Becoming Christian

>>129342820
Accept our Lord Jesus Christ as your savior and know that he died on the cross to repent for all of our sins.

>>129342820
go to hotwheels-chan
go to /christian/
ask them

>>129342820
A: Admit that you're a sinner and that you've sinned
B: Believe fully in God, and His Son, Jesus Christ
C: Confess your sins to Jesus, asking Him to come into your heart, and Commit yourself to His teachings

Doesn't get any simpler than that

Criminals cannot become christians

lets just reopen christian general already

>>129343225
This is the Christian General

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>>129343160
>Criminals cannot become christians
What?

>>129343535
But I've lost count of how many times I've answered this question, and I think the last time was even lead off by the same OP pic.

I don't mind answering the same question again when it comes up, but what's the point of a thread like this other than to be annoying to people who think it's off topic for /pol/?

>>129342820
Go to a Catholic church and ask the priest after the service

If you live in a shitty faithless country like I do though, you're kind of fucked. It was very hard to find my way in theology and most faith communities are cucked beyond belief.

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>>129342820
Watch
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQD_IZs7y60I3lUrrFTzkpat

If you understand it you'll become an even better christian than most modern christians combined

enjoy.

>>129342820
Fuck you OP.

I'm a filthy Atheist and have been since like, 11 years old.
But lately, especially after watching a lot of Jordan Peterson's content, i'm feeling religious.

There was a time I couldn't conceive even for a moment that I could ever be religious because it just made no sense; science beat it in every way.

I never considered that Science and Religion are apples and oranges.

I've really considered just... walking into a church or something. Talking to someone there. But I don't know where to start.

>>129344470
Hi

>>129344349

>>129342820
All that is required for soul survival, is a faith in the heavenly father.

To continue onto the next step of your journey, you need to work towards soul purification.

Repent, Accept Jesus into your heart and ask him to fill you with the holy spirit, and provide you guidance in your life.

>>129344470

This feeling will grow until you do, good luck anon

>>129344470
>I've really considered just... walking into a church or something
Just do it. Talking to a priest educated in theology is going to provide a much better introduction to the religion then anything on an anime imageboard.

>>129344470
It's literally as easy as just walking in to a church if you're a bit curious. A lot of them hold hours where people can just wander in as they please for whatever reason.

No harm no foul, basically.

>>129342820

>baptism
>eucharist
>penance
>confirmation

generally in that order

>>129342820
follow the commandments
have the faith of Jesus
read the bible
pray constantly

>>129342820
>How do I hold an irrational belief
Just turn off your brain bro

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>>129344470
>I've really considered just... walking into a church or something. Talking to someone there. But I don't know where to start.
My idea is to do just that. Talk to someone there and shove Petersons' work in their face. See how they react and maybe start a chain reaction of reformation that ultimately could lead to the salvation and resque of western society.

Or just stick to my old habits of ignoring most people, accept humanity is fucked up and wait till death or the apocalypse.

>>129342820
Stop worrying so much. Be nice to people if you can. Include the bible in a compendium of esoteric study. Pay attention to what Jung and Campbell say about religiosity.

>>129344470
>i'm feeling religious
>basing your world view on feelz

>>129344926
>>129344349
Or accept my invitation to actually use that brain and watch Peterson's ongoing work.

>>129345169
All we have is feels, anon.

>>129344470
Well Peterson is a heretic, so don't expect a warm welcome.

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>>129342820
All you have to do is repent your sins in front of the lord and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. Get baptized also, as this seals your covenant with god as you prepare to cleanse your soul as you've cleansed your body with holy water.

Better than getting your dick chopped off, or stoned to death for eating pork.

>>129345169
My world view in terms of Politics, Science, Technology and all that stuff hasn't changed.

This is more a case of acknowledging my right brain needs some nourishment as well as my left.
Honestly, i think it really started when i began exercising and dieting regularly. For a long time i had basically only ever focused on getting more intelligent, but when i started to get a lot fitter, it highlighted the 3rd and final part of me that was lacking, Mind and Body were fine, now i need a better Soul.

>>129345225
I will definitely watch that playlist when I have time, I don't know if it's gonna convince me about the existence of a God though, we shall see

>>129342820
Ask Christ for forgiveness for your sins and accept him into your heart. It's literally that easy.

>>129345324
Oh fuck off. Do you even go to church?

>>129342820
First off. You don't need to believe in god. He's just a circus attraction created to draw in a crowd in ancient times (and modern day america lol). Other pagan religions at the time explained everything from thunderstorms to floods and draught. They couldn't have competed without their own outlandish stories.

Christianity is about christian morals and values. Treat others like you would want to be treated. The 10 commandments. (Protestant) work ethic. Reliability, accountability, staying true to your word. Being fair, forgiving and charitable. Basic stuff really, just be a good guy and you can call yourself a christian.

>>129345753
To be fair, pagans weren't very good at writing things down. The Jews had whooped ass on pagans and other heathens in terms of writing things down.

>>129342820
You don't

>>129342820
First you need to get gay married, then let a dude fuck your husband while you watch.

>>129345670
Well, it's not about the existence of God in the litteral sense of some deity watching you, but more an explanation of how the biblical stories came to be from a psychological and evolutionary perspective.
A very open idea and perfect for people who, like me, have lost all sense of spirituality.

I guess this is the only subject I know that let's me use the trolly meme of 'really made me think'

>>129345722
I used to when I was a kid.

Peterson explains religion (basically) in terms of evolutionary psychology. That's rather heretical if you ask any Christian.

>>129342820

http://www.pidradio.com/what-must-i-do-to-be-saved/

Protestantism is shit

>>129345932
Yes and barely organized with very fragmented communities. But christianity has its roots in illiterate followers too. It doesn't matter how well a priest documents things if he can't draw in a crowd. People were desperate for explanations to things science at the time couldn't make sense of. Thus all the supernatural elements to spice up a story that's basically all about how to be a good neighbour. A good friend, partner, parent, worker, employer...

Everyday stuff is what's the real core of christianity.

>>129346352
>choose wisely
>accept credit card Jesus
>sin all you want
>follow pidradio step
>saved

>>129346250
There must be a way to call those same 'christians' they themselves are the true heretics.

Is not one of the commandments something about not creating an image of God? Everything christianity has done in the last centuries is nothing BUT creating an image of him.

Heretics!

>>129346487
Yeah. And I had never thought about that much until I almost minored in western music history. Writing stuff down and having priests to read to the illiterate masses was pretty yuge as an organizational concept. Similarly with establishing a legal system -- even now in the US it is accepted that even though no one person can possibly have read or understood all the laws, you're still expected to obey them all because they are publicly written down.

It's just too Jewish in that regard, which is why I think Jesus had the right idea trying to simplify things -- the core of it, as you say.

>>129346597
That's a rule in Islam, not Christianity.

so how do i get over the fact that god seems like an asshole?

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>>129347086
Deal with it.

>>129347086
If it helps you can pretty much ignore the old testament as non-canon. That's what our christian church does anyway. Not that I care, never really been a fan of organized religion.

>be stupid
>be meek
>be gullible
>be tolerant
>be zealous
>don't respond to any argument unless it's with memes like "euphoric"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYQL0ENXLno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNtc6VQdkW4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uUdo7iV3EU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6VImxvDUAg

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>>129344470
Read Luke 15:11-32. I used to be an atheist since I was 14 years old. God loves you, anon.

>>129347985
Thanks for proving my point.

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>>129342820
Go to your local Catholic parish and talk to the priest, he will tell you everything you need to know.

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>>129342820
By hitting yourself on the head with something heavy until you're dumb enough

>>129344105
>go to a pagan temple
Catholics are cucks.

>>129349059
get in here, were reviving the trend

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>Willingly blue pilling yourself from the worries and pain of life.

Stay cucked.

>>129348851
Less intelligent people have a tendency to be happier.
I don't care if it makes one more happy; you still have to be a gullible numbskull to sincerely believe its content. Unless, of course, you're a lightweight and prefer to think of it as "metaphorical", or just see its value in maintaining public morality. This benefit, however, doesn't negate the fact that you have to be doing some serious mental gymnastics to believe some of the shite in the Bible, especially in the Old Testament.

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>>129349087
are you a burptist? :^)

>>129348851
This is a good point.

>>129349186
>your country is turning to shit because your secular population keeps getting cucked by the labour party

Look at how atheism has helped western Europe. Compare the U.S. political atmosphere to that of Europe, compare Poland to other European nations.

>>129349222
>especially the old testament
Good thing Christians do not follow Jewish laws or scriptures

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>>129349222
No society has ever been successful without religion. There is a reason the west has gone down the tubes in the past 20 years, it's directly related to the rise of atheism. Islam is in the process of conquering the west because without our own religion we have no way of fighting back against it.

>>129349476
Completely irrelevant. You still have to believe in the tripe of the Old Testament like the Creation and Samson's MADGIK! hair, regardless of if you follow Leviticus.

>>129343645
"Yea, he who shoplifteth, and jaywalketh, and doth publicly urinate, he shall be cast into everlasting fire, and forgiveness shall not be his."

Matthew 12:5-7, KJV

>christcuck
>not reading his own "holy scripture"
>notsurprised.jpg

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worship the king of the jews

>>129349564
I agree. It would be better if everybody believed in it, but it doesn't change the fact that you have to have a certain level of gullibility to truly believe in the stories of the Bible today.

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>>129349370
> Labour gets kids to vote for them due to "Muh free Uni"
> Still not enough to get them anywhere near majority, but also stops conservative majority.
>Conservatives forced to make allience with the DUP.
>DUP anti-gay marriage, now as has the ball in their court
>Notjing labour can do.

Yeah, sure.

>>129349564
The Czech republic is even more atheist than the sweden and they are anti refugee.

>>129349683
The Church replaced Jews when the latter rejected Jesus.

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>>129349683
> And Jesus stood before the governor: and the governor asked him, saying, Art thou the King of the Jews? And Jesus said unto him, Thou sayest.

>>129349993
Was Jesus not the best troll ever?

Only God could come up with this shit and do it for the lulz.

>>129342820
everyone is wrong. i have converted to christianity. what you want to do is Witness a miracle and feel the holy spirit so that you may be blessed with the faith it produces.

Contact an Evangelical and ask to meet, he will walk you through it. This is a powerful experience if you are doing it unironically. Then he will begin saying prayers over you and you will feel the spirit of god in your chest and body. And you will know this is no bs at that point.

You will feel like a happy kid again like when you were innocent, because the Lords blood washeth away sin. You come out a different man, all light like you've been carrying 20 punds of weight your whole life that you didnt even know - suddenly gone.

After that you will know that Jesus is the son of god and that he knows you now - because you took the time to check for yourself if he actually answers. Must be an anointed person and evangelicals are the top-tier christians they are militant in freeing people from their sins.

>>129349087
creationist spotted

>>129349758
>dismissing my point
You know atheists (as a whole) always vote in favor of left-wing policies. You can be delusional and make yourself believe that conservative or moderate atheist are common, but you have to be a moron to believe that. Just compare religiosity rates by European countries, and their hostility to other groups. It isn't difficult.

Since Christianity is already below the majority for the U.K., it won't be long before your based secular population delude themselves into supporting open borders. You are lucky that your younger (and less religious) population isn't as active in politics. When the old people die out, and younger individuals vote, expect to see Britain as a lost cause.

>>129350280
I'm not a creationist, idiot.

>>129350273
Swedish Christians still exist?

>>129350273
>Evangelical
oh well, better than nothing
Im happy that there are some based swedes left, if you are not ironic

>>129349993
His mother yes - but jews determine lineage through the mother. Christians look at who was the father, there Hebee Kikeberger. Father was God or just "I AM" not Jehova or any satanic shit

>>129349564
>Islam is in the process of conquering the west because without our own religion we have no way of fighting back against it.
>it's directly related to the rise of atheism.

And now we bring you a very special message from our atheist pope

http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2016/10/13/pope-francis-you-cant-defend-christianity-by-being-against-refugees-and-other-religions/

>>129350332
protestantism contradict the early christians

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>>129342820
Before becoming a Christian you have to warm up with other books first. Alice In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a good start. Aesop's Fables is another great recommendation.

>>129342820
kys, there is no god, religion is just an opiate for the the masses

>>129350466
Only evangelicals really are anointed to do spiritual warfare, wich is what defines a christian. Religion is making a biiig comeback right now - there is an awakening going on globally. Thousands of people every day get "saved" in every country.

I was initiated by an American brother over skype. He prayed over me and commanded the evil out, and i vomited and tons of liquid gunk poured out of my face. And i became "myself" for the first time in 15 years.

Jesus truly is a lovable spirit or god or whatever you call it. Think of god as just the OS to the computer of reality. Unseen but its there and responds to christians directing their will through it - healing things like cancer by prayer etc.
But be quiet goy or masta will punish us if we spread that bit of news.

Christians are more persecuted by the world that even nazis - whites hate their own christian tradition. Bible is the only morality we have. Without religion = Degeneracy without fail

im a theology student and trust me religions are not created equal. The other ones are garbage, Talmud is literally satanic and christianity is Real deal. its just that jesus wasnt a warrior messiah in the first coming, so people think he let the jews off light.

But he was just building a case (immortal remember, he wasnt actually killed)

>>129351945
>tons of liquid gunk poured out of my face
Could you elaborate on this?

>>129342820
I was baptized when I was young so technically I'm orthodox christian, but I don't believe in this bullshit anyway

>>129342820
Read the New testament, follow what you read there, nothing more. Don't follow fake bullshit added later, just do the things Jesus would do.

>>129342820
Lobotomy

Bap

>>129342820
read the New Testament of The Bible. Believe.

>>129352985
This

>>129352427
He's larping

D

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Christian general thread

I Jesus hadnt come and confrented the jews 2000 years ago, and given his life for truth so that we may live free - we would be living in Pax Judea on planet Kike right now. Israel would be the only actual country that exists. We would live like australian bushmen in small townships and be paying sheckels to appease God-Emperor Kikenberger who would be seated in the holy messianic empire.

Jesus said "this is why you are not gods people but do the works of the devil".

If not for that paradigm shift in judais would be the unrivaled one world religion and we'd be assimilated to the borg and its all over.

Every fighting chance non jews have ever had comes from that singular historical event of jesus' crucifixion and proven divinity.

>>129349370
Christianity did this not atheism. However atheist are supposed to be about science but they aren't. Christians and leftist are a lot alike and its hilarious

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>>129342820
G O
T O
C H U R CH

>>129351945
The internet is where religion goes to die, eeeeeidiot.
I admit, if we fall back into a life of barbarism, superstition and fuedalism, I agree, we will indeed see a rise in primitive superstitions like ghosts causing fires, or theres an alpha being that can TOTALLY do anything and HES REAL, we just can't show you in a way that would count as evidence, and YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS

seriously, KYS.
"Christianity is Real deal"
theres not a single fucking thing that you can produce right now to prove the legitimacy of your choice of religion having any more validity than a competing one, or one I just made up.

The bible is just a fucking book, an old one, and one that was edited and translated sometimes for reasons of political convenience.

Or perhaps, mister theological studies student, you think the devil Beelzebub has absolutely no linguistical connection to the Persian religion of Baal'Zebora, a rival cult from roughly the same geographic region and time period?

Theres not one fucking thing about the religions major claims that you can PROVE IS TRUE.

Thats why its an article of 'faith'. .. .. because you ain't got shit in the modern evidence department...

>>129342820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t=18s

A Gospel presentation.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DrOakley1689
https://www.youtube.com/user/AominOrg
https://www.youtube.com/user/InspiringPhilosophy

Good channels for questions that have helped me greatly, although these are not what will make you a Christian. To anyone reading, repentance from sin, and believing in Christ alone for the forgiveness of sin is what brings about salvation. After that, a true faith will produce good works.

CHRISTIANITY IS A DESERT CULT

C H R I S T I A N
F I C T I O N

>>129344470
you don't need organized religion to be a Christian, you only need to accept Christ as your savior. Before you go to a church and get swamped by the rites, rituals and rules of men read the New Testament, and not all of it at first. Just read one of the Gospels about the life of Christ. many are called, but few are chosen. the gift is freely offered but seldom accepted.

>>129354039
we are like leftists without the degeneracy. isnt that pretty cool? leftism cant be non-degenerate, they dont belive in morals. christians do. also christians do not trust any leader or dictator because we are under Christ and no earthly doctrine or idol. its a pretty airtight religion, unconquerable

>>129342820
why do you want to follow a religion that worships a man (non-monotheistic), institutionalizes and protects Pedophilia, is against scientific and technological discoveries and destroys the soul.

Embrace Islam, brother.

>>129354124
>>129345225
>>129344470
Daily reminder that (((Peterson))) is a crypto-kike. Look at his shit and tell me if it's something that a real Christian would say. He's nothing but a faggot with a hard-on for mythology. If you want some real theology don't fill your brains with bullshit.

>>129354337
>you don't need organized religion to be a Christian, you only need to accept Christ as your savior.
t. faggot

>>129342820
Easy jut cuck yourself to a fictitious dead jew.

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>We believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible;

>And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the Only-begotten, Begotten of the Father before all ages, Light of Light, Very God of Very God, Begotten, not made; of one essence with the Father, by whom all things were made:

>Who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven, and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary, and was made man;

>And was crucified also for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered and was buried;

>And the third day He rose again, according to the Scriptures;

>And ascended into heaven, and sits at the right hand of the Father;

>And He shall come again with glory to judge the living and the dead, Whose kingdom shall have no end.

>And we believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, and Giver of Life, Who proceeds from the Father, Who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified, Who spoke by the Prophets;

>And we believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.

>We acknowledge one Baptism for the remission of sins.

>We look for the Resurrection of the dead,

>And the Life of the age to come.

>Amen.

>>129353993
"proven"
you really don't know what the fuck that word means.

If you had Jesus, here, doin' interviews on tv, availible for public inspection, testably 'unkillable' and able to shoot healing rays from his fucking FINGERS,

do you GRASP that EVEN FUCKING THEN, shit-for-brains, although that might be enough to convince you, although it MIGHT be enough to satisfy the average skeptic of your religion, EVEN THEN, shit for brains, even then, we wouldn't have any fucking proof of his 'divinity'.

Even in this hypothetical, WHICH WE DO NOT HAVE, We have no means of showing that its god beams that hes shooting, or that the source of his longevity is god-magic.

The suggestion that such a being was an alien prankster, or an ongoing, generation spanning ruse using technology unknown to the public

WOULD STILL CARRY MORE WEIGHT in the eyes of right thinkers, than the claim that an invisible deity (of many proposed. You know theres loads, and they can't all be real) was the source of this INTERVIEWABLE jesus.

But you don't have that, do you? You don't have shit, except for brains, because you don't know what 'proven' fucking means.

You have been brainwashed.

>>129350895
>his father is not the jewish carpenter!! its... god!
... how convenient...

>>129342820
the sanction for sinning is going to hell, since we're all sinners, we're all supposed to go to hell.

But when the Lord Jesus Christ died in the cross, every sin you've done it's like he had done it, all you have to do to go to heaven is to truly believe this

>>129354668
Fuck off, Pawel. Peterson is literally a fan of Solzhenitsyn's work, including 200 years together. He's fully aware of jewish involvement in marxism and cultural marxism (aka post modernism) and he's begun to discuss it several times, but he cuts himself off before he goes to far in revealing his power level.

>>129354867
>For Yours is the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory, now and forever.
Amen

>>129355029
>i'm a cocksucking faggot protestant and God loves me and my faggotry
Daily reminder that faith alone is a kike doctrine.

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>>129342820
>read the Bible
>believe in Christ
>go to church
>receive the Eucharist
>do good works

>>129350364
>american non-catholic christian
you're the retarded one

>>129355029

and to all the atheist out there, understand that if you're not going to convert to christianity, at least respect it and understand how important it is for our society to follow christian values

this videos are must watch for non religious people

http://youtu.be/KCwG13K7TAo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKGvg6HeyY&list=PL_fA9baCRvQydnL-ylH8GiOZTSsMUeaGo&index=32

>>129355116
He also treats Christianity as some kind of (((mystery cult))). This faggot is nothing more than dawkins 2.0

>>129355191
>calls me a cocksucking faggot
>literally every single faggot in the world is a fedora tipping nigger like you


read this >>129355321

>>129342820
Go catholic though, baptists and protestants are degenerates.

Face east 3-5 times a day touch your forehead to a yoga mat and praise the one true Kek. Then post some shit

>>129355321
>hitler
This faggot burned down churches, put priests into concentration camps, had a PAGAN as his right hand and came to power through help of literal sodomites. He burns in hell alongside his faggot followers.

>>129355125
>>For Yours is the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory, of the Father, and Son, and Holy Spirit, Both now and always, and unto the ages of ages.
>Amen

>>129345753
most other occultic theology is about power. most had priests wielding more power than kings, and it was the priests who authorized war, mandated peace, and ordered murders / assassinations and humans to be sacrificed on the altar. they are about theocratic rule and control of people. Christianity preaches love of God and of your fellow man as you love yourself. it's essence is the elimination of religion as a political power base. this was perverted by organized Christianity. if you are just a really good guy, you are an atheist with morals. to be a Christian, you must accept Christ as redeemer and acknowledge his death as atonement for your sins. You acknowledge God, and you acknowledge eternal life and eternal punishment as the consequence of not accepting Christ as the savior.

>>129355439
You are the faggot, you dipshit. Protestants aren't Christians.

>>129342820
go to church

>>129354173
supposed you asked me to prove that physics was a worthwhile thing. how would i be able to do that? you have to take it on for yourself. physics isnt about memorising equations and the bible isnt about knowing passages.

you read it and you map on your own life and experience to all of the wisdoms jesus said persecution he went through. Its up to you if you think knowing the son of god may be something thats worthwhile, in your otherwise super super important daily life

Bible still the most popular work in the world for 2000 consecutive years yet never gets mentioned in media.

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Do you guys know what religion happened to eliminate most of its texts in a war to eliminate imagined heresies and thus can be trusted no more unless you start adding back what crazy nutjobs removed from the days where the religion was starting?

>>129355628
A few years back the Vatican decide to revise the wording to a whole bunch of stuff. It was kind of funny watching people have to pull out the books to get the new version right or just mumble their way through it.

The worst part, though, was that nobody ever explained why the new wording was better than the old wording. It was just
>this is what you have to say now
and that's emblematic about what I dislike about the catholic church

>>129355784
I'm not a protestant you toilet cleaning nigger, I'm a bible believing baptist christian, and according to the bible everyone that believes that Jesus is their savor is a christian

>>129346387
yeah! why should everyone have access to The Bible written in their own language? and of course you should be able to pay a priest money to get your dead grampa into heaven.

>>129356107
James 2:19
Choke on it faggot. Choke on it.

>>129346597
graven images are carved idols to worship... golden calves come to mind... in The Bible they refer to things that are NOT God.

>>129356152
Tell me when the early christians are proddies

I am waiting

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>>129342820
OP wrong question.

How do I become a Pagan

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>>129342820
>*blocks your path*

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>>129356584
Cjoke on this

>>129356199
> I have never read the bible but I read on r/atheism this script is going to BTFO christians

fuck off, that's why I said you have to believe Jesus is your savor, as the person that will guide you in life and take you to heaven

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>>129356653
By sucking dick.

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>>129356701
More

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>Religion appears
>group of people decide on some texts, not all
>these other texts are heresies
>because when something is starting, you have heresies

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>>129356726
Fuck off proddie

>>129342820
Lol desert religion

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The story of Jesus as recorded in the gospels is about what happens when the Spirit of God appears on Earth, and is resisted by the worldly powers of organized religion and the state. Anytime the message of Christ becomes co-opted by religious doctrine or state power, it has already abandoned its roots, since at its core the Jesus story is about how those very powers will stop at nothing to subvert and destroy the Christ. Though of course they can never succeed - to those with eyes to see and ears to hear, the King remains enthroned.

Christ shows us that self-giving sacrificial love is the true power in the universe, not the top-down tyrannical brute strength of Caesar. Christ's earliest followers proclaimed "Jesus is Lord!", rather than "Caesar is Lord!" which regions conquered by the empire were required to say. The implied subversive question - who is making a better Kingdom? Caesar who puts people on crosses, or Christ who bears the cross in love for all? Caesar who dominates and kills all who oppose with brute strength, or God who raised Christ from the dead?

Why is self-giving sacrifice the ultimate power? Picture water. In some senses, the most submissive substance imaginable. It will flow through your fingers, fit any container you put it in. Yet nothing can compete with it for domination of the planet - it covers 70% of Earth's surface. It uses its power not to dominate like a tyrant, but to quietly nourish each and every thing that lives. This is built into Creation as a prefiguration of Christ. The blood of Christ is spiritual water, and those who drink of it will never thirst again.

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>>129357047
Funny......

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>>129342820
Pick Denomination, do whatever requirements to get into Denomination if need be and only go to mass.

Second, find a Church you plan on attending, find the leader's home and have a look. If it's Lower to Middle Class home, you're fine. If you see it's anything near upper class, he's probably corrupt. If you see any more then two cars or any additional motor vehicular equipment like a boat or a RTV, again probably corrupt. If you see anything like that, ditch the Church and find a new one.

Keep an ear for corruption in mass.

Do not join any Church Groups, Do not volunteer for anything unless you really want to do it.

If you notice your church's leaders becoming corrupt, ditch them immediately for a new Church, no matter the circumstances.

Letting any Church get away with rampant corruption damages so many fucking lives.

>>129354867
Amen

>>129353993
so, we aren't ruled by the joos? huh.

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>>129356781
fuck off you children fidler pope lover.
And go cleaning toilets

>>129356726
>be a proodie faggot enabler
>call Catholics fedoras
Matthew 7:21
Repent or you'll burn alongside kikes and fags.

>>129357560
Not if you unplug from the money-and-media matrix of control, anon.

Your soul is pure and from higher realms and can never be owned unless you let it

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>>129357710
Protestantism is false

>>129356595
>Tell me when the early christians are proddies I am waiting

tell me when they bear any label whatsoever

>>129358098
>Buying yourself a place into heaven
>Not herectic

>>129356701
are people worshipping those images?

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>Removing books on the excuse that it is heresy

Mark 7:8

You leave the commandment of God and hold to the tradition of men

>>129342820
Believe in fairy tales

Typically by bashing your head against a wall and rejecting volumes of scientific data.

>>129358539
Are they worshipping Polycarp?

Chapter 13. The funeral pile is erected

This, then, was carried into effect with greater speed than it was spoken, the multitudes immediately gathering together wood and fagots out of the shops and baths; the Jews especially, according to custom, eagerly assisting them in it. And when the funeral pile was ready, Polycarp, laying aside all his garments, and loosing his girdle, sought also to take off his sandals,— a thing he was not accustomed to do, inasmuch as every one of the faithful was always eager who should first touch his skin. For, on account of his holy life, he was, even before his martyrdom, adorned with every kind of good. Immediately then they surrounded him with those substances which had been prepared for the funeral pile. But when they were about also to fix him with nails, he said, Leave me as I am; for He that gives me strength to endure the fire, will also enable me, without your securing me by nails, to remain without moving in the pile.
http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/0102.htm

>>129358650

Such as?

>>129357901
this.

Reading the bible you will QUICKLY see that nothing else in your life that you've read, nothing you've belived, no Fuhrer or any other piece of garbage has been worth your while. All of history has just been a bunch of bullshit and chaos - and its no wonder people are nihlistic!

Lemmings = people who are biblically illiterate.

>>129358705
>Are they worshipping Polycarp?

no

>>129359148
What they do is worship by Proddie standards

>>129359148
Polycarp, laying aside all his garments, and loosing his girdle, sought also to take off his sandals,— a thing he was not accustomed to do, inasmuch as every one of the faithful was always eager who should first touch his skin.

>>129356684
Can someone give me a map, where they all are, please?

>>129358731
Here's some fun ones to get you started

http://talkorigins.org/indexcc/list.html#CD

and just for fun

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

>>129359543
protestantism btfo by science

>>129342820
Ask a priest, not 4Chan

Idiot

>>129359601
damn son

>>129359383
mainly in dwemer ruins

>>129359543

Having a skeptics annotated bible is fun and nice, but the bible itself is a doccument that's heavily edited and that lacks lots of the original contents (see apocrypha, see gnostic texts) therefore it is absurd to ask much of a text that has been manipulated in such a way.

If I grabbed a book of math, removed half the pages or more, and then edited the rest of it to my hearts content, math would be pretty chaotic and dependant on faith too.

>>129359733
inside end wmaf

>>129359733
Lol
But seriously, I need a map of Earth of where are all the different flavors of the nogs displayed

>>129359785
Apocrypha and gnostic babble never were a part of the Bible you retard.

>>129359785
Math is already dependent on faith. Take a 101 level course on analysis and you'll learn the entire thing is based on a handful of axioms that are taken for granted, and then the rest of it is based on proving things based on these assumptions taken on faith.

>>129359941

They are the original content, the bible was composed by removing content and stitching together the rest via edits.

>>129360019
axioms are different from faith dumbo

>>129354376
Christians dont trust a leader hahahahahahahahahsahah you idi9ts are gullible as fuck

>>129354301
This.

>>129360110
I agree, but it's an important point to keep in mind that if you want to try to use logic to prove or disprove faith that you're asking for trouble. I was made to prove paradoxes true a few months in, after we got the hang of making logical proofs.

>>129360446
Protestantism is false as logic shows

>>129360555
kek

Actually just check out The Passion of the Christ. It is a very good portrayal of the gospel. All the actors were christians - Mel Gibson is a legit christian and a genious. And he is also an antisemite i know that will score points.

Passion of the christ is an awsome movie and the actors in it never worked in hollywood again, and Gibson was all but jailed. The truth can crumble empires brothers. The Passion is full power until you actually get a physical bible to read.

>>129360588
kek kek

>>129360594
sola fide is bullshit

>>129342820
Read the New testament first and foremost

>>129360725
and remember protestantism contradict the early church fathers

1 John 5:19
We know that we are from God, and the whole world lies in the power of the evil one.

You fags have been deceived, the apocrypha and the gnostic gospels belong in the bible, there's even apocrypha from the old testament, the people of the evil one removed all that was bad for them and left us with a corpus of scripture that is deceiving and sends to hell.

2017.

Dead kike on a stick & a talking snake.

>>129360725
>Reading the New Testament without understanding the authority of God that the Old Testament encapsulates.

Burn yourself you fucking heretic. The bible is not a cherry tree you can pick from to fulfill whatever ideology you think feels best.

>>129342820
Get attacked by muslims and turn the other check. Allow Jamal to see your daughter because he is your brother through Christ. And allow the Jews to bankrupt you finiancially and your people morally.

When all of this is done and you can pray for the salvation of those who have wronged you instead of hate them then you have become a true Christ like Christian. Remember this world means nothing for his kingdom is in heaven

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>>129342820
take my advice
don't ask in this poohole
go here


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>>129360555
noice with the fives, but all I have to say is that I haven't met anybody who can convince me that I'm wrong enough to convert out of my faith. But I like to talk to them anyway because I'm pretty sure I haven't got it exactly right.

>>129342820
I think the first step is jumping in a river and dunking yourself.

>>129360912
>i know God's word better than God Himself

>>129361065
I met the early christians

they say protestantism is heresy

I'm brtitish in Madrid for the weekend and the cathedrals are stunning , dislike the current Pope far too much to get close though

>>129342820
STOICISM FTW, "In the beginning there was reason(logos)"

>>129361250
the five solaes are false

>>129361029
>mock martyrs
>worship your skin
>worship money

>>129361185
I'm not a big fan of protestantism. We learned about Luther's complaints in school, which I thought was interesting. He made good points. But we didn't quite cover a comprehensive political context for it.

I've not met a protestant who could give me a convincing case for why I should convert. So it doesn't bother me either way.

>>129342820
The sermon on the mount is the central event of christianity and has reasonable confirmation considering. "Woe to you who laugh now, for you will mourn and weep."

>>129361128

God didn't write the bible, men did, evil men, by the way, as you are warned in the very bible that most people in the world belong to the evil one and thus should expect them to modify and alter the bible, better yet, write their own bible excluding what they don't like.

>>129361391
i agree

>>129342820
>make the same shitpost on /pol/ everyday
>kill yourself

>>129351052
How many refugees has that walking heresy brought into Vatican City?

>>129361128
Jeremiah 8:8

How can you say, ‘We are wise, and the law of the LORD is with us’? But behold, the lying pen of the scribes has made it into a lie.

>>129361606
It's about jews, not Christians.

>>129361726

That's right, become even more deceived by rejecting even more scripture.

>>129342820
Blow up mecca.

>>129342820
Speak to a priest, he will test your motivation, then you're in for several years (or a year) of catechumenate (in which you are taught the Catholic faith) before being officially admitted in the Catholic fold by baptism.

>>129349668
>the bible predicted modern roads and malls
Shit maybe I should start believing again.

>>129362019
>Catholic
Don't be silly - he said Christian

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Hai fren. Remember wh- remember when that time frens were in the deset wif mowses?
An mowses said to the nigger, Nigger let my frens go, they are nice frens!

And nigger said no u r Beta fuk u. an then - an then came frens evewywhere an the nigger was like had fwogs evewywhe?

Is that a wittle bit like exactly what the Pepe meme did which decided the course of the wold??

>>129361434
And if you think about it, whether I'm right or I'm going to hell for all eternity, with almost 100% certainty I can forcefully disagree with all the protties in the world I might be able to find, and in the end we're probably just going to agree that we're both mostly right instead of blowing things up.

So that tells me we're probably kind of close to both being mostly right.

>>129362129
t. protefaggot

>>129342820

You must FIRST recognize that /pol/ is not a religious institution, and that religion (any religion) is poison.

>>129362129
Polycarp, laying aside all his garments, and loosing his girdle, sought also to take off his sandals,— a thing he was not accustomed to do, inasmuch as every one of the faithful was always eager who should first touch his skin.

explain

>>129362174
the five solaes are wrong

>>129344470
Atheists unfortunately do not have a culture to call their own, and are generally saturated by mentally ill, degenerate liberals.

You desire for culture; not religion.

>>129362384
Why don't you list the five for the folks at home.

>>129362574
sola fide is retarded

sola gratia is retarded

sola scriptura is moronic

soli deo gloria is dumb

soli christus is moronic

>>129362715
Most people don't speak Latin. If you want to spread the good news, 'splain it to the folks at home like they can understand.

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>>129342820

>>129362798
>tJG1o8c0
how about you shutt he fuck up

>>129362915
I don't know why you're quoting your own ID. I'm just inviting you to be more effective in spreading what I think is good news.

In some sense, isn't that pretty much what Jesus did?

Idoliters and people who pledge alligience to a mortal man are fucking subhumans. You bow to christ or whoever else it is its for sure the devil in some form.

How do societies that run on idolitry do through history? Commies :: idoliters, failed. Nazis; idoleters, failed. North korea; no explenation needed.

America one nation under God successful and thriving for 200 years, and free. And now Idolotry is starting to rise for "god emperor" trump. no US president has been Idolised before, you christianity kept you sane as a country. Idolotry is dangerous as fuck and a sign of very big problems.

>>129363081
i am the best

>>129342820
i tried to get into it, i am also officially catholic but it seems not to fit my rather misantrophic nature. tips?

>>129363201
Polycarp, laying aside all his garments, and loosing his girdle, sought also to take off his sandals,— a thing he was not accustomed to do, inasmuch as every one of the faithful was always eager who should first touch his skin.

this martyr was idolize

>>129342820
Turn the other cheek

>>129349683
That is definitely not what that verse says

>>129342820
Accept God and try not to be too much of a degenerate. I'm saying that because most of 4chan is just retarded trap lovers.

kikes are the main peddlers of "jesus was jewish" garbage. even repeating that is borderline jew-lover

>>129342820
There is one important prerequisit:
You have to be a cuck

>>129363299
I always liked the readings the best. Here in the US, if you stay at a Mormon hotel there will be a Mormon bible in the bedstand, and even if you don't agree with that version it's still fun to just open it to an arbitrary page and see what it says.

That's just to get you thinking, though. The rest is a different process.

>>129363636
Get back to hacking Western freedoms, Ivan

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>>129342820
Follow the Popes example and kiss nigger feet.

>>129364916
thats one of the things that i can't stand with modern day christianity...

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>>129364916
>if i take things out of context i will show them christians!

>>129365598
There is no context where that isn't laughably pathetic behavior.

>>129365598
>pope on his knees kissing a niggers feet
>HURR DURR YOURE TAKING THIS OUT OF CONTEXT!
>Polish "education"

>>129342820
Trust in Jesus as your savior

>>129366666
Bumping this ebin thread with a satan get

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>>129365598

>>129366863
>be a redpilled™ atheist
>wake up in late afternoon becouse i don't have a job and live in moms basement
>she is never home becouse she is a strong independant woman and she is expressing her sexuality in the docks
>i start my day eating cold tendis and jerk off to gay porn
>Smear shit on my own shit on my face as i stroke my tiny dick with my fat fingers
>came on my japaneese body pillow
>shit i smred shit on my copy of "God's Delusion!"
>Get angry
>Go on r/atheism to vent
>get banned for not being tolerant enough
>where can i go? Where will an euphoric individual such as myself be treated right?
>come to /pol/
>get insulted for wearing a fedora
FUCKING CHRISTKEKS
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT WHITE

>>129342820
u fucking don't.

>>129342820
Get baptized

>>129344470
same but since im 6years old

im christian now. good luck

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>>129361050
This, it's very comfy

It helps to read the Bible

>>129344470
>walking into a church or something. Talking to someone there. But I don't know where to start.

you already said where to start, go to church and talk to the minsiter!

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>>129342820
You don't.

>>129342820
And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

>>129373506
>he who troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind

>>129342820
You dont, its a cuck religion.

>>129342820
Get baptised in an orthodox church. Don't go to cuckolicks, they're pedos, neither to protestants, they are just retarted who contradict themselves (example: sola fide and james 2:24)

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>>129354301
>>129360346
>having this stance and never taking the gnostic pill.

>>129342820
>Becoming Christian
>How do I become a Christian, /pol/?
/pol/
/POL/
>/POL/
gtfo christjew
>>129373995

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>>129375055
>Becoming Christian
>How do I become a Christian, /pol/?
/pol/
/POL/
>/POL/
gtfo christjew
>>129373995
:^)

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>>129375132
WUTCHA DOING RABBI

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>>129375494
I DON'T LIKE YOU STINKING CHRISTKIKES, KIKES, HADJIKIKES OR ATHEISTS

LEARN TO FUCK OFF

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NO CHRISTIANITY ON /POL/

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>>129375799
Krishna is going to bring you to tribunal, and ask you why you spoke such horrible things of his avatar Jesus Christ.

until then you are no better than a Jew, you and the Jews have a lot in common, a hatred of the savoir of the world.

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>>129375992
>Krishna is going to bring you to tribunal, and ask you why you spoke such horrible things of his avatar Jesus Christ.
YOU HAVE NO CLUE AT ALL ABOUT VEDA, AVATARS OR "KRISHNA"
>until then you are no better than a Jew, you and the Jews have a lot in common, a hatred of the savoir of the world.
FUCK OFF YOU STINKING CHRISTKIKE
THERE IS NO PROBLEM IN MY RELIGION WITH HATING YOUR LYING CUM JESUS THE FILTHY DIRTY KIKE

FUCK OFF AND STOP INSULTING MY RELIGION YOU FILTHY SANDNIGGER >>129246002

>>129342820
become a sheep

or you could realise that you run your own life and no one is going to fix it but you

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>>129376529
>YOU HAVE NO CLUE AT ALL ABOUT VEDA, AVATARS OR "KRISHNA"

well, thats where you're wrong kiddo.

>FUCK OFF YOU STINKING CHRISTKIKE
THERE IS NO PROBLEM IN MY RELIGION WITH HATING YOUR LYING CUM JESUS THE FILTHY DIRTY KIKE

what an awfully Jewish thing to say about Jesus.

>FUCK OFF AND STOP INSULTING MY RELIGION YOU FILTHY SANDNIGGER

well, i actually really like Hinduism. Yoga in itself is an amazing spiritual science. one of my favorite stories is how Shiva visits a family of his devotees in disguise, and asks to eat the child, so they cut off his head, cook the child in the stew, and since it tastes so delicious, he wants the child to taste it, so he brings the child back to life so he can consume his own flesh.

you insult yourself each time you slander Christianity in ignorance.

>>129342820
>>129342820
>>129342820

You need to go to tsabs.info and inform yourself

>>129342820
Reminder that the Bible teaches that a girl losing her virginity is getting married to the guy she loses her virginity to. In other words God sees a girl that lost her virginity as being married to that guy. Therefore if you "marry" her then you're really committing adultery. In other words you have to find a virgin.

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>>129377421
>well, thats where you're wrong kiddo.
how the fuck am i wrong, you dirty christkike?
>what an awfully Jewish thing to say about Jesus.
NO YOU DIRTY AMERINIGGER
I AM NOT JEWISH
I AM KRISHNA
>well, i actually really like Hinduism. Yoga in itself is an amazing spiritual science. one of my favorite stories is how Shiva visits a family of his devotees in disguise, and asks to eat the child, so they cut off his head, cook the child in the stew, and since it tastes so delicious, he wants the child to taste it, so he brings the child back to life so he can consume his own flesh.
MY RELIGION IS VEGETARIAN YOU LYING CHRISTIAN
YOU ARE RECITING THE CATHOLIC GARBAGE ABOUT HIS OWN FLESH
>you insult yourself each time you slander Christianity in ignorance.
FUCK OFF YOU LYING CHRISTKIKE

THIS IS /POL/ NOT /CHRISTKIKECENTRAL/!!!!!!!
YOU FUCKING UTTER MORON

YOU DIRTY MEXICAN HALFBREED AMERICAN SCUM

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Should I start reading apologetics? I want to convert fast.

I only have one book, pic related. I've read chunks of the Bible, nothing too serious.

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>>129378257
>Should I start reading apologetics? I want to convert fast.
DON'T TALK ABOUT CONVERTING TO CHRISTIANITY ON /POL/ YOU FILTHY CHRISTKIKE

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>>129377807
>NO YOU DIRTY AMERINIGGER
>I AM NOT JEWISH
>I AM KRISHNA

>jews hate christ
>you hate christ
iono rabbi, seems pretty jewish to me

>MY RELIGION IS VEGETARIAN YOU LYING CHRISTIAN
>Ignores the fact I credit the story to Shaivism.

>YOU ARE RECITING THE CATHOLIC GARBAGE ABOUT HIS OWN FLESH
pretty sure cannibalism is a practice of Shaivism

>doesn't understand I'm strongly considering becoming an Aghori

and yes, some parts of Hinduism are vegetarian, some parts aren't.

>FUCK OFF YOU LYING CHRISTKIKE
I'm not really lying, its in Shaivisms own stories.

THIS IS /POL/ NOT /CHRISTKIKECENTRAL/!!!!!!!
YOU FUCKING UTTER MORON

/pol/ is a christian board, whether you like it or not.

>YOU DIRTY MEXICAN HALFBREED AMERICAN SCUM

I'm german/scottish/korean mix I'm a happa, but ok, I'm mexican too, just for you.

>>129378396
I am sorry, I don't want to be pagan and dance around yews while eating berries.
There is nothing wrong with that picture.

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>>129378420
>pretty sure cannibalism is a practice of Shaivism
>seems pretty jewish to me
>I'm not really lying, its in Shaivisms own stories.
SHOW ME THE VERSE YOU LYING CHRISTIAN
>/pol/ is a christian board, whether you like it or not.
FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY AMERICAN SCUM
>I'm german/scottish/korean mix I'm a happa, but ok, I'm mexican too, just for you.
ANOTHER DIRTY AMERICAN MUTT

WHERE'S THE SHIVA VERSE ABOUT HIM BEING A CANNIBAL

>and yes, some parts of Hinduism are vegetarian, some parts aren't.

ALL OF "HINDUSIM" IS VEGETARIAN YOU DUMB FAGGOT CHRISTKIKE

PISS OFF FROM MY WEBSITE

YOUR DIRTY LYING JEW JESUS IS NOT WELCOME HERE


FUCK OFF

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>>129378570
>I am sorry, I don't want to be pagan and dance around yews while eating berries.
>There is nothing wrong with that picture.
FUCK OFF
POL IS NOT A CHRISTIAN BOARD

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>>129342820
>Becoming Christian
>How do I become a Christian, /pol/?

Don't listen to krsna

He's admitted to hate western society and liking jews

ignore this poo in the loo faggot who makes athiest seem awful

We're actually really rational people.

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>>129378570
>>129378257
I wouldn't bother with that. you should just regard all theosis on christianity as wrong or pretend you don't know anything about it, and just get a new american stadard bible. I used to be a KJV advocate, but they quite frankly don't translate Sheol, Hades, or Tartarus correctly. in itself thats the only bone i have to pick about the version

>>129378792
oh sorry, is it hinduist now?

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>>129378884
>Don't listen to krsna
>He's admitted to hate western society and liking jews
>ignore this poo in the loo faggot who makes athiest seem awful
>We're actually really rational people.
what are you talking about?
FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY AMERICAN FAGGOT
IT'S ALWAYS AMERICANS WHO INSULT ME
THE SITE OWNER
>>129378972
>oh sorry, is it hinduist now?
it's whatever i say it is
NOT jesus
he's a lying kike
>>129246002

>>129378894
to be a protestant or what? I don't want to be a protestant

>>129379118
>It's whatever i say it is

Yeah opinion discard fuck this guy

I think he's the kid that said "That's what you said for Insulting The Chan!"

>>129342820
Be brainwashed by your parents from a young age

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>>129379450
>Yeah opinion discard fuck this guy
FUCK YOU AMERIKIKE MEXINIGGER
>I think he's the kid that said "That's what you said for Insulting The Chan!"
you're just making shit up
nobody knows what you're talking about
LEAST OF ALL ME

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>>129379151
well, I can pretty much promise you that the catholic church is the whore of babylon, who is drunk on the blood of saints. and that mary worship is actually a form of lucifer worship. I can't stop you, I can only warn you.

I don't really care for the protestant movement either, at least not the one martin luther started, both the RCC and He attacked personal study of the bible.

>>129378745
its in the Shiva Mahapurana, I'll get the verse and story for you in a minute.

>>129379644
Why do you shitpost and namefag on these threads?

And why haven't the mods banned you yet, you're not even sharing any verses of the bible just saying shit without any proof. You are literally saying "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!". No discussion here, just shitposting.

>>129379859
>well, I can pretty much promise you that the catholic church is the whore of babylon, who is drunk on the blood of saints. and that mary worship is actually a form of lucifer worship. I can't stop you, I can only warn you.
>rejects saints
Protestantism, not even once.

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>>129379859
>its in the Shiva Mahapurana, I'll get the verse and story for you in a minute.
I'M WAITING FOR IT YOU FILTHY LYING CHRISTIAN WHORE
>Why do you shitpost and namefag on these threads?
BECAUSE I CAN
>And why haven't the mods banned you yet, you're not even sharing any verses of the bible just saying shit without any proof. You are literally saying "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!". No discussion here, just shitposting.
BECAUSE I OWN THE WEBSITE YOU DUMB AMERICAN CHRISTIAN LIAR
I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT
>>129379118
>>129246002
YOU FILTHY CHRISTIAN AMERICAN SCUMLORD

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>>129379906
>>129380097

>>129379859
nah, I can also pretty much promise you that israel is the whore of babylon, and so on.

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>>129378745
I don't really have the verse, but its the story of Siruthonda Nayanar, who with his wife, cut off the head of their child and offered his flesh to Shiva who disguised himself as a devote

>>129342820
First you have to dump your brain into a trashcan:
14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

Whatever kind of idiot wrote the bible apparantly thought that plants existed before the sun, keep your cringy christ-chans to yourself.

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DIRTY LYING JESUS AND HIS FILTHY LYING DEVOTEES ARE ALL DIRTY LYING SCUM BASTARDS
>>129380221
>I don't really have the verse
what a surprise
ANOTHER LYING CHRISTIAN BASTARD

fuck Christians. I'm happy Islam is taking over the world, bend the knee or burn alive!

>>129380304
>when normal porn isn't degenerate enough for you, try demonic porn
reported

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>>129380181
thats pretty much un-scriptural. one pope killed more christians than every roman caeser put together. the inquisition was the most disgusting act in all of europe.

catholics have a nasty habit of not being able to read their bibles.

>>129380040
>>rejects saints
yup, catholic "saints" are basically re-packaged pagan gods.

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>>129380337
>fuck your faggot brahmin

>>129380621
Matthew 7:21
>this kills the heretic