Brit/pol/ - *blocks your path* edition

DUP is gay.

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The absolute best thing to come out of all this is the retarded >>>/r/thedonald posters who don't know what's going on.

>"xDxD you retarded KEKS voted for a gommie"
>"dae BASED mummy may lost because britain is a country of MUSLIM cucks?!"
>"lol ur now being told what to do by ireniggers haha im actually 1/32nd irish so do i ged to be jn government?!?!1111 xDxD"

https://youtu.be/YFKX71-evwo

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>tfw was never making a new thread

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Kaya

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THIS GAME IS FUCKING SHITE

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TAKBIR!

Turns out Rich Piana is racist lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGI9iZqrzAU

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>football is as close to modern national identity as most people will get
>most of the team are half caste and niggers

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>>129355376
5 more years of May! Forward Together! Strong and Stable! Get To Work!

>be in Spain
>No fucker speaks English

I am ok with it but i am travelling with my Chinese flatmate and she's fucking retarded. She believes all white people can speak English and if they don't understand that you just shout louder

Hiding in my hotel room with my phone turned off so she doesn't make me go out to eat with her, wish I came alone honestly

Also Madrid is stunning, thanks Germany for destroying London

>>129355540
Its because they have been on holiday drinking and eating shite for last couple weeks

>>129355540
Lallana will score. Just wait and see.

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The absolute state of thread creation being left to anons

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Do any of you filthy degenerates have tattoos?

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Well?

can't believe this country is about to become so regressive that women might be slightly inconvenienced when killing children that they forced into existence

>>129355679
>Corbyn could say he has right to form a govt

It's impossible for him to do so

>>129355652

Have you slipped it in her yet?

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>Conservatives are fucked
>Their party is full of socially liberal posh Cameroons
>They are all rejecting a coalition with these Irish bastards
>The coalition probably will probably hurt May more than it helps in future
>The coalition causes a crisis in Northern Ireland
>Heidi is a cute!
feels good man

>>129355595

>Not losing your mind for a bunch of Africans running around d generating ad revenue

Lol m8 u some kind of nerd m9 the absolute lad STATE lad m10

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>>129355802
This. Labour will never form a government again. We are free!

I have always liked the way a good English suit looks.

>>129355721

Pretty easy decision which one should be used.

>>129355802
Doesn't matter, he has the right as the 2nd largest party to attempt to form a government and pass a queen's speech should the first fail and another general election is not voted through

>>129355721
Yup
You did a great job election night and and after, thanks
No home

>>129355808
I'd rather fuck one of the black prostitutes outside my hotel and they are awful

Also Madrid is literally all spanish people, I was under the impression all European cities were full of immigrants

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Gas the fucking cuckservatives

>>129355869
>>>/fa/

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>>129355595
>stop having a national identity

can you join the DUP if you arent irish?

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THE REAL TERRORISTS IN IRELAND..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndYPp-3cvbk [Embed]

any self respecting irish man should not contribute to this forum.

these people are not your friends, this is not a place for open discussion, its just somewhere to troll shills and little dickheads who dont matter.. :)

op cant block any path

stay safe bro ,you have to be lucky all the time

>>129355924
Nah mate in South Madrid there's fuck loads of South Americans and they are shit. I agree it's a beautiful city though.

Go to Valle dos Caidos, it's amazing.

>>129355924
No, only Germany, UK and France. The rest of Europe is laughing their ass off because of our cucked leaders

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>>129355376
Please don't tell me you guys are going full commie???

>>129355454
fuck off redditcunt,

>LE FUCK THE RIGHT

>LE BASED TAIGS

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>>129355721

Two of these threads have one thing in common.

Really makes you think.

I'm surprised the Lib Dems didn't do better. It's almost like appealing to youngsters who want to cancel Brexit isn't a viable option. How'd they end up getting 4th party to the SNP again? Christ.

>>129355924
Madrid is absolutely tiny, that's why.

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>>129356018
sure goy

>>129356066
Netherlands, Belgium, Sweden, Italy, Greece...

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>One of Theresa May's main PR handlers was the chief of staff to Barack Obama

She got fucking S A B O T A G E D

>oy vey yes goy lets antagonize the elderly and talk about fox hunting because I definitely want a successful brexit and reduced immigration into white countries

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>>129355745
I think I just consciously witnessed my sexual desires changing, but not for the better.

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D U P kek

>>129355721
I will always post in the one that doesn't have a childish cartoon in the OP.

>>129355924
Why the fuck are you travelling with her if she's annoying and not even fit?

How have you fucked this up so much.

>>129355830
>implying she won't toe the line in time

What are whips for? Besides, I refuse to accept the DUP are stupid enough to threaten what could be a very good time for them by bitching over abortion term limits in England.

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>>129355956
Who the fuck gives a shit about what the DUP do in Northern Ireland? They're not going to have any say in gay rights or abortion laws in the rest of the country.

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>>129356087
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GOMMUNISM!?

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DUP is my senpai

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>animal cock fetish
>now midget porn
>You are the worst new poster here by a fucking MILE
For your consideration…. the combo special

>>129356105
I always thought of them as a centerist party but they have gone left wing

>>129355924

Its because Spain is poor, why do you think London is full of young Spanish people with degrees working in hospitality?

>>129355956
Those "Buzzfeed gets emails" articles always reek of bullshit

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>>129355376
Who did the best power-stance?

>>129356201
She had a spare ticket as her friend dropped out

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THE REAL TERRORISTS IN IRELAND..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndYPp-3cvbk [Embed]

any self respecting irish man should not contribute to this forum.

these people are not your friends, this is not a place for open discussion, its just somewhere to troll shills and little dickheads who dont matter.. :) ...

>>129356105
Because they haven't forgotten them breaking their promise about tuition fees

>"Tories out refugees in"

This was the final straw for me

>>129356187
Bit harsh on Gideon that.

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>>129355980

>>129356251
They've been ultra left since the mid 90s, but their latest pledge to go for another vote on Brexit was incredibly naive.

>>129356263
25% of the young spaniards are unemployed iirc

many are coming to Germany lately as well

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>>129355980

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>>129356094
HHHNNNNNNNNNGGG

>>129355540
Serves you right for not watching cricket like upstanding Britisher would

reminder the irish drink Superior Britsh Semen

>>129356359
>May easily wins the election
>Newspapers still shit on her and act like she lost
Why is the FAKE NEWS media so rotten, lads?

>>129356203
autism
The DUP has 10 votes. You only need 11 rebels and the rebels have the power.

It's not like where the Lib Dems are providing you 50odd votes and 5 years of stability.

>>129356066
Not exactly a cuck free zone, there is a huge banner outside a building in the town centre with refugees welcome on it

>>129356313
So they went to Labour, who are making an equally non viable claim? It just seems strange.

Besides, the kids that got fucked by the tuition rises are in their late 20s now

Coalition of Crackpots or a Cabal of Cuckolds

>>129356302
Post a photo of her then

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DUP IS SENPAI yo

>>129356482
>Britisher
fucking paki detected lads!

>>129356465
Theresa confirmed robot.

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>>129356482

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>>129356465
Fake News. Theresa May is still in control.

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>>129356157
>told you so
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4144320/Chairman-s-Brexit-firecracke-pathetic-damp-squib.html
>She’s there because better qualified people are waiting for her to fail.

>>129355492
Always reminds me of the one who got away for fuck sake.

You had to make me think of her today, on my birthday, of all days.

My girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care any more, it's pity not love. She came to join my family today for a meal out, but we argued and she left because she 'doesn't want to be around' me. I love her but her affection is only pity, and that's extremely rare.
Today was the first time I'd seen her in a month. After a few hours of her being awkward and quiet, she's gone. Now I'm going to go out and pretend to my parents that it didn't affect me that much.

I hope you're all facing a better day than I am, and I hope your birthday this year is more enjoyable than this one.

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the dup are senpai yo

join us

>>129356105
>Be Tim
>Run the shittest campaign in Lib Dem history
>Lose all Welsh support
>Lose all English support outside south west london
>Get saved by some inbred scots
>End up with less votes than Nick Clegg
>??
>Fool people into thinking you did good

Nobody save a few students want to cancel Brexit, and undo democracy. Dim Tim ran a shit campaign, and deserves to be hung drawn and quartered for ending 3 party politics and poisoning the whole party.

>>129356505
I mean its pretty funny lad.

>Start out with a stable party and 4 competing parties not ready for a GE
>Cock it up with maybe 3 statements on policy
>Single handedly revitalise Labour and to a lesser extent the Lib Dems, while killing UKIP and crippling the SNP
>End up with less seats than when you started, and lumbered with the DUP

>>129356465
>STILL talking about diana

Fucking hell she died 20 years ago

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Reminder that Jim Davidson is /ourguy/.

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>>129356505
>idea of the election is to increase majority
>expectation is to crush the opposition
>fail to crush the opposition
>lose your majority
>why are they being so mean to mummy?

>>129356712
Gotta sell papers, goyim

>>129356702
>Couldn't even beat pro-Leave Zac in massively pro-Remain Richmond

>>129356482
Fucking hate cricket desu, my sympathies to the lasses at Babestation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L46hQzGA1Bk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyZNpa9WelI

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>>129356157
Obongo got away with a lot of shit policies because he's a half-breed and he played the race card a lot. A white woman like May wasn't going to get away with anything.

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>>129356505

>>129355721
anons were here before you
anons will be here after you

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>>129356668
She massively reminds me of my ex, strangely of 2 years as well. Maybe that's why I post her.

Hope your day picks up, soldier on.

>>129356753
318 SEATS
1
8

S
E
A
T
S

How many did Labour win again?

>>129356510
But what does get them? Nothing. It would never pass a commons vote, so why even suggest it. We won't tell them what to think about gays and they won't tell the mainland what to think. They aren't retards.

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>>129355376
Can someone redpill me on DUP? How based are they? Is it possible to transform them into the new British ethnonationalist party?

Lets face it at this point BNP and UKIP are both dead, not to mention UKIP was never even really ethnonationalist. In the next few years until the next election you guys are either going to have to create an entirely new ethnonationalist party and get it support, or transform a smaller nationalist party (ie DUP) into the new BNP/UKIP except this time actually based.

>>129356505
She deserves it. She put no effort into her campaign, and her throwing Nick Timothy and Fiona Hill under the bus doesn't cover up the fact that she was the idiot who took their advice (on things such as the dementia tax) instead of rejecting it.

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>>129356753
>false flag a terror attack
>it doesn't work

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>>129356712
She killed the Monarchs authority, the media doesn't want us to forget that they're the ones truly in charge.

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>>129356712
Never one to miss an opportunity….

>>129356890
Thanks, you too

>>129356949
Yeah they're pretty BASED but we all love Super National Soldiers in Brit/pol/. They're new you've probably not heard of them.

>>129356902
Is 318 higher or lower than the 331 they had a week ago?

Holy shit are conservatives really trying to spin this election as a good result?

>>129356510
dunno where you have been the last decade but we have had no stability or party loyalty in any coalition

the fuckers do what they want and its killed labour, lib dems, ukip, snp, next up: the tories as may has to resign for this deliberate fuck up trying to avoid brexit

>>129356735
Jim Davidson once commented on my exs tits

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>>129356949
Christian flavour of Sharia law

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1-0 ENGUUUUURRRRLLAAAAANNNNND

SCOTKEKS BTFO RIP IN PIECES

>>129357005
She gave up on motherhood and chose to lead a country.

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IS SHE A TERRORIST

ENGERLAND

>Labour lost
>I THINK IT SHOWS HOW PEOPLE REJECTED THE HARSH STANCES OF UKIP AND THE COSERVATIVES!
Those people I swear to god.

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>>129355956
lol at conservative base all being faggots.
pic related

>>129356668

I was in the same situation exactly 3 years ago, did one of the best things I did and dumped my girlfriend who I think had probably cheated on me with my cousin.

Three years later got a new girlfriend who is amazing, ex is now a single mother and my cousin has tried to kill himself 6 times and is now in a mental hospital.

>>129357184
Where is this from?

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>be Britbong
>vote for Theresa "Browse Anime and youre going to jail" or Jeremy "Browse brit/pol/ and youre going to gulag"
>votes
>no one wins
>go outside
>get stabbed

>>129357124
No different than the Left trying to spin being 60 seats short of a majority as a win.

>>129357124
Mummyfags are literally this deluded that they think she "won" just because Corbyn isn't prime minister. Very sad!

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Anyone like Small Teasers here?

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>>129357184

le 70%

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>>129357196
unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.

>>129357082
>>129357177
Thats fucking awesome. As long as they're for Britain staying white, and curbstomping immigration, they're perfect.

>>129355830
She's a direct family member to me, though I haven't ever met her personally. So is it incest if I wanna throat fuck her?

>>129357310
RARE
A
R
E

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>there are actual tory supporters here who voted away their privacy because of muh islam

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IT'S NOT FAIR JEZZA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PM

FOR THE MANY, NOT THE FEW!

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>>129357250
All it shows is you run on a shit manifesto punishing your core support base, you get shit on.

Still they are too afraid of Jerry to let him win.

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>>129357271
Now this is a real heartwarming story. Thanks anon.

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>>129357310
We have a far right party on power now Tyrone.

Slavery 2.0 Soon, you're gonna picki my cotton edition

>>129357339

Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>129356815
>(((Zac Goldsmith)))
>Resigns to show the goyim he's good
>Macron tier '''independent''' with tories funding and campaigning for him
>2 (two) recounts
>45 (forty five) vote majority
>Voting someone back in 6 months after kicking them out
>He was twitching uncontrollably
>She was dazed
He called in some favours with his father in law to get that back, especially as the other seats around there went yellow. I did hear a rumour that the milkman deliberately moved funding and members away from Richmond though desu

>>129356702
>Nobody save a few students want to cancel Brexit
This is the trick though, and I have been saying it for ages, the people in power who want the status quo to remain the same have been seeking to redefine exactly what brexit means, so that even people who say they want brexit, by there definition what they want isn't brexit. It started immediatly after the referendum, everywhere, cross party, all over the media you would hear over and over again the phrases "soft brexit" and "hard brexit", there is no such thing as a hard or soft brexit, the phrase is designed to trick people into falling for the middle ground logical fallacy, that is to say that only the solution between two extremes is the reasonable one.

So when people say they want "brexit", what they could mean is that they want to remain part of the single market, they could mean that they still want an open borders policy so that companies can hire cheap labour for things like field work (forgetting that our cabbages were not left rotting in the ground before we joined the EU). But that is what is being sold by Labour and the Liberal democrats, what is being sold by the Tories would still likely mean migration in the 200k+ range for years to come, and it would still mean being part of the European Arrest Warrant.

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I SUPPORT THE DUP YO

KEK

FUCKING MORONS

>>129355830
>UK demands grown-up politics
>REEEEE DON'T SIDE WITH BIGOTS REEEEEEEEE I PUT GUARDIAN SENSIBILITIES OVER POLITICAL STABILITY

Hitchens was right

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>>129357414
Safety > (((Privacy))). The internet is a breeding ground for terrorists, pedos and pirates. Somebody has to take control.

>>129355956
>BuzzFeed
Jesus that's worse than the Guardian Anon, what are you doing

>>129357472
I don't think Olney made many friends, she comes across as a right bitch.

>>129357496
LOOKS LIKE FERTILIZER IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

The meter-man is putting microphones in my electric cupboard, I have to go now, they're listening

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>>129357184
>tfw when nobody taught you how to catch a ball so you just push it into the net

>>129357540
What safety, is censoring things going to magically make the muslims disappear? Retard.

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is he gonna be ok lads?

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THIS IS ENGLAND

>>129357496
Whats wrong with the DUP if you don't mind me asking? They seem pretty based to me.

>>129355454
The funny thing is that they berated us for voting Brexit, which just shows how much the foreigners know - and it is foreigners, in general, not just yanks.

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>>129355830

Seriously how is this whore a conservative?

Sort yirsels oot ya dim english pricks

>>129357540
Mosques are a breeding ground for terrorists not the internet. And pirates come from Somalia where you'll have to return once the DUP are running this show.

>>129357680
The Republicans support Palestine so because the Unionists will do anything to be on the other side of a fight to them they support Israel.

>>129357680
They oppose the Good Friday Agreement, and making them kingmakers in the government violates the neutrality provision.

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>>129356505
>be theresa may
>announce election only a year after becoming PM, maximum oppurtunism
>convinced you will crush comrade corbyn easily and gain 70 seat majority
>all the media on your side, even the guardian hates corbyn
>lose your majority, forced to enter into coalition of chaos

>hurrr le fake news is against mummy!

>>129357647
>At least two photos stopped to take photos instead of helping
Humans were a mistake

>>129357680
Don't listen to him burger he's probably a dinosaur and in a DUP Britain dinos are fucking BANNED!

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support us you cuck goy

dup

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>>129357872

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>>129357721
ya paki scotcuck

>>129357872
You can't ban something that doesn't exist.

What can I do with my pet dinosaur of I plan to move to N.I.? Are dinosaur shelters gonna take a good care of him?

>>129357647

Can someone help me get up, I'm too tired lol.

>>129357540
>Safety > (((Privacy)))

t. GCHQ

>>129357803
>Breaking the terms of our surrender
We Adolf now?
Shit, when can we send the SAS and Ulster Constabulary back?

Truly the sport of fuckwits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_SamC9rTGc

How long till every England player a half-cast?

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>>129357680
>unironically believing that dinosaurs don't exist
>making up their own language and making it be printed alongside the others

It's like essence of autism. They don't really give too much of a shit about brexit either by the way, they are just going to prop up whatever the enfeebled Tory party want for a short while.

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Stream where

>>129358007
*didn't

>>129357926
t. a self-respecting Irishman

>>129357831
there's not much you can do to help really is there mate

Happening?

>>129357633

>>129358020
>Knickerless virgin
Got a chuckle

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>>129357970
MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY

>>129357540
>WhatsApp encryption makes us unsafe
>But Islam is a religion of peace tho
-Theresa May, probably

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>>129356974
>It's same thing as ARE COX
>>129357143
What did he say?
>>129357132
>no stability
>What was 2010-2015

>or party loyalty in any coalition
I'll give you that. Gay marriage and tuition fees.
>>129357310
>Mauritius
It's not halal for you to be posting anywhere on 4chan because of all the haram content on here like pic related

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>>129358020
>Pianne Faggot

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>>129357962

>>129357414
there is no such thing as privacy on the internet

if the government doesn't get it corporations will

>>129355956
What happens when your party isn't conservative at all and has been center left cuck shed for a few decades. The reaction to DUP really highlights how narrow our options truly are making them look super extreme or something, whatever if they come to england DUP will get my vote.

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>>129358110

>>129358087
https://twitter.com/hashtag/aveley?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash

>>129358087
>knives
>hit and run

Something doesn't quite add up.

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>>129358020
>Jizza Cwoarwyn

>>129357599
She does come across as a right bitch but she was a third party MP and she was holding back a (((Rothschild)))

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This is the sorry state of our country
Theresa May wants to help us but people keep being tricked by socialism...

>>129358150
Just said they were massive, she was a fat bitch to be fair.

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>>129358007
>weeminfowks' lavatries

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jew wot m8

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>>129358020
Saved for future use

>>129355802
he can form a minority government and the lib dems, greens and sdp could support their manifesto then thats it. they have to get support form other parties every time they want to pass legislation but the greens and sdp have already said they are open to this.

>>129357826
It's so much worse than that.

>call a Brexit election but refuse to divulge plan for Brexit
>expect such a big majority that they throw literally all the evil shit Tories want into the manifesto (fox hunting, let poor kids starve at school, steal homes from the elderly, drop part 2 of Leveson Inquiry etc...)
>have to u-turn on election pledge before the election
>depend on soundbites regardless of the question
>refuse to interviews to much of the media
>depend on stock answers and falter in literally every single media appearance
>lose Tory safe seats like Canterbury and Kensington

>>129358269

Round the corner to me (Purfleet), might go and have a butchers lads.

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It's been almost a year. When are you leaving the EU?

>>129357987
It was only favourable because Labour are cucks, terrorists, traitors and IRA sympathisers.

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>>129356541
Why so anti-American?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3926982/Theresa-s-chief-staff-warned-didn-t-want-reaching-Donald-Trump-seized-Republican-nomination.html

LOOK AT THIS S H I T

May's advisers were utter bratty uni wank and obviously never wanted Brexit to succeed, hated Trump and wanted mass immigration.

So either May purposely took part in this sabotage or she is so empty and unsure of herself she got svengali'd by a pair of backstabbers.

>>129358007
Irish, although a real language, is basically completely dead, like 1% of the republic speaks it

Don't know why norn shouldn't also be included in signposts if Irish has to be

>>129358007
>Calling Irish a made up language
It's a dead language, but it's most certainly not made up. My Dad told me that if you went beyond the pale when he was a kid nobody would be able to speak English

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HE REAL TERRORISTS IN IRELAND..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndYPp-3cvbk [Embed] [Embed]

any self respecting irish man should not contribute to this forum.

these people are not your friends, this is not a place for open discussion, its just somewhere to troll shills and little dickheads who dont matter.. :) ...

played by jews kek

>>129358462
Never. The dream is dead. The only thing to do now is to becme martyrs for Britain.

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ULSTER SAYS YES

>>129358269
>Averley

I guess the reports about pakis going out to the completely undefended country are true

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>>129358462
Never
>"Relax," said the night man,
>"We are programmed to receive.
>You can check-out any time you like,
>But you can never leave!"

>>129358436

Hope you've got a gun lad, this is the sort of stuff people have been concerned about.

Terrorist attack in London with loads of police, quick response but an attack in a rural village could be 30-40 minutes before you get armed police response.

>>129358550
Was your dad a child in the 1750s?

COPE
>>129355972

Abortion stats:

http://www.euro.who.int/__data/assets/pdf_file/0004/69763/en59.pdf

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-36266873
>That's globally as far as I can tell

56,000,000 children murdered/year

https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/may/24/abortion-statistics-england-wales

Abortions
>189,931
Births
>695,233
Percentage of conceptions ending in Abortion
>27.3%

Numbers are higher in Eastern Europe (not Poland, they're less than 5%)

>>129358020
>knickerless virgin
kek

>yfw you realise May is playing ∞D chess and the election has been a ruse to let Corbyn stay as leader of Labour for 5 more years before they get utterly annihilated in 2022

>>129358711


>https://theguardian com/news/datablog/2011/may/24/abortion-statistics-england-wales
https://archive.is/8mbqI

Based Scotland

ENGLAND ARE FUCKING USELESS

OOFT

Free kick.

>>129357267
Who is this qt?

>>129358487
It wasn't even favourable then. If the actual terms of the agreement were publicised most Englishers would've had a shit fit. Decades of terror and savagery met with amnesty and government office?

>>129358462
When are you building a wall?
When are you getting rid of Obamacare?
When are you banning people from terrorist states from traveling to the US?
When are you locking her up?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/815476/DUP-election-2017-Theresa-May-coalition-Conservative-minority-government

>A No 10 spokesman said “We will not be providing a running commentary.”

Where have i heard this before?

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>>129358462
when he returns

Population: 8,381 Aveley

fuck

>>129356105
How do the lib dems exist?

Tories who have a conscience?

>>129358846
This is literally the future of life in the UK. Not being able to go anywhere or do anything without the underlying threat of being Jihaded by some sad little cunt.

And don't you dare talk about it you fucking racist.

>>129358884
>Tories who have a conscience?
Wrong. They are the most soulless and corporatist of all "main" parties.

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>>129358711
>MY BODY, MY CHOICE

>>129358797
Not favourable to the public, but to Labour and Blair it was.

Based grifsu

>>129358884
They're more like "even more beta SNP" at this point

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>>129357607
Google's face recognition software is top notch. Patents have been put in to determine your micro-movements and aggressions, including how fast and even hard you punch the keys when replying to tweets, anons, etc. Time to wake up to whats coming.

Oh Owen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQWmmcK1ujE

TOP FUCKING KEK

ENGLAND BTFO

>>129358804
>When are you building a wall?
Construction starts early 2018 at the latest.
>When are you getting rid of Obamacare?
Sometime this first term.
>When are you banning people from terrorist states from traveling to the US?
Temporary ban this month, permanent ban this year.
>When are you locking her up?
That was hyperbole, I don't actually care about Clinton or any other criminals of the past, I only care about immediate execution of traitors in the future.

Fuck sakes England....

WOW ENGERLAND GETTING REKT


EMBARRASSING

Press F for Joe Hart

FUCK ME

HAHAHAHAHA

England are SO fucking wank. Jesus Christ.

>>129358711
It really is hilarious that baby murder is even an issue in the real world. You'd be called over the top for putting it in dystopian fiction.

>>129359013
I think you've just defined the entirety of New Labour's policy for the Blair decade

How much shit can i get in for carrying a Knife around for self defence

>>129358959
So what are they?
I'm old labour. btw so I get the Labour divisions and how the Lib Dems formed etc but what are they in todays climate?

Like who do they get support from?

>>129359071
lmao

>>129359223
like 3-5 years I think

>>129358020
torrent when

>>129359223
Same as a gun, I suppose, so why not opt for it?

>Getting beat by a nation of gibs that rejected independence

England pls

>>129359028
KEK

>>129358957
Chance of dying in a car crash:

1 in 700

Chance of getting struck by lightning:

1 in 350,000

Chance of dying in a terror attack:

1 in 1,200,000

Hmm yes people won't be able to do anything without getting killed by terry wrists!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvWPL6SSTs

Thoughts?

>>129358695
No, 1950/60's
>>129358711
Thank you anon. I'm a little suprised that the highest place is Latin America, I thought it would be the burgers. That repeat abortion rate in England of 26% is especially disgusting, you should only be able to have one

>>129359223
If you injure or kill with it, it's classed as premeditated and you will be charged. Fucking silly I know.

>>129359386
you can avoid all of those things with common sense, not a terror attack

>>129359165
I've brought it up, tentatively, a few times with mates or in pub chats and been called a disgusting cunt every single time. Slapped twice for even suggesting that men should have to sign off on it, or that we should do all we can to reduce it to the bare minimum possible.

2-2

Phew

Wow the second half has been a pretty good match desu

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Fuck all these fenian shills

>>129359071
I could write a computer script that pumps out Owen's response to every possible political outcome

He offers no insight, no meaningful points, it's just boilerplate leftist shit, every single fucking time. He is not a commentator, he is a labour politician in waiting, why the media insists on treating him like a fucking journalist and not an activist continues to baffle me.

>>129359223
A lot of shit. Really not at all worth risking.

C U C K E D

the absolute state of Scotland, couldn't hang on to the greatest day in their lives, will literally anything good ever happen to them?

>>129359507
Aye, crackin finish.

>>129359386
>Accidents are the same as being Jihaded
>Living amongst our direct enemy is fine because people also fall down stairs

kys lad

>>129359088
>First one
good.
>Second one
[Citation needed]
>Third one
Throwing a dart at a map of the muslim nations does not determine a terrorist state
>fourth one
>That was hyperbole
>'I'm going to lock her up'
>Hyperbole

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SO BASED YOU FUCKING CLOWNS

>>129359071
>Anti women's rights
>They're led by a woman?
>T-they oppose the right of women to choose
Choose to do what, Owen? Choose to kill inconvenient children, Owen?
I don't disagree that it might affect the 'peace-process' though. I anticipate in increase in Republican activity in the next few years if it goes ahead.
Maybe we can go full 1605 and just ban Catholics from London again?

>>129359461
>you can avoid all of those things with common sense

Yeah, you can avoid a drunk truck driver smashing into you at 60mph on the motorway with common sense guys!

>>129359571
Can you name any journalist who regularly appears in the media who is not an activist?

>>129355727
No, we're degenerates not savages.

why do conservatives hate disabled people more than pakis?

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>>129355376

>>129359386
Go ask the people in Syria and Iraq if they have a 1 in 1,200,000 change of dying from Isis

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>>129359398
Extremely intolerant desu, I thought progressivism and cultural relativism was all about accepting people for who and what they are?

>>129359640
Legalised heroin?

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AAHHHH HELP ME, I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO BE PM. QUICK MICHAEL! STAB ME IN THE BACK AGAIN IN A TOTALLY REAL AND IN NO WAYS PRE-ARRANGED MANNER!

>>129359223
Where do you live?

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>>129359461
Terror attacks will be a thing of the past very soon.

>>129359410
Aye I was surprised at that too considering the religiousness of the place, I guess they're all poor as fuck and the (((companies))) have convinced them it's a good idea.

Definitely agree that repeat abortions shouldn't be allowed, it's a fucking mess.

>>129359659
>implying someone like Phillip Green isn't your enemy

>>129359662
The temporary ban is just to set precedence.
>Trump: 'I'm going to lock her up'
[citation needed]

>>129359721
I will.

I'll also ask what the chance of their kid being bombed in a British/American/Russian airstrike or dronestrike.

>Scotlel

>>129359753
Watching Boris lead the Tories in a GE vs Corbyn will be the best political thing ever.

Essex police saying it's not terror related

>>129359571
We already have one Gina Miller, why create another?

>>129359501
Just look up the law, we don't even class babies as people until they are born. You can go and stab a woman in the womb the day before she gives birth and you won't be charged with murder, but with "child destruction", that and words like "foetus" instead of baby serve to dehumanise and thusly take away rights.

>>129359680
Perhaps I should rephrase, he is a labour party activist, not a general activist

As to answer your question: Janan Ganesh, Isabel Hardman, Tom Newtonn Dunn

SCOTKEKS BTFO

>>129359071
Funny how he gives a shit about terrorist endorsements now.

>>129355802
It could yet prove to be impossible to Theresa May to form one, too. At which point he gets a shot (and will also fail). Then we're back to square one.

Fuck knows what happens with the EU Negotiations while all this is happening, mind.

>>129359918
Debates would be hilarious.

>>129359929

Bunch of lads crashing a stolen car and doing a runner looks like.

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>>129359386
>Car crash
>Accidental, so long as cars exist accidents will happen, and they'll be prominent as long as masses of people drive

>Ligihtning
>Force of nature, totally random, completely unstoppable

>Terrorism
>Malicious, intentional, part of a greater campaign

You haven't put things in perspective, m8. It's not even 'apples and oranges', you've compared apples, to potatoes, to fucking bulgar wheat.