BRIT/POL/- BORIS HAPPENING EDITION

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So now what do we do lads? The election's over.

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4hrs old

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>>129377694

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/873632764943376384

Fiona and Nick BTFO

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PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME THIS ISN'T REAL.

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>>129377797

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What do you guys think of my OC?

>Hammond in another crash
Goddammit

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Is BoJo /our guy/?

>>129377838
Can't do that I'm afraid.

>>129377783
poor kid got replaced by May. You couldn't just sop her in next to him.

>>129377797
>forming a coalition with another democratically elected party
>unethical

FFS, the left have their head in the clouds.

does the mummyposter know that there's an entire genre of cuckold porn where a mother has sex with a black man while her white son watches

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First for Scotland

Hi lads

Not sure if just Guardian or whole MSM but (((the media))) are heavily spinning this is election as "a disaster" and "humiliation" for May.

Fact is, she only lost 10 fucking seats. That's by election during a term tier.

I hate to say it but May is in serious need of a spin doctor.

>>129377824

NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>>129377910
Nah not really, but he's funny to watch.

>>129377694

Christ what a sly little faggot Boris is. The time to throw his hat in was when Blameron resigned, but not, he slunk away like a little cunt. Now he's back to stick the knife in, like the literal sack of cum, shit, and piss he is. I sincerely hope he dies, very soon, of some hideously painful and humiliating illness, like cancer of the arsehole.

>>129377910
No, our guy for the Conservative leadership is David Davis.

>>129377853
The Labour manifesto also explicitly says "ending free movement".

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>join DUP

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>tfw no imaginary gf

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>>129378002

First for ANGLO'D

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Burgers please read before posting.

https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

>>129378260

Just do what I do and pretend you have an imaginary gf.

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>>129378032
Fucking love this vid

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>>129377339
Yes

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What's cookin lads?

>>129378238
Get a life

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/letters/dups-manifesto-a-little-worrying-35773981.html

>Are the absence of the words "reconciliation" and "equality" from the DUP 2017 manifesto a statement of the party's policy to pursue neither?

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wtf. explain this.

>>129378012

>call early election
>predicted to gain up to 100 seat majority
>lose ten seats
>lose majority

It's disastrous.

It's possible they won't even be able to vote themselves into government.

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>>129377853

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>mfw the DUP force the government to ban abortion
>mfw the muslims are no longer outbreeding us
>mfw the increased birthrate means we don't import immigrants anymore
>mfw the UK is saved while the continent turns into Arabia

>>129378325
>willingly eating sausages

Enjoy your lips, ears and arseholes!

>>129377694
This will never happen. May is there to stay

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Is Boris based? I don't know much about him other than that he's kinda a goofy showman (I mean that in a good way, like Trump). I don't actually know his politics. He was at least pro-Brexit, right?

Also, are there any salt-compilations of labourcucks bitching about DUP? Or are they all still high on their own farts thinking that they won even though they didnt?

>>129377838
It's slightly misleading but still awful. It was a clean up crew and they didnt know what the books were it's not like the police rushed to the scene to save the paki holy book.

>>129378318
>implying they are wrong
Dinosaurs are a secularist jew plot to cover up the existence of dragons, which actually existed and were fought by Christian saints

>>129377910
Double D

>>129378436

OH SHI- they don't mention not waging nuclear war on France either, THAT MUST MEAN THEY'RE PLANING WW3!!!11!!!

>>129378341
get some scruples you gullible halfwit

>>129378501
Local butchers mate. I watch them process the meat. Suck it.

>Boris
RUSSIA DID THIS REEEEEEEEE

>captcha: angelo melton
>anglo meltdown

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>>129378260
>>129378313

>>129378546
He holds no opinions like most senior Torys. If he did he wouldn't have got this close to being PM.

>>129378629

Yeah I'm sure they use prime meat and not rancid off cuts they couldn't sell any other way.

>>129378477

It's not "disastrous" you fucking faggot. Disastrous would be a Labour win, 10 seat loss is just disappointing. And considering SF don't take seats, 318 seats is an effective majority anyway just about.

Stop using hyperbolic language.

>>129378456
It is right though, UKIP voters who went for Corbyn were voting to kill the UK.

>>129378588
kek

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>>129378260
>tfw 27 year old virgin
Don't know whether to try online dating or just wait out the next 2 and a bit years for my wizard powers desu.

>>129378456
Nige was just saying what was obvious to everyone. Even Anna Soubry who I hate pointed after the election why they did so poorly

>>129378725

Just go to Amsterdam and hire a prostitute.

>>129378143
>mummy may's handlers on suicide watch

>>129378456
The blatant anti-semitism from Corbyn's inner circle is appealing for a lot of people. This might also explain the tantrums from leftists toward the DUP considering their Israel link.

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>>129378012

But it is a fucking disaster. She called a completely unnecessary election, has gone from a small majority to none at all, has been forced into an arrangement with a bunch of Irish mentals and has no room for manoeuvre when it comes to any sort of policy decisions any more, including Brexit.

You're deluding yourself if you think plans aren't afoot behind the scenes to figure out a way to get rid of her.

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>>129377694
if Boris meets Trump and Farage is along i don't know what will happen.

Corbyn is still trying to say he could be a PM, there's no fucking way Her Majesty The Queen would meet him?

>>129378276
Who is this desert rose?

How would BoJo fair in a debate against Corbyn?

>>129378456

Nige isn't a simpleton who sees the world in black and white terms. He's wise enough to be able to accurately asses his rivals instead of just saying HURR HE LEFTY SO HE MUS BE EVILDUMB :^)

>>129378725

Get in shape and try leaving the house.

Went to London for the first time, never thought it was this bad christ

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Right boys, how did this happen. Is it because they liked corbyn?? She's basically fucking senile. Who voted for her

>>129378960
Yeah then he can pick up all that well-used and single mother pussy.

Here are two pictures from my father’s head —
I have kept them like secrets until now:
First, the Ulster Division at the Somme
Going over the top with ‘Fuck the Pope!’
‘No Surrender!’: a boy about to die,
Screaming ‘Give ’em one for the Shankill!’
‘Wilder than Gurkhas’ were my father’s words
Of admiration and bewilderment.
Next comes the London-Scottish padre
Resettling kilts with his swagger-stick,
With a stylish backhand and a prayer.
Over a landscape of dead buttocks
My father followed him for fifty years.
At last, a belated casualty,
He said — lead traces flaring till they hurt —
‘I am dying for King and Country, slowly.’
I touched his hand, his thin head I touched.

Now, with military honours of a kind,
With his badges, his medals like rainbows,
His spinning compass, I bury beside him
Three teenage soldiers, bellies full of
Bullets and Irish beer, their flies undone.
A packet of Woodbines I throw in,
A lucifer, the Sacred Heart of Jesus
Paralysed as heavy guns put out
The night-light in a nursery for ever;
Also a bus-conductor’s uniform —
He collapsed beside his carpet-slippers
Without a murmur, shot through the head
By a shivering boy who wandered in
Before they could turn the television down
Or tidy away the supper dishes.
To the children, to a bewildered wife,
I think ‘Sorry Missus’ was what he said.

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>>129376071
> I had a better apartment than this shit when I was living in Philadelphia, for fucks sake.

I highly doubt that.

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>>129377694
>JOIN THE DUP
Ahahaha, literally nobody in Britain gives a flying fuck about Northern Ireland and its dysfunctional politics. Dying government literally has rely on the political arm of terrorist paramilitaries in occupied lands just to stay in power (which they wouldn't even get if Sinn Fein actually broke their abstention policy).

>>129378840

I loathe May and think she;s been a disaster, but Boris has proven himself to be a snake with this maneuver, and I hope he chokes to death on his Bull's cum.

>>129378927
Jenna Coleman

>>129378945
Much more unhinged than May.

Remember when he started kicking off on Sky News at McDonnell or someone

>>129378927
Jenna Coleman UK actress on Dr. Who

>>129378960
>leaving the house
MADMAN

>>129378945

Terribly. His appeal is very narrow, his buffonish act goes down well with Little Englanders but turns everyone else off.

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ISABEL HATH SPOKEN

GET THIS GRAHAM BLOKE IN AS PM

>>129379038
Kys commie

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>>129377832

This just makes May look even worse, that she can't keep two mongo SPADS under control.

>>129379000
>Black people voted for the black mp
What's hard to understand?

>>129379000
it's a london burough full of niggers lad

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>>129379016
Not a fan of the yellow desu

>>129379045
Boris has always been a slimeball remember when he campaigned for Leave then disappeared after Brexit happened as if he didn't really expect to win Kek.

But I think he could bring some light heartedness to our politics, it's all sooo serious atm.

>>129379215
No way. It's got to be David Davis.

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Hmm, wonder who.

>>129378945

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/870755444058443776

>>129379215

Yeah he'd be good. Not much chance of him getting it, don't even think he's considering running.

>>129378827
> 80 quid return flight
> 5p euros for 20 minutes

NICK ABBOTT TIME
http://www.lbc.co.uk/

>>129378711

Maybe it would be 'disappointing' if she hadn't called the election with a 20% lead.

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>>129379251
The globe is top tier though.

>>129379293

Politics IS serious you dope. We don't need a self-serving clown like Boris fucking things up.

>>129377783
>what do we do lads? The election's over.

Wait six months. Sure there will be another one coming along soon.

>>129379224
I agree. But what makes it EVEN worse is that she is saying she took their advice without ever questioning it.

>>129378870
The manifesto was so bad (deliberately pissing on the party's base) that I can only think this whole thing is some sort of put-up job.

>>129377694
>>129378544
agreed, may will purge the hard brexiters!

>>129379231
>>129379241

Can we use this as proof that they shouldn't be allowed to vote

>>129379343
Fucking hell
> 50 euros for 20 minutes*
Cheapest date you'll ever have and your GUARANTEED to get your dick wet.

>>129379343

If you're too poor for that, you're too poor to attract a woman anyway.

>>129377976
I didn't know that and the information is of no use to me as I don't watch porn.

Let's face it, the majority of this country consists of beta males, black cock loving females and sand niggers. The voters coming of age are Blair-era indoctrinated drones who are taught to hate themselves, their country and to blame every failure on those better off than them.

I thought the Overton window would shift further right by 2022 but it looks like we will have a leftist majority then, if not before when the current cluster fuck collapses.

Just embrace it, give your daughters to Pakistani grooming gangs and watch your wives get blacked.

All is lost.

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>>129379377

>@britainelects 26s ago

>Theresa May should...
>Stand down: 48%
>Stay: 38%
>(via @YouGov / 09 - 10 Jun)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873646362608447495

(yes there are Corbyn gifs in reply to the tweet)
(no they don't realise he lost yet)

>>129378456
>American cuckservatives commenting on UK elections

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>>129379412
Dining chairs are tacky as fuck though.

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>ultra conservative

top kek Daily mail, top kek

>>129379038

Diane pls, with DUP they're 328 seats, majority of 2 BEFORE abstentions.

650 seats (including NI), need more than 50% so need 326, as 325 is half of 650.

Tories have 318, DUP have 10, and 318 + 10 = 328.

If the talks of Boris ousting May are real, we will have another GE soon because there's no way May's entourage would let that happen and support a newly formed Boris government.

It's fucking over, Corbyn will be PM soon.

>>129377856
Thats my oc, but i dont mind you posting it, i am glad to see someone enjoying it :^)

If Corbyn gets into power he'll lower the voting age to 16.

Think about that for a moment. Imagine the damage he could while in power, and then know that it would be impossible to oust him.

>>129379577
I don't know why anyone would care about national polls, of course half the country wants her to step down, they didn't vote for her. They should poll specifically people who voted Tory.

So how many Brits died in the London Bridge attack?

>>129379215
Yeah nah, he's a classic "man in a grey suit",he wouldn't want it.

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>she didn't even need to hold an election

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>>129379415
UK is trying to find a guy with more awful hair then trump

FUCK THE POPE . . .

AND THE IRA

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>>129379412
>implying earth is a globe

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need to know where i can get this lads, thanks

>>129379539
Can't really predict the future desu. Even a month ago no-one was really expecting the situation we're in now.

Things could be much better, they could end up much worse, or they might just continue to be practically the same.

>>129379685
Serves the conservatives right for being so arrogant desu.

>>129379215
I wish we could have Isabel as PM

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>>129378456
>anti-semetic

das right we're coming for you, though we may call them bankers, scum, tories at the moment, but soon once corbyn finds out...

Who's the best Leave Conservative politician who could be prime minister? It would make more sense for the prime minister to be someone who was always for Brexit instead of a staunch Remainer who is as weak as May.

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If youre not listening to Nick Abbott right now, you're not british desu

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>>129379604
Seriously who chose this colour?

>>129379215

My MP as PM, he is pretty based bought me a bottle of port for our table and did shots with us when I was at Conservative Future Christmas ball a few years ago.

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>>129379810
>Sol
>Bol

>>129379643
>Implying Boris wouldn't smash Corbyn
It takes a meme to destroy a meme.

>>129379440

The whole point of the election might have been an attempt to remove old people bennies while the vote share was overwhelming, rather than to actually gain a significant number of seats.

>>129379323
>boris as pm

Please no.

>>129379736

2 I think.

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>>129379829
>pianne faggot

>>129379293
I would enjoy a charismatic character like Boris or Niger. Bei b g a showman is a legit political tactic , I can't believe nobody has done it. JC has a personality but yeah.. not what I had mind.

>>129379685
Don't tell me these toff cunts are going to try to oust may like it's some kind of game knowing this could happen

>>129378827
Long way to go for a hooker to be quite honest lad

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>>129379766
I'm starting to think she did actually do it on purpose. There can be no other reason. Why attack the pensioners? Why avoid a debate?(Even though she smashed Corbyn every week in PMQ's)

>>129379905
London would turn blue for Boris.

>>129379876
Party like it's 599, this guy always makes me kek

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>>129379862
I think someone comes to mind.

>>129377694
Fake.

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>>129379736

One.

I was genuinely relieved to see Pete from that video taken on the bridge made it.

At what point did the memes become reality

>Prime Minister Boris Johnson and the DUP receiving a diplomatic visit from US President Donald Trump.

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>>129379685
If that happens good knowing ya

>>129379848
>>129378456
>>anti-semetic

I hate this "criticism of Israel is Jew-hatred" meme.

>>129379898
See I like that sort of thing. Doubt May's ever done anything like that.

>>129379876
He's being mean about the DUP
: (

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Is are Rog /our guy/?

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>>129379973
>told you so
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4144320/Chairman-s-Brexit-firecracke-pathetic-damp-squib.html
>She’s there because better qualified people are waiting for her to fail.

we've been found out lads

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamesball/trump-supporters-have-discovered-the-dup-and-its-just-the?utm_term=.jyQeQBkKN#.qxamMz3Dn

>>129379685

Did you forget the 'based gen z' meme, or is no-one in this thread retarded enough to actually believe it?

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what did he mean by this

>>129380088
Here's the archive
https://archive.is/luD48

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The future is here.

>>129380020
> Pete from that video taken on the bridge made it.

Thank god for that, that video was horrific.

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Nigel keeps tweeting one bad news after another.

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>>129380010
Why not

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>>129379973
I don't think she did. This is not the face of a woman whose plan is going perfectly.

>>129379415
Meh, Trudeau manages to acheive it in Canada, you've gotta have just enough Humour to hide you're Intelligence.

Boris is actually quite smart, behind his flapping

>>129380020

>Pete from that video taken on the bridge made it.
Link

>>129379905

You;re living in a dream world. Boris isn't even very popular with Tories, the rest of the electorate hates him. Hell I'm a Tory voter but I'd vote fucking Labour before I voted for Boris.

>>129379643
2 points:

1.May doesn't have an entourage, she has alienated everycunt, and has lost her advisers.

2. If the Boris thing is true, he won't be acting unilaterally- he's got the permission from the men in grey suits.

>>129379215

Hmm, he's kind of friendly looking.

This is all he needs to sway some people.

>>129379905
Boris is ok in small doses.

People not already tired by the Boris show soon will be when he's in the limelight more.

He can't be kept in the dark out of the way when leader/PM.

>>129380088
>brit/pol/
>trump supporters

I don't think I'd go that far, I'm happy if he does the right thing but when he does it is almost by chance.

>>129379539
>T.Alpha

>>129380153

Don't have any details, obviously, but none of the dead were called 'Pete'.

Hats off to those paramedic lads and lasses.

>>129378546
No Boris is not BASED burger. Not even slightly.

>>129380020
They do a similar thing in German speaking countries called a donerteller, which is all of that but on a plate and you can eat it in a restaurant.

They're quite good desu, as are durum kebabs.

>>129379829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrDLwGPP9s

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SUNDAY TIMES FRONT PAGE: 'Five cabinet ministers urge Boris to topple May'

>>129380110

Poor lad probably couldn't stand the place anymore.

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>>129379890

>>129377694

Can someone explain what the fuck actually happened in the UK elections? Was it a good thing, a bad thing?

>>129379966

Amsterdam's hookers aren't filthy street skanks, they're regulated and undergo regular health screening. Also, you get to choose from a wide range, you're not stuck with whatever ugly old slapper happens to be standing by the curb. Finally, because they're legal, you're not going to find yourself being robbed and beaten by her pimp, or caught in the crossfire of gang violence.

>>129378546
He's a globalist, doesn't give a fuck about the country and wants open borders.

>>129379293
>Boris has always been a slimeball remember when he campaigned for Leave then disappeared after Brexit happened as if he didn't really expect to win Kek.

It's almost like he was backstabbed by Michael Gove and his support collapsed.

>>129378827
Why do you have to go to Amsterdam?
Once every other month or so I just look on a certain website and have a good couple hours with a whore, then just go about my business.

>>129379862

Philip Davies, but the media would crucify him.

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>>129378554
DINOFAGS BTFO

>>129380166
Couldn't even win a leadership race against the other Dave

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>Tory member of government: "Boris will never ever be PM. If he tries to go for it now he will never be forgiven. MPs don't want him"

>>129379973
Because her polling numbers were so high she thought "fuck it" and attacked her base thinking she would still win a big majority even if she got 20odd seats less that she might have otherwise done.

It shows maturity and honestly tbqh and I respect her for it, she didn't just promise gibsmedats like Labour did

Unfortunately the British public are thick as fuck and votes for gibsmedats.

>>129380191
Google Boris Johnson's approval rating, he has consistent high level approval across the country. Before May fucked herself up he was the second most popular politician in the country, which implies he is now the first.

>>129380383
It was a Pyrrhic victory for the Conservative, they won but lost their majority, considering it was unnecessary to call this election, this was a fuck up on May's part.

>>129377694
>hammond nearly dies in car crash again
he just can't help himself
manlets when will they learn

>>129380327
Same issue also has a YouGov poll putting Corbyn and May on equal for 'who would make best Prime Minister'.

What a fucking mess.

>>129380229
I don't actually like him or think he would be a good PM, I just think he would win.

>>129380383
The left were kept out. This is the important bit, and the bit that's easy to get.

The rest is far more complicated and it being a good or a bad thing will be known fully in two years, but it isn't going well. It could be going a lot worse, but there's a good chance we'll have a new PM in the next week prior to Brexit negotiations.

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>ywn have swords and guns all over your wall

do we not have any state occasions at windsor?

desu i think we should, but then again only literal nazis would use such pompous settings

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Oh just get it over and done with for fucks sake

>>129380383

It was really bad for Blairites and Teresa May, a wash for Conservatives, and great for Corbyn.

>67% of young voters voted Labour compared to 18% tory

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>>129378270


remember to vote Yes in indyref2

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Fucking el lads Adam West is brown bread

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>>129380449
GOVE'D

>>129380528
>attacked her base
But why? This has to be the dumbest thing a politician has ever done in history

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i get knocked down
but i get dup again

How can you hate on this guy!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

>>129380519
>its almost like boris doesn't want brexit even though he campaigned for it

opportunist much

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What's the paki thinking?

>>129380110
>glasgow

To be fair, I'd cut my own throat if I had to live in that shithole.

>>129380638
Royal visits and the such.
But I think the Queen likes Windsor to be more private. Buckingham Palace is where they do work.

>>129380698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_RqWocthcc

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Is it okay for a nigger to check out the Queen's arse?

>>129377694
Let's just have Zac Goldsmith take over and accept our ultimate fate.

>>129380383
A bad thing. The best outcome would have been a slight increase in seats for tories from 2015. They would have used a landslide to get a soft brexit. Because of this result the jew media is trying to say youth turnout equals a rejection of a hard brexit and many tories are talking about a soft brexit now.

This is literally what people on /pol/ were saying would happen when she called the snap election, that it would be a fuckup on purpose to torpedo brexit.

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May's future depends on how she performs in front of 1922 committee on Tues

>>129380724
"He hasnt paid for those papers"

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>tfw winning the election is poison
>because Tories don't have the nads to coalition with LibDems and cancel Brexit

>>129380175

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1496534855

It's grim, lad.

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>>129380698

>>129380724
Islam gonna take over with this guy! Inshallah!

>>129380687
I'm sure he appreciated the irony eventually. Boris is a massive Classicist and lover of ancient history.

>>129380764
YOU JUST KNOW

>>129380656
I don't buy that it was great for Corbyn. He's now going to spend 5 years in opposition.

He couldn't do it against the most inept Conservative leader in history and if he has PM David Davies as his opposite number for the next General Election he will get booty blasted.

>>129378554
Are you implying that dark souls is real.

>>129380622

>the left were kept out

But the tories won, get back in your own timeline

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>>129380724
I wonder if that kuffar has paid his jizya tax yet

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1/2

>>129380693

Pension are an economic disaster waiting to happen.

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>>129379251

>Not liking the yellow

>>129377694
IS HAMMOND OKAY?!?!?!?!

did pakis literally put a girl in a kebab maker?

>>129380169

Boris is a clown, he's made his name by acting the fool. He might be a smart guy (he can't POSSIBLY be as thick as he pretends) but he has chosen to present a false face, so I for one will never trust anything he says or does.

Trudaeux, for all that he's a fucking idiot, is at least honest about his real beliefs and intentions.

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>>129380796

Say it with me now, Prime Minister Graham Brady

>>129380383
Labour (younger) voters were motivated to vote by a charismatic leader with a decent manifesto.

+ Conservative (older) voters weren't AS motivated to vote due to a dismal leader with a TERRIBLE manifesto (which in parts made life harder for them), but because the older voters are less selfish, they were still willing to be the turkeys that voted for Christmas.

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I hate you Scotland.

>>129380108
The "based gen Z" meme is misconstrued. The youngest generation isn't "super conservative" in an absolute sense. They're just MORE CONSERVATIVE than previous generations when they were that age.

Let me use a burger example, if I may. If Obama captures 80% of the youth vote in 2008 and 2012, but Hilldog only gets like 60% of the youth vote, then that's a big deal. It's not saying that the youngest demographic is actually "based" but something is going on and they're voting for conservative candidates more than the youth were previously. Then couple in the fact that people as a whole tend to trend more conservative as they grow up.

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>>129380896
2/2

>>129380693
Sky high personal popularity and the party was high in the polls, Corbyn on the other hand was the complete opposite. She didn't expect people to actually like him or what he was saying.

>>129380923
Charlene Downes

>>129380813
>>because Tories don't have the nads to coalition with LibDems and cancel Brexit

This isn't Canada or Europe cuck. Our governments don't go into major coalitions unless they really need to, e.g. the fucking Second World War and only in 1940 when we were on the cusp of being invaded.

>>129380764
>Johan Djourou

When he's a Swiss Nigga yeah maybe

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>>129380836
It was Shakespearean. Gove then failing himself was even greater irony.

Paddy Power next PM odds:
>Jeremy Corbyn - 10/3
>David Davis - 9/2
>Amber Rudd - 7/1
>Ruth Davidson - 7/1

>>129380724
'I'm sure that's are Shelly's Granddad, might have to slip her the takbir later on...'

>>129380818
Its not that bad knowing he lived

>>129380110
if I lived in glasgow I would do the same...

>>129380489

Because it's legal and therefor regulated in Amsterdam. Some skank on the internet could be infested with stds, and could be a front for a gang planning to rob anyone dopey enough to go to a compete stranger's house for illegal sex.

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>>129380314

The Germans at least try and make it look respectable. I don't know that you can do that with the Scottish version, even if you put it on a palte.

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>>129377910
He is the best talk show host this nation has ever had
Fuck knows why he went into parliament

>>129377824
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER

>>129381037
That's mental.

Is it normal for a 17 year old to be screaming, crying and throwing a tantrum everyday?

Because that's what my younger sister does and I'm starting to be not sure if this is teenage girl behaviour of if she has a problem.

People underrrate how liked Boris is by normies. Ask people like your mum what they think about Boris, and they'll say they like him, without knowing much about his politics.

Internally, this isn't a fact missed by the party. Everyone in Westminster knows how liked Boris is by the nation. He even won 2 terms as London's mayor for fuck sake.

>>129377694

Its moggy or nothing.

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>>129381037
>ruth davidson
>only the 50th scottish PM

>>129381037
>>Jeremy Corbyn - 10/3

kek

>>129381018
>Gove then failing himself was even greater irony.

His wife was a literal Lady Macbeth. Any sane person would have known that pulling a full Night of Long Knives scenario on a beloved political figure just fresh from a Brexit victory wouldn't exactly endear you to either the electorate, or more importantly the Conservative party members. His stupid, ambitious wife made him forget that.

>>129380536
>Boris Johnson's approval rating

https://yougov.co.uk/opi/browse/Boris_Johnson

It's less than 0 mate. Even May is more popular.

>>129380045

why do you talk like you know even one iota of a fuck what you're even talking about? you stupid fat cunt

DO IT DO IT

>>129380906
Yes everyone knows its a Ponzi scheme about to bust. But why say it during an election, no one even asked about it or just lie and phase it in during the next parliament

>>129380088

4chan screen caps are now political article worthy. Thanks Cuckfeed.

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>>129380954
BREXIT CANCELLED

>>129381145
What does he mean by this

>>129377838

The police would charge the church with littering if they were bibles.

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>>129381037

>Not based Brexiter Graham

>>129380955

I think that has more to do with Hillary being a terrible candidate. Bernie would probably have gotten a similar youth vote to Obama, if not higher.

>you will never be american

kill me immediately

>>129380980
But why? There was absolutely no upside to doing it

>>129380896
That is good if true.

Boris wants to stop sending aid to Africa and the Middle East, and send it to white people in poor eastern European countries instead like Moldova and Ukraine.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ministers-uk-aid-divert-africa-to-eastern-europe-for-better-brexit-deal-a7588116.html

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/13/boris-johnson-criticised-siphoning-off-from-foreign-aid-budget-ukraine-gambia-ghana

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/766497/boris-johnson-use-700million-foreign-aid-fend-of-vladimir-putin-britain-ukraine

>>129379966

A hooker isn't really going to solve the problem, though, lad, the same way having a go on a tricycle - although it's ostensibly the same thing - isn't going to help you learn how to ride a bike.

You need to cultivate a social life that gets you in pubs at the weekend - not to get shitfaced but because that's where 90% of people meet.

>>129381151
>Ask people like your mum what they think about Boris, and they'll say they like him, without knowing much about his politics.

Can confirm, my mum and nan love him

>>129379635
>implying Tories and Unionists will get along perfectly
The alliance is way too shaky to account to anything. Most attempts at a hard Brexit by Unionist standards would fuck up the good friday agreement leading to an international shitshow for whoever leads the Tories. Unionists would likely keep pushing out of a hatred for us and Tories would want to avoid the shitshow so it will likely not account to much.

>>129381100
>The Germans at least try and make it look respectable.
>The Germans
Döner is trash food for low-life scum, turk lover.

>>129381151
True, Tories need to toss the leadership to someone unconventional but smart like Labour Did.

They names could be Jacob Rees-Mogg or Sajid Javid??

>>129381145

My sister does it at 22, m8.

>>129380947
The old vote turned out and voted about as Conservative as they've always done. In fact, the Tories vote went up. The big thing that will come out of it is that they completely failed to get the UKIP/Brexit vote. Everyone thought they were going to get all the UKIP voters in every constituency, instead of them just going back to Labour. But they did go back to Labour.

52 percent of the nation wanted to Leave and that number has probably increased. But as many people have quietly pointed out, their reasons for leaving were mainly selfish. Those Northern constituents didn't give a fuck about Parliament or the Pound or passports or common law, they cared about free shit. They saw an opportunity for foreigners to get less free shit and they voted for it. Now the king of free shit comes down from the heavens and offers them all the free shit they could dream of.

TM was sat there in No.10 thinking the North and Wales was full of reasonable, patriotic people who voted to leave on rational choice like certain of her friends did. Because she never got out and met voters she did not realise that every single one of them was a fat moron who wanted less Poles and more chips. If she had figured that one out she would have known that they were about to return to Labour, and bigly.

>>129381177
>not even an MP

>>129380896
>Boris might be the man who slashes the foreign aid budget

Fuck yeah.

>>129381145
Put her in her place lad.

>>129381319
>>129381319
They should just abolish DFID and merge it with FCO

>>129381145
>>129381405
Pics of sisters feet

So who chooses the PM now? It sounds like everybody and thier mother is saying "I'm the new PM". I half Mr Bean to pop up next and "throw his hat in". And you guys make fun of our electoral system.

>>129378888

They would join cocks in a triangle pattern and summon kek himself.

>>129380343
Wha'd'ya know i actually found the floor plans for this "shitty little townhouse".

>>129381312
When you're that high in the polls you can take a risk and start pushing legislation you know will be unpopular and may cost you a few points in the polls, May and her team just underestimated how hard she'd be hit by it.

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>>129381390

Like Graham Brady.

>>129380428

I bet they all have secret cameras in their rooms though and for that reason I wouldn't bang.

>>129381230

Would cause a huge scandal if they removed 'muh triple lock' without it being in the manifesto.

>>129381145
sounds like someone enables her. did your parents ever discipline her for this behaviour?

>>129381144
>>129381177
>>129381178
>>129381287
Can't see how Corbyn can be PM. Rudd is a fuck up, and Davidson isn't even an MP. Which just leaves Davis or an outsider.

>>129380954
>>129381263
>thinking a lesbian will let you get away with allying yourself with DUP

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GLORIOUS BEARDY MAN

Wikipedia describes this Boris Johnson fellow as a one-nation conservative that sounds an awful lot like our right-centrist conservatives, the ones who aren't so bad except we had to drag them kicking and screaming to vote for President Trump. Why don't you elect this guy?

New

>>129381348

>>129381348

>>129381348

>>129381348

>>129381348

>>129381348

BOJO WOULD FUCKING DESTROY CORBYN

>>129381151
Mum loves him, but dad hates him and it's dad who decides who mum votes for.

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>>129380751
Glasgow isn't actually that bad. In fact, it's comfy as fuck so long as you stay north of the river and west of George Square. Anywhere near the uni and it's golden.

Scotfags and people from Glasgow keep this to themselves, though, and play up the city's historically violent shithole image so they can continue to live enjoyable lives in affordable houses in a vibrant city.

>>129381145
It's not normal behaviour.

>>129381510
depends if anyone challenge based mummy may

apparently the tories don't want it, but then again politics has been full of surprises latley so expect a "shock challenge" tomorrow

>>129381556
This, we /grahambrady/ now.

>>129381545
It's stupid whatever your lead is.

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>>129381151
keep listening to their whole response lad

They say "Boris is great fun on the telly box" then go on with "but he is still a bit of a bell end"

>>129377853
Fucking kike.

>>129380861

5 years in opposition is better than where he was, and I doubt this government will last 5 years anyway. He's created the image that he isn't as poisonous as his enemies in the party have claimed.

>>129381510
>And you guys make fun of our electoral system.

Your system is full fucking retard. You spend literally years wasting hundreds of millions of dollars on deciding which dull, washed out figure ends up becoming the presidential candidate going through retarded hoops and using batshit 18th century processes.

In the UK because of the flexibility of the unwritten constitution the leader of the party which can command the confidence of a majority in the House of Commons, by convention only, can become Prime Minister. This means that if May steps down, the Tories would have an internal party election which would take weeks at most, and then we'd have a new Prime Minister.

>>129381569
No it wouldn't. No one sticks to their manifesto after an election

>>129381705
>Challenging on a Sunday

Is there no one with any Etiquette and Decorum left anymore

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>>129381350

C'mon now...

Does a cheese and doner meat sarbeni look like trash food, lad?

>>129381560

They might, it would be illegal for them to do so and they're very strictly regulated but I wouldn't be surprised. Thing is, any whore you meet on t'internet will certainly have a camera, and probably a huge meaty nigger bodyguard who will stand outside the door listening for trouble. Good luck getting it up.

>>129377976
That's some fringe porn, only question is why you know that.
Are you Jewish by any chance?

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>>129381589
>or an outsider
I have an idea

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>>129377824
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!

>>129381510
It's to avoid individualism and celebrity. It's an appointment, and until the War it was something of little consequence.

Ask someone to name a 17th, 18th or 19th century PM and you might get Pitt, Disraeli, Gladstone and that's about it. They're not really like your Washingtons and Lincolns.

Mogg for PM?

https://www.pollstation.uk/who_should_be_the_next_conservative_party_leader/result