Nazis watch out, the left is taking gender-affirming BJJ lessons

>>129393706
I'm sure those fags need to learn to cock grappling moves

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plz no bash

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>>129393706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8&t=160s#t=03m29s

>>129393980

Gut-wrenching keks. Thanks anon.

>>129393706
>one bjj lesson

def ready, and i have an appreciation for the irony of fighting for refugees and then lamenting the pulse nightclub shooting

>>129393706
God is dead, we killed him

>>129394529
Better watch your back, though, these girls are fierce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6gu_4q6nsI#t=151

>>129394935
>>129393706
fuggg... not even three years will get you fucking purple level... kek.

>>129393980
I know the person who makes those bats. Not well but enough that I know where they are all stockpiled along with the other weapons

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>>129395587
> I know the person who makes those bats
Good for you

>>129393706
I hope some faggot leftist tries to fight me

>>129395467
I was a white belt/no belt for 18 months, these people are clueless

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God dammit, I hope there is a war and these faggots get drafted to die in some shit hole for a meaningless cause.

They will take a couple of classes, to actually get good at BJJ you need to stick with it for YEARS. I doubt they even roll for real, probably just drill technique.

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>>129396001
How many non-binary people were attending the classes with you?

>>129395295
Is that a real mustache?

>>129393706
If you faggot are having trouble keep San Fransisco in check....Good luck with Texas

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>>129396433
Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfAdlPnGx8

>>129396001
What's your favorite/specialty type?
Mine is shoulder/elbow locks. I still get panicked the fuck out fighting the RNC.

>>129393706
>What are some of the most memorable actions or events The Degenderettes have organized?
>We mostly just throw queer clothing swaps and dance parties where the punch is spiked with hormones. There was that time we were offered a gallery show in San Francisco, so we brought a urinal and smashed it with a pink sledgehammer, which was fun. Different members made other cool things for that show, like axe-scented tampons, tampon guns, weapons made from bike parts, a birth-certificate shredder, home-made hormone tinctures, a club jacket soaked in menstrual blood, and so on. Collecting all that blood from different members was particularly exciting – I don’t have a uterus, so I gave a pint from my vein (don’t ask me how we did that).

tfw no Jordan Peterson to help you sort yourself out.

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>>129396813
What a bunch of broken, mess of a human bean. Don't these people have parents that worry about the retarded shit they do?

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>>129393706
>The Degenderettes
I think she misspelled "Degenerates"

Someone should post this on a gun forum. I wonder if the cuckservatives support these faggots or not

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Anyone here do Taekwondo?
>>129396813
what the fuck

>>129395587
I met this “scout” creature. Typical resentful girl trying hard to look like a dude but not succeeding due to small stature/low test/ACTUALLY BEING A FUCKING GIRL and then deciding she's "genderqueer" Lord forgive me for writing that word.

I never rolled with her but guessing she's shit due to the trans/punk community ethos of DIY which basically means "I don't need skill, skill is patriarchal, I can teach jiujitsu if I feel like it!”

SIGH no it doesn't work like that, you need to actually put in work and hours on the mat drilling and learning. Jiujitsu is not a feminist theory class where all viewpoints are valid.

>>129397273
The Degenerettes

>>129397180
>Boomers

there's your answer

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>>129397339
The part where they brag about "harassing organizations like The Salvation Army, which claim to do good but actually hate on queers" should rustle a few jimmies.

>>129395295
Oh God! I can't tell if that's satire or real.

>>129396813
nigga what the fuck am i reading. Do they not realize they're disgusting freaks of nature or is knowing you're getting a ton of negative attention the draw?

>>129393706
>One lesson
>Probably think they're masters
I, on the other hand, am a master of the martial art, kilk-pow.

>>129398097
Im a master of the martial art zyk lon bee

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>>129393706
>One lesson
Isn't brazilian jiu jitsu only ground work? Sure it'll help if you're getting raped, but thats about it.

>>129393980
this is the new Fedora + Katana

>>129395885
this fag must have been playing Life is Tumblr for a while

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>>129393706
Is this the final boss of identity politics?

>>129393706

Why would this not subtly Red Pill?

Once you realize that violence is the wellspring of Rights...You are half way to goose stepping.

>>129396813
Shit like this makes me want to become religious

>>129396813
if you told me this was satire I would believe you

>>129398402
KEK i see it

>>129394299
this

>>129395295
Those poor fuckers have no idea just how burned they're gonna get when ISIS start calling the shots.

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>>129398559
Yes.

Are you ready to submit to the matriarchy, misogynist scum?

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>>129398559
Not even close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXy2IoqwNjw

>>129398343
Its mostly ground work, though when I did to bjj my instructor taught our group some upright techniques like elbow and shoulder locks/breaks.

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>>129398849
Hot

>>129396645
>Gets paid for working for the circus
I believe him.

>>129398849
>tfw no qt mma gf to try and submit my pee-pee

>>129397180
kek

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>Bring buddy
>Proceed to stomp the shit out of groundhugger

Your wushu can't save you now, shitheels.

>>129398849
I'd use Trumpfu and grab her by the pussy.

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>>129393706
Antifa opened a gym in Chicago.

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>>129397463
>girl trying hard to look like a dude
That's a woman? But where does the mustache come from? Is it fake?

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>>129393706
>6'1 185 pounds
i would like to see these faggots try.

>>129398343
Pretty much, does little to prepare you on how to take a punch or a shin kick too. That's another learning curve these pussies won't ever get to, especially if all they're doing is drilling and barely even rolling.

this reminds me of the swole left thing from a few months ago where some fat fuck who lifted for a month thought he was a badass

>>129399159
This, the only thing bjj is good for in a street fight is keeping your hands occupied while people use your skull like the launchpad for a stomp rocket.

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>>129393980

Those things won't save them.....

>>129393706
Literally the gayest shit sport for pussies that they could choose. At the very least try regular jiu jitsu, or just jew magic

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>>129399410
kek

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>>129395069
And he rose again on the third day

>>129395069
No, summer child, the jew is eternal.

>>129398991

The unvarnished truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Yb9WiqCzM

>>129396674
I go to 10th planet so we do no gi. Thr instructor that handles our class has a hard on for chokes and our program was more based on 4 combianations of 12 moves which were required to promote. With that said I love triangle chokes, armbars double jointed and wrasslin kinds and baiting people into dogfight.

>>129394299
i love how the one guy is so hyped watching the casing fly out.

>>129398849

This is hilarious. He looks like he's enjoying himself too much.

>>129393706
>jiu-jitsu
>Monkey jiu-jitsu

>>129399939

I wonder if you've ever been properly punched on the point of your chin.

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>>129399880
>having a muscular woman grapple you in the club
im hard.

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>>129399939
>I go to 10th planet
Does Eddie show up and teaches classes or does he just own the place?

>>129398849
Honestly best foreplay there is, when she doesn't come easy

>>129400262
I go to DTLA HQ which is where Eddie schedules his regular classes unless hes overseas teaching.

>>129393706
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e24_1399498421&comments=1

They're going to get a gender affirming drop with a sudden stop if they ever lay a finger on Right Wing Men (the only kind of men.)

>>129395295
What the fuck did I just watch.

>>129393706
>bringing martial arts to what will 100% be a gun fight
Wew

>>129397785
Comments are disabled. Ergo, it's real.

As ridiculous as they are, they're still winning. What passes for the right in this country is afraid to wield power because of imaginary morals.

There is only power and those willing to use it. If I killed 10 million of my political enemies, it wouldn't matter if anyone called me immoral because I'd still be in a winning position. That's all that matters.

you really believe they are going to stick around and commit to bjj? they will take a couple of lessons and convince themselves they are mma gods and quit.

>>129395295
Jesus.
Literal vandalism.

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>>129399510
The #swoleleft guy was pretty funny

>>129403581
Jesus. Cringe city.

>>129393980
All posing with 'weapons' they've never used, and probably never will. They're fucking insane if they think they're under some direct threat anyway. Nobody's hunting down queers and beating them, but they are hunting down normies and attacking.

I'd love for some skinny, out of shape woman to attack me with a bat. It'd be so goddamn easy to shove it up their twat, and I wouldn't even get in trouble for it. I'd video record them laying there, crying, with a baseball bat shoved 9 inches into their dried up uterus, and I'd be taunting the shit out of them while they cover their face.

>>129397273
It's an obvious play on words.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyVSZg3Z4Bw

>>129399358
gayest fuckin shit i've read this year

>>129393980
>white bitch with blue hair wearing a kimono thing

Isn't that cultural appropriation? Something SJW types hate (unless it's nigs doing stuff white people have done, then they're "brave" or some shit)?

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>>129393980
>implying that scrawny fuck could even lift that axe off the ground for more than 10 seconds without resting it on his shoulders

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>>129395295
Holy shit the pigtails with the 1920's highclass mustache...I so was not ready.

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>>129405601
An antifa/swoleleft cross-fit gym would be hilarious, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQoec2JI08

>>129398849
>women : feelin tough
>men : feeling good
win win

>>129393706
>post on twitter about how all forms of martial arts are part of toxic masculinity and/or any white person practicing non-european martial arts, like brazilian jiu-jitsu are guilty of cultural appropriation
>everyone involved in this leftist larp nonsense is now a literal nazi and hated by their peers
I give it three weeks before this happens

>>129393706
>>129393980
Seriously do you think these people think they're serious or do they have self acknowledgement of larping? Their entire ideology stems from taking away masculinity and every kind of physicality looked down upon (yes I know how the psychological aspects of communist work and how they rationalize violence). Do they seriously think they'll be able to hold their own in a fight?

>>129393706
>Been boxing at least 3 times a month every week for 7 years
>These retards think one BJJ lesson will save them from an uppercut

>>129406596
No thanks not interested in watching dumbasses shoulders and knees go the wrong ways.

>>129393706
>be american
>use bat as weapon
Are they too autistic to understand than this will get them shot?

>>129407246
It's SF no open carry and CC is only approved for the political (((elites)))

>>129393706
Hyperlul! My sides... it hurts please stop!

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>>129407146
>at least 3 times a month every week for 7 years

cool bro

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>>129406932
They obviously won't commit themselves to anything. It's all aesthetics, nothing more than bucket list ethics, they'll dabble in something just long enough to talk about it and take a couple of selfies before moving to the next shallow "life experience".

These idiots are totally lost and broken, unfortunately a lot of people are and not just on the left.

>>129407146
I don't think these retards know what real right wing men are like...I think they're used to seeing republican cucks or something. If they're looking at those that are genuinely hard right, my experience is that there's a lot of training with guns, and a lot of training with fighting. A friend of mine who is very redpilled and very right, literally has been involved in martial arts since before he was nine. Wrestling, boxing, juijitsu, traditional karate (he complains about it all the time and gave it up), muay thai, his own style. Others that are hard right always seem to have something in the way of physicality training. These dumbasses don't know what they're asking for.

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>>129406932
Their ideology also revolves around the delusion that "the people" will do all the fighting and hard work. The fact that they're weak, shitty, irresponsible people is precisely what attracts them to Communism in the first place. Of course if they ever got their wish, they'd soon find themselves being dragged out into the street and shot for counter-revolutionary laziness.

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>>129393980
The beating you get for trying to use a weapon will be much worse. Also
>a fucking sledgehammer
for the life of me I can't figure out how she intends to use that on someone who isn't just laying down

>>129407816
Exactly, but now these people are at the very least acting like they're training to be on the frontlines of a fight...it's obviously for show right? They don't think they're going to accomplish anything in a physical altercation right?

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>>129393980
Never send a queer to get a bat. They like these shiny queer things. What you want is a Louisville slugger.

>>129408087
They think "being on the right side" means that they'll successfully accomplish whatever they set out to do. They are incapable of understanding that the motivation behind the action does not determine the outcome. It's why they're always so disorganized and unprepared and why they are so confused when things don't turn out the way they thought it would

>>129395885
I have looked into the abyss and it has looked back at me.

>>129395295
i was not ready for that fucking mustache

>>129395295
Bathroom dance party! Soo.... cool?

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>>129406932
Also :
>Their entire ideology stems from taking away masculinity and every kind of physicality looked down upon
Yeah, it's pretty funny. Their attempts to meme the "swole left" and "resistance gyms" are doomed to failure from the beginning, because the moment a numale can lift something heavier than a soy latte they've developed highly problematic TOXIC MASCULINITY, and will begin oppressing womyn and LGPTQP with their very presence. Also there's strong scientific and anecdotal evidence that men getting significantly stronger, and therefore higher testosterone, shifts their politics to the right considerably.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2325414/Men-physically-strong-likely-right-wing-political-views.html

>>129408698
Whyyyyy

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>>129398849
why don't girls like this go to my school

>>129398971
>>129398343
Right, but those standing techniques are pretty pointless unless you have the striking distancing and footwork behind it. If you're straight bjj practitioner you're going to the ground asap.

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>>129408794
>why

She wanted him to take her to the gym but he was trying to work, which is a shitty excuse.

>>129393706
>hating on salvation army

REEEEEEEE

RIP AND TEAR

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>>129407213
>No thanks not interested in watching dumbasses shoulders and knees go the wrong ways.

>not ankles

>>129408934

God Kellyanne Conway is fit as FUCK

>>129408028
You obviously don't know your kung-fu very well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyPjLiZ988o#t=4820

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>>129399866
>summer child
I want to call you a faggot but using words like summer proves you aren't a redditcuck. I'm conflicted familia

>>129393706
Leftists as a group lack the discipline and work ethic to learn a martial art or lift weights. While there will always be small pockets of Leftists who get into these things, it will never be widely adopted.

>>129408767
It's because betas are collectivists while alphas know they can get anything they want.
The moment you gain any kind of self respect a mental shift happens, if they don't stop being leftwing they start ordering their brethren around because communism is just fascism with extra steps

>>129408028
Maybe if you were strong enough you could jab with it until an opportunity for a swing comes up? Of course she/he just thinks it's intimidating and that's all she/he is concerned with.

>>129408493
Interesting, I've never thought about it like that. It seems very common sense to me, but obviously we're basically dealing with childlike minds.

>>129400655
Has a lifelong wrestler come in to grapple with you guys and start taking classes? What's your experience if so.

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>>129409302
That shows what you'd expect though, i.e. that an improvised weapon with the wrong weight distribution for fighting sucks. You'd be better off with a regular hammer. (If you look up historical medieval warhammers and maces, the heads are *far* smaller than you see in fantasy and RPGs.)

>>129407213
I'm actually very interested in that

>>129410210
That's because they countered heavy armour, more force over a smaller surface area on the back of a man's helmet was all you needed

Now that nobody wears armour they're impractical unless someone gets in swinging distance and also highly likely to get you jailed 20 years for manslaughter

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>>129409219
lel, there's a definite resemblance. Somebody tweet this to her and demand to know why she hasn't disclosed this other career to the American people.

>You will never deflower cheerleader Kellyanne

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>>129410234
/fit/ may be able to help you, they're not fans of crossfit

>>129399358
They really are clueless, this whole relativism bullshit, and getting emotionally unstable when told you're doing something wrong hits a damn stone wall in martial arts (genuine not mcdojo's), and the reason is if you don't abide by objectivity and understand how to do something wrong and exude a bit of humbleness...you're going to get punched in the face many many many times over.

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>>129393706
I shot children better at fighting than this in Afghanistan. Communists can't seem to work out how exactly violence works, they are genetically inferior.

>>129396813
>birth certificate shredder
>Muh gender
>Muh doctor assigned wrong

Thats a fine and dandy, down with the white supremacist capitalist patriarchy, but what are you going to do when ypu lose your drivers license or state id?

Theres tons of other times you need a birth certificate to identify yourself. I needed it for my first job amd joining the military.

>these freaks
>a job
>military

I know...just an example

>>129398343
BJJ is really great ground work but it relies on you and the person you're doing BJJ to to be playing by a certain set of rules. In the real world, anything goes, and all the BJJ skills in the world won't mean a thing when a guy's 15 feet away from you pointing a gun at you.

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>>129408229
Never get cocky, they are wielding a weapon in their hands and most of these people are mentally ill degenerate stoners that claim that they're the victims. If one of them got mad and rushed at you you'd HAVE to protect yourself, chances are they'd try to attack you and get away with it. Always be prepared. If they swing a bat at you you're fucking done if you don't have serious protection, just look at the guy who got attacked by that sissy with the bikelock.

>>129393706
>Brazilian jiu-jitsu
??????
You mean capoeira? That's literally a fucking dance.

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>>129397823
It's almost a sad cry for help, in a healthy non-jewed society they would probably have gotten the help they needed. Instead their mental illnesses were encouraged, celebrated, and made permanent through chemical and surgical mutilation of their bodies.

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>>129412689
No you retarded monkey, you don't even know your own country's greatest contribution to martial arts.

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>>129395295
literally obsessed with bathrooms and toilets. Life is so base and pointless for these people they have to obsess over where they piss all day long.

>>129413014
Isn't BJJ derived from Japanese Jujutsu though? Might be what he meant.

>>129400262
dude there's a BUNCH of 10th planet locations, it's not just one place. and i don't think eddie teaches at one place every day anyways

>>129413014
Oh, that. We actually call it Gracie (At least where I live), and SJWs would probably pick the dance because muh diversity power.

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>>129396813
>tfw real life has FAR surpassed satire in terms insanity

>>129414011
Checked.

And how can The Onion even compete?

>>129393706
>Then the Pulse shooting happened, and I impulsively bought a dozen more blem bats

So, real, bonafide Islamophobia?

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>>129393980
>We need weapons to defend ourselves!
>But guys guns are bad!
>Let's get a bunch of baseball bats to defend ourselves from the gun-toting nazis!

They look like they belong in Thunderdome.

>>129414396
I love the doublethink here too. If they wanted to actually protect faggots they'd be selling pink pistols, not baseball bats.

Omar Mateen was a Model Teetn, but if for some reason you wanted to stop him you'd need a .40 caliber solution, not a stick with some paint on it.

>>129393980
What are they going to do when they run screaming at a white dude holding their bat and he draws a pistol and mag dumps in them?

>>129393706
I wonder many of these retards think BJJ will make them better at punching nazis.

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>>129414011
>>tfw real life has FAR surpassed satire in terms insanity

>>129393706
>secret bro art of Brazilian jiu-jitsu
>secret

herewegoagain

>>129395295
Tenacious adhesive

>>129412525
But I guarantee none of them have ever been in a fight and they would definitely hesitate before they swung. I'm no self-defense expert but what good is a bat if you can close the distance and get right on top of them? These are weak leftists, women at that, I'm not saying they pose zero threat but it's not scary.

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>>129413342
Don't be a bigot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns3FcQvnnZw

>>129393980
Honestly couldn't tell you what sex any of those things were born.

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>>129395885
What the everloving fuck is that? My god

>>129406310
This. Same with the sledgehammer.
Not even just the weight of lifting it, but you have to be stout enough to actually swing them and not lose your balance or miss and hit yourself with it.

Also most actual war hammers/axes are made to be carried in one hand..
A weapon that is so heavy it requires two hands, but doesn't actually give you additional reach is garbage. They probably imagine themselves doing whirlwind attacks with them like they're in a videogame.

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>>129395885
>>129396378
>>129396645

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>>129393980
I'll take one conservative woman over 6 of these liberal idiots any day.

Damn i love conservative women! Murica!

>>129415352
Someone that doesn't know what they're doing with fighting in general much less handling a weapon, all it takes with a bat is a change of levels and get your hands around their waist/back of their knees. The weapon has to worry about besides guns obviously is knives, very small, very unpredictable, and can cause death by someone with a very low skill level.

>>129406310
Double edged axe no less.
>Miss
>Hit leg
>Bleed out from own stupidity

>>129396081
The streets of greater Israel will be paved with xir's corpse

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>>129398559
>final boss of identity politics
That'd be us. tbqh, Antifa is 100% right to be trying to stomp out White Nationalists now, because if we ever gain any speed we're going to butcher them in the streets.

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>>129403581
Reminds me of pic related

>>129416784
They're already training to try and stop a runaway freight car racing downhill with their bare hands when only their mangled bodies between the wheels is the only thing that'll even slow it down a little.

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>>129396645
ENOUGH

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>>129418062
NEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZfZ6a8-GyE

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>>129418062
WE MUST WITNESS ALL OF THE FAGOTTRY AND SUFFER TOGETHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYpvamUfpis

>>129393706
Let me guess, white BJJ Gi's are not allowed

>>129393706
These people barely have the patience to carry out a single conversation without screeching like an autist, and you're telling me they'll take the time and effort to learn jiu-jitsu?

I highly doubt it.

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>>129418062
EVEN TRANS-NON-BINARY-FLUID BLACK SLAM POETRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBjwlEJw1dw

>>129395295
Grant Imahara wtf man

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>>129416784
>That'd be us. tbqh, Antifa is 100% right to be trying to stomp out White Nationalists now, because if we ever gain any speed we're going to butcher them in the streets.
To bad for them, they've gone to long without any actual conflict and are now desperatly trying to play catch up in game they're not able to win according to chomsky

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>>129393706
I sincerely hope you guys are never *fully* defeated because you're too unintentionally comical not to keep around.