what exactly was the emu war?

i would tell you if you weren't a Jew

>>129331346

We can all explain because we have a genetic memory of the emu war - but it takes about half an hour to recall. See you then.

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>lose

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>>129331653
>any ausfags care to explain?
>except the ausfag who called me jew

>>129331346
hurrdurr what was the holocaust
have some fucking respect mate

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>>129331697
fine
I'm not a very good jew I guess
but I really am curious

>>129331761
>emus fuck like crazy
>suddenly emu jihad
>some lads put machine guns on their abbo wagon
>open fire into the emu hoard
>can't hit a thing
>ran out of ammo
>lost
ironically it's the only thing australia is known for kek

>>129331594
the fuck? is this real?
I didn't even know aus has nuclear arsenal

>>129331346
In Western Australia, the most autistic state, the farmers had a issue with the emus decimating their crops, they went on an epic culling spree authorised by the Australian government using the military the main stream meteor of the day dubbed it the emu war.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

>>129332201
cock smoke

>>129331947
where do you think all your uraniuam for bombs (though israel denied they had any for years) comes from

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>>129331346
i-i don't know w-what you're talking about friend

>>129331947
We don't, we could become a nuclear power without breaking the non proliferation treaty as we helped Britain develop their nuclear arsenal, and conducted nuclear tests on our soil before the cut off date.

>>129332277
this, cunts act all smug because they're literally sitting on top of the worlds biggest uranium stash. truly the land of the devil

>>129332380
It was Australian uranium fuelling Fukushima when it went up. Feels good man, kinda feel like we nuked Japan as well.

>>129332201
so it was basically a licenced hunting trip?

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>>129332277

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We were mean to the emus, they showed us the error of our ways. Now they have the right of kings with our women on wedding nights and rule our government with an iron claw. Respect our overlords or else you will regret it.

>>129331346
>emu war
Wiki it you lazy cuck

>>129331733
Wait, are you saying the holocaust happened?

>>129332548
>he didn't hear of all the emus dying during the holocaust
oy vey cunt

>>129332495
... not quite, more like a state sanctioned extinction attempt, but using the military failed and they introduced bounties instead which was much more effective.

>>129332602
plz give 90 percent of palestine for these poor emus who have sufferered enough bants

>>129332548
everything's a fucking a joke to you isn't it? don't take a minute to acknowledge that peoples lives were affected, peoples family members dies.
reverence isn't a sin, try a bit of humility

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>>129332602
>start thread on /pol/
>20 australian shitposts
>2 informative replies
>3 holocaust referrence

>>129332495
Some quotes from the event

Summarizing the culls, ornithologist Dominic Serventy commented:

The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.

>>129332892
what's the problem schlomo, this is perfect

>>129332918
If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.

>>129331910
REMEMBER THE ALEMU!

>>129332474
Welcome to the club

>>129331346
Bogans talking trash and getting their shit kicked in by the dinner menu.
Don't forget the carp wars.

>>129331594
But in all seriousness we can't let these cunts get the nuclear codes

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>>129333064
mate, we nuked the world

>>129332474
Good work bro

>>129333223
this is just fucked mate

>>129331346
>too many Emus
>Emus wreck farms
>Australians take their brand new American machine guns
>every gun breaks after like 5 bullets

>>129333489
Guns didn't break emus dodge fucking bullets

>>129331594
>literally nuking flightless birds because you lost a conventional war with them
most australian thing i heard all day, LITERALLY glassed em cunts, throw another chirpy on the barbie mate

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>>129331947
We don't the britbongs tested nukes in our country and we got cucked with paying reparations to the dumb coon tribe that lived there

>>129331346
after WWI they had excess military hardware so they used it to cull a bunch of emu's because they were fucking up peoples farms

>>129333039
Underrated

>>129331578
you ready yet?

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>>129331346
idk post memes

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>>129333446
what?
it was just payback. what country that got hit didn't deserve it?
this was the projected outcome but we went a little over board, least we got a bit of China as well though.

>>129333622
Did the radioactive fallout improve the abbo gene pool?

>>129331346
>how the fuck can you "lose" to wild animals
the same way you can lose a war against a bunch of chink peasants running around the jungle.
your own values and people hold you back.

>>129333619
>>129333831
emus are literally feathered dinos m8, would like to see you take one of those cunts on

>>129333831

Proto-Maori with a Moa you dumb fuck.

>>129331346
>try to call emu population because they were overpopulating the environment
>locals dont kill enough emus
>petitions army for help
>army sends raw ass incompetent recruits who miss the emus and waste a lot of ammunition
>didn't kill enough to reduce overpopulation
>emu war lost

Stop asking us to explain the joke, it makes End War less funny.

>129333333

>>129333333

>>129333942
thank god they haven't found out about the Rabbit Insurgency yet

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>>129333959
>>129334032
>linking to your own digits and fucking it up

>>129331947
We don't. The United States and the UK both have nukes in Australia "just in case" so they can hit Asian targets faster.

They're essentially renting out Australian land for a tactical location to launch nukes from.

Australia has no nuclear arsenal because we have allies who have nukes. It also helps to be one of the nation's that's selling the Uranium to the big boys.

>>129333446

tsunami wave height data not radiation see the NOAA emblem in top left corner.

>>129334219
>The United States and the UK both have nukes in Australia "just in case" so they can hit Asian targets faster.
bullshit, prove it.

>>129334219
Ah they don't, both nations have nuclear capable subs no need for land based sites.

>>129334219
never post again

>>129332850
>The lie which GLUES the foundation of evil ruining the west together and empowers it
>give it your reverence

No

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>>129334592
casing point. you don't have to be so edgy just to fit in.

>>129331733
>have some respect
Weak shitpost, m8. I r8 1/8, you degener8.

>>129334769
Wow, those kids sure look good for being gassed and burned to dust.

>>129333223
That's a tsunami projection chart, m80.

>>129333773
The nuclear symbols and graphs don't really seem like they go with this chart. I'm thinking this is another (less detailed, more biased) tsunami projection.

>>129331947
A lot of countries have hidden nukes themselves