>bugs can survive an atomic blast >coke kills them >Indians

There's so much to learn from India. Time to stop drinking Coke and start drinking cow urine.

>>129324049
>deadly to insects means it's deadly to humans
Are you going to stop eating chocolate because it can kill dogs?

>>129324049
This literally doesn't even make sense. If you spill a coke ants will come from everywhere to come and ingest the sweet sugary spillage. Just go ahead and spray that shit all around your house and see what happens.

>>129324049
http://archive.is/DWnyc
>It is clearly not Coke’s legendary “secret” ingredient that is upsetting the bugs. The farmers also swear by Pepsi, Thums Up, and other local soft drinks.

>The main ingredients of all colas are water and sugar but some manufacturers add citric and phosphoric acids to give that extra bite to human taste buds.

>A leading Indian agriculture analyst, Devinder Sharma, said: “I think Coke has found its right use. Farmers have traditionally used sugary solutions to attract red ants to feed on insect larvae.

>“I think the colas are also performing the same role.”

I can see why you're too retarded for a space program if you can't even use google.

>>129324210
Chocolate kills dogs for different reasons. I also refuse to eat chocolate as it has too much callories and not enough magnesium to justify the cost.

>>129324049
Is this some sort of meta troll like when we convinced people to microwave their iPhones?

>>129324366
This. The Indian cola is probably fucking toxic

>>129324435
Then what's the reason coke kills bugs?

>>129324049
It's the Caffeine. They could spray coffee and have the same effect on certain insects.

>>129324604
Phosphorus

>>129324049
do they also water there crops with Gatorade?

>>129324049
Fun Fact: I use it as a toilet cleaner.

>Inb4 yes I have 2 loo in my home.

>>129324049
That would be sage advice if I were a bug.

>>129324049
Caffeine is a natural pesticide

>>129324684
And where's your evidence that the phosphorus in the coke is enough to kill a human?

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>>129324739
It's what plants crave...

>>129324761
>implying your loos ever get used and need to be cleaned

>>129324049
IT's capitalism how dare you question it you communist human right worshipping humanist!

>>129324852
Over the years? It will destroy your liver and case diabetes.

>>129324049
Because it is delicious desu

>>129324916
Where's the evidence?

>>129324049
In the army we also used that shit to get rid of rust on weapons and equipment.
It's actually really fucked up what kind of shit we humans can drink without dying.

But we shit ourselves to death when drinking water from the mounains.

>>129324856
Those sweet electrolytes.

>>129324049

The fact humans can survive in India then complain about bugs is more remarkable.

>>129324049
Time to sell all coke in Turkey

>>129324884
Yes Sam Sung, yes! You got it right and yes they're used.

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>>129324049
DID YOU KNOW...?

Certain streets are used as Toilets in India, because they are designated and more comfortable than outhouses!

Please Share This With Others.

Maybe they use water from the Ganges river in their cola.

>>129324916
Still waiting for that evidence. I bet you can't even tell me what biological roles phosphorus plays in the body.

>>129324049
I've seen it here as well - janitors at schools using cola to clean toilets and when asked about it, they say it cleans better than any store bought detergent

>>129324049
Does Brawndo make it grow?

>>129325141
kek good job poo
breddy gud bants

>>129324435
That's absolutely retarded. Dark chocolate is great for you.

>>129324970
>>129325208
>phosphorus isnt harmful
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_phosphorus_munitions

think again

>>129324210

Theobromine just a small substance in chocolate.

>>129325686
Germans don't have a sense of h-

>>129324049
how exactly do they use them? do they spray coca cola around the house to have everything inside disgustingly sticky? sauce or i call this bullshit

>>129325925
>>129324428

>>129324049
>How can you drink that poison?
I'm not a bug

>Something is poisonous to other species
>This means it has to be poisonous to us as well
Don't put salt on your skin OP, you'll start melting like a snail.

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Are the polish naturally stupid enough to fall for facebook tier bullshit like this or is it just concern trolling?

>Indians use colas as pesticides
>kill all of their crops as a result of the bugs flocking to them for the sweet cola
>have to resort to eating cow shit and drinking cow piss

WELL PLAYED, POOS

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The Coke = Pesticide meme started with contaminated Indian water

Nothing surprising to see here, folks

>>129324210
My dogs eat chocolate all the time, they really like it so this is mostly an urban myth in the most part. Maybe certain types of chocolate are bad, like dark chocolate but not normal chocolate.

>>129326516
>shit on everything
>ITS THE COKE KILLING THINGS

That's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage

>>129327161
t. Trump

>wanting to be alive

lol

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>>129324970
plenty of evidence here

>>129326814

A lot of non-dark chocolate isn't really chocolate by now. Cocoa contains theobromine, but I suspect many chocolate manufacturers who doesn't care about their ingredients/reputation might add some color and aroma and less of the more costly cocoa. Cocoa powder or dark chocolate will kill your dog regardless tho.

>>129324179
fpbp

>>129325016

"Oh no, it's an acidic substance that removes rust."

Apart from being shitty to your teeth, your stomach won't care a bit. Cokes pH is at 2.5ish, your stomach is at around the same level. (1.5 to 3.5)

The most insidious thing about coke is how "acceptable" it is to down that amount of sugar, the contents of the soda is not really harmful in the slightest from a metabolizing standpoint.

>>129324049
>india
You sure it's Coca and not Caca?

>>129328183
CHI

>>129324366
Indian cola made with indian water

>>129331162
CA

>>129324435
Chocolate has something deadly to dogs that accumulates over time in their kidneys or something - which is why you don't see them dying right away after eating a candy bar. But when that shit builds up long enough, it's byebye doggo.

>>129324761
>I use it as a toilet cleaner
So you clean the street with coke? That's pretty silly but I guess its a part of Poo culture.

>>129324428
So what you're way in is that OP lied and that coke really is used in this case to attract predators that eat the pests rather than coke actively killing anything.

poo

>>129324049

Give me coke over some stupid fucking energy drink with shit loads of caffeine, sugar and god knows what any day of the week.

>survive an atomic blast
I think what you meant to post was
>insects are able to survive being irradiated to a greater degree than humans
Pretty sure an atomic blast would still fucking blow them to smithereens.

This is why you clean toilets for a living...

>>129324179
Kek

>>129337432
>caffeine
>sugar
>god knows what
You're describing coke.

>>129324049
they could just buy industrial grade phosphoric acid in bulk it'd be 10000x cheaper than coke

this pic is bullshit

>>129324049
I don't drink that shit, all sodas are super unhealthy. Have you ever seen experiments where people put some sort of food or coins in soda for a couple of days? It eats away at the finish on the coins and dissolves chicken bones.
>>129337432
Don't drink either.

>>129324049
will this work on bedbugs

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>>129325016
>yep, best thing to clean corroded battery terminals and other grotted up engine parts
>put a penny in a bottle of coke overnight and see what it does
>tfw Mexican friends call coke the "black water of capitalism

>>129339612
>implying acid is a bad thing

>>129324856

But brondo has electrolytes

>>129324761
how many uses do you get before you drink it?

>>129324049
>Spraying sugar everywhere to stop bugs
>shitting in the street

these indians are on to something

>>129331465
>India brand Indian water, now made with %100 real bloated Indian cadavers!

>>129331775
wrong, it accumulated in every living being, humans metabolize it just faster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

>>129324049
>sugar water
>killing bugs

If anything it'll attract more of them. Pajeet deserves to starve for being this retarded.

>>129343362
>what is phosphorus?

>>129324049
Funny, I've never sprayed cola on my neighbourhood dalit.

I will try it soon.

>>129324049
same is for caffeine tho it kills bugs but its "good" for human consumption so why should i care if its the same story

>>129324435
Re meat is also bad for you and any and everything is bad for you so stop doing that too goys

>>129324049
Nah.. I just poured a bottle on myself, nothing happened.

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>>129324049

>>129324049
Coca cola is great in the laundry for getting out grease stains, good for cleaning engine parts and stone walkways too. Only good for drinking if you're severely hungover. It helps to metabolize the formaldehyde that last night's booze has become.

>>129324049
Maybe if they didn't shit everywhere their wouldn't be so many nats around

>>129324049
I heard if you get your phone wet, put your phone in bowl of rice and a bunch of Chinese will run from nowhere eat the rice and fix your phone.

>>129324049
I believe it was India that stopped using insecticide because they thought it was a great idea to cook food in school cafeterias in the aluminum drums it came in............
Just saying

>spill coke, even amerifat corn syrup coke
>get ants
Some pesticide

>>129324049
>India is absolutely fucking covered in ants

>>129324049
Fake shit. No one here buys sugar merchant's products unless you are a degenerate gamer, football fag or (((movie)))goer.

>>129324049

it has nothing to do with being poison

it attracts ants that don't feed on crops but do feed on unwanted insects larvae

>>129325686
Not this shit again. It's legal to use on non-designated combatants, ie. insurgents.

>>129348737

>country with the worlds largest film industry
>insulting movies

proxy poo detected

>>129324049

Well it's been said that it can be used to clean the sink. Did ESL-kun make this not knowing the difference between pesticide and antibacterial?

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>>129324049
>tfw reading this while drinking coke

>>129344852

>cokes addictive like heroin

then why do I drink it at work where I get it free yet never buy it at home even all weekend

>>129349052
The only fags who buy pepsi or any other drinks are guys who want to impress girls while taking them out to english movies. Shows they are worth some shekels and are willing to spend it

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>>129324049
Sounds like thirsty work

>>129349625

you poos are so contradictory

you can afford internet but you can't afford coke or toilets

do they POO in the empty bottles?

>>129325686
You know that you have phosphorus all over your body? How do you think energy is stored in your body? What whas it called again? Adenosine triPHOSPHATE?
Cola is bad because it is highly acidic + high sugar levels not your because your delusions based on primary school chemistry knowledge.

>>129324435
Jesus fucking Christ you sound like such a whiny bitch.

>>129326814
>Cocoa powder or dark chocolate will kill your dog regardless tho.
Try this on ur doggy n make a thread on results.

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>>129344852
>cokes addictive like heroin
Nice false equivalence. This is probably bullshit.

>>129331465
>Indian cola made with indian water
This explains everything
>/thread/

>>129324049
This is utter bullshit.
Wanna know why?
Go outside, spill a little coke. Bugs will be all over it, happy as ever, not the least bit affected.

>>129344852
>what happens after literally every meal with carbohydrates which should be ~65% of your daily ~2.5k kalories per day anyways
so scary
>>129324049
The thing about coke that is unhealthy is the unhealthy lifestyle and too big consumption. If you drink some once in a while and you take care of yourself, brush your teeth nothing bad will happen. But if you are a nigger that drinks that shit everyday and consumes 999999 calories of it per day and you don't brush your teeth then you will be sick. Who would've guessed. It's like everytime, try to understand that everything in too big amounts will be bad for you. And everything in right amount will have no effect on you except maybe you feel pleasure for doing it.
You just need to maintain certain proportions of substances you put into your body and be moderate with them. Why the fuck do you care about something as petty as choice in beverages? Yeah anon you are better than everybody else because you don't drink/drink something. Hope that it'll help your insecurities.

>>129324049
It would be better if they harvested the bugs, way more protein than some plants.

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>>129339809
No, cleaning your room is the only thing that works.

>>129324761
>from that flag
juicy b8 m8

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>>129324049
>How is it legal to sell that shit?

Statists out

>>129324049
I've heard of using a mixture of soda & vinegar or dish-soap to kill flies.
But poison 4 flies wasn't from the soda.

>>129351575
Yeah, but maybe they die later.

LMAO

Top tier macro, reminds me of the old /b/ Lifehack threads.

Spray a bunch of sugar syrup around your house! It won't get sticky or attract insects!

Top kek, I want to believe some retards get rekt by this.

>>129324366
Do you want ants? Cuz this is how you get ants.

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>>129324049
Yeah indians also throw corpses into the same water where they bathe and drink from, We should all follow their example.

>>129331465
Indian water has to be turned into coke to not kill the plants.

>>129324210
Chocolate will kill you too fatty

>>129358294
Then show me a death caused by chocolate.

>>129324049
Walkways are cheaper to shit on than toilets, and yet we do not follow that bit of Indian wisdom either.

>>129324179
Poo in the loos have had it right all along. Everyone needs to start shitting in the streets, rivers and lakes, asap.