Brit/pol/ - When You Lose, You Win Edition

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I hope you guys are going to be happy with the next conservative leader

Nick Timothy's just resigned.

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>Vote for Brexit
>Muh freedom XD
>Muh right wing surge
>Muh Based Mummy May
>Le left BTFO
>Patriotism is back XD

Reminder that Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist, IRA supporting, CND activist becoming Prime Minister and even more pakis coming here.

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Who here cares about /the real issues/?

NEWS JUST IN:

DISGRUNTLED EX-TORIES SLAM TORIES

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

So who actually has the power to force May from her job if she won't quit?

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How do I take the black pill lads?
I still don't get what it is. Not caring?

>>129328155
People like Boris, he's entertaining but like May he's not fit to be PM. Boris doesn't "tell it like it is", he's establishment as fuck and a Tory bastard at heart. Putting him on a national platform will only further expose that. Imagine that Preston interview he did but newsdays like that every other day.

They hid him for good reason in this campaign because the Tories feared he be associated with the broken promises of Vote Leave. Whereas Corbyn does have that honest vibe if you will. That plucky underdog punching up attitude Brits rally behind.

>>129328995

As I said in the last thread, May might not survive the weekend now.

The knives are out now.

>>129329029
The black pill is best taken as a suppository.

>>129329016

1922 Committee

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>Muh independent trade policy KEKED

>>129329059
I'd say it's more that she's fed Nick (and Fiona will be next) to the wolves.

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Just out

http://www.conservativehome.com/platform/2017/06/nick-timothy-why-i-have-resigned-as-the-prime-ministers-adviser.html

>>129329046

He doesn't go on racist rants like some of the others, but he has that same air of fumbling honesty.

>>129329059

She's a de-factor caretaker PM, nothing more nothing less, she'll stay until the Brexit negotiations are over which could be 6 months could take right up until the A50 deadline, as soon as we're out she's out.

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>>129329004
>The absolute state of Yurop

Breaking, Nick Timothay has resigned
http://www.conservativehome.com/platform/2017/06/nick-timothy-why-i-have-resigned-as-the-prime-ministers-adviser.html

>>129329092
>wanting to make policy on the basis of not liking a single minister

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>>129329046
>People like Boris

>>129329029
It's realising that the country is inevitably fucked no matter how you vote or who wins elections, and then not caring. Political nihilism.

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One down, two to go

>>129329151
He looks like a nu-male cuck

>>129329127

Exactly, forced resignations

>>129329059
The night of the long knives begins.

She was supposed to be doing a reshuffle today but looks like she has her own reputation to defend first.

>>129329151
POST COMMENTS

The only way to pay for social care is through higher taxes, but even Labour don't have the balls to propose it.

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So mummy was never sure of herself and being badgered into shitty harebrained ideas by pretentious young advisors?

Is she just a puppet then? Is she stupid?

>>129329225
He did support leave but probably because he wants to GO GLOBAL

>>129329046
People don't like Boris. He used to be a journalist and has loads of journalist chums. They make it seem like he's a lot more popular than he actually is.

>>129329159
He's notorious for his tales of bendy/straight bananas and £350m a week for the NHS. Honesty and telling it like it is is not things people with Boris. The country would not want Prime Minister Johnson.

>>129329059
I still think it's a mistake strategically.

>Can't see anyone wanting it
>Makes sense to get Brexit done and then get a new leader for 2022
>Another election will cause chaos, tories could lose more ground

She's clearly caretaker, I don't see anyone coming in now making sense.

Best they have a few token firings (aides) and rally around with a minor change in direction.

>>129329234
The long-weekend of the long knives

>>129329246

That's the other side of all the old people being dependable voters.

>>129329253
>Is she stupid?
Yes m8. Very.

>>129329204
>we didn't lose because we were bad, we lost because labour was good

the absolute state

>>129329004
>Reminder that Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist, IRA supporting, CND activist becoming Prime Minister and even more pakis coming here.
I want that though.

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What a retard

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>When you're POZZED but they keep POZZIN

>>129329234

She's been told to sack her advisers this is nothing like the night of the long knives, you're all getting far too excited over small things.

>>129329301

I mean, all of those types of politicians are fucking liars, but they seem like honest real life people.

>>129329377
Gas yourself Abdul.

Just how much leverage are the DUP going to have over the government?

>>129329377
Why?

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Can we all take a moment to laugh at britcucks aka shitbongistanis?

Earlier today I saw (((newspaper))) headline: "May has to rethink her hard brexit"

HAHAHA

STILL NO BREXIT

AAAHAHAHAAAAHA

>tfw your country never joined the EU
ROFLMAO

>>129329234
>>129329333

I would be tempted to put a £100 on BoJo being the new leader.

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>>129328872

>>129329466

The issue isn't as clear cut as imageboarders like to believe. Many many, arguably the majority of the population would like to stay in the EU.

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>>129329253
>Is she stupid?
>Try to go for Labour strongholds
>Give them a manifesto that goes directly against their interests
Yes, she's a fucking retard.

>>129329285
>>129329046
as someone from the outside looking in boris has always seemed "ok"

he seems like a billy clinton or bubba bill there establishment as fuck and are the same old same old but there not a "complete cunt" to be around if you get what im saying

>>129329285
Every single politician has journalist friends. Every single one of them, except strangely enough May. Almost all politicians write for a paper themselves too.

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>Cuckservatives in this thread
>Prob my uncle who's wife fucked around
>He took her back

Its time for a RED hot summer boys. Lukewarm rain all round

>>129329466
>tfw your country never joined the EU

Do Swiss cucks actually believe this? Hope they take your rifles away.

Fiona hill GONE

>>129329408
She is literally being bossed around by her own cabinet. She wont resign voluntarily but is a goner.

>>129329479
Do it, there will be a contest soon it is just a questions of when, not if. Only likely people to contend are BoJo, David Davies and Amber Rudd.

>>129329046
I would only like Boris because I have taken a Hitchens-like blackpill and think the country is fucked anyway. We may as well have someone to laugh at while it happens.

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Both gone now.

>>129328995
>Nick Timothy's just resigned.

Good news.
Get that other bitch out next.

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What do you think /our guy/ made of the election?

DING DONG

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>Everytime someone criticises Comrade Corbychev for failing the get a clear Hung Parliament, which could have easily cemented his victory if it came to a redo, they're branded as a Mayfly regardless of them having said nothing about her or saying she's a fucking failure as well

Momentum fucking off when?

>>129329602

Which I already said was the case in my other post, she's the caretaker PM.

>>129329537
I know. Not that many of them have been editor of the Spectator and totally in with the journalism chumocracy since school days.
>>129329535
The buffoonishness is a mask to disguise his ruthless ambition and total absence of principles. He is a complete cunt to be around. Cuckolds his friends, betrays people at the drop of a hat, etc. etc. He's fake.

>>129329479
Why would he want just under two years as PM?

He bottled out before because he knows we'll need a new post Brexit leader.

>Tories go with Brexit they'll need a new leader
>Tories bottle Brexit they'll need a new leader

Anyone can see a new leader will be temporary. Might as well stick with May until 2019.

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>Reminder to join the DUP

http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form
http://www.mydup.com/get-involved/application-form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

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2nd one down

So who do you want to see takeover? I want David Davis or Fox

May is weak and autistic, this campaign was a fucking shitshow. Genuinely surprised how bad the Tories ran it. Did no one put their hand in the air and ask "the fuck are we doing?"

ADVISORS GONE. MAY IS ISOLATED NOW.

https://order-order.com/2017/06/10/nick-and-fi-resign/

>>129329525
funny to see a pole posting here. do you aspire for a toilet cleaner career in the uk?

>>129329575
I have already given up hope anyway

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>>129329525
>the majority of the population would like to stay in the EU

Then why didn't they vote for it? You realise only 8% of Lab voters this election said Brexit/the EU was the most important issue.

Was it Tweedledee and Tweedledum was convinced May to call an early election?

>>129329151
>I'm shit at my job and led the prime minister to make the biggest miscalculation in the party's history
>Lol better quit before i'm fired

What a moron

>>129329687

May wont last till 2019, she will be lucky if she survives this weekend.

>>129329731
idiot this is to quell the media calling for her resignation

>Get that other bitch out next.
>>129329626
>Both gone now.


I guess she heard me KEK.

>>129329730

They underestimated both ex-UKIP voters and Corbyn greatly. Corbyn changed a great deal and seems a much better potential PM than he used to be.

>>129329731

She's not isolated you fucking moron she's been told to get rid of them, also her advisers were clearly shit. Most of her top cabinet members are loyalists so she's absolutely fine.

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>>129329626
>>129329691


MADMANNN

>>129329808
Corbyn hasn't changed at all, they just sprinkled glitter on a turd.

>>129329731
>>129329691
yeah what the hell were you people thinking putting a woman in charge? didnt germany show you that this would be a bad idea? did you really think there would be a new thatcher in your lifetime?

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So they're saying they want Theresa May to 'change her style'

What is this code for? Are they going to force her to go full globalist and scuttle brexit?

well i guess theresa is safe now she fired the horrible people responsible for this mess

>>129329798
Not the media, these were the demands from her own MPs, her own cabinet members even.

Timothy and Hill were May's central advisors and she only trusted them and her husband

Without their hand shoved up her arse she's an empty vessel

She's FUCKED

Why does the left now think it's acceptable to lump the good old Telegraph in with the sensationalist shit printed by the Mail and Sun?

It's quite literally a newspaper of record.

>>129329676
You are completely wrong. He lacks ambition. He is a coward and weak but at least he is nice.

>>129329809
>Most of her top cabinet members are loyalists
Loyalty tends to be strained when you lose a 20 point lead in the polls and nearly hand power to a senile communist.

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Press S to spit on their grave

>>129329889
yes because they want to quell the media's pushing for her resignation

>>129329809
>Most of her top cabinet members are loyalists so she's absolutely fine.
>Hammond
>Boris
>Davis
>Loyal to May
Lad......

>>129329856

Despite what you think of his policies, he's a much better speaker.

>>129329947

They look like posh twats.

>>129329916
they'll still be advising her probably, this is just a publicity thing


on a side note have you all seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9hcLQUSkZk

>>129329466
Mfw your detractors are forced to use your language because they are irrelevant ahaha

Former downing street communications chief (who resigned before the election) on what it's like working for Timothy and Hill

https://soundcloud.com/spectator1828/katie-perrior-on-theresa-mays-aides

>>129329952

Boris isn't but the others are.

>>129329942
>lacks ambition
>made it to senior position as a frontbench politician
Pick one you fucking cunt.

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>'Th-there I-I got rid of them. THEY were the problem, not me haha. S-so I can stay now right...'

>>129329947
S

>>129329967
He's not even that good of a speaker, it's just that Theresa May is socially autistic and a REALLY BAD speaker.

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>>129329967
Being a better speaker than M...M *voice crack*...May doesn't take much talent lad.

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>>129329004
It's OK. Europe is beyond saving anyway.

>>129329731
1922 committee Reich when?

>>129328995
Look at his fucking head. Look at it. How could you take advice on someone who looks like that

>>129329922
Because the left's opinion of unbiased is the guardian. These are dark days for journalism.

>>129329775
They put together the manifesto campaign which was the biggest pile of garbage you could imagine
>"Theresa's team" presidential-style campaign
>Except nobody likes her very much
>And she's terrible at debating

>If you get dementia your house will pay for your social care lol
>Old people desert the Tories
>U-turn on a manifesto commitment in the middle of an election campaign

This isn't just shooting yourself in the foot, this is driving off a cliff into a river while wearing lead weights tied around your waist

>>129330038

She's not too bad at speaking either. It's all been pretty mediocre in British politics desu though in recent times. Blair was a very good speaker, and so was Hague, but after them, it's been pretty meh until Corbyn.

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>>129330073
PAKIS OUT!

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>>129329947
>ywn spaff all over Fiona Hill's slutty face as her punishment for failure while Tim the cuck watches

So is Farage coming back?

>Friendly reminder that you absolute retards thought anything would change after brexit
>Friendly reminder that you're going to get absolutely destroyed by the EU leaders in a few days
>Friendly reminder that you're going to get a lukewarm as fuck Brexit which serves you spineless pathetic fucks right
>Friendly reminder that you'll do as your told and take in more shitskins than ever before
>Friendly reminder that your mayor is a shitskin lover that is also a shitskin himself who also peacefully Annexed London from you right under your noses
>Friendly reminder that nothing you say as damage control towards this post will hide the fact that every event that has unfolded recently for the UK has been a disaster and is only getting worse

UK - *Leaves EU* (Doesn't really though)

Can't wait to go back to Norway in 2 weeks.

>>129330190
Actually there might be a good chance you can do that. They look like they're into it.

>>129330124
before the 60's the daily mail was considered just a regular paper

>>129330151
Blair isn't that good of a speaker either, just a charmer. Good speakers are like Enoch and Mosley.

>>129329875
The decision making was too centralised and mainly by her aides and a small group.

Manifesto wasn't consulted on. Thought they were better than they were.

Wider input from the party will help May if she is to stay on.

>>129329967
>Being a better speaker than a stumbling, mumbling autist
>an achievement

>>129330009
Through being a good friend and having connections. Not gonna argue with you but you are uninformed and should read about what goes on behind the scenes.

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>>129329688

DER UNION IS OIR GOY-DIN STOOOORRRR!

NEHVOR, NEHVOR, NEHVOR!

>>129329535
As someone who has worked with him, I can tell you. he is a charming bastard. A complete cunt, but funny and often seemingly kind. he really does not care about truth - lies are tools to get power - or facts - they don't matter as long as he has power - or people - they don't matter as long as he has power.

he is a cunt of the worst kind - a psychopath. Bloody clever, but utterly selfish and ruthless.

Boris is not a nice guy. I wouldn't vote for him for dog catcher

>>129329253
I'm surprised she didn't outright lost; people voted for internet censorship and dementia changes.

>>129330073
>Kermit's anus

>>129330224
see you in 2019 remoaner

>>129330150
It's a shame because it means neither party is going to touch welfarism for the next decade now. May as well go all out on full gibs until the system collapses.

>>129330211
D u b s confirms.

does anyone else worry about mary berry? She keeps picking up big pots of boiling water on TV and im scared.

>>129330114

That would be good, my MP based Graham Brady can be leader then.

Right wing grammar school death squads time lads.

>>129330211
Probably. He's always quitting and making a comeback.

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have the only DUP karen that i have, never got round to posting it during the campaign but now feel as though it's actually relevant

>>129329537
yeah but Boris was a troll - he wrote lies and misquoted and just made shit up - not a journalist, a propagandist. he was fired from his journalism jobs for bad ethics... hasn't changed a bit.

>>129329774
Because kids are stupid

>>129330267
Ha fucking ha! You're not going to argue with me because your arguments are utterly retarded. Quite amazing that you think someone can be Editor of the Spectator, Mayor of London and Foreign Secretary and "lack ambition".

Fight me you cunt.

>>129330314
The Tory press did massive fucking damage control, you have to remember practically all the media was on her side.

>>129330384
Ohhh knock it off. A storming army of rees-moggs
fucking watch your backs lads

>>129330257

I think you're judging more on 'do I agree with them'

>>129329204
Having lung cancer is good, but not having lung cancer is just a little bit better.

Your guys system is dumb. Vote for may then their party just selects someone else to run, you guys didn't vote for shit when that happens

Hill and Timothy were bad but so was May. Get rid of them all.

David Davis will get it and he'll shrek leftists

Leavefags literally blown the fuck up by this entire year

>>129329688
I'd join but I'm not a citizen.

>>129330526
The only people who voted for May live in her constituency.

>>129329774

The people who wanted to make a point (the leavers) were more motivated to get off their arses and go vote. If voting was a legal obligation for example, remain would probably certainly have won. There are some other variables too, for example people who expected remain to win but just wanted to make a statement

>>129330506
Actually I was judging them on their ability to emote and their theatrical speech-making abilities.

Blair was a charmer, but not a good speaker - Boris Johnson is far better, if you look at his speeches etc.

>DUP already demanding a reduction in the time a woman can have an abortion

morality intensifies

>>129330007
Dont think so
Hammond was being fired
Boris has ambitions to become PM
Davis forced her into the election due to his fears on her backsliding and putting the majority in danger.
The only loyalist left in the cabinet is Chris Grayling, the guy who ran her leadership campaign.

>>129329253
>Is she just a puppet then?
More of a stooge.

what's this I hear about a shock UK election?

>>129330526
We don't vote for May you cretin. The Party with the most MPs forms a government.

>>129330526
>bait
The DUP aren't in power, they're just promising to vote for the same things as the conservatives, that way the conservatives can win the majority of votes when passing anything in parliament.

>>129330526
>how does british politics work?

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>>129330280

>May still planning to push ahead with huge internet censorship and regulation

Are we fucked lads

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JJJJJUUUUUSSSSSTTTTT

>>129330526
Why are you here? back to /ptg/ with your youtube links because reading articles is hard

>>129329253
If she browsed /Britpol/ she'd get better advice (plus she'd know I want to cream pie her barren old cunt).

>>129330675
so whats the PM responsible for ?

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>>129330398

How can May survive now that her two closest advisers have left so quickly?

>>129330665
you heard wrong, parliament hasn't even re opened from the last one yet.

>>129330151
>She's not too bad at speaking either.
She is fucking shite at speaking mate. She's trash in interviews and when she gives speeches her voice cracks. She also pulls weird facial expressions.

>>129330756

lol that grimace

>>129330736
Scotland slowly uncucking themselves.

>>129330763
She'll either have to completely change her style of leadership or she'll have to go.

>>129330736
Doesn't tell the full story though because, in many of those safe Labour seats, while the Labour vote increased, so did the Tory vote

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>>129330224
>mfw foreigners think Part and Parcel man is the Mayor of Britain and their opinion matters

>>129330526
We have direct representation. There's a limited amount of things a party can do to make sure someone's actually elected - but in this election Canterbury (tory for 99 years) flipped to Labour. In 2015 the lib dems were fucking decapitated by the collapse of their voter base. Cabinet members lost their seats.

>>129330224
>Friendly reminder that you absolute retards thought anything would change after brexit
I said all along it's a minor thing so long as our political parties remain cucked.

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>>129330730
she's going to lock up the mummyposters

>>129329864
>not knowing how she ended up PM

>>129330809

This campaign has been shit, but if you watched PMQs beforehand for example, she did absolutely fine.

>>129330763
Will keep her in power slightly longer but is a prisoner to her own cabinet.

>>129330730
Who cares? She's dead. Has this been reported anywhere other than the Independent?

>>129330816
She's too autistic to change, and just mental enough to stay on. We could be in for a leadership challenge.

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>>129330651
Boris Scuttle for PM?

>>129330736
>
whats that little dot on the left south of orthern ireland?

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>>129330803
doesn't look so bad to be honest

>>129329661
Probably just watched babe station all night

>>129330887

The tories will still go for censorship and authoritarianism. Such is the case of right wing politics.

>>129330816
>>129330889
Can't they put her on some autism meds? Send her to therapy for social anxiety?

>>129330651

>Davis forced her into the election due to his fears on her backsliding and putting the majority in danger.

Absolute utter rubbish.

THERESA MAY HAS RESIGNED

SKY NEWS NOW

>>129330947

lol those seat percentages versus votes percentages. Fucking FPTP

>>129330982
>Whingeing about right wing politics
>Lives in Poland

>>129331008
Fuck off

>>129330730
She's got bigger priorities now.

That was one of her landslide wishes like the dementia tax and fox hunting. She won't go near any of that if she has any sense..... which is worrying in itself.

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>>129330649
may we see Peter smile for the first time in years?

>>129330889

The Tories don't want a leadership contest now, the Brexit negotiations are days away and a leadership contest takes nearly 2 months.

Sky News

"I have spoken to three backbenchers who are considering a leadership bid"

-David Cameron's former comms director

>>129331025

Didn't say I like PiS either.

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>>129330588
What do you mean?

>>129330649
Isn't abortion already a devolved issue?

TORIES TO GO INTO COALATION WITH LABOUR

SKY NEWS NOW

>>129331096
PiS seem based. Tories are Blairite nonces.

>>129331058
His sunday blog post is going to be hilarious

>>129331008
You've been reading farcical Islam, you plonker.

>The city of Poopeelia

>>129330526

holy shit can we just ban burger? they contribute fuck all to these threads lads

>>129330433
He had unrivalled support behind him. Both Dom and Crosby. All leavers factions including Gove and leadsom, and even some of the most high profile remainers like Rudd. Even Osborne would have supported him for foreign Secretary. All that and it still took huge amounts of persuasion to even get him to run. Read private correspondence and its very clear he has a big problem and it the exact opposite of ambition. But none of that will matter to you because you can't tell the difference between what makes a good story in the press and the truth.

>>129331067
The start of negotiations can be delayed as Michel Barnier says. Better now than later. Problem is, May does not want to leave and she will not leave (unless she U-turns on that too lmao) - she's going to have to be ousted

>>129331135
ANIME TO BECOME REAL

SKY NEWS NOW

SALLY BERCOW CAUGHT SHAGGIN JEZZA

DAILY MAIL NOW

>>129330908
Easy pickings for him now, though there are a couple of issues. The majority of the people like him but also view him as incompetent and would need to overcome this. Also, would he want to become leader now with the very distinct possibility of losing the next election?

>>129331175

Yeah if you like borderline theocracies.

>>129328872
Man, how can he win if he lost the election?

>>129331245

np Labour also have an incompetent unelectable guy

>>129331242
MAN CAUGHT WITH 6 CREME EGGS UP BUM

SUNDAY SPORT NOW

TORIES ARE BIGOTED LITTLE ENGLANDERS

REDDIT NOW

>>129331247
If they're Christian and keep the pakis and wogs out, then yes.

>>129330865
I watch PMQs. Her first ones were awful, when she settled in she was better but still autistic intonation and so on. But her nerves came back during the campaign and she went back to being as shit as she was to begin with.

She just comes across as weird. She's clearly being told to sound enthusiastic, and seem 'human' or whatever; she's better with a cold emotionless delivery. Her speeches after the terror attacks were good for example

>>129330736
Thanks Kippers

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>>129331008
>Had Sky on anyway
No Theresa resignation. Just this QT anchor.
>How can the BBC even compete?

>>129331242
DIANNE ABBOTT CAUGHT IN THREESOME WITH SALLY AND JEZZA

BBC NEWS NOW

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STRONG

AND

STABLE

>>129330651
I'm a conservative member and Chris Grayling is a slimy bastard.

>>129329004
>>129329004
I thought you Tory scum just won...
>can't even win a convincing election against Corby

You are fucking pathetic >>129329004

>>129331272
Yet they had the greatest vote share increase since Atltee. Momentum is with labour in multiple ways.

>>129331284
Pretty tame for the Sunday Sport. No sex dwarfs involved for a start.

>>129330740
>I have no idea what I'm talking about and expect everyone to spoon feed me

Fuck off

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cancelled my Conservative membership

what do I do now lads

brace for civil war? emigrate? hope that UKIP reforms with King Nige? suicide? idek anymore.

>>129331313

One day you might experience religious authoritarianism I guess and then you'll know what I mean.

>>129331315

I think she's supposed to be cold generally. Some Thatcher II cold calculating type. In half her pictures she looks like some kind of evil supervillain.

>>129331367
I met him once and from the 20 seconds I spoke to him I figured out he was a massive cunt.

SHARIAH MAY HAS JUST STOOD OUTSIDE NUMBER 10 AND SHOUTED: 'NEVER SURRENDER, NEVER!'.

SPUTNIK AND RT NOW!

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>>129331365
she puppet now

>>129331365

>Davis / Hammon / Boris = 3/5th control of the PM

Beautiful.

>>129331439
join DUP

>>129330736
SOMEONE OVERLAY A MAP OF UNIVERSITIES ON THIS

UKIP VOTER CAUGHT WANKING OFF TO JAHANS BODY HORROR TITS

FARSHNUKE NOW

>>129331441
Yeah but they'll be muzzie vermin.

>>129331387
Against the travesty of May's campaign? And this was the best they could do.

I have no doubt that the Tory party is incredible weak and seems unelectable now, but if they can get a new leader and get themselves together - which will be tough - I'd say it's not all over for them. Corbyn is still maligned.

> It was the unusually strong counter-mobilisation for Labour and the fact that as the immigrant children from the late 1990s, when Labour opened the borders, finally begin to reach voting age there is now a larger permanent reserve of Labour voters. This is only the tip of the demographic iceberg, those 3rd world immigrants born in 1997/8/9 only scratch the surface of the coming browning of the vote, and an awful lot of Conservtive voting whites (and old fashioned patriotic Labour types) are on schedule to die over the next decade or two from old age…
> Looking forward, every subsequent election from now on, starting, presumably, in 2023 (All 3rd world persons deposited from 1997-2005 voting) will be very substantially less white-British. Peoples’ heads will spin with how fast it happens. The 1990s generation was still 85% White-British in terms of births. The 2000s generation will see this plummet down to 70%.
>On paper it looks like May simply blew a 20% lead in the polls, but under the suface, the times are finally changing in visible ways.

blackpill.gif

>>129329006
She's played by Gal Gadot who isn't white.

>>129331439
>cancelling your membership when there could be a leadership election in the coming months

sad, now you won't get a vote

>>129331365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJBvsiEMGVc&feature=youtu.be&t=1m15s

Fixed

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>voting

>>129331495
>european union
being this genuinely cucked

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>>129331529
GASSING THIS COUNTRY... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>129328995
>Nick Timothy

Good. he idolized Joseph Chamberlain who was a zionist.

>>129331439
ukip is dead, sorry. I think that instead of suicide you should go out with a bang in London.

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>>129331250
He 'won' because he did better than everyone expected him to do (because we fell for the UKIP voter meme; turns out a lot of them are just dole potatoes who will flip for more handouts). This means he has a better chance of staying in power in Labour for the next election and it's a great boost for his career, and to da yoof voters this is a win because even though the cult of personality totally isn't real it actually totally is.

>>129331495

>Having an EU flag

How much of a traitorous cuck do you have to be for that?

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>>129331622
Any solutions we have are not going to be political, or rather, democratic.

What we really need to do is step up the youth movements.

>>129329006

Imagine writing that. Imagine if that was your actual potential as a human.

>>129331529
Soon every city will be like Rotherham, only then will the racism end.

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>>129328872
The end of degeneracy! Strong and Stable! Forward Together! Get To Work!

GIVE PRIME MINISTER MAY YOUR ENERGY!!!

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Why the fuck was May so good in PMQs yet autistic as soon as she left the house of commons?

>>129331495
>This countries national identify was anti-Tory
Horrendous spelling aside, isn't it sad that some Scottish peoples' only sense of identity and pride is their irrational hatred of a political party? Not even an extreme party, but a centrist status quo party.

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>tfw under christian shariah law, mummy may wants to ban porn and 4chan and IRA will start bombing again

>>129329151
Corbyn should hire him
>proven track record of fucking the tories

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>>129331795
She's too smart for those plebs.

Had a jehovas witness turn up at my house today, I had a chat with him for a good half hour, whats everyones opi ion on them

>>129331719
None that don't involve time travel or something equally fantastical.

>>129331723

No different to rah rah shitskins nationalism

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>>129331795
>May so good in PMQs
>May
>good in PMQs

>>129331856
They're quietly mental

>>129331795
Anyone can shine for 10 minutes at a time.

>>129331723

No different to rah rah shitskins nationalism

>>129331524
Nobody apart from Boris in the tory party is electable long term.

I just wish Amber Rudd lost her seat as she's one of the worse toxic, censoring twats

>>129331524
True, but cannot imagine the young voters not turning out again in a few months. Will be very difficult to get a decent majority with Corbyn in charge.

>>129331844

Fuck human rights mang

>>129331889

She BTFO Corbyn every time and to say she didn't is moronic, she just isn't that good at talking to reporters.

>>129331795
Autists don't perform well out of their comfort zone or with new people.

>>129331889
In comparison to any other time she absolutely was.

>>129331856

There are some in my family. Do not want.

>>129331856
filthy proddies out

Anyone have the DUP pepe? With the words on the batton

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Guys!!! Why didn't you vote for me!! how many Muslim toes do I have to suck and achmed fuck my wife to prove I'm not a racist reeeeeeee!!!!

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>>129331795
>good at PMQ's

>>129331948
Pmqs is massively scripted

>>129331856

Good people with their heart in the right place but absolutely fucking mental.

Penny Mordaunt
Kezia Dugdale
Orlathi Flynn
Luciana Berger
Bridget Phillipson
Laura Kuennsberg
Jo Coburn
Isabel Oakeshott
Isabel Hardman
Louise Mensch
Emma Little-Pengelly
Priti Patel

Fit women in British politics: A List. Did I miss anyone?

>>129331818
>implying /NI/ general wouldnt be the best thing since the syria one

>>129331989
Somewhat. All questions from regular MP's are given to the PM before hand except for the leader of the oppositions.

>>129331948
> to say she didn't is moronic

It really isn't. Corbyn was absolutely atrocious and left a perpetually open goal while never capitalising on May's obvious fuck ups. Her awful scripted jokes and awkward demeanor were hardly impressive.

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>>129331982
He deserved better

>>129331982
>Be Paul Nuttall
>Basically tell UKIP voters to vote Tories
>UKIP voters vote Labour

Terrible party leader

>>129332006
>Kezia Dugdale

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>>129332006
where the fuck is liz

>>129332026
too bad I won't be able to view because 4chan will be declared an extremist breeding site kek

>>129331856
Mentalists

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>>129332006
>Little-Pengelly

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>>129331858
>My friends, nothing has ever been done yet in this world except by the collective action of individuals coming together in faith, and belief, in will, and resolution, and then making their collective action, building parties and popular movements to do it.
>And that's what we have to do in the modern world.

What makes you think any of these people have any loyalty to Britain? They'd leave in the instant it became less welcoming to them.

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man, uk parliament is fucking retarded


get it together

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>>129331856
Some based ones used to come when I was a kid, they would chat with my parents for hours even though they knew they would never convert.
I had a 10/10 QT female one come to the door a few months back. I would have invited her in but she had her daughter with her.

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>>129332141
Preparing.

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When will all these bastards on social media shut up about the DUP?

Are we presuming that May should've just given up and not gone for a coalition?

>>129332204
All our leaders are idiots because they don't actually have to do any leading.

>>129331931
The election wasn't necessarily about young people. Stats seem to be all over the place with conflicting results.

>>129332109

>biggest labour result since 1997

yeah yeah, he was terrible.

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>>129332267
Yes, Jeremy said he was ready to set up a strong minority government and there is NO REASON to disbelieve him!

>>129332319
I was talking about PMQs you utter cretin.

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>The right wing is coming back guys just wait

hahahaha

我要共产尚赢了

>>129332319
>Biggest Conservative vote since 1983
>yeah yeah, she was terrible
Looks like your logic is retarded.

>>129332006
>Louise Untermensch

I wouldn't call that crackhead fit in any way

>>129330736
Conservatives actually did gain a lot of voted compared to 2015, Labour just gained more.

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I really don't understand this refugee thing at all, and I know I can't be the only one. Country A bombs Country B. People from Country B go to war, some people flee and become Refugees. Country C offers shelter for Refugees. The war ends, but for some reason the Refugees are not returned to Country B.

It is like being a Foster Parent, taking in a real nasty shit of a kid, and being told you will have to look after him until you die, and then he will take over your house and possessions. Or did I miss something?

>>129331529

And as people age they become conservative. Feminists and other leftist freaks breed less and don't create more freaks, they don't believe in family and marriage, saving for the future or making reasonable life descisions. The ones who do breed are still lefties, and will produce less children. The ones they do make will be lower IQ and lower health ones too.

With the collapse of the birthrate we are going to see leftists evaporate.

>>129332202
For every person who agrees with you, there is another who despises what you say, another who quietly disagrees, one who thinks you're a tad extreme, one who thinks you're not extreme enough, one who can't wait till the next episode of hollyoaks is on, another who doesn't know what you're on about and so on and so forth.
We are a nation with no identity left and the institutions which formed them are dead and despised by many. How on earth can such a fractured society form any sort of cohesive mobement for change? The west, and especially Europe, is dead.

>>129332006
A real dearth of fucking talent there

Gloria De Piero is decent

>>129331112
What do you think?

>>129332471
Nope, people seem to think as soon as the war in Syria ends people will want to pack in their (relatively) well paid jobs/welfare payments and go back to the desert. It isn't happening and we're retards for thinking that they'll go back home.

>>129329448
Zero. Each one of those 10 DUP politicians will be paid at least £10,000 per month, by Tory donors, just to toe the line and keeps their mouths shut.