Brit/pol/ - Scottish Cuisine Edition

>neeps

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Ruth for PM when?

>>129343816
>tatties

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Can you guys send me a munchie box?

Why do irish loyalists have such shit songs compared to the republicans?
I mean, just compare most the crap on youtube with say, Foggy Dew or Óró sé do bheatha abhaile.
It's shocking.

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>>129343682
5 more years of lefty butthurt, lads. It's going to be great. Labour doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Fuck the Pope and the IRA

Scotland vs England in the football soon. Will any of you geeks be watching?

>>129343873
>wanting a Ministry of Scissoring

>>129343873
Never hopefully.

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>>129343885
cannae send one but ill have one tonight in your honour

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>>129343682
>Onion rings

Looks healthy to me.

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Aberdeen South here.

I just went down to Torry to see Callum McCaig's name getting taken down from the outside of his former office. The new Tory MP was there as the new one went up.

>>129343922
>growing stronger
>has actually grown significantly weaker

The coalition of chaos meme came true.

>>129343923
Up the Union
Up the Catholic Church
Deus Vult

Any Tory frontbencher with actual strength and ambition will NOT want to succeed May and take control of a minority government.

They will bide their time. Either May will stay or someone will commit political suicide.

>>129343912
Relative lack of relevant historical material and no real history of unique cultural music compared to republicans

>>129343873

http://news.sky.com/story/who-could-replace-theresa-may-the-pms-likely-successors-10910722

The (((press))) have already started peddling this, hopefully Based Graham Brady will prevent such degeneracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo

GET DUP'D

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>>129344018
Siding with the DUP will only make the Conservatives stronger and more right-wing. Say goodbye to political correctness.

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>BREAKFAST IN ONE ROLL

Reminder that all huns are targets.

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>David Cameron announces his return to politics and will challenge Theresa May for the Tory leadership
How would you react?

>>129343922
>Growing stronger

Lost seats and a majority goverment while showing she literally has no backbone.

>>129343945
Maybe while i have my tea.

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How long can she last? She has no friends left.

>>129343922
If are Nige does come back into politics, he'll be taking back the votes from Labour, so they are pretty much fucked

>>129344018
To win back pensioners all she has to do is take money from the foreign aid budget to pay for care homes.

>>129344153
David's happy in his shed, fucking his lovely wife, no way he's ever coming back

>>129344153
>Cameron commits political suicide for the second time
Would be diamonds.

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>>129344099
No mention of JRM.

Fake news~!

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Richard Hammond crashes again

> Richard Hammond is seriously injured after a crash in his Rimac at a Swiss race.
> https://twitter.com/giacomobuetler/status/873560299105923074

> http://www.tagblatt.ch/nachrichten/unfaelle-verbrechen/unfall-beim-bergrennen-hemberg;art675,5006095

I knew a Scottish girl, who was lovely. Tall, pretty, wanted to be a primary school teacher. Went to St Andrews etc etc so not some estate scrubber.

Every now and again she would do something disgusting. She had no table manners at all. If she drank it was to destruction. She had weird tattoos in hidden places. She sucked me off in a toilet. It wasn't a tryhard thing, she was just vile at times. She would get all dressed up and end up covered in fag ash and barbecue sauce.

I have no idea if this is the norm but it was horrific, especially when all I knew until that point were girls from the Home Counties and North Yorkshire.

>>129344141
If you were blown up in a IRA bomb do you think they would care?

>>129344054
When Brexit talks inevitably get nowhere due to the EU knowing they can play hardball now, something will have to give

May really has fucked up Brexit with this election

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>SNP get absolutely trounced in terms of votes
>w-w-we still won the election g-guys

Imagine if they held a referendum now.

ABSOLUTELY BTFO, thank God we don't have to listen to the SNP constantly calling for a 2nd referendum any more.

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>>129344186
5 MORE YEARS

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>>129344186
>How long can she last? She has no friends left.
based on my personal experience she can last at least 24 years

>>129344124
You're forgetting that the DUP usually sides with the conservatives anyway and you're assuming that there won't be a lot of Tory rebellions. These fears of an ultraright Tory government will not come to fruition.

The only legitimate concern is the situation in Ireland getting fucked up again because May did what not even Major would do in his worst moments.

>>129344239
They were in Switzerland filming. Clarkson lost a tyre the other day in a Lamborghini.

The Swiss hate motorsport and I'll be surprised if this doesn't bankrupt the production team

>>129344162
A munchie box!

>>129344317
>FIVE MORE DAYS

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>>129344233
I think he's comfy in the back benches.

Has this election guaranteed a Labour government with PM Corbyn in the next election?

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Are we returning to comfy pre-2015 Scotland?

>>129344429
>D-drumpf is going to be impeached any day now!!
You're acting like a deranged Hillary fan.

>>129344018
The fags voted for the left, but that only made the government more right.

Exactly what they deserved.

>>129344483
Yeah pretty much. Total balls up.

>>129344483
It's guaranteed that Corbyn cannot win against a poor Conservative candidate. God knows how he'll do against a decent one.

>>129344483
Not if he can't keep momentum going for 5 years.

>>129344054
I think the time would be now, the party is a shambles and frankly you could not do any worse than May did.

You take over after publicly stabbing her in the face and calling her out for being utterly fucking useless.

Call a new election outright and draw up a complete new costed manifesto and some better policies that people can understand and shake up the front bench if needed.

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>>129344504
>Scotland
>Comfy

pic related, taken from a 1980 photoshoot in Glasgow

>>129344193
I don't think the tories will win back pensioners so easily, their reputation has been majorly damaged now and the vast number of u-turns has hurt them. That's why the tories would prefer an election in 2 years time instead of 2 months.

Any manifesto they release, no matter how popular, will be accompanied by thoughts of "but can i really trust them?".

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>>129344579
Corbyn's career is over. Labour will never be elected again. He spent months on the campaign trail and his little party couldn't even come close to beating the Conservatives.

>>129344483
Can be avoided but many things need to change. New leader is needed and need to remove the 'nasty party' image

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>>129344633
and again

>>129344483
If the Tories hang onto the DUP's coattails for long and fuck up brexit then yes

>>129344271

Complete rubbish, the EU just lost their edge as there will no longer be an election 12 months after the time runs out on A50 but instead in 2022.

>>129344483
Not really. Corbyn promised everything bar a free ferrari for everyone, and still lost.

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It seems like the only people triggered since the election are Tories.

>>129343663
>https://twitter.com/RuthDavidsonMSP/status/873296157270827009
Ok I admit RD, I love it when you have to self censor, if only twitter came with a bleep machine because bleeping makes anything funnier.

Yes I was a fan of beadle's about.

>>129344124
The pro-fag faction in the Tory party is already trying to scupper any agreement with the DUP. I can't see it lasting desu.

>>129344249
The scots are a real fucked up people right now and really need to get their shit together and decide who they are.

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>>129343922
Kek. There's a reason all but the kids and sjws are happy about the outcome for Labour.
Reminder:
This was a great election for Corbyn.
>Gone from a 40 point minimum loss to a 29 seat gain in 3 weeks.
>No blank check for may.
>Proper opposition to May's madness.
>DUP demands soft Brexit.
>Conservative back benchers demand hard brexit.
>May finishing the job of destroying the tories.
>Labour elected next election.

What they get is no brexit due to impossible concessions demanded by all sides.
It sucks if you wanted out hard and fast, our negotiations will be a joke.

The DUP take the Tory Majority to 2 IF they all vote for Tory bills. They can tank ANYTHING controversial the tories plan unless they get their blow jobs. Not to mention her own back bench rebels will need to be appeased constantly

It's a terrible position to be in, weak af.
Corbyn is lucky she is insane enough to carry on desu. Futures bright for Labour.
If she put her party or country ahead of her meglomania she'd quit as soon as possible.

It will be interesting to see how quickly she gets back stabbed hard by her party.

>>129344633
>>129344698
>Catholics
not even once

>>129344413
God no.

>>129344483
Not guaranteed but more likely than before since Labour did not collapse.

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Overdosed on Blackpills lads. I keep dreaming about nuclear war and waking up disappointed that it wasn't real

>>129344284
>Make a shitty sandwich
>Ensure that all the possible nutrition is also eradicated by using fake butter and the most processed bread / meat possible

checks out

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MOGG FAVOURED TO BE PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVKOZr5lJuz/

>tfw Tory member
>will vote for Mogg if he runs

Also the DUP have released their demands. All pretty moderate. All this rubbish about abortion and gays being made illegal is rubbish.

>>129344780
The Tories won, Labour lost. Get over it.

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>>129343682
R E A D Y T O S E R V E
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>>129344397
>These fears of an ultraright Tory government will not come to fruition.

Hopes, remmigration now.

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>>129343682
>muh coalition of chaos even though Corbyn cannot get majority with all other parties
Anyone got the part of his book where he glorifies his cuckolding by a paki

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>>129344633
Glasgow isn't Scottish, it's Irish and Romanian. Take your colony and fuck off.

>>129344789
takbir brother soon enough

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>>129344483
It's guaranteed Labour will not be able to unseat Corbyn and a Tory manifesto with a few giveaways to pensioners and no suprises will likely guarantee them victory.

>>129344878

what are the demands?

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>>129343873
This

>>129344271
>something will have to give

What exactly do you think will give?
I can tell you exactly how the next 2 uears are gonna go right now:
> May's wobbly coalition bumbles along through the provision of immense gibs to the potatoes
> meanwhile the EU fucks Britain over in negotiations
> end up with the softest of soft name-only Brexits, but the entire (((Establishment media))) will shill and disinfo that this is Most Definately Not The Case
> once May's drunk the whole poisoned chalice so she can safely be blamed for everything, all bets are off and the coalition can and will safely collapse into another general
> Corbyn wins with his Magic Money Tree
> turns Britain into a cross between Greece (in terms of being the EU's bitch) and Venezuela (in terms of fucking up the economy)

Screencap this

>>129344878
Conservatives don't allow their membership to elect the leadership.

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>>129344780
Have you been on twitter or reddit yet?

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>labour cucks thinking a ban to encrpytion is a bad thing
>Banning safe spaces for terrorists and pedos is a bad thing

makes you wonder how many leftists are one or the other, if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear

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We've beat em before, we'll beat em again!

ALBA GU BRATH!

>>129344483
>couldn't win against a shit candidate who ran a shit campaign with a shit manifesto

Not really no.

>>129344906
Not entirely wrong you know.

Many people here for example are getting ansty over her internet plans which she should not try to push because of the colossal fuck up she made.

>>129344961
Can someone just assassinate Corbyn already, ideally with a ceramic knife

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>>129344944
OWEN GETS KEKED AGAIN

>>129344878
What are the demands?

>>129344669
I disagree. He's in a better position now than he was and he's basically done a proof of concept with this election. He won't be standing down and the chances are we'll be seeing another general election by the end of the year.
This is very similar to 1974, when a minority Labour government tried to prop itself up with the UUP and Liberals. It didn't work out, but they did go on to win a (one seat) majority in October.

We can only hope that we somehow get the budget and Brexit negotiations done before May leaves. I hope we have someone like Davis at the helm for the next election.

>>129344984
>end up with the softest of soft name-only Brexits, but the entire (((Establishment media))) will shill and disinfo that this is Most Definately Not The Case

You really don't understand the British media, do you?

>>129344780
The ones who understand their situation are pretty triggered. Simpletons think this is a good situation for Tories. Probably the same ones that think she's anti-immigrant.

>>129345109
Weird that it took that to happen for him to realise he was a homosexual

>>129344099
>>129343873
And the best candidate for PM is...
http://www.strawpoll.me/13154496
http://www.strawpoll.me/13154496
http://www.strawpoll.me/13154496

>>129344272
wtf my constituency got more votes than UKIP than the entire of scotland

>>129345031
>banning encryption not a bad thing

No IT firm will touch the UK.

>>129345095
Momentum would just vote in another lefty.

Maybe even Abbot.

>>129344838
What is this from

How many wogs will be in the 'England' team today eh?

>>129344239
switzerland looks like a nice place

ALL TAIGS ARE TARGETS

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>>129343682
what's that? and can you get it delivered?

>>129344780
Tories should be triggered, this is a terrible result
A fucking majority of 2 held together with duct tape and giving money to NI in exchange for the support of a party a million miles to the right of your mainstream support base isn't sustainable, Brexit is going to be a nightmare to negotiate now

>>129345298

Is this a reference to Theresa May?

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SMASH THE CELTKEK MENACE

>>129345318
>what's that?
cardiac arrest in a box

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>>129345015
Yes they do... last time was more of a coronation though as competition stood down.

The MPs narrow it down to two and members vote.

>>129344971
>>129344878

Here are DUP demands

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>>129344838

>>129344483

No this election has guaranteed no Labour government for at least another decade.

Labour offered the most generous manifesto in history full of gibs and it was rejected.

Labour is now under the total control of mumentum and Unite who will drag it further to the left, it will not move back to the centre.

Labour think they've done well but this is the worst possible result for someone who isn't a Trot.

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>>129345206
*blocks your path*

Big Dave is coming back

>>129345377
If it wasn't for us you'd be under a Communist government now. Say thanks Sadiq.

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>>129344633

I'm going to let you into a secret; Glasgow isn't actually that bad. In fact, it's comfy as fuck so long as you stay north of the river and west of George Square. Anywhere near the uni and it's golden.

Scotfags and people from Glasgow keep this to themselves, though, and play up the city's historically violent shithole image so they can continue to live enjoyable lives in affordable houses in a vibrant city.

>>129345143

Difference is the DUP are complete loyalists not just by name, they've already said they will vote with the Tories whilst Corbyn is Labour leader for obvious reasons, they hate him.

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>>129344944

IT WAS OWEN WOT WON IT

>>129345438
you elected 35 communists, apologize mehmet and suck our toes for letting you have tory mps

>>129345438
>us
>le all scots are celts meme

>>129345406
Skimmed through, and they all seem mostly reasonable. None of the shit that the left are using as scare tactics such as limiting abortions or repealing same sex marriage.

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>>129345084
>Many people here for example are getting ansty over her internet plans
>"m-muh internets"
Grow up. Her internet plans exist to protect us from terrorists and pedos. I'd take safety over (((privacy))) any day.

>>129344015
traitor

>>129345525
Is that women in the bottom picture a he/she?

>>129344099
David Davis is the only serious choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpZl61wDBdU

We could have had him instead of Cameron.

>>129345427
I feel like i've seen this pasta before. It's still wrong though.

>>129345631
Yes

>>129345637

There is absolutely nothing false in that post though, nothing at all.

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>loyalists
>loyal
>loyal to the queen

and traitors say this is a bad thing, the absolute state of the left wing.

>>129344272
they dont even want the ref now you complete imbecile.

>>129344698
TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR.

>>129345406

Some very sensible proposals there that I think most people would agree to.

>>129345450
When I was in Glasgow I was met with lots of anti-English sentiment. I was visiting Strathclyde uni (it was my insurance choice), and the introduction to the day was talking about how diverse the uni population was, saying "we even have people from as far away as Yorkshire" which was me. The Scots identified I was English and laughed at me and said Scotland was better. I felt saddened and went and bought a cigar, and a man drove past me and spat at me and shouted "you don't look classy with a cigar you know". Fuck Glasgow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAfTHrtjvPg

>>129345631

It's a she, just an ugly one.

>>129345761
Hmm, I wonder why not

>>129344633
Perhaps Edinburgh is nicer

>>129345406
Well not bad but SF is going to be pissed

>A guaranteed seat at the cabinet for a secretary of state for northen ireland
>Allowances removed from parties who refuse to attend the house of commons

Most of it is more gibs for NI and to make NI more important than scotland or wales too.

>>129345761

They did until Thursday night. May calling this election has killed of Scottish Independence for a generation.

>>129345695
It was voted for by 40% of voters, there's no proof that they'll go further left and eating into the tory majority when people were expecting the end of the labour party is hardly "the worst possible result".

>>129345621
I'd rather we deport all Muslims so we don't need a police state. Everything else the Tories propose is a power grab that won't tackle the root cause, which is Islam - not Islamism.

>>129345065
this
scotland has reached peak tory, once Brexit fails we will surge again and gain independence
alba gu brath brother

>>129345377
SMASH THE ANGLOKEK MENACE!

>>129345820
Good. Stay in your paki shithole.

Gott strafe Engeland!

>>129345914

>there's no proof that they'll go further left

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>129345761
t. fox

>>129345958
GAS THE CELTKEKS NOW

>>129345784
>>129345612
A number of the things on the right hand side are politician speak for suppressing nationalism, the thing about parading in particular is weasel speak for bringing the parades commission under the complete control of the Orange Order

Own is flying high. Is he ever gonna crash?

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>>129345820
>uni induction
>went and bought a cigar

>>129345851
>>129345906
they just didnt though
Sturgeon always said Spring next year or after the brexit terms are known.
are you really that blind?

>>129346051
Yeah, I understand now the guy in the car was right and I looked like a prick.

>>129345263

Punisher: Armory. Someone storytimed it on /co/ recently, might still be floating round the archives

>>129345406
Having a DUP MP as NI Secretary might piss off Sinn Fein but other than that it all seems pretty reasonable

>>129345406
>an early referendum on the European Union
When is this from?

>>129346100

If she can't even garner 40% of the vote she's completely fucked and she knows it hence why she's completely stopped talking about a referendum.

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>>129345627
>Not wanting scotland filled with pakis makes you a traitor.

Neck yourself Snp cuck.

>>129346016
SUBMIT TO YOUR GAELIC OVERLORDS, ANGLOKEK!

won a cheeky 120 quid for labour winning over 183 seats

>>129346244
The SNP still got the majority of Scottish seats. Indyref 2 is still happening.

>>129346017

Downing Street isn't going to be bothered about meme local issues like that but they would happily sign up to that list.

>>129346301

Seats, but no where near the majority of votes, a referendum is not won by seats you prat.

Guy eating book on sky news.

>>129346244
you do realise Independence support was at 25% when they called they last ref?
fucking listen to yourself

>>129345406
>an early referendum on the European Union
What?

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LOL

Sargon is pissed that the Tories got fucked now he's pretending to hate them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JymtGcDAg-M

BTFO

>>129346301
She *LOST* support to the TORIES.

That says enough, she gave the tories their biggest gains in Scotland for 20 years.

If that isn't a pie to the face I don't know what is.

>>129346356
>tories get 700k
>snp get 950k
IT'S NOWHERE NEAR A MAJORITY

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>>129346251
>Implying theres any left
All celtic nations are infested with far-left mongrel larpers.

>>129346437

Tories + Labour = 1.4 million

Have fun winning a referendum.

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>>129346401
>le meme opinion man

>>129343977
Salad, fucking poofter

>>129344124
>Young people had the choice to vote for a stable future - a future with the least uncertainty if you like
>Young people instead voted for a coalition of chaos because of comrade corbyn
>The coalition of chaos in their minds right now being conservatives making a coalition with DUP
>This poster was part of the conservative campaign
N-NANI?!

>>129346401
It's may he hates.

LOTS of Right leaners hate her plans for the internet with a fucking passion, infact I'd be interested to see just how many secretly voted Corbyn to kick that to the side and just rough it for another term.

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>>129344483
The Tory manifesto was a shambles, May is a robot, and Labour only got such a surge because no-one expected the UKIP voters to prioritise gibs over border policies. For Labour to actually win the next election they need to keep the UKIP vote (which will mean not pandering too hard to the leftist fanbase, who are currently screaming, "Immigrants in!") and for the Tories to basically sit back and do nothing, which is unlikely given the reaction they're having to May's fuck up. It's a possibility that Labour will sort their house out but nothing's guaranteed, and 2022 is a long way away right now. If they simply expect to sail to victory on #Momentum then (barring a complete and total Tory meltdown) they haven't a chance.

>>129346378
At that point they had nothing to lose and all the momentum, now they have everything to lose and the tide is against them.

>>129346301
Sadly the defender is decided by people, not SNP MPs

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Say it with me:

MADAME
PRIME
MINISTER

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Tell me more about these guys. Are they Britain's only hope?

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>>129346401

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This actress is already worth more money than you lads will make in a lifetime.

>>129346519
you're assuming every single labour voter supports the union
you just dont have an argument, you can't judge a referendum before the campaigning for it has started

>>129346595
>defender
Referendum, ffs

>>129346671

>a nationalist voting for a unionist party

You haven't quite thought this through have you?

Cyber nat denial in it's purest form.

>>129346672
Warm today isn't it

>>129346652
They are snakes who destroyed the UUP and will probably do the same to the Tories.

But they have socially conservative policies so /pol/ likes them.

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>>129346652
They're our guys.

>>129346559
A few weeks ago he was raving about how wonderful she is. He's a complete faggot.

>mfw NIs interference in British politics pisses off the Brits so much they demand reunification to get rid of them

It was a game of 6D chess all along, the DUP are cryptorepublicans

>>129346655

Sargon is such a child, it always comes out the second he's rattled

>>129346661
but i can walk

>>129343682
Apologize England. Everything is your fault.

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Now heres a conspiracy for you lads!
>Be mummy May.
>be daughter of vicar brought up in a traditional christian household.
>carry them morals you were taught with you for your entire life.
>decide to get into poltics but soon realise traditional moral values are unpopular.
>shill proggresive values and go full sharia may to become more popular.
>get apointed home secteary.
>decide to run for leader of the conservatives.
>form a secret pact with other candidates that if you drop out i will bring back moral conservative values.
>decide not to take part in debates and basically ensure that there is a hung parliment whilst still managing to keep labour out.
>form a coalition with DUP.
>this makes social conservative values in the mainstream discussion again.

Could we be in the midst of a revival of moral values lads?

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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

>>129346652
>Britain's only hope are irishmen

Pottery

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>>129345842

>>129346842
Always archive or screenshot
https://archive.is/0AcI6

Christ, DUP is just endless material for Owen. Dunno why this is supposed to be good. Something for the left to endlessly grandstand about.

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>>129343682
Ok seriously tho, what's in the box?

>>129346661

Shoo shoo gains goblin.

>>129346739
what are you even talking about? i didn't mention nationalists voting for a unionist party.
you're quite clearly a young english teen thats bene in an echo chamber of poverty and council houses his whole life

>>129346777
Checked

Also he's a total dumbass if he completely forgot her plans which have been around a few months now. I just thought he wasn't that short sighted.

>>129346860
Tell a DUP member they're an Irishman and see how far you get.

>>129346882
Hello Norway cuckbot.

RIP Adam West

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REMINDER THAT SCOTLAND V. ENGLAND KICKS OFF IN 10 MINUTES

>>129346671
>you can't judge a referendum before the campaigning for it has started
What referendum? The one that isn't happening again, ever?

>The game

>It's starting

>Singing in the streets

>Muhsuperbowl
The world dosent know what it's missing out on, im not gonna watch it but im sure as shit gonna talk shit about the results.

IM REALLY FEELIN IT

>>129346661
is that thing Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott's child?

>>129346949
EHY HEV MAYDE A PACEFELL END LEGETWMATE REQUEST

>>129347077

Best go get some snacks and beer for comfy times.

>>129346978
What's your deal then? Submit your wordpress rant about manspreading to Independent?

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>>129346652

fairly hardline

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>Look at this BASED kickboxing Conservative dyke

https://twitter.com/GlennBBC/status/873543771794931713

.@RuthDavidsonMSP tells @BBCNews Tories need to work with other parties to "look again" at #Brexit

>>129347077
What do you think the odds are for a peace attack?

>>129346916
I could see his reaction coming ever since he lost his shit about someone putting him on a list of people endorsing the tories on Wikipedia. Never once seen him criticise the fox hunting pledge until his most recent video on his main channel.

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>most of the country don't want this

going to NYC in a couple days what can i pickup there that you can get in the UK

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>>129346949
Im not going to waste my time engaging in conversation with these lowly cannon fodder. I think I'll just show them this.

>>129344284
'sausage' looks like a fried turd, and those onions are fucking weak.

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New election when?

>>129345406
>demand
This is from 2015 you tit

>Brexit cancelled
>union saved

Would you prefer it the other way?

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>>129346652

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>>129347173

Low. There will be security everywhere because if something did happen it would bring the countries together and that would kill off the independence debate.

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>>129343922
>growing stronger.
hahahahaha
do even have a clue whats going on ? stupid little moron. 5 more years lol jesus guy you people deserve your fate

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>>129347226
watch out for the vitamin water. Over here it has no sugar but over there it has 30 grams a bottle.

In fact, literally everything has sugar in it and their coffee is watery as fuck.

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>>129344780
For good reason.

All May had to do was: do nothing. Nothing at all. The Tory Manifesto should have been: (1) we will negotiatre a fair Brexit deal (2) we'll keep governing sensibly like we always do in comparrison with Labour.

That's it, nothing else was needed. Instead they blurted out (1) we're going to tax middle class inheritance by an unlimited amount (2) we're going to unplug the internet.

What did they expect the result to be? They didn't get that Brexit was non-partisan: lefties saw that the EU was facism and voted against it as much as right wing UKIPpers.

Whatever. A hung parliament isn't going to un-invoke Article 50. It'll just stop the Tories doing crazy things, which is probably a good thing. We saw what happens to Westminster with a massive majority government under Blair, and it wasn't pretty.

>>129347313
Wouldn't mind getting rid of the jocks tbqh

https://twitter.com/carolinejmolloy/status/873438866111332352

Fuck me, might the DUP actually make the Conservative party conservative again?

I'm sure Peter Hitchens would find some reason to argue with me on that though

>>129347210
Mexicans

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>i'm here for the interview

>>129347286

Maybe the anon inside Downing Street will tell us again.

>>129347173

>Attack them at their most bloodthirsty

I think they would get literally torn apart by hundreds of anglos in the background as the game went on.

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>>129347067

F 2bh lad

>>129347125
that's the after birth

>>129344551

>Trump

> Came out nowhere, conquered a party and won the election

> May

> Inherited a party where people were memeing THOUSAND YEAR REICH and tanked it in 10 weeks so badly that they went from +20 to +2 and had to form a coalition

HMMMMMM

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kek

>>129345935
not all muslims are terrorist fucktard

if we root out the internet like May wants we can contain those extremists

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>>129347172

wew

>>129347381
>ok we'll have a vote
>everyone votes no
nothing will change

>>129347446
FUCK YOU, I'M MILLWALL!

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the crackpots

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>already making it harder to get abortions
Is the DUP the saviour of the white race?

>>129344789
>This was a great election for Corbyn.
Sadly, yes. He'll take this as an endorsement of his Marxism, when in reality it was a measure of how fucking awful the Tories came across in the past two months.

Interestingly, terrorism appears to have no impact on British democracy.

>>129345774
Underrated

>>129347397
"I have only two questions: 1) What African tribe you are from and, 2) When can you start?"

>>129347226
They don't have munchy boxes unfortunately

>>129346301
>Be Scotland
>Vote almost unanimously for a party based on the idea of Scottish nationalism and independence
>Demand a vote for independence
>Vote no to independence
>Re-elect the SNP
>Tell them to shut the fuck up about their demands for another vote for independence
>Just throw seats to everyone else and outright win the GE for the Tories, kill Alex Salmond
>So now tha's outta da way when're we havin' tha' next vote fa independence?

Scotland's a bad joke that has gone too far.

>>129347321
Wtf I love the DUP now

>>129344249
>She would get all dressed up and end up covered in fag ash and barbecue sauce.

Sounds hot desu.

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if the DUP are even half as bad as leddit and facebook keep telling me, then what does that say about the people of Northern Ireland?

not against us sending the Military into that island and finishing what Cromwell started

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>Jocks booing GSTQ

>>129347522
>>129347622
leftypol at it again I see

>>129347699
they are radicalised on the internet, the London attacker was reported by his local mosque.

Muslims are not the enemy here, the good upstanding folk are on our side.

>>129345774
Oh Jesus hahaha. Can't unsee.

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>>129347321
>>129347157

>there are some real men left in Britain

>>129347554
>root out the internet
What does that even mean, retard?

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What do we think about this lads?

>>129346894

When five years pass and nothing happens it'll fall apart.

The DUP, if they're not utterly retarded, should know to get reasonable concessions, as they're never going to be in government again either way.

>>129347905
Theresa May is finished, this petition will secure a Corbyn win.

can may please just keel over and die already

>>129347887
NOPE. There are real men left in the United Kingdom, NOT Britain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDGPEDMOhko

>>129347632
>dont take my abortions, anything but that!
these fucking people

>>129343977
What is that red stuff?
Or that grayish stuff?

>>129347321
oooh nooo that sucks

>>129346894
>Implying they wouldn't grandstand regardless

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>>129347744
be scotland have a referendum tomorrow.
win undoubtedly.

england is a bad joke its time is up

and little fags like you get to see it happen :)

>>129347896
banning encryption and safe spaces, blocking dodgy websites etc

it's fucking idiotic that in 2017 pedos/terrorists etc still have places to hide, May at least has the balls to change this

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Paki out
Waifus in
Ban abortion
Vote DUP

>>129344944

Owen looks more and more slappable every day.

>>129347905
about as useful as the bit of shit still left hanging around my toilet bowl

>>129347321
...this is good, though. Right?
>mfw anti-aparteid but pro-minority govt

Why does everyone post weird pictures of a green frog in this thread?

I wish Great Britain had a DUP-like party.

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Lads, I have to get a gift for a friend in America for a gift, as she's letting me stay at her apartment when I go on holiday there In exchange for me letting her do the same when she goes to the UK etc.

Thing is I need a gift for her , is there anything that Americans want that can get in America but can Get in the UK?

>>129346401
he seems salty

maybe he lost a bet

>>129348050
>greyish stuff
Kebab meat / lamb
> Red stuff
chicken tikka

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>>129344134
What is that black stuff?

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>>129348171
>Implying we didn't

>>129348075
No country is as much of a joke as Scotland, even Luxembourg can survive on its own merits. Austerity gave you a taster of having the safety blanket pulled from under your repulsive pale obese country and you duly voted to stay close to mummy.

The Blairites sure are quiet about criticising their leader now that he's actually won their party some seats


Leadership election #3 on hold

>vote full tory reich
>get civic cuck shithole
>vote full corbyn reich
>get civic cuck shithole
>enough people vote for both of these civic cuck shitholes
>get right wing death squad DUP Apartheid Texas
Could our electoral system be any more based?

>>129348224

Your uncircumcised Anglo penis.

>>129348311
Black pudding

>>129348224
Pot Noodles, Tetley Tea Bags.

>>129348323
>>129348323
>>129348323
>>129348323
>>129348323
>>129348323

>>129348094
Consider where you are posting and the fact that they arrest you for harmless jokes about retaining your pug to raise it's paw to certain words..

>>129348328
Yeah, one that actually has, you know, a seat.

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>>129346247
Mmmmmmm. No Pakis in Scotland, you say?

>>129348075
Please do, I still maintain that we should have our own vote as to whether we even allow you to keep suckling at our teat; the globalist lefty faggots would ruin it, but we still deserve a chance to drop your dead weight.

>>129348050

The red stuff is chicken pakora.
The brown stuff is vegetable pakora
The grey stuff is doner meat

>>129343977
What is the red stuff..aivar?
What are the fried 'crappets' assuming the other fried stuff is onio/calamari rings, and chicken nuggets.. but the crappets??

>>129348094
>banning encryption, blocking websites
You do realize that neither of those things will work. Website blocks are easy to bypass. How would a on ban encryption work and why do you think this is positive?

>>129348094
apparently 'interviewed many times by the Met and MI5' and put on a watchlist is a place for terrorists to hide.

>>129348417
Is that Merkel on the right?

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>>129347849
your delusional pol
a bunch of pussy english dickheads to afraid to go out your door incase a packy beats the liven fuck out of you as you walk to the shop.

uk is over :)

you can take that to the bank

>>129343977
Yummy like fuck.

>>129346247
>scotpakis


fuck off we dont want you, just the oil

Since I've started coming here I've become slightly more race conscious, so, when I went into town today (West Sussex) I counted 11 white young white woman/black man couples and 2 white man/white woman couples. The women with the blacks were all reasonably attractive while the women with the white men were fat and dumpy. It seems the cliche about black men only getting ugly white women is, in fact, the reality for white men now.

>>129348224

IRN BRU

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>>129348170
pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable

>>129343682
jeebus wtf food is that cuz it looks good why it not in states you fascists keeping all the good foods to yourself!

>>129348550
Kek

>>129348525
>>129348550
>>129348406
reddit shills out in full force today I see

yup

lets just roll over and let the terrorists win