Kekistan Birthday

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>>129321145
rebbit get out

>>129321145
jesus christ

do you realise how cringe that is?

>>129321145
your life is sad

>>129321145
KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

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>>129321222

>>129321145
Don't eat it all at once.

LEL, THAT CAKE IS TOTAL CRINGE, AMIRITE GUYS!

I SO CRINGED, I'M STILL CRINGING.

>>129321145
I reverse searched this image and found nothing.

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>>129321145
I feel sorry for the grandma for having to deal with such an autistic faggot.

>>129321423
>tfw over half the people on /pol/ weren't even here for the trollface days

really makes ya think

>>129321145
Back to >>>/Reddit/ you go

>>129321463
stop trying to blend in Reddit

it's too obvious

Very nice of your grandma but a kekistan cake? That's kinda weird. Happy birthday nonetheless.

>>129321145
It looks really tasty um jetzt ganz erlich mit dir zu sein mei brudi (ujgemdzsmb)

>>129321145
you have a great grandma OP.

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>>129321463
t. triggered kekistani

you fucking autist >>129321145

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>>129321600
I don't speak Muslim

>>129321504
It's coolface

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You have to go back.

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>>129321713
isn't that the blacked girl? I fapped to that specific porno once or twice.

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>>129321803
it is

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>>129321481
he's a kid ffs. were any of you niggers based at 18? jfc

happy birthday OP

>>129321463
Tell r/The_Donald /pol/ says hi

>>129321635
All those hashtags. He really thinks his tweet needs to be seen.

This place is worse than 9gag

>>129321145
you have to go back

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>>129321865

>>129321844
Damn shame. She is really cute, she could'Ve done something else with her looks instead of porn

>>129321145
>Kekistan
Sounds like an exsoviet country.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-Soviet_states
>Kazakhstan Kyrgyzstan Tajikistan Turkmenistan Uzbekistan

>>129321145
How will OP repay his grandmother?
A: Mow her lawn.
B: Change her diapers.
C: Take her out to dinner(at 3p.m.).
D: Be her sex slave for a week.

Is reddit bullying you too much so you come here?

>>129321145
This is seriously one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

>>129321979
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>>129321145
Rly makes me drink

18? jesus christ I was already in my 20s when this site went online in 2003!

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>>129321145
Jesus Christ

>>129321145
get grandma to tie a noose for you too

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>>129321889
they have no shame

>>129321982
all of the above

>>129321463
I mean, basically yeah

looks like i've outgrown this place.

FUCKING BASED

lol @ triggered stormcucks

/pol/ is a r/t_d colony and stormcucks should go back to stormcuckfront where they belong. You are nothing without t_d, you fuckin fags.

>>129321145
your grandma is based af too bad you're a fkn worthless underageb& neet. spend some time with her instead. they don't last forever

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How has it been this many posts without pic related

>>129321145
Happy birthday faggot.

>>129321865
yes, now kill yourself leaf.

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>>129322295

>>129322295
You literally can't tell the difference between trolling and seriousness anymore. We have reached the last layer irony where reality itself breaks down as a concept.

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>>129321145
I hope your grandma put poison in it

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>>129322735
*blocks your path*

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>>129322794

>>129322684

You are starting to get meme magic. Not joking. Language is experience. You live your inner monologue.

The breakdown of what you consider reality is the bleeding of your idea of words and concepts. In this way, reality is malleable.

>>129322939
Jordan, get out

>>129321145
>kek flag
>AM I /R/THE_DONALD GOYS?!?!

please kys

>>129322364
>White master race

>>129322794
Is that a real kike or just a cuck larping as one?

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>>129321145
>wanna hear a funny joke? i have to go to the dentist at "tooth hurtty" hahaha, get it? because tooth sounds like two, and hurtty sounds like thirty hahaha its such a funny joke i wish i had more but i cant think of any.

thats what you look like.

>>129321889
>All those hashtags. He really thinks his tweet needs to be seen.

He'll have a fun time explaining his autism. Like, man. There's a reason why you need to contain your power level.

>go online
>enjoy the bants
>do something in a social setting that isn't totally fucking autistic

Somehow you fit in!

>>129321145
>literally chanology 2.0 on steroids
kill yourself immediately underage cancer

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I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP CRINGING RIGHT NOW. TFW THE KEK WAS RUINED BY LOSERS ANNIE MAY JACK OFFS 4CHAN

>>129321145
Baked with the fresh tears of meemaw as it sinks in how faggy her grandson is.

>>129321145
Based grandma, enjoy my nigga

So glad i grew up 15 years before these fucks

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>>129322105
Why is that little faggot wearing a kilt, is he one of those larpy amerisharts who think they are scottish becuase they have 0.000000001% european dna

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>>129321145
that is autistic as fuck. i'm actually kind of proud of you.

>>129321145
pretty cool

>>129321145
extreme cringe
underaged faggots need to fuck off back to /r/the_d

sad.

>>129321145
It's my birthday today too.

>>129325597
Happy birthday Anon!

Dumb as hell.

>>129321145
Joke's on you, when you cut it open there's a commie flag inside.

>>129326251
>tfw grandma uses red velvet and chocolate cake to make an ancap flag

>>129321145
That looks delicious. You have a fantastic gran. Hopefully everyone enjoys eating it and nobody finds out exactly what it means. Have a vague cover story about it being an internet meme intended to mock all the crazy world politics at the moment.

>>129326251
A true kekistani flag-cake would be filled with used condoms and an apology note from a man you've never met named Hussein.

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fuck off normie

what it is, my pedes. what it is. you and BASED BLACK MAN should do a joint interview with little Lauren southern to red pill the normies about kekistan. shadilay, my pedes. kek wills it.

>>129321145
Faggot.

>>129321145
18 was long ago for me... Still, happy Birthday, op.

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>>129327853
such a fine choice of purple pill whores

>>129321145
le based grandma m'fellow 'pede, le upboated :^)

>>129321202
Shut up nigger that cake looks incredible

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>ahh yes, we are destroying the goyim as we speak
>what is the condition of their resistance Sheckleberg?
>they are baking kekistan birthday cakes
>grab my kipah the goyim will be destroyed before meshuga!

>>129321865
lel fag

>>129324436
i love how upset you retards get over heritagefagging

>>129322794

Every day we stray further from God.

>>129321145


What a faggot - boasting about being addicted to the sugar jew. Get healthy SON!

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Happy Birthday

>>129321145
It's cringey but it is a bretty gud quality looking cake.
Your grandma is a skilled 7/10 cake decorator

>>129321749
Newfag gb2gaia

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>>129321145
I wish I was dead

>>129321145
they all secretly love it but they pretend they think it's uncool

>>129321145
Wow OP. How many big boy points did that cost ya?

>>129321463
Yeah I feel bad for this kid's future

>>129331399
But it's called coolface, from that comic where "the two guys are pulled over by a police and the driver says "I'm going to put on my cool face", that was 15 years ago.

>>129321145
happy birthday but please don't do this cringe again it makes me dead inside for your granny

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>>129321145

Fuck off back to plebbit you piece of shit. Or better yet, just kill yourself.

>>129334512
No! Let them come :)

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>>129321145
Can I have a piece?

>>129334512
stupid shill image throwing in anarcho com

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>>129321145
Fucking BASED

>>129321145
Happy birthday anon

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>>129321145
Hey OP. Congrats.

Today is my B-day too. 32 years old. Still virgin :(

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>>129321145
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BASED MAGAPEDE PRAISE KEK

>>129321145
That's nice - your grandma must really like you.

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>>129321968
t. whiteknight beta cuck faggot

Porn is exactly what you do when you look like her

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>>129321145

Based grandma. Happy birthday dude. Faggots who say this is cringe dont understand the humorous undertones applied in memetic sciences.

>>129321145
Happy birthday!

>>129321145
Happy Birthday, redditor. Soon you will come to understand the value of your race.

>>129331525

We are all dead, and this is hell.

>>129337056
1 Stop qhat you are doing
2 Go out with r$100
3 fuck a whore.
4 Problem solved.

Kill your demons and free youself.

>>129321145
aww happy birthday, fuck these 14 year old larping nazis making shity comments

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>>129338561
Im not even trying anymore anon.

Is not even about sex anymore. Is the fact that I can't connect to ppl and will probably die alone.

>>129338561
If somebody is virgem at 32, chances are he is too much of a sperg to even buy a whore

>>129321145
You're grandma's a faggot, but she's a cool faggot like Freddy Mercury.

I'm really glad social media wasn't a thing when I was a kid.

>>129321145
Get off antifa

>>129338695
Pussy is overrated

Sometimes i miss the companionship, but then i remember what fucking whores women are these days and i am all good again

>>129321423
aids

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wow

>>129321145
cringe

I want to know when the kek replaced the clover and the clover was moved to the canton.

Happy birthday OP

>>129323456
oh shit
Best post

>>129339261
LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLKJJDOLSL. So you reached wizard level yet?

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>>129321145

is hilarious how you drumpfkins hurt your image more than any opposition

>>129321145
Why do you people call it kekISTAN like all the shitskin mudslim countries???

Happy birthday, kid. Ignore the (((bullshit))). Your gram did a great job!

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>>129339261
Precisely what I think too.

I just wanted to hug someone to sleep.

>>129321463
>cringing over a cake
Thin skinned nu-/pol/ get out