Brit/pol/ - Jacob Rees-Mogg for PM Edition

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how do you reckon Wallace votes lads?

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>>129339213
>mfw 5 more years of liberal tears

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i feel sorry for her

Who did brit/pol support in the 2015 GE

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>tfw no susanna reid wife

post your milfu

>>129339213
Can non ulstermen join the DUP tho?

>>129339213
I love seeing the Tories in catastrophe. I am creaming my pants at how weak and diminished they look. Uhh

>>129339411
Ha.

>>129339430
Miliband ofc

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Guys, what can be done to stop this Fasc rising within me?

>>129339425
I don't, she is over.

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>>129339425
>i feel sorry for her
Why would you feel sorry for the winner? She called this election and won.

>>129339458

Do you have any confirmed dinosaur kills?

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>>129339213
Anyone got any good orange/black banners? Murals seem to have taken off but there's also plenty of material in banners.

The absolute state of burger education lads

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>>129339514

>>129339549
Impossible they never existed

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>>129339444
checked

>>129339514
She doesn't even have the majority that she did before. That's only "winning" in that you didn't lose as badly as the others.

>>129339411

too soon

If I was a conservative MP who kept their seat by the skin of their teeth (amber rudd for example). I wouldn't be happy about the tories getting into bed with the DUP. Infact I'd be so unhappy that I would probably get together with some like minded buddies and scupper the whole thing

>>129339514
>won
Who are you all voting in next months general election?

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>>129339213
At the 1997 general election, Rees-Mogg was the Tory candidate for the solidly Labour seat of Central Fife and attracted ridicule after canvassing a largely working-class neighbourhood with his former NANNY.

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>>129339444
That conservative woman bird

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Save us DUP

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>>129339444

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>>129339651
Labour lost, they cannot form a government.

>>129339411
Wallace doesn't vote

Wallace is waiting for the BUP to return so he can finally have a party that represents his views

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Enjoying a comfy Saturday while chuckling at conservacucks

>Chants of "Tories out, refugees in"
That didn't take long

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>>129339693
5 MORE YEARS

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>>129339425
I don't

She fucked up on a massive scale and cannot even fire 2 useless fuckwits who had a big hand in this mess.

She will not last the week at this rate.

Best thing for the tories would to be get someone like Mogg to run the party, he is reliable and steady and not a fucking idiot.

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what's everyone doing tonight?

>>129339834
>She will not last the week at this rate.
>increasingly_nervous_man.jpg

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>>129339444

>makes Shami cry

>>129339786
Wew

>>129339425
I've almost lost my patience with her, she has one year to turn it around or She's lost my vote.

>>129339820
>our streets are so safe
>carry on like normal
>"I wont go anywhere without being surrounded by the same police I cut."

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>tfw we're living out history

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>>129339880

>>129339880
laughing at burgers trying to grasp the troubles on here, just like last night.

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>>129339753

>HAHA why even bother Conservatives, you didn't even get the moral victory like Corbyn which is actually the real victory unlike the pooey election HA HAHA HAHAHAHAH

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Is he right brit/pol/?

>>129339880
Basking in another right-wing victory.

>>129339886
So, between the lies and the totalitarian information regulation where do you see a party or politician worthy of support?

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>>129339880
Probably having some beers and posting in Brit/pol/, I don't have any friends in Leeds.

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Give me some The Troubles-core music lads.

So if I understand things correctly, the DUP-Tory alliance just means:

>more gibs for North Ireland
>Tories get to double down on policies that cost them the majority at Thursday's election

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>We're coming for your internet freedums

>>129339834
Let's be honest here, Mogg does that same silly persona shield shit as Boris Johnson which is a sign of deep seated issues.

>>129339820
dunno, things didn't go that smooth for the last female pm to anger the ira....

>>129340021
>conservatives
>right wing

I wish nu-/pol/ would fuck off.

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>>129339444

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>>129339753
me too
Also doesn't the Tory-DUP coalition antagonize the Good Friday Agreement in Northern Ireland?

The current conservative government would be biased towards the DUP.

>>129339880
About to go to the shops for snacks, going to play Farcry 3 all night and then slog through an engagement party tomorrow

>>129339458
Yes

Redpill me on the irish somebody im too young to remember

>>129339886
Why would you as the tory party want to keep this useless gobshite in number 10?

The entire campaign was awful, manifesto not worth wiping your arse with and May was pathetic.

>>129339912
She was fucking ruthless desu last night.

>>129339820
She will be lucky to last till Monday evening.

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>>129340076
Fuck our (((freedoms))). She is doing what needs to be done to keep us safe from terrorists and pedophiles.

>>129340070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2zvWbrv-CY

Without doubt the best Loyalist song.

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>raised Catholic (Dad's family from Ireland)
>hate IRA
>hate Pope Francis

I didn't ask for this

>>129339213
Why does this mog man where suits that are so ill-fitting? Is he self-conscious about being thin? Doesn't he realize a big suit on a thin man makes him look even more thin, defeating the entire point?

He acts so posh and upper class yet wears a suit that looks like he got off a thrift store rack. Pathetic.

>>129339795

according to the burgers the IRA are now loyalists now

>>129339687
DUP the centerist CON won't be happy and might loose to the leg dems if they stop drop the far left act. And the hard brexit CONs won't be happy because it will dilute brexit.

>>129340070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yr0nwIX_gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0zBlHlnR4Y
To be honest the republicans had better music

>>129340170
Why would you like the guys who would kill you without thinking twice?

>>129340108
You can't be serious? She's a haggard old fishwife

>>129340106
I wish brits polluted by american political rhetoric would neck themselves

>>129340077
I would argue that Mogg is more respected than bojo by basically everyone

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>>129339719

>>129340053
i can't decide if i should get some beers, still a bit hungover so will browse brit/pol probably

>>129340170
>HATES IRA
Nothing wrong with hating a bunch of communist faggots.
>Hate pope Francis
Nothing wrong with hating a fucking communist faggot.

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kek

>The nursery worker is angry about the Conservatives' deal with the DUP, although he admits to not initially knowing who they were.
>"I didn't know who the DUP were, I had to Google them, as many people no doubt in this country would have had to."
>"I've never seen people more hateful in my life," he says.
The state of these protesters

>>129340162
>let in terrorists
>funded the saudies more
>cut back on police and border protection
>increased hate speech and anti-semitism prosecution

Are you a fucking idiot?

>>129340072
Basically, yes, there are two other things its going to do
>Make the Tories completely toxic to moderates if it lasts very long
>Make a return to power sharing in NI more unlikely

>>129340185

Fucking Yanks.

>>129340162
but they'll ban 4chin

>>129340116
The uk government is no longer impartial in NI politics, could be spooky lads

Troubles when

>>129340116
It more or less breaks it

>>129339213
Jacob Rees Mogg is such a lovely gentleman and has a great understanding of the EU failures. I'd love to see him lead the conservatives.

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>>129340316

>>129340170
Pope is a fag

>>129340106
>Conservatives aren't really right wing
>remember to vote Corbyn
This is the real nu-pol

>>129340316

>implying thats a soy latte and not islamist cum.

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Ooh shit

>Jacob Rees-Mogg for PM Edition

How would Paisley feel about you shilling for a Catholic Prime Minister?

>>129340308
I know I just wish Catholicism didn't come packaged with the IRA and Pope McCuck

>>129340170
who hates pope francis. the guys a bro.

even the huns like him

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Starting a Monarchist party called the New Royalist Party (NRP). Good idea?

"Tory minister on #r4today says they will have a vote on reducing time limits on abortion in exchange for DUP support."

WEAK KEKS

>>129340260
Nationalist, traditionalist, Burkean, call it what you like but the Tories aren't it.

>>129340152
They like stoves a lot

>>129340259
Are you some kind of homo or just blind?

>>129340070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFvtNiLoq0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmHZECv984Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k703nyqd6ek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQpFe3JGAKA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHxeJ012q40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG3apPiTur4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xe63DrjVC0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LNem0R_5zo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkDKt-sl2SE

These and the Sash are the best ones.

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>>129339880

pubbing all night

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>>129340301
Go for a full English mate and come back to me.

>>129340152
They like potatoes and hate the English.

>>129340463
>Say you arent going to resign
>Resign the next day

Even may isnt this floppy

Why are you mongs shilling for people to join the DUP?

>>129340474
>kisses muslim cock
>mmm yes praise Allah indeed

Fuck him

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>>129339411

How does Badger vote?

>>129339509
You can't, you can only syncretise it with something else. Neo-reactionary fascism suits Britain best.

>>129340457
What is the second point for? I never said that, nor implied it. Could it be that neither of the main parties has ever had the support of /pol/?

>>129339963
This photo sums up the UK so sadly

>police state
>kek female police officers
>board up, graffiti'd, but perfectly usable building (probably owned by some Jew/Chink/Arab for investment purposes)
>Greggs
>lol kebab and chips mate XD
>arab taxi drivers
>bearded/fat beta male in top left
>lurking darkies - eyeing up dem white women
>drunk pathetic loser laying on floor drinking shit foreign beer - probably voted Brexit though
>classiest woman in the photo looks East Asian - rest look like either tumblr feminists or slags
>even the lamppost is pathetically leaning over

This country is so shit

>>129340566
Why not?

>>129340463

1922 Committee Reich incoming

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>>129340175

Looks like we'll be sending Brussels the Conservative and Unionist Negotiating Team. I hope they can come up with a handy acronym.

t. r/ukpolitics

it was pretty funny

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>>129339509
Embrace it

>>129340521
>>129340244
>>129340165
Top lads.

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>>129340185
>MFW when someone confuses loyalist with IRA

>>129340476

what policies do you propose

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>>129340566
Why not?

>REMINDER
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

Found a birds nest with some hatching in me garden

>>129340663
You didn't have to give them credit lad

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>>129340563
>>129340623

Shes gone

>>129340175
His mum actually dresses him

>>129340116
>when you're so desperate to be seen as thacher 2.0 you start the troubles back up

>>129340728
Sell it on ebay

>>129340079
Thatcher had over a decade of being in power, and that was with a proper majority government.

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>>129339693
DUP
U
P

New troubles, religious right, Kek is a mad lad.

>>129339694
I saw that film as a kid, fuck ventriloquist dolls

Grandaddy Davis for PM when?

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>>129340728

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>>129340540
>mfw did some work up Glasgow and the hotel referred to it as a full Scottish

What does brit/pol/ think of Theresa May?

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>15:43 pm. I have my piss bottle ready and Brit/pol engaged. Lock and Load. It's going to be a long session. Deus Fucking Vult.

>>129340682
Killing off the royal family and bringing back whoever is the jacobite heir

>>129340682
What we need is some sort of party that actually argues for policies based on British history.

One thing I would do is kick out the appointed peers from the House of Lords and bring in the hereditary peers, and fill the gaps with those that have provided a great service to the country like high ranking military personnel.

Also get rid of "majority juries" and go back to total jury decisions. Also hanging for murder.

>scottish dad is a huge SNP fan despite (or perhaps due to) living in London
>also a massive Celtic supporter
>he was hyped for Corbyn and thought he would win

he's not in a good mood

>>129340175
He is like 6'5" mate

>>129340682
I was hoping for some input. One of the main goals would be to return to some form of monarchist state.

>>129340888
ANNEX SCOTLAND NOW!

>>129340930
10/10, would marry.

>>129340760

Wonder if she will do it after the weekend?

>>129339425
same but i'm also annoyed at how much she's fucked it up when it an unnecessary election to begin with

>>129340888
Did it have a slice of haggis?

>>129340942
Remind him that rangers fans are now in parliament deciding his future.

>>129340175
I can guarantee you that his suit fits and is tailored to him. Whatever you think a fitting suit looks like, it isn't.

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>>129340992
>He is like 6'5"
L A N C C

>>129340992

The Royal Family have sat back and done nothing as Britian has been overrun with scum

When Liz dies in a few years we'll have the even worse Charles - do you really want these people with MORE power?

>>129340463
Why would she sack her chiefs of staff only to resign herself a few hours later

Could be another significant statement- another election?

>>129340576
UKIP

>>129340667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDHPjxfuCXI&t=62s

>>129340888
Full Scotish usually means they swap one of the slices of black pudding for a slice of white pudding and the suasages for a literal square of ground meat that Scotland calls a suasage. That said, >>129340540 lacks both black pudding and hash browns.

>>129341141
See
>>129340938

>>129340072
>Tories get to double down on policies that cost them the majority at Thursday's election
I don't know about that one but the first one is certainly correct. DUP are a bit more savvy about what won't go down well with their support base than May apparantly is. Technology is an expanding economic sector in northern ireland, DUP won't risk compromising it with inane internet legislation.

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>>129341063
No, but it had this weird potato pancake thing which google informs me is called ya wee tattie scone

>>129339693
Writing in DUP

>>129341041
Dont know, Harry Cole has just tweeted that a name floated for new advisor is Gummer, one of the reasons they are in this mess.

>>129341155
They would have gone no matter who is in downing street. She could be voluntarily calling a leadership election? There is no way the party would let her run as leader in another election.

>>129341265
It had proper sausages, and no white pudding. What the fuck is white pudding?

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>>129341118
u know it ; ^)

>>129341141
I don't want to give power back to the royal family. They have become too incompetent at doing anything. That would not be in the manifesto.

get on this heavyness lads...

>Killing of five bald men in Mozambique is linked to a new superstitious belief that bald men have gold in their head

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/mozambique-police-bald-men-ritual-killings-targets-sacrifice-witchcraft-rich-a7777756.html

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>>129341141

>Charles

>>129340388

>YFW troubles start again and the provisional continuity real ira bomb london, only to kill 52 muslims, an american and a swede.

>>129340938
>Henry VII was a legitimate king
I want Lancaster cucks to leave.

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>>129341019
>Asking for an across the barricades gf
>Implying I'm protestant
This girl looks like my first girlfriend though, pretty cute

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>be catfishing on Tinder
>move over to a chatting app
>think they might be a catfish also
>google their username
>comes up with some bent bloke in the same town as me (not even 15,000 population)

have I been caught lads, Will I be bummed for this?

>>129340116
Yes and no. But you can guarantee Gerry and Co will use it as an excuse to bang the drum.

>>129341326
>a name floated for new advisor is Gummer
>got told to widen her inner circle
>bring in people who were already in the circle anyway

If this is true then she's even stupider than I imagined

>>129339880

shitposting in /box/

>>129341410

Looks like he's doing that Jacko leg whip move.

>>129341410
>Monarchist party
>No policies on the monarchy

Hmm

>>129339726
was perfect 15-20lbs ago

>>129341474
Why are you catfishing, you chasing dick pics?

>>129341398
Black pudding without the blood and more fat.

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>>129341410

>>129341410
ALL our leaders are too stupid. I'd accuse them of malice if they weren't so clueless about everything else.

>>129341508
:D

>>129340316
top kek

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>>129341510
Honestly this is outrageous, I am a Tory party member and I pray it is a leadership election just so I can vote her out.

>>129340566
/r/thedonald redditors trying to force a meme

>>129340682

pakis out wifus in

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>>129341265

>implying lorne sausage isn't far superior for putting on a roll

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>>129341093
My sides.

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>>129341635
> implying JRM can't become a leader

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>>129339786
>this is what EVERYONE who voted labour asked for

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>>129340316
i dont get it

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>>129340175
>>129340767
I'd believe it.

>pretends to be upper class and posh
>suit doesn't fit, looks like total shit
>hair looks like crap too

I still can't figure out why though. All it takes is one look in the mirror for him to realize, "holy shit, this suit is too big".

Or the opinion of an actual tailor to say, Mr. Mogg, Sir, may I suggest an alteration to your suit?

>>129340992
>He's like 6"5 mate
The length isn't the problem (although at max, the lenght of the jacket should typically extend to the tips of the fingers resting downward) it's the width. The chest size is at least 2" too big and it doesn't tighten at all toward the waistline.

>>129341117
You think that fits? My pap is a tailor and I wear a suit to work most days, so I'm pretty sure I know what a good fitting suit is. Take one look at the picture. Looks like total shit.

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>>129341802

>>129341508

PD4PM

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

EAST DUNBARTONSHIRE REPORTING IN

THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

>>129341829
Rich people in the UK dress like shit, if you haven't noticed

>>129341624

Minster of funny walks.

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>>129341890

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>>129339786
COMMIES OOT

>>129341852
the man at the bottom should be wearing a keffiyeh

also he should have a brain the size of a plum

How'd the whole thing worked out in the end? DUP has more influence now right? Is that a good thing?

Reminder there was someone shouting bring refugees in waving a socialist parties flag yesterday.

this is london

>>129341474

>Catfishing in your spare time

This is the lowest and most depressing existence imaginable.

>>129341890
Go and stand there applauding and looking smug

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The Protestant Boys are loyal and true
Though fashions are changed and the loyal are few
The Protestant Boys are true to the last
Though cowards belie them when danger has past
Aye still we stand
A loyal band
And reck not the liars whatever they say
For let the drums rattle
The summons to battle
The Protestant Boys must carry the day

>>129341093

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1INHtVFlaQo

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>>129341615
So it's just a fried slab of fat?

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>>129341748
>Scottish cuisine

>>129341955
The whole thing s fucked and DUP will kill the tories in the long run but the memes are good t least

>>129342007
london is cucked, is that news to anyone?

>>129339786
I hope the DUP can re-open Long Kesh and staff it with old UDA volunteers so we have somewhere to put the Corbmongs.

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>>129342007
Sounds like the average labour voter

Rumors about that May is going to push her extreme internet monitoring despite her days in seat being numbered/party falling apart..

>>129342063
pathetic leaf

>>129341952
The last one is implying that you should vote Labour to run the country into the ground as a result of Labour policies.

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>>129339820
READY TO SERVE!

>>129342086
The tories are already killing themselves, just look at the election

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>>129340992
>He is like 6'5" mate

He's nowhere near that tall, lad.

Here he is with Nige who is only about 5'9".

>>129342073
>Scottish cuisine

>>129342086
The Tories killed themselves. DUP is just stripping the carcass.

>>129342086
Bummer

catcher in the rye

more like

thatcher in the wheat

xD

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>>129342200
>>129342073
forgot image

UKIP need to become the UK Identitarian Party.

Glad Nuttall has cowered and ran, now Anne Marie Waters needs to take over and change policy to allow Paul Weston back in. Prevent what remains of Evans followers snatching the leadership and turning it to shit.

>>129340165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t57xg3g2QrM

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DID SOMEONE MENTION SCOTTISH CUISINE?

>>129339719
Why does she have JUST hair?

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>>129342066

>>129342181
Right but they actually won the election and got some swing votes. Alligning themselves with an actual hard right party will alienate a lot of people. They dont have much choice at this point though

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>>129342247

>>129339514
Who she cowgirling?

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>>129342158

>>129342063
no surrender

>>129342298
>>129342073
>>129341748
Next Brit/pol/ needs to be Scottish Cuisine Edition

calling it now.

>>129342338
I deleted it out of shame

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>Scottish cuisine

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>>129339732

Tories LOST their majority
Tories LOST the argument of the election
Tories LOST seats
Tories LOST the faith of the electorate
Tories LOST their mandate to lead

console yourself however you want, but deluding yourself will only make things worse. try to avoid the Tory spin that they somehow "won" this elction, then maybe we can move forward.

>>129341748
Looks horrible but tastes good

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>>129342073
Disgusting, that's not even fried!

>>129342428
Really want to try heroin just once.

>>129342303

Because she's currently LARPing as a bisexual, bohemian free spirit "artist" and it gets her gigs.

She'll be quickly knocked up and married once she passes 30. Watch this space.

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>>129342158
You

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>>129342428

>>129342440
SPOTTED THE SCOT

>>129342485
Who doesn't?

Why did they use gay pink knives?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeCBWXrK5k

>>129342432
>that they somehow "won" this elction
they're literally in power right now

>>129342432
they literally won this election

>>129342485
Your self-destructive behavior knows no bounds Germoney

>>129342485
That's how it starts

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PASS THE BROON SOSS

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Will trade a smug Karen for Corbychev's champagne socialist to gulag image

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>Scottish cuisine

>>129342631
Only one? Are you on a diet?

THE ONLY TUNE I COULD PLAY . . .

WAS

FUCK THE POPE

AND THE IRA

>>129342562
>>129342569

>326 seats needed to win

correct me if i'm wrong
correct yourself if you're wrong

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>>129342247
Hitler in the Hay.

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>>129342303

>>129342678
WHEN I WAS YOUNG

I HAD NO SENSE

I BOUGHT A FLUTE

FOR 50 PENCE

>>129342638
those are fucking delicious i get them down here in the South west

Seriously when is he getting stabbed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxyLqE8H9tw

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How many frens do you have?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497078566308.webm

>>129342432
Party with most seats
More votes than any other party in 20 years
Currently in government

Keep convincing yourself that they lost

>>129342638
>>129342750

to be fair anon fried mars bars are fucking god tier

I mean they'll send you to an early grave but fuck me it's worth it

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Why do the loyalists have such shit songs compared to the republicans?
I mean, just compare most the crap on youtube with say, Foggy Dew or Óró sé do bheatha abhaile.
It's shocking.

>>129342695
>328 with a DUP agreement.

I'd say they still won.

>>129341748
Don't you mean square sausage, mate?

>>129342558

ceramic? possibly get through metal detectors.

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>>129342695
Say it with me:

THERESA MAY PRIME MINISTER

>>129342725
NA NA NA NA
NANANANA

NA NA NA NA
NANANANA

NA NA NA NA
NANANANA

MORE TUNES ON THE FLUTE

IM LEARNING TO PLAY

YOU'LL HERE ME PRACTICE ALMOST EVER' DAY

>>129342695
you're wrong, it's 326 to win a majority.
the general rule of thumb is that the party with the most votes is the winner. there are methods for sorting it out when this isn't the case
this stuff is all written down in law you know

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Clarkson continues to try to kill Hammond

(kek - captcha featuring cars)

>>129342695
So you're saying that May isn't currently the PM and conservatives aren't in power?

I fail to grasp leftist logic sometimes.

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How will Theresa ever recover?

>>129342841
Reminder - you actually don't even need 326. SF and the Speaker don't take their seats. You only need 322.

It's an effective majority of 6.

>>129342888
5 more years, lads. I'm going to enjoy the constant leftist butthurt.

>>129342924
That worked well for brexit and milipead

>>129342485
Best save it until you're on your deathbed.

>>129342874
Its actually not, we dont have a written constitution

>>129342924
Oh my god why are people so retarded? Do they seriously not understand what the different between a minority government with support and a coalition government.

Democracy is a failure.

>>129342863

I'm using the Wiki name.

If I write "SKWERRRR SLICE" no cunt's going to know what I'm on about.

>>129342924
WTF I hate minorities now

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>>129342817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

>>129342928
Sinn Fein gained MPs this election as well, so it's even lower now.

>>129343012
jesus christ you can't be from /pol/

we don't have a written constitution but the way elections work IS written down in law

Post-election happenings are always slow as shit

Why would she not have her cabinet drawn up immediately

>>129342874
The reason a majority is needed is to get the Queen's speech through.
After that it's more a case of making sure your MPs turn up to vote and vote the way you want.

There's no rules about how many seats you need. Simply that you're able to make the Queen make you PM.

>>129343144
she was planning a reshuffle but she can't afford to sack anyone now. she's finished.

>>129342924
Half the signatures will be from countries that aren't even Britain, guarantee it

>>129343118
I think it's 322 including the Speaker so with the DUP they have a majority of 6

>>129343027
>minority goverment with support

Minority goverment with 10people holding the keys to it all demanding what they want more like.

May is so fucking useless.

>>129343118
>Sinn Fein gained MPs this election
ha...I'm sure that's nothing to worry about, right?

>Another DUP manifesto pledge was to scrap air passenger duty. The TV licence fee should be scrapped and the BBC radically overhauled.

finally it's happening, wonder if taking on the BBC is a good idea though

>>129343144
There are rumors she is on her way out and throwing in the towel early.

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>>129343144
She didn't even have a manifesto prepared when she called the election. It has come to light that May is not the most organised person.

>>129343028
You've got me there. I've heard it called square, slice, or Lorne. It's a regional thing, I think.

>>129343220
David, Johnson and a few others must be sharpening their knives this second.

>>129339411
Thanks for reminding me, arsehole.

>>129340070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3PSaZm3uYY

>>129341829
It's a Gieves and Hawkes. It costs more than you make in six months.

>>129343220
They literally don't give a shit about England, i don't get why leftists are so butthurt.

>>129343296
God I hope Boris doesn't get in, Davis would be nice if he still has the ambition.

>>129343258

>“For the first time since the foundation of the state the unionist vote was less than 50% in a Westminster election.

>>129342792

There is a march tomorrow in central manchester.

Some of my distant family and friends of theirs were talking of going because a couple of my distant family members were at the ariana grande concert.

I'm just slightly concerned it may kick off, but its their choice i guess, be somewhat silly for family members to almost get blown up then relatives get their teeth knocked in.

Realistically which Tory frontbencher is mental enough to take control of a minority government?

The leadership as it stands is toxic.

>>129341890
fancy a pint at the burnbrae in Milngavie tonight lad?

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I fucking called this.

Despite SNP losses, the fucking jocks have still found a way to torpedo brexit.

Graham "Axeman" Brady

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/873557348152954880

>>129343353
They think the DUP are going to demand that May reverse gay marriage and shit, it's hilarious how much they're flipping out.

rip in piss sinn faggot

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>May's statement sparked fury as the DUP are known for an aggressively socially conservative agenda, and have fiercely opposed LGBT rights, including blocking votes on same-sex marriage in Northern Ireland and have been stringently anti-abortion rights – even in the case of rape. Some members have also supported creationism and denied climate change.

http://archive.is/XfvRu

>>129343217
7 Sinn Fein, 1 Speaker
642 real seats
Tory + DUP have 328
Labour et al. have 314

Majority is 14

>>129343469
I would not be surprised if Leadsom popped up again. Remember, she went from a complete nobody, to potential PM to cabinet member.

It's not out of the question.

>>129343392
One unionist constituency went independent.

>>129343531
desu they'll probably just demand more gibs for NI and not much else