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The British police is heavily investigating the origin of a cermaic knife.

Why is England so cucked ?
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>>129332365
Why though? Its just a fucking knife, like hoe do they open bags, packaging, slice their meat , or prepare meals?
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>>129332365
t. the eternal who/what?
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>>129332839
With their crooked teeth
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When it's literally a known thing that you can walk into a shop, buy a 5 pack of these knives for less £5 and then go and do some dirt and aslong as you've not been a retard and gripped it without gloves your clean. I know Americans like to talk about shooting intruders etc.. but the fact is if your on the street and someone sticks one of them on you your gonna flap like a chicken.
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>>129332839
We take it to the police station to get cut or opened.
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>>129333296
And Hans, let's not start.
I've quite literally seen German bikers ran off by 15 year old Somalians with less than a ceramic knife.
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>>129335201
Japanese VPN needs to go. Cuck needs to go. Watch one piece faggot. Knives are literally useless as weapons
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>>129333296
It's not the 1930's. Every country has an underclass with bad teeth. Young brits are no different than any other country's youth.
The english bad teeth meme must end. There is so much else to criticise us for.
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>>129335405
You've obviously never used any weapon for its intended use. Your American flag doesn't make you Rambo ar kid. Having been jucked and done the same to other people I can tell you with 100% certainty the YouTube videos you've watched on self defense are bullshit.
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>>129335405
>Knives are literally useless as weapons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tueller_Drill
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>>129335713
I've been stabbed 100 times and it's really not bad at all you are full of shit
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>>129336586
you just need to get stabbed with small caliber to build resistance
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>>129332839
ceramic knives can be smuggled through metal detectors, its still fucking stupid
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>>129336586
I can see your argument extended as far as, LOL GUNS MURICA, EUROKEKS LOL NAIVS. 10/10 good, valid point.
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Why did they use ceramic kitchen knives and not some sort of combat knife or sword?
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>>129337186
Cos a nigger can't just go and buy a sword for £2, whereas he can go and buy a ceramic kitchen knife for that much without anyone blinking an eye.
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>>129337007
As appears to your argument "trust me I know literally everything so my words are more valid". Appeal to authority. I was actually making fun of you by being non sensical.
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>>129336701
Underrated
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Fun fact: ceramic knives are almost impossible to see on an x ray
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>>129337329
As if UK Muslims don't have their own weapons shops or a 2nd hand market. So many people got overwhelmed and stabbed, including in the neck, and lived. Low-iq inbred retards.
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>>129337186
They're much less detectable also for slashing they can be superior.
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>>129338066
When was being x-rayed part of their plan? I literally can not comprehend how retarded muslims are.
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>>129337690
When did I infer that I knew everything? Perhaps being inflammatory isn't your strong point when trying to make a point?
Hurr de hurr I was making fun of you. Good for you man, I hope it improved your self worth for the day.
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>>129338166
They chip if you slash/chop they're brittle and light weight. Guys took hits to their heads and only suffered light cuts (millwill guy). There a kitchen knife, not a machete or bowie or sword.
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>>129338407
>I hope it improved your self worth for the day.
That better not be sarcastic or I'll whip you again boy
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Shouldn't they search the origin of those retards instead of the ceramic knife ? I mean it's not like they are gonna ban all ceramic knife ? ...
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>>129338144
They made their point by committing the act, someone dying is irrelevant. And again, why would you bother trying to find anything else when you can literally walk into a shop and get basically the same thing for £2? The metal detector thing is a crock of shit. It's a known thing amongst "road kids" that these are the go to tools to use if you want to do someone some damage without spending £70 on a shotgun or hiring someone to do it.
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>>129338570
>I mean it's not like they are gonna ban all ceramic knife ? ...

this is britain, where you need to be 18 or over to buy plastic cutlery.

yes, they are going to ban all ceramic knives.
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>>129338513
After being stabbed 100 times, anything to improve your day m9
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>>129332839
With knives. You've been taking memes too seriously. Knives are perfectly legal, so long as you keep them in the home. You can carry a blade of 3 inches or less around, but it being on a multi tool tends to help your case if you're involved in a violent crime and the police try to use you carrying a blade as proof of intent.
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>>129332365
Kryptonite to British bobbies

ceramic knives
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>>129338929
It's healed by now
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>>129338817
Umm sweetie, google Ugyhur Muslim attacks in China. They commit the same jihad attacks with real combat knives and swords and achieve an order of magnitude more casualties.
No army issues kitchen knives as combat weapons. No army issues ceramic knives as combat weapons.
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>>129335623
> a two-line reply to a banter
You're making it quite apparent Hans hit very close to home.
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>>129339221
You didn't understand my first point.
The UK isnt China.
Procuring a fucking sword is alot more difficult than buying a kitchen knife no matter what circles you run in. Jesus Christ I can't believe I had to explain that.
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>>129339572
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This is the future Ban assault knives
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>>129339572
Swords are fucking easy to buy, you silly nigger.
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Imagine the damage these low IQ fucks could've inflicted had they known of websites like this.

http://www.blades-uk.com/view_items.php?cat_id=118
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>>129340110
I love that design, cos people will just use the bottom of the blade as a hook instead
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>>129336586
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 400, Alex
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Its your fault, shaped knives should have been banned. Like gas balloons and trucks.
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>>129339858
How much is that?
How long for delivery?
Can you walk into a pound land and buy 5 of them for £5 without any way of it being traced back to you?
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>>129332365
>heavily investigating the origin of a cermaic knife
They can't use jewgle? I'm pretty sure they've been around since the 80's, and you can buy them on amazon
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>>129332365
IT WAS THE RUSSIANS!!!


LOOK THE RUSSIANS
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>>129340811
$40, 2 hours work, or 4 hours if you're really really poor

walk in and buy it

pay cash and wear a hat

it's literally equally as difficult to buy ordinary knives as swords. which is to say, not difficult at all. maybe a little expensive if you have shitty taste in kitchenwear
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>>129340811
>Islamists knowing they're going to die by cop anyway
>actually giving a fuck about being traced
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>>129340302
So abdi from Woolwich is gonna go online to buy a fucking replica sword rather than walk into a shop round the corner from his house and buy a bunch of kitchen knives. Shut it you fucking retard.
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>>129341171
If he had a higher IQ he would.

You're fucking desperate. Go to bed.
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don't panic--bin that ceramic!
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>>129341171
You can buy a sword at many, many department stores, of varying quality but all quite lethal and swordy.
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>>129340110

I'm pretty sure you could still stab somebody with that pretty good if you tried hard enough
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>>129332365
>Why is England so cucked ?

Too many women.
Mistake to give women rights.

In post revolutionary europe, ppl will have learned to not give those mentally and morally underevolved creatures rights
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>>129341072
That's still more than £1 a knife, which is what you can buy kitchen knives for.
And $40 where? Sharpened? Ready to use? Your a fucking idiot.
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>>129341499
You seem really committed to this.
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>>129339858

>pssssh nothing personnel, kuffar
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>>129341280
>can buy a sword at many, many department stores, of varying quality but all quite lethal and swordy
The crazy 'merricans even have a TV show glorifying the craft of creating these bone smashing WMDs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-IdRkquxs
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>>129332839
link, faggot
when will they ban sharp rocks?
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>>129341499
dude what

you're trying to imply the guy wants to mass murder people right, so he'd sooner pick a knife out of his drawer than buy a sword?

but why? why would you do that? the availability is completely irrelevent at $40, if he wants a sword he can easily get one.
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>>129341259
Why would he? You've got no argument. Just refrain from speaking at all. You literally haven't made a decent point. A fucking Aussie is making more points than you. Enjoy abdi stabbing your family with kitchen knives whilst you wonder why he didn't buy a replica sword you fucking spastic.
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>>129341784
No one's implied mass murderer except you with the China talk, these attacks aren't intended to cause a fuck load of deaths. They are to show the capabilities of a bunch of nigs and shitskins to cause a shit storm with very little time/money/effort required.
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>>129332365
>>129336586
>>129332365
>>129335713
Without good tactics, you make yourself vulnerable to an incredibly array of edged weapons!

All of /pol/ needs to watch this video.
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>>129332365
>>129336586
>>129332365
>>129335713
Without good tactics, you make yourself vulnerable to an incredibly array of edged weapons!

All of /pol/ needs to watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik
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>>129341997
That's a pretty far reaching theory. Attacks like trucks suggest they want to maximize casualties, not simply make themselves known. I've seen no real evidence that ISIS doesn't care about casualty counts less than it does publicity.
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>>129342284
Are people not still talking about it? Therefore was it not a successful publicity stunt?
By your reasoning the trucker killers would have applied for a pilots license and flew into their intended targets because it's not that much more difficult to do.
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>>129342679
That is a lot more difficult, though. You're not getting me. Buying a sword, as opposed to buying a knife, is on the same difficulty level as bothering to put tomato on your cheese sandwich to make it a little nicer.

Yes, people are still talking about it, which is a goal for them. But that matters more in the end if they have numbers.

There is ZERO difficulty obtaining a sword for someone effectively suicidal.

ZERO.
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>>129343125
But it's just not true, you are a shit load more likely to never even manage to do anything with something bigger than a kitchen knife simply because some cunt is going to catch you with a fucking sword on your way to do it.
Not including how much more money it is and how much longer it would take to buy than literally walking into a shop on pretty much any high street.
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>>129332839
they purchase their meals from government food dispensaries
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>>129332365
>>129336392
>>129339858
>>129340110
Save a knife, bin that life!
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>>129332839

All food is sold pre-sliced, bags have perforations for tearing, all packaging must be possible to open without a bladed implement.

Your country should try it, it's really the way forward.
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>>129343125
And death count doesn't matter if their getting new recruits and making head line news worldwide, surely? I understand your point. And ofcourse killing a bunch of people would be more shocking but having met some of these types in jail I honestly believe they don't care beyond propagating their shit. Murder count or no murder count.
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>>129343781
>because some cunt is going to catch you with a fucking sword on your way to do it.

Japan what the fuck is wrong with you? I'd think you of all people would have some vague idea how swords fit into the world. You can easily conceal it to travel. It's fuck all more money, and YOU BUY IT IN THE SAME PLACE YOU BUY KITCHEN KNIVES.

>>129344213
>having met some of these types in jail
You don't have those types there. Japan is lucky that it hasn't taken the invaders in.
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>>129332365

>Englo
>British
>England

Make your mind up which you're talking about
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>>129343917
Your taking the piss out of a scheme to prevent kids from stabbing each other over post codes. Well done. The morale high ground must be comfy.
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>>129342194
lol awesome vid.
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>>129335623
>The english bad teeth meme must end
Stop inbreeding...
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>>129344432
u wot?
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>>129342194

Holy fuck, that musical segment out of nowhere.
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>>129344432
>your taking
Doing a rather shit job for an english teacher.
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>>129336586
Maybe stop being such a cunt and people will stop stabbing you
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>>129332839
Fill out paperwork, take to local police, pass exam, get 1cm slice made by rotating scissors-trained police.

Easy, m8.
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>>129336392
Under the ribcage and up. Fastest way to he heart.
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>>129338066
Great..this can now be used to justify the next level of police state intrusion into getting on a fucking flight.
>let me guess, from now on boarding a plane will mean stripping completely naked and being forced to leave all baggage at home
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>>129344680
i swear on me mums life
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>>129345561
lol Britannia
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>>129345610
>>129345561

You laugh now, but just you wait until someone comes at you with a spatula.
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>>129345766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqISLI2UQMY
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>>129345766
>until someone comes at you with a spatula
OY VEY! what about an electric knives!! WMDs in my opinion, literally give the next Hitler tools for annudda shoah
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>>129345561
>A small dull knife is just as deadly as a large sharp knife.

Why do liberals spout pointless, baseless hyperbole? For example: There was that reporter who said .223 was just like a bazooka.
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>WHY IS ENGLAND SO KEKED XDDDD

Literally just voted in a Conservative Nationalist coalition get in the bin mush.
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>>129332365
>The British police is heavily investigating the origin of a cermaic knife
It has the name of the company that made it right there on the blade you stupid limey fucks
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>>129345561
>will kill as surely as a bayonet
As if that faggot has ever used a bayonet.
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>>129346341
because muh feels

>>129346724
what do you expect?
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>>129346341
>that reporter who said .223 was just like a bazooka

>It feels like a bazooka — and sounds like a cannon….
>The recoil bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don’t know what you’re doing. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.
Top kike
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>>129345610
spoons may be blunter but they are stronger than knives
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>>129346442

>lose 13 seats to the left
>DUP gain two seats
>were already in informal agreement with them
>the government is more right wing now xDDD

Get fucked, May shill.
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>>129338066
Oh good, I expect I'm on the terrorism watchlist for ordering a ceramic knife years ago. It's still nice and sharp, by the way.
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>>129346992
>spoons may be blunter but they are stronger than knives
I see you've never played knify-spoony before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc
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>>129346880
what would happen if he were to shoot a mosin? would he just melt into goo?
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>>129345161
>read stories about the legendary scotland yard and mi6 as a kid
>join British law enforcement
>hope to become a great detective or maybe even a super spy
>all the training you get is rotating scissors-training
>spend your days opening food bags for smelly lower class people
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>>129346992
May your blade chip and shatter!
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>>129332365
Ban it! That's too much power for bongs.
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>>129347336
>what would happen if he were to shoot a mosin?
He would probably have a heart attack upon seeing such a monster. My brainwashed liberal brother looked terrified when I was showing him my new ruger mini 30, anti-gun -faggotry is a terrible disease
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>>129345561
Shouldn't pens be illegal? Very easy to stab a person in the neck with a pen. Pencils are even worse because they can be sharpened. Actually, all wood should probably be banned because you can turn it into a deadly assault weapon in seconds.
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>>129338940
>Knives are perfectly legal, so long as you keep them in the home
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>>129348300
Not only that but you can whack a guy pretty hard with a stick. Remove all trees so they're safe.
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>>129346880
its it possible to read this without a nasally jewish accent?
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>>129338940
>the police try to use you carrying a blade as proof of intent
FFS, everyone I know has a swiss-army or buck-knife on them all the time, they are handy tools. Even my mom has one in her purse
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I asked this question many months ago and received a deafening silence from the bongs, so I'll ask again: Are the British people entrusted with knifes when eating at a restaurant? If so, what material are the knives?
This question occured to me when I was handed a giant-ass steak knife with my cheeseburger and fries one sunny afternoon.
>>129332365
They go out of their way to avoid investigating Paki rape gangs, so it's no surprise they spend their time confiscating pointy sticks around the neighborhood and arresting those who speak ill of mudslimes
>>129344147
>pre-sliced food with easy-to-tear packaging
>all because your orwellian government doesn't want you owning or handling knives
>the way forward
Good goy.
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>>129332365
fucking progressive
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>>129348644
>possible to read this without a nasally jewish accent?
kek, I can't help but hear it in a shekelberg voice, I've watched too much of the 'merchant minute'
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>>129348889
>>pre-sliced food with easy-to-tear packaging
>>all because your orwellian government doesn't want you owning or handling knives
>>the way forward
>Good goy.
I knew that an american was going to be stupid enough to fall for this, they'll believe literally anything as their total lack of culture leaves them desperate for meaning.
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>>129348300

Pencils longer than 3 inches are prohibited for the general public, those that require them at work may own pencils up to 6 inches with a licence and must be tested ever 6 months for mental condition. It may sound extreme, but pencil attacks are now a thing of the past here.

>>129348889

Give one reason why you need to own a knife if everything is already cut for you?
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>>129341730
Only show left on history that I'll watch
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>>129346724
I learned to kill, kill, kill with cold blue steel and what makes the grass grow..
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We never had these problems when we had no Muslims here.

Its time to send them back

Either they go back or UK will descend soon into Civil war and its not going to be pretty

and there will be only one winner, so Muslims, you need to go.
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>>129349117
>lack of culture
t. Sadiq Khan
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>>129346880
Oh Christ. Try my fucking .338.
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> you don't need a knife lad.

The maximum penalty for an adult carrying a knife is 4 years in prison and an unlimited fine. You’ll get a prison sentence if you’re convicted of carrying a knife more than once.


Good reasons for carrying a knife or weapon
Examples of good reasons to carry a knife or weapon in public can include:

* taking knives you use at work to and from work
* taking it to a gallery or museum to be exhibited
* if it’ll be used for theatre, film, television, historical reenactment or religious purposes, for example the kirpan some Sikhs carry

* if it’ll be used in a demonstration or to teach someone how to use it


A court will decide if you’ve got a good reason to carry a knife or a weapon if you’re charged with carrying it illegally.
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The UK is the most Jewed place on earth.

You expelled them at the end of the 13th century and then let'em back in.

Should nae dunnit.
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>>129350000
>Try my fucking .338
Quads checked. Liberal are so out of control here in cuckistan it's insane. Last year I hopped in my truck and threw an old pellet gun in the passenger seat (I was taking it to my nephew) and a neighbour saw me do it. Naturally his first instinct was to assume that I was on my way to kill babies. Long story short he called the cops and I got pulled over a few miles up the road at gunpoint.
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>>129332365
What is a cermaic knife? Is it some non-country knife?
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>>129350723
Jesus christ I would have been pissed. For having an airgun in your car, to have real guns aimed at me?
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>>129351249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFu0wZ6Igg
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>>129351537
They're praising it too lel. Holy shit.
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http://news.sky.com/story/research-examines-fake-news-hate-speech-and-4chan-10910915

>>seen this, lads? 4chan the enemy apparently. All the while Faisal 'Sharia' Islam spouts shit every day, trying to win the election for Corbyn. WTF?
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>>129351249
>Jesus christ I would have been pissed
Needless to say I don't discourage my 4 hounds from shitting up his property.
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>>129351537
So you can literally be charged for possession of a firearm for carrying something that only looks like a firearm? And that makes sense how?
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>>129338066
They must have a metal strip in the handle so Jihadis can't sneak them on to a plane or some shit like that.
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>>129352085
Niggers were known to use replica guns in robberies, mainly in London so the rest of us were plagued with the Firearms Amendment act of 2001 where they banned replicas
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>>129332365

Soon we're going to need a license to buy a kitchen knife in the UK. Like unironically we'll need to obtain a license that gives us permission to buy knives, and everytime we buy a knife our name, address, phone number, when we bought it and why we bought it will be entered into a database.
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>>129352199
Okay, make brandishing a fake gun against the law, charge someone who does it. But don't give them the same charge as if it were a real firearm, that's just dumber than hell. "Brandishing a replica firearm during a crime" charge or something like that.
There needs to be a distinction between the two, because if you make it the same charge, what's the incentive for them to not just use a real firearm instead of a fake one? I mean, it carries the same charge, and a real firearm could potentially get you out of a pinch. Think like the criminal.
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>>129352746
Well, in cases like that it would be down the individual officer. They very, very likely wouldn't have charged those kids, I'm 99% sure they wouldn't have even been handcuffed. But I agree its a stupid law all around.
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>>129332365
Because rabble rousers should not own weapons.
End of
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>>129332839
Visit to the local council licensed knife officer, or if you can afford it, they also do home visits but it can be pricey depending on time of day/ location.
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>>129352386
Day of Spoon when?
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>>129338940
dawg your country is shit
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>>129352960
But what if it were actually used in a robbery? Even then it needs to carry a different charge, I already said why. It's a dangerous law. It's nice to get revenge on criminals I get it, but the laws have to make logical sense as well, the purpose of being a nation of laws is suppose to be to make the nation better/safer. You have to get into their minds for a second, you need to reduce the chances someone will brandish a real firearm in a robbery by making it a different steeper charge. Third world nations that have the same steep penalties for everything are shit holes for many reasons, but this is one of them.
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>>129336392
Thats a bayonet nigger
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>>129341730

Forged in Fire is a great show.
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Friendly Reminder the British Police does not carry Guns.
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>>129336767
No they can't knife manufacturers hqvr to add a trace amount of metal in the knife so to activate a detector..
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>>129335274
>be bong
>package from nan at the post
>drink stick water and head out
>Muslim men call me white devil and spit on my face
>apologize
>pick up package and head to police station
>"Dear sirs, would you please open my package. It's from my nan."
>5 day cooling off period
>head back home
>Pakis spit in my face
>apologize again - not all Pakis
>vidya and tendies
>wait 5 days
>back to police station
>more spit - more apologies
>not all muslims
>police open package and inspect contents
>butter knife
>"Do you have a knife license, anon?"
>"no"
>confiscated
>police give me the box after cutting it into safe-sized pieces
>head home
>brownies curse and spit and steal my cardboard pieces
>apologize
>NOT ALL MUSLIMS!!!
>get home
>all out of tendies
>write thank you note to nan
>day of spoon when
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>>129352386
make some bambu runcing lads, its not metal so its legal right?
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>be British
>exist
>get arrested
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>>129332839
You can only buy highly processed food in the UK which does not need to be cut. Factories producing the food need a special dangerous weapon permit which can be only obtained after several personality and background tests, as well as a very high fee was paid. Every single knife must be chipped so it can be tracked any time. Off-time they must be stored in a special knife safe which can only be opened with the keys of two different persons from which at least one need to be gay/disabled/of colour.
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>>129354866
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>>129336586
Not talking about a penis in the mouth here Johnny. Pay attention.
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>>129356824
top cuck
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>>129356824
the bitch cop hid but why didn't she set the dog on the guy
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>>129351240
it's a knife designed to cut vegetables
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>>129358123
>>129351240
A ceramic knife is a knife with a blade made of a ceramic material.

The ceramics are usually harder than steel. The advantage being you don't have to hone it as often.
The disadvantage being the blade isn't as easily serviceable as a steel blade.
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>>129358493
Ceramic blades are also not “all-purpose” kitchen knives. ... Do not use this type of knife for cutting through frozen food, as the blade may chip or break. These knives are excellent for cutting vegetables, fruits, and boneless meat.
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>>129359048
Yeah that's the other disadvantage of blades with harder materials. The blades tend to chip whereas household grade steel tends to "roll" (A lot of the knives you have that you think are dull are just rolled and can easily be rectified by running it against a harder material).

I mean the real test of a knife is if you have to push down on it to get it to cut. You should never push down when cutting. The knife should "do all the work." The only downward force should be from gravity. If the knife can't cut it without pressing down, you are using it for the wrong application.
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>>129360866
>If the knife can't cut it without pressing down, you are using it for the wrong application.
Clean your room, sharpen your knives
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>>129362238
The most dangerous thing in the kitchen is a dull knife.
Living skin is nice and elastic, difficult to cut with a sawing stroke. Nobody accidentally slashes their own finger off, but chopping it off is a different story.
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>>129343917
>angle grinder
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>>129344680
A bicycle tire?
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>>129363499
You've obviously never been assaulted by MacGyver
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>>129332839
>>129332365
>Why though?
To complete their investigation. Do you think this same procedure, working out where a murder weapon came from, isn't done in literally every country? If it was used to murder (or attempt to murder) then for all the police know it could have been used to (attempt) murder on others. I know this subchan subsists on "epic memes kek", but come on guys, this is standard procedure.
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>>129364278
your country is shit
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>>129344680
A car stereo?
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>>129365623
;_;
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Who the fuck brings a ceramic knife to a terrorist event. He is lucky his knife did not shatter the first time he stabbed with it.
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>>129332365
You dangerous bastards need to sort yourselves out.
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>>129340110
interesting photo!
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>>129365798

Someone who really wants to fuck people up, they're fucking savage. Shows ISIS have been doing their homework on best types of knife to use. Yes, they break easily against blunt impacts but they're unmatched at cutting through flesh and muscle tissue. If you really wanted to fuck someone up with a surprise attack and maximise the chance of a fatal or life-threatening wound you'd use one of these. They're only less useful when it turns into a street brawl. Literally the perfect bladed weapon for an assassination though.
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>>129337186
Avoid metal detectors
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>>129365911
>Underestimating the power of my kettle-mace
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>>129345610
FFS
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For the record, all ceramic knives that you can buy in a store are impregnated with metallic bits so that they trigger metal detectors. This is done in a variety of ways, sometimes a metal core, a metal coating, actual bits of metal in the ceramic, but you can't buy a ceramic knife and get it through a metal detector.

Ceramic knives are also not any sharper or more dangerous than steel knives, nor are they even harder, or more durable, although they are cheaper and easier to manufacture.
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