Jeremy Corbyn Prepares Labour's own Queen's Speech

>>129355179
Nice try https://archive.is/rulDK

>>129355215
thank you.

Looking forward to the Tories teaming up with terrorist sympathizers in a stark violation of international law.

Now that's a coalition of chaos.

>>129355179
wait so he really is this delusional that he thinks he won and can be in power?

>>129355369
Did you know that the Theropod is a homosexual deception?

It's true. Dinosaurs could never fit on the ark.

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>>129355621

>In the interests of the country we are willing to form a government – a minority government – to put forward a programme, a Queen’s speech, as well as an alternative budget and an alternative programme for the Brexit negotiations,” he said. “And then it is up to other parties if they want to support us.”

Corbyn saves the day. Gerry Adams is waiting with the swing votes.

>>129355621
>he thinks he won and can be in power?

So: that isn't how it works in the UK. Her Majesty's Government is, in reality, whomever can "command the respect of Parliament" I.e. whichever group thinks it can actually get shit done.

In the simple cases that's just whoever has the majority; at least 50% +1 seat. In less simple cases of a hung parliament, it could be *any* group. The rules say that the incumbent normally gets first try at forming a Government, so that's what the Conservatives are doing. But, if they can't reach a deal with the DUP, and Theresa decides that she can't govern with a minority government, then it would be expected for somebody else to have a go. In this case, that would be Labour.

Would it be sensible or realistic? Almost certainly not. Most minority Governments don't last more than 12 months: Labour would be far better off just waiting and watching the Conservative/DUP chaos machine collapse, and then force a parliamentary vote on another General Election.

It doesn't matter what happens. Civilization is dead, it just hasn't stopped moving yet.

>yay this guy
>boo that guy

It's all a load of shit

>>129356674
>we have choice in our rapist
>yay
>#labour

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>>129356674
>Civilization is dead
What are you on about?

>Canada has a parliament system just like the UK
>our minority governments work out just fine
Why can't you brits figure this shit out

>>129357323
You have an entirely different second house, and it makes a big difference to how legislation is passed.

Also Canadians are just generally more polite and able to work together (apart from those fucking Quebecois of course)

>>129357323
Canadians just love minorities.

>>129355179

Why the fuck does he think he'd get a speech through?

>>129357955
If he was invited to try by HM The Queen following the failure of the Conservatives to form a government.

>>129355215
>rulDK
>Denmark Rules
>Norwegian flag

kek. Danish supremacy.

>>129358298

Parliament would still have to vote on it.

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>>129355179
Comrade Corbychev is like our very own Hillary Clinton. He's gonna feed the media lies for the next 12 months & spout some nonsense narrative for the retards to eat up cause he lost.

>>129358897
but unlike hildawg he has a chance of surviving to the next election. and then you factor in the DUP and the social waves they are causing. it's not looking good for the cons

>>129358830
Yes. If it happened, it'd be just as unlikely that Labour could get it passed, too. And at that point HM The Queen would be forced to dissolve parliament (I forget what the actual process would be; I'm not sure it's happened in the modern history of the UK) and we'd have another General Election.

However if Labour were summoned to the palace and HM The Queen asked Jeremy Corbyn to try, the Labour party are unlikely to say "No".

>>129358897
>lost

Nobody won. I don't see Theresa May standing down either.

Based Corbyn. Can't wait for all my free shit.

>>129359347
Farage is gonna take the next election.
Screenshot this anons.
>>129359638
May has formed a government with permission from her majesty. Corbychev lost.

>>129360523
>May has formed a government

No, she hasn't. Until her Queen's Speech Bill is passed (including the HoL), she hasn't done anything.

She is currently attempting to form one. The Chief Whip has flown out to Belfast to start talks with the DUP (which was silly, because the DUP won't do anything except go to church tomorrow...). It'll be days before they reach agreement and longer still before the Bill is published.

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>>129360936
is forming* my bad. Still fuckin won.

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>>129360936
>It'll be days before they reach agreement and longer still before the Bill is published.

By then the conservative party will be in disarray. social is media going mad. No one signed up for the D-U-P.

>>129356437
I think that's exactly what Corbyn is planning. He knows the Tories will not let him govern, thus this forces them to butter up the DUP and pray it all goes somewhere other than shit (it won't).

19-dimensional conkers

>>129361225
>Still fuckin won.

Nobody won.

>independent

Since ceasing to be an actual newspaper the Indie has transformed into nothing but a 'fake news' coping mechanism for Remainers. Literally nothing they've predicted or stated has become fact.

She is trying to ban encryption.

>The financial and banking sector will make do without.
>Forced to INNOVATE

>>129361821
May's lost her majority and probably the support of the party and whatever popular support clout she could claim. Labour gained seats thus reaffirming Corbyn's power over the party, and now they just have to sit back in the peanut gallery and watch the shitshow implode further. That's a win in my book.

>>129362394
Yeah...there were Political gains and losses: May lost (big) and Corbyn gained (big). The Lib Dems gained, the SNP had loses. But nobody stood out as a true winner. The only winning move for May was to increase her majority, and that clearly didn't happen.

Classic marxist just seizing the means of production

>>129362747
"Going up" is always a win.
If Corbyn had actually won the election, he'd have to govern, something he can't do.
Being able to throw critique in popular opposition is his ideal scenario. In fact, it's the only thing he's good at.

The Tories have no principles, never have, and will cut any deal necessary to stay in power. They managed to form a coalition with the Lib Dems so it shouldn't be hard to get the DUP on board. A few concessions on N.I issues, they will probably relax the laws on Orange marches etc which will be more than enough to keep the Unionists happy.

Give it a few weeks until the EU start sticking the knife in and trying to bully us. May has a chance to stand up to them and look tough. The British people will love that. The election hype over Corbyn will die down. The Tories will learn from this and next time around they will run a much better campaign (with a much better leader). Corbyn has gone as far as he can and still came up 50 seats short of the Tories. If May hadn't mentioned the Dementia tax, she would have been home and dry

Interesting times. I predict a raging hard boner of a Brexit as May tries to salvage her reputation as being "bloody difficult". Expect unrest in Ireland in the coming years. Corbyn has now heightened expectations of himself and his shadow cabinet and people will soon remember just how fucking incompetent and embarrassing Labour are under his leadership. It won't be long before some monumental fuck up on his behalf

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>>129356437
>the Conservative/DUP chaos machine

>>129362989
>"Going up" is always a win.

Closing a 20 point gap to 3, in 6 weeks, is a huge win.I can't think of any other party that has ever done such a thing.

Losing the majority you had in a snap election you didn't need to call is such a huge lose I can't even put it into words. If it wasn't for the Brexit negotiations due to start they'd have been carrying her furniture out of Number 10 on Friday morning.

>>129363005

I have a feeling we're going to be keeping freedom of movement and membership of the single market.

Jeremy Corbyn is not the Socialist Choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2wcUz8h6Wo&t=4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35r0A2vpcWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAdwyS88H6c

>>129363005
I wonder how the islamic extremists are reacting to the DUP and all it entails.

They have this idea of the UK as a bunch of softies, now they are getting a look at the fnest in British Terror and it's besties with the government. it's gotta be having an effect.

>Mohammed meet Steven Jones and the boys from East Belfast
>now tell him what you were saying about what you were going to do to the Brits with your jihad.

>>129363441
Of course you are. The UKIP & tabloid-trash crowd can bullshit all they want, at the end of the day the economic welfare of the UK is too interwoven and mutually dependent on the EU and the Single Market to prosper outside of it. Both sides know this.

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>>129363441
>DUP allowing such concessions to papism

>>129363506
>Maoist
C'mon.

>>129363943

They're 10 seats, no-one gives a shit what they want.

>>129364589
are you on drugs.

they are using those ten seats to bend the cons over the barrel.

>>129364589
They're 10 seats who are about to enter negotiations with the Conservatives on the terms of a coalition agreement. They're 10 seats who know full well that they are the Conservatives ONLY possible coalition partners. They literally hold all the power right now.

>>129364788
lewd

>>129364826
CONCESSIONS
O
NCESSIONS

>>129364788
>>129364816

LibDems conceded on everything while having 57 seats in a coalition.

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>>129364935
you're still at the bargaining stage.

acceptance will come soon

>>129364935
No, the LibDems got some concessions. AV+ referendum, cabinet seats, the Conservatives pulled a bunch of their tax plans etc. But even so, the Lib Dems were naive fools; the DUP won't make the same mistake. DUP MP as Northern Ireland Minister anyone?

>>129364932
be a m8 bin that r8p

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>>129365238
may is clearly a masochist, who knows what the DUP will get out of her.

>>129361225
b-but he made his own sign before stealing someone else's?

Sounds like capitalism at work.

>>129365192

Didn't they want PR, not AV?

>>129365483
we can't all have a house based economy based on chinese laundry money.

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>>129365451
I'm quite looking forward to see what happens from it.

>>129365587
Yes; they were fucking idiots for agreeing to the watered down referendum.

>>129365654
OVER THE BARREL

>>129355179
kill a commie today
make the world a better place

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>>129366953
I wasn't in the car long enough to hear the segment, but NPR was advertising how exactly May had fucked herself and would be out of office not within a year but within a month.

They were salty as hell, and I hadn't heard a word about labor or DUP until I got back home to /pol/.

>>129357323
No canada you don't understand, we don't mean a government solely being made up of minorities

>>129363005
I would argue that May has no principles, making a deal with the DUP before speaking to them and laying down terms just to stay in power.

She is power hungry and will fold as soon as any pressure is applied and brexit will be a fucking disaster with a paper leader.

>>129367336
the DUP have beliefs that modern english conservatives 'have progressed beyond'. they are in shock.

Now the DUP is in the daylight when they benefitted greatly from being out of it. It's like a monty python sketch meets larry david.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>129367336
When she'll be out of office is really anybody's guess

If Brexit talks seem to be going well then more people could gain confidence in her as leader.

Unless there's a candidate that nearly everyone agrees on to replace her it would hurt the country's negotiating position if they changed leaders immediately before or after negotiations began with the EU

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>>129355179

I don't see why we can't have a ranting maniac as Prime Monster. Politics is so damn boring.

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>>129367938
But I think your compatriots are quite right about May not really having morals beyond running an organization. That is really all that I had liked about her in the first place as the potential brexitmaker. But it was not meant to be, I suppose.

We've secured Trump. Brexit is the single most important thing in world politics now. That's my opinion, and I was glad to see /pol/ and all the rest of the world understanding it these past few weeks.

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>>129368214
with the way the quantum foam is being memefolded we could end up with David Icke as PM before 2025.

>>129355179
But Conservatives already have a deal with DUP

Wtf is going on in Bongland? I thought May got a rwds coalition that was going to run shit? Now this commie cuck might win because muh feelz?

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>>129368405
top kek
would the lizard queen allow it?

>>129356674
Oh hello Eddie

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>>129368565
All that has to happen is Grichka and Igor come to a consensus on the matter.

>>129356437
It's like you faggots don't even have a real government. Just who cries the loudest about muh feelz is in control. What strange system. But there I go expecting sanity from a nation that was founded on the values on King Henry VIII.

>>129362394
>>>129361821
>May's lost her majority and probably the support of the party and whatever popular support clout she could claim.

Good she's a fucking shill and needs to go.

All this has done is show how utterly incompetent she is.

>>129368531

Parliament has to vote on whether it is a viable government or not.

There's pretty much no way that Corbyn will be able to form a government if May cannot.

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>>129355179
>He still doesnt realize he lost

>>129364589
>being this embarrassingly ill educated on politics.

You dumb cunt, probs northerner.

>>129365451
Megaman Legends <3

>>129368851
wtf are you even talking about? you have the comprehension skills of an infant and no the bollocks you speak is not how our gov works.

>>129369371
comfy visuals. wholesome gameplay. truly an aesthetic and enriching experience.

>>129369005

>he thinks just because they're in a coalition that will make the 'moderate' Conservatives suddenly vote for far right policies

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>>129368795
>tfw you realize the Bogdanoffs control the very fabric of reality

>>129364816

They don't hold any power, because they're not a centre party. They are a far right party, they would pale at the notion of a Corbyn gov.

May had to merely walk in there and say "do you want Corbyn in government" , "no? Neither do I, give us your support for the confidence votes and we're can prevent that"

Much like it comes to EU Brexit negotiations people seem to have tunnel vision and forget about the surrounding factors.

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>>129369641

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>I am the real Queen of England Mr. Corbin!

>>129372303
LOL RETARD DRUMPF CAN'T SPELL
TOLMF BLOMF

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>>129372613
wtf?! i'm with her now!

>>129367759
I kek'd at this. Good on you mate.

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From the next PMQ

>>129363943
If only the Reverend Ian Paisley. God rest his soul, were alive to guide us through this.

>>129364589
If they don't vote May's Queen's Speech/budget/defence reviews through then she literally has no right or ability to form a government, they hold all the power.

>>129368531
May has got shit and she knows it.

>>129358897

What are you talking about you delusional cuck. We have no overall majority, and now May is going to cosy up to NI terrorists (after running a smear campaign about how Corbyn is pals with NI terrorists) to try to form a government with a majority of 2....1 once the speaker is lost.

She's shitting all over the Good Friday agreement and the peace process in NI to cling to power.

>>129375790

Members of the Conservative part could vote against her yet.

>>129369560
It's more a case those 10 seats have a great deal more power than they should have as every other party is staunchly anti-Tory.

May's going to have to offer something sweet to them otherwise she isn't going to be able form any meaningful government.

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>>129376285
God I fucking hope so. I can't explain how much I hate this vile bitch.

>>129363005

> May has a chance to stand up to them and look tough.

May still has to broker a deal with the DUP. She's a shite negotiator and speaker by all accounts. Once she gives the crazy fundies the moon on a stick to hold on to the shakiest of majorities, the fun will really begin.

Corbyn's proven himself to be capable. Closing a 20pt lead in 4 weeks is incredible. The parliamentary party seems to be onside with him now, the Tories are on the back foot and looking scared. There's not even anyone who can take May's place.

We're witnessing the death of neoliberalism, and the birth of jam communism.

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>>129376740
>the birth of jam communism.

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>>129376740
It's telling that the Chief Whip was over in Belfast today and not May herself.

>you will live to see Jeremy Corbyn become Prime Minister

I'm so happy.

>>129376740
I bought some Coleman's powder I'm trying to figure my way through and a new bottle of HP sauce I thought I'd hold off on until real brexit. But this timeline is just too comfy.

>We're witnessing the death of neoliberalism,
and the birth of jam communism.
brilliant

>>129356437
This. He is literally forcing the Tories to accept whatever stupid demands DUP will give them for a coalition just to unleash the chaos the minority government. Red Tories are weeping right now

>>129355179
Fuck. UK politics are fucking horrendous. Its like special ed for honorable peasants. The only Country more fucking spastic is leafland

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>>129377234
And all Trump has to do is wait and watch. This is going to be so much fun.

>>129356437
DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories - BBC News
https://apple.news/AguNN0gfdTxmbcYZoyrlJ7g

>All these tory shills pretending he has lost
Literally turned the tables so hard that before the election Labour was the divided party and an unpopular leader against a united Conservative party and now suddenly it is the complete reverse. How is that a lose? He made socialism relevant again. How is that a lose?

>>129377580
What does this have to do with Trump?

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This country is a fucking joke. Like an earlier poster said, civilisation is dead, the torch has been dropped and buried. Good luck to whoever finds it next.

>>129355834
328 seats = DUP-Tory coalition
322 seats = Everyone else (abstainers = 0)

>>129378133
>How is that a lose?
Because the UK will now be run by the extreme right? Corbyn will never be in power, but you can tell that just by looking at his face. Also, your UBI is never coming. Socialism is over, we are in the new gilded age but this time with high tech.

>>129358364
DK stands for donkey kong

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>>129378321
All it takes is a vengeful Anna Soubry to swing it.

>>129355834
>gerry adams swearing allegiance to the queen
>ever

>>129378321
Don't forget to add Ken Clarke to the 322.

>>129378671
>thinking Gerry just won't cross his fingers

Realistically speaking, who would give a better Brexit? May, or Corbyn? May seemed like a hard Remain-er until she changed her tune after the fact. Corbyn's a leftist but at the same time he's not as pro-EU as other leftists.

>>129378133
>What does this have to do with Trump?
That's exactly the question I asked of all the yuros. Why the fuck are they so interested in this election? And why the fuck are they so educated about it?

I usually got about the same answer. They saw whatever the US did as changing the political climate overseas, and they wanted the kinds of things Trump was campaigning on. Just last night I had a drunk North UK guy tell me he actually legit wanted to be a Yank because we have real free speech laws.

There are 100 things wrong with the US and with Trump, but people 'round the world agreeing with what he's doing ain't one.

>>129378433
playing ball with the DUP will piss off the Red Tories who are already mad about May losing their mandate. This minority government is a dead man walking

>Corbyn will never be in power,

>Corbyn will never win the leadership election
>Corbyn will resign
>Corbyn will lose seats in the snap election
If you say so, increasingly nervous man

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152
>This deal would see the DUP promise to back the government in votes of no confidence and supply - or budget - issues.
In return, the government would support or fund some of the DUP's policies.
These deals tend to be loose and a long way short of a formal coalition.

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>>129378757
>he ends up bragging about it in a typically irish drunken binge
>gets hung for high treason
>ireland comes back under british rule

>>129378782
Well Tony Benn certainly wasn't pro-EU either, the only people in Labour who are pro-EU are the Blairites, who are essentially centre right Tory-lite.

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>>129378819
this is his final last hurrah

>>129378133
Tories are in government and Labour are not, objectively he still lost.

>>129379124
Nah man. With the party and liberal naysayers being made his bitch, this recent Labour manifesto is not even his final form

>>129378782
He's enough of a Leftist to fuck over the UK

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>>129379425
i was being facetious. it's all good bro.

>>129379420
Lost the battle but won (or winning) the war

>>129379718
By your logic Geert Wilders won the Dutch election.

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>>129379992
Sure I guess

>>129379992
No, by his logic this was not a bad loss for Corbyn. Having trouble reading pal?

>>129363005
>Being this much of a Tory shill

>>129380331
This and in the boarder sense the ideological war too. In this election Corbyn slain NuLabour and enticed the majority of younger generation with socialism/social democracy.

>>129369854
You literally have no concept of what is happening. The Conservatives NEED the DUP. No matter what. They have no alternative, and the DUP damn well known it. They'll cave to any fucking demand right now.

>>129377616
>Sinn Féin's leader in Northern Ireland Michelle O'Neill said the DUP had "betrayed the interests of the people" there.

She's sank Northern Ireland to get a few votes, the stupid fucking bint.

>>129378782
Corbyn

During the EU ref he was 'remain' because the majority of his party were but he is actually brexit.

May on the otherhand was remain and now is hard brexit at any cost.

I feel that corbyn would get a better deal just by not being a complete and utter twat plus may bends over like wet paper if any force is applied.

>>129376285
It's beginning to seem likely that she'll face a rebellion of more than 10 Conservative MP's in a deal with the DUP.

That faggot is serisouly dangerous. He has the cult of personality that attracts SJWs better then anyone else. Sorta the SJW version of trump. If any of theses commie LARPers pull that shit off it would be him. He comes off the kind that actully wants it because he is too dumb to realize it never works

>>129382202
This. She's out and soon, the longer she stays in power with the DUP and herself, the more support she hemorrhages.

>>129378819
>This minority government is a dead man walking

Fucking truth on a stick. Another GE before November, if guaran-fucking-tee it.

>>129382819
I doubt it, it would probably mean a Labour government. I think the negotiations will be the end of Theresa.

>>129382202
48 to kick her out with the 1922 committee.

DESU that is easily achieved.

>>129382819
>>129383135
GE will happen, Labour have a good base to build on now unless the tories get a decent leader and get a decent costed manifesto but if they just hold it together as a party and do what they did they could be in goverment.

>>129383135
>it would probably mean a Labour government

So it's hard to imagine, because it has never happened in the modern history of the UK, but imagine: the Queen objects to Theresa entering into a pact with the DUP, which directly endangers an agreement with Sinn Fein for Stormont, and a return to direct rule which endangers peace in NI. OR Tory rebels vote against their own Queen's Speech Bill because they are uneasy at a deal with the DUP OR the HoL vote against the QSB because fuck everything.

At that point the Conservatives will have "lost the confidence of Parliament" and Labour would very likely be invited to attempt to form a Government. Now, if he was smart, his answer is "Your Majesty, I am afraid I can not command a majority" and decline to form a Government (which is true). At that point the ONLY choice is another GE.

Thinking about it, there'd ALSO have to be a Conservative leadership contest before that could happen. So you'd have, what, two or three months without a government? While the AR50 clock was ticking?

Amazing.

>>129355369
Dinosaurs were not real, cunt.

what an actual ridiculous farce this has become

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>>129385633

Please bump

>>129385712
Funniest thing that's happened in decades. It's the perfect storm.

>>129355215
Stop it.

My link, my choice.