsensical.

>>129395923
Sounds like you've already chosen to not fuck her.

Some groid will, anyway.

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Night chaps

>>129396164
I hate people like you.

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>>129396116

Since UKIP is pretty much finished and may as well shut up shop since Brexit is happening, what will Nigel do if/when he comes back? Create a new party?

>>129395773
Tory-Labour coalition govt?

>>129396159
loving shitskins is a bit more than something wrong

>>129396162
Honestly nige fucking off to dickride trump was just embarrassing, even more so now that he's talking about having to come back.

>>129395773
Yes. Tories+DUP = 2 seat majority. I can assure you there are more than 2 Tories who sympathize with Corbyn and his policies. Anna Soubry comes to mind.

Queen's Speech will not pass.

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>>129394610
Who else /voting Labour/ after the shitfest that was the Tory manifesto?

>>129396116
I'm not gonna play dumb founded here, Jeremy's campaign was miles better then Theresa's and he actually looked chilled out compared to her.

I hate to sound tin foil, but the way Theresa approached this campaign of pissing EVERYONE off in her voting base makes me think she didn't want to win.

>>129395955
>implying islam is bad

>>129395773
Think it more likely

May queen speech fails
Corbyn Speech Fails
New GE

then Corbyn speech passes.

>>129396266
Why?

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>>129396251
Sleep tight and get up early for a morning run you fat bastard x

>>129396289
They weren't even the same people then. He read the book and thought 'this is simple!' Because it is.

>>129396338
Did you mean to post this 3 weeks ago?

>>129396324
You ignore the fact Sinn fein don't vote

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Paiselywave when?

>>129396324
>Anna Soubry comes to mind.
Even Anna Soubry wouldn't come close to Corbyn.

>>129396390
You're the sort of people who would kill your own mother if someone paid you enough.

>>129396349
Salam Alekum brudda, a pristine goat will be yours tonight

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Anyone think the most likely outcome is Corbyn tabling a vote of no confidence after flipping a couple DUP MPs? 2 weeks would force another GE.

>>129396188
>Anglo-French military alliance
Why the French? I dislike the French. I still remember my journey into Northern France and trying to find the war cemetery for my great-great grandfather. There wasn't even a sign showing where it was.

>>129396542
DUP hate Corbyn due to his IRA links.

>>129396324
It fookin will, Queen must be loving this shit if they have to pander to a party that wants to bring Ireland back into the Union.

She must be wet at the chops at this coalition, this is best possible scenario for Royalists. IRA won't do shit, they're whole country is Cucked by a Gay PM and the EU

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The state of these polls.

...is May fucked?

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Democracy does wor-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_Alternative_Vote_referendum,_2011

>>129396251
Here's a nice bed time story to send you to sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4bpx8czGp4

>>129396309
He thought the Tories would handle brexit. Stupid of him to do so. The Trump dickriding will probably come back to bite him, Brits don't really seem to like him. Although having a charismatic face coming back to UKIP will help at least.

>>129396542
He'd have a better chance of flipping Tories. Not saying that isn't impossible either, though, their entire party's a hot mess right now.

>>129396458
I just woke up, has the vote already been?

>>129396478
I could see them making an exception considering how close the DUP is to Westminster now.

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>>129395053
<3 No homo love for the good Rev Paisley

>>129396693
Anon...I

>>129396344
>Jeremy's campaign was miles better then Theresa's and he actually looked chilled out compared to her.
I completely agree with that. Never intended to suggest otherwise in the original post.

>the way Theresa approached this campaign of pissing EVERYONE off in her voting base makes me think she didn't want to win.
It truly was bizarre. Even the statement she made on Friday afternoon was weird.

>>129396542
I think it's more likely that May won't get her Queens Speech Bill through parliament because of members of her own party who won't vote for it with the DUP in the plan, and Corbyn will decline to form a government (if he's smart) forcing another GE. With the added complication of Brexit negotiations and a Conservative leadership battle.

>>129396631
>Although having a charismatic face coming back to UKIP will help at least.

Might as well rename it FARAGE, he's the only thing remotely interesting about UKIP, they have no talent to draw upon.

>>129394610
Idealistic and optomistic Boris.

Figured there would not be terrorists that labour party members have played lawfare to get off the hook running people down.

How naive.

>>129396688
plus half of them want to stop brexit

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So what are good British political thrillers that are not house of cards or State of Play?

>>129394722
thats actually closer than i thought it would be

>>129396598
Fair point. 3 sadomasochist tories?

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*leans back*

*breathes in*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

*catches breath*

.................AAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are people from NI irish?

Can Corbyn still be PM I have a bet on that shit and it's still open.

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>there are Norn anons posting under the union flag right now

Show yourselves prods! Come out and fight!

>>129396716
In which case no DUP would turn.

Reminder Brit/pol/ has been infiltrated by r/LabourUK and probably momentum too

>>129395352
Why do you keep posting this you twat.

>>129396542
>Corbyn flipping a DUP

>>129396835
wot

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Serial killer Joseph Metheny who owned a burger stand and claimed to have sold burgers with his victims' flesh

>>129396498
God that man was vile.

Thank the Lord the ugly fucker kicked the bucket.

>>129395297
If the UK votes to make him their Prime fucking Minister, it deserves him

>>129395053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6xxJ7PCmdo
Seems like a nice guy.

>>129396613
Hope so, dumb bitch nearly ruined everything

>>129396898
>>129396888

>>129396934
taig cuck, BIG IAN WAS A HERO

>>129396835
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

Glad we don't have a coalition of chaos here eh lads?

>>129396917
>tfw you will never get to taste one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSWlAHD29M


>them banners
>marching through the crowd
>that big a crowd

Was ian paisly the best chance we had at nationalism ?

>>129396841
it's possible, it'd be a minority government by some distance though, likely he'd get nothing done.

>>129396855
Fuck off. Stay away from our colonists.

>>129396934
>Pope cuck detected

>>129396814
Yes Minister.

>>129396814
The Shadow Line was pretty good.

>>129396752
>I completely agree with that. Never intended to suggest otherwise in the original post.

I wasn't saying you was mate, just thought I'd insert it. I'm pretty right leaning and hate everything about Corbyn, but I have to admit he was so much better when he shouldn't of been.

>It truly was bizarre. Even the statement she made on Friday afternoon was weird.

She's completely shit the bed, I unironically think she's doing this to try and fuck up the Brexit negotiations..

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>>129396855
>irish repebulicans living in northern Ireland have to post under a union jack

>>129395542
This.

Left the army last year, people were expecting us to need to be used at some point. Should never be needed in this day and age in the UK.

Damn shame.

gonna rewatch the walking dead when it was kino back in S1, bye laddies,

sleep tight dont like the genital warts bite xx

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3 Questions bongs:
1. Why is pic related (right) so epic?
2. Why didn't pic related (left) foresee the Tories going full retard and keep UKIP around as a gun to their head electorally?
3. Will May's dumbass get canned or will her vampirism continue to reign over Parliament?

>>129396791
That's what the Labour party has literally become though, they've become a cult around one figure.

And you saw from this election, it fucking works.

>>129396917
>y-you're a big guy

>>129396949
No one can vote on who gets to become Prime Minister, leaf.

>>129396917
>LIP UP FATTY, FATTY REGGAE

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 45% (+5)
CON: 39% (-3)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 3% (+1)

(via @Survation / 10 Jun)
Chgs. w/ GE2017

jesus fucking christ hahahahaha

Fuck Theresa May. What an incompetent, useless piece of shit.

I'm now redpilled on women. They shouldn't be anywhere near positions of powers

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>Britain goes red for the last few weeks and campaign of shambles by may
>NI goes SF by the DUP getting in bed with tories

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You have been warned.

In June 2016 Boris Johnson told a Vote Leave rally:
>“I'm not only pro-immigration, I'm pro-immigrants. And I am in favour of an amnesty of illegal immigrants who have been here for more than 12 years, unable to contribute to this economy, unable to pay taxes, unable to take proper part in society.
>“I'll tell you why. Because it is the humane thing to do, it is the economically rational thing to do.”

>>129396855
Fuck off they want the cross on they're flag, take your gay PM anti Christ country and swivel

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>>129396835
Jesus Christ someone fucked up.

>>129395542
It's need here because the police are never armed

>>129397164
UKIP aren't guaranteed 200 seats minimum because of muh ma and da voted for em and so will I

>>129396716
Nope, same position as normal for DUP except they might actually have to turn up more.

SF already said no, and told corbyn no.

Corbyn won't do shit, can't do shit, and needs to shut the fuck up. So do all the labour cunts here who don't understand parliamentary process.

May is still a cunt though, always was.

>>129396116
Yeah by pandering to little children using pop stars. Gtfo with your bullshit politics boy.

>>129397104
>I wasn't saying you was mate, just thought I'd insert it.
Ah right. no worries then.

>I have to admit he was so much better when he shouldn't of been.
Considering he's spent the past decades in irrelevance campaigning for causes all over the place he's at least had some experience, even if the causes were retarded.

>I unironically think she's doing this to try and fuck up the Brexit negotiations.
Wouldn't surprise me.

>>129396835
took them a while to retract it

>>129394610
>May refusing to resign

This election was not only a betrayal of her promises but she also fucking botched a 20 point lead over Labor.

What a unscrupulous cunt.

>>129397071
>>129397251
Let them fight their own battles, black and tans.

>>129397301
True, but they can at least try and retrieve those UKIP voters who went back to Labour. I can't bare to vote Tory myself anymore, fucking useless cunts.

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This is who May has chosen to save herself, Brexit and the Tories in power.....

Prepare for Corbyn.

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>>129397243

The true Tory leader.

This fucking remoaner May is going to fuck up Breggsit. How fucking is it to tell yourope to go top themsleves? she could have done this before she called the elction. we could be out and our own free country again. instead, she has kicked in an hornets nest that we sealed with cement 20 years ago (ireland).

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>>129397221

Fucking hell...

Who would have expected this given the Tories were 20 points ahead just a short while ago.

>>129395352
her internet obsession might be the shit that tips the bucket, over her deranged head. I'd say shes in a precarious enough position, trying to keep Brexit afloat with the sharks circling - I doubt many are going to additionally back UK-wide Chink Style censorship, its not a winning populist prospect, and, on her numbers, its a defeat waiting to happen. The only explanation can be, literally:
>She is a fucking moron seriously

>>129397106
Not for long

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>>129394610
>May's preemptive strike

>>129397158
1. >epic
2. He thought that winning a public vote in a democratic country actually meant something and was sadly mistaken
3. She'll be a puppet until it's safe for the Tories to drop her entirely

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>>129397171
>For you

>>129397462
Nope, the Orangemen of Ulster are our countrymen.

>>129394922
>May throws her aides under the bus so she doesn't have to resign

Nice.

ULSTER IS BRITISH

>>129394781
Hammond needs some fucking driving lessons.

>>129397183
UK elections have become more and more Presidential and less local over the years. Especially in this election, people voted with the Party leader in mind rather than the MP. In this case, the polls wouldn't have swung so quickly in Corbyn's favor along with his approval rating

>>129396934
your time is coming taig filth

>>129396498
Never! Never! Never!

>>129397518
>T-t-they'll rejoin us one day!
>Taigs believe this

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Can't believe people are voting for the party of Rotherham and thinking they're somehow going to save the UK

Cameron should have never resigned after Brexit, I never understood that.

Unless he was fundmentally against us leaving the EU, but Politics is not a place for Fundemntalists, it's a place for Diplomats

>>129395352
>worst PM we've had

Blair irrecoverably ruined the demographics and caused all these homegrown terrorists. It's pretty much impossible to be worse than that.

>>129396917
Proper burly boy

>>129397483
this guy is a big league loser. Kay Burley made him look very weak on sky news. Its like the Tory sean spicer.

weak. soft hands. loser.

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>>129397365
>Considering he's spent the past decades in irrelevance campaigning for causes all over the place he's at least had some experience, even if the causes were retarded.

Good point despite most of these causes being bat shit retarded, you bound to have the experience to back you up.

At this point, I'm reserved to watching this shit show fall apart, I had some sincere hope for this country after brexit. But my literal smile, and optimism is gone..

>>129396553
I agree. That was the point of the question. How can we have an alliance with France that is part of the EU when we won't be in the EU? If you read the article it infers that we are the strongest units, and the ones most often at war.

>>129397618
it might have made sense if the next person on was pro leave... but yeah

>>129394781
Hammond I swear bro wtf

>>129397237
I dont think you understand how NI works kiddo

SF and the DUP are terrorists in suits. they get votes to keep the other side out. this will not change for many more generations.

>>129396917
He's a big guy

>>129397518
>he thinks a gay pajeet cares about unification

hmm

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>This is a 10/10 in Ulster

>>129397158
>Will May's dumbass get canned or will her vampirism continue to reign over Parliament?

May has a horrifying level of control over the party in the sense that she clearly demonstrated that she has a lot of dirt on many of them and media hacks capable of taking on the rest. Someone (possibly Boris although that's not certain at this stage) used her advisors to trick her into calling an election, knowing it would likely put her in a vulnerable position.

Either she has figured out who it is and has boxed them in with a threat of mutually assured destruction or she's about to get the rug totally pulled out from under her. In the case of the latter, her replacement will likely 'support' her until the end because, as a great man once said "in order to stab someone in the back, one must first get behind them".

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>>129397663

Kay Burley is a fucking awful slag, I still wont forget when she told all the people that were looking for April Jones that she was dead, she will fear the Graham soon.

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>>129397462
They're our countrymen, we will put you to the sword as we have always done

>>129397814
>sturgeon wearing a black wig

>>129397561
But we don't want you. Nobody cares. Fuck off already.

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>>129397666
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>129397585
Ian Paisley was a vile scumbag, and the world is an infinitely better place without him.

>>129397699
Even if we were still planning on staying in the EU, I wouldn't advocate an alliance with them. Can't stand them, horrible people.

>>129397539
Thank you sir. Moggs PM when?!

>>129396162
UKIP are Labourites, btw

>>129397334
This

>>129397709
That would have made alot of sense!

Post Brexit was fucking chaos the Tories Dun Goofed

>>129397735
I wonder why Westminster isn't giving more support to the Unionists, discretely or otherwise.

>>129397903
What makes you say that?

Hammond crashed again lol

>>129397514
What else can be done to prevent extremists using the internet to coordinate attacks?

There don't seem to be a lot of options and a brown-people holocaust might not play out too well in the papers.

>>129397918
Why do we have to answer this question every fucking election?

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>>129397918

Never, Mogg will be Chancellor in the Brady Reich.

>>129397918
never, too eloquent for the proles and too right wing for the globalists

>>129397404
It's because she is a fucking robot from the political class who is disconnected from what people actually want.
She speaks in nothing but soundbites.
These people's minds still operate as if we live in an age of newspaper media, where they speak like that so the one line they want as a message gets printed.

In the digital ages their robotic statements get watched live and uploaded to Youtube and watched over and over and turned in to memes.

Corbyn, as nuts as he is, at least has a personality of his own and something other than committee approved policy points designed to appeal to everyone and no one.

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>>129395297
Ruth Davidson

Not a Tory but she could be the best thing to happen to the Conservative party if she was leader.

>>129398028
His republicanism

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Goodnight lads.

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>>129398046

>>129397555
>>129397602
>>129397787
>>129397824

See>>129397814
>>129397838

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>>129397904
It's already signed and it's for 50 years.

>>129398098
memes aside, redpill me on Brady-san

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>tfwnabb

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>>129398118

>Dyke
>Scottish
>Remainer

No fucking way, Based Graham or nothing.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6xxJ7PCmdo

>tfw we threw Ulster under the bus
>tfw we threw hong kong under the bus

This is the worst possible time for this shit to happen, but if anything it's gonna be fucking entertaining next week

>>129398188
YANKSposter you got some work to do

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think may is CHOOSING to stay PM

absolutely howling

she is still PM because she will have been told that her political career is over the second she is not PM, and there will have been other vague half-threats besides. she has no choice in the matter. once the tories get their act together she will be replaced, but let's not pretend any of this is up to her.

So this poll putting Labour ahead has to have sealed Mays fate, the 1922 aren't going to keep her on after tuesday now

>>129394610
>Playing the blame game on Boris

What the fuck?

Might as well blame the fucking car manufacturers.

If I told you that Britain left the European Union two weeks ago, you never would have known the difference

Brexit is fucking retarded and distracts Brits from the real issues facing the country.

Once you do leave, you will never notice a difference with your daily life than you did a year ago. There will still be immigrants all over your cities, you will still be taking in refugees and you will still be having free trade with other countries. In fact, it's more likely you'll end up with some free trade deal with China or India rather than with white European countries.

>>129398167
>2 Anglos against 4
Nice proof.

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>>129398275

>The man that saves the Tory party and Brexit

If the torys aren't true conservative then what is?

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>>129398070
>American education
>>129398098
Who dis
>>129398104
>Mfw no Moggs Reich

>>129398306
She made her bed and the party are going to make sure she lies in it till it's time to replace her, I agree.

>>129398367
>white European countries

Such as?

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>>129398416

Britain's next Prime Minister.

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I want to have cheeky out of wedlock sex with her desu

I'm trying to think why Ulster-men will switch their vote if the DUP cosy up with the Tories. Ulster-men are famous for supporting pro-Ulster parties - nothing more and nothing less; the only way these lads will switch their vote is if DUP called for an independent Republic Norn Ireland.

As for rebel Tories, wouldn't they be suspended or expelled from the election, creating a by-election where a new loyal Tory MP will be elected.

It seems all these pessimists are being a bit too pessimistic.

Cut off my best friend, mother and sister cos they voted Labour.

Feels kinda cruel but is has to be done

>>129394781
hammond is such a fucking tosser I swear

>>129398167
i wouldn't care in economic terms if they went, norn ire is a drain on the economy

you are a silly sod if you think ireland will have a healthy economy in the years following reunification though, it might just push you over the edge actually which is why in all honesty i want to see unification happen, watching ireland collapse would be a right laugh. you're teetering on the knife edge as it is.

>>129398062
wtf has 50 million-odd browser histories landing by GCHQ got to do with terrorists meeting under a bridge, and renting a van from B&Q?

Even the Great British Public arent that thick - point being, she really aint in a position to be chancing her arm with shit like this, it aint gonna fly on a majority of -6. She either hasnt realised the fact yet, or, more likely, doesnt care. Her obsession with this nonsense is inexplicable. It also rally has fuck all to do with terrorism, not a fucking jot.

>>129397918
https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

Read the pastebin. includes on Mogg

>>129398306
why not?

i think being responsible for the biggest political fail in history is a bit of a career ending in itself

>>129398560
>Women
They're animals and they must learn their place or risk losing it.

>>129398258
>>tfw we threw hong kong under the bus
How? HK are doing tremendously well in all areas, even sustainability believe it or not.

>>129398028
Simple.

He was responsible, not only through the vile rhetoric he employed, but by his connections to the UPV and likely the UVF and UDA, for the senseless, motiveless murder of Catholics across Northern Ireland, the destruction of Catholic property, and the destabilisation of the whole region.

His group, the UPV, carried out well documented bombings on infrastructure and then blamed the IRA. In essence, he attempted to engineer a crackdown on Catholics. He oppossed Catholic civil rights marches, and peddled nonsense conspiracy theories about an imminent IRA threat.

Without Paisley, it is unlikely the conflict would have broken out as quickly as it did, and wi the intensity that it did.

>>129398560
which of their body parts did you cut off?

Who has the meme of the British flag colored guy t-bagging the Irish guy and forcing him to say "God save the Queen." So goddamn funny.

>>129398521
Will he make a decent PM? I know nothing about the guy.

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>>129398530
>I want to have cheeky out of wedlock sex with her
These people think line dancing is immoral.
(Fucking loving this shit.)

>>129398321
>>129398306

I imagine internal polling will have shown a drubbing was coming anyway. So I think the 1922 committee will have been sharpening their knives for the past week anyway.

anon is right though, May is just a hostage being kept in place because the 1922 committee are scared the remain wing will put a pro-remain PM in place (i.e. Rudd, if Rudd's seat wasn't so marginal).

The worst bit is that, until they know they can govern properly, they won't want to force a leadership contest and because it may involve some blood letting, the destability, especially if another Brexiteer wins, might push some liberal/wet tories to undermine their own party.

>>129398610
yankstains out reeee

>>129398288
what do you mean

>>129398306
As I've said previously, nobody will want to be PM now.

The tories will need a new leader post Brexit anyway. May might as well stay on until 2019 and leave when Brexit is done.

Makes no sense for Tories to rock the boat now.

>>129398711

He's a proper right wing Tory, pro-Brexit, grammar schools, voted against gay marriage.

He was one of the few people that David Cameron was scared of.

>>129398445
Poland, Croatia, Hungary, and Austria

>>129398610
Cringeworthy FAQ.

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>>129398174
Oh for goodness sake. Anyone but the French, seriously. Why not the Dutch or Portuguese?

So when do people thing Boris will throw in his challenge for the leadership?

>>129398923
He won't

he's far too clever for that.

>>129398599
Another example of Celtophobia from the English.

>>129398688
Sounds like my kind of man then.
I wish it was Adams who kicked the bucket.

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i was one of only six hundred and something ukip voters in my constituency

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I hope you disgusting pedo FREAKS remember that you own our dumbass cuntry too.

Just out of curiosity, how come you guys don't like Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh? I'm not really familiar with her, so I'm kinda curious what she's done that's so note worthy, other than being a Nat.

>>129398688
Translated from Taig to English:

WAAAAAAAH! Why wouldn't Paisley just surrender to us Taigs and submit to our vile, barbaric demands.

Fuck off Irish-nigger.

>>129399080

I hope you didn't waste your vote some a Labour MP won it lad.

>>129399156
>scottish

>paki

>leftist

>>129399080
UKIP didn't even stand in my area. Ended up voting Conservative because I liked the guy standing more than the party itself.

>>129398306
Um...duh? She ended up with the worst possible situation to be in, I think everyone can see that.

Scenario 1
>Corbyn beats her
>Fuck it, she gets to step down rationally and doesn't have to be remembered as the PM that botched the EU exit, crippling Britain and causing what will probably be a 5-7 year long recession
Scenario 2
>She gains an outright majority, crippling the Labour party
>Great, she gets to focus solely on the EU exit, and with her cabinet, gets to play the blame game given she has majority to get anything through parliament

She couldn't have foreseen Scenario 3, though. She won with JUST the right number of votes in order to make her leaving suspicious, and without getting a majority, leaving her no choice but to enlist the DUP.

>>129399156
screeches like a banshee

>>129399080
>and 500k nationally

>>129398878
I like it. I hope you get the vampire out, she's gonna screw the pooch on Brexit imo.

>>129398375
>Implying those two 'anglos' aren't Taigs stirring up trouble as ususal.

>>129399132
subhuman cunt

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>>129398878
Are you just memeing or has he become influential (eg might enter the cabinet)? Need people like him in the corridors of power, desu

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>>129399062
>Break up civil rights marches

>Murder innocent Catholics

>Get angry and surprised when they fight back

>Then play the victim for decades

Crikey, the English are worse than the Pakis.

Well, they're one and the same now, I suppose.

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>>129399304
Hello father

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>>129399132
If only more Ulstermen had been sentenced to transportation, Aussies might not be such whinging pussy metrosexuals now.