Kurt is the true 8d chess master

>>129394321
He can't help himself can he?

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Pretty much this gif IRL.

>>129394321
He's STILL trying to run damage control on this shit?

>my imaginary friends found it HILARIOUS, actually

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>j-joke's on you guys im lmaoing right now

>>129394321
Kurt, just take the L and shut the fuck up already.

>>129394321
Kikenwald is legitimately delusional. He makes up fake stories about tentacle porn searches, fake stories about seizures, fake stories about seizures causing him to pay a CP producer and he just doubles down. Completely delusional and incapable of telling the truth.

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"I-It was just a prank, bro!"

>>129394321
>i was only pretending to be retarded

Why not just admit you got caught looking at porn? Doesn't really have anything to do with his integrity as a journalist and if he was really ashamed of it he wouldn't do it in the first place.

>>129395445
>fake stories about seizures causing him to pay a CP producer
whoa, didn't hear about this one

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>>129394321
He needs to be brought back on.

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>>129395696
I think this guy is Louise Menchse or whatever tier nuts. She would just say that Russians uploaded the porn to her bookmark without her noticing it though.

>>129395763
It was the one where he was doing a story about some underage teenager producing porn of himself (I think?) for older men and then he kept paying the guy for administrator privilege to his website. When he got called out on it he claimed he didn't remember doing it because he his epilepsy fucks with his memory.

How very convenient, right?

>>129394321
This faggot is the worst liar I've ever seen. Jew Goldstein should've finished the job.

he looks like a real life costanza

>>129396074
At least Mensch has an excuse in that she self-admittedly fried her brain on hard drugs.

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Tick tock... your days are numbered.

This one time in kindergarten I pooped my pants. Nobody got it though, the joke. See, I did it on purpose.

>>129394321
What is tentacle porn?

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>>129395763
Yeah he paid a CP producer $2,000 to produce a 14 year old to jerk off for him. He watched the video 22 times in 7 days, or an average of 3 times a day.

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>>129395362
>when his family and kids catch him watching tentacle witches hentai

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>>129395445
Oy vey!

>>129394321
>It was just typical Jewish family conversation.
>It was just a prank all along, hehe! Lmaoing with my friends atm.
Jews should disown him for being so terrible liar.

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>>129394321
He sucks at damage control.

>>129394321

If this were true why did he block me for making fun of tentacle porn and hentai if the story was so fake?

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>>129394469
seriously he is like the quintessential lolcow who somehow stumbled into mainstream meteor prominence
>>129395362
i think kurt honestly believes he's BTFOing people every time he makes a further unnecessary explanation tweet. it's like larponymous5 getting hired by the new york times

>>129397122
Everyone would have accepted him being a degenerate who jerks at weep cartoons and maybe would have been supportive.

But I bet his kids now hate him because he made entire America think they brought up the conversation about the hentai. And I can't even imagine how ashamed his wife is, probably thinking of divorce. What a rat, he brings everyone down before admitting he has a problem.

literally this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1zqLK9O2I
skip to 0:30

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>>129394321
This is so weird.. Now all of his "friends" know about this? How can one man shoot himself in the foot so many times without bleeding to death?

>>129394321
this man is the greatest troll this generation has, or will ever, seen.

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He should share a prison cell with Weiner.

>>129394321

This is just viral advertising for the new seaosn of Curb

>>129397471
>I DID IT ON PURPOSE

pretty much

>all my friends etc.
it's huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

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>>129394321
Oh lord, that's the last thing he should have done. Let alone go and tweet about it.

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Keep digging Kurt.

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>>129395317
This. I want proof of these friends' correspondence Kurt.

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>>129394321
And thank you Kurt, for continuing to be an example of exactly how NOT to handle a PR crisis

>>129398639

He's IRL george costanza.

>>129394321
Tucker needs to Kurt Eichenwald back on his show, and sort this out.

>>129394321
This guy is a big fat mess

>>129399057
>just in case I have any friends left let me detail to you my hentai habits in a personal e-mail

>>129397414
It's like a 15 year old from the 90s just discovered bulletin boards. The guy clearly has mental issues and is stunted developmentally. Probably some sort of long term addiction to some sort of substance. Could just be alcohol, though could be anything. He's definitely lacking in emotional maturity, that's for sure. And he's dumb as rocks... you really do have to wonder how the fuck he got so far in life.

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holy fuck, just

>>129396662
3.14 times per day actually

>>129395445
>Completely delusional and incapable of telling the truth.

sounds like the average kike

>>129394321
> looks at feed
Tucker was right, this guy is mentally ill.

Maybe that degenerative desease only Jews get

>>129396621
>What is tentacle porn?
The weirdest fucking thing ever to come out of Japan, and that's definitely saying something.

>>129395445
Well yeah he is Jewish...

>Tucker "Sending Eichenwald to Buchenwald" Carlson

>>129404891
not really
I've seen some stuff on liveleak that was actually cringe inducing, and I'm not using the word like most people do
in Japan they do really fucked up stuff

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>>129394321
guy can't take a joke

>>129394321
I don't know what's funnier, the thought of him desperately, frantically spamming his friends with emails containing obviously bullshit explanations, or the idea that doesn't actually have any friends to explain things to.

>>129394321
I love how 2016 election has exposed the fact that the political and journalistic scene is full of lolcow tier "trolls" like this kike and the black grandson fag

>>129401669
Crack addiction. And the obvious mental illness of pedophilia.

>>129405051
This. This I would like to see play out IRL in this timeline. Mr. President, can you please please please make this happen? That would most definitely cement your 2020 re-election in place.

>>129404891
It definitely isn't the weirdest thing to come out of Japan. Take a trip over to /d/ sometime.

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>>129394321
Eichenwald is going to commit suicide.

The guy has been made a complete mockery of countless times, and now the whole nation knows he's a sick, degenerate, pedophilic anime porn masturbater.

check 'em

>>129394321
ONE OF US
GOOBLE GOBBLE

Hahahaha guys I was pretending guys? Guys?

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>>129406111
>"She was once a beautiful woman..."

If he was slightly less socially retarded he could have got away with the tabs troll idea. Failing that the best response would have been no response, it would have spread around right wing twitter but probably fizzled out. The very worst thing to do would be to blatantly lie about it like he did.

I can't wait to see what wacky hijinks he gets up to next

>>129406966
Checked

>>129406966
yah well ok goodnight Irene.

>>129404891
>tentacles
>weirdest shit outta Nippon
do you even /d/?

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>>129406966

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Kurt “Celebrating the Tentecost” Eichenwald
Kurt “20,000 Doujins Under the Sea” Eichenwald
Kurt “Looking for Tentacle Love on All the Wrong Pages” Eichenwald
Kurt “Suckered in by Doujins” Eichenwald
Kurt “Squid Beak” Eichenwald
Kurt “Reeled Himself In” Eichenwald
Kurt “Implicates His Kids When Caught Hunting for Squids” Eichenwald
Kurt “Giant Yid” Eichenwald
Kurt “Surfing for Cephalopods” Eichenwald
Kurt “Masturbates to Invertebrates” Eichenwald
Kurt “Sprayin’ to Ink” Eichenwald
Kurt “Kraken Kiker” Eichenwald
Kurt “Wrong Camouflage” Eichenwald
Kurt “Shunga Shill” Eichenwald
Kurt “Tentacle Rape is No Jape” Eichenwald
Kurt “Release the Kiken” Eichenwald
Kurt “Nuttin’ to Nautili” Eichenwald
Kurt “Mollusc Molester” Eichenwald
Kurt “Jackin’ to the Kraken” Eichenwald
Kurt “Caught on the Net” Eichenwald
Kurt “Beating off his Sperm Whale” Eichenwald
Kurt “Deep Sea Dickings” Eichenwald
Kurt “Suckerberg” Eichenwald
Kurt “Orthodox Orthocone” Eichenwald
Kurt “Vampire Sqyid” Eichenwald
Kurt “Calamari Connaisseur” Eichenwald
Kurt “Tentacle Rape Researcher” Eichenwald
Kurt "Put Unagi in a Loli" Eichenwald
Kurt "Under 8-legs and I Ain't Fuckin" Eichenwald
Kurt "Struggle-Cuttlefish" Eichenwald
Kurt "Put Sushi in Your Tushi" Eichenwald
Kurt "Faps Cousteau" Eichenwald
Kurt "Uzumaki Bukkake" Eichenwald
Kurt "Calamari Petting Safari" Eichenwald
Kurt "pictures/dont look/dont look/cp" Eichenwald

>throwing grease on a fire

>>129394321
>trying to pretend hes laughing at us and not the other way around

oh Kurt

>>129394321
He decided 4chan was his ticket to media manipulation. LOL

>>129401669
Dude he's just a jew. I work with one just like this guy

>>129394321
The Chris-chan of MSM.

>>129408990
He really does remind me of CWC. It says a lot about how far Jewish nepotism goes that someone this autistic and mentally off could become such a prominent journalist

>>129394321
here's the thing though. If he survives this, it will prove he is anti fragile. If this doesn't get him fired, then nothing short of raping a baby will.

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>>129394321
Die already Kurt! Why are we living with these fucking kikes man!? Why!?

>>129404179
Is that the kid he paid for CP?

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>>129400416

>>129405665
>took a trip over to /d/
>clicked on a tentacle porn thread

WTF?

>>129410829
yup

>>129394321
>"Haha I'm l-laughing at it y-you mean trolls can't m-make me c-c-c-cry!"