IRL Name Change

>>129344742
Adolf.

>What are some redpilled names?
Dick

>>129344742
Carlos and Juan.

>>129344742
First abandon your religion.
Second, pick a white name like James over Jamal.
Third, don't marry your cousin.
Finally, don't tell anyone that you're a sandnigger arab.

Then nobody will bother you.

Also guy or girl names?

John smith

>>129344742
So, what state did you move to?
>names
You could go with Donald or jake

>>129344742
Russ

Lance Sterling

>>129344742
As long as you aren't a goatfucking Muslim, you could be named Ahmad ibn Abibullah al-Hamid, for all I care. Iranians are from the Indo-European ethnic group, so you're honorary white if you fight with us.

>>129344742
Barack

>>129344997
Texas.

>>129344955
>>129345178
I abandoned religion a long time ago because its a meme.

>>129344742
not this shit thread again.
sage.

>>129344742
Call yourself Sandy, desert rat.

>>129344851
this of course

>>129344742
Kill yourself self hating faggot.
خیلی حقیری مادرسگ.

Dirk Hardpec

>>129345246
A lot of hispanics in Texas. Also Californians tend to move there.

>>129344742
Go for something Spanish or Italian sounding. Carlos de muerte.

>>129344742
JIDF come on you can do better

>>129344742
Ernest

John Smith

Adolf Roosevelt Rockefeller

John Ramirez

>>129344742
Pol, Chad or Manny

>>129344955
Marrying your cousin is fine as long as you're in Alabama.

Pajeet Bush

Obongo

This is the second time I've seen this thread in a week. Sage.

>>129344742
don't ever say you're Iranian in person, say Persian, Americans are stupid

>>129344742
Sardar

>>129344742
How do you plan on changing your name if you're not an American citizen?

>>129345708

yeah but if you tell me you're Persian I'll tell you I'm carthaginian and make a bunch of ottoman jokes

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>>129344742
Just call yourself Poo.

>>129345736
hahahaha you browse often

>>129344742
Jeb!

>>129345551
Oh man, sandniggers should always stay out of the south.

https://youtu.be/pKcJ-0bAHB4

Just so you know arab.

>ya'll ain't from round here are ya

>>129344742
Post pictures of your Persian sister

>>129344742

how do they get their teeth so white?

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>>129346083

>>129346238
hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg

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>>129344742
Max Powers

>>129344742
I need to see tits before I can help you.

>>129344742

My advice is to get out while you still can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjFTv1tB8_Q

>>129344742
Scott Curtis.

This name is about as white as you can get.

>>129345534
i vote for chad

>>129344742

OP, you are okay by me. Best of luck to you in this amazing country.

>>129344742
Change your name to Thunderlord

>>129346569
John White

>>129346796
thanks man

>>129344742
go back, sand nigger

>>129344742
Saddams Bin Laden.

t. Iranian-American

Obergruppenfuhrer Smith.

>>129344742
Chad
Brad
John
Joe
Chris
Mike
Matt
David
Adam
Aaron
Alex
Daniel
Eli
Seth
Moishe
Chaim

>>129344742
chad thundercock

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>>129346873
JIDF pls stop.

>>129344742
you should move back to iran.

>>129344742
>if Female
Sandy Vahina

>if Male
Max Pompa

To be more serious, you might want to pic mexican first name rather than "classic" American first name.

>>129344742
You don't have to give up your heritage. We don't ask or expect that, because we also treasure our own. It's what makes you who you are.

When picking a nickname, if you really want to impress in Texas, go with Johnny, Buck, Bronson, Clint, Rusty, Wyatt, or Zane.

You will be hailed as an Arab hero that everyone wants to befriend.

Chad or Scotty. They're both turbo slayer names

Name theory is incredibly legit desu

>>129345965
Henry is a gay name btw

Achmed Achmedani Achmehab Achmadinejad

>>129344742

LARRY
A
R
R
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>>129347568

Engelbert

>>129344742
John and Dick are some of the most american names. i live in Miami, fl and my parents named me John. Last name is an americansih one already, and i was able to get multiple jobs because of my name alone. Especially in Miami. For the interviews i tell them i speak 3 languages and get the job but i guarantee if my name was a spanish name i more than likely would not have gotten it. people see your name and make an assumption always, good or bad. John is a universally known American name. and i thank my parents for giving me that, because it for sure has more than a few times gotten me out of trouble. i have a few cop stories where they see my license and see my name is john and think im white or half white etc etc.

>>129344872
Hehehehe "dick"

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>>129345708

if you say Persian, you faggot, then people will know you're covering up the fact that you don't want to be identified as an Iranian, you faggot, which, for the fact of the matter is, its obviously youre from Iran, anyway, you faggot, because you look half nigger and you are hairy as an ape

you faggot

go back to Iran

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>>129348254
>>129347568

>>129344742

John 'Ham' McBlam

>>129344851
this

>>129344742
Welcome bro

>>129344742
You have posted this thread atleast once before.

>>129349511
I saw it too, he's probably whoring for (you)s

no one said it yet?

Hugh Mangus

>>129346232
Mix turmeric and dental charcoal into coconut oil and brush for five minutes, then brush regularly. Continue daily until satisfied or no further improvement. Once or twice weekly to maintain.

>>129344742
How about Big McLargehuge?

>>129344742
I am being the same of you, friend.
I am have change name make Joe.
Joe good name make people am friend, thanks.
You can of Joe too, more space!!
Thanks, Joe.
Thanks.

>>129344872
Dick Masterson.

>>129345883
McHew.

Nice,

>>129344742
Chad Thundercock and nothing less will do.

>>129344742
Scamp Stevens

>>129344742
Name yourself something that sounds manly, like Hunter or something. Or Andrew, which literally means manly.

>>129344742
You have to do back.

John Smith Al-Amerikani

>>129344742
is that you Henry?

I recommend Johan, Jacob or Matthew.

>>129352348
perhaps Matt instead of Matthew

Hector Ramirez

Changing your name is a display of cuckoldry and disrespect for your father, and in this case hatred of your own ethnic origins as well.

Take on a nickname, if possible something derived from your real name (ie, if your name is Muhammad, become known as "Mo"; Ali -> Al, etc).

>>129344742
Franciso Scaramanga

>>129348531
For those of us who aren't retarded, someone claiming to be Persian is usually an indication that they do not align themselves with the fundamentalist government that started going around demanding that everybody say "Iran" instead of the classical "Persia" after seizing power decades ago.

>>129344742
Augustus Octavian Caesar

>>129344742
Jose Taco

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>>129344742
Max Power

Graham Wellington.

>>129344742
Ronald James Dio.

>>129347320
Albert Wyatt Mann.

>>129344742
Brown Sand Nigger sounds nice

Haram Ka'Blam

Max Power

>>129344742
>I'm trying to integrate and become a patriotic American.

George

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schlomo
Benjamin
Jonah
Chad

>>129344742
fuck off reddit scum ive seen this post everyday this week.

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>>129344742
If you arent Christian go back.

Mohammed Jamal Coinblatt

>>129346344
He's a big guy.

>>129344742
this is an off topic thread and ive seen the exact thread before with the same picture. SAGE

>>129344742
Dirk Diggler

>>129344742

Scott.

>>129344851
Fucking this

>>129344742
Abdulary McMohamed

Rusty Shackleford

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>>129344742
Fuck off we're full you fucking shitskin.

>>129344742
Adolf is a good one, Hans another. I personally prefer Richard, because then people are socially required to call you dick, immediately asserting dominance.

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>>129344742
>What are some redpilled names? I'm trying to integrate and become a patriotic American.
Avishag Shlomit

>>129344742
Harry
Texans like a good pun
Also bathe you stinky fuck
And when a nigger robs your quicky mart
Shoot it. We will like you better

>>129344742
Chad Freedom

>>129344742
Don't change your name or religion or anything. The beauty of America is multiculturalism and diversity. We need more of that not less.

>>129344851
Yes a German one. We won't be able to tell if you're actually German or from somewhere else afterwards

>>129355973
A leaf, every time XD

Freedom Cheeseburgerman

>>129344742
Name yourself August Jefferson.

>>129355973
>we

Kys leaf

Yusuf Esmaili
Ali Mohamadreza
Camyan Shahzadeh
Koskhol Madarsage Jendebaz

>>129356380
>>succ

Biff Rockfist

Streetlamp LeMoose.

You don't need to change your name to integrate. I got a sandnigger name but I was born and raised here with no problems. Keep an Iranian name. If you want a more western sounding Iranian name try Sam, Cyrus (Kourosh), Darius (Dariush),

>>129344742
Goku

>>129345510
This or Chad Thundercock

>>129348531
Yeah but americans are retarded and some don't know

>>129344742
You better drop your old religion as well.

John Denton

>>129344742
Just make it something jewish

Look at Whoopie Goldberg

>>129344742
Nicholas
>Victory for the people

Kendrick Lamar

>>129345708
If you're a Muslim and you say you're Persian you are literal scum.

>>129344742
Last name Eagleburger
Yes, it's a real last name and some truly patriotic US politicians have it. Google it.

>>129344742
Keep your name, while it's imperative you integrate you should also be proud of your heritage.

>>129345097
Kek'd

>>129358390
Unless you are a muslim or mexican.

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>>129344742
You sound pretty cool, OP, and you are the very type of immigrant we desire in this country. Good luck with everything!

Nero :-)

>>129358154
You're a scum since your islamaphobic

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>>129344742
Moxie Crimefighter

>yfw it's a real name

>>129347206
You should say that to all the fucking Syrians and Blacks in your own fucking country you cuck.

Max Power
Lance Rockford
Dick Strongwell
John Steele

there are a lot of good american names out there

>>129352347
Funny cockroach.
>>129355973
Every canadian Ive ever known is a liberal whore. Fuck your country.

>>129344742
Flex McGains

>>129344742
"Mascapoyas"
Classy, distinguished, interesting
The name of a revered Spanish conqueror

>>129344851
This

Adolf Judenshriek

>>129344851
First post best post.

>>129344742
>2017
>cares what bunch of neckbeards in anime plywood board think about you
Just keep your original name and everything that's part of you and be yourself, unless you're a complete mental case you should be fine.

Johnny Kaiser
Lance Magnum
Barack Panther
Danny Lowe

>>129344742
Tommy

>>129344742
Peter Gazinya

Trump and Pence.

>>129344742
Kike is a good name for you

>>129344742
pic: 10/10 would impregnate BOTH.
speak proper english and people wont even know or care to ask about your immigration status.

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>>129344851
This.

>>129344872
Also this.

>>129345407
And this.

>>129347076
>Chad
kek

>>129356962
>Biff
High marks here.

In all honesty, Adolf and Dick are redpilled. Choose one of those and you'll already be on the next level.

>>129357454
>some don't know
its more like 95% dont know, and thats just the "white" population. dont even bother with niggers and spics.

>>129344742

Urethra

>>129363891
>pick a le ebin anatomical part, especially from the lower body area
>suggest that as a name to someone
>That'll show him, meme'd hard xd
Go fuck your mother, homo, that'll show you.

Fjotolf Hansen

>>129344742
Go back.

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>>129344742
>>129346238

Look how OP continuously posts sexually explicit images and never adds anything good. He is another Mindgeek shill. SAGE

>>129344742
Aryan

>>129366156
Go fuck yourself with your proxy.

>>129346009
Alabama isn't that bad.
That was a fun episode but they roll the Gulf South in with Appalachia and Texas in their "evil Christian Republican" stereotype.

>>129344742
Hugh Mungus

>>129344742
>I'm Iranian and just moved to USA.
Move back, sand nigger.

>>129352732
This
>~1980
>8th grade
>hostage crisis in full swing
>playing murder ball
>game starts
>both sides throw all balls at Iranian expat student

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>>129344742
>>129345246
>>129346238

Sargento means leader in Old English. Never met a person named Sargento who wasn't redpilled.

I even designed a logo you could use.

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>>129365337
kek'd

tuck buckford

Texas is getting overrun by H1B sand niggers and poos. Its becoming california 2.0 and it makes me sick. Parts of Texas are still the best but its rare, we need a solution to this degeneracy. We cant let our best state get cucked

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Hugh Jaynus

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>>129344742
Why would I help a terrorist shot skin blend in? I've reported you to the FBI for the crime of not being white.

>>129344742
"Fuck Mohamhead" would be a great name to start. Also "Not Fucking 6 Year Olds Pretending They Are 9", is popular.

>>129345246
Oh nice dude I'm from Texas also! I'm Israeli but look and behave like a goyim. I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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>>129347118
>>129351859
>>129357333
I came here to post this. Or Suq Madiq in case he wants to put everyone at ease with his exotic swarthiness with humor.